Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter.
Hi, everyone! I'm not good at writing bios so bare with me.
I love reading books, playing videogames, drawing, writing, and cooking. Most of all I love to HAVE FUN.
My favorite movies are any type of movies that has ACTION, HUMOR (or at least that one guy who's a complete ass but is really funny), and Adventure (romance can or cannot be there)
Same criteria for my favorite books.
My top 10 (not in order) favorite Harry Potter characters (as I am a HUGE Harry Potter fan J.K. Rowling is a goddess) and why:
1. Malfoy, yes I know Malfoy, but if it wasn't for Malfoy Harry wouldn't have that drive to defeat old Voldie and admit it, kid Malfoy was a little cutie pie. His Slytherin smarts and cunning is completely unrivaled even if he is a complete arrogant git about it.
2. Snape, the whole time he was protecting Harry, come on now, and that is some big shit being able to spy on No-nose Voldie. And plus he was in love with Lily and took all that shit from James because of it. And he had a hard childhood and still came out a boss (hello one of the greatest potions masters ever)
3. Gred and Forge, they speak for themselves
4. Hermione, I think she should've been placed in Ravenclaw or Slytherin because she really is too smart and thinks to much for Griffindor. Other than that, without her Harry would have died a long assed time ago
5. Padfoot naturally, he's that one funny sarcastic guy that you hate and love. And I love the fact that his Animagus is a Grim and everyone thought he was trying to kill Harry and Harry's all like WTF he's my godfather, you people got issues
6. I hate Ginny, I just wanted to say that, she's a ugly slut bitch who needs to get the fuck away from Harry, just sayin'
7. Remus, he's the only adequate D.A.D.A teacher they had and I hate that he married Tonks he should have been with Sirius...seriously. He taught Harry the patronous which saved him countless times and he is the sweetest, kindest guy ever, especially since he's a werewolf
8. McGonagall, I have big lips, so whenever there was a scene where J.K. would describe how McGonagall's lips would be all tight lipped into a thin line, I would go to my mirror and try to do it and wonder why it never worked, anyway she was always a hard assed bitch and treated Harry like he's a human, so cudos to her (i dont think i spelled it right)
9. Oldie Voldie and Nagini, I know, why Voldemort, but excluding the fact that he's completely evil, he is really smart and cunning and always had the most wonderful diabolical plans that always failed, and Nagini because she is one tight ass snake
10. Harry of course, do I even need to explain myself
N't-way, I'm a horrible writer but I love to do it, so again, bare with me. I also love reviews so you non-reviewin' peoples get yo shit together pls review
If you want to know anything else about me hit me up on here or my email or my Deviant Art ya know
deviant art: www.Keito-Rei.DeviantArt.com
Other random shit about me, just 'cause:
My birthday is October 4th so all you Drarry, Blairry, and Snarry writer's I love a good story
I already kind of mentioned it, but I'm a Drarry, Blairry, and Snarry fan if you think I need to be enlightened pls hit me up
My motto is kill the past, shoot the future and live in the present (should've put this at the top, huh), also Akuna Matata
ummmm...I dont know my favorite colors are purple, black, periwrinkle, and lime green...again, anything else you want to know just ask 'cause i cant think of anything
Homophobia is WRONG!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it and you don't have to be gay to do so. I'm not, but I will stand up against anyone who has a problem with homosexuality.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...' (... )
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (Guilty as charged)
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
Girls Don't realize these things;
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, DemonicLimey, Bored-Is-My-Favorite-Word, blade-of-the-shadows
92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off.
I found this on someones profile and found it fucking hilarious! But I don't know it may just be the fact that i'm really hyper right now and am finding everything hilarious, who knows.
REALLY IMPORTANT NOTICE!!
(Copied from the author Bored-Is-My-Favorite-Word who copied from the author Penda)
Writers notes (IMPORTANT):
"I am a part of a website of Yaoi artwork and literature which you have to be 18 or older to join of course. I am not a huge Yaoi fan, I can only handle SasuNaru NaruSasu stuff but nothing else. But I got news from a writer on the website, encouraging anyone who posts literature on FF to take off all their smut. Why you may ask? Well I will tell you why. The "mature" filter will sort out the literature for you but it won't stop underage to filter and read mature content. Because of this, a literature writer on the website had to go up against court because she was justifying Yaoi in a thesis paper she wrote. To say the least, the US considers anything written with underage character's engaging in sexual activity or if the content is available easily for underage kids, we, as the writer, can get 5 years in jail. It was enough to wake us all up that one of the writers we know went up against this and lost but she is still holding her case still. So if you see some authors take down smut or see a change in uploads, that is why. This means a lot of websites I know can easily be found and taken down because of 13-17 year old Naruto and Sasuke Doijinshi's and Fan Fictions on them with Mature tags. Sure, I don't like to see a 13 year old Sasuke going at it with a 13 year old Naruto but come on, we are adults. Well, at least I hope everyone who reads this is adult or close to adult age since this is a mature story. Well, might be changed to teen later since I am thinking about taking out my smut in the future. Sad news I know. What do you all think?'
If you are a Proud Otaku, Copy and Paste!
It's not a comic book, it's "Manga"
& Most Importantly... I'm not a geek, i'm an "Otaku!"