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Joined 03-17-13, id: 4603815, Profile Updated: 05-06-13
Author has written 1 story for Wreck-It Ralph.

So, I guess I should get this profile started then, eh? Not sure there's much of an introduction I can give myself other than naming off the basics first.

As you can probably guess from my avatar, one of my favorite characters happens to be Fix-It Felix from Disney's Wreck-It Ralph. Ah, don't worry. I have a few other favorites tucked in there, too. For the most part, it's just the main characters (aside from Felix) including: Calhoun, Ralph, and Vanellope.

Fun fact: I'm a guy... but I have a guilty pleasure for Felix/Calhoun stories, whether they be fluff to the max or just flat-out romance. That being said, you might find a lot of my stories/favorites revolve around these two. Odd as they may be, they're my top favorite Disney couple.

Another fun fact: Just realized how bad this profile is turning out to be... Mod darn it.

Might as well end this on a good note before it gets any worse! I'm a huge kid at heart even if I can't get the courage to show it around certain people until I feel comfortable around them enough to share that aspect of my personality. I may be nearly a sophomore in high school, but I'm still goofy and immature around my close friends.

Hope you like what you read! =D

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My Hero by HannahBerrie reviews
Wreck-It-Ralph, AU. Ralph decides he wants to have a child in his life, so he adopts a little girl, Vanellope. Follow the day to day lives of Ralph, Vanellope, Felix, and Calhoun, as they go through each adventure. A story full of fluff, laughter, love, and maybe even a few tears. Reviews would make my day.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 52 - Words: 85,145 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz, Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
To Catch a Uni-Candy-Corn by Dixie Darlin reviews
King Candy orders his two inept pastry cops, Wynnchel and Duncan, to retrieve the wild fire-breathing uni-candy-corn known as Skittles so that he may have a royal steed to ride around on. Things, of course, go wrong.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,011 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Wynnchel, Duncan, King Candy/Turbo, Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
A Normal Evening by Genius-626 reviews
Super flufftastic short story that was stashed in the confines of my computer. No surprise its Heroes Cuties :D
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Sweet N' Sour by TheOneAndOnly1993 reviews
There may be a lot of things Sour Bill hates, but there is one things he actually likes. One good thing that certainly outweighs the bad.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Vanellope von Schweetz, Sour Bill - Complete
The Backstory by DanniB reviews
Takes place within the game continuity of Fix-it Felix Jr. A story showing how Felix came to work at Niceland Apartments, how he got his hammer, and his first encounter with Ralph.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,487 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr.
Shatter Every Window by Prosper-the-XVIII reviews
Age seventeen, the biggest mistake that Tamora Jean Calhoun ever made was telling her father that she wanted to join the Marines. But now she had the sweet revenge of letting the twister blow down every brick, board and slamming door of her home and past...
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Sgt. T. J. Calhoun
Bricks and Glass: Not a Good Combination by FlynnieG reviews
When Ralph tells the group about Gene for the first time, Calhoun decides that it is time for payback. NOT PART OF DYNAMITE BABY SERIES!
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Wreck-It Ralph, Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Time Warp by hochmodel reviews
Seqeul to "Dancing". Felix knew that the "Time Warp" would come in handy on the best day of his life.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz, Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Date by 9r7g5h reviews
Calhoun had never been good with dates.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Risky Buisness by hochmodel reviews
When Calhoun cancels on him and everyone else is busy, Felix spends his time doing something a bit more...unorthodox.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Turbo Takes the Throne by ERiN OPPEL reviews
After a decade of hiding, Turbo finally sets his sights on the newest racing game in the arcade. Little does he know that his "foolproof" takeover plan comes with a few glitches...
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,334 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 4/2/2013 - King Candy/Turbo - Complete
The Name Game by bunnikkila reviews
An odd similarity causes a slight misunderstanding. Takes place before Cutscene.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
The Return of General Lockload by BackForBreakfast reviews
When Calhoun's strict, protocol-driven boss General Lockload is patched into Hero's Duty, he's not too keen on the blue-shirted handyman who's stolen her heart. Can Felix and Calhoun convince him that love can be found in the strangest of places? As you can probably guess, it's a silly little Hero's Cuties fic! Now COMPLETE!
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,842 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Twenty Words That Began Forever by Prosper-the-XVIII reviews
Shameless Hero's Cuties fluff poetry. Felix and Calhoun have a lot to say about their star-crossed love; this is it in a few choice words...
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Maybe by hochmodel reviews
"I am unlovable. But, for some reason, he's decided he loves me." Tamora Calhoun muses over Felix.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Damaged Goods by Prosper-the-XVIII reviews
Hero's Cuties fluff. Calhoun gets injured in the line of work and Felix, for once powerless on the front of fixing her, can't stand to see his dynamite gal in pain. One-shot that might have more chapters added on. I got bored, okay?
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun
Understanding One Another by Calm-Waters reviews
"Why do I fix everything I touch?" Being stuck in jail sucks. Yet you learn things. Things about people, that maybe you didn't really know. Or, that you did know, yet ignored it because you were playing stupid. Perhaps being stuck in jail was the only way Felix would have ever been able to understand Ralph. And Ralph could say he learned something new about Felix too.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Wreck-It Ralph, Fix-It Felix, Jr. - Complete
Virus by hochmodel reviews
"N-N-No, y-y-you'll see," Felix cried, his sobs making him hard to understand. "We'll find a cure! You'll be normal again. Things will go back to the way they were! We'll be back in my game with Vanellope and Ralph and-" "Stop." One simple, calm command from her mouth. Her face was icey, but her heart was broken. Every word that Felix spoke made her shattered soul throb with pain.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Princess by MidnightMoonSong reviews
Felix ends up hanging out/watching Vanellope for the evening. Cute family parental type relationship stuffs.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Vanellope von Schweetz, Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun, Wreck-It Ralph - Complete
Unpleasant Surprise by MidnightMoonSong reviews
One-shot based on a headcanon from wir-headcanons. Vanellope has the day off and decides to visit Hero's Duty to see Calhoun, unaware of how dangerous it is. This is the only time Calhoun has ever interfered with the first person shooter. Fluffy family type story, cuteness is all I can write, sorry
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Vanellope von Schweetz, Sgt. T. J. Calhoun, Wreck-It Ralph, Fix-It Felix, Jr. - Complete
I'm Here For You by Awesomo3000 reviews
A frantic knock at his door wakes Ralph up in the middle of the night, where he finds a crying Vanellope at his doorstep, having been the victim of a terrible nightmare. Can Ralph comfort her and convince her that he'll always be there for her? WARNING: SPOILERS! DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE FILM!
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
Craziness and All by MidnightMoonSong reviews
Just some family style fluff featuring the core four hanging out on a day off. Absolutely no substance, I just wanted to write something cute, so here you go.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Vanellope von Schweetz, Wreck-It Ralph, Sgt. T. J. Calhoun, Fix-It Felix, Jr. - Complete
Dancing by hochmodel reviews
Sometimes, Felix gets a little too insecure. It doesn't help when Calhoun is dancing with her men instead of him.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Losing Hats by hochmodel reviews
Felix loses his hat and wishes, after being traumatized, wishes he never found it.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun, Gene - Complete
I Won't Shoot by hochmodel reviews
She won't shoot. Not this time.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Playing by hochmodel reviews
Felix liked to play the piano, but don't tell anyone. It's for his ears, only.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
You Have to Fight for Who You Love by hochmodel reviews
Brad's back and wants to have a life with Tamora, but she refuses and chooses Felix instead. You'd think he would stop there, but that cybug must have done something to him, because he's determined to get her back, he'll do it by force.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,139 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
They Both Knew by Calm-Waters reviews
"Ralph? Can I help you?" Those words were a pretense. A false cover. Both of them knew exactly what was going on underneath the words, shown in the expressions. The silences; the absence of words. Both of them knew the other. Ralph wasn't allowed here. Yet, it couldn't be helped.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Wreck-It Ralph, Fix-It Felix, Jr. - Complete
Bandages by Raven Morning reviews
Wrecking building after building for 30 years takes a toll on Ralph's hands, often leaving them scratched and bruised after a long workday. But what happens when one little racer sees his injured hands and decides that it's simply unacceptable? Review, please! Oneshot
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
Lullaby in Ragtime by Raven Morning reviews
Restless nights are creeping up on Vanellope again, and after one too many nightmares, she decides to go to the one person she knows that can chase them away. Ralph/Vanellope friendship, prompt-fill response from livejournal. Review please!
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
Game Over by BackForBreakfast reviews
One-shot turned full story. After Felix watches Calhoun have her first Game Over, things take a sharp turn for the worse when he steps into Hero's Duty. Can Felix be saved from his terrible fate as a cybrid, or is he doomed to this miserable existence forever? Hero's Cuties with dollops of both fluff and angst. Now COMPLETE!
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,910 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Local Man Finds His Arcade 'Turbotastic' by Cadavatar reviews
Mr. Litwak isn't stupid. He knows more than most would think. Oneshot.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 1,434 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Mr. Litwak - Complete
Tense by keep-me-posted reviews
Felix gives Calhoun a long overdue massage. WIR OneShot.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2013 - [Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun] - Complete
The Night After by Ryan Stoppable reviews
Last night, everything changed for the inhabitants of the Fix-It Felix, Jr. and Sugar Rush games at Litwak's Arcade. Tonight, Ralph and Vanellope get their first crack at the new normal. Please read & review!
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,056 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
One Week by Pixelated-Grammar-Nazi reviews
Kitchen table smut. If you're into that kinda thing.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Some Nights by keep-me-posted reviews
Felix shows up early for dinner at Calhoun's place and walks in on something completely unexpected. WIR OneShot.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/24/2013 - [Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun] - Complete
One More Night by keep-me-posted reviews
It had become sort of a habit of her's. A routine, really. Every night since the day she met him, Sergeant Calhoun had been doing this. For two months, she had kept it up in secret. And then she was caught. WIR OneShot.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/19/2013 - [Sgt. T. J. Calhoun, Fix-It Felix, Jr.] - Complete
Blue by hochmodel reviews
Sequel to "Black." "'When did you begin glitching, Felix' 'Right after my wife…was killed.' Felix responded sadly. Dr. Mario left his place on the couch.'A broken heart is like broken code.' The doctor explained calmly. 'The malfunctioning code spreads throughout the character, becoming like a cancerous cell. The character becomes a glitch until he fades away.'"
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,821 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr. - Complete
Black by hochmodel reviews
"Felix." Vanellope placed her hand on his nose. His writhing and screaming stopped, and he sobbed into the crying girl's jacket. "You can't fix it it."
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
His First Time by Pixelated-Grammar-Nazi reviews
Tasteful Felix/Calhoun smut with slight plot. Flames welcome, if that's your thing, I guess.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Cry by 9r7g5h reviews
And as the sound of his heart, normally so loud to her, faded into silence, Calhoun could only bow her head and cry.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Sgt. T. J. Calhoun, Fix-It Felix, Jr. - Complete
Where Do Babies Come From? by hochmodel reviews
Vanellope innocently asks where new characters come from, resulting in a hysterically laughing Calhoun, a blushing and stammering Felix, and a smirking Ralph. I do not own, and cite for idea inside.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
Watch Out, Felix by XoStarcicleoX reviews
Jealousy? On Calhoun? Will Felix be able to fix THIS?
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/24/2012 - [Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun] - Complete
Profound reviews
"He would never know how he won the heart of such a miraculous woman like Calhoun." Hero's Cuties.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete