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Author has written 16 stories for Twilight, Mortal Instruments, Glee, Misc. Books, and Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare.


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A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a "slut", no one knows she was raped at age 14. People call another guy "fat", no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man "ugly", no one knows he experienced a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping.

"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams."

-Dr.Suess, an absolute genius!

Something about...

The roughness of Sia's voice makes it more beautiful

The uniqueness of Adam Lambert makes him more relatable

Being different brings people together

Music lifts you up

In a gay relationship there is no "Guy" And "Girl". There both guys, cause that's kinda the point.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

-If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

-If you don't watch Laguna Beach, O.C., or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

-if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

-if you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile.

-if you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

-If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

-Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

-If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

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Magnus Bane Sparklier than Edward since the 13th Century

"There's a property in physics called the Magnus Effect, whereby a spinning object creates a whirlpool around itself, and experiences a certain force. Basically, it's what makes the curved motion of a spinning ball. Right now, that whole thing my high school physics teacher told me about practical applications and "seeing science in the real world" is proving absolutely true. I'm living my very own Magnus effect, trapped in a vortex of emotion that's spinning so fast it can't be controlled. Being with Magnus addicting; whenever I see him I get so wrapped up that everything else falls away. His presence lifts me until every problem that I have seems small and insignificant. Problem is – with physics and with life – that kind of energy can't be sustained forever, and the faster I spin, the harder I'll crash. I just can't bring myself to care."-The Heart of Light fanfiction by valiantmongoose. Alec talking about the Magnus Effect. A real thing.

"He beat those assholes up you know." Magnus whispered, letting his eyes drop and exhaustion took over, "He's my knight in shining amor."

"You mean armor?"

"No, amor means 'love' in Spanish." Magnus sighed, smiling sleepily, and then finally slipped under.-Magnus and Camille talking about Alec in an A/Ufanfiction called Broken Stars Shine Brightest by Jagger3


Jace has gold hair.

Sebastian has white hair.

It says "she bent to kiss the white-blond hair of her son"


It says Michael Wayland was killed in the fire, as Valentine.

COG page 403-404

It says Michael Wayland was alive after the fire.

COB page 400


"I was, in the end, too much human."-Luke

"I am, in the end, what you made me."-Jace

"Blood is blood"-Jace, City of Ashes

"Blood is blood"-Jace, City of Fallen Angels

Something's going on

Current favorite song: The Fighter, Glee version.Radioactive by Imagine Dragons, Your Song by Elton John, Blackbird the Glee version,Never close our eyes by Adam Lambert, Home by Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros

Malec is my OTP

favorite part of Home is

Him: Jade

Her: Alexander

Him: Do you remember that day you fell outta my window?

Her: I sure do, you came jumping out after me.

Him: Well, you fell on the concrete, nearly broke your ass, you were bleeding all over the place and I rushed you out to the hospital, you remember that?

Her: Yes I do.

Him: Well there's something I never told you about that night.

Her: What didn't you tell me?

Him: While you were sitting in the backseat smoking a cigarette you thought was gonna be your last, I was falling deep, deeply in love with you, and I never told you til just now.


To all the Homophobes out there

From a mortal Instruments fic on An archive of our own called Instruments of Chaos by pissedofsandwich. Read it. And post this if you are against Homophobes

“Please, it’s your choice,” Bradley Lightbody scoffed. “You could’ve chosen to be normal if you wanted to. You didn’t.”

“You think it’s a choice?” Alec raged. Luke was quite surprised to see him speaking. He didn’t know the boy that well, but he knew Alec was the calm after the storm, quiet and collected and kind and delicate, despite his height and strength. He was like the steady glowing star to Jace’s burning supernova. “You think we woke up and morning and decided it’s cool to be gay?” The look on his face was enough to make Bradley quaver. “Okay, so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now.”

Bradley looked incredulous. “No.”

“Why not?” Alec demanded.

“Because I don’t find men attractive,” Bradley responded, giving Alec a look as if he were talking to a five years old boy.

“So choose to find them attractive,” Alec challenged.

Bradley looked around and gulped. “I can’t,” he said.

Alec’s eyebrows disappeared into his hairline. “What is it? You can’t?”

Bradley opened his mouth and promptly closed it.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love

.:Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong:.

Do we practice sacrifice?



Because its not right.

But the bible says to do it, so why not?

Why do people shun homosexuality?

Because it says to do so in the bible.

But it also says to sacrifice people.

It's different.


Out of all the Old Testament there's only two lines about homosexuality. Don't be a Homophobe. Love is Love.


Working for the full inclusion of lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender Jews in Jewish life


"Kurt, a veteran of madness who had survived over a year of glee at McKinley where he had been drunk, slushied, had walked around as Lady Gaga, had been a football player, a cheerleader, had experienced hallucinations, some incredibly wild performance numbers, dealt with a psychopathic cheerleading coach, a neurotic guidance counselor, a glee teacher stuck in the 80s, accrued a heated battle against soulless robots (Vocal Adrenaline) and, most importantly, had dealt with the issues of the entire glee club and Rachel Berry (who deserves a separate mention), now lifted an eyebrow."

-Dalton by CP Coulter

I know it looks like Im one of those people who post random things on there profile but each and everything means something to me.

note: Laughing With is a very emotional story that will rock you to the core.

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Hiding In Plain Sight by Alexandra-bookaholic reviews
Alec Lightwood moves to Mooncross bay with his recently divorced mother and overly eager sister Izzy. He is reluctant to try and fit in since he has always felt like the outsider, but maybe a new town with new people (including a certain gorgeous someone) could let him in. Malec fic, all human.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 128,426 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 9/18/2020 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Flow of Power by MaybeThere'sHope reviews
The "backstory" to my other fic Connected. The progression of Malec's relationship from first kiss up until the lemon that inspired Connected. You don't have to have read my other fic to enjoy this one tho, if you simply like Malec fluff w/o drama.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/1/2017 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Misery Loves Glamour by MaybeThere'sHope reviews
Life in the limelight isn't always so sweet, and secrets are more closely guarded than ever. But if you look hard enough, in all the wrong places, you might find the love of your life, and a way to break free. Malec lemons galore in later chapters.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 1605 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 8/1/2017 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
I'm Here by TheShhTiger reviews
Prompt - Write a story in which the narrator slowly falls in love with the reader. Discontinued.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,963 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/15/2015 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Go Your Own Way by Zavocado reviews
Kurt Hummel just wants to get through his Junior Year at McKinley in one piece. But when the new guy from Dalton Academy Reform School for Boys takes an alarming interest in him, he's certain he's going to be in for a wild ride. Badboy!Blaine, Klaine, AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 201,863 - Reviews: 4154 - Favs: 6,022 - Follows: 3,937 - Updated: 4/24/2015 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Kissed - The Beginning by SabArtFan reviews
- "Er... It's me. I mean, Alec. Alec Lightwood." Magnus felt his heart give a stutter at the first words, thinking afterward that Alec didn't have to specify who he was, his soon-to-be-too-tight pants clear enough about his visitor's identity." - Starting with Kissed extra by C.C. and we follow Malec on the merge of TMI. Few book dial (diff pov) but lots of Malec ;) Hope u like it!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 118,361 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 7/3/2013 - [Alec L., Magnus B.]
100 Days by borogroves reviews
Kurt and Blaine have been best friends (and nothing more) since the age of six. Now 22-year-old college graduates, they take a roadtrip around the USA, visiting every state in 100 days. Fifty states. Two boys. One love story. (Updated Wednesdays and Sundays.)
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 156,638 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Make the Move by FantysmalAdorations reviews
Sequel to Misinterpretations. Alec's summer job is getting him a little too close to his co-worker. Magnus begins to find out just what Alec's not telling him. Meanwhile, Max and Tal are having trouble with communication. Will one wrong turn ruin it for all of them? All Human. Rated M for sexual content and language.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,595 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B., Max L. - Complete
Prestigious by NadiaInklover reviews
Magnus Bane, fashion designer and owner of the most wanted fashion magazine is looking for a new photographer. Alec Lightwood, internet sensation for his photography blog is looking to take his work to another level. What happens when both worlds collide? can they make it work and reach what they want? All Human.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 99,915 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Against The Rules by Magnus Glitter Bane Alec reviews
There is a Shadowhunter school. There is a Downworlder school. They are separated by 'The Fence' and the students are never to get close. Those are the rules. You can't look at them. You can't talk to them. And if you do it's punished the strictest way possible. Rules are rules after all.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,263 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 9/3/2013 - [Alec L., Magnus B.] - Complete
Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7885 - Favs: 8,522 - Follows: 7,861 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
I'll Cover You by Search.For.The.Light reviews
AU Slave. Blaine Anderson has never wanted a slave. But one day he stumbles upon a broken angelic boy and vows to protect him, not knowing the things that the one action has set into motion. Warnings: abuse, violence and smut in later chapters
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,840 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Crosses and Rainbows by Brittanysway reviews
AU: In a place blessed by God, the rules are simple: 1. Obey your parents, 2. Obey the church and 3. Obey the Bible. Alexander Lightwood, is about to break these rules. He should have known that the rules are there for protection. Who is going to protect him now? AU R&R Rated to M in the near future due to planting a lemon tree. Warning: Violence, Non-con sex and abuse... Age-gap
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 134,169 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Wrong But Right by Magnus Glitter Bane Alec reviews
They met at a different place. A different time. In a slightly different world. But their love is the same...Everlasting and true. Basicly same caracters but different plot. Malec.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 118,284 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 3/27/2013 - [Alec L., Magnus B.] - Complete
Different by Magnus Glitter Bane Alec reviews
Alec moves out so he can hide his true self more easily. So he can keep his secrets to himself and live a life that he always planned to. But what happens when he has a neighbor who lives differently then Alec is used to. What happens when they meet and his word suddenly turns upside down? Will he let this flamboyant party boy crash into his life and change everything? AU/AH
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 38,159 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 7/22/2013 - [Magnus B., Alec L.] - Complete
We Need To Talk by darrenchris6 reviews
A series of awkward moments between Burt and our favorite boys. Fluff, hilarity, and awkwardness ensues. R&R!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 58 - Words: 89,629 - Reviews: 1635 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Malec Prompts by NadiaInklover reviews
HIATUS...Just small one-shots based on the ideas you give me :) Leave a comment or send me a PM with your idea and hopefully I'll get it down in a one-shot that will be displayed here ;)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,617 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B.
To Keep Up The Appearances by SabArtFan reviews
"I was starting to wonder about his state of un-filthiness, after all he was homeless, when the apparition let out a low chuckle in a deep sensual tone. I shivered like a teenage girl, trembling from the inside, and obviously, blushed!" - Alec Lightwood meet an interesting man and wish to know more about him... although Magnus is homeless. My first A/H story, hope u like it! :D
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,191 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 10/27/2013 - [Alec L., Magnus B.] Chairman Meow - Complete
Love me, not him by 29nbil reviews
Kurt is a new student at Dalton. He falls in love with his roommate, Blaine, but it's always something that gets in the way... KLAINE! Raited M just in case! And I don't own Glee!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 67,876 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Love That Lasts by Christina B reviews
Soulmate fic! When the name of Blaine Anderson's soul mate appeared on his hand on his 13th birthday, he didn't expect that it would be a boy much less Kurt Hummel, son of the President of the United States. As he watches Kurt from afar Blaine mourns the fact that they will never meet. But little does he know that fate is already working in his favor and might just surprise him.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,482 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Malec Oneshots & Songfics by Dramaticturnaway reviews
This is the place where I post all my Malec oneshots/songfics. If you got a song you want to request/suggest please leave a review :) For now there's songs from Taylor Swift, Of Monsters And Men, He Is We & Tim McGraw
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,447 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B.
We're so close, yet so far apart by frecklesandbowties reviews
5x03 reaction fic. Life in the Kurcheltana loft in the months following - NYC. (mentions of Finchel. small mentions of Klaine/Dantana) TW: death, grief. 3000 words.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,310 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Rachel B., Kurt H., Finn H., Santana L. - Complete
Just when you thought it couldn't get any weirder by Thinkingaboutnothing reviews
The Cullens start attending McKinley. This is set at the beginning of Glee season three. In Twilight, this is post-Breaking Dawn, but I have not included Renesmee. I am writing as though Bella'a transformation went ahead as planned without the pregnancy.
Crossover - Twilight & Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,547 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 8/17/2012
Playing Magnus (Malec) by theolivetree reviews
"What's your name?" The man asked, pinning Alec with his burning gaze once again. "Alec." He breathed. "Well Alec. You have the most beautiful eyes. Would you care to spend the night with me?" That was precisely when Alec's brain stopped thinking, and his tongue started talking. "I'm not, uh, gay. Sorry." Oh poor Alec. What have you gotten yourself into?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,098 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Alec L., Isabelle L., Jace W., Magnus B.
Center of the Sun by StarryOwlEyes reviews
When the whole world is falling apart, and people are killed for being themselves- How do you let love in? And what if that love isn't what you think? Devastatingly Dark, and Passionately Romantic. Set in futuristic England. AU Adult Content R&R Lemons
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 132,839 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Sweeter Than Heaven, Hotter Than Hell by Keitorin Asthore reviews
AU. Kurt and Blaine met as children, when Kurt had wings and Blaine didn't. But when the laws change, their lives change too. What can they do when their very lives are considered illegal? Written for the Klaine reverse bang.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,598 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Skip a Beat by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Blaine is stuck working in his mother's flower shop after his recording contract in NYC fell through. Kurt is a reclusive blogger and the young single father to a six-year-old boy. There was probably no chance for their paths to ever cross, but fate didn't count on little Gabriel Hummel stepping in to make his daddy and the flower man happy. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,358 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
almost allgirls school by elizainlove reviews
Blaine's mum is the headmistress of an all-girls boarding school, he attends the school and is the only boy there until one day a new boy arrives... KLAINE
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,278 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Misfits by boylikeme reviews
AU Story in which Will and Emma raise most of the Glee kids as their own. Most of the characters will pop up.. but knowing myself this will be mostly about Kurt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 60 - Words: 150,290 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Kurt H.
Kissing Round by Lima Blues reviews
"Some say that the third time's the charm… and that applies to Alec and Magnus as well. When neither the first nor the second try are successful, they can only expect the third time to be unforgettable." My version of the first and adorable moments in the relationship between the Warlock and the Shadowhunter.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,698 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B.
What A Night by SaySomethingNiceOrIWillKillYou reviews
Marley realizes that she really doesn't know the Glee Club that well. Klaine. Spoilers for Schue's wedding. M because of the comments of our boys. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A., Marley R.
Black with Green Polka Dots (One-Shot) by NadiaInklover reviews
"You don't think I'm capable of doing it?" Alec asked raising an eyebrow "I just don't find you as the kind of guy who does" Magnus said with a small smirk "Give me your right hand" ... Malec One-Shot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
I'm Trying by FantysmalAdorations reviews
'"I'm sweaty, running on adrenaline, and I swear on the Angel I'm not wearing any underwear," he said.' Alec finally tells Jace about Magnus. Why? Because he's a damsel in bed. T for language and suggestion. (Sorry no lemon)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,006 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
A Blind Date by VNI reviews
More than 20 years ago Kurt refused to marry Blaine. They haven't seen each other since then, even though they knew, that they were meant for each other. Who could think that one day Kurt's son and Blaine's daughter will fall in love with each other and decide to set their dads up? Fluffy future!daddy!klaine. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,828 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Young Hearts by InALandOfKlaine reviews
[Kid!Klaine] When Kurt pulls his mom out of bed for a day at the mall, he never expected to find more than a new outfit.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Love is a Destroyer by Star Flight Knight reviews
After Alec falls in battle, Magnus is devastated. Their adoptive son Christian notices, and comments on how nothing will ever be the same again.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Misinterpretations by FantysmalAdorations reviews
Magnus and Alec have been close friends for a while. When they finally admit their true feelings, good things happen. : All human, high school, T for vulgar language. Please read and review. Some Clace, Sizzy, and Talax pairings. Sequel will be called Make the Move
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,869 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B., Max L. - Complete
Shot Up Love by Jagger3 reviews
Magnus Bane is the top fashion designer in all of the United States, but despite all of this, he still doesn't know his photographer until barging into his office one day. He's struck immediatly to the bone with this blue eyed, black haired man and sets off to win his affection. But when a rival company tries to unseat Magnus's fame, they target his blue eyed weak point. M for Yaoi
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,905 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Gathering Closeness by sometimeswelose reviews
In COA, you don't really get to see how Malec forms, apart from, you know, what's important to the plot. So here's some imagined happenings. Characters belong to Cassandra Clare, and not to me. M because of reasons...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,846 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Love Is Blind by Lexia Clark reviews
Magnus is a sarcastic party boy but will he settle down when he meets a funny blind boy at his party? *I suck at summaries but please read it's my first story* hope y'all like it I also apologize in advance for my crap editing skills. Errors will most likely abound
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,746 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Let's Wrap Time by SaySomethingNiceOrIWillKillYou reviews
Always wanted to know what would happen if the characters met the actors? Bit crackish, but with real hidden depth. One-shot! Please Read and Review
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,173 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A., New Directions - Complete
The Perfect Shot by khal-blaine reviews
Blaine Anderson, a young, up-and-coming professional photographer, has the utmost luck to be assigned to a photoshoot featuring the famous (and breathtaking) Kurt Hummel. When Kurt's dominant presence begins to affect the submissive behind the camera, how long can they resist? - D/s AU, presented in three parts.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,356 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Percy Jackson and the McKinley Kids by JosephineKaitlyn reviews
Percy Jackson figured he could relax now that the war was over. But when Grover iris messages him about a demigod he can't quite figure out he finds himself enrolling in McKinley High School in Lima Ohio to do a little investigating of his own. Not only does he find a strange son of Poseidon (thanks Dad) but a satyr that has been MIA for over 20 years, set before HoO. Rated T.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,098 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Percy J., Blaine A.
A Napkin's Worth A Thousand Words by blacknails512 reviews
It took a moment for me to figure out what he was doing but I finally got it. 'Eye can knot ear you.' 'I cannot hear you.' Oh god, I thought. He's deaf... AU/AH
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 58,554 - Reviews: 1479 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Magnus B., Alec L.
Castles Made of Sand by Cersanthamum reviews
Magnus Bane & Alec Lightwood are two utterly different people. What will happen when their worlds collide? Everything that is broken, is meant to be fixed. Set in AU - Highschool. Infernal Devices/Mortal Instruments cross-over. R&R!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 176,290 - Reviews: 994 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B.
A Dream Is a Wish by warblingaway reviews
Prince Blaine wants nothing more then to dance with commoner Kurt Hummel at his father's balls. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Time Machine by emquin reviews
Rory Hummel-Anderson goes back to the past to stop something horrible from happening and ends up in 2011 attending school with his teenage dads. summary inside. Klaine. Rory/? time-travel. Complete.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 102,124 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A., Rory F., Sugar M. - Complete
IKEA by Adrelaide reviews
"Isabelle." Jace turned to face her dramatically, his golden eyes wide. "No prank is worth listening to my own brother getting screwed against a door." Set during COFA. The Lightwood siblings are out to redecorate a certain warlock's apartment in revenge. Poor Alec's sent to run interference when Magnus shows up a bit earlier then expected. Malec.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Hold My Heart by Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan reviews
GKM Fill: Blaine is a carrier who is sold by his parents when they are in need of money. He is gifted to Kurt by his buyer in order to gain favour with newly elected Congressman Hummel. M for obvious reasons, warnings for MPreg and some dub/non con. Prompt and full warnings inside.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 149,524 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Broken Stars Shine Brightest by Jagger3 reviews
Magnus has become completely infatuated with a school mate of his; Alexander Lightwood-star of the football team and brother of the most hottest person in the school. He decides to make the blue eyed beauty his, but Magnus didnt realize that it might mean Alexander will have to see a side of him he was ashamed of. Rated M for yaoi, AU.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,572 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The Klaine CrissColfer Show by BlaineyDevon reviews
In which Kurt and Blaine are real people, and Chris and Darren are fictional, but both couples endure many challenges. Majorly AU. Klaine. CrissColfer. Two stories in one! SEASON TWO NOW UP!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 144,697 - Reviews: 984 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Louder Than Words by wingslikefeather reviews
Kurt owns a small bookshop in New York. One day Blaine walks in, and the story begins. Mute!Blaine
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,185 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Swing the Spinning Step by aspiringtoeloquence reviews
A Klaine AU version of the move 'Never Been Kissed' (1999). Kurt Hummel, a copy-editor at The New York Sentinel, just got his big break: the chance to become a reporter, go undercover at a local high school and write an expose. He learns a lot from the people he meets - including a young English teacher with a penchant for bowties - both about high school and about himself.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,092 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Complete
Never Listen in on Klaine Conversations by bookfreak1317 reviews
Eavesdropping never ends well. Watch as different people listen in on our favorite couple and get the weirdest pictures from them. Prompt #13- ScarstarOfMountainClan... The New Direction girls go on a shopping spree at the same time Kurt decides to make Blaine try out the awesomeness called skinny jeans. Sadly, the girls don't know this... HIATUS!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,294 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Snapshots of Sunshine by blue-starryeyed-songjay reviews
So, the Warblers, Klaine and the New Directions feature prominently. Hopefully humorous.Chapter 39: Things go down in the motel room. Painful, painful things.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 62,323 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Pavarotti's Legacy by misskaterinab reviews
From Pavarotti's death, a new relationship was born. Follow their journey through life and love through my eyes, because I'll give you what Fox isn't going to show you! Mostly fluff and Klainebows.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 262,132 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
We Found Love in a Hopeless Place by nellie12 reviews
ABANDONED WORK IN PROGRESS- Rachel is in for a treat when she learns one of her favorite singers is actually her twin brother. Blaine Anderson comes into her life with the intent of catching up on lost time but gets a little more than he bargained for after meeting Kurt Hummel.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,768 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Ambassadors Abroad by jcrissrid reviews
Klaine, The Warblers and New Directions find themselves getting a trip to Europe to sing for 2 weeks this summer. Perfect summer romance for Klaine. Some smut, but M for possible later chapters
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 75 - Words: 243,903 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Just Can't Wait Any Longer by Theamster reviews
Burt is in New York for Kurt and Blaine's wedding a few years down the road but Kurt has something to tell him. They may already be more married than they've let on.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Broken Kind of Beautiful by thegingerhasspoken reviews
Kurt's reaction to not getting into NYADA and Blaine comforting him. because it should have been in the show because nobody cares about finchel's chairs
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Broken Things by Spun reviews
Post-City of Lost Souls, Alec finally cracks and takes out his frustrations on an innocent bystander. To be fair, though, his father kind of deserves it.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,184 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 54 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Alec L., Robert L. - Complete
Live for the Moment by bowtiewearingowl reviews
Kurt is waiting for his boyfriend to propose when he receives a mysterious text warning him to get out of that relationship. Fast. He then find out he is getting dating advice from himself—ten years in the future.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,234 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Blue by Zavocado reviews
Burt hates the thought of letting go, but even more he's scared of what the future might mean for his boys. Klaine, Papa Burt. Post-Dance With Somebody
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Burt H. - Complete
The Customer by 7895764757 reviews
"I tried getting my son into cars once," the man said suddenly. "We tried to rebuild a car in our garage. I wanted the opportunity to spend more time with him since he goes to boarding school. I think he took it the wrong way though." set post BTW
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Mothers Love by inkinmyheartandonthepage reviews
What if it had been Burt who died when Kurt was younger leaving his mother to raise him? This is my take. Klaine! Slash! Rated T. Please R&R :D Happy reading.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,467 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Calming Presence by Thaliana reviews
Two babies, born the same day, in the same hospital. Neither will stop crying. What's an innovative doctor to do? Written for Klaine Week - Day 1, Baby!Klaine. Warnings for unnamed character death.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Patches by WeNeed2ReDecorate reviews
Klex through the mind of klaine's dog, Patches.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Snowed In by darrenchris6 reviews
Blaine and Rachel spend Christmas with the Hudmels. The adults leave, and the teens get snowed in. R&R!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,713 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Redefining Views by inkinmyheartandonthepage reviews
Au. Burt and Carol are getting closer and Finn has yet to meet Burt's son, Kurt. Kurt isn't like Finn, he's the type of boy that Finn bullies. Finn and New Directions are about to meet the epic-ness of KLAINE!Slash. Please R&R. Better than it sounds.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 142,816 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 1,155 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
TwiLight It Up! by Brunette Beauty 1 reviews
What happens when Finn Hudson and Kurt Hummel spend the summer with Finn's cousin Bella? They've taken insults, slushees, bullying, and worse. The members of the Glee Club never imagined that they would have to face the supernatural. T for Safety.
Crossover - Twilight & Glee - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,840 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Bella, Finn H. - Complete
Cirque de Joie by Sharmain reviews
Blaine has been part of the Cirque de Joie for most of his life, being the 'handy man' around the circus. He yearns to be a performer but he has none of the talent. Just when he thought there was nothing left for him, a new aerialist joins the Cirque. AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 80,548 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
City of Courage: A KlaineTMI Crossover by CrissColferL0ve reviews
Kurt and Blaine are Shadowhunters living unhappy lives. They meet and embark on an adventure and develop feelings for one another along the way. They must deal with the Clave, a war and the prospect of death.
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Blaine A.
Claustrophobia by Voldy Gleek reviews
TRAPPED! Seven guys, one cupboard, sixty-one long hours...what will happen? Read on...:D New Directions boys, Klaine fluffiness :D Rated for mild language...enjoy! :D
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,888 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 12/6/2011 - New Directions - Complete
The First Time by khal-blaine reviews
My headcanon of Kurt and Blaine's first time. Bottom!Blaine.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,455 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Awkward Encounters of New Directions and Blaine by LunaDragonPoet reviews
The New Directions and Blaine have some pretty interesting and awkward encounters through Kurt. This is a series of one shots descibing different encounters they have throughout the year. Rating will go up depending on the one shots.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,350 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Senior Year by Brunette Beauty 1 reviews
"You're in Glee Club," Mr. Schue said, observing everyone's faces. "When you graduate, I don't want you to think of the slushees or the insults. I want you to leave McKinley with everything you learned here. From me, and from each other."
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,238 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Will S., New Directions - Complete
Unwanted by Unic0rn-H0bbit reviews
Blaine tells his parents he's gay and get's kicked out, he has no where to go apart from Kurt's, will this bring them closer to more then just freinds? Klaine! Please Read! XXX
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,996 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Fathers by OnceinYourLife reviews
"I love my son, and my son loves Blaine. He matters to me." While the glee club is in New York, Burt receives an unexpected visitor.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 140,993 - Reviews: 1823 - Favs: 1,458 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Burt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Don't Take No Sorcery by Threepwillow reviews
The Floo network does something it really, really shouldn't, and five wizard kids get thrown into the middle of Muggle Ohio. :::A VERY POTTER MUSICAL CROSSOVER. Oneshot, Kurt/Blaine, Samcedes, semicrack:::
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,437 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Seduction by Crazy4Klaine reviews
Kurt is rather hard to seduce. Blaine finds this frustrating.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,090 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Miss Holliday Goes To Dalton by GlassParade reviews
Holly Holliday finds herself at Dalton Academy after all hell breaks loose in Blaine Anderson's formerly orderly life. Take one lost teen, add an unconventional teacher and the Warblers, and wonder if Dalton and its inhabitants will ever be the same...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,145 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Holly H., Blaine A. - Complete
Fail by Dustland-Fairytales reviews
"So, apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?" - In which Magnus tries to seduce Alec by using his entire reservoir of pick-up lines. Which doesn't work...much. Crack.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 72 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Star of the Show by Dr. Blind reviews
Jace wakes up tied to a bed, face to face with two of his horny foes from the past. Sebastian/Jace/Valentine. Oh, and Alec, Magnus, and Simon are there too. M.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Valentine M., Jace W. - Complete
What You Want, Baby, I Got It by klemonademouth reviews
Outtake from epilogue of We'll All Float On, derived from this line: "Kurt stepped forward, sliding his hands over Blaine's hips and breathing in his ear, 'you are so getting laid tonight.'" Not necessary to have read WAFO to read. Klaine. NC-17.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,425 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
We'll All Float On by klemonademouth reviews
"We can't help it, you two are entertaining. It's like watching reality TV, but far more intelligent and with more sexual repression." Wes was cradling a tub of popcorn. "Or a documentary on the mating rituals or lack thereof of gay teenagers." Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 139,253 - Reviews: 1298 - Favs: 1,768 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
If You're Ready Like I'm Ready by CarolineShea reviews
Kurt/Blaine future fic! The title is a lyric from the song "Marry You" - which should be a hint. Rated M for sexytimes!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Klaine, As Told By David and Wes by Ultraviolet-Ink reviews
When David and Wes do something, they don't do it by halves. So when David suggests they document 'Klaine' in all of its entirety, it's not going to be some half-arsed job - they're pulling out all the stops.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 73,769 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Watching videos on YouTube by LiliesAreWhite reviews
People watching glee films on YouTube. Starts with just Blaine, Wes and David but later more people join. Each chapter is a different point of view.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 30,859 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
The Hero by ckofshadows reviews
They say a man's greatest hero is his father. For much of my life, I would have said that was true. Up until I met Burt Hummel, that is.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,723 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 52 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Blaine A., Burt H. - Complete
Matching Converse and Ballroom Dancing by klemonademouth reviews
"They meet when they're five. They're on the bus to school, and a second grader picks up Blaine's Powerpuff Girls lunch box and throws it out the window. Blaine bursts into tears. Kurt, just a kindergartener, trips the bully as he walks past." Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,129 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Animals by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Blaine and the Warblers sing "Animals" Kurt. But not how you would first thing. Pre-Klaine
Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Wake Up Strange by Threepwillow reviews
The summer right after Kurt turns seventeen is hot, and personal, and might kind of just maybe be the most important three months of his life. ONESHOT. Written for LJ's crackedaglet for the K/B KissKiss exchange. Title from BnL's "What a Good Boy."
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,403 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
You Gave My Life Direction by Pyrofrickenmaniac reviews
Blaine and Kurt are offically dating and feel that they should tell Burt Hummel, Kurt's father. The biggest concern though is if Burt will be able to let his baby boy grow up. T for suggestive comments. Fluff. Very mild Klaine/slash refrences. ONE-SHOT
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Kurt H., Burt H. - Complete
Wouldn't Change A Thing by smilekidxx reviews
In the past 12 months Burt Hummel's adopted four kids not including Finn his house became the place were the glee club comes for their problems. Much better than it sounds
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Burt H. - Complete
Dreams Come True by ThatBitchIrene reviews
After 5 months together, Blaine surprises Kurt with a trip to Disney World. Lots of fluffy fluffiness ensues! Rating has been changed to M. I apologize if that now leaves some of my readers out of the loop but to be fair, I did warn that it would happen.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,303 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Damage Control by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Takes place during "Theatricality." Quinn doesn't understand why a frantic phone call from Kurt makes Mercedes flip out like that. But maybe she just doesn't quite understand the concept of empathy. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,209 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Kurt H., Quinn F. - Complete
Family Ties by Keitorin Asthore reviews
It was enough of a surprise when Burt and Carole got married. Finn and Kurt were even more surprised when they decided to have a baby, but they never expected how their little sister would change things. Finchel. Klaine. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,000 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 74 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Laughing With by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Set during "Grilled Cheesus." Kurt is a master at shielding his emotions. But when he finally allows himself to voice his unspoken thoughts, the least likely person imaginable comes to comfort him. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Just Wanted To See by MauMaster reviews
Jace has great abs. Isabelle wants to compare him and Alec. Alec isn't the most willing of participants. Jace and Izzy? Well, they don't really care. All dialogue, pre-CoB.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Alec L., Jace W. - Complete
Magic Moment by ariviand reviews
Alec and Magnus, several months post-City of Glass. The "magic moment" we've all been waiting for. Rated M for mmmmm, it's about time. Lemony fresh.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 59,890 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B.
That Was My Siblings by ronOReds reviews
Edward's family decides he needs a push in the right direction when it comes to getting physical with Bella. What methods do they resort to in order to get their message across!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 105 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Complete
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Quarterback reviews
Spoiler spoiler. Ya I don't have the emotional energy to do this now. Kurt and and Blaine after Finn... Based on the promo for the quarterback
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 10/3/2013 - [Kurt H., Blaine A.] Finn H., Burt H.
Love reviews
Spoiler spoiler spoiler spoiler Spoiler spoiler spoiler spoiler Spoiler spoiler spoiler spoiler Spoiler spoiler spoiler spoiler Spoiler spoiler spoiler spoiler Season 5 Kurt and Blaine 'celebrate, there engagement! Contains klaine, Burt Cooper and lots of Love!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2013 - [Kurt H., Blaine A.] Burt H., Cooper A. - Complete
Faceless reviews
I wrote this about a month and a half ago after waking up from a nightmare. It's not for any books or movie. Will probably have another chapter coming soon.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/15/2013
Angst. Kurt and Burt after Elizibeth dies. One shot unless requested to do more
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Burt H., Kurt H. - Complete
Hot Damn reviews
This is basically Kurt showing Isabelle videos of Glee club.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 9/1/2013 - [Blaine A., Kurt H.] New Directions, Isabelle K.
My M reviews
Alec Lightwood,age 18(ooooo that gives me an idea for a spy fic) he lives in a home for gay boys. No violence. Not all a we hate gay people. Just a nice place Alec has been locked up for the last six years. Every things cheery, taking care of Max. And then in comes Magnus. A/U. Malec. R&R rating changed to M at chapter 17.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 17,124 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - [Alec L., Magnus B.] Max L.
Glee Drabble reviews
Hello this is going to be glee Drabbles. Enjoy
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 5/27/2013
Nonsense story of epic proportion reviews
Yello I'm back this is a story that has mangoes banana pants and muffin wars. Pretty much crack fic. me and my friend each took a line. She started. Enjoy TeamSparkles
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B., A. Mortmain, Will H.
Lost and Found reviews
This is a continuation of a Drabble I started. I will put the first and second chapters here. Summery: When Magnus Alec Jace and Clary take a cab driven by a certain person. How will it effect Jace? Better than it sounds. Cp2 spoilers. Post COG
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Jace W., Tessa G.
Drabble reviews
This will be Drabble concerning TMI or TID or both. Enjoy
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Alec L., Jace W., Jem C., Will H.
Song fics reviews
Refer to title. Song fics for mortal instruments!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Strangers in the Street reviews
Malec post COG. Alec and Magnus are fighting but when a little girl enters there life there life is changed forever, But is it going to b a good change? R&R
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/21/2013 - [Alec L., Magnus B.]
Pens,Kisses,and Jace Herondale reviews
Not what it sounds like. Malec but mostly Jace and Alec friendship. Fluffy.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Alec L., Jace W. - Complete
Weird Malec reviews
Iv decided that this is my dumping ground for weird Malecs. Enjoy!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Poem reviews
Hellllooooo this is a poem about the characters feeeeelings. Came up with it on a six hour drive
Crossover - Twilight & Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Alice, Jace W., Magnus B. - Complete
Meeting:A TwilightMortal Insrument Crossover reviews
You know how Edward always wanted Bella to go to Dartmouth? Well they do and guess who the meet there, Magnus,Simon and immortal Alec. What happens when the to earths collide. Mostly just fluff. No sad. Rated T for a little kissing and some suggestive talk. R&R please this is my first fanfic.
Crossover - Twilight & Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 4/14/2013 - [Magnus B., Alec L.] [Bella, Edward] - Complete
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