JFalcon
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Joined 02-26-01, id: 45988, Profile Updated: 12-03-11
Author has written 14 stories for Land Before Time, Forgotten Realms, Naruto, Gargoyles, and Read or Die.

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Gender: Male

Age: Too Old

Height: Tall enough to reach the cookie jar, what else really matters?

Bio: Born to reasonably loving parents some years ago, JFalcon greatly enjoyed being read to as a child. The odd thing was he enjoyed chapter books more than picture books. He doesn't really remember why but it probably had to do with chapter books being much longer. When he was finally able to read to himself, he tackled Narnia, Dinotopia, Animorphs, even Lord of the Rings.

But he was not truly motivated to write until he was introduced to the masterful works the Battletech series. With its charismatic villains, dashing heroes and those crazy Jade Falcons, a boy at the age of twelve simply couldn't resist. Having been mildly interested in the TV series when it first came out, and a collector of the cards he was amazed at how much . . . bigger, the universe in the books was, and how many fantastic writers were telling its tales. It was due to the Battletech series that J Falcon decided to begin writting, and it was from there that he took his pen name.

He'd go on to read series like Bone, Magic the Gathering, Red Wall, Forgotten Realms, some Star Wars, JtHM and Squee, a couple of the old classics, and of course Harry Potter, but it was Battletech that inspired him to be a writer.

Like just about every Battletech fan he devised his own mercenary unit, the Solaris Blues. At school or home he wrote pen and paper stories of their exploits, always trying to capture the same, sometimes grim feel of the Battletech universe. These stories were very rarely shared, but always seemed to be enjoyed by others. Unfortunately to his knowledge no stories about the Blues survive to this day, though he somtimes gets the urge to continue them, and did carry on their legacy when Battletech became Mech Warrior: Dark Age. Though some of the stories set during the Dark Age still exist on computer, he's stopped writing them (at least for now) and they'll probably never be on this site.

One day, as either a teen or pre-teen (he doesnt remember which) he found this magical web site, and after reading for some time decided it'd be fun to get some feedback on his writing. His first stories for Fan Fiction (dot net) were of the Digimon category. He branched to ZOIDs, Final Fantasy, Armored Core 2, Ranma, Forgotten Realms, Wing Commander, Gargoyles and currently has the majority of his attention focused on New Blood, a Naruto story.

Though his humor may sometimes be lewd he has never written an NC-17 story. He is firmly of the belief that children will read a story they want to read regardless of its rating (he knows because he himself often did so as a child) and so while there may be some mature content, or suggestive talk, the actual act of sex is never, and will never be depicted in his stories.

These days he mostly reads Forgotten Realms, though with the exception of the War of the Spider Queen series he's shocked to find he doesn't much care for any book not written by R.A. Salvatore, still he gives them each their shot. He reads manga, watches some Anime, plays video games and wonders why he has a cat when he really wanted a dog (don't tell the cat). His favorite writer to this day remains Michael A. Stackpole.

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2D and the Whale by Nebbity reviews
"If it helps any, I'm not only a whale," said the whale. "I'm also a metaphor." * 2D said, "I'm not surprised. Seems like everything in my life's a metaphor lately."
Gorillaz - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2010 - 2D - Complete
He Remembers by Don't know Don't care 38 reviews
Angsty One-shot Luna's POV when she spies on Harry and Cho in the mistletoe scene fron OotP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Spiral by MadBrilliant1880 reviews
I remember the first time I saw her. Really saw her. Saw her eyes."
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,222 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Tidus, Rikku - Complete
Nine Long Months by silvercage reviews
Shikamaru and Temari find themselves in quite the predicament.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,355 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Temari, Shikamaru N.
Something Like That by GrimmZ reviews
It is a romantic ninja play and no one is really sure what it's about, when the leading lad and lady fall ill it is up to poor Temari and an unwilling Shikamaru to save the day. [T for language]ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,555 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/16/2006 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Charlotte's Web II: The Sequel by GrimmZ reviews
Now that they're together some force of evilor good wants to split up Ryoga and Nabiki, Nabiki has some evil plans of her own on the horizon as she prepares to attend college and Ranma and Ryoga get to fight a moose[Multiple Pairing]
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 194,766 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 4/17/2004 - Ryoga, Nabiki
The dare by Silver Butterfly506 reviews
Naruto dares Shikamaru to get Temari out on a date. It's too bad he sucks at romance, and seems to be blessed with rotten luck. T for mild swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,977 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/2/2006 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
イチャイチャタクティクス, Icha Icha Takutikusu Makeout Tactics by Jewel Green reviews
Contains Mild Violence, Langage, & Hilariously Perverse Situations as well as other Surprises. You have been warned! [ShikaTema] feat. NejiTen NaruHina SasuSaku Summary in ch.1 Drama: 3,6 & 7. Humor: All other chapters. Lemons: 1 for each couple
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,986 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 6/29/2006 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Air and darkness by wayofthepen reviews
Nara Shikamaru, you will take Temari to be your lawfully wedded wife. To have and to hold, for better or worse, until the chauvinist pig chasing her is satisfied this isn't a trick. You may now scream in terror.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,359 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Never Admit by Causeway.Reck reviews
Spoilers for chapter 247. Shikamaru x Temari. What happens before they bump into Naruto and Sakura. Disclaimer. Don't own Naruto or Sakura or Temari or Shikamaru or any of K.'s work.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Ill by Lavender Gaia reviews
When Ranma gets a sickness that will keep him bedridden for atleast a week, who steps in and takes care of him but...Akane? I think Soun and Genma have something to do with this! R&R! COMPLETED
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 52,716 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/24/2003 - Published: 1/25/2003 - Ranma, Akane - Complete
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Chronicles: Otherworld reviews
Betrayal lurks around every corner in Menzoberranzan. As one house plots for power one daughter plots against her mother to take the mantle of Matron. But where would that leave her siblings? Sequel to The Noble Mercenary.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,137 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 12/15/2006
Old Souls reviews
The Sequel to New Blood; Four years have passed since Sound conquered the five Great Nations and sent the ninja of Konoha into hiding. Now it's time to return to retake their home and their world, but can they really trust their allies?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 88 - Words: 308,723 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Red Eyes reviews
Hitomi is a freak, Hara is needy, Miyuki is antisocial. The one thing they have in common is that the only Jounin who can understand them enough to train them is Naruto, and another Great Ninja War is about to begin. Prequel to New Blood, Multiple Pairs.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,409 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
New Blood: Saeki reviews
Emperor Orochimaru controls the five Great Nations. Practicing ninja arts is outlawed, surviving ninja are hunted by the new Sound Five. Taiki thought he was a normal little boy until he overhears his parents talk with an outlaw. A "New Blood" story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,512 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Complete
New Blood reviews
For three years the ninja of Konoha and their allies have fought a losing battle. When Konoha becomes so short handed that Shikamaru must train a Genin squad no one could have predicted the effect he and his team would have on the war. ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 170 - Words: 608,377 - Reviews: 2072 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
The Noble Mercenary reviews
A story of lust, assassination, warfare, betrayal, and it's only the beginning! Now Dinin Do'Urden must attempt to save the Spider Queen's prized Menzoberranzan from followers of the Lady of Loss! [Finished]
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,045 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/15/2006 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Dinin D. - Complete
The Guild: Papers Past reviews
Michelle is an assassin teamed up with Sunny Wong to hunt down a rogue agent . . . Maggie. But Dokusensha are not the only ones after Maggie when her powers are revealed, and when both sides come to blows all of Hong Kong will be engulfed!
Read or Die - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,555 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/1/2006 - Published: 8/20/2006
Konoha Ninja News reviews
Five years after Time Skip the gang is lacking money and decides to throw together a news show, poor Kiba gets to be the anchorman. Shikamaru with weather, Ino with fashion, Lee with sports, and Naruto with an important announcement!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,385 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/31/2006 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Kiba I.
Not but a Dream reviews
Lexington, Brooklyn and Hudson are taken to another world full of humans, gargoyles and horrible monsters! Can they find a way to survive until Goliath and the others can find a way to reach them? Will they become heroes? BONE crossover
Gargoyles - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 88,999 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/21/2006 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Lexington, Brooklyn
Dontcha Love Me? reviews
Mayhem ensues when it is discovered that Iruka has a secret admirer! But who could it be? Naruto will help him find out, and things’ll only get crazier when they do! [Finished]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,321 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/28/2006 - Published: 9/18/2005 - Iruka U., Anko M. - Complete
Worlds Connected: The Adventure of Bone Valley reviews
Book 3: The children of our favorite dinosaurs set off on an adventure. After getting lost they will have to trust a pair of young sharp teeth if they want to see the valley again.
Land Before Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,746 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/20/2006 - Published: 8/29/2002
Worlds Connected: Tales of the Valley reviews
Book 2: Tales about the Pack Hunters, the Great Valley, the Bone Valley, and more! Slight fits of over drama, you've been warned. Chapters 4 of 5 posted! Read, Review, Request!
Land Before Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,099 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2006
Redwall Blood Sports reviews
Lolth is bored so she sends Dinin and Sos'Umptu to Redwall for the ultimate contest. Can they survive the singing woodland animals long enough to kill each other?
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,137 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2003 - Dinin D.
Worlds Connected: LittleFoot's new friends reviews
Book 1: It all started when Littlefoot made a new friend, Stomp. Littlefoot soon finds himself led out to the Mysterious beyond by a strange flyer. Two worlds will colide in Worlds Connected, an Age of Reptiles CROSS
Land Before Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,187 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 5/17/2002 - Published: 4/29/2002