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Uzumaki by AlmostElectric reviews
Uchiha Satsuki, avenger, doesn't love anything, or anyone. Not revenge, not tomatoes, and definitely – definitely! – not Uzumaki Naruto. But when she winds up on a genin team with him, she realises there's more to his smile than teeth and sunshine. Female!Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 166,046 - Reviews: 2732 - Favs: 4,577 - Follows: 5,121 - Updated: 8/30 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
Finding the Four-Eyed Samurai WITH YOU? by Fenrir's Lockhart reviews
It's been a year since the trio disbanded. Everything is back to normal, except Mugen and Fuu's memories refuse to subside. Meeting by chance in Edo, the two "forced" to travel together again, decide to find "you know who". Throughout their misadventures, something is subtly but surely changing between the former waitress and pirate. Maybe it was there all along... FLUFF and angst.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 272,462 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 3/8/2012 - [Fuu, Mugen]
Written in Reverse by JMenace reviews
Once the possibility of chakra migrating through time and space has been accepted, the soul is only a lunging step away. Two legendary lovers escape to the past in order to save themselves, each other, and maybe the world- if there's time. A story of transmigration, yandere tendencies, and far more spiritual incest than Naruto ever signed up for. (Time Travel) (Naru/fem!Sasu) (AU)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 68,653 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 4,370 - Follows: 4,514 - Updated: 7/1/2018 - Published: 11/12/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
The Lives Worth Saving by cywsaphyre reviews
Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 134,188 - Reviews: 4073 - Favs: 14,487 - Follows: 13,166 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Naruto U.
Just Check Both by Lucillia reviews
Moments in the life of a Naruto who inherited a rather useless Kekkei Genkai from his father. Not in Chronological Order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 1,991 - Follows: 1,709 - Updated: 7/31/2017 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Naruto U.
Between the Leaves by skyisthelimit reviews
A collection of interludes - 3. How teaching Naruto a very important self-preservation technique suddenly made its way to the top of Minato's To-Do list: Don't make kaa-chan angry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/20/2016 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Rationalising Death by Scientist's Thesis reviews
What if the mentioned super intelligence of Yagami Light and his antagonists wasn't just informed, but was actually true?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Crime/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,652 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 1,127 - Updated: 9/7/2016 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Light Y., L, Misa A.
Eclipse by SpiralAK reviews
Above all else, all Naruto wanted was a friend, someone who would accept him and love him unconditionally. He got more than he bargained for when the Nine-Tailed Fox became that friend. Far more than he could have ever imagined.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,863 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 237 - Published: 6/14/2015 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Monster's Footprint (Discontinued) by FairyKei reviews
Johan has vanished from the hospital, after being handed to death for a second time. No trace has been left of his whereabouts, but Nina and Tenma discover something hidden in the town of Ruhenheim. It is a small envelope, and it contains letters… letters from Johan to those who knew him.
Monster - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 9/8/2014 - Johan L., K. Tenma, Nina F.
Psychoanalysis by Convenient Alias reviews
Dr. Rudy Gillen tries to delve into the mind of a certain prisoner named Johan. The more he sees, the more uneasy he becomes. Canon divergent AU.
Monster - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,819 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/17/2014 - Johan L., Heinrich L. - Complete
Mojyo Jojo: An Extended Analysis into the Mind of a Deluded Introvert by Nate-kun reviews
A stupid anthology featuring stupid looks into Tomoko Kuroki's stupid life featuring stupid situations that she, stupidly enough, finds herself in because she's dumb. - Lament .15: Because I'm Not Popular, I'll Feel Self-Conscious: In which Tomoko decides to wear a hat.
Watashi ga Motenai no wa Dou Kangaete mo Omaera ga Warui! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,031 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 8/15/2013
Interest and Affliction of the Monster by Princess Blaziken reviews
Johan knew the person who would make his plan perfect the moment they met. He was interested in her, she was the same yet different as the rest of the humans. Kenza Tenma, she was his savior, god, the one would kill him, and the one that would be left alone and nameless in his plan... (My idea if Tenma had been female in the story, from Johan's view.)
Monster - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,552 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 6/19/2014 - Johan L., K. Tenma
How He Wished It Was All A Dream by Alibi Nonsense reviews
Kankuro has just added Sasori to his arsenal. Too bad Sasori is still alive.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Kankuro, Sasori - Complete
The Monster Is Not a Shinigami by Convenient Alias reviews
Johan finds a Death Note. And he knows just what to do with it-give it to a prospective serial killer he noticed a few years ago in Japan, a certain Light Yagami.
Crossover - Death Note & Monster - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/9/2014
The Wheels Keep On Turning by Kolbie Ru-Ru reviews
"Heh. Pervy Sage wasn't kidding; you really are like a little me." Wherein Naruto (un)officially adopts Yahiko, Nagato, and Konan as his students, and the world becomes a strange place. Time travel/AU. No Pairings. Not to be taken too seriously. [Abandoned. Not up for adoption.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,081 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Naruto U., Konan, Nagato U., Yahiko - Complete
An Intrepid Situation by dasseinhundin reviews
In which Hiko tries to understand with all of his brilliance just what his stupid pupil sees in this girl. [Oneshot, companion piece to chapter 7 of "Adventures In Solitude"]
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Hiko, Kaoru, Kenshin - Complete
Justify by Convenient Alias reviews
AU. Tenma chooses to save the mayor instead of Johan on that fateful night in the hospital. Now he can't escape the guilt of knowing that a young boy's death is on his head. Oneshot.
Monster - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2014 - Eva H., K. Tenma - Complete
Please Drink Responsibly When Saving the World by Zenthisoror reviews
Kakashi has been left by Minato to get Obito off the battlefield, but he never counted on the Kamui dimension being picky about what went into it, nor on Obito's stash of Awamori, and most certainly not the chance that the two might get drunk enough to attempt to save the world. (Crack, definitely crack, post Chapter 655, one shot)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 144 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Kakashi H., Obito U. - Complete
The Spring of the Plague by Zenthisoror reviews
When Konoha ninja return from investigating one of Orochimaru's laboratories, they bring back a devastating strain of chakra bacterium - Kimimaro's sickness developed into a bioweapon. As Naruto and his surviving friends struggle to live in Plague-stricken Konoha, Madara plots, an anti-ninja cult demands repentance, and, in the midst of it all, Sasuke seeks a perfect revenge.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 137,394 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Madara U., Neji H. - Complete
Genius and Insanity by Ekusukallybaa reviews
Tales in the life of an Itachi who had the distinct misfortune of being placed on a time-traveling Naruto's genin team. Nonmassacre, Flashfic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Mikoto U.
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Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 26 - Published: 11/22/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Plan of All Plans by French Toast Ninja reviews
Naruto's heart was thundering in his chest as he wasn't expecting this to work. Surely, despite all outward appearances this weirdo masked guy had to know that this was just a ploy? Pretty much crack. One-Shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Naruto U., Obito U., Madara U. - Complete
Tell Me A Story by SoSaysL reviews
An impatient Kaoru, desperately needing entertainment, decides that Kenshin should tell her a story. "There was that one time I hid at a brothel after an assassination and managed to sneak by the police disguised as a lady," Kenshin offers. Well, this should be interesting.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,572 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Kaoru, Kenshin, Battousai - Complete
Icha Icha Paradise: Spiraling Love by JackOfBladesX reviews
On his training trip, Jiraiya attempts to teach Naruto of the art of seducing women and ends up inadvertently bringing two hurt souls together. But that's all well and good, makes for good research after all. One-shot, Lemons, Pairing: Naruto x Fu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 41,889 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 2,518 - Follows: 905 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Naruto U., Fū - Complete
Experiments in Empathy by Jasticus reviews
The Nine Tails. Everyone in the Elemental Nations knows about it. But no one knows it as well as one Uzumaki Naruto. So what if he meets it a few years earlier, what's the worst that could happen?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 108,985 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 2,644 - Follows: 2,597 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Johan, the nameless monster by momonekonya reviews
This is my version of the nameless monster story. (CHARACTER DEATH)
Monster - Rated: M - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Johan L. - Complete
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 3,047 - Follows: 632 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
An Everlasting Bond by AquaTitaniaMiyuki reviews
Maybe we'll meet again. Someday. Zervis (IT'S CANON!). Fluff.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Zeref, Mavis V. - Complete
The BackHander by Dick Rash reviews
Time-Travel fic where Naruto is badass.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,963 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Naruto U.
Proof that Killer Bee is Rubbing Off on Naruto by ichilover3 reviews
Sakura froze. Kakashi almost dropped his book. God help us all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 144 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Better to Honour by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Danzo could have been a hero. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 251 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Danzō S., Hiruzen S. - Complete
The Art of Breeding Monsters by Aldrae reviews
There are certain things about children that only their mother can see.
Monster - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,249 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Complete
He Had No Fingers by Gleam reviews
The Ninetails cannot be contained. But it will take a human sacrifice, all the same.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,253 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Jealous by demonicnargles reviews
Tayuya lives in Konoha. A glimpse into her life there, a few looks at how she got there, and how she keep Naruto to herself. NaruTayu M for language One-Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 65 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Out of Time by SiriusFan13 reviews
COMPLETE! During a trip to Kyoto with his friends, Himura Kenshin winds up in deep water... thirteen years in the past. How will Kenshin deal with the Revolution again? And how will his friends deal with Battousai, who has traded places with him? R&R!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 110,937 - Reviews: 1334 - Favs: 1,399 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 11/28/2004 - Kenshin, Battousai - Complete
The Choshu Chronicles by omasuoniwabanshi reviews
Complete! This story continues where the OVA movies 'Samurai X Trust and Betrayal' left off, so there are LOTS of spoilers. See chapter one for a better summary.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 69,817 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/4/2005 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Kenshin - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1810 - Favs: 5,358 - Follows: 777 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Cat That Danced With Death by DB Sommer reviews
Sometime in the future, Kenshin encounters the one foe he cannot best
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,239 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/6/2001 - Kenshin, Kaoru - Complete