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Joined 09-24-03, id: 460512, Profile Updated: 11-21-12
Author has written 15 stories for 101/102 Dalmatians, Benny and Joon, South Park, Misc. Tv Shows, Misc. Movies, and A League of Their Own.

Name: Beth

Age: 27

Location: Portland, OR

Favorite movies: A League of Their Own, Titanic

Favorite TV shows: South Park, The Simpsons

Favorite Documentary: Life After People and the series.

Favorite Food: Macaroni N Cheese

Interests: traveling, parodies, writing, reading, internet, TV, Drama, and video games.

Favorite Pet: Calico cat and Dalmatians

I hate: Bullies, jerks, assholes, stupid people, ignorance, narrow minded people, rapists, child molesters, being ignored, people not listening to me, being discriminated.

Quotes:

"You look like shit, don't you ever shave."

"There's no crying in baseball."

"Some cultures are defined by their relationship to cheese."

"She paints, she reads, she lights things on fire."

"It's a shame about Raisins."

"They're just humiliated grapes."

"Sit down son, you're making me nervous."

"You're out of your tree." "It's not my tree."

"Don't underestimate the mentally ill."

"I have every right to be outside officer, I have every right."

"When a boat runs ashore, the sea has spoken."

"Having a Boo Radley moment are we?"

"Shaken, not stirred."

"I like the high ones."

"I'm a Peach."

"Hey cow girls, see the grass, don't eat it."

"There's no crying in baseball."

"I'm the king of the world"

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Meaning Of Happiness by Sarah Giansanti reviews
What if, Cal did find Rose on the Carpathia and begs for her to give him one last chance to repair the damage he caused her. Will Rose accept him? Or will she tell him to go to hell? Did Cal change at all? - Rose/Cal
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,428 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Rose D., Cal H. - Complete
The Big Secret by BigMouth96 reviews
Big secrets, lies, drama, secret romances, an episode of iCarly or two, and even...the duel mocking forces of Sam and House? You know it.
Crossover - House, M.D. & iCarly - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 9/20/2009 - J. Wilson, Mrs. Benson
TitanicJack is BackBased on Derek Johnson traier by TulipPopular reviews
Well, watch the trailer for Titanic To the Surface by Derek Johnson and that'll explain the plot. Add in Rose's great granddaughter and a trip to Paris to escape the law and you have Jack is Back! Trust me, this worth reading. People who read it loved it
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,612 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Jack D.
Titanic: A 1912 Fairytale by TheFilmDirector2013 reviews
Cinderella romance tale about Deborah Bell, a poor young girl boarding the Titanic in 3rd class, with her two cruel step-sisters, she meets Thomas Andrews & they both instantly fall for each other, but there are hard challenges along the way. PLEASE R&R!
Titanic - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,402 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Thomas A. - Complete
A New Life: After Titanic by TheFilmDirector2013 reviews
The romance of Jack and Rose and...their friendship with Cal..after they leave the Titanic behind...a GREAT romance story, please R&R if you like...
Titanic - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,134 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Rose D., Jack D. - Complete
The Aftermath: Rose's Life After the Titanic by AmazingWingedGirl reviews
Jack lives on inside Rose...literally. This is her story, full of drama, surprises, and life lessons.
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,865 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Complete
Miss Honey's Perfect Family by Manda.MAB reviews
Ten years after the movie ended, Matilda thinks Miss Honey needs a man. With a new teacher at the school who know what will happen. More chapters will come! New chapter up! 10/24
Matilda - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009
Falling from Grace by jusAgurl93x reviews
Cartman Gets a StepFather, who later becomes verbally and physically abbusive to both him and his mom. Cartman has a hard time dealing with it, and starts going down the wrong road in his life, Can Kyle Save him before its too late?CartmanXKyle SLASH
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 41 - Words: 200,343 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Rory Gilmore goes to jail by RPM1978 reviews
This chronicles the time Rory Gilmore is in jail for stealing a boat
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Rory G., Lorelai G. - Complete
KPAX: Cupid It's a Wonderful Life Despite 911 by Atomdancerrr
Cupid must pull a “Howling Mad Murdock” to save Claire and Josie from 9/11. Then Cupid, prot and the staff and Patients of MPI and Sachs-Gordon Medical Center Medical center get through 9/11 with a little help from Clarence Odbody Angel First Class.
Crossover - Cupid & K-PAX - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39,476 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
Suite Life on Titanic by Banjofreaklad78 reviews
What happens when London, Bailey, Cody and Zack board the Titanic? read to find out..............
Suite Life series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,377 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Cody M., Bailey P. - Complete
I'd Rather Be Special by AK-tutti reviews
Sharpay has felt different all her life, and one day she got diagnosed with a handicap called Aspergers Syndrome. She spent years distancing herself from it, she just wanted to be a normal girl, but love forces her to deal with it. - Troypay
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 153,038 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Complete
Jurassic Park by mikromb13 reviews
COMPLETE: Crossover between Suite Life and Jurassic Park. The gang gets the chance to be the first ones to try out the world’s newest and most extreme theme park. Everything starts off well and good, but will this vacation be more than they bargained for?
Crossover - Jurassic Park & Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,369 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
Baby, What If? by NightMary reviews
A League Of Their Own - As Dottie chases her younger sister along her own journey of self-realization, she comes to understand that the journey had been hers all along- with the greatest discovery coming out of immense heartbreak.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,589 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007
When Penny met Cody by wdearth reviews
Once I saw a Deviant Art Image of Cody from The Rescuers Down Under, and Penny from The Rescuers, riding Marahute, I thought I should come up with a story of how they one day met.
Disney - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
Blue by bicyclefish reviews
A cast and some blue paint.
Benny and Joon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Benny and Joon: Green Eggs and Sam by bicyclefish reviews
Both Sam and Joon have lessons to teach. One-shot.
Benny and Joon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete
What Is It, Baby? by NightMary reviews
[A League of Their Own] After the bus driver quits in the middle of nowhere with the Charm school teacher trying to stop him, and Mae tries to kill Stillwell with a bat, a star player doesn't expect what happens when she tries to wake the team's coach up.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,524 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Complete
Life after Jack by jamie2006 reviews
Rose and her daughter Opal are living in the year 1915, and Rose is still thinking about Jack and Cal. But what if Cal comes back. Maybe Jack is still alive, maybe not. There is alot of suspence in this story!
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 13,117 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Complete
He aint my Husband by TheGodMachine reviews
[A league of their Own] Evelyn is tired of being yelled at and longs for someone to be proud of her. May be JimmyEvelyn in the future.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Complete
Don't Touch Me by ellina HOPE reviews
BENNY AND JOON After the movie, not all is right in paradise... She's losing it, and he can't do a thing. Edited and Revised
Benny and Joon - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 6/1/2005 - Published: 12/7/2003 - Complete
Love you too, Joon by ellina HOPE reviews
BENNY AND JOON Set during the movie, just a little moment between Sam and Joon really late at night. Edited and Revised
Benny and Joon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 6/1/2005 - Published: 9/27/2003 - Complete
Welcome home, Sam by ellina HOPE reviews
BENNY AND JOON A happy little story of Joon and Sam's life about six years after the movie. They have a daughter now. Edited and Revised
Benny and Joon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Updated: 6/1/2005 - Published: 9/16/2003 - Complete
I Think That I Shall Never See by vanillafluffy reviews
Why Sam likes trees, and other things he thinks about. A leafy little something for Arbor Day.
Benny and Joon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Published: 4/29/2005
Childhood by The Logical Ghost reviews
Benny & Joon one-shot. Sam-centric, backstory, angsty. Rating for implied violence - use your imagination! Possible longer story to come. R&R!
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2005 - Complete
Baby Rex by vanillafluffy reviews
Chapter One: Grilled cheese, a fib and the consequences. Chapter Two: Tapioca, fingerpaints and a new skill. Chapter Three: Downfall of the invincible alien fighter, a day at the races and a night at the movies. COMPLETE
Benny and Joon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/25/2004 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Complete
Wedding Bells by Dawnie-7 reviews
After two months of planning, the big day has finally come. Sam and Joon's wedding day! Follow up to Marry Me, Please.
Benny and Joon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 10/13/2004 - Published: 10/7/2004 - Complete
Surprised? by Ed-Wood reviews
Benny and Joon! It's set a few months after the film, and mostly centred on Sam, Ruthy and Joon sorry Benny fans ....who are we kidding? You are all SAM and Johnny Depp FANS! Thanks.
Benny and Joon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,042 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/16/2004 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Complete
Merry Me, Please by Dawnie-7 reviews
Sam knows he wants to ask Joon to merry him. The question is, how? One Shot
Benny and Joon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Complete
Joon Rose by SnuffyLives88 reviews
(Benny & Joon) One day, Sam decides to make something for Joon. Short and sweet, and chock full of darling Sam.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2004
Thrice and Forever by Lip Balm reviews
[BENNY AND JOON] Sam finds three ways to say I love you, and an infinite number more through days. [ONE SHOT] [Brief]
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2003 - Complete
ABC Sam by Lip Balm reviews
[Benny and Joon] Joon decides that perhaps the time is right to teach Sam how to read and write a bit more. Sam, on the other hand, had other ideas to get across. [ONESHOT. No more chapters]
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2003 - Complete
Charcoal by gypsy season reviews
[Benny and Joon] In which Sam discoveres a certain stack of charcoal drawings and is also given a legit. background.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/11/2003
Relish In The Moment by x-mangle reviews
(Benny & Joon) Short, sappy little romance scene between Sam and Joon. R&R please.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/11/2003
Stevie by Elf-Vulcan reviews
Benny & Joon fic Benny talks to Stevie about some of the problems and doubts he's having in caring for Joon. Very short.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/4/2003
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Ass Burgers reviews
Eric, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny all get a new student who has Asperger's syndrome but the condition has become a new fad just like ADHD was 10 years ago when it was being over diagnosed in the 1990's.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,479 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 5/12/2009
What's Eating Benny Pearl? reviews
What's Eating Gilbert Grape/Benny & Joon. Gilbert and Arnie are on the road with Becky and her grandmother, then their car breaks down again but this time it happens in Spokane. What's freaky is Gilbert looks a lot like Sam.
Crossover - Misc. Movies & Benny and Joon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,435 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 10/28/2009
Benny & Joon in A League of Their Own reviews
A crossover between Benny & Joon and A League of Their Own. Eric's cousin drops into town and he is scouting for the girls baseball league and he decides to bring Ruthie and Joon along since they could play and he is impressed with their moves.
Crossover - Benny and Joon & A League of Their Own - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,969 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 10/20/2010
Baby in the League reviews
A League Of Their Own fanfic. Kit is a immature brat in the AAGPBL and all the Rockford Peaches are tired of her behavior so they decide to treat her like a baby since she is acting like one.
A League of Their Own - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,014 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010
If you became Joon's Smail
An inside of a character and you get to have the experiance of being Joon's new housekeeper.
Benny and Joon - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,027 - Published: 11/3/2009
If Sam Knocked Joon Up reviews
What if Joon really did get pregnant in the movie? This story takes place after Joon had moved into her own apartment
Benny and Joon - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2009
Sam and Joon Get Their License reviews
Joon wants to be more independent. She wants to get a driver's license and get a car. Sam decides he better get one too so she doesn't always have to do the driving.
Benny and Joon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,825 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009
Everyone Hates Barney reviews
Barney is a humiliating purple t-rex. He annoys lot of people, even me.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/21/2009
Troubles With the Bathroom reviews
Benny's life is very complicated all because he has to take care of his sick sister but worse of all she keeps having accidents. Can he find a solution to that problem or get her to stop having them?
Benny and Joon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,816 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Complete
Sam's Secret reviews
Sam shares his deep dark secret with Joon
Benny and Joon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Complete
There's Something About Sam reviews
Sam had always been different but could he have something else instead of just dyslexia?
Benny and Joon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,783 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Complete
What Made Benny Crawl Back to Sam reviews
A speculation about how Benny decided to crawl back to Sam and let Joon go. The story takes off after Joon was sent to the hospital after the breakdown on the bus.
Benny and Joon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,890 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
25 Dalmatians reviews
Parody of 101 Dalmatians
101/102 Dalmatians - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,165 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 10/26/2008
If Roger and Anita Didn't Get Engaged reviews
Instead of Roger and Anita getting engaged the same day they met, they decide to take it slow.
101/102 Dalmatians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Complete
How Chloe Got Dipstick reviews
A speculation of how Chloe got Dipstick.
101/102 Dalmatians - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Complete