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Joined 09-21-03, id: 458605, Profile Updated: 02-18-10
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, and Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak.

Hi someone stole the yahoo account that I had but I should be able to find all the chapters I had written out somewhere within the next week or so. Sorry that I've been MIA so long I do plan on finishing my stories after this though I will probably not do anymore than the ones I've promised.


1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things

I've actually done some of these, #6 never did get to see the result... #15 was so funny, 13 I did as a kid alot ohh and number 11, and 12 are done too. I really want to try #14 and 10 maybe 4

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a virgin so I must be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a jerk.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick some one's ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm a girl who actually EATS, so I MUST be fat

I'm single so I must be ugly

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm EMO so i must cut my self
I'm in MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a dork
I say what I WANT, so I MUST be a jerk
I have STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST have no social life
I have bunch of GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be banging them all
I wear what I WANT, so I MUST be a poser

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic

I'm skinny so I must be anorexic

I'm a blond so I must be a ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST greedy
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so i must have problems
I’m AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST wear a cork hat and say “G’day Mate”to everyone


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The New Dawning by Sunset on Heartache reviews
A very different Harry Potter than we know comes to La Push to get away after the death of his girlfriend. As luck should have it, one of our favorite wolves imprints on the younger boy... and Bellatrix Lestrange escapes Azkaban.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,954 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Harry P., Paul - Complete
Hands in Mine by Amledo reviews
Loki has been injured during a battle in which he fought alongside the Avengers. Normally his magic would heal him, but it has not. Between Tony and Bruce a cure is found, and a truth is uncovered. A multi-chaptered fic. Thorki Mpreg inside, Brony included.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,955 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 5/13 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Loki, Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Spare Me by doctorkaitlyn reviews
"And one day, you catch yourself wishing the person you loved had never existed, so you'd be spared your pain." Daryl/Glenn, quote from Batman Begins.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 71,328 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Daryl D., Glenn
The Tribulation of the Blue Moon by StarLight Massacre reviews
Turned into a werewolf at fifteen, Harry, afraid of what he now is and the lack of control he has, runs from the wizarding world...right into the territory of unmated alpha werewolf Fenrir Greyback, who is overly eager to find the submissive wolf in the heart of his territory. Fenrir/Harry. Mpreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 152,461 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 1,915 - Follows: 1,119 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 7/26/2013 - [Harry P., Fenrir G.] - Complete
Packages in Zombie Zone, Area S by Mad Arid reviews
AU. Daryl Dixon hunts for a living. When he returns to the apartment after completing a job, Merle is gone and there's this strange kid bugging the new next door neighbours.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 111,910 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Daryl D., Glenn - Complete
Smothered By Love by Colby'sGirl19 reviews
Don and the team take on the case of the 'LA Child Snatcher' with help from Special Agent Ian Edgerton. With Charlie also mysteriously back from England alone, can they save the latest victim to fall foul of the LA Child Snatcher before it's too late?
Numb3rs - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 130,840 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Charlie E., Ian E. - Complete
Prisoners by xVenusRosex reviews
When Loki betrays Thanos, the purple one sends both him and Thor into a prison cells with magical abilities, leaving the two gods with no way out. Can the two work together to eventually escape? Turbulent romance develops quickly in the strangest of places, even prison. Warning: Thunderfrost/Mpreg.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 71,853 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 7/29/2012 - [Thor, Loki] - Complete
A Thousand Years by CocoSpence reviews
Drake decided to sleep because of a very human feeling: loneliness. Hopefully in the distant future he would find what he always wanted, a mate.
Blade - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,414 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Drake, H. King
The Pleasure With The Pain by Sweet-Hearted SilverEars reviews
What will Inuyasha's reaction be when he finds out something about Koga and Sesshomaru that makes him really upset and horrified? Will he fix it, or just make it worse? Pairings : Inuyasha/Koga/Miroku, Ginta/Hakkaku, Sesshomaru/Kohaku Male Pregnancy Warning. Warning: MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 63,740 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Inuyasha, Kouga - Complete
Death of Today by Epic Solemnity reviews
COMPLETE LV/HP: Raised in a Muggle orphanage, Harry arrives at Hogwarts a bitter boy. Unusually intelligent, he's recruited by the Unspeakables and the Death Eaters at a young age. As he grows older, he constantly has to struggle to keep his footing around a manipulative and bored Dark Lord, who fancies mind games and intellectual entertainment. (Currently being re-edited.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 71 - Words: 500,882 - Reviews: 7895 - Favs: 6,366 - Follows: 3,364 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
New Divide by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
Harry Potter is the BWL and by some twist of Fate he was also the reincarnation of Voldemort's murdered lover. Plagued by memories of his past life and smarter than before everything is about to change. And then Voldemort finds out who Harry really is. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,787 - Reviews: 1596 - Favs: 3,549 - Follows: 1,980 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Alexander Harris Master of the Hellmouth by kaya sawada reviews
They made a mistake pushing me a way and turning their backs on me. After all you should never turn your back on someone who might just shove a knife through it... M/M Warning: Darkish-Xander mpreg. Don't like then Don't read.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 96,415 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Angel, Xander H. - Complete
To Hell & Back by tymbur reviews
Angel didn't go to Hell alone.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,739 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Xander H., Angel - Complete
Not Less of Love by LiterarySpell reviews
Harry comes back to eighth year knowing exactly what he wants, and unfortunately for him, so does Draco. Harry finds out about Draco's new side and definitely doesn’t want to help. But it's not really up to him. Veela fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,939 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ulterior Motives by Yanagi-wa reviews
Willow decides that Xander needs a male friend so she works some magic. Willowmagicdisaster. Xander winds up as Spikes thrall instead. Spike claims ulterior motives. See what they are. In process of rewriting to eliminate inconsistencies.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 344,401 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Xander H., Spike - Complete
Riddicks Boy by wolf-shinigami reviews
Xander meets a fellow Alpha. SLASH CROSSOVER
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,011 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Xander H. - Complete
Dangerous Liasons by IamSlytherin reviews
In Harry's seventh year he tries to hide his growing relationship with Lucius Malfoy, but will an unexpected pregnancy make that impossible? HP/LM, DM/BZ, RL/SS warnings of viol/poss. non con au/ooc
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 81,732 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
For Always by melodia04 reviews
Draco is a vampire who took Harry in payment for his uncle's debts. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,271 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Angelus by Kage Mirai reviews
COMPLETE: What if Angelus had never been cursed with a soul? What would that mean for Buffy and her crew? This is slash people, don't like it don't read it
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,969 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Xander H., Angel - Complete
The Lies One Tells to Make it Through the Day by Azure K Mello reviews
Spike cast a spell on Angel now he loves the Zeppo. SLASH.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 44,919 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 8/18/2006 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Xander H., Angel
Desires by Alexandria18 reviews
This in my first fanfiction, Diamond can't stand seeing Serena with anyone else except for him......Sorry I am bad at summarys.
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,978 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/17/2006 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Prince Dimande/Diamond - Complete
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Veela's torment reviews
Time to kick Narcissa out of the manor. And bring in Lucius much younger mate. How will he make this independent boy fall in love with him? Or will it be an easy one, two step?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Harry P.
The vampyre's obsession reviews
Draco has come into his inheritance as a vampyre. His mate turns out to be Harry Potter. What's he suppose to do? A Malfoy always gets what he wants and what he wants is Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,681 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 9/6/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Lies, Deceits, and finally Love reviews
Harry has always wanted love. He just didn't think he could fall in love with his kidnapper who kidnapps because he's lusting over him. Warning Slash and Chan! You've been warned. No like no read! Also I do not own Harry potter or any characters. That is
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,957 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
Innocence taken reviews
This fic will involve darren getting raped. Who will get darrens' innocence? I would just like to say Darren will probably fall in love with his rapist. Is that okay with everyone? Oh it's slash and chan
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 9/7/2004
Forbidden love reviews
AN:Title subject to change. Story continued from DarkMarklv. A love story of an extremly possesive prince vampire and his future mate. Where does Voldemort come into this equation? And with the loses of war will Harry still have friends with lucas being s
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,498 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 6/12/2006 - OC, Harry P.
Draco's veela problem reviews
I know corny title. Okay this is pretty typical veela story. All my fans I am not abandoning my two other stories this was just in my mind. My two other updates are coming soon but I don't have internet at home right now. I just noticed I have spelling mi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 12/14/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
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