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Author has written 4 stories for Warriors, and Soul Eater.

I love Warriors, Seekers, and animals!!!! I wanna be FBI agent when i get older!!!! YAY!!!! FBI AGENTS!!! BTW: I have another account because I lost this one's password for a little while. It's under the name of AlphaFemale101!! Go check it out pleaaseeeeeee lol ;P Thanks Y'all!!

Girl Comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number?

Girl: It's in the phone book

Guy: But I don't know your name

Girl: That's in the phone book too

Guy: I know how to please a woman

Girl: Then please leave me alone

Guy: I can tell you want me

Girl: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave

Guy: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous

Girl: Would that be under your McLame Burger

Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven

Girl: Not nearly as bad as when you fell on planet rejection

Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again

Girl: No, but time just be sure to keep walking

Man: If we were the last people on Earth, then will you be mine?

Woman: If we were the last people on Earth, you would be dead by now.

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Fairy Tail GO! by mushi0131 reviews
While playing 'Pokémon GO', Lucy accidentally put herself in harm's way. Luckily a pink haired boy saved her just in the nick of time. A 'thank you' lunch helped spark their new friendship, but Lucy didn't realize the new boy she befriended had a complex past full of dark secrets. Fortunately for him, Lucy won't be scared away so easily. Modern High School AU. Angst/Drama/Fluff
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 364,949 - Reviews: 1781 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 7/12/2016 - [Natsu D., Lucy H.]
FairyTail Soccer by MayraLilacBunny reviews
Lucy has had anger issues ever since her mother's death, but just like her mother she's grown to love reading and writing. When Lucy does get angry she goes onto the field to practice her favorite sport, Soccer, but when she get's expelled from Magnolia TECH and transfers to FairyTail High for...reasons...she learns to control her anger and focus on the game and people around her.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,393 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 12/30/2016 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.]
Fiore Academy (School of Brats and Jerks) by blue02eclipse reviews
Lucy Heartfilia was sent to secretly managed their school-the famous Fiore Academy, in exchange for having her freedom. As Lucy with her friends, left to attend this new school, they surely didn't expect to have their first day of school to go downhill rather quickly as they suddenly became the new sworn enemies of none other than the famous kings whose ruling the academy! Crap.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,521 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 6/2/2016 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.] [Erza S., Jellal F./Siegrain]
Already Yours by CelestialRevenge reviews
Choosing between a childhood friend or the transfer student isn't easy, each one of them hiding dark secrets behind their backs. However, when Lucy first gazed into those deep, onyx eyes of his, she realized. Despite all their differences and their tragedies, fate has a twisted, cruel story planned out. And Lucy knew from that moment— that she was already his. Already yours, Natsu.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,874 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 12/3/2016 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.]
Decisions, Decisions by Hawkllama reviews
Maka Albarn is the new girl at DWMA highschool. At the school there is Kid who is VERY handsome. He is a model student, popular, good-looking, the works. But there is also Soul Evans, who appeals to Maka's not-so-goody-two-shoes side. Both seem to have a thing for this new girl, but who will she choose? The school principal's son, or the disowned white haired boy? SoMa!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 62,776 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 11/14/2015 - Published: 8/7/2013 - [Maka A., Soul Eater] Death The Kid - Complete
Of Lies, Crimes, and Alibis by tsuyaha reviews
Mafia AU. On a mission to find her father, who had disappeared for weeks after dealing with a mafia gang, Maka Albarn accidentally gets herself entangled with the most powerful mob boss in all of Death City: Soul Eater Evans. SoulxMaka, rated T for violence and language.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,248 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Dragon by Odat reviews
Maka is sacrificed to the dragon Soul Eater.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,503 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 1,602 - Updated: 7/10/2015 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Blood Red Silver by CuteCat213 reviews
Maka and Crona were doing just FINE. Sure they sported more bruises than not, and had to do things that made their skin crawl, but they knew how to deal with their parents. Now, parents arrested, stolen from their house, and taken in by the very school that did it, they're desperate to keep their heads above water. Then she meets HIM. AU, SoMa.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 91,754 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 6/19/2015 - Published: 1/30/2014 - [Maka A., Soul Eater]
Odds and Ends by Oceanwind reviews
Maka and Kid are paired together on a rather peculiar extra credit project, given to them by Stein of course. So ensues a wacky, far fetched adventure that leaves both of our heroes a bit at their wit's ends. With tensions rising, will the two be able to resist the curse of teenage hormones?And why can't she think straight when he stands there next to her? There goes her 'vacation'
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,433 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 4/27/2015 - Published: 5/23/2013 - [Death The Kid, Maka A.] - Complete
Unexpected Danger by caitlinpund reviews
A seemingly harmless mission for the gang ends in Maka being severely hurt. Maka pulls through, but wakes up acting strangely. Crona, Kid and Soul go through an emotional roller coaster figuring out their love for her while trying to keep their jealousy at bay. But who will save Maka from the evil witch that steals her away from them to use for her twisted experiments?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,014 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/8/2015 - Published: 1/24/2014 - Crona, Death The Kid, Maka A., Soul Eater
Soul Searching by Psycho-Stories-Unlimited reviews
"How can I fight anymore?" *silence* "HOW CAN I FIGHT WHEN SHE'S-" (Soul POV) "What good are you now little weapon?" Hisses the monster in his head, "But perhaps we can make a deal..." (Action, adventure and mystery, Oh My.)
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,894 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Let My Love Warm You Up by Soul-Eater-Lover17 reviews
She is a loner, He is a heartbeaker. She is bullied, He is famous. She get raped, He get a new girl every night. But Both Needs Each Other. What happens when they are entwined into a spiral of Love, Pain, Tears, Lust, And Death?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,651 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Stronger by Ozora-Chan reviews
Maka and Tsubaki are bullied that they aren't strong enough to be with Soul, Black*Star and Kid. So that they won't be a nuisance, they left and join Kami-Sama. And since the two girls don't really match each-other's wavelengths, they join Kami-Sama's sons.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,048 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Black Star, Death The Kid, Maka A., Tsubaki N.
What Is Sanity? by Qbb reviews
When Soul is sent away to a mental institution, he meets several kids who make him question his sanity. One girl in particular gains his trust due to her mesmerizing green eyes, innocence, and familiarity. As he aids her with her recovery, will she be able to help Soul's scars come to light?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,019 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Black Star, Justin Law, Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
What happens now? by musical prodagy22 reviews
After seeing something she can never unseen Maka rushes out of Death City. A year later she returns with a new attitide, a new style, new technices, and a new partner. Why is she back and who is her mysterious new weapon? Will she even remeber the things that happened? Almost everyones Pov
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,579 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 8/30/2013 - [Maka A., Death The Kid] Soul Eater, OC
Squirrelflight and Brambleclaw: Everybody's Fool by SkysongAngelUsedToBeAWarriors reviews
ONESHOT. Angsty little songfic I made up. WARNING: Major spoilers for Long Shadows and Sunset. And no, I don't hate Squirrel/Bramble. I'm just telling it as it is. I actully like that pairing but I wanted to try an angsty oneshot, so... here we are. P XD
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Squirrelflight, Bramblestar - Complete
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Firepaw's Testers reviews
Firepaw was born in Thunderclan by Goldenflower and Tigerclaw. He's the popular guy. Sandstorm even likes him. Ravenpaw is a Medicine cat apprentice. Then Firepaw is saved by two kittypets who soon join Thunderclan... He doesn't like that. What happens when Firepaw is forced to stay in close quarters with them. Will he start to like them... or will all H311 break loose?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,462 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/3/2015 - Published: 3/19/2013
Black Blood Makes Me Crazy reviews
It's been 2 years since Maka defeated the Kishin and her mom's come and gone. What happens when she sinks into depression and a new witch pops up into the scene and changes her? And now Soul is becoming more aware of some things hidden. Black blood is going to have a ball, and the little demon inside Soul switches hosts. Rated T for some scenes. Nothing to bad/graphic ;P SRRY!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Little Demon, Maka A., Soul Eater, OC
Island of Kishins reviews
Maka is the leader of the Kishin Gang, Luke is a ex-rich homeless boy trying to get away from his crazy past, Soul is Maka's BF, Blackstar's Maka's brotherly assassin, Crona is the poor soul, Kid is Maka's gunman, Liz and Patty are Kid's sisters, Tsubaki is Maka's good side, and Blair is the Russian Blue cat. What happens when Luke is dumped on their Turf in the middle of nowhere?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,690 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Black Star, Death The Kid, Maka A., Soul Eater
Where do their Loyalties lie? reviews
Squirrelflight almost died. Brambleclaw is torn between loyalties. Ashfur is stepping in. What's going to happen when Hawkfrost's true-identity is revealed? CAUTION! Contains SPOILERS!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,002 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Squirrelflight, Ashfur - Complete