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Joined 03-11-13, id: 4592677, Profile Updated: 07-08-14
Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, Homestuck, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hi! I'm in way too many fandoms to count. I like many books (most of which you probably haven't heard) such as: Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Hunger Games, Divergent, the Mortal Instruments, Eragon, Tortall & Emelan, Graceling, Howl's Moving Castle (BOOK), and way too many more to list. I'm also in the internet fandoms Hetalia, Black Butler, Ouran High School Host Club, Blood Plus (this website will not let me put a plus sign wow), Sword Art Online, and Homestuck (Homestuck is literally the most insane fandom ever if you get confused easily don't even try). Yeah, that's really it.

I am very sorry about my update speed. I update at a leisurely pace because my stories aren't exactly in high demand. If you do like one of my in-progress stories and I don't update often, I am truly sorry. Shoot me a PM, maybe?

Anyway, I hope you like my stories! And constructive criticism is always welcome. Thanks for reviewing/visiting/reading!

Rebecca


My ships (if any of you were wondering):

Hetalia: USUK, Prumano, HongIce, DenNor, Giripan, Franada, SwissAus, GerIta, RoChu, LietPol, SuFin, Netherlands/Spain, Hungary/Romania

Homestuck: Davekat, DirkJake, EriSol, Cronkri, Tavris

Harry Potter: basically all the canon ships

Percy Jackson: Percabeth, CaLeo, Jasper, Frazel, PerNico (a bit)

Hunger Games: pretty much the canon ships but I still can't decide between Peeta or Gale sorry

The Mortal Instruments: WESSA, Malec, Sizzy, Clace, Jordan/Maia, Charlotte/Henry (cuties omg), Jessa (a bit)

Divergent: basically all the canon ships


DISCLAIMERS:

Seeing as this is a fanfiction website, most of the characters about which I write do not belong to me. There are a few original characters littered throughout my stories (Adalinda, Kendra, Dylan, Jack, Sean, etc.) whom I have created. Pretty much everyone else belongs to some other author or animator or illustrator or whoever. Not me; I just get credit for plotlines.

None of the covers for any of my stories belong to me! I did not make them!

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I Know Something You Don't by VeritaserumGirl reviews
George sighed in defeat and turned to look Liesel in the eye. "I know something you don't." Liesel grimaced. "Someone likes me?" she asked George. "Who? Who is he? Say his name," she demanded. "I'm tired of this game. It's been going on since my second year." George ran his fingers through his hair and grinned at her with amusement glinting in his eyes. "Fred." Fred/OC, Draco/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 228,455 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 8/17/2016 - Published: 12/11/2012 - [OC, Fred W.] Draco M., George W.
Hell Tattoos by SillyKwado reviews
Lukas Bondevik always wondered what kind of soulmate he'd end up with, especially since the first words his soulmate will say to him is "GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"... that probably meant nothing good. DenNor! Soulmate!AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 57 - Published: 6/27/2014 - [Norway, Denmark] - Complete
Matching Heart Beats by Merrywetherweather reviews
Karkat is an empath and Dave gets paired with him for a school project.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,308 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Dave S., Karkat V. - Complete
Flashing Lights by geneticallyTerminal
Jake is dragged to the school dance by his friends and he doubts he will have a good time. Then he meets the DJ and begins to enjoy the night a little more. Short one-shot, slight Dirk/Jake at the end.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,503 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
The Colour of Your Disdain The Colour of My Desire by DaisyRain reviews
Dave and Karkat: The only two idiots left who aren't involved in some sort of sloppy make-out session (yet)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/17/2013 - [Dave S., Karkat V.] [Kanaya M., Rose L.] - Complete
Bulletproof by rexlover180 reviews
Lovino just wanted a simple life. To take care of his brother and get through high school. Sadly, the world has other plans for him as he gets forced through what he thought was only just a fairytale. PruMano based on Beauty and the Beast.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,635 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 7/23/2013 - [S. Italy/Romano, Prussia] - Complete
The Only Exception by Mutant of Time reviews
"You weren't supposed to be the only exception. My walls were unbreakable..." Karkat finally accepts that Dave has made his way into his life, and if he can't change it, he might as well embrace it. Fluffy DaveKat because why not. Rated T for Karkat/Dave's swearing and fluff so sweet you'll get cavities. Inspired by the song "The Only Exception" by Broadway Karkat. Oneshot.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/30/2013 - [Dave S., Karkat V.] - Complete
House of Wolves by mugiwaragrl reviews
Based on the song by My Chemical Romance. AU. Lovino runs away from the horrible consequences that this kind of love brings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain, Prussia, Ancient Rome - Complete
Service With a Smile by newts reviews
Karkat is a loner college kid finding solace in a coffee shop when he is verbally attacked by a blond hipster. With no one to rant to about the incident, he turns to his best friend-who just happens to be an internet anon. /complete
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,142 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Dave S., Karkat V. - Complete
I Show Not Your Face by Car reviews
Pottertalia AU. Arthur shook his head, stepping forward and standing up on his tip toes to read the inscription etched into the frame. "Erised stra ehru oyt ube cafru oyt on wohsi," he expertly read. "I show not your face but your heart's desire. The Mirror of Erised..."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,260 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 69 - Published: 3/15/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Thoughts in the Dark by Somnium Lacertae reviews
*Karkat/Dave* fluff. Dave wanders in the kitchen at night and finds Karkat sleeping at the table.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,702 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Karkat V., Dave S. - Complete
Christmas Time by obsessedStuck reviews
Dave is bored and drags Karkat away only to disappear later to practice for a little gift.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,227 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Karkat V., Dave S. - Complete
In Doom There Is Hope by obsessedStuck reviews
Sollux has been travelling dream bubbles for quite a while now but there is one troll he hasn't met yet during the course of his journey.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Eridan A., Sollux C. - Complete
Tide of Betrayal by Luxio Nyx reviews
After he and his brother are captured by a ruthless pirate captain, Alfred Jones is forced to go undercover on a rival pirate ship to save his brother. His mission: to kill Captain Arthur Kirkland. Pirate!USUK, summary is fail
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,932 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Cerulean by EverythingIsMagic reviews
Arthur is spending a normal summer in Cape Cod, when he encounters the extraordinary in the form of an enthusiastic young merman named Alfred. Over one summer, they'll fall in love. Over one summer, their lives will change forever. AmericaxEngland AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,677 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 3/24/2010 - England/Britain, America
The Gentleman and The Hero by Teenage Mouse reviews
World Academy students have been paired up for an anonymous email exchange program, so they can talk to someone about school and personal problems in private. These are the emails of two students nicknamed 'The Gentleman' and 'The Hero'. Gakuen AU, email.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,732 - Reviews: 1178 - Favs: 1,692 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Our Time and Blood by obsessedStuck reviews
In a different time and a different world, a human and a troll have a strange love and with any love there is sure to be troubles down the road.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Karkat V., Dave S. - Complete
Siren by White Mizerable reviews
Captain Kirkland had heard all the stories, but he never expected to have to deal with the real thing. Reality is much different than what he had imagined. Rated for dark themes- cannibalism but not really , death, etc.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,265 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/27/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Night of Knights by obsessedStuck reviews
Karkat wanders around the veil and runs into Dave. Drabble. T cause Karkat
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Dave S., Karkat V. - Complete
The Color Red by Drosselmeyer's Ancestor reviews
It's not easy being different. It's not easy anywhere. Dave/Karkat, redrom
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,430 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Dave S., Karkat V. - Complete
Reconstruction by White Mizerable reviews
In the traditions of the Kingdom of Spades, the Crown Prince is to be married on his twentieth birthday to whichever young lady he wants. Unfortunately, Prince Alfred is having a little trouble with that. Cards AU. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,644 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Chopsticks by shounenhair reviews
Twilight Parody. Hong Kong moves to daddy England in the little town of Forks. There he meets a cute pale boy, Iceland, and they can't help but... fall in love? But there's something off about Iceland... and his family of blonde pale hotties. HK/Ice main.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,264 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Hong Kong, Iceland - Complete
Coffeehouse Dates by crimson-obsidian-rose reviews
When Francis happens upon a small coffeeshop in the middle of town, and starts to have feelings for the young poet regular, are things going to work out in his favor? France/Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,300 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/30/2011 - France, Canada - Complete
The Walk by crimson-obsidian-rose reviews
Kiku never thought he could love anything but his tablet, and the heroine of whatever eroge he was playing, but then he met the hunky gorgeous art museum employee. Greece/Japan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Greece, Japan - Complete
Always Comes by EverythingIsMagic reviews
Seeking knowledge on the Silk Road, Heracles is stranded in a strange land. His savior comes first in the form of a mysterious fox, then in the form of Kiku, a shy young man. But neither the fox nor Kiku are exactly what they seem. GreecexJapan AU 1shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,654 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Greece, Japan - Complete
The Language Of Love And The Language Of Roses by Measured reviews
France wasn't in love. He assured himself that this was not, in fact the case. On denial, pining, misunderstandings, and France learning the meaning of the word 'lovesick'. France/Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,901 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/5/2010 - France, Canada - Complete
Thanks for the Pranks by Car reviews
Due to the overwhelming maturity of both nations, America and England find themselves in a different kind of war than they are used to...A prank war! Who will get the last laugh? "Mark my words, old man, this is war." "Bring it on, brat. Bring it on."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,335 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Almost Lover by freakanature06 reviews
Gilbert is in love with his best friend Romano. But he's sure that the Italian doesn't feel the same for him. Or does he? Short songfic. PruMano Rating just in case.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,873 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Prussia, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Cardinal Directions by Chainlinks reviews
After a blind date gone awry, Prussia and Romano decide to team up to break up Germany and Veneziano. Needless to say, things don't quite go exactly as planned. Germany/North Italy, Prussia/Romano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,562 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - S. Italy/Romano, Prussia - Complete
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Cooler than Me reviews
Karkat is (involuntarily) attending a massive party to celebrate the ending of that hellish game, when Dave decides he's going to drag the grumpy troll up to the karaoke machine and sing a duet. (post-Sburb!AU, Davekat oneshot. story is better than summary, promise)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/11/2014 - [Karkat V., Dave S.] - Complete
Skater Boy reviews
"He was a skater boy, he said 'see ya later, boy,' he wasn't good enough for him. Now he's a superstar, slammin' on his guitar. Does your pretty face see what he's worth?" (songfic for Avril Lavigne's "Sk8er Boi") (USUK, unrequited/fruitless FrUK)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2014 - [America, England/Britain] France - Complete
Confessions of a Parselmouth reviews
You might have heard about the Chamber of Secrets. Well, I can assure you, almost everything you've heard about it is wrong. Salazar Slytherin was a liar—he wasn't a Parselmouth. I am. He forced me to create it. I, Adalinda Mea Slytherin, created the Chamber of Secrets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,034 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Salazar S., OC
Froggy Memories reviews
England recalls a horrifically froggy event that he wished had never happened. (summary sucks. just a funny little oneshot) (bit of FrUK, some USUK)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 7/6/2014 - England/Britain, America, France - Complete
Accidental Confessions reviews
England receives a worrying phone call during America's infamously excessive birthday party and visits his house the next day to make sure America is all right. He ends up finding out more than he reckoned. (summary sucks, sorry about that. little fic I wrote for America's birthday)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/4/2014 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Truth or Dare reviews
"Hey Lovi," Antonio called, startling Lovino, who had thought he wasn't playing. "Truth or dare?" — Moral of the story: do not, I repeat, do NOT, play Truth or Dare with the Bad Touch Trio, under ANY circumstances.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/27/2014 - [S. Italy/Romano, Prussia] France, Spain - Complete
Drawing from a Hat reviews
The human/countries gather at Alfred's house for a party, not knowing about the little surprise Alfred has set up for them. (Lots and lots of ships!) (summary is really bad sorry)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 4/13/2014 - [England/Britain, America] [N. Italy, Germany]
Advice reviews
Canada visits France's house to ask for romantic advice, France is crestfallen. He also has absolutely no idea who the advice is for. (the story is way better than the summary I promise)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/11/2014 - [France, Canada] - Complete
Scars and All reviews
Romano goes to the Germany brothers' house in search of Veneziano, but instead finds something he could have never guessed. (short Prumano oneshot, a bit of fluff at the end. T because of self-harm and Romano's foul mouth) (story is much better than horrible summary)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/31/2014 - [S. Italy/Romano, Prussia] - Complete
Captain America and the Pirate reviews
America attends France's Halloween party expecting nothing interesting to occur. But what will happen when he spies a certain country in a rather realistic pirate costume and decides to have a little fun?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/17/2014 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
A Pirate's Life for Me reviews
Kendra Cayden has always been drawn to the sea. She'd do anything to be near it; even force her way onto a pirate ship captained by the most infamous pirate to sail the British Isles.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2014 - England/Britain, Wales, OC
Improvising reviews
In which Karkat Vantas, the loner, gets paired up with the most popular boy in school, Dave Strider, in their drama class. Davekat Humanstuck high school AU. Rated T because Karkat
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/17/2014 - [Karkat V., Dave S.] - Complete