Author has written 5 stories for Star Wars, Doctor Who, M*A*S*H, and Once Upon a Time.
ABOUT ME (Why on earth is this important?)
i love Naruto and Avengers and Merlin and Robin Hood (why the #@%$ did Robin and Marien have to die! *bawling my eyes out*) oh and Sherlock (how did i forget!) and GI-JOE (and many more)
i talk to myself
never pay attention (i don't mean to zone out)
i have ADD
happy that i don't have A.D.H.D.
i'm now talking to myself again!
i'm slightly perverted ( i admitted it what now #%$&)
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on FaceBook, or talking to a boyfriend on a cellphone or regular phone.
I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year (...or ever).
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with a lot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.
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"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says different is selling something."
-Westly, from the book The Princess Bride
"Hello, my name in Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
-Inigo Montoya, from the book The Princess Bride
"The one who laughs lasts has the slowest mind. The one who laughs first has the dirtiest."
"I feel something...a slight tingle in my fingers. I think this drink is affecting me."
-Legolas , from LOTR, the deleted scene "The Drinking Game"
Repost these if...
You love BBC's Merlin.
You hate Twilight.
If you still watch Disney movies.
If you know Thranduil is FABULOUS.
If you know who Pewdiepie is.
If you know muffins are evil.
If you freak out over one review, even if it's just a smiley face.
If you blow off homework to go on this site.
If you know you'll never actually repost this because you're too socially awkward, like me.
If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile!!
You say Hair Bow, I say Leaf Headband!
You say Jello, I say Happy Pucchin Pudding!
You say Abercrombie and Fitch, I say cosplay!!!
You say Twilight, I say Vampire knight!
You say Edward Cullen, I say Kakashi Hatake!
You say Justin Bieber!, I say ...ew Skrillex Please!!
You say "Whazzap, Homie", I say "Konichiwa"
You say McDonalds, I say ICHIRAKU RAMEN!!!
You say cartoons and comics, I say anime and manga!
You say I'm weird, I say I'm Moe!
You say "What's Moe?", I say "...I don't really know"
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
If you hear the voices of your characters in your head, please copy this into your profile.
If you love Yaoi/Shonen-ai, copy this to your profile/signature!
If you're a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile
If you have ever ran into a door, copy this to your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy this to your profile.
f you're fricken crazy and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile (doing so sarcastically will not win you any favors either, for I do this quite frequently)
If you have fell down the stairs, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile,
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
Sicence prvoes taht eevn wehn the wrods are srcabmled up you can sitl raed tihs. Cpoy and Psate tihs itno yuor porflie if you can raed tihs.
if Hannah Montanna was standing on the edge of a 6 story building about 90% of Americans would have a nervous breakdown. If you are one of the 10% of Americans and Canadians that is yelling "JUMP BITCH!" copy and paste this in to your profile (If this ever happened, I would be behind her with a pirate sword and outfit on, pushing her off of the "plank". nods solemnly I wait for that day too. I wait for it too...)
"If the opposite of Pro is Con then the opposite of Progress is Congress" - random thought from EroSlackerMicha's profile
"There is a fine line between sanity and insanity, and I have white out" - from EroSlackerMicha's profile
"I am fluent in three languages. English, Sarcasm and Profanity." from EroSlackerMicha's profile
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" (Here here!!!)
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
It's always the last place you look. Of course it is. Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?
They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
When life gives you lemons, spit the lemons in life's eye.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
98% of girls would cry if they saw Edward Cullen in flames. If you're part of the 2% that would be roasting marshmallows on a stick, copy and paste this onto your profile.
No one's perfect. If you know and like that you're not perfect. Copy this to your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you can read/speak more than one language (not necessarily fluently), copy this into your profile.
-You dont care if you're not popular, you just who you are. Copy and paste this into your profile.
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93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.
If people tend to misunderstand you copy this to your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile.
Some people think I'm insane. If you've ever been called insane before, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you post this on profile.
If you have read the "Twilight" saga and you wish you didn't, copy and paste onto your profile!
If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.
Caution: Handicapped people will be eaten by crocodiles below.
Out of my mind, please leave a message.
Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.
People are like slinkies, basically usless, and yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down stairs.
I've got A.D.D and magic markers, oh the thrills I will have!
If you don't laugh at yourself, I'll be glad to do it for you.
When you’re stressed just... YODEL!
Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.
Take candy, not drugs.
Be crazy... well behaved girls never made history.
Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it.
My imaginary friend thinks you have problems.
I hope you choke on every word you spoke when you were screaming at me.
I am absolutely awesome (agree or die)
Caution, water on road during rain.
WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.
Oh no! Barney's gone pimp! What has the world come to?
If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up. (Amen to that)
Don't like my attitude? Call 1 - 800 - Kiss - My - ...ASS!
,If you're gonna be two faced, sweetie, at least make one of them pretty.
Even the best fall down sometimes.
Yes, I do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear. Thank you very much.
Read my lips : Olive Juice. Thanks for listening, have a nice day.
Dementors: Turning people emo since 370 B.C.
Live your life with arms wide open, you never know what might be thrown at you...
I don't have a dog... I eat my own homework.
I'm not random, i just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!
Please: Don't throw your cigarette butt's on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.
Weapon of choice? Hmmmm... I'd have to say... SPORK!
Save the earth, it's the only place with chocolate!
There are three kinds of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
Do NOT label me, I'm no soup can!
Welcome to the internet, pants optional.
A good friend will care for you when you hurt, a true friend will be
sitting next to you laughing their butt off at you.
Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging!
The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the
pessimist fears it is true.
My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
I love Deadlines! I like the whoosh noise they make as they go by.
Curiosity killed the cat, and satisfaction brought it back.
Killed by drapery.
I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt -