Dodge-This
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Joined 09-22-03, id: 459210, Profile Updated: 04-08-13
Author has written 7 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Ranma, and Harry Potter.
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Leaves of Grass by Nauticalmass reviews
After returning from Italy, Bella's not sure if she can still love Edward. The next morning, she awakens in an unimaginable time and place: Houston, 1862. When she encounters a member of the Cullen family as a human, how far will she follow her heart? B/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,475 - Reviews: 5736 - Favs: 4,814 - Follows: 1,894 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
A Second Chance by Christobel Cullen reviews
What if Laurent changed Bella in the meadow? Bella would get a second chance to be what she was always meant to be - a vampire. Would she also get a second chance at love? New Moon AU COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 53,211 - Reviews: 1105 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Not Your Usual Veela Mate by Janara reviews
Draco is a Veela and guess who his mate is? I've tried to write a Veela story where the two don't jump into bed immediately, hence the title. Will contain Dumbledore bashing. HPDM LMSS AU from book 5
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 417,467 - Reviews: 8567 - Favs: 6,432 - Follows: 5,819 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Halo Effect by Missus T reviews
Celebrity Eric Northman plays good Samaritan when Sookie gets injured by the paparazzi following him. What happens when they discover that she has amnesia? When all is said and done, can you find true love in a flash of blinding light?
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 211,412 - Reviews: 2812 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Cancerous by Fakin'it reviews
Bella has cancer and only 2 weeks to live. She intends to tell Edward, but he dumps her before she can. Ever practical, Bella thinks being a vampire beats being dead, so time for plan B - the Volturi. Brand new Alice twist, never seen before. New Moon AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,255 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
A Choice of Roads by Imhilien reviews
*HGSS* A curious Hermione finds a way to see future visions of life with Harry or Ron. She didn't expect to see one with the dark Potions master... AU after 'Order of the Phoenix'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 156,800 - Reviews: 1670 - Favs: 1,399 - Follows: 1,046 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 7/12/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
House Of Flesh On Fire by FarDareisMai2 reviews
This is an AU/AH fic, inspired by some late night ficleting is that a word? over at the Sookieverse. Professor Northman teaches English at a distinguished liberal arts college. Sookie Stackhouse is an English major. Yeah, you know it's wrong.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 93,615 - Reviews: 2796 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Table For One by Lawn Girl reviews
Sookie is a waitress an at upscale restaurant. Eric is one of her regular customers, who barely talks to her. What happens when they slowly start to get to know each other? AH/AU Rated M for language and lemons!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 104,366 - Reviews: 1584 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Life: Version 2 by knowhere reviews
Literati. Life doesn’t always turn out like you expect. Jess and Rory meet as adults when their lives are at a transition period. Life, love, and everything else: Version 2.0. AU.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,717 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Jess M., Rory G. - Complete
First Blood And Then Some by EricTheNorthman reviews
Sookie meets Eric under different circumstances. She goes to work for Eric at Fangtasia before ever meeting him, although she previously knew Pam. Bill is in the picture but only as a friend.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,870 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Eric, Sookie
Hershey's Kisses by evenflo78 reviews
Is Sookie really the good girl everyone thinks she is? What if she has a bit of a wild side? A one- night stand leads to more than Sookie ever bargained for. All Human
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,643 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
I Don't Think That's Pumpkin Juice by rollergirl reviews
QUESTION: Why are Draco and Hermione kissing in front of the whole school? ANSWER: A lust potion! A creative look at a fun premise. DMHG, AU after HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 85,560 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Never Piss Off A HouseElf by lady-kyo reviews
HGxSS: a new take on the Marriage Law. The law is passed and Hermione uses the houseelf assigned to her to send for Ron. What happens when the elf makes the decisions for her and his former master, for their best interests?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 134,920 - Reviews: 1640 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Veela Inheritance Problems by Sakya reviews
The old pureblood families of the wizard world up hold many traditions and one of them is the engagement season where the families with veela ascendence can match their young. Nothing that Harry should worry about, right? Wrong Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,562 - Reviews: 2472 - Favs: 3,876 - Follows: 4,049 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Heart over Mind by Regann reviews
PART 27 ADDED, COMPLETE. Something odd about Hermione causes her to have unexpected reaction to a love potion. Only it's one which no one expected. How could a lack of reaction cause so much trouble? AU to Books 5 and 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 186,622 - Reviews: 3465 - Favs: 4,262 - Follows: 934 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 2/1/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Hello Again by citygrl reviews
PDLD Two friends meet only to get back together in the most surprising situation
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 125,480 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 4/21/2006 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Rory G., Finn - Complete
Most Eligible Bachelorette by xiao chan reviews
[FINISHED] Five years after they've broken up, Michael and Mia continue to stay single. Grandmere starts a romance reality TV show on Mia's behalf and Lilly signs Michael up for the same show. Will sparks fly...again?
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,064 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/16/2006 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Complete
Adhesion by HiddenAllusion reviews
HGSS Challenge response. A potions accident leaves our heros in a rather undesirable situation. AU since HBP. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,998 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/19/2005 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
My Knight in Shining Armor by xiao chan reviews
[FINISHED] AU: When Mia finds out she's a princess, she's introduced to her new bodyguard. What happens when sparks fly between the two of them? MM
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,009 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 4/29/2005 - Complete
The Eighteenth Chapter by Scatterheart reviews
UPDATED: Sec. 23, May 27. HG, SS. A series of harmless pranks on the Potions Professor makes Hermione develop a dangerous attraction for Snape. (How's that for a cruddy summary!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 23,765 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
A Pirate's Struggle by Jack-Sparrow-Lover reviews
CH. 19 UP! The sequel to "Pirate Meetings". Kaitlin Turner is grown up and Jack and his father return. Soon after, they must depart to survive. What will Kaitlin do to stay with the one she loves?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,958 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/15/2003 - Published: 10/4/2003
Meeting a Hero by Dawnie-7 reviews
What happens when Jack meets a girl who could possibly be his biggest fan?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,135 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 12/12/2003 - Published: 11/12/2003 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Meeting His Match by PineAppleLint reviews
Terrence Gallagher is a well respected female captain who is found without ship or crew. What happens when she literally runs into Captain Jack Sparrow? Chapter 30: And So it Begins. FINISHED.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 94,726 - Reviews: 1527 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/2/2003 - Published: 7/26/2003 - Complete
Lost by VenusDeMilo reviews
Hermione gets lost in the past and falls in love with Severus... Cliche, true... but still fun (Complete)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 94,477 - Reviews: 1798 - Favs: 1,785 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 4/15/2003 - Published: 2/13/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
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Youth Wasted On Young reviews
At the fall of Voldemort, his followers are returned to the age they were marked at. Will these new 7th years wreak havok on Hogwarts? Eventual SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,676 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Will Turner, Scourge of the Seven Seas reviews
[COMPLETE] Just a silly oneshot that popped into my head. Will stands pondering at the helm in the early hours.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/2/2005 - Complete
This Wasn't Supposed To Happen reviews
Our Commodore Norrington finds himself in a situation needing the help of a pirate captain, what shall she do with him? NOC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,216 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/25/2005 - Published: 10/23/2003
Akane Nibun No Ichi reviews
What if Akane and Ranma had their places reversed?
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,161 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/22/2004 - Published: 2/7/2004
Trip Through Time reviews
Author insert fic. Two girls get landed in the middle of Pirates and work their way from there.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,781 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/23/2004 - Published: 12/6/2003
Two Hearts at Sea reviews
WillJack All has returned to normal in Port Royal, but Will finds himslef longing for something more. Something out on the open ocean.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,052 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/21/2004 - Published: 1/16/2004
A Memory Lost reviews
PG-13 for later chapters. Sandra O'Reilly was aboard a ship when it was attacked by pirates, since then she has been unable to recover her memory. What happens when she meets up with one pirate captain?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,262 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/11/2004 - Published: 9/22/2003