Rumpleteaza
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Joined 09-21-03, id: 458907
Author has written 6 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Lord of the Flies, and Harry Potter.
"What are you doing?" "I'm sitting, what does it look like I'm doing?"

-Sire, the peasants are revolting!
-Yes, they certainly are...

You are all entitled to my opinion

Born to be mildly disruptive

I see inside myself,
I see my heart is black,
I see a red door,
I want it painted black

And here am I sitting in a tin can...

Resistance is futile, you will be Lindholmated!

We're just two lost souls swimming in a fishbowl, year after year

Sniff my teddy butt bear!

We must go vasit the bithroom...

...I took an IQ test and I flunked it, of course
I can't spell VW, but I've got a Porsche,
Cuz I'm a blonde...

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It Started With A Prank by Potion Muse reviews
It started with a prank. Is Hermione losing it? How many skills can one woman have anyway? Does Snape really wear pink boxers? Will he ever get his revenge? Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 25,920 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 8/4/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Deceitful Eyes by Candy04 reviews
Complete! Dumbledore assigns Hermione to get information out of Draco to spy on Voldemort by making him fall in love with her.Sounds impossable, but what if Voldemort instructed Draco to get
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,032 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/16/2006 - Published: 12/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Black Rose by Tyson FoxFlame reviews
[AU][Taito] Rough around the edges: a pure description of Yamato. After his 3rd expulsion, he's shipped off to a special school in Japan in hopes that he'll change. Things seem hopeless and unfair then he met Taichi, the roommate who taught him everything
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 183,948 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 11/7/2003 - Yamato I./Matt, Taichi Y./Tai K. - Complete
Pirates from Potions by Belinde Maline reviews
A potion gone horribly awry, enter two dashing pirates and two very jealous Gryffindor males. What have Ginny and Hermione gotten themselves into?
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 68,535 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/12/2005 - Published: 9/25/2003 - Complete
In Love and War by PanDaimonia reviews
Snape is attracted to Hermione, but he has sworn he would never act on his feelings. A chain of events involving Remus and Hermione may shake his convictions...and all three will find themselves places where they never imagined being.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,193 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/10/2005 - Published: 7/5/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Into the Labyrinth by DramaQueen10 reviews
The Labyrinth, and the Goblin King who rules it, is a fairy tale in the wizarding world. But if it’s make-believe, why are Hermione and Draco sucked into it? DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A Disfunctional Family Christmas by Ivory Tower reviews
Here's a little Christmas play starring Snape, Harry, Hermione, Draco and Ron as a "normal, loving" family. Chapter 3 is up! Be fearful and rejoice
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,404 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 17 - Updated: 12/14/2003 - Published: 12/9/2003
Teenyboppers of the Like, Caribbean by Daroga's Rainy Daae reviews
Three teenyboppers, Jessica, Mimi and Tiffany, are sucked into the time of Jack Sparrow and the Black Pearl! YES this IS a parody of Sues for all you clueless people! STORY COMPLETED!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,671 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/30/2003 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Complete
When a Lion Became a Snake by jess-a-bear reviews
Hermione's asked to help the Resistance in an unusual way. When she accepts, she doesn't realize what it will do to her. With major participation from Lucius, and partial participation from Draco and Snape it's going to be crazy. Post Hogwarts
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,709 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/9/2003 - Published: 5/16/2002 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
If Tomorrow Never Comes by Fyrie reviews
Spike loves the Slayer - hence, Spike gets the Valentine's Day from Hell.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,424 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2001
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Just A Question of Time reviews
A girl is deposited with Snape by Voldemort for safe keeping and training as the next Dark Master...kind of weak summary, but things'll get better...R&R plz...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/30/2004
Epilogue reviews
School assignments seem to be a norm for entries here, and, well, this is no exception...it takes place after the book and basically gives a lil insight to Roger, Ralph, and Jack's lives 20 yrs. later
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/18/2004 - Complete
On Freedom's Wing reviews
Delves into Jack and Norrington's past...NO SLASH! Yeah...just read it...and review...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/25/2003 - Published: 9/24/2003
Don't Take The Girl reviews
Angsty little ficlet about Norrington after the end of the movie...yeah
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/23/2003 - Complete
Curse of The Bebop reviews
Cowboy BebopPoTc x-over...and yes, it is as strange as it sounds...but it's good, too! RR plz :)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/23/2003
The Curse of The TimeTraveling Authoress reviews
Ok, yes, it is a time-traveling fic (obviously), but with an very unexpected twist, I promise! The pg is just in case...no shipping as of yet... RR
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/21/2003