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Author has written 6 stories for Teen Titans, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Kane Chronicles, and Lord of the Rings.
I am a fairly sarcastic author though I don't write much. I've tried to re-vamp my already posted stories but so far I have been unsuccessful and frankly I'm just temped to delete them and try again some other time. I love quite a few fandoms as you can probably see by the enormous amount of favorites I have. I'm quite opinionated and very stubborn and have an...odd sense of humor. If you know me in person you know that I'm a grammar freak. I'm sure someone remembers first trimester Drama and me correcting our "director". If your in my drama class you'd understand the joke in there...I hope. I'm very hard on my own writing because I don't want to be the author with the horrible grammar and spelling. My poetry is well liked but I know that it will never compare to greats such as Robert Frost, Edgar Allen Poe, Shakespear (he's a poet too), and though more modern Shell Silverstean. I try to look over my work but seeing on how I'm severely near sighted I miss a few things. I try not to flame because I know how much they hurt but sometimes there's an author that's just so thick headed that you have to, to get your corrections across. I'm always reading so I always have new fandoms and pairing to up here plus my ever growing list of number at the bottom I think I'm at 16 now? Damn you Divergent for making me add a whole number just for you!!!!! I'm told that I'm very dramatic. I agree with them because several people tell me that when I'm telling a story I either make them laugh or I tell it with enough detail to make them beg for more. I think that Sasuke and Edward are the fictional worlds biggest assholes. I also jump around so much that you could call the Jack of all fandoms. If someone got that pun if feel proud if not I feels like a dork.
The few stories I enjoy from the Fast and the furious movies are usually about Brain, Lean, or very rarely if at all Dom or Vince's sister, I also enjoy Han/oc stories.
Very little Bella/ Jacob
very little Bella/Emmett
Stargate SG-1 / Stargate Atlantis
Sam/ Jolinar/Martouf/ Lantash
Sam/ Jolinar (3)
Sam/ Martouf/ Lantash
Percy Jackson- Books
god OC/ other character (5)
OC/friendship is magic
Lord of the Rings/Hobbit
Chronicles of Narnia
The Legend of Korra
Merlin/finds love in girl
How to Train your Dragon
King and Maxwell
Maria Hill/ Fury
Ten-Ten/ Neji (13)
Naruto/Any gender harem [I.E mixed gender, all female, or rarely *shivers* all male]
Rise of the Guardians
Star Trek : 2009
10th Doctor/ River Song (13)
(1) I would only read these if the author doesn't write Clove and Cato as sadistic, crazy people
(2) Sam/Teal'c I would only read if they pair up in the earlier seasons or during the episode unending
(3) Sam is host to Jolinar
(4) Most of the oc's I like are usually a daughter of the big three like Poseidon, Hades, Zeus, or in some Artemis
(5) In these stores I like the person to think they are a demi-god but then turn out to be a god. My favorite parents for these people are Poseidon/ Artemis or Artemis/god posing as mortal
(6) In LoTR, Chronicles of Narnia x-over
(7) Twilight - Fast and Furious Movies x-overs
(8) TKC-PJO x-over
(9) Bromance all the way!!!!!!
(10) Non-FACE family verse
(11) Only if REALLY early in the anime
(12) No War verse only for the entire fandom
(13) Side pairings only no fics entirely centered on them
(14) In some form of Marvel x-over
(15) Good Loki or Redemption Seeking Loki
(16) No female OCs
For PJO FANS:
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood
NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!
For TKC FANS:
Normal people: Go to New York to see the sights.
TKC FANS: Go because they need to find Brooklyn House.
Normal People: Think their cat is just a cat.
TKC FANS: Know their cat is really a goddess.
Normal people: Name their dog Fido.
TKCS FANS: Name him/her Annie... Especially if it's a boy.
Normal people: Say OMG!
TKC FANS: Say OMR! (Oh my Ra)
Normal people: Are scared of snakes.
TKC FANS: Cut snakes to pieces... JUST IN CASE!
Normal people: Think cheese is just a yummy dairy product.
TKC FANS: Know that Cheese is one of the five elements.
Normal people: Call animal control when they find a bat
TKC FANS: Turn into birds of prey and eat them.
Normal people: Are lame and don't have this on their profile.
TKC FANS: ARE EPIC AND PUT THIS ON THEIR PROFILE! :
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
10 reasons why I hate Edward
1 He is controlling
2 He is a JERK
3 He acts like he is an all knowing person when really he is being an idiot
4 He thinks he can do no wrong
5 He says he loves her then he leaves
6 He is a liar
7 Says they won't be part of her life when really you are her life
8 Looks and acts like an asswipe in movies
9 He says he knows better but really doesn't
10 He BROKE her heart in the middle of the WOODS
Ask yourself the following questions:
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"
If you've ever wished you could go into a book/the TV and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've started having dreams featuring fictional characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.
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