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Joined 03-10-13, id: 4591227, Profile Updated: 03-03-15
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

Hi.

I'm John. One of, at last count, five million. I write fanfiction mostly for the feedback. I do write my own stuff, but I can't get anyone to read it. Imagine that. So I do this to hone my skills and play around with the conventions of the original works. I do have some tastes and preferences in fics, AU being most prevalent. If I wanted to follow canon, I'd read the books. Unconventional pairings, creature fics, crossovers, the more different they are, the better. I mostly do Harry Potter(surprise!), but I'll spread out into others once I get a better grasp of the universes they're set in.

Soo...yeah. Anything else?

Oh. Criticism is welcome. I insist on it. Needless negativity, on the other hand, will have the Council's assassins sent after you.

You have been warned.

At some point, I'll tell you all about my upcoming projects. I suspect it will be shortly after I start posting them.

Stories

Funny Thing, Magic- AU. Everyone remembers Harry's eyes. But not because they look like his mother's. Contains Good Dumbledore, Loving Dursleys(gasp!), an at best circumstantial connection to canon, and Luna. Harry/Luna. Complete.

The Lords of War and Thunder - Voldemort would regret ever laying a hand on the Potter family. The survivors, James and Lily's sons, would make damn sure of that. Harry/Fleur, OC/Hermione. Dead. Deader than things that are dead.

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A Snowflake in Spring by Celery Sticks reviews
After her brother Hans is institutionalized, Anna makes it her mission to visit him whenever she can. The sooner he comes home, the sooner everything will go back to normal. She wasn't expecting to meet the asylum's resident 'Ice Queen,' who refuses to speak or acknowledge anyone... except Anna. /Cover art by one lorelei-lilyprincess over on Tumblr/
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 132,005 - Reviews: 6633 - Favs: 5,472 - Follows: 6,800 - Updated: 12/11/2017 - Published: 2/1/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] - Complete
Streetlights by weirdprince reviews
I'd sooner swallow razor blades soaked in acid before I ever admitted out loud that I need Tori, but that wouldn't make it any less true. ;Jade/Tori;
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 112,859 - Reviews: 1812 - Favs: 1,761 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 8/19/2017 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Jade W., Tori V. - Complete
The Triumph of These Tired Eyes by AnarchicMuse reviews
In his several millennia of existence Loki Odinson, God of Mischief and Lies, had been many things; he had been a liar, a warrior, and a trickster, just to name a few, but never before had he been a loving father, he'd never been given the chance. However, the moment the tiny creature was in his arms, he knew he would do anything necessary to keep hold of what was his.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 334,619 - Reviews: 5530 - Favs: 12,331 - Follows: 11,613 - Updated: 10/31/2016 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Silly but Killy by Palladius reviews
What if there were no Humans in Mass Effect? What if there were Orks instead? The Council would have a lot less sleep, for one thing.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,002 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 1,244 - Follows: 1,217 - Updated: 4/23/2016 - Published: 7/30/2014
Acceleration by The-Chibi-Poe reviews
The results of her trip into the locker yield a different sort of administration for Taylor Hebert. Overwhelming power isn't a solution to all of your problems. Sometimes it creates more than it solves. A lesson that Taylor is going to learn all too well.
Crossover - Worm & Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録 - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 99,999 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 1,981 - Follows: 1,088 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Complete
Control That Which You Cannot Destroy by jay8008 reviews
Cerberus' goal was simple in concept: resurrect Shepard to be precisely the same. They failed. Pushing forward, the result was a powerful, untested cybernetic soldier who doubts his own humanity. Now, he will need to lean on his new crew of unknowns, old friends, a past love, and a new one even more fragile than he. [Many thanks to my fellow authors 'JacksAreWild' and 'Bebus']
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 226,627 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Liara T'Soni, Jack, Shepard (M)
Rio Blanco on the Mouth of Hell by Ironbear reviews
"It started out as a simple evening at home. A pair of movies fresh from blockbuster, a 52" plasma screen TV, and thou. Oh, and the 'thou' braless in a skimpy bandanna top and a stretchy mini-skirt thing that just begged for a hot makeout session... "
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Rio Bravo - Rated: M - English - Western/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 215,899 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 8/31/2013 - [Xander H., Cordelia C.] J.T. Chance, Dude - Complete
Something Wicked This Way Comes by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
After Cedric's death, Harry and company summon a demon to kill Lord Voldemort. Except, well, when the hell is summoning a demon ever turn out just the way you planned?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Disgaea - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 48 - Words: 160,133 - Reviews: 1686 - Favs: 2,559 - Follows: 1,681 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Harry P., Etna - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 8,209 - Follows: 2,234 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Don't Look by gabriel blessing reviews
'No no no no no no'. 'Can't run'. 'Always watches, no eyes'. 'Leave me alone'. 'Don't look... or it takes you'. 'Help me.' Shinji already knew all that. He knew it all too well. But there was never anyone there to help. Misato intends to change that. If she can.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,016 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Misato K., Shinji I. - Complete
Last Child of Krypton: Redux by Chuckman reviews
You will believe Shinji can fly.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 230,178 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Shinji I. - Complete
Beautiful Mess by minirix reviews
Set almost three years after 'Chuck vs. the Final Exam'. After Sarah left with Shaw, Chuck went to Rome; vowing to leave his past behind him. But fate has a different plan for him when he was partnered with a familiar face from his past.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,874 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Chuck B., Carina - Complete
Deprived by The Crimson Lord reviews
On that fateful day, two Potters were born. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Now, as the Triwizard Tournament nears, a strange boy is contracted to defend a beautiful girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 159,330 - Reviews: 3917 - Favs: 11,315 - Follows: 11,016 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Throw Out the Script by Eidolon02 reviews
Destiny says they go one way. They say they go another. Merlin/Morgana, 2x03 Divergence AU.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 157,082 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Merlin, Morgana - Complete
Recovery by drwells123 reviews
The Lazarus project is interrupted, leaving Miranda Lawson to nurse Kate Shepard back to health on a distant world. AU. H/c hurt courtesy of Bioware . Pure fluff. Mature content. Reviews much appreciated. Thank you for reading!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,915 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Miranda L., Shepard (F)
Razor's Edge by Tairis Deamhan reviews
Mass Effect 2 novelization, the life of one spectre that's seen more than his share of the galaxy's dark side. If you've already died once the question becomes what's worth living for? It's the question that will have to be answered to save a galaxy.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 37 - Words: 260,290 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
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The Lords of War and Thunder reviews
Voldemort would regret ever laying a hand on the Potters. The surviving sons would make damn sure of that. AU. Harry/Fleur. OC/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,929 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 1,039 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Funny Thing, Magic reviews
Everybody comments on Harry Potter's eyes. Why? It's not because they look like his mother's. Super Harry, Good Dumbledore. AU. Rated for violence, swearing,etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 101,777 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 1,703 - Follows: 1,167 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete