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Joined 03-19-13, id: 4607609, Profile Updated: 10-11-15
Author has written 3 stories for Pride and Prejudice.

Hey all! Thanks for visiting my page!

About me: P&P is my favorite novel, hence the questionable obsession with its fandom, from reading to writing. All of my fics here are regency and all are oriented towards romance.

* Regarding my story, A Woman Scorned - I have removed it from this site in the interest of protecting it from the threat of plagiarism JAFF authors have begun to experience at a growing rate. Anyone interested in following up on the story's conclusion starting in late September of this year can find it on the JAFF-centric site, The Meryton Assembly, where I go by the username justMJ. TMA is moderated to a degree that allows for most authors to feel a measure of safety that many of us no longer experience here. If you're disappointed by my decision, blame the d-bags of the world that make us feel unsafe to share our work for free!* end rant*

Other things to throw out there:

1 - I'm of the very strong opinion that when thinking of P&P, one can only picture the peerless Mr. Colin Firth and his luminous co-star, the lovely Miss Jennifer Ehle, if one is to be right in the head. Emaciated Kiera Knightly as my beloved Elizabeth Bennet makes me want to throw up on Joe Wright's poor, unsuspecting child. And Matthew MacFadyen is NOT Mr. Darcy. He just isn't. Don't want to offend anyone who is a fan of that version, but it's the gospel truth.

2 - As a reader I also devour The Mentalist ff (my FAVE ever show), though I don't expect to ever try my hand at that fandom. And I'm devastated that the show is over. Like, I don't know what to do with myself anymore. Lisbon, come back to me...

3 - My favorite quote is only two words, spoken by one John Cage: "Begin Anywhere." It just speaks volumes to me.

4 - Comments on my fics are more than welcome, though please be nice boys and girls if you disapprove. Authors have feelings too, and we take a big chance by putting our amateur work online for millions of people to read. Just sayin'.

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Sparks Fly, Tires Skid by orchidvines reviews
Elizabeth and Darcy meet at the scene of a car crash. They do not politely exchange insurance information. Modern AU. Completed.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 1659 - Favs: 2,443 - Follows: 1,108 - Updated: 7/21/2017 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Musings and Memories by starry19 reviews
"It seemed to him that they had managed to squeeze more into a single lifetime than average people. The thought made him smile a bit wistfully. No, they weren't average, any of them. They were extraordinary." My last TM story.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/23/2015 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
You're In My Veins by Nerwen Aldarion reviews
Companion to A Sad Beautiful Tragic Love Affair: A month before her own wedding, Jane comes back into Lisbon's life and turns it all upside down once more. They both have to sort out the pieces of life after Red John and the life Jane rejected five years ago. Jisbon of course.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 94,224 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Mentalist: That Certain Smile by Donnamour1969 reviews
NOW COMPLETE! What if Lisbon had been the one sent to South America to retrieve Jane? Alternative to "My Blue Heaven," so some spoilers. Romance/Drama/Humor. Rated T/M for adult language and situations.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,672 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Tiger and the Lamb by inkstainedfingers97 reviews
In this story, Lisbon is the one with the crazy bulletin board.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 166,164 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
In the Cards by Idan reviews
NOW COMPLETE! Jane teases Lisbon about her poker skills, which leads to a conversation that surprises them both, spirals into plots and counter-plots, and leaves them facing a dilemma they never imagined, but might secretly want. Minor spoilers for early season 5, but goes AU from there. Thanks to phoenixx87 for the cover!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 293,789 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Red and the Grey by bloodwrites reviews
Winner, 2012 Paint it Red Best Het Romance! Spoilers up to season 3 finale; directly follows events of 3x24. A new nemesis appears on the scene to avenge Red John, targeting Lisbon to get to Jane. Creepy dollhouses, life on the lam, and sexy Jisbon times abound.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 110,869 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
You, Me and the Bourgeoisie by orchidvines reviews
Will Darcy had absolutely everything. Until the accident. In a glimpse of what could have been, he wakes up beside Lizzy Bennet, the artist he was supposed to dump ten years ago. The fork in his path. Still, what the hell happened to his Armani suits?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,053 - Reviews: 1010 - Favs: 1,105 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Complete
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Beauty Bathes Again reviews
Stupid title, I know, but appropriate for the sequel to "Mr. Darcy's Bathing Beauty!" Set a year after Lizzy and Darcy's marriage. Cutesy, but not for the kiddies!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,735 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 72 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
To Get It Right - A Wedding Night Story reviews
Yet another D/E wedding night tale. Elizabeth is a sheltered maiden, Darcy is experienced and practically prostrate with lust. But he wants to take his time and make his new bride comfortable. Rated a strong M. Mature readers only, please.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,499 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Mr Darcy's Bathing Beauty reviews
Just a bit of smut involving everybody's favorite couple behaving naughty and way out of character. Mr. Darcy tries to do something sweet for his bride-to-be and the results are far more satisfying than he imagined they'd be...
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 97 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
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