JFalcon
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Joined 02-26-01, id: 45988, Profile Updated: 04-16-17
Author has written 15 stories for Land Before Time, Forgotten Realms, Naruto, Gargoyles, Read or Die, and Dragon Ball Z.

Notes: New Blood message boards at www.fanfiction.net/forum/New_Blood/29526/, enjoy them, use them as the place for all New Blood related voting and rants not relevant or appropriate for reviews, discussions can be about New Blood, its sequel or any of the spinoff/gaidens. COED forum now available at www.fanfiction.net/forum/COED/199711/ , use them as a place to discuss what you want to see in future seasons or "specials." COED character portraits are available in my DeviantArt gallery, Zoness1124. Am still contemplating posting my 40k story, it may be too graphic for this site though. If I do it'll start being a second Tuesday upload, and am working on more Worlds Connected.

Update Schedule: "Old Souls" on Mondays, "Dragon Ball COED" Mondays and Tuesdays, "Redeemers" on Tuesdays if I start posting them, look for misc. uploads and updates on Mondays.

Story Progress: COED season 2 is 59% complete, World Connected Revised is 1/14th completed, I'm still kicking around an idea for a RWBY fanfiction, it'll be a short one chapter deviation so it shouldn't impede my other projects necessarily. (4/15/17)

Bio: Born to loving parents an uncomfortable number of ago, JFalcon aka Zoness greatly enjoyed being read to as a child. The odd thing was he enjoyed chapter books more than picture books. He doesn't really remember why but it probably had to do with chapter books being much longer. When he was finally able to read to himself, he tackled Narnia, Dinotopia, Animorphs, even Lord of the Rings.

But he was not truly motivated to write until he was introduced to the Battletech series. With its charismatic villains, dashing heroes and those crazy Jade Falcons, a boy at the age of twelve simply couldn't resist. Having been mildly interested in the TV series when it first came out, and a collector of the cards he was amazed at how much . . . bigger, the universe in the books was, and how many fantastic writers were telling its tales and to this day it remains his very favorite universe and setting and he looks forward to new novels. It was due to the Battletech series that JFalcon decided to begin writing, and it was from there that he took his earliest pen name.

He'd go on to read series like Bone, Magic the Gathering, Redwall, Forgotten Realms, some Star Wars, JtHM and Squee, a couple of the old classics, Harry Potter, Romance of the Three Kingdoms, A Song of Ice and Fire, the Ciaphas Cain and the Horus Heresy series of Warhammer 40,000, the Mercy Thompson series by Patricia Briggs (Alpha and Omega not so much) but it was Battletech that inspired him to be a writer.

Like just about every BattleTech fan he devised his own mercenary unit, the Solaris Blues. At school or home he wrote pen and paper stories of their exploits, always trying to capture the same, sometimes grim feel of the Battletech universe. These stories were very rarely shared, but always seemed to be enjoyed by others. Unfortunately to his knowledge no stories about the Blues survive to this day, though he revived them and their descendants into the Dark Age as the Phoenix Fusiliers and has considered adding blue flames to their color scheme but lacks the painting skill, but that's neither here nor there.

One day, as either a teen or pre-teen (he doesn't remember which) he found this magical web site, and after reading for some time decided it'd be fun to get some feedback on his writing. His first stories for Fan Fiction (dot net) were of the Digimon category. He branched to ZOIDs, Final Fantasy, Armored Core 2, Ranma, Forgotten Realms, Wing Commander, Gargoyles and Naruto, though if you don't see it on the site it probably hasn't survived. He's still writing stories set in 40k, Dragon Ball Z, BattleTech and original works, and now-a-days is really embarrassed by how pretentious his old bio reads, he can't remember if it was "the joke" back in 2011 but he feels awkward updating it.

These days he mostly reads Warhammer 40,000, supports a growing Chapter of First Legion descent known as the Redeemers of Caliban, a growing collection of Phoenix Fusiliers and some really full shelves. He's also a gamer who loves RPGs and the Dynasty Warriors/Romance of the Three Kingdoms series which might explain his tendency to write large scale stories with massive casts. He reads less manga these days but still watches some Anime (though he was briefly traumatized by Ikkitousen and hates it with a fiery passion to this day) and is a sometimes reluctant part of a very large Pathfinder group. His favorite writer to this day remains Michael A. Stackpole.

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2D and the Whale by Nebbity reviews
"If it helps any, I'm not only a whale," said the whale. "I'm also a metaphor." * 2D said, "I'm not surprised. Seems like everything in my life's a metaphor lately."
Gorillaz - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/25/2010 - 2D - Complete
He Remembers by Don't know Don't care 38 reviews
Angsty One-shot Luna's POV when she spies on Harry and Cho in the mistletoe scene fron OotP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Spiral by MadBrilliant1880 reviews
I remember the first time I saw her. Really saw her. Saw her eyes."
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,222 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Tidus, Rikku - Complete
Nine Long Months by silvercage reviews
Shikamaru and Temari find themselves in quite the predicament.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,355 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Temari, Shikamaru N.
Something Like That by GrimmZ reviews
It is a romantic ninja play and no one is really sure what it's about, when the leading lad and lady fall ill it is up to poor Temari and an unwilling Shikamaru to save the day. [T for language]ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,555 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/16/2006 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Charlotte's Web II: The Sequel by GrimmZ reviews
Now that they're together some force of evilor good wants to split up Ryoga and Nabiki, Nabiki has some evil plans of her own on the horizon as she prepares to attend college and Ranma and Ryoga get to fight a moose[Multiple Pairing]
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 194,766 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 4/17/2004 - Ryoga, Nabiki
The dare by Silver Butterfly506 reviews
Naruto dares Shikamaru to get Temari out on a date. It's too bad he sucks at romance, and seems to be blessed with rotten luck. T for mild swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,977 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/2/2006 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
イチャイチャタクティクス, Icha Icha Takutikusu Makeout Tactics by Jewel Green reviews
Contains Mild Violence, Langage, & Hilariously Perverse Situations as well as other Surprises. You have been warned! [ShikaTema] feat. NejiTen NaruHina SasuSaku Summary in ch.1 Drama: 3,6 & 7. Humor: All other chapters. Lemons: 1 for each couple
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,986 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 6/29/2006 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Air and darkness by wayofthepen reviews
Nara Shikamaru, you will take Temari to be your lawfully wedded wife. To have and to hold, for better or worse, until the chauvinist pig chasing her is satisfied this isn't a trick. You may now scream in terror.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,359 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Never Admit by Causeway.Reck reviews
Spoilers for chapter 247. Shikamaru x Temari. What happens before they bump into Naruto and Sakura. Disclaimer. Don't own Naruto or Sakura or Temari or Shikamaru or any of K.'s work.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Ill by Lavender Gaia reviews
When Ranma gets a sickness that will keep him bedridden for atleast a week, who steps in and takes care of him but...Akane? I think Soun and Genma have something to do with this! R&R! COMPLETED
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 52,716 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/24/2003 - Published: 1/25/2003 - Ranma, Akane - Complete
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Chronicles of Earth's Defenders reviews
Wary of his role as Earth's sole defender and without Dragon Balls Mirai Trunks hopes to train a new team of fighters to help him battle future threats. But Future Earth's reduced population emboldens the remnants of Frieza's forces who set out to finish the old mission to clear the planet of life. From stories of the past an unlikely warrior might just be brought to Trunks' side.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 212,243 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 12/26/2016 - [M. Trunks, Mirai no Mai] Bulma, Turles
Old Souls reviews
The Sequel to New Blood; Four years have passed since Sound conquered the five Great Nations and sent the ninja of Konoha into hiding. Now it's time to return to retake their home and their world, but can they really trust their allies?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 110 - Words: 394,576 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 9/6/2009 - [Shikamaru N., Temari] Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Chronicles: Otherworld reviews
Betrayal lurks around every corner in Menzoberranzan. As one house plots for power one daughter plots against her mother to take the mantle of Matron. But where would that leave her siblings? Sequel to The Noble Mercenary.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,137 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 12/15/2006
Red Eyes reviews
Hitomi is a freak, Hara is needy, Miyuki is antisocial. The one thing they have in common is that the only Jounin who can understand them enough to train them is Naruto, and another Great Ninja War is about to begin. Prequel to New Blood, Multiple Pairs.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,409 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 1/6/2008 - [Shikamaru N., Temari] Naruto U., OC - Complete
New Blood: Saeki reviews
Emperor Orochimaru controls the five Great Nations. Practicing ninja arts is outlawed, surviving ninja are hunted by the new Sound Five. Taiki thought he was a normal little boy until he overhears his parents talk with an outlaw. A "New Blood" story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,512 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Complete
New Blood reviews
For three years the ninja of Konoha and their allies have fought a losing battle. When Konoha becomes so short handed that Shikamaru must train a Genin squad no one could have predicted the effect he and his team would have on the war. ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 170 - Words: 608,377 - Reviews: 2089 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 10/31/2006 - [Shikamaru N., Temari] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Noble Mercenary reviews
A story of lust, assassination, warfare, betrayal, and it's only the beginning! Now Dinin Do'Urden must attempt to save the Spider Queen's prized Menzoberranzan from followers of the Lady of Loss! [Finished]
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,045 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/15/2006 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Dinin D. - Complete
The Guild: Papers Past reviews
Michelle is an assassin teamed up with Sunny Wong to hunt down a rogue agent . . . Maggie. But Dokusensha are not the only ones after Maggie when her powers are revealed, and when both sides come to blows all of Hong Kong will be engulfed!
Read or Die - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,555 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/1/2006 - Published: 8/20/2006
Konoha Ninja News reviews
Five years after Time Skip the gang is lacking money and decides to throw together a news show, poor Kiba gets to be the anchorman. Shikamaru with weather, Ino with fashion, Lee with sports, and Naruto with an important announcement!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,385 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/31/2006 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Kiba I.
Not but a Dream reviews
Lexington, Brooklyn and Hudson are taken to another world full of humans, gargoyles and horrible monsters! Can they find a way to survive until Goliath and the others can find a way to reach them? Will they become heroes? BONE crossover
Gargoyles - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 88,999 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/21/2006 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Lexington, Brooklyn
Dontcha Love Me? reviews
Mayhem ensues when it is discovered that Iruka has a secret admirer! But who could it be? Naruto will help him find out, and things will only get crazier when they do!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,321 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/28/2006 - Published: 9/18/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U., Anko M., Shizune - Complete
Worlds Connected: The Adventure of Bone Valley reviews
Book 3: The children of our favorite dinosaurs set off on an adventure. After getting lost they will have to trust a pair of young sharp teeth if they want to see the valley again.
Land Before Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,746 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/20/2006 - Published: 8/29/2002
Worlds Connected: Tales of the Valley reviews
Book 2: Tales about the Pack Hunters, the Great Valley, the Bone Valley, and more! Slight fits of over drama, you've been warned. Chapters 4 of 5 posted! Read, Review, Request!
Land Before Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,099 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2006
Redwall Blood Sports reviews
Lolth is bored so she sends Dinin and Sos'Umptu to Redwall for the ultimate contest. Can they survive the singing woodland animals long enough to kill each other?
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,137 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2003 - Dinin D.
Worlds Connected: LittleFoot's new friends reviews
Book 1: It all started when Littlefoot made a new friend, Stomp. Littlefoot soon finds himself led out to the Mysterious beyond by a strange flyer. Two worlds will colide in Worlds Connected, an Age of Reptiles CROSS
Land Before Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,187 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 5/17/2002 - Published: 4/29/2002