Kami no Uzumaki
 Author has written 8 stories for Naruto, Bleach, Fairy Tail, and Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人. Okay before anyone goes to read my profile I just had to make this after a recent incident with a fellow author who shall go unnamed. This focuses solely on the constant death threats, bashing and flat out insulting authors from those that are called the 'Guests', those with no profile or those that make one just to leave a nasty message before closing their account before the author can reply back. This kind of shit needs to stop NOW the staff on this site needs to get their asses in gear right now because this shit is getting too out of control. If you agree then please post your name and pass this around to hopefully get those ignorant staff's eyes on this problem and give them the proverbial kick in the ass they need to work on it. Kami no Uzumaki Favorite Manga/Anime/Manhwa: Shinmai Maou no Keiyakusha, Zero, Shingeki no Kyojin (Attack on Titan), Naruto, Bleach, One Piece, Rosario Vampire, Hellsing, Mahou Negima Sensei!, UQ Holder, Sekirei, The Breaker, The Breaker: New Waves, Air Gear, The God of Highschool, Highschool DXD, Highschool of the Dead, Fate/stay Night/Zero/Apocrypha, Yakuza Girl, SAO, Infinite Stratos, Zoids: Chaotic Century, Zoids: New Century, Familiar of Zero, Love Hina, Love-Ru, Blue Exorcist. Favorite Anime/Manga/Game Characters: Toujo Basara Shuuichi Asakawa Eren Jaeger Mikasa Ackerman Guts (from Berserk) Uzumaki Naruto Uzumaki Kushina Uzumaki Mito Miya (From Sekirei) Uchiha Madara Mei Terumi Kurama/Kyuubi Gol D. Roger Monkey D. Luffy Booker Dewitt Anna (Elizabeth) Dewitt Kurosaki Ichigo Akashiya Moka Bloodriver Akasha Chun-Woo Han/Goomoonryun (The Breaker) Jin Mo-Ri (The God of Highschool) Alucard/Dracula Rias Gremory Asuna Kagurazaka Shirou Emiya Saber Favorite Pairings: NarutoxKushina NarutoxMito NarutoxNaruko (Or any sister of his) NarutoxClaire Farron NarutoxErza Scarlet NarutoxMiya NarutoxLucy NarutoxMoka NarutoxAkasha NarutoxOrihime NarutoxAsuna NarutoxNami NarutoxRobin NarutoxAny Girl (besides Hinata because it is way to over used to be even remotely funny anymore, Sakura on a certain extent I can tolerate if she isn't an abusing Uchiha fan girl bitch and took her Kunoichi training seriously and Ino...just no) NarutoxHarem IchigoxSaber (From Fate/stay night and I don't know what it is, but this pairing feels so right to me cause in my mind Saber represents all that is divine and holy while Ichigo is the personification of darkness, and all things dead and hellish. Their the perfect Yin/Yang mixture, and a couple between them makes it feel so interesting to me.) IchigoxErza IchigoxMiya IchigoxAsuna IchigoxTatsuki IchigoxOrihime IchigoxTia IchigoxUnohana IchigoxYoruichi IchigoxLisa IchigoxHarem Favorite Games: Bioshock 1, 2 and Infinite Assassins Creed Assassins Creed II Assassins Creed: Brotherhood Assassins Creed: Revelation's Assassin's Creed III Mass Effect 1, 2 and 3 Elder Scroll's IV: Oblivion Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Ninja Gaiden 1 and 2 God of War 1, 2 and 3 Spartan: Total Warrior Prototype 1 Prototype 2 Darksiders (Darksiders 2 in my opinion was one of the BIGGEST let downs in gaming history) Devil May Cry 1, 2, and 3 (Not so much 4 and the Reboot can kiss my ass plain and simple) Prologue (Poem) Act I (Poem) Act II (Poem) Dreams of the morrow hath the shattered soul Act III (Poem) My friend, your desire Even if the morrow is barren of promises Act IV (Poem) My soul, corrupted by vengeance Legend shall speak Act V (Poem) The Assassins Creed "Laa shay'a waqi'un mutlaq bale kouloun mumkin.("Nothing is true, everything is permitted" in Arabic)"―The Assassins Creed The Three Tenets 1: Stay your blade from the flesh of an innocent ''I would not have drawn attention to us. I would not have taken the life of an innocent."-Malik Al-Sayfat Solomon's Temple 2: Hide in plain sight "Let the people mask you such that you become one with the crowd."-Al Mualim 3: Never compromise the Brotherhood "Your actions must never bring harm upon us - direct or indirect!"―Al Mualim The Brotherhood "Our Creed does not command us to be free. It commands us to be wise."―Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad. "Though I ask my brothers now to abandon their rituals, I do not ask that they abandon the Creed. THIS is what makes us Assassins. Not the removal of a finger. Not a false promise of paradise. Not the prohibition of poison. Our duty is to the people, not to custom."―Altaïr's Codex, page 6. "We are one. As we share the glory of our victories, so too should we share the pain of our defeat. In this way we grow closer. We grow stronger."―Malik talking about the event in Solomon's Temple. "I applied my heart to know wisdom, and to know madness and folly. I perceived that this also was a chasing at the wind. For in much wisdom, is much grief, and he that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow."―Al Mualim. "When I was very young, I was foolish enough to believe that our Creed would bring an end to all these conflicts. If only I had possessed the humility to say to myself, I have seen enough for one life, I've done my part. Then again, there is no greater glory than fighting to find the truth."―Altaïr to his son Darim during the 1257 Mongol attack on Masyaf. "I have lived my life as best I could, not knowing its purpose, but drawn forward like a moth to a distant moon; and here at last, I discover a strange truth. That I am only a conduit, for a message that eludes my understanding."―Ezio Auditore da Firenze on his role as "the Prophet." (Origin is from TheVoidKing Credit goes to him) The Ten Commandments of Reviewing - created by FictionReader98 and Zoneshifter D OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE: Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered for having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
The fact that Kishimoto has turned Naruto into a complete idiot doesn't bother me that much because in the history of manga the main character was 70% of the time a dumbass, but always carried characteristics that made him stand out from the norm. Uzumaki Naruto has these aspects because he can make a friend out of anyone even his own enemy, defy his destiny and knows the values of what hard work can achieve. He isn't a genius or a prodigy like Neji, Itachi or Sasuke, but puts forth the hard work to achieve results that are better then what Geniuses can achieve. What DOES bother me if the fact that Kishimoto has turned turned the entire manga basically about getting Sasuke back, and don't get me wrong I can understand the fact that Sasuke was the only true friend Naruto had, and was like a brother to him. Considering Naruto's childhood that's a very important thing, but to make the second series all about that single goal in mind to bring back sasuke a guy who willingly chose to leave of his own free will is pure stupidity. Naruto could have used half that time to train and advance through the ranks instead of still being a Genin. it's a disgrace, and dishonorable to see Naruto practically one of THE strongest Shinobi in History a Genin still. Plus the things he's achieved should have gained him some recognition, but it seems Kishimoto is just too strung up on the fact to get Sasuke back. Then there's the thing with the Uchiha's basically becoming a Clan of Godlike shinobi that all hold the potential to wield eyes that can distort reality, bend time and space on a whim, control a beast who is a true living God and Pantheon of all chakra in the entire world? I literally couldn't wrap my mind around that, and could only think that Kishimoto was only adding more fuel to the fire of the eternal war that is that Kishimoto is a Uchiha crazed fanboy. Maybe that's why I just don't like the Uchiha in general with the only competent one who held the true name as Uchiha being Madara himself. The Senju...I wouldn't shred a tear if they were all slaughtered because in my eyes their all a bunch of thieves that have stolen everything from the Uzumaki Clan, and in return let them die. I can't stand the sheer stupidity of Hashirama because his stupidity can only go so far. He was naive enough to give the other bijuu to the other villages as a peace offering in hopes it would bring peace to the world? BY GIVING BEASTS OF UNIMAGINABLE POWER TO OTHER VILLAGES? Is he mentally retarded or what? The Uzumaki Clan, their the ones who have been mistreated since day one their own techniques were stolen from them by the Senju, they were betrayed for over a century and left to die at the hands of the combined force of Iwa, Kumo and Kirigakure while their allies Konoha didn't even lift a finger to help them in their direst moment? This is why I can't stand Konoha or its Hokages because their traitors to the Uzumaki. They don't deserve to even wear the Uzumaki symbol upon the backs of their Jounin/Chunin vests because its a slap in the face of Uzumaki Clan itself. The sheer potential and power the Uzumaki Clan held has barely been scratched and already it shows they were semi-immortal with long life's, their skill in Fuinjutsu was so great that it threatened the Elemental nations. They even have connections to even the Gods like the Shinigami itself? I wouldn't be surprised if they were the true Descendants of the Rikudo. Minato Namikaze, if there is one thing I can respect about him its his shinobi abilities, but beyond that I can't stand the sight of his name let alone the man himself. As a leader the man did what any other Hokage would have done, and took the people before his own family, but as a father that man is a disgrace, and deserves to rot in the stomach of the Shinigami for the rest of his eternally tormented life. He had another choice one Kushina herself was WILLING to do just to give Naruto a parent, but he chose to end his life as well? The sheer stupidity of it all...I cringe with a migraine every time I remember Kushina dying, and Minato doing that stupid mistake. As you can I have a very high dislike for Minato... Konoha saying I dislike the village would be the biggest understatement of the century...let's just say I wouldn't blink if it was attacked by all Nine Bijuu, and engulfed in a Firestorm of Amaterasu. I could go on...but I won't... I like Godlike Naruto stories, and incest or Naruto x Kushina in general or stories that detail Nauto's true persona of a fun loving goofball, but will protect his friends no matter what threshold he would have to cross. Abilities Hinokami no tate (Shield of the Fire God): Only Oda Naruto is capable of using this technique. Once used Naruto conjures up all of the surrounding flames from his katana into a shield to protect any unguarded position while at the same time will incinerate anything that comes in contact with it. However it is not as effective against more demonic attacks, and should they become to overwhelming will piercing through parts of the shield. Daini: Zanshu surasshu (The Second: Decapitation Slash):Only usable by Oda Naruto. Once released Naruto unleashed an attack at such high speeds not even the highly trained eye could see it coming. It's power is focused with Naruto's intent to kill his foe at all costs, and with his speed and strength infused into the attack he unleashed a near invisible slash that will slash anything that comes in contact with it. It is so fast that Naruto's enemies are dead before they even realize it. Kojin no Kotei Naruto's Clothing Oda Clan Symbol http:///kamon/column/mon2/mokko2.jpg Naruto' Inner World and The Dragon Within http:///images/image_uploads/Dragon-Wallpaper-dragons-542617_1280_960.jpg Kushina's Kitsune Plush http:///012/0/6207901/il_fullxfull.454906566_c8ii.jpg Rise of Yami no Naruto Kami http:///9f98f38d7f09d5352c070603d117487d/http:///albums/ss335/Rin_Sohma10691/anime_girl147.jpg Pandora http:///fs70/PRE/f/2010/195/0/7/Pandora_by_SLIPKNOT31666.jpg https:///hphotos-ak-prn1/p480x480/946850_528633177201507_77858080_n.jpg The Ten Kings of Hell Mephisto Diablo Baal Duriel Belial Azmodan Nurgle Khorne Samael Lucifer Rise of Dragneel: The Ryujin of Chaos Rossweisse http:///highschooldxd/images/5/59/DxDWarrior_Render_2.png Second Chance Ichigo's House http:///wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Japanese-house.jpg The Leaf's very own Soul Reaper Ichigo's Bankai form: http:///2011/11/ichigos_combined_forms_by_ Weapons Raiden no Ken: http:///uploads/1/2/2/8/12282841/1897383_orig.jpg?328 Kusanagi: http:///_c-dRG78fzlw/TN8djcjjqbI/AAAAAAAAAB0/QYisGqmkDps/s400/kusengai.bmp Challenges Since I've got to many ideas for me too even write I will be publishing these challenges for anyone that wants to have a hand at them. Naruto x Warcraft: When Naruto was born he gained the attention of Sargeras, but his birth was sensed by the Grand Master of the last remaining Pandaren Monks, and being visited by the spirits of his ancestors he is tasked to retrieve young Naruto and teach him the ways of the monk before their art completely dies out. With the eye of Sargeras on him, and having the kyuubi sealed within him at birth Naruto was hated, neglected by his father in favor for his twin sister Naruto is saved after a night of being attacked by a mob of villages from a Pandaren Shado-Pan Monk who takes him to the last sanctuary known to the Monks. Kun-Lai Summit, there Naruto meets with the masters, the four great divine spirits, and that of his own Ancestor the Rikudo Sennin a monk that was too trained by the Pandarens. There is he trained to be the first of Monk of the Pandaren Style, and he will face his destiny to either be a savior of humanity or the harbinger of chaos. Harem is allowed, Incest is allowed with a good reason as to why Kushina neglected him and how his sister feels about him. Naruto x Bleach: Naruto is the older sibling of his siblings, but he was born with a defect in his body where he had not a single trace of chakra residing within his body, not even enough to keep him alive. yet every day he baffled doctors and even the expertise of Tsunade Senju cause he was able to walk, talk and write like any normal human. Yet born with this disability he was seen as a disgrace of being the son of Minato Namikaze yet no potential for being a shinobi his existence stained Minato's name, and caused the man to despise Naruto. The villagers ridiculed him, and some even some him as a monster for being the only person in recorded history to even live without chakra inside ones own body. The only saving grace he has was his mother, and two younger sisters, but with the kyuubi's powers split and sealed into the two on the night of their birth Kushina had to spend more time on them per Minato's words. That didn't stop her or her sisters from loving him. But it wasn't enough, broken, self loathing of himself Naruto had left his home, and seemingly not looking where he was going. He came upon the ancient Uzumaki shrine Uzumaki Mito had created in her time to store artifacts of the Uzumaki Clan inside. it was there he was pulled inside by an unseeable force. it was there he found a wall of masks of different shapes and sizes, but among them he found one titled. 'Mask of the Shinigami' feeling the pull becoming even stronger then before Naruto grabbed the mask, and put it on. From there his vision went black as his mind was pulled to the realm of the Shinigami who upon seeing him at first try to kill him. But when he looks upon him the shinigami will have halted, and instead bestowed Naruto with the gift of the Shinigami. For being the only person to stand up to him without hesitation, and one without chakra at that he wished to see how far this Uzumaki would go. Harem is allowed, Incest is allowed, Godlike allowed if you can create opponents that can give Naruto a challenge. Bleach: Kurosaki Ichigo was the firstborn child of Kurosaki Masaki and Shiba isshin, and during his life he knew he was not like others he was different. He was always faster, stronger, could think and process things at a much faster rate. he could see's the spirits of the dearly departed. However on the night of his 5th birthday he had a dream of someone that looked exactly like him only with white hair, white skin, the whites of his eyes were black and pupils were gold. A man wearing a flowing tattered black cloak that fluttered in the breeze, and lastly that of a giant azure dragon that floated above the two figures with a wingspan that shadowed over the entire place he was dream. over the forests and rivers. There he learned that he was not normal...he wasn't even human. No he learned on that night that he was a Hybrid of a Shinigami and a Quincy and a Hollow. A little take on ichigo learning his heritage, and learning about his powers beforehand. Harem is allowed, Incest is allowed with even OC distant cousins. Bleach x RosarioVampire 1: What if Ichigo embraced his darkness and accepted his hollow as part of him, part of his very being. Accepting that he was no longer a human he embraced the way of the hollow, and the teachings of Zangetsu, and together this changed Ichigo. His urge to protect his loved ones now borderlined intense to the point he would kill anyone that so much as layed a finger on his loved ones. he accepted the life of a fighter, and enjoys the thrill of a good fight, but should one intend to harm his loved ones. He would not hesitate to rip the offender apart in the most brutal fashion possible just to get his point across. it became so intense that it even unnerved the likes of Zaraki Kenpachi and Yachiru Unohana. Displaying a more primal darkness Ichigo's change in persona was starting to frighten his own father, and tasked Kisuke with a way to try, and help his son. Thus Kisuke got in touch with an old friend, and forced ichigo to attend a school to help with his change, and that school. Was Youkai Academy. Harem Allowed, but main pairing must be Ichigo x Moka Bleach x RosarioVampire 2: Kurosaki Ichigo is the heir to the Kurosaki Clan, a Clan of youkai that were well versed in Youkai manipulation on the near astronomical level. They could utilize their abilities to strength their bodies and minds, create attacks of pure youkai from thin air. Due to the youkai they embraced it changed them into demons that defined each ones personality and characteristic traits. However his father was a Shiba from the Shiba Clan, a clan that were blessed by the Goddess of Death Megami which made Ichigo a Hybrid of the two races. He showed extreme potential in both of his clans abilities which caused them both to feel much pride in. At the age of 6 he was taken with his mother to see an old friend of hers called Bloodriver Akasha, and it was their Ichigo met a 5 year old Moka. He and Moka got along very well so well in fact that ichigo had felt a strange abnormal presence in himself to protect Moka at all costs. it got so strong at times as time progressed that he had even slaughtered 3 S-rank Vampires at the age 8 when they mocked Moka. Soon enough he became so demonically possessive of her that unknown to him he was developing a third factor of power within him...and it was gaining him the attention of not just Moka...but many others. Harem is allowed, Incest is allowed for distant cousins and such. Dark, Brutal and Merciless Ichigo. Bleach x Warcraft: What if when Ichigo used the Final Getsuga Tensho, Aizen also used his Transcended Cero and the collided attacks caused a rip in the dimensions that pulled Ichigo in as Aizen was obliterated by the attack. Soon after Ichigo woke up to a world that was not his own, being completely drained of power the Transcended Hybrid is left to realize that this was not his world. It had everything logic of his world denied to be possible. Magic? Flying Gryphons? Talking Bulls? and Elves! By god where had he ended up! Okay this has been on my mind and I may make a story for it, but here is the challenge you can have it any other way you want on how he ends up in the world of Azeroth. airing can be of your choice to OC's to even your own characters from the game to characters in the game. Ichigo must however recover from his battle with Aizen, but still be able to wield Zangetsu enough to fend for himself. He can be Godlike if you wish, but he must also quickly learn to Kill is to Survive...meaning he must kill his Heart and do what must be done to survive this dark and brutal world of warfare. Bleach x The Breaker x RosarioVampire On the day of his birth Ichigo was destined for greatness, to become something that would shake the mortal world, and bring own the heavens. On the day of his mothers funeral he was visited by an old friend of his mothers who claimed was the boys Godfather. He introduced himself as Chun-Woo Han a long old friend of his mothers that she trusted to raise Ichigo should something happen to her. Giving Isshin an official document of consent written in her handwriting Chun=Woo has Ichigo agree to take him away for awhile to help raise him. But also help teach how to fend for himself, but during this time Chun-Woo soon learns that Ichigio is much more then he seems, and decides to take his teaching to all new levels. Harem is allowed, characters from RosarioVampire or Thre Breaker can come into Karakura Town or his school, but he must sometime return to Karakura Town. He can consume another of the One Mon Divine Plan medicinal orbs to help regulate his Ki. Godlike is accepted, Harem is Acceptable. If any of these interest you send me a PM |
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