Author has written 6 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Lord of the Flies, and Harry Potter."What are you doing?" "I'm sitting, what does it look like I'm doing?"
-Sire, the peasants are revolting!
You are all entitled to my opinion
Born to be mildly disruptive
I see inside myself,
And here am I sitting in a tin can...
Resistance is futile, you will be Lindholmated!
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fishbowl, year after year
Sniff my teddy butt bear!
We must go vasit the bithroom...
...I took an IQ test and I flunked it, of course
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