Mallorn Took
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Joined 09-21-03, id: 458934
Author has written 9 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Harry Potter.
Extroverted introvert, cynical romantic, intelluctal ditz, overachieving procrastinator, disorganized honors student, with passion for fanfiction, shoes, slash, sarcasm, and shiny objects. High school student with aspirations to be a writer, procrastinating from tedious homework by immersing herself in the world of fanfiction, expressing her liberal political belief, and succumbing to her fangirlish tendencies. Obsesses fanatically over everything from Jane Austen to Harry Potter to glam rock (tends to mix the last two for interesting results in fanfiction). Swoons over sparkly, androgynous glam rock boy; cries over virtually everything; finds gay cowboys to be adorable (Brokeback Mountain!); fangirls over everyone from Mr. Darcy to Viggo Mortensen to Faramir to David Bowie. 'Ships Remus/Sirius, Ron/Hermione, Eowyn/Faramir and dozens of other lesser ships.
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The Very Secret LiveJournals by Arrmaitee reviews
NEW CH 8! SLASH, PARODY! These raunchy journals expose the burning secrets of Hogwarts' students & staff! Warning: contains excessive references to Harry’s eyes, Draco’s cherry, cold showers, kinky leather goodies, and a virgin sacrifice for Uncle Voldie!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,593 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/13/2005 - Published: 12/31/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Lady of the Horse by TeleriMaiden reviews
King Eomer is the last remaining royal family of Rohan and as king, felt it his responsibility to marry a lady from Rohan... eventhough his heart wishes for another...[Complete]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 134,482 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/25/2005 - Published: 3/13/2003 - Eomer, Lothíriel - Complete
Night by paranoidkitten reviews
A night in which Curt tries to heal and the source of Brian's pain remains elusive.
Velvet Goldmine - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/15/2005
The Power of Two by Kristen Elizabeth reviews
The children of the Fourth Age of Man: will they live in the peace their parents fought to give them, or will they too be called to defend Middle Earth?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,569 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/10/2004 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Eowyn, Faramir
Wooden Horses by Morithil reviews
Faramir and Eowyn spend some time alone together after riding out from Ithilien and tentatively begin to open up to each other about their hopes, fears and living under their brothers' shadows.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,888 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/1/2004 - Published: 4/29/2004 - Faramir, Eowyn
New Memories by quillon reviews
COMPLETE A honeymoon journey to Dol Amroth reveals more of Eowyn's past than either she or Faramir had expected.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,218 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 32 - Updated: 8/30/2004 - Published: 8/20/2004 - Faramir, Eowyn - Complete
Stars May Collide by Lady of Ithilien reviews
A sickly young girl from Long Cleeve doesn't seem like a suitable match for the son of the Thain but Peregrin Took is no stranger to disobedience, and he and Diamond will do anything to stay together. DISCONTINUED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,782 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/14/2004 - Published: 6/14/2003 - Peregrin T.
Number Two Son by French Pony reviews
A set of stories chronicling the life and times of Faramir of Gondor, younger son of the Steward. As the boy grows into a man, his relationships with family and friends change with him.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,679 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/29/2004 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Faramir, Boromir - Complete
Requiem by The Girl in the Red Jacket reviews
So passes Faramir, son of Denethor, twenty seventh Steward of Gondor.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,913 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2004 - Faramir, Aragorn
When There is Love by ShieldmaidenAndStrider reviews
Faramir is a loyal and good man--but, when battle and shadow have passed, not at all adept in the field of communication. Aragorn seeks to befriend his Steward, hoping the result will be good. . .
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,359 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/26/2004 - Published: 12/14/2003 - Faramir, Aragorn
The Steward and the Queen by Komillia reviews
[AU] ...were you the blissful queen of Gondor, still I would love you. What if that really happened?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,552 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/21/2004 - Published: 12/28/2003 - Eowyn, Faramir
Faint Heart Never Won Fair Lady by Lady of Ithilien reviews
After returing home from wars and adventures in faraway lands, Meriadoc Brandybuck faces one of his greatest challenges - winning the heart of Estella Bolger. COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,994 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/30/2003 - Published: 1/30/2003 - Meriadoc B. - Complete
What news of Boromir, my Lord? by Daisy Brambleburr reviews
When Boromir journeys to Rivendell he leaves his pregnant wife behind with only Faramir to care for her. Hearts are broken, questions are left unanswered and Boromir learns that some hidden feelings can result in the ruin of all. AU.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,052 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/28/2003 - Published: 6/24/2003 - Boromir, Faramir
Nightly Ritual by JillyWillyBean reviews
The title sounds a little... cheeky... but it's really nothing along those lines. Just a short little fic about how Faramir feels about Eowyn.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/18/2003 - Eowyn, Faramir
Those We Love by Bean02 reviews
When Dol Amroth is attacked Eomer comes to the aid of his friend, Prince Imrahil and finds more than he imagined. LothirielEomer story. And oh my gosh! I finished it!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,975 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/21/2003 - Published: 2/2/2003 - Eomer
Blood And Warm Blankets by Kielle reviews
Eomer and Faramir are trapped in a nefarious web of (*gasp*) slash cliches! Light metahumor.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2002 - Faramir
A Game of Chess by Altariel reviews
Faramir, Éowyn after the fairy-tale wedding. Mithril Awards - Winner, Voters' Choice, Best Het.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,994 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/9/2002 - Published: 2/14/2002 - Faramir, Eowyn
No-Shippers' Anthem by Rage Point reviews
This sprightly song was meant for the forum, but it begged expanding upon. So Rage Point presents, in all its excessively ridiculous but catchy glory, The No-Shippers' Anthem. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 5/8/2001
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Envy reviews
Clubs, glitter, a charmingly devious Sirius, an enviously transfixed Remus, temptation, and reconciliation. Post Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,985 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/16/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Liking the Rain reviews
Sirius, Remus, and a rainy excursion to purchase milk.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
If He Remembers reviews
Being with Sirius after all these years causes little snapshots of recollection to surface in the mind of Remus, little snippets of time from Hogwarts, awkward memories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,792 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Life in the Wake of Death reviews
After the War of the Ring memories of death still haunt Faramir and Eowyn.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9/1/2004 - Faramir, Eowyn
Chocolate Sauce and Alarmingly Enough Swords reviews
Elrond of Rivendell has called a meeting to discuss the most grievous of all crimes against male Lord of the Rings characters- slash. Satire and light humor and slash clichés abound.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Elrond, Frodo B.
Words reviews
4th Age- Faramir takes Eowyn to Hennuth Annun and confronts his fears about her never stating her love for him.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2004 - Faramir, Eowyn
So Lovely So Sorrowful: Houses of Healing reviews
CHAPTER 10 REDONE! Faramir and Eowyn, both wounded in the struggle againt the forces of Sauron meet and eventually fall in love in the Houses of Healing. Can Faramir's love make Eowyn forget Aragorn and force the shadow of despair that hangs over her....
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,137 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/25/2004 - Published: 11/29/2003 - Faramir, Eowyn
White Walls Beckon reviews
Eowyn, confronting life within the walls of Minas Tirith, comes to a realization about life and love with the aid of those of the past... Part 1 of 3 posted
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4/6/2004 - Eowyn, Faramir
Good Bye, My Love reviews
On her death bed Eowyn contemplates Faramir and their past life together ere succumbing to death. Reposting with proper use of the comma...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/16/2004 - Eowyn, Faramir
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