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Devolve by BetteNoire reviews
The ailing headmaster, Albus Dumbledore, has disappeared right before the Christmas holiday, but the staff doesn't care—because they have been turned into children! Will the teachers return to normal before classes resume? Will Professor Snape be mad, realizing he had Hermione Granger for a nanny?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 64,938 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 9/26/2015 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Talk Dirty To Me by onecelestialbeing reviews
Hermione is convinced by a friend to join a website geared towards witches and wizards with an inclination for unconventional socialising. Titillated like never before by mere conversation, she eventually meets this man who has captured her attention, only to have her life changed forever. Written for the lovely TeddyRadiator for the Winter 2013 SSHG Promptfest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,697 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Remedial Transfiguration by dragoon811 reviews
A first date, Death Eaters, a spell gone wrong, and a cat. What more needs to be said? (Originally written for the 2015 SSHG Promptfest.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,968 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/1/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
The Scales Of Balance by One Red Shoe reviews
"And Miss Granger?" Their eyes saw what time and apathy had made others blind to. Snape and Malfoy had left England after their trials. When they return 10 years later, they're furious with what they find, and heads will roll. SS/HG with a side of SS/HG/LM, LM/GW, even SS/HG/LM/GW. This story is AU and EWE, it has dark HP/RW. The cover picture for this story is by SusanMarieR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,698 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 1,072 - Updated: 7/30/2015 - Published: 3/10/2013 - [Hermione G., Severus S., Lucius M.] Ginny W. - Complete
Academic Affairs by CRMediaGal reviews
Hermione is in her third year at university when she's tasked with taking a class with the impossible Professor Snape. Unfortunately, he's not only frustrating and infuriating but also unpredictable and strangely attractive. How will she survive the term, and how will Snape? Requested prompt. Muggle AU. WINNER FOR SSHG - "BEST AU" IN THE FALL/WINTER 2014 HP FANFIC FAN POLL AWARDS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 30,450 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 8/29/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Choose Something Like A Star by Teddy Radiator reviews
At Christmas, what do you give to the wizard who has...nothing? Rated M for Reasons. Another Christmas story. Rated MA for tender sensibilities.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,542 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
As Morning Falls by Teddy Radiator reviews
On Boxing Day in the Forest of Dean, Hermione is visited by the one person who holds the key to her future. More or less DH canon compliant, then AU. Rated MA for tender sensibilities.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,061 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Another Dream by dragoon811 reviews
Due to his injuries, Severus is unable to resume his old life. He's determined to be lonely and miserable, but the yearly Order Christmas party becomes a bright spot, thanks to Hermione Granger. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,738 - Reviews: 1532 - Favs: 1,564 - Follows: 1,043 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 12/11/2012 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Just a Kiss Goodnight by thelovelylili reviews
"Her final thought as the Hogwarts Express pulled into the platform was that this year couldn't be any worse then what she had already been through." Hermione returns to her final year at Hogwarts, but little does she know that she will learn more then any book or professor can teach her. A certain potions master has something to do with that...SnapeXHermione. Rated M for a reason!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,522 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Must Have Been Love by gloryandfame reviews
Hermione runs into someone she used to know. She is not prepared for what happens next.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,062 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Awake by Theolyn reviews
After twenty years, St. Mungos Director Hermione Granger finally finds a way to help her long-term coma patient. What will she find when she penetrates the mysteries of his mind? (Ignores much of the Epilogue, and assumes that Snape survived the shack.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,935 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
PTSD by I M Sterling reviews
After the final battle the students of Hogwarts are having issues with PTSD. Severus Snape might have a remedy... A humorous take on a serious subject, told in a series of vignettes. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 48,376 - Reviews: 1234 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Resolute by PositiveVortex reviews
Hermione and Severus share some after work drinks, and learn more about each other's private lives than they could have predicted. And what effect is the wine having?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,259 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Real by nolovenoglory reviews
The war is over, but there is so much fighting left to do. He goes on, the shell of a man who wanted so badly to die, though his hope and his will to live have been destroyed. And still, every day he has to face them, the living ghosts of the war... including the one person intent on delving deeper into him than he knew possible, into the soul he never knew existed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,946 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S.
A Sweet Moment by Cybrokat reviews
Hermione cooks up a little something to mark a milestone for Severus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Appetizers by Aurette reviews
George Weasley is up to his old tricks, what does this mean for our Potions Master and the Know-it-all? -Summary courtesy of Furface294
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,324 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 106 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Shrinking Potions, Silk Scarves, and A Dollhouse by onecelestialbeing reviews
And not necessarily in that order. Nothing but a bit of snarky fluffy and a lot of THOSE moments (nudge nudge, wink wink). Takes place eight years post-Hogwarts with a very much adult Hermione and our favourite snappy Severus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,853 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 71 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Bundle of Joy by LadyTuesday reviews
Seeking: An intelligent, capable wizard amenable to assisting a bright, independent, magically-formidable single witch in the conception of a child. Insemination only: no sexual congress; non-negotiable. Further contact will be established following receipt of preliminary letter of interest. Address all inquiries by owl to Joy Bundle c/o Hogsmeade Owl Post.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,398 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Don't Get Me Wrong by Bleddyn reviews
Written for the 2012 Livejournal SSHG Exchange. When a determined Hufflepuff decides that Severus Snape and Hermione Granger are meant for each other, they really don't stand a chance. *NOW COMPLETE!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,517 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S., P. Sprout - Complete
Avenging Angel by MoonShadowAMR reviews
Hell, heaven, both places have gods of some sort, why shouldn't there also be angels? Under revision.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 82,953 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Noteworthy by Cybrokat reviews
Hermione is receiving notes from a secret admirer. Severus, naturally, knows nothing about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Affectionately High by dragoon811 reviews
Wherein Severus learns to never take an antidote without having taken the serum. Munchies, giggles, and a smut ensues. (Rated MA) One shot. :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,181 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/30/2013 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
Better Than Life by anoesis reviews
All she wanted was half an hour's escapism. Still, Hermione should have known that a Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes product would come with side effects.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,712 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Invincible Summer by mezzosangue reviews
When Severus asks Hermione to work with him, he really doesn't know what he's asking for. When Hermione says no, it's just the beginning. Canon Compliant, disregards Epilogue. Eventual SS/HG romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,852 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Inkspots by mezzosangue reviews
When you are a double spy with two masters, no one is a friend. But the war ended last May, and Severus is now his own man. An owl brings a letter of change, but is it a good change? Canon Compliant, disregards Epilogue. Eventual SS/HG romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,797 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Shelter by princessozmaofoz reviews
"Do you really think I'd be standing on your doorstep in near-flood conditions with no umbrella if it wasn't urgent as hell?" When her personal life is in crisis, Nicola knows exactly where to turn. Malcolm/Nicola. Warning for language.
Thick of It - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Malcolm T., Nicola M.
Unreliable Sources by marianne le fey reviews
When her Editor gives her one final chance, Hermione leaps at the opportunity to interview the ex-Death Eater opening a new shop in Knockturn Alley. After all, all the dangerous ones are dead. Aren't they? EWE? Short and sweet!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,270 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Worth the Wait by Aurette reviews
Prof. Snape is having a bad day and decides to drink. Prof. Granger wanders after him, and he decides she needs to drink too. It's all uphill from there. Fluff. M for language and theme.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,189 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 83 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Jitters by Aurette reviews
Can two emotionally underdeveloped people make a complete hash of everything? Easily. AU, EWE, M for reason. HEA Guaranteed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,698 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
An Interrupted Monologue by RedValkyrie reviews
Snape is man alone with his thoughts, even amongst a crowd, until of course, he isn't. Happy Birthday Professor Snape!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,811 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Stolen Heart by Mistrus reviews
Her curly hair was soaked through and the cuts and bruises on her face and bare arms were a startling contrast to her unnaturally pale skin. She said she needed a place to hide for a bit, the life debt wouldn't allow him to turn her away... Read for more!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,804 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Challenge by Cybrokat reviews
"Anything you can do, I can do better." Who comes out on top, Professor Snape or Professor Granger when pitted against each other in their own unique challenge?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,718 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Spatial Transformation by Camillo reviews
Headmaster Snape has a personal space issue. Professor Granger has performance anxiety. Wintery post-war fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,270 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Acquittal by coffeeonthepatio reviews
Snape, known evil git, is teaching at Hogwarts again when Hermione, Gryffindor Princess and girlfriend of Ron Weasley, returns to finish her 7th year. Feeling alone, she seeks solace somewhere only one other person knows about. ::canon except epilogue.::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 191,467 - Reviews: 3418 - Favs: 1,564 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Temptations and Passions by mistseeker reviews
Hermione ends up living with Severus at Grimmauld Place while he’s awaiting trial, due to circumstances involving Draco, an estate agent, and Harry and Ron knocking up their girlfriends. What happens when she’s forced to share living space with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,683 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Fine Art of Fine Print by Mundungus42 reviews
Hogwarts' headmistress threatens the integrity of the school with her reforms, so the Minister sends his most talented Unspeakable undercover to bring her down from within. What Hermione finds will change her life forever. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 66,438 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 75 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Secret Admirer by vanityfair reviews
When Hermione starts receiving mysterious gifts Snape is not pleased.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,197 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Plan B by ApollinaV reviews
She was given a book, a tent, and a half-cocked plan to save the entire Wizarding world, but Hermione Granger had other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,857 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Good as Gold by Camillo reviews
Hermione Granger's recently retired parents plunge headlong into village life and decide to drag her along for the ride. There are a number of unexpected consequences. SS/HG, DH compliant but epilogue ignored.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,921 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Snape Charmer by madamsnape78 reviews
An act of kindness on Harry's part will set in motion a series of events that will end up changing Hermione's life forever. SSHG, Post DH, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,566 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Two Weeks Notice by vanityfair reviews
Hermione has lost her job after a scandalous article in the newspaper. But work as a clerk in a bookstore might turn out to be more than she bargained for.Written for the SSHG Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,445 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Pen Pals by redfrog reviews
Hermione goes away to college and is unable to come home for years. She writes to her friends and former teachers. Eventual HGSS romance, non HBP compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,634 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 9/11/2006 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete