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Joined 03-10-13, id: 4590438, Profile Updated: 05-10-14
Author has written 12 stories for Web Shows.
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Nerdfighteria Island by JustGoogleIt reviews
*Complete!* (In which drama, miscommunication, and peer pressure threaten to destroy an entire civilization) There has been a very grave incident on Nerdfighteria Island. Phil is in the hospital, Alex Day is in protective custody, and rumor is Carrie Hope Fletcher started a guerrilla war. Drama and miscommunication abound, but thirteen testimonies promise to set the record straight
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,143 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2014 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire, Nerimon, ItsWayPastMyBedTime - Complete
Us Against The World by potatoes-are-not-for-sex reviews
Through chaos as it swirls, it's us against the world... Chris Kendall and PJ Liguori - 100 words for every letter - an alphabet of KicktheStickz! Laugh, cry and love with our favourite, adorable ship! UPDATE: M is for Mr
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Kickthepj, Crabstickz
Seven Devils by potatoes-are-not-for-sex reviews
Sin is a matter of opinion. Sin is only sin if you're hurting other people. And there are seven of them. Warning: Adult themes! Particularly for those who read my other stories, this is not the same level of content. Also this is not representative of any actions or believes of either Dan or Phil, purely fictional exploration! NEW UPDATE: Envy
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,869 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 6/16/2013 - [AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire]
The Origins of the Usernames by Kri5ti reviews
Phil came out to his parents the same day he met Dan Howell. He was immediately taken with the brown-eyed, beautiful boy, but there was one problem: they'd probably never see each other again. So why did Phil still think about him three years after their departure? Phan. Sort of AU. Multi-chapter. (I promise a happy ending!)
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,586 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 1/5/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
When You Wish Upon a Star: A Phanfiction Parody by JustGoogleIt reviews
*Complete!* Fifteen-year-old Melanie Ruso didn't mean any harm; she just wanted Dan and Phil to be happy. That's why she wrote them eighty-three phanfics. But what happens when, through some magical circumstances, she accidentally forces her idols to live out her fantasies? Strap yourselves in folks, this is going to be one wild ride! (Rated T for language)
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 35 - Words: 46,507 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 4/3/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire, ItsWayPastMyBedTime - Complete
Maybe Mental Isn't So Bad by NicholeLovesPhan reviews
A Phan Love story with a sad start. Involves cutting, parental abuse, and attempted suicide but don't worry- it all makes sense at the end! (Vlogbrothers reference ftw ;D) To be updated whenever, don't get too picky on me! Lol xD Rate M for the, ya know, cutting, parental abuse, and attempted suicide. Enjoy your Christmas present, my loves! :)
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,190 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
A Modern Love by NicholeLovesPhan reviews
A twist in a game of Mario Brothers leaves Dan Howell and Phil Lester with a confession neither of them expected. This is gonna be long! I promise. A Phan love story! To be updated every Wednesday and Sunday :)
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,621 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
A Cry You Can Hear at Night by hurleycat reviews
If they had crossed paths only a moment later, neither of them would have seen tomorrow. (Phan, a little sadness, etc…)
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,465 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
Everything Is Okay by I-Love-Phan-And-Butts reviews
Kickthestickz! Chris and PJ discover their romantic feelings for each other at the beach. Enjoy :3
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Crabstickz, Kickthepj - Complete
MUM! by multifandomer reviews
Dan is sleeping over at Phil's house during a thunderstorm. When he gets scared, he ends up sharing a bed with Phil. In the morning, Phil's mum finds them and reveals something that she wasn't meant to.
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/4/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
You Were Made for Me by I-Love-Phan-And-Butts reviews
Dan, Phil, PJ, and Chris have a fun-filled day at the lake. Bonfires, jet skiing, and romance ensues! Fluff, focuses on Phan and there's slight kickthestickz for funny moments. Thanks to everyone who reads this! :)
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,199 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/29/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire, Kickthepj, Crabstickz - Complete
When? by BookLover4 reviews
One shot. Phil decides he just can't be without Dan.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/27/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
30 Days to Go by allonsy-perseus reviews
Everyone was born with it, no exceptions, what was it? A clock; or more specifically, a countdown. A countdown to the best day of your life, the one you will tell your kids when you are old; a countdown, to when you meet your soulmate. -COMPLETED-
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,090 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Complete
Or Are You Just Pleased To See Me? by potatoes-are-not-for-sex reviews
with DovahFinn! :D A collection of KickTheStickz stories about.. erections. Yep, all the maturity awards here :P One for every letter of the alphabet!
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Kickthepj, Crabstickz
It Would Kill Me by I-Love-Phan-And-Butts reviews
An unrequited love story involving Dan and Phil. (Note: title DOES NOT refer to suicide or self harm, for those who are sensitive to those topics) Thank you for reading!
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
These Little Wonders by potatoes-are-not-for-sex reviews
Our life remains, in these small hours, these little wonders, these twisted turns of fate... 100 words for each letter of the alphabet, an alphabet of Phan! Starring AmazingPhil and danisnotonfire, hope you enjoy! Newest: Z is for Zebra
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 4,672 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 11/26/2012 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Somewhere In Between by potatoes-are-not-for-sex reviews
Sometimes days pass like a dream, the miracle of their love enveloping them in good fortune. Other times, their every though seems doomed, bound to a path of self-destruction and failure. And sometimes, they live together, somewhere in between. PHAN one-shots for each letter of the alphabet. Rated T for language and mature themes. Prompt requests now open for letters after B!
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/13/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
Famous Last Words by potatoes-are-not-for-sex reviews
Dan is on his way, early in the morning, hope in his heart and trepidation in every step. He never expected to bump into a friendly stranger at the train station, nor could he ever have predicted how that boy would change his life. Choose your own adventure! You get to decide what happens next in the story, we're all in the dark here, I can't wait to see where this goes!
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/10/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire, Kickthepj, Crabstickz
Dan's Warning by I-Love-Phan-And-Butts reviews
Dan's detailed and fluffy warning to others not to fall in love with Phil.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/1/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
Written Words (A Phan Story) by PomegranateRide reviews
Phil feels guilty, for everything. Especially for the silent boy in the hallway. What will happen when Phil started to talk to him, and the boy starts to open up? (I suck I writing summaries I'm sorry)
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 3/7/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
A Tale About Llamas, Horror Movies, Star-Patterned Pajamas, And OTP by whydis reviews
Dan and Phil, a horror movie, tipsy action and lots of irony from the author
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,910 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Mental by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry thinks that he's already spent quite enough time sharing a mind with someone else, thankyouverymuch. A miscast Legilimency spell says otherwise... WARNINGS: Sexual content, bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 195,545 - Reviews: 3092 - Favs: 4,010 - Follows: 1,810 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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The Q&A Video reviews
"...While most of the questions would be coming from twitter, one question would be coming from a little velvety box stashed in Phil's bedside drawer in the shape of a ring." (PHANfiction)
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Nelipot reviews
Nelipot- one going barefoot. (PHANfiction) (T for language)
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Chain Reaction reviews
A stupid, snide comment. An offended, defensive remark. A rebuttal. A shout. A yell. An insult. An accusation. Screaming, yelling, stomping. A pillow flies across the room. More stomping. A slap. A punch. Another swing. More yelling. Tears. Stomping. A door opens, a door closes. Silence. (PHANfiction) (Rated T for later chapters)
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 7/8/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
Verklempt reviews
Verklempt- overcome with emotion. (PHANfiction)
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Autodidact reviews
Autodidact- a self taught person. (PHANfiction)
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Ecdysiast reviews
Ecdysiast: A strip tease artist. (PHANfiction) (First smut, don't judge xD)
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Complete
Pandiculation reviews
Pandiculation- Yawning and stretching, as when first waking up. (PHANfiction)
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Mamihlapinatapai reviews
Mamihlapinatapai- a look shared by two people, each wishing that the other will offer something that they both desire but are unwilling to suggest or offer themselves. (PHANfiction)
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Petrichor reviews
Petrichor- the distinctive scent of rain on dry earth. (PHANfiction)
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/30/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
30 Prompt Challenge: PHAN! reviews
Yes, I know this is two years late. Yes, I know this was intended for Harry Potter ships. And no, I don't care. PS I'm super lazy sooo there won't be a regular updating time, and I can never guarantee another update cuz' who knows? I may move on at ANY TIME O.O.. Anyways. c: Ratings may change! (Love you guys )
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,834 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
Starrify reviews
Just a cute little oneshot. :) Enjoy
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
The Journal's Contents reviews
Dan's family is having troubles with accepting that he's bi. But when his Dad pushes Dan a bit too far, what will he fall back on? (PHANfiction)
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,520 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/10/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete