Author has written 4 stories for Warriors, and Soul Eater.
I love Warriors, Seekers, and animals!!!! I wanna be FBI agent when i get older!!!! YAY!!!! FBI AGENTS!!!
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Girl: It's in the phone book
Guy: But I don't know your name
Girl: That's in the phone book too
Guy: I know how to please a woman
Girl: Then please leave me alone
Guy: I can tell you want me
Girl: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave
Guy: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous
Girl: Would that be under your McLame Burger
Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven
Girl: Not nearly as bad as when you fell on planet rejection
Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again
Girl: No, but sure...next time just be sure to keep walking
Man: If we were the last people on Earth, then will you be mine?
Woman: If we were the last people on Earth, you would be dead by now.
Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!
Courtesy of maddogjean1!!!
Unsafe External Link