Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, and Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak.
Hi someone stole the yahoo account that I had but I should be able to find all the chapters I had written out somewhere within the next week or so. Sorry that I've been MIA so long I do plan on finishing my stories after this though I will probably not do anymore than the ones I've promised.
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
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Or are planning to do any of these things
I've actually done some of these, #6 never did get to see the result... #15 was so funny, 13 I did as a kid alot ohh and number 11, and 12 are done too. I really want to try #14 and 10 maybe 4
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a virgin so I must be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a jerk.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick some one's ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm a girl who actually EATS, so I MUST be fat
I'm single so I must be ugly
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm EMO so i must cut my self
I'm in MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a dork
I say what I WANT, so I MUST be a jerk
I have STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST have no social life
I have bunch of GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be banging them all
I wear what I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm skinny so I must be anorexic
I'm a blond so I must be a ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST greedy
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so i must have problems
I’m AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST wear a cork hat and say “G’day Mate”to everyone
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