Author has written 2 stories for Teen Titans, and Lord of the Rings.
I am a fairly sarcastic author though I don't write much. I've tried to re-vamp my already posted stories but so far I have been unsuccessful and frankly I'm just temped to delete them and try again some other time. I love quite a few fandoms as you can probably see by the enormous amount of favorites I have. I'm quite opinionated and very stubborn and have an...odd...sense of humor. If you know me in person than I'm sure you know that I'm a grammar freak. I'm very hard on my own writing because I don't want to be that one author with the horrible grammar and spelling. My poetry is well liked but I know that it will never compare to greats such as Robert Frost, Edgar Allen Poe, Shakespear (yes, he's a poet too), and though more modern Shell Silverstean. I try to look over my work but seeing on how I'm severely near sighted I'm bound to miss a few things. I try not to flame because I know how much they hurt but sometimes I come across an author that's just so thick headed that I have to get corrections across. I'm always reading so I always have new fandoms and pairing to put up here plus my ever growing list of numbers at the bottom. I think I'm at 16 now? Damn you Divergent for making me add a whole number just for you!!!!! I'm told that I'm very dramatic. I tend to agree with them because several people tell me that when I'm telling a story I either make them laugh or I tell it with enough detail to make them beg for more. I think that Sasuke and Edward are the fictional worlds biggest assholes. I also jump around so much that you could call the Jack of all fandoms. If someone got that pun I feel proud if not I feels like a dork.
The few stories I enjoy from the Fast and the furious movies are usually about Brain, Lean, or very rarely if at all Dom or Vince's sister, I also enjoy Han/oc stories.
Very little Bella/ Jacob
very little Bella/Emmett
Stargate SG-1 / Stargate Atlantis
Sam/ Jolinar/Martouf/ Lantash
Sam/ Jolinar (3)
Sam/ Martouf/ Lantash
Percy Jackson- Books
god OC/ other character (5)
OC/friendship is magic
Lord of the Rings/Hobbit
no pairings just fics
Chronicles of Narnia
The Legend of Korra
Merlin/finds love in girl
How to Train your Dragon
King and Maxwell
Maria Hill/ Fury
Loki/Skye (15) (14)
Ten-Ten/ Neji (13)
Naruto/Any gender harem [I.E mixed gender, all female, or rarely *shivers* all male]
Rise of the Guardians
Star Trek : 2009
10th Doctor/ River Song (13)
Ouran High School Host Club
Hunter x Hunter
(1) I would only read these if the author write Cato and Clove as actual human beings who have grown up in a place where being in the games is an honor and are thus in a way brainwashed by their upbringing to be cruel and coldblooded towards matters of survival.
(2) Sam/Teal'c I would only read if they pair up in the earlier seasons or during the episode unending
(3) Sam is host to Jolinar
(4) Most of the oc's I like are usually a daughter of the big three like Poseidon, Hades, Zeus, or in some Artemis
(5) In these stores I like the person to think they are a demi-god but then turn out to be a god. My favorite parents for these people are Poseidon/ Artemis or Artemis/god posing as mortal
(6) In LoTR, Chronicles of Narnia x-over
(7) Twilight - Fast and Furious Movies x-overs
(8) TKC-PJO x-over
(9) Bromance all the way!!!!!!
(10) Non-FACE family verse
(11) Only if REALLY early in the anime
(12) No War verse only for the entire fandom
(13) Side pairings only no fics entirely centered on them
(14) In some form of Marvel x-over
(15) Good Loki or Redemption Seeking Loki
(16) No male OCs
(17) Both Twins
(18) As in the entire Host club
For PJO FANS:
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood
NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!
For TKC FANS:
Normal people: Go to New York to see the sights.
TKC FANS: Go because they need to find Brooklyn House.
Normal People: Think their cat is just a cat.
TKC FANS: Know their cat is really a goddess.
Normal people: Name their dog Fido.
TKCS FANS: Name him/her Annie... Especially if it's a boy.
Normal people: Say OMG!
TKC FANS: Say OMR! (Oh my Ra)
Normal people: Are scared of snakes.
TKC FANS: Cut snakes to pieces... JUST IN CASE!
Normal people: Think cheese is just a yummy dairy product.
TKC FANS: Know that Cheese is one of the five elements.
Normal people: Call animal control when they find a bat
TKC FANS: Turn into birds of prey and eat them.
Normal people: Are lame and don't have this on their profile.
TKC FANS: ARE EPIC AND PUT THIS ON THEIR PROFILE! :
10 reasons why I hate Edward
1 He is controlling
2 He is a JERK
3 He acts like he is an all knowing person when really he is being an idiot
4 He thinks he can do no wrong
5 He says he loves her then he leaves
6 He is a liar
7 Says they won't be part of her life when really you are her life
8 Looks and acts like an asswipe in movies
9 He says he knows better but really doesn't
10 He BROKE her heart in the middle of the WOODS
Ask yourself the following questions:
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"
If you've ever wished you could go into a book/the TV and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've started having dreams featuring fictional characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.
What Would Finnick Do...Say something flirty
What Would Johanna Do...Say something sarcastic
What Would Prim Do...Heal someone/something
What Would Ms.Everdeen Do...Block everyone/everything out
What Would Rue Do...Ask about someones fake relationship. or say something sweet
What Would Katniss Do...Hunt in the forest
What Would Gale Do...Rant about something unfair and injustice
What Would Cato Do...Kill someone/something
What Would Marvel Do...laugh at something/with someone/make a joke
What Would Foxface Do...Eat some berries
What would Thresh Do...Be indifferent
What Would Peeta Do...Bake some bread/throw bread at people's heads
these are the utensils that are essential to life... Use them wisely in the time of need
“I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that.”
Check this out...
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pweor of the hmuan mnid. Or vmaipre. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
F- Is for friends who kill together!
U- Is for U R DEAD!
N- Is for anywhere anytime at all! (as long we're in the arena)
Out in The Hunger Games!
Person 1: I'm a Harry Potter fan. I wish I could go to Hogwarts!
Person 2: I'm a Percy Jackson fan. I wish i could go to Camp Halfblood!
Person 3: I'm a Hunger Games fan and I... Never mind, I'm good.
I find it weird how in movies and books people NEVER use the bathroom to pee or something. I mean in the hunger game about a month or so without peeing has to cause some issues, bladder infections,ect. ect. I mean get real you gots to pee every 8 hours or you get an infection. Hell I had to pee two hours ago and now i got to pee again come on books let your people pee it's unnaturalFRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will hide in your suitcase.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
My name is Sarah
I am but three,
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile
BEST FRIENDS: Will dig an escape tunnel with your plastic spork after theirs breaks.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOOOME!"
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!
That boy you punched in the hall today? Committed suicide a few minutes ago
The boy you called lame? He has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the stairs the other day?She's already being abused at home. That girl you called fat? She's starving herself. The old man you made fun of because of his ugly scars? He fought for our country. The boy you made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. You think you know them. Guess what? You don't!
Repost this if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't ,but repost this if you are the 1% with a heart.
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Words to live by
-He who laughs last thinks slowest
-If two wrongs don't make a right, try three
-1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.
-We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You just off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass
-A good friend will bail you out of jail, a great friend will be sitting next to you in your cell going "We f'ed up, huh?"
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...