Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, Life With Derek, and Veronica Mars.
Its Pottermore offical... I'm a Slytherin! (As if I didn't already know that)
Find me on Pottermore: Dreamseeker3180
Draco/Ginny from Harry Potter
Derek/Casey from Life with Derek
Veronica/Logan from Veronica Mars
My stories usually have a lot of drama. I like the twists and turns, the ups and downs... in my stories, not my life.
Why its good to be a Women!
1. We got off the Titanic first.
Very Unimportant Facts (but funny nonetheless)
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30 feet. (OMG!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig!)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour. (Don't try this at home, maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the...!")
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm...)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing)
A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know quite a few people like that.)
Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too!)
Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live longer)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig!)
HP Characters I like to have as decently important
Draco- I love using Draco as my main guy. He has that strong exterior, but it is also easy to make him act different ways. He's unpredictable!
Ginny- I think she is the best for main girl. She is both sweet and innocent as well as down and dirty. Woot!
Bill- I love Ginny's brothers, but Bill is my favorite. I like him and Ginny having a close relationship even with the age difference!
Harry- I am not a big fan of the good boy Potter, but Harry as a bad good guy is awesome!
Hermione- I like having her has the main background girl. Plus what I can't make Ginny do, remember she is stubborn, I can make Hermione do!
Blaise- Blaise is great as the main background guy. He is so mysterious that its hot!
Ron- I've recently come around to having Ron around. He is usually an ass, but genuinely cares for his sister.
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods...
On a Sears’s hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (And that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos:.. You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's "just" a suggestion.)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...And you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And ... I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this! I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I do not blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Was there a lot of this happening somewhere? You would think this had to happen a lot for them to mention it, right?)
Quotes (If I know where they are from, I will put it...)
--She is still alive but only just.- Harry Potter
--The world makes you into a bitch, no matter how quietly you go, so you may as well go kicking and screaming.- Roseanne
--The best thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. -Bob Marley
--Friendship isn't about who you have known the longest, it's about those who never left your side when times got rough and when everyone else was mad at you.
--I'm so impressed you fit a pony into my room! -Veronica Mars
--Lilly: Don't you watch any horror movies? My soul is doomed to walk the earth until justice has been served...
Lilly: Yeah that, and as kind of a side project, I dispense fashion advice. -Veronica Mars
--It does not do well to dwell on dreams and forget to live. -Harry Potter
--Logan: No, Veronica was my friend too. If she hadn't ratted me out, then Lilly and I would have stayed together. And Lilly wouldn't have been alone that day. I would have been there. So yeah I blame Veronica... and I blame myself for being stupid and I blame Lilly for being a bitch that week.
Rebecca James: You know there is another way of looking at this, Logan. If you'd still been together, then you'd have been dead too.
Logan: And what is so great about living? -Veronica Mars
--As I have told you now three times, this is the friendly officer of the law who is going to overlook your underage public drunkenness.-Veronica Mars
--Screws fall out all the time. The world is an imperfect place. -The Breakfast Club
--Wallace: Norman is my imaginary, straight-A, Eagle Scout, 'mama's boy' friend.
Veronica: He sounds boring for an imaginary friend.
Wallace: Mom seems to like him. -Veronica Mars
--See the truth is, you could slit my throat, and with my one last gasping breath, I would apologize for bleeding on your shirt.
--The Prince: You told me it was a matter of life or death
DaVinci: A women always is. -Ever after
--Faith. You give it to those you love. But the ones who really deserve it are the ones who come through, even when you don't love them enough. -Veronica Mars
--Veronica: Meg's pregnant.
Duncan: I know.
Veronica: You know?
Duncan: There was a letter, from her aunt. I guess Meg had asked to live up there and raise the baby.
Veronica: Oh my God, Duncan, how could you...
Duncan: Last spring, before we broke up...
Veronica: OK, stop, I was shown a diagram once, I know how it works. But you knew, and you didn't tell me?
Duncan: This has nothing to do with us.
Veronica: Oh, no! Nothing. Your secret illegitimate child gestating in the womb of your comatose ex-girlfriend affects neither you nor me -Veronica Mars
--You have no power over me. -Labyrinth
--I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave. -Labyrinth
--Why is it so hard to find someone who cares about you, when it's easy enough to find someone to look down on you.-Three Days Grace
--The first thing we did in kindergarten was get shown a picture of two oranges and an apple. Then pick out which one didn't belong... The first thing we were taught was being different is wrong.
--It is just a crystal, but if you turn it this way and look into it, you will see all your dreams. -Labyrinth
--I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell. -Matchbox 20
--Lose one friend... Lose all friends... Lose yourself. -Boy Meets World