Elizabeth grinned over at Melissa, passing her laptop as the two girls bathed in the summer sun. Melissa grinned back and began to read the Draco/Ginny story that was brought up on the screen. Her grin slowly departed as she frowned, reading a continuous plot bunny that was old quicker than it had been new. Sighing, she clicked around on the site until she found a particular good story. Melissa passed it back, and leaned her head back to soak up the rays.
"Oh, you're kidding me right?" Elizabeth said, faking a gag. "I wouldn't read a Severus Snape/Hermione Granger story if my life depended on it."
"Oh come on! You know you want to read it!" Melissa taunted as she slid her glasses down on the tip of her nose. "Oh Severus Snape, you are my master!!"
"EW! Give me a break you sick-0!!" Elizabeth yelled.
"What? I meant Potions Master you sick little girl," She said, leaning back and pushing her sunglasses back up as a tiny bell went off. "Flip."
"Nah, I'll take a few more minutes."
"Suit yourself," Melissa muttered, her voice muffled from the towel her face was shoved into.
"What do you think about Harry and Ginny? I mean, they are bound to be together…" Elizabeth said.
"Good. I like them together," Melissa mumbled out.
"Yeah, me too. What about her dating Connor?" Elizabeth asked. Melissa grumbled as she flopped herself back up.
"Sesh! If you wanted me to stay on this side to talk that is all you had to say. Connor is a dweeb, that is why she dumped him." She said, laying back and trying to get comfortable.
"No, I think it was a cover up. You know, how you dated what's-his-face to get over that other…er….whatever-his-face-was?" Elizabeth fought not to laugh after the last sentence. "That is what I think she was doing."
"Notice they all become other faces." Melissa said
"Oliver/Katie?" Elizabeth asked.
"Pass." Melissa said, only to be met with the angry face of her friend. "I mean, I love them."
"You'd better. But you have to admit, nothing beats a Ron/Hermione."
"Except a Fred and Angelina and George and Alicia." Melissa said.
"Yeah they are nice!! But Draco/Hermione, that rocks." Elizabeth said as Melissa raised her eyebrows. "Well, at least I love it."
"You know what I love? A good romp with Severus and Remus!! Nice flesh eating wolf and a greasy haired main rubbing skin. Nothing better than rabies!!" Melissa paused to giggle at her friends mortified face. "Or a nice man on man frolic, poking at each other like frigging idiots is always great too!"
Elizabeth just stared at the giggling girl before her. She couldn't believe what was going on through that sick twisted mind of Melissa Adam's. In fact, she knew she didn't WANT to know.
"You. You are warped. Abnormal! That. That FILTH is disgusting!" Elizabeth managed to sputter out.
"Yeah!" Melissa said laughing. "I know, its, its just, funny!! YOUR FACE!"
Melissa continued laughing like the moron she is, amused at her own joke. She knew how to push Lizzie's buttons, and when to do so. Then again, she was the moron laughing at her own jokes so it is questionable as to if she is accountable for this thought.
"You know, I could always get a good slobber fest reading Harry/Hermione." Melissa managed to gasp out. Elizabeth stood and looked at her friend in mortification.
"I don't even know you any more." She said, walking away quickly.
"I don't like them!! Aw come on! I was only joking." Melissa yelled after her. "No need to get up. Get up. GET UP!!!"
Elizabeth jumped up, knocking her head on something hard above her.
"Ouch Elizabeth!!" Her mother's angry voice sounded.
"Sorry mom." She muttered.
"Now get up!! I mean it this time." Mrs. Elizabeth's-Mom said.
Elizabeth threw her head back onto her pillows once her mom had closed her door back. What a weird dream. She must have been channeling MelissaAdams dreams of sun bathing in the Florida sun. There was no way she was going to be catching any rays in New York.
Elizabeth sighed and stood up from her bed. 'Another day another dollar.' She thought to herself. Immediately after she slapped her head.
"Something is going on here, and I DON'T like it." She said, looking around her room.
Her eyes focused on her mirror, in the corner of it was a tiny note card. She picked it up and read it aloud to herself, frowning as she did so.
"This is property of MelissaAdams and VoiceWithin. Anyone using this or any lines from it and caught doing so will be egged with fake plastic toxic eggs?" Elizabeth's eyes widened as she set the card down.
"Sounds to me like Melissa needs some mental help."