Author has written 22 stories for Inuyasha, and Naruto.
my name: GaaraLove4-ever
my gender: Girl
my birthday: February 14
I am a proud Christian and a believer of Jesus Christ, if anyone has questions I would be glad to chat with you about it, just PM me about it,
anime I watch:
Oraun Host club,
My favorite parings are:
Sasuke/Sakura (my OTP)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love music! pop, emo pop, some Gothic, country, Celtic, are all musics that I love!
I love anime! they are all awesome! but I only watch them in Japanese, its so much better that way!
I love to read! some of my favorite books are:
The Princess Academy,
all of the Childhood Of Famous Americans books,
all of the Laura Ingalls Wilder books,
all of the Beverly Cleary books,
the White Giraffe,
The Last Leopard.
The Kane Chronicles
The Percy Jackson books,
Half Upon A Time
All the dear america books,
So those are some of my favorite books,
some of my favorite movie/ TV show quotes are:
''Your problem west, is you shoot first, shoot later, shoot some more, then when everybody's dead you try to ask one or two questions'
''There is two things I'm good at! Kickin butt and eating cookies, and we're all outta cookies!'' (Jessie)
If you have a request for a story you want me to write, in one of my current fandoms plz tell me and I will do it.
P.S my profile is very very long I know, but plz read all of it, there is some really good stuff! :)
stuff I stoled (stol-ed) from other people if one of these is yours I meant no harm and just thought is was amazing
Without GOD, our days of the week would be named:
I am not ashamed of God!
If you have a little voice inside your head that talks to you constantly and won't shut up, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hear the characters from Naruto in your head, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one is watching, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.
If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! (I thought we'd already established that.)
If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you just had an argument with yourself about that and LOST, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. (Again, already said so.)
If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hated copy-and-paste-its but now have an obsession with them, copy and paste this on your profile!
Crazy is staying up all night just to finish watching a series you love. Crazy is wanting to go do some stupid stunt with your friends that you know will probably wind you up in a hospital. Crazy is laughing for no reason in the middle of class. Crazy is going on and on about yaoi just because you can. Crazy is not knowing whether or not you're in love. Crazy is wishing you could create a portal to the cartoon world so that you could bring back a few- at least- to marry. Crazy is making your boyfriend be your yaoi lover, even if you are a girl. Crazy is yelling at inatimate objects because you think they hate you. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list
Anime is Life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at a character who can't hear you, put this on your profile.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me.
I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.
One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
So... what you're saying is, I should cancel my plans to invade China.
Smile. It confuses people.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
A Day without sunshine is like...night
I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit.
How is it possible to have a civil war?
Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.
People say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the gun helps, cuz if you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think too many people would die.
In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat.
Even if the voices aren't real they have some good ideas.
There are few problems that can not be solved with large amounts of explosives.
Boys don't fall for me; I trip them.
I'm not crazy. I'm psychotic. There's a difference.
There's nothing that can't be fixed by:
A) duct tape
B) chocolate or
C) running it over. I prefer option C.
I admit I'm insane, but at least I'm at a normal level.
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
Keep your mouth shut and people will think you're stupid;
- I'm the kind of person who laughs at a joke three times. Once when it's said, once when it's explained to me, once five minutes later when I finally get it.
Do not disturb I’m disturbed enough already.
Some say the glass is half-full, others say it's half-empty, all I want to know is who the heck is drinking my water!
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel . . . of course it's usually the oncoming train
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it
Laugh too loud, when eople look at you laugh louder,
I'm just sitting on the corner of awesome and bombdiggity,
Before you insult someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you insult them, you'll be a mile away, and have their shoes.
Always be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn!
Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.
"Did you just fall?"
"No. I attacked the floor."
"I'm freaking talented!"
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
Why America has some Issues (I live here and all...but you gotta admit, these are funny)
1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'
10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.
95 of all teens would go into a panic if the Jonas brothers were on a 100 foot building about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are one of the 5 who brought popcorn and invited friends
90 of teens would freak out if Hannah Montana was standing on the edge of a building. Copy and paste if you are the 10 yelling, "Jump! Jump!"
Once a King or Queen of Narnia, always a King or Queen of Narnia. (I LOVE this saying!)
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.
life is too short
I AM NOT A PERFECT GIRL
life is handed to you every day,
no one said life was easy
when you have skittles
figure out who they are, then do it on purpose.
copy this if you're against racism...
A black man walked in a coffee shop when a white man glanced up and said
"Colored people aren't allowed here."
The man looked at him and said."
"When I was born I was black."
"when I'm sick I'm black."
"When I grew up I'm black."
"When I'm sunburned I'm black."
"When I die I'm black."
"But you sir are born pink."
"When you're sick you're green."
"When you grew up you're white."
"when you're sunburned, you're red."
"When you die you turn blue...and you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man sat down and the white man left.
To Every Girl:
Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, then say in 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?' style if that is "their final answer."
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."
'Never Argue With a Woman'
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am.What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?').
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'
'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.
For all I know you could startat any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.
I Am Not That Girl:
I am not that girl,
The one that is super popular.
The one that is rich.
The one that will lie to get her way.
The one that doesn't care about your feelings.
The one that has a new boyfriend every week.
The one that hates life because she wears size two jeans.
The one that would cry over a boy.
The one that will give up because she broke a nail.
The one that started wearing make-up at nine years old.
I am that girl,
The one who likes books.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy.
The one who reads and writes to escape.
The one who just wants to help.
The one that just wants to make a difference.
The one that doesn't look at race or sexuality.
The one that cries when she feels alone or helpless; it only shows that she's strong.
The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say.
The one that refuses to believe that this is it.
The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns... They taste good.
The one that people like because she's crazy.
The one that will do anything to make people feel better.
The one who won't give in.
The one who won't give up.
Re-post this if you are original and unique, and want to announce it to the world!
GAARA RULES ALL!!!
Getting high meant swinging at a playground
The worst thing you could get from a boy was cooties
Mom was your hero
And your Dad was the boy you were going to marry?
When your worst enemies were your siblings
And race issues were about who ran the fastest?
When War was a card game
And life was simple and care free?
Remember when all you wanted to do was Grow up?
Normal people: Don't believe in demons, there's no way they exist.
Inuyasha Fans: Believe in them because they are in human form like Sexy Sesshomaru-sama!
Normal people: Don't believe in time travel.
Inuyasha Fans: Shove those people down the bone eaters well.
Normal people: Throw away a rusty old sword.
Inuyasha Fans: Keep it! It could be Tetsusaiga! (Then Inuyasha'll come and get it
Normal people: Wouldn't take the risk if it meant endangering themselves.
Inuyasha Fans: Go for it! Inuyasha'll protect us! (Or Sesshomaru if you're a friend of Rin)
Normal people: Don't care about the moon.
Inuyasha Fans: Obsess over the moon. It's Inuyasha's time of the month (Well that sounded wrong :P )
Normal people: Think animal parts on humans are freaky.
Inuyasha Fans: Love animalistic features! Ears for Inuyasha! Tails for Sesshomaru and Koga! Fangs for all and claws for all! And Fox feet for Shippo-chan!
Normal people: Call Inuyasha a childish cartoon.
Inuyasha Fans: Instantly duck and cover as the demons take revenge... then join in. Or Even better, become assassins for those who dare to call it a cartoon!
Normal people: Don't realize what the drop in temperature means.
Inuyasha Fans: Know that Kikyo is lurking about eating souls of innocent women. (Zombie woman! Run for your lives! AHHHH!)
Normal people: Say that money is power.
Inuyasha Fans: Wave the Sacred jewel around and wish for more than that. (Maybe a boy character or two...)
Normal people: Hit the person who just groped them and think they are sick.
Inuyasha Fans: Know that it's only Miroku's incarnation or one of his lectures decendants... (Then hit them anyway)
Normal people: Don't think a boomarang could be a weapon.
Inuyasha Fans: Introduce the non believers to Sango in a rage.
Normal people: Think long haired boys are girly.
Inuyasha Fans: Wouldn't ever cut a teenager boy's hair if he looked like one of the hotties!
Normal people: Wouldn't know why the wind suddenly blew them over.
Inuyasha Fans: Know it's Kagura having a hissy fit when someone flirts with Sesshomaru.
Normal people: Would suddenly find themselves knocked out when they flirted with Kagome.
Inuyasha Fans: Would know better and would stay away from 'The hanyou's girl' on pain of death and a lot of Inuyasha beatings for being too close to his koishii.
Normal people: Wouldn't copy and paste this because they wouldn't know what the hell this was about because they are NORMAL!!
Inuyasha Fans: Would instantly copy and paste this to show the world how proud they are to be Inuyasha fans and would recommend it to all their friends! We Love it!
Anyway, , copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list! Followers: purduepup, nightfalcon222, Daichilover, xbeautyxxisxxlifex, GoldenRose88, Kagome39, FluffyHanyouEars, Rabbitlady652.
If you are anti kikyouXinuyasha fan and wish kikyou would just die already copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you support inuyashaXkagome copy and place this onto your profile
Is it just me or is Gaara really hot? If you think he is copy this and put it into your profile and add your name to the list. UNITE GAARA LOVERS!! LoveShinobi4eva, Silver Element, BlueSkyHeaven, Ketsueki Senshoku, Gaara's Pyro RACCOON, Gaarasminestayaway, .Faking.This.Smile, Lilly, Jay Jay, StormofSilver, Love of Midoriko, Panda-Chan21, Bethany SakuraxxNaruto, hayhayhiltz, Akasuna no Akane, Gothicself, rabbitfan256,GaaraLove4-ever,
Mommy, I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.
You know what Mommy I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!
Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile.
Please read this. It might not make since at first about what it's about, but it will at the end.
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun
he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy
I always have I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)
If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.
I SUPPORT THE KITTY Copy the kitty onto your profile. She wants to rule the world! She's so innocent, except when she has someone whacked.
If you think Ichigo&Ryou make the cutest couple, copy&paste this to your profile.
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If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
My best friend is insane. If you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!
No more shall we tolerate flamers that flame for stupid reasons such as for pairings, who wrote the story, and just because they can!
Copy and paste this into your profile if you want to join the organization called "Stop Flamers Now"
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it,copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, please copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end,reading numerous fanfictions,copy and paste this onto your profile,and add your name to this list:danyan,StarDragon411,MysticKatt,TrueThinker,Softballgirl9411,Witchdoctor42,crocgirl2815,mewmewice,MewCuxie12,platinumstrawberry56, Smurf2005,rabbitfan256,GaaraLove4-ever
If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks),copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile,
If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile.
If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN GIRL RUN!'
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FREAKING AWESOME! WE ARE SO DOING THAT AGAIN NEXT WEEKEND!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to bury the body of the person that made you cry.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Are shy around your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: Will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine
FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you
BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the Hell out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you
FRIENDS: Comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: Go over to his house and kick his butt
FRIENDS: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour
BEST FRIENDS: Will call you at two in the morning
FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things
BEST FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things 'alone'.
FRIENDS: Will knock and ask if you're home.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go into your house and make themselves at home whether or not your actually there.
FRIENDS: Will not try anything that will embarrass you while near your crush.
BEST FRIENDS: Will cackle evilly and try to push you 'by accident' into him while standing next to him.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would cry at the friendship song at graduation.
BEST FRIENDS: Wouldn't cause you know you'll always be together.
FRIENDS: Would clap while you dance the Thriller in the middle of a party by yourself.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be right behind you singing along.
FRIENDS: Would tell you not to go bungy jumping.
BEST FRIENDS: Would ask you "Are you ready yet?!"
FRIENDS: Would call you weird for thinking magic is real.
BEST FRIENDS: Would say, "Let's go visit Hogwarts and Narnia again."
FRIENDS: Would lie to you about a haircut.
BEST FRIENDS: Would break into your house in the middle of the night and try to fix it.
FRIENDS: Would ask you what your political party is.
BEST FRIENDS: Would tell you to make up your own.
FRIENDS: Would say the guys a jerk for breaking up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Would sneak into his house and dye his hair pink.
FRIENDS: Would complain about how boring classes are.
BEST FRIENDS: Would plan with you about throwing stinkbombs through the teacher's living room window.
FRIENDS: Would call you crazy for wanting to steal a school bus.
BEST FRIENDS: Are already in the bus with you driving to New York with your pet monkey.
FRIENDS: Think you're crazy for saying you have a unicorn named Archemedes that lives under your bed and chill at the same time with his penguin stalker Armando.
BEST FRIENDS: Have their own unicorns and other things that come over for sleep overs and to plot to rule the world.
FRIENDS: Borrow your things for a couple of days and then return it.
BEST FRIENDS: Borrow your things for so long that they forget it's yours.
FRIENDS: will help you find your way when you're lost.
FRIENDS: will help you learn to drive.
FRIENDS: will watch your pets when you go away.
FRIENDS: will go to a concert with you.
FRIENDS: let you make an idiot of yourself in public.
FRIENDS: hide you from the cops.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this stuff!!!
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.
Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and is in love/obsessed with anime characters, she loves doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with FanFiction, who can express herself better with words than anything else, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If your obsessed with FanFiction, copy this on your profile.
If your profile is way too long, copy this and make it longer.
If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember what you were talking about in the first place, copy this onto your profile.
That girl you just called fat? She’s overdosing on diet pills.
That girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on makeup just so people may like her.
That boy you just tripped? He gets abused enough at home.
That girl you just called a slut? she was rapped at age 14.
Remember the man with the ugly scars? He fought for our country.
Remember that woman with the distorted face? She was in a gas explosion.
People don’t have to hurt. Copy and paste if you are against bullying.
Copy and paste if...
If you continue to only fall in love with fictional boys, copy and paste this into your profile.
If Fanfiction is to you what Facebook is to other people.
If you love the fact that your birthday is on the same day as someone you actually like.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book/movie/TV show/anime and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb.
You say English, we say Japanese
You say cats, we say Nyan Cat
You say Justin Bieber, we say Vocaloid
You say swords, we say Bleach
You say reality, we say anime
You say comics, we say manga
You say countries, we say Hetalia
You say hello, we say konichiwa
You learn Japanese from classes, we learn from shows
You cry if a character dies, we have a rainbow of emotions
You only feel what your favorite person feels, we feel what everyone else is feeling
You crush on pop stars, we crush on anime characters
You think we're crazy, but we think we're just normal
You say souls, we say Soul Eater
You Say Ocean, We Say ONE PIECE
You Say Guild, We say FAIRY TAIL
You Say Ninja, We Say Naruto
You say Family, We say Vongola
You say notebook, We say DeathNote
You say Gay, We say Yaoi
You say rabbits, we say Flying Mint Bunny
You think we're fangirls/fanboys, but we're all Otakus.
Re-post if you're a Otaku and proud!
You Say Pink
'At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
YOUR OBSESSED WITH ANIME IF:
-You go on youtube and watch countless anime amvs and videos made by other anime lovers.
-You can't go without thinking about anime for more then five minutes at a time.
-You go to jewelry stores looking for a large circular pink jewel (inuyasha)
-You are sitting in the middle of a world religions class watching a movie on Buddhism when a monk wraps prayer beads around his wrist and you turn to your friend who turns to you and at the same time mouth "Miroku"
This is the end of stuff from other people's profiles the rest of this stuff is mine, if you see anything you like on my profile by all means copy and paste it on to yours
You know your a Naruto fan If...
You can't help but be a little cautious around puppets, checking for for hidden knives and poison while your friends look at you like you should be in a mental hospital,
You now eat ramen all the time,
You suddenly find yourself spending waaaay more time on fanfiction and youtube then you normally do, watching amvs and reading fanfics,
Your listening to radio and every other song you find yourself looking it up on youtube to see if their is an amv for it,
You are suddenly wary of your older brother,
When I was born, I was presented with a single glossy paper. In the light reflecting from the paper, I found a stability to which I clung. It told me my name, gender, ethnicity, address, creed, and the amount of money in my parents bank account at the bottom it warned, ''Please don't lose this! these things will define you.''
and surely they would.
I didn't know why I should memorize these facts but I did; there wasn't much to remember. The day I went to preschool, ten more pages were added. It was more complicated then I thought. I learned that I should not wear blue, green, or black--these were boy colors. My mom had not known that, so I had to teach her. I guess she had forgotten that page of her manual. My favorite color had to be a girl color and should probably be pink for good measure. I was again reminded not to lose the papers. The only problem was that I really liked the color blue, but I would sacrifice it.
If I thought I knew anything in preschool it was nothing compared to what I learned in elementary school.
Here, twenty-five pages were handed to me. there were heaps of rules to explain, what kind of friends I should have, the stores I must shop at,
and the activities I should pursue. I was a dancer so thus I should not be an athlete; I was smart so thus I should read lots of books.
Middle school was the largest stack yet. it was sixty-five pages filled with complex formulas for popularity, discussing weight, and a stringent dress code.
there was bus rules, and sleepover rules. The hardest lesson by far was the rules for the bathroom. Girls had to travel in even numbered groups, and while there at least three minuets had to be spent talking about some friend who didn't come with us.
''Do not stand out. Stick with your friends.'' again I followed the rules, but they were creating problems. I didn't see the point in strategic herding to the bathroom. I couldn't stand all the petty arguments that all those rules created. And I hated sleepovers!
by the beginning of high school I had an even 100 pages. these conventions were set in stone, but the comfort that my cherished manual had always given me was deteriorating. Now I was supposed to value them, but I found they were making me miserable.
Then one last sheet of paper came to me, it wasn't white or glossy like the others, this paper was bent around the edges and a little smudged it said,
''Why do you care about these rules? life gave you no manual. Don't you know your own handwriting, stupid?''
I looked at that page and compared it to the pristine hundred page manual My manual was self imposed. It was not a rapid or easy change to accept that the petty things I valued as a child could be altered. I chucked the manual and started over, feeling as if a new lung had opened up in my chest. It would be hard to create myself without rules, but if I could create new rules I could also break them. the possibilities for the future are endless if you keep from limiting your self.
besides, I rather like the color blue.
You need make your own choices, live up to your own standards and love who you are.
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