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Joined 03-15-13, id: 4599288, Profile Updated: 11-28-13
Author has written 2 stories for Doctor Who, and Sherlock.

Hey, I'm a german Superwholockian.

I love swimming, reading and acting and hate everything maths related. That's about it I think.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD THE ONES YOU ARE!)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a btch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

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101 Ways to Annoy Severus Snape by CerenbusSnapeMalfoy reviews
This story is more light-hearted and funny. It's the third year at Hogwarts, and it's where the main kids; Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco, etc. go up against each other, trying to pull the best pranks on Snape. Whoever wins, gets bragging rights for the next five years at school. Who will win, and will Snape be driven to insanity? Rated T because some of the pranks are a bit mature...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,395 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 12/10/2014 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Leon and the Servant by sarajm reviews
As he watches Merlin go through a difficult time, Leon is forced to question everything he knows about duty and responsibility and the places of servants and nobles in society. Set very early in season 1 canon. Rated T for some abuse.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,766 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Merlin, Leon, Arthur - Complete
All for One by LyricalSinger reviews
During a routine outing, Merlin gets seriously injured. It's up to Arthur and his knights to care for the lad until help can arrive.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,635 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Its nothing to worry about by gemstone1234 reviews
Sherlock has difficulty navigating life. There are lots of reasons why and this fic explores some of the reasons and their effects. I'm not good at summaries, you'll have to actually read it to know what this is about. Lots of angst and there'll be a lot of H/C in the last chapter.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,618 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Nightmares of Holy Fire by Jinx2016 reviews
When Castiel is dying Team Free Will and the Trickster Gabriel try to help, but when it's his Grace that's killing him they realize they have to do the unthinkable. Even when they tear away his Grace what can you do when your best friend is so broken that he's living in his own nightmares? / Character Death?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,164 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Trapped by Ernil i Pheriannath reviews
While out running an errand, Merlin and Arthur are injured and trapped in a deep ravine. Will they manage to escape and survive when concealed from all searching with the forest swarming with bandits. Lots of angst and bromance. With Camelot lost will the pair be able to save it or will Merlin have to take drastic measures?
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,411 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Breathe by Stealth Dragon reviews
Merlin saves the day - yet again - when he manages to get an injured Arthur and knights to safety. But Merlin's troubles are far from over when an investigation into what had happened to the king and knights leaves him in a bad way, and now it's Arthur and Gwaine's turn to be there for him. Gen, friendship.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,016 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 144 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Merlin, Arthur, Gwaine - Complete
Carry On by PeaceLoveAndCheese reviews
Sometimes, when everything goes wrong, all you can do is carry on. So why does everything always go wrong when the Doctor's around? Doctor Whump!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,475 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/16/2013 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
Hysteria by wandererangel reviews
AU. after Doomsday the Doctor and Rose come back to the Powell Estate to visit Jackie. But things have changed and fear can change people. What happens when that hysteria is aimed at the Doctor... DoctorWhump!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,850 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Hours by GallifreyenCultOfSkaro reviews
Jim pressed the gun into Sally's now-shaking hands. "Sebastian here has just given Sherlock a dose of poison. Every hour, if you haven't shot him, he'll get another dose. The more he gets, the worse the pain. Your choice."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,258 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Sherlock H., Sgt. S. Donavan
Fight It Cas! by Serinidia reviews
Castiel fought harder against the Leviathan as they sought to take over after Dean encourages him. The angel doesn't come away unscathed... Shameless Castiel Whump Abounds...spoilers for 7.01-7.02
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,588 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Castiel, Dean W.
Fade to Black by Parallel Monsoon reviews
Ever notice that fics with human Castiel tend to deal with his first time eating, having sex, or driving a car, but skip right over his first time in the bathroom? Here's one that doesn't. Not crack- if anything, this fic takes itself way too seriously.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
To Dampen Your Tears, My Love by LadyEz reviews
Sweeney's got the flu, and his reaction to doctors and their shiny metal instruments leads to an outburst of 'pity' from Mrs. Lovett. Mindless fluff and adorableness. My first fic- R&R would be great!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete
Fever by Sanguinary Tears reviews
It seems Mr. Sweeney Todd isn't as immune to the weather as he thought. A oneshot between Mr. Todd and Mrs. Lovett
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Complete
Not Her by Avada Cait-davra reviews
While Mrs. Lovett helps Mr. Todd through his horrible nightmares, she will never be enough for him. Sweenett, kinda. more Lovett pining for Sweeney...RR?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Complete
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Scars reviews
That's a rubbish title. Forget that title. When Sherlock comes home, the roughness of the last two years has left him changed. Will anyone notice in time to help him? Set during and after The Empty Hearse. AU from that point on. Contains mention of torture. Rated 'cause I'm paranoid
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Sherlock H., John W.
An alcoholic Doctor reviews
What happens if the Doctor discovers that alcohol makes you forget about problems? What if he can't stop? It's up to Rory and Amy to help their Timelord. But will they realize that there's something wrong?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Rory W.