SwanQueen101
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Joined 03-11-13, id: 4591969, Profile Updated: 12-21-13
Author has written 9 stories for Once Upon a Time.

Hello people! I'm not really good at this "profile" stuff, so I'll just start with the basics! Well... I like to think of myself as nice... and cool... yeah... ANYWAY! I'm a lesbian (that sounds awkward, and I just can't figure out why), I have ADD, most of my friends classify me as weird/crazy, and I am completely obsessed with Once Upon a Time... Don't even get me started on SwanQueen cause I won't shut up about it.

Anyway, I have a few stories on here that are alright, but I hope to get better as time goes on, as most people do. Well, it's 12:30am right about now, and I have to get up early, so I'm gonna crash... Have fun reading my stories if you're interested. :)

If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this into your profile.

I am that girl,
The one who likes books more than boys.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy
The one who always wonders what she did wrong
The one who writes to escape
The one who just wants to help
The one that really wants to make a difference
The one that sticks to her values
The one that refuses to believe that this is it
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow
The one who won't give in
The one who won't give up
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a phone.
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),
Who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more,
Who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
I am that girl.


I'm not what people call normal teenager, I'm not what people want, and you wnat to know something? I don't care, because I like of who I am, and everyone that is around me care about me, like me and love me for who I am. I like to study, I like to read, I love English, I don't have a boyfriend, and I don't want to be in a realationship that isn't friendship. And I am happy like this. Maybe I am little bit crazy, maybe most of people will never get me, maybe I am a dreamer, maybe I am falling down without notice, maybe I am stronger than before, but these are only the"maybes", and maybe is never enough. But I'm sure that I have people who love me, I know what I like and what I don't, I know what I want and I will try until I get it, and yes, I am a dreamer, I am a little bit crazy, but I in the end I'm just girl trying to find my way home. Maybe this isn't enough for you but is for me.

(Eu não sou o que as pessoas chamam de adolescente normal, eu não sou o que as pessoas querem, e você quer saber de uma coisa? Eu não me importo, porque eu gosto de quem eu sou, e todo mundo que está ao meu redor se preocupam comigo, gostam de mim e me amam por quem eu sou. Eu gosto de estudar, eu gosto de ler, eu amo Inglês, eu não tenho um namorado, e eu não quero estar em um relaçao que não seja amizade,agora. E eu sou feliz assim. Talvez eu seja um pouco louca, talvez a maioria das pessoas nunca irá me entender, talvez eu sou uma sonhadora, talvez eu esteja caindo sem aviso prévio, talvez eu esteja mais forte do que antes, mas esses são apenas os "talvez", e talvez nunca é o suficiente. Mas eu tenho certeza que eu tenho pessoas que me amam, eu sei o que eu gosto e o que eu não gosto, eu sei o que quero e vou tentar até eu conseguir isso, e sim, eu sou uma sonhadora, eu sou um pouco louca, mas no final eu sou apenas uma garota tentando encontrar meu caminho de casa.Talvez isso não seja o suficiente para você, mas é para mim)

Music:

Celind Dion, Tarja Turunen, Carrie Underwood, Epica, Within Temptation, Nightwish, Nickelback, Disturbed, Blind Guardian, Xandria, Shinedown, Seven Circle Sunrise, Lady Antebellum, Thriving Ivory, The Script, Lacuna Coil

Favorite Writers:

Nicholas Sparks (#1), Meg Cabot, Kate O'Hearn, Rick Riordan.

Books:

Percy Jackson and The Olympians, Percy Jackson and The Heroes of Olympus, The Last Song, Dear Jhon, A message in a Bottle, The Notbook, Nights in Rodanthe, Between Sisters, Cloud Nine, Pegasus and The Flame, The Book Thief, Nothing Lasts Forever, If Tomorrow Comes, Sooner or Later, N is for Noose, Death and Life of Charlie St. Clound.

Films:

The list is to long, but I like Dramas, Romances, Adventures, Actions, Sy-fys movies and Comedy. ( a lista é mto longa mas gosto de filmes de drama, romance, avcentura, ação, ficção cientifica). P.S: I love Harry Potter.

Tv shows:

Law & Order SVU (#1), Body of Proof (#1), Brothers and Sisters, Once Upon A Time(#1), Law & Order, The Good Wife, In Plain Sight, House, Friends, Grey's Anatomy, Private Practice, Desperate Housewives, CSI, CSI NY (#1), Castle, Glee, Criminal Minds, 30 Rock, Cold Case, Crossing Jordan, Bones, Two and A Half Men, Cougar Town, X-Files,

Shippers:

E/O (Ell e Liv) - Law & Order SVU

Megan/Petter - Body of Proof

Alicia/Will - The Good Wife

Mary/Marshall - In Plain Sight

Nick/Catherine - CSI

Jo/Mac - CSI NY

Beckett/Castle - Castle

Booth/Brennan - Bones

Swan Queen (Emma/Regina aka Evil Queen) - Once Upon A Time

*These are only the main ones. (*esses sao apenas os principais.)


I went to a party Mom,

I remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom,
So I drank soda instead.

I really felt proud inside, Mom,
The way you said I would.
I didn't drink and drive, Mom,
Even though the others said I should.

I know I did the right thing, Mom,
I know you are always right.
Now the party is finally ending, Mom,
As everyone is driving out of sight.

As I got into my car, Mom,
I knew I'd get home in one piece.
Because of the way you raised me,
So responsible and sweet.

I started to drive away, Mom,
But as I pulled out into the road,
The other car didn't see me, Mom,
And hit me like a load.

As I lay there on the pavement, Mom,
I hear the policeman say,
"The other guy is drunk," Mom,
And now I'm the one who will pay.

I'm lying here dying, Mom...
I wish you'd get here soon.
How could this happen to me, Mom?
My life just burst like a balloon.

There is blood all around me, Mom,
And most of it is mine.
I hear the medic say, Mom,
I'll die in a short time.

I just wanted to tell you, Mom,
I swear I didn't drink.
It was the others, Mom.
The others didn't think.

He was probably at the same party as I.
The only difference is, he drank
And I will die.

Why do people drink, Mom?
It can ruin your whole life.
I'm feeling sharp pains now.
Pains just like a knife.

The guy who hit me is walking, Mom,
And I don't think it's fair.
I'm lying here dying
And all he can do is stare.

Tell my brother not to cry, Mom.
Tell Daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven, Mom,
Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.

Someone should have told him, Mom,
Not to drink and drive.
If only they had told him, Mom,
I would still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mom.
I'm becoming very scared.
Please don't cry for me, Mom.
When I needed you, you were always there.

I have one last question, Mom.
Before I say good bye.
I didn't drink and drive,
So why am I the one to die?


A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down. I'm scared

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No its not. Please it's too scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down

Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.

Girl hugs him

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It's bugging me.

In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. 2 people were on it but only 1 survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If there's anyone you love this much put this in your profile.


My name is Chris

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong

I can't speak at all

Or else I'm locked up

All day long.

When I'm awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says it's my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I'm sorry!" I scream

But it's now much too late.

His face has been twisted

Into an unimaginable shape.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Chris

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.

If you are against child abuse, put this in your profile...I did


Her name was Aurora. She was only five.

This is what happened, when she was alive.

Her dad was a drunk; her mom was an addict. Her parents kept her locked in an attic.

Her only friend was a little toy bear. It was old and worn out and had patches of hair. She always talked to it. When no one's around, she lays there and hugs it, not a peep of sound.

Until her parents unlock the door. Some more and more pain she'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg and a scar on her face. Why would she be in such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear and softly cries.

She loves her parents, but they want her to die. She sits in the corner.

Quiet but thinking, "God, why? Why is my life always sinking?"

Such a bad life for a sad little kid. She'd get beaten and beaten for anything she did.

Then one night, her mom came home high. The poor child was hit and slapped as hours went by. Then her mom suddenly grabbed for a blade. It was sharp and pointy, one that she made.

She thrust the blade right into her chest, "You deserve to die you worthless pest!" The mom walked out, leaving the girl slowly dying. She grabbed her bear and again started crying.

Police showed up at the small little house. They quickly barged in everything was as quiet as a mouse.

One officer slowly opened a door to find the sad little girl lying on the floor. It must have been bad to go through so much harm, but at least she died with her best friend in her arms.

If you are against child abuse, post this in your profile, I did.


HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

I am the boy who never finished school because I was called a fag everyday.

I am the girl who got kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I was a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they wouldn't allow my partner of 27 years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up to the nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wished they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before my high school graduation. It was just too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one bedroom for two men.

I am the one person who does not know which bathroom to use so the management doesn't come for me.

I am the mother who is not even allowed to see the children I bore, nursed and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who never hugged my son because I grew up afraid to show affection to males.

Iam the Home Ec teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians could teach it.

Iam the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized i was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because i don't believe, but because they closed the doors to my kind.

I am the girl ashamed to tell my own friends that I am a lesbian because they make fun of them.

I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men said they needed to 'teach me a lesson'.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

I am the person who needs to hide what this world needs the most: love.

IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG-REPOST THIS


98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.


If you’re against child abuse (in any form) copy and paste this into your profile.


If you're not stupid enough to believe music causes suicide, copy and paste.


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If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy this into your profile


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If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.


If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.


FAN FICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.


If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.


There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.


If you've ever been entertained for over 20 minutes by a spot on the wall, copy this to your profile.


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You know you’re obsessed with SVU when...

When you get angry at people who won't let you watch a rerun that you've seen 8 times, so that they can watch a season premiere.

When everyone who has just met you knows that you love SVU

When you go crazy when someone makes a joke to you about one of your favorite characters getting kicked off of the show.

When you Defend SVU at all costs when someone is downgrading it.

When SVU is on your mind 25 of the 24 hours in a day.

When someone asks you who your favorite actress is and you say Mariska Hargitay...and when the can't pronounce it you sit there making them say it until they say it right. (just taught my sis :) mar-ish-ka har-gi-tay

When you can predict what the sentencing is going to be on a case based on the evidence provided and you start using terms like man 1 and man 2 and you actually know what they stand for and what they mean and if its a good deal on a case, and all that stuff.

You know so much about the actors on the show that you could write their biography.

You own every possible season and episode on DVD or on itunes (Nope D:)

You own at least one article of clothing that expresses your love for Benson, Stabler, the entire cast, and/or the show itself. You would definately give Benson or Stabler a kidney in a FLASH if they needed it

EVERY Wednesday night is booked to watch the newest episode of svu.

You make some sort of reference to SVU even when whatever your doing has nothing to do with it

You cry when Benson or Stabler (especially Benson) cry or look sad

You buy magazines that you would never get if Mariska Hargitay or Chris Meloni are on the cover (Cut out pics of Mariska and Chris. Found more pics of Mariska than of Chris actually...)

You can recite the opening of the show with your eyes closed. (If you can't you're not obbessed. JK! No seriously.)

You know how to speak and translate E/O language and that "I'd give you a kidney" means "I love you" (they have a secret code Language. E/O. When El said, "And look how great you turned out Liv." Means. "I think that you're amazing just the way you are. And don't forget I love you.")

You can tell which episode and/or season it is based on Mariska's (Benson's) hairstyle

You scream at the tv when you know there was just a moment that would've been right for Elliot and Olivia to JUST KISS ALREADY!!

You were about to have a mental break down and hated Elliot for about 15 minutes in 2 episodes (woah, thats a lot of hate...haha) when he kissed Dani Beck and when she was there holding his hand when he got stabbed. (actually, the thing that pissed me off was that it was ELLIOT who grabbed dani's hand in the hospital when he got stabbed, not dani)

Your considering becoming a cop from watching so much svu. (i'll always wanna be a cop cuz of Benson!)

You threw things and yelled "Kathy is your EX-wife! Thats why the EX is there!!" when Elliot slept with Kathy. (oh, now that definately freakin pissed me off!)

Law and Order CI puts you to sleep. (Dunno..)

When you found out Kathy got pregnant the things you said would make a sailor blush ( WHAT?! NO!? %&$#! NO! YOU CAN'T BE PREGNANT! %&*#$!!! ELLIOT...WHAT THE $%&* HAVE YOU DONE?!) -(When I saw that ep. I totally went all out at my tv screen!)

You weren't bothered one bit by olivia saying "I found my brother", "He's my brother", or "I have a brother" 100 times in the last few episodes of season 8.

You watch svu WHENEVER it is on despite the amount of times you've seen the episode already (i'm pretty sure i could try and quote alot of lines from each ep. the i've seen)

If your idea of math equations are
ELLIOT OLIVIA= PERFECT
ELLIOT KATHY= NOOOO
ELLIOT DANI= NEVER (EVER EVER!)

When someone says "JFK", you think back to Munch's picture of JFK on his desk.

Your combination for your phone/iPod/computer etc. is either Elliot's or Olivia's badge number.

When you watched Zebras and saw Olivia kiss Stucky, your mouth hung open during the entire kiss. Then, you cackled with glee when Elliot kicked him, while you were yelling "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR KISSING ELLIOT'S WOMAN! YOU BASTARD!"

You surf the web looking for upcoming shows that the cast might be in.

You yelled at the televison until morning when Mariska lost her Screen Actors Guild Award to the lead actress on The Good Wife. (I could care less for mama drama.)

When they ask you who you look up to in school your reply is "Detective Olivia Benson", Elliot Stabler... etc. (and/or Mariska Hargitay, Christopher Meloni, etc.)

When someone puts down the show you are quick to defend with a swift "Oh, and did you win multiple Academy Awards for your performance? I don't THINK so!" (Wahoo Mariska!!)

Whenever someone figures out soemthing you announce "Bing bang bong!"

During an intense moment, you shout "DUN DUN!"

You are always looking over shoulder, looking for a chance to chase a perp down the street like Elliot and Olivia.

You have the "doink doink" as a ringtone. (Boo I don't have it...)

Your family never asks what you're going to watch on tv; they know it's SVU.

You freak out if you miss an episode, even if you've seen it a million times before.

You know they just said something funny even though the other people in the living room have no idea they were being funny. (ikr! I totally laugh and look at me like i am crazy!)

You ask yourself "what would Munch do?"

You watch "The Love Guru" just because he says "Mariska Hargitay" in the movie.

You get mad when there is no SVU marathon.

You start having conversations with yourself about whatever episode you're watching.

You think "Dani" is a bad four letter word.

You mistakenly call SUV's, SVU's.

You know the difference between the SVU and CI theme songs. ( i could tell SVU's theme song from anywhere)

Even small things, like the word "conspiraces" make you think of Munch. (If not. You are soo not a fan...of Munch anyhow..)

You know what the phrases "Moredock has dolphin porn" and "Porter and the teddy bear filled with cocaine" mean.

You constantly wonder when Casey will return from her disbarrment.

Something SVU related is mentioned and everyone looks at you.

When the perp asks a question you and Olivia/Elliot answer with the same answer at the same time.

You hum the theme song and your friends glare at you.

You watched the episode of Seinfield for the EXPRESS REASON that Mariska Hargitay was in it

You have dreams that you are part of the show and are catching criminals.

You have dreams that you are Olivia/Elliot and are catching criminals.

These dreams have made you realize you want to work in the Special Victims Unit.

You seriously consider joining the police force after watching the show.

You rejoiced to the heavens for twenty full minutes when Dani Beck left the show.

You are thinking of naming your kids Elliot and Olivia, Casey and John, etc.

You know the characters' lines before they've said them.

You cried uncontrollably when Calvin was taken away from Olivia... and then rewound it to watch it again.

When people complain that they want to watch something else, you grab the remote and growl at them menacingly, daring them to try to take it from you.

When your friends reach for the remote to change the show from SVU, you glare at them and threaten to bite their hand if they touch it.

When they try to take the remote, you bite their hand, fufilling your promise.

When they begin to yell at you for biting them, you turn back to the screen and complain that they are distracting you from your show and tell them to shut up.

YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE TO WARN OTHERS OF THEIR POSSIBLE SVU OBSESSION!


If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours


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If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room for no reason, put this in your profile.


For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when your stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing like, "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar to yourself. So if you're crazy, put this onto your profile.


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If you have music in your soul copy and paste this into your profile.


You can judge me ,love me
If you are hating me
Do it honestly


If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on the table and/or hit your head on a shelf for no reason, put this in your profile..


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If you've ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone, when you told them not to distract you because youwere busy, copy this into your profile.


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If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile


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WHETHER IT BE BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE AND NOTHING LESS THAN JUST THAT!..copy and paste this into your profile if you agree.


Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.


Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?


The road to success is always under construction.


If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.


Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.


Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.


No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.


I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?


The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.


I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?


Don't take life to serouly, no one gets out alive anyway


Life's tough...Get a helmet


If Barbie's So Popular, Why Do You Have To Buy Her Friends


Life's Greatest Pleasure Is Doing What People Tell You Not To Do


Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died


"Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is really worth fighting for."


"Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you."


"If you don't understand my silence, then you won't understand my words."


Your shin (n): a device used to find furniture in the dark


Alice in Wonderland Oh! Is that the story of Alice before she went into the Asylum?


People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.


Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.


There are no stupid questions – just stupid people.


If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either


Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over...


I don't obsess, I think intensely!


I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!


"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda."


I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned.


"The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf."


Nobody move! I dropped my brain."


"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."


"He who laughs last didn't get it."


Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?


When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.


Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.


Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.


Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.


Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed.


It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.


Sometimes the mind, for reasons we do not necessarily understand, just decides to go into storage.


Love me or hate me. Personally I could care less


Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.


Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?


One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.


If two wrongs don't make a right...try three.


When life gives you lemons, squirt them in the eyes of your enemies.


It's better to keep quiet and let someone think you're stupid, than to open your mouth and prove it.


It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt...then it's hilarious


OMG! i think i just saw a flying bird!


let me write that down in my 'things i dont really give f about' notebook.


yea you have the right to your own opinion, but i have the right to think you're stupid.


25 Reasons to Thank my Mother:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys/girls don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy/girl
to come along, the one who's
brave enough to climb
all the way to
the top.

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Right kind of wrong by cynarabueno reviews
Regina Milano, a renowned professor of the University of Chicago psychology department, is about to be deported due to visa issues. The solution? Marry her best friend, Emma Swan, and convince the U.S. government they are legit. However, even though the marriage ought to be 'fake', perhaps the feelings are not? Swan Queen. No!Magic AU.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,182 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 11/6/2021 - Published: 4/3/2016 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen
Double Trouble by sea-ess-eye reviews
Teenage versions of Emma and Regina appear in Storybrooke and to everyone's surprise the girls hit it off immediately... "We have to stop this, Emma. She can't fall in love with the younger you. She has to meet Daniel and fall in love with him - his death starts it all. Or otherwise, Regina won't grow up to cast the curse, Storybrooke won't exist... and Henry will never be born!"
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 315,763 - Reviews: 3582 - Favs: 2,461 - Follows: 3,226 - Updated: 8/18/2017 - Published: 4/10/2013 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] - Complete
My Voice Will Carry Through by Legendary.HeavyMetalLovers reviews
They say the most meaningful encounters start out simple; and pretty much the same could be said for this one. Emma, a rather reclusive artist, couldn't have known the road to finding love would be so adventurous, but it all began with a sticky note, two meddlesome friends, and a young boy named Henry. No Magic. SwanQueen & Red Snow.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 98,095 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 11/9/2016 - Published: 3/25/2014 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen]
The Endless in Between by Writer's Dilemma reviews
Sequel to Are You Gonna Stay the Night? Time to see how Emma and Regina reconcile their actions, and embrace the new Storybrooke.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,120 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 5/18/2015 - Published: 3/12/2015 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen, Henry Mills, Ruby L./Red Riding Hood
Bucket List by BlackHelix reviews
147 days ago Regina's life came crashing down around her. Now determined to pick her life back up she makes a Bucket List but when Emma tracks her down and tries to force her back to Storybrooke for Henry Regina refuses until she has completed everything on the list. With Emma begrudgingly tagging along they start at number one: Party At Mardi Gras.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 73,978 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 4/9/2015 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen
always known by deceptivelycomplex3925 reviews
'"Tell me the truth." And Emma whirls around and Regina's standing in the doorway, eyes glittering with unshed tears, and she looks like she knows. Knows exactly why she got shit-faced last night. Knows exactly why she broke up with Hook. Knows exactly why she said those words a few moments ago.'
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,817 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 3/18/2015 - Published: 2/16/2015 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
hearts left bleeding by coalitiongirl reviews
During an ambush gone wrong for outlaw Emma Swan, she meets a young Regina, on her way to an arranged marriage to the king. A friendship blossoms between them even as Regina begins to fall to dark magic and both are forced to make choices about who they're going to be- to each other and to themselves- and where they can possibly go from there.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 115,146 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 2/7/2015 - Published: 3/23/2014 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] - Complete
Transgressions of the Heart by Sapphire Smoke reviews
Emma had fallen in love with a woman that didn't really exist. Regina, her Regina… she wasn't real. It had all been a lie. •Emma/Regina• SEQUEL TO 'OF LOVE AND LOATHING' - HIATUS
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 213,859 - Reviews: 1516 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 1,962 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 5/1/2013 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen]
Lost in Translation by purplehershey reviews
AU. Regina is deaf. Emma is the only one who refuses to give her pity. In response, Regina is thrilled by this new challenge and the stand-offs commence, but over time she finds out there is more to the blonde woman than just a target to throw a stinging quip and pointed glare at.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,868 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 1,710 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
The Road to Hell by Lezg33k reviews
Regina and Emma find themselves caught up in an romantic entanglement that forces the dark Mayor to look deeper her actions and how they've come to effect all of those around her. Will she embrace her feelings and allow the positive influences in her life to take root? Or will she succumb to those who seek to destroy her and all that she holds dear?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,493 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Have A Heart by CrazyBeCat reviews
Emma Swan, 18, is on the run. She's broke, has no family or friends to help, no place to stay, and she's seven months pregnant. Tired, hungry, cold and alone, she finds herself in a little town called Storybrooke in desperate need of food. She goes into a little store with the plans to steal a meal, only to have them soured when she's caught by none other than the Mayor. TWs inside
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 80,409 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen
The Marshal by Lelila Solo reviews
U.S. Marshal Emma Swan desperately needs a break, but there's just one more job before she can hang up her gun for a month: get NYC lawyer Regina Mills safely into witness protection. But nothing is a simple as it seems, Emma soon realizes, as the two women are hunted from New York City to a cabin in the Rockies by men who always seem one step ahead.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,861 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
How A Dress Changed Everything by hope2x reviews
In an act of desperation, Regina casts a spell that takes her back to the day Henry leaves for Boston. She wants to keep Emma from ever entering Storybrooke, but when she takes Henry's place, she finds herself completely unprepared for the woman who answers the door. Regina has a chance to do it all again, but no matter what, she can't escape one fact. All magic comes with a price.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,352 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 2,276 - Follows: 1,155 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 4/27/2013 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] - Complete
Operation Angelfish by SerenBex reviews
When someone from Emma's past turns up in Storybrooke and teams up with Henry to give his mothers their happy ending, will everything work out the way they expect or will the new arrival and their actions just end up opening a whole new can of worms? Swan Queen.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,139 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 4/21/2013 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] OC - Complete
Lucid by alittlepinkvial reviews
Regina concocts a potion that can transport two souls into the same dream. What will she do with this power? SwanQueen. Please Read and Review! :)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,231 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 4/2/2013 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S.] - Complete
Behind Enemy Lines by wikster reviews
How Yerba changed everything. JORI.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 162,493 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Tori V., Jade W. - Complete
Up In Smoke by spacEnigma83 reviews
When the Charming's go out to the dock to look for Regina it is Emma who bumps in to her first. A verbal altercation ensues followed by a physical one... followed by an unexpected and somewhat awkward moment. Fair warning that someone recommended an NC-17 rating for chapter 12 but other than that most of it is very PG. Read and Review ;)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,376 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
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Mistakes Made reviews
"It's the smallest things that can make a person explode, especially when said person has been bottling up their emotions for an extended period of time." Henry's had enough of hearing about his mom not having her happy ending. He's tried so hard to be happy for her, truly, but he can only take so much before him not being enough for her breaks him. One-shot (maybe more) Pre-SQ
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/11/2015 - Emma S., Henry Mills, Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Make Me Remember reviews
A six-year-old little girl makes her way into Storybrooke claiming that she has to find her parents. Unfortunately, she can't remember who her parents are. The only thing she remembers is the darkness and the man's voice that told her of the danger her parents are in. Nevertheless, she starts on the adventure of finding her family and saving them. SwanQueen
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,484 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 7/20/2014 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] Henry Mills, OC
Sickness reviews
Prompt from butterflykisses0: Emma throws up in front of Regina, and Regina has no choice but to take care of her. SwanQueen sails ahead! Oneshot! T for language
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,214 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/6/2014 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] - Complete
Missing Dishes reviews
After Emma comes out to her parents, Regina realizes that she's missing a few dishes and goes to the Sheriff's office to report it. One-shot after Neverland, but none of this curse being re-casted stuff.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,939 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/21/2013 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] David N./Prince Charming, Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard - Complete
You Belong With Me reviews
Regina, a senior in high school, is bothered by her best friends girlfriend. The jealously that rages inside her when she sees the two together eats away at her. She hates the way Ruby treats Emma. Emma Swan will be the death of her, she decides. Don't let it set you off that this is a T-Swift song. Language is used (T-rated). SwanQueen one-shot! Teenage Regina and Emma. AU!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,313 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/29/2013 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S.] - Complete
The End of the Beginning reviews
Henry hasn't been back to the stables since Daniel, but he's just dying to see if his horse will let him ride. So, he manages to convince Emma to come with him to watch his every move. The new, beautiful white horse catches Henry's attention first thing. The horse also catches the Savior's eye. After a bit of commotion, Emma confines in the horse. SwanQueen three-shot Title Change!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,017 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 5/27/2013 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S.]
Without a Mask reviews
Idea from IShipLOVE's story, Nine to Five. Established SwanQueen One-shot Emma finds something out that excites her beyond belief, but when Regina snaps at her again because it's her 'working hours', and she's not to be disturbed, Emma sulks at Granny's. Ruby doesn't enjoy her best friend sulking when she should be celebrating. At the end of the day, Regina finds herself maskless.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,557 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/27/2013 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] - Complete
Loved, Wanted, and Beautiful reviews
Emma's sick and Regina comes to take care of her under Henry's request. SwanQueen one-shot
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,527 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S.]
You Are Enough reviews
Emma makes it back to Gold's shop to see the damage that Mary Margaret has caused and what Regina's done with her magic. She comforts Regina which turns into a little romance. SwanQueen definitely. One-shot.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,861 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/13/2013 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] - Complete