Poll: So, I want to make a Naruto/Elderscrolls crossover. Which daedric prince should I focus on. Vote Now!
Why am I answering these questions?: No f*cking idea.
Profile Notice: With any story I end up writing, ignore cannon events after the Juubi turns into a F*CKING TREE, or sometimes after Pein's Invasion of Konoha. One spot where I thought canon should have changed, and the other spot where I just stopped caring. Try and guess which's which.
Firstly, because Minato, as far as we know was an orphan, and a rare case of a child from a civilian family becoming a good shinobi.
Secondly, the Uzumaki are practically royalty. They had their own village and Country.
Now which stands higher? Orphan or Royalty?
Combining clan names in Japan is a major offense to ones family. It tells them that you don't think their heritage is good enough on its on.
The surname Uzumaki-Namikaze would never be allowed to happen. For neither the children nor the parents.
Going along with that, if Naruto at the end of Cannon, should go by a surname, it should be Hyuuga.
Considering Naruto doesn't have any of the known genetic traits that any Uzumaki would have, and the fact that the Hyuuga's are a form of royalty amongst Konoha's Clans, would mean that Naruto would be brought into Hinata's clan.
The name Namikaze-Uzumaki-Hyuuga is not only extremely stupid, it's also extremely disrespectful.
Boruto & Himawari are apparently genetically defective. There is no trace of Uzumaki genetics in either & the Byakugan, which is shown to surface in all Hyuuga doesn't appear at all.
The Sage of Six Paths created the moon to hold the Juubi's body. But Kayuga & her clan lived on the moon before she came down to Earth. But there was no moon... What???
The Sage of Six Paths told us that he merely helped the people of Earth use the energies that they already had. But Kayuga said that Chakra came from her, because she ate the forbidden fruit of the Shinju... What???
The Land of Whirlpools is located off of the South-Eastern coast of the Land of Fire. Both armies from Kumo & Iwa would have needed to go straight through the majority of the Land of Fire to even get close. The warships from Kiri would have had to travel near the coast to even try and reach Uzushio. Is Konoha really that terrible at watching their own borders or did they let their long-time allies get destroyed?
Akatsuki made pairings of two S-Ranked shinobi to take on the Bijuu. The Third Raikage (Z) was able to fight to a stand-still with the Hachibi (8 Tails) by himself. Sakura (whose never been higher then a B-Ranked shinobi) with help of an old lady, managed to kill Suna's greatest puppeteer ever.
Does that mean the S-Ranked shinobi are weaker then we thought or are the Bijuu weaker then we thought? If that's true what was the point in making Jinchuriki? The villages could just sent a group of chunin to deal with it apparently...
If you review any story I may write trying to tell me something is wrong "according to" Fairy Tail Dragon Slayer's Naruto The Stat Sheets, I will politely say thank you for the info, but remember; It's fanfiction, Canon rules don't need to apply.
Uzumaki-Namikaze, ugh... I hate that name.
I don't mind Minato, actually I like him as a character. I just think he's an idiot. I have many favorite fics that show Minato as a good father. I also, like a few fics when he's a complete and utter bastard. I can go either way with him really.
Kushina, I can't ever see as "evil". Why would she hate her own son for something that she herself went through.
So, Naruto Uzumaki (the Shinobi who never breaks a promise) actually broke a promise. I know it's one of the movies, but it's still a promise that he made.
The question is, did Naruto give Shion a child? Probably not...
Favorite Pairings? Anything but Yaoi or Sakura. Yes even Hinata.
It is genetically impossible for Naruto to have no physical traits from his mother. Especially the Uzumaki red hair. Red hair is a dominant gene to blond hair.
Did you know that The Last had a light novel released? And in that novel, it mentions an artificial atmosphere created by kayuga's clan on the moon? Which is why Naruto can breath in space.
So no. Shinobi can NOT survive in the vacuum of space.
Throughout the entire series the history of the Bijuu has changed. First they were demons, then mass constructs of anger & hatred, then chakra constructs born from a primordial god, fragments of the Shinju, and the last page of chapter 700 goes back to calling Kurama a "Fox Spirit".
MAKE UP YOUR F*CKING MIND! Jeez...
My biggest pet peeve on this site is a rather simple one. Use the CORRECT character tags. If your story stars a female Naruto, use the Naruko tag.