Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, X-overs, Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Worm, Gunslinger Girl, Independence Day, and Battleship.
Hey guys! A bit about me:
Age: I'm 19, but I look younger than that, around 9 or 10.
Height: 4' 6" Don't ask.
Hair color: Platinum blonde. I like to keep it in pigtails.
Eye color: I have heterochromia. My right is blue, my left green.
Hobbys: Martial Arts, target shooting, hunting, swimming, and writing.
I just graduated high school and am going to the local college. I'm majoring in Auto Mechanics.
My profile image is the main character Star of my story Guns and Magic.
April 15, 2015
Finally decided to update this thing. For those of you who don't know, I've married almost three months to my wonderful, beautiful girlfriend Tawnya. We live on a houseboat, where I'll leave to your imagination, with our guardians.
I have a few story ideas.
First is a crossover between Gunslinger Girl and Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha where Henrietta, on order of a dying Jose, fakes her death and runs from the agency. Faking amnesia to the first person to find her, Shiro, she is adopted and becomes Nanoha.
Second is another MGLN crossover, but with Guardians of the Galaxy. After the mysterious death of the rest of the Three Aces, Nanoha swears off magic and becomes a bounty hunter before becoming caught up in the events of the movie.
Third is a Harry Potter and Rainbow Brite crossover set during Goblet of Fire. The goblet summons Rainbow, formally Whisp Potter, to compete in the Tournament. But the rainbow isn't the only power of the Color Belt.
Fourth, a crossover between Harry Potter and Mahou Sensei Negima set in Goblet of Fire. Dumbledore asks Negi to send a bodyguard for Harrry. But she never responded. And just who is Kateri Springfield?
Fifth is in response to a challenge DarkponyD gave to me in a PM, though I admit it borrows a bit from White Devil of the Moon; namely what if Sailor Moon was reincarnated as someone other than Usagi. In this case, it is Hazumu, but isn't noticed until he becomes a girl. Also made Tomari and Yasuna Sailor Scouts of Earth and Sky, Endymion's sisters.
All for now!
Trivia: (Figured I 'd do this.
RULES You must fill out EVERY question! No skipping! Copy and paste this on your profile!
1. Perfect? Nope. No one is.
2. Tall? Nope. 4ft 6 as said above.
3. In your pajamas? Not right now. Sleep in my birthday suit anyway.
4. Left handed? Ambidextrous, but I prefer Left
1. Friend you saw: Coworkers
2. Last girl/boyfriend: My wife. My first and best.
3. Person to text you: Mom.
4. Was today better than yesterday? Hard to say. Everyday is an Adventure!
1. Number: 12.
2. Color(s): Pink, white, and black.
3. Fruit: Peach and cherries
4. Place: Garage& bedroom
1. Are you missing someone right now? Nope.
2. Are you happy? Yup
3. Are you sad? Nope
4. Are you bored? Hardly ever
5. Heart-broken? Never been
6. Are you nervous? A little filling this out.
7. Are you excited? Why would I be excited?
8. Are you tired? Not really. I have insomnia, so I do catnaps.
1. Real name? Zdisslava
2. Nick names? Ava
3. Eye color? I have heterochromia. My right is blue, my left green.
4. Zodiac sign? No idea.
5. Male or female? Female, as if it wasn't obvious
6. Slut? Yes, but I have good reasons, I'm hypersexual for one.
7. Smart? Yup
8. Hair color? Platinum blonde
9. Long or short? Long.
10. Sweats or Jeans? Neither. Prefer skirts
11. Phone or Camera? Phone
12. Drink or Smoke? Neither. It's why I look nine.
13. Righty or lefty? Ambidextrous, but prefer left
1. First best friend? My wife Tawnya
2. First crush? See above.
3. First pet? None
4. First big vacation? Don't remember.
1. Eating? Air
2. Drinking? Dr. Pepper
3. I'm about to: Finish this list
4. Listening to? Nothing.
5. Plans for today? Get back to work
WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX? I'm a lesbian, but when I HAD to look at a man...
1. Shorter or taller? Taller. Doubt I'd find one shorter and old enough.
2. Romantic or spontaneous? Romantic.
3. Sensitive or loud? Balanced is good.
4. Hook-up or relationship? Relationship.
HAVE YOU EVER:
1. Drank bubbles? Yup. And promptly sneezed.
2. Lost glasses/contacts? No need.
3. Ran away from home? Thought about it when I was younger, but Mom took care of that for me.
4. Broken someone's heart? Sadly, yes. My Mom. In my defense, I didn't know everything behind her treatment of me.
5. Been arrested? Nope.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
1. Miracles? Yes. Though I prefer if people thanked doctors once in awhile.
2. Yourself? Yes
3. Heaven? Yes. Why wouldn't I believe in a paradise?
4. Santa Claus? Still do. St Nicolas is a real person.
4. Love? Yes. All kinds.
5. Do you like someone? Yup. Live with them.
6. Do you believe in God? Yes.
7. Answered the truth on all questions? Yes, as much as possible
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.(I resent that)
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (I AM gay.)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (I'm not a virgin, but that's beside the point.)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. (Nope. Just a slight case of Vestiphobia- fear of clothes thanks to my childhood. If I wear more than a tube top, thong, and microskirt I get hyper and antsy.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be going out with them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. (Not native, though I live here. I work 6 days a week.)
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and cool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (I'm Christian AND Lesbian.)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid and stuck up.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (If you'd been though what I have, you would be hard press to remain Naive.)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. (I work in an autoshop 6 days a week.)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I DON'T LIKE to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (Nope. I just don't take sh* from anyone.)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. (I work in an auto shop 6 days a week. I'd like to see you keep your hair clean.)
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. (Nope. Just like being comfortable and to HE* with what others think.)
I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FAN Girl so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (I benchpress around 200lbs.)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion. (I am against abortion, but again, beside the point.)
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (I had a 3.8GPA in High School, and benchpress 200lbs.)
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (Nope. Just a pragmatist.)
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake (I do check stuff over, but that's just commonsense in the auto business.)
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. (Nope. Bad past. PM if you want Barebones.)
I don't HAVE MANY FRIENDS, so I MUST be antisocial.
I have a guy best friend, so I MUST be going out with him.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish.
I'm a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar.
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie.
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up.
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch.
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention.
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports. (Played better than the guys actually.)
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi
I WEAR GLASSES and RETAINERS, so I MUST be a nerd
I'm HALF ASIAN HALF BRITISH, so I MUST be short
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I HAVE BIG FAMILY siblings, so WE MUST be financially challenged
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life. (Now I do.)
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist.
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try
I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans
I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature. (I do act like a kid sometimes, but if you were 19/20 and looked like one, you'd indulge every-so-often too.)
I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.
I don't have a SOCIAL LABEL, so I MUST just be emo.
I like COUNTRY music, so I MUST be a redneck hick.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I love SHOPPING so I MUST be rich.
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be gay also. (I am gay, but that's beside the point.)
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
do not define people by useless stereotypes!!