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FLESH EATING CHICKENS!
well, now that I have your attention ^_^
I'm bored, I have no life and I'm not bothered to find any stories - so i'll do the next best thing... my BIO!
Before you read this, I will give you a fair warning that I am completely mad *men in white coats rush in* and, by the end of this, you probably will be too.
Name: *glares* Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Age: Erm... fourteen this July.
Weight: I honestly have no idea.
Height: Well... In centimeters I have no friggin idea, but at least I know I'm average in height for my age! ^_^
Hair: Blonde, straight, and reaching about half way down my back.
Skin Colour: I'm white, my skin is kind of an olive colour...
Nationality: Australian and proud of it!
Favourite Element: Water. I love swimming, surfing, driving boats, diving, you name it.
Favourite Weapons: Swords (katana mostly) Guns (snipper rifle, AK 47) and daggers!
If I had to be a mythical creature I'd be...: A mermaid. Breathing under water and being able to explore without a tank on your back would be awesome.
Craziest Thing I have ever done: That would have to be when I was twelve. A couple of my mates were staying at my house for a sleep over. We... erm... thought it would be funny to take a lighter and try and make a flame thrower with my deoderant can. Needless to say, it wasn't very successful, and we ended up with about 5 firemen and two very frantic and pissed off parents. I think this is a worthy enough stunt to say: "Don't try this at home."
-Dont drink and drive, smoke weed and fly!
-Dont play dumb with me, ill always win.
-If at first you dont succeed, skydiving is NOT for you.
-A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
-I used to have a handle on life, then it broke.
-Always remember your unique... Just like everybody else.
-Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
-I like work. It facinates me. I can sit and look at it forever.
-A decent pen: $2.99
-There are two ways to argue with a woman. Neither one works.
-I refuse to engage in an intellectual battle with an unarmed man.
-Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
-Lead me not to temptation; I can find it myself.
-All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
Favourite Colour: blue.
Favourite Animal: Ooh! I love all big cats. White tigers are my ABSOLUTE favourite, though. Hence why I have one in my story ^_^. Erm... ravens, snakes, huskies, horses, and killer whales. (wooh!)
Favourite Movies: Donnie Darko (best movie EVER!), SWAT, Pay Check, Men of Honour, the Matrix triology, lord of the rings triology, Chicago (Woo!), Pretty Women, The Day After Tomorrow, Van Helsing.
Favourite Actors: Orlando Bloom *drools* Richard Gere. NO, i don't fancy him, but he's handsome and he's a VERY good actor. So there.
Favourite Book: Harry Potter.
Sirius: *taps foot impatiently* when the hell is Prisoner of Azkaban coming out?
Severus: Ugh. Count yourself lucky. I mean, they got Alan Rickman to play me. *shudders* I am so much more handsome than him.
Me: Right... I think I need my pills.
Remus: God. They better get someone good to play me. If they get someone like Brad Pitt to play me then I quit! Or worse... Ben Affleck-
Sirius: God save us all.
Remus: They do that, and I'm torching Hogwarts.
Me: Yep. Definatly need my pills.
Favourite Sport: Basketball, horse riding, athletics.
Me: OI! GET OUT OF MY BIO!
Severus: *backs away* Er... don't know about you two but I value my life. I'm outta here.
Me: *Growls and pulls at hair* KILL ME NOW!