The Hero of Time 1998
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I DO NOT OWN MY PROFILE PICTURE

If you are insane but intelligent, put this in your profile!

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (But, when else will I be able to do my hair?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (Ohhh...see, I thought different soap had different methods of use.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (I'd say that method of ironing works very well.)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (That's correct, we need to stop them five year olds from driving them forklifts.)

On a Korean kitchen knife: "Keep out of children." (Is it... supposed to say that?)

On the bottom of a Tirasimu Dessert box: "Warning: Do not flip upside-down." (Oh, thank's for the warning.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (I had NO IDEA.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (Where else are we gonna use 'em? Outer space?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (...I have no idea what that means..)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (What, no peas?)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Raise your hand if you've done this.)

On plastic wrapping: "Do not put on head...may result in suffocation." (But...suffocation is fun!)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity. Copy and paste this into your profile! XD

female come backs

pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Girl: Did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell?
Guy: I would die for you.
Girl: Prove it.
Guy: I think you're the best looking girl here.
Girl: Well, I better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I?
Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight, or do you want me to walk by again?
Girl: Yeah, but this time, don't stop. (NOT BY ME)

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
GUYS REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen"

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

15 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

BEST FRIENDS/FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - girl - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Has a wet shoulder from your tears.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Would beat up the crowds that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!

(I reposted ;D)

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year or longer, and doesn't care.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with books, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.


If you're a female gamer, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on copy and paste this into your profile (Trust me, I do it often.)

Count every "F" in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...

HOW MANY?

THERE ARE 6 - no joke.
READ IT AGAIN !
Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's.

The reasoning behind this is the brain cannot process 'OF' (No kidding... -.-")

Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius.
Copy and paste it to your profile!

If you aren't dead yet, copy and paste this into your profile. (But... how will we get rid of this when we die?)

If you think that people should not flame but offer constructive criticism, copy and paste this in your profile. (Seriously people, there is a difference!!)

Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you dream in color, copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are in lala land most of the time, copy this onto your profile.

If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile.

If you hunt through people's profiles to find copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this. (I once dreamed I was wearing Tetra's clothes while running up and down a playground trying to get away from Ghirahim, who was chasing me :l)

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

90 of people today would die if Facebook had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have authors you respect,copy and paste this to your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you would stand up for your favourite pairings and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name after mine: Mind Seeker, Dewdrop13, EmpoweredWolfWrath, metasgirl, HorrorFan 101, Eptastic Girl, Link's Rose, The Hero of Time 1998

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile.

If you talk to inanimate objects (ex. "WORK, stupid computer!), copy and paste into your profile

If you believe Narnia is real, copy and paste this to your profile, and add your name to the list: Miss Pookamonga, breezybrez, Clear Plastic, narniagirl17 :), fionagurls1301:fictionlover94, horror101, Eptastic Girl, Link's Rose, The Hero of Time 1998

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (I call it HYRULE)

Copy and Paste in your profile if you hate stereotypes.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black;

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (I actually AM anti-social XD)

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (well, actually I read Manga (MANGA ROX!!))

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (Thumbs up for ALFRED! :D)

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (John Key. I don't like him.)

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (Arthur Kirkland gives me lessons, deal with it.)

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist. (FIIIIIIIIIIRE)

2. Your Nobody name (take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an 'x' where you think it should go) : Eawinhix

3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus 'izzle') : Hinizzle

4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Blue Wolf

5. Your Soap Opera name (your middle name and the street you live on) : Tomairaingi Eversham

6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name and first two letters of your first name): Whihi

7. Your Super Hero Name (second fav. color and fav. drink) : Purple Milk

8. Your Witness Protection name (parents middle name) : Te Aorangi William

9. Your Goth name (black plus the name of one of your pets) : Black Rangi

Akatsukicons!

Pein: @:@

Konan: *-_-

Itachi: */ \*

Deidara: o\/

Zetsu: \o.o/

Tobi: @

Sasori: -.-

Kisame: =0_o=

Hidan: o.o

Kakuzu: $_$

Copy and paste this to your profile to help them take over the world!!


Deidara: Do I ever cross your mind?

Sasori: No.

Deidara: Do you like me?

Sasori: Not really.

Deidara: Do you want me?

Sasori: No.

Deidara: Would you cry if I left?

Sasori: No.

Deidara: Would you live for me?

Sasori: No.

Deidara: Would you do anything for me?

Sasori: No.

Deidara: Choose your life or mine.

Sasori: My life.

Deidara runs away in shock and pain and Sasori runs after him and says:

Sasori: The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason why I don't want you is because I need you. The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I wouldn't do anything for you is because I would do EVERYTHING for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you think that's sweet.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer to be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! Difelintly.

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Take a stand. Fight for what's right. And keep on speaking out until someone chooses to hear. Spread LOVE not HATE and put a stop to HOMOPHOBIA.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy this onto your profile

If you are, crazy and insane, put this in your profile.

97% of people would cry if they saw Robert Pattinson standing on a skyscraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3% who would sit there, eating popcorn and screaming "DO A BACKFLIP!" then copy and paste this as your status

95 of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 that would get some popcorn, get a nice seat, than start chanting "JUMP, JUMP, JUMP"

I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
understand."

And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you."

Isn't it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a mini skirt with a t-shirt that barely covers anything?

Isn't it funny you can change your music! taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music! and her own style, you give her a mouthful?

ISNT IT FUNNY that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone?

Are you laughing?

Isnt it funny how an emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity?

ISNT IT FUNNY that you dont mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music! you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?

Im not laughing!

ITS SO FUNNY that you and your friends can make a girls life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting.

ISNT IT FUNNY that you can call the emos, punks and the goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.

ISNT IT FUNNY HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOURNOTEMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OF LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS.

KEEP ON LAUGHING!

Isnt it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life

without knowing her situation with her friends

or or her family

or her LIFE

If you're not laughing, copy and paste this into your profile.

BRAVE IS NOT GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING

BRAVE IS NOT
SAYING A SPEECH

BRAVE IS NOT
DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND

BRAVE IS. . .

. . . . . LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND
BEING PROUD OF IT.

KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS.

GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET.

GOING TO SCHOOL EVERY DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE WHORES AROUND YOU ARE SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES.

BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMORROW ISN'T A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE, ITS ANOTHER DAY OF BITCHING AND DODGING RUMOURS.

KEEP ON LAUGHING.
Put this on your profile if you agree

a short story one would Like to share with you!

The Mushroom Clan and the Dishsoap Clan never got along... Why? Because they were just so different! The Dishsoapians blew bubbles all day while the Mushroom people did... whatever Mushroom people do. One day while the Dishsoapians came together for tea and crumpets, they came up with an idea!To stop the quarrle with the Mushroom people. After the delioushous (that is my own word :D) tea, the Dishsoapians started with their plan.The mayor of the Dishsoapians sent a letter to the Mushroom people mayor a appoligy letter and that they should all get along. The Mushroom Clan leader accepted the appoligy and they lived in peace forever. The End :D

So let me get this straight!

Larry King is getting his 8th divorce.

Liz Taylor is possibly getting married for the 9th time.

Britney Spears had a 55 HOUR marriage.

Jesse James and Tiger Woods are screwing EVERYTHING!

Yet to some the idea of same-sex marriage is going to destroy the institution of Marriage??

Really? REALLY??

Copy and Paste this to your profile if you are …Proud to support equal rights for ALL!

COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU SUPPORT GAY RIGHTS! (I don't even call them 'gay', I call them 'people with different taste in love'. ;D ) Seriously Russia! Legalize the damn law already! (I APPLE-O-GIZE TO ANY RUSSIANS THAT I MIGHT HAVE OFFENDED)

I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness, everybody deserves a chance.
I don't care if you're ugly or pretty, everybody has flaws.
I don't care if you're black or white, everybody has the same capabilities.
I don't care if you're weird, everybody needs to change.
I don't care if you're rich or poor, everybody needs warmth.
I don't care if you're different, everybody is.
Repost this if you agree with it.

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
Say the words out loud.
1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone...,No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...Le i Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pah

North Italy (Feliciano/Veneciano Vargas)

(X) You were bullied a lot in your childhood
(X) You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
(X) You're very happy-go-lucky
(X) You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
(X) You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
(X) You're a good artist
(X)You can be clumsy
(X) You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
() If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
(X) You would surrender in a war situation

9/10 for Italy (Ve -)

South Italy (Lovino/Romano Vargas)

() You love tomatoes
(X) You tend to say "goddamn" and "bastard" to everyone, a lot
(X) You tend to get irritated easily
(X) You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick out
() You hate French people
(X) You rely on people too much
(X) You would surrender in a war situation
(X) You often feel like people are after your inheritance
(X) You are lazy at times, and you are horrible at cleaning

7/10 for Romano (BASTARD)

Germany (Ludwig)

(X) You're very stoic and serious
() Sausages are your favourite foods.
() You like to walk dogs/your dog
() Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case. (My mother is a nut-case...does that count?)
()You love rules and think they should always be followed to (NO)
() You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
()You work very hard, too hard...
(X) Your alone time is your 'happy time'
(X) You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
(X) You've had issues with money once or twice

4/10 for Germany (EVERYONE SHUT UP!)

Japan (Kiku Honda)

(X) You're very mature
()You think everything over before saying it.
(X) You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
() You isolated yourself during childhood
() You became very successful in a short amount of time
(X) You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
(X) You can seem cold/aloof to other people
(X) You're good at practical tasks
() You need time to adjust to new people

5/10 for Japan (I agree with America)

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

(X) You love hamburgers
() You think you're awesome (Whuh...?)
(X) You love to invent things
(X) You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
()You can seem to be very brash to other people
(X) You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
() You're terrified of ghosts
(X) You know aliens exist
() You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
(X) You wear glasses

6/10 for America (I'm the hero!)

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

(X) You like tea
(X) You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
(X)You're very sarcastic and cynical
(X) Your cooking is awful
(X) You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
()...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
(X) You have tried doing black magic before
() You get drunk quite easily.
() When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
() You're good at embroidery

6/10 for England (FLYING MINT BUNNEHZ)

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

(X) You're very affectionate
() You think you have a great fashion sense
() You like wine
() You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
(X) You love red roses
(X) When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women (YES I ADMIT IT)
() You're very proud of yourself
(X) You love culture and the arts
(X) You're very flamboyant
() You say you're a gourmet

5/10 for France (ohonhonhonhonhon)

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

(X) You had a very sad childhood.
(X) You're very tall
(X) You have a tendency to switch between personalities
(X) You wear a scarf all the time (even on hot days XD)
() You love sunflowers
()You love vodka
(X) You can seem intimidating to other people
(X) You're very strong
(X) You have a big nose
(X) You have a strange laugh that can scare people

8/10 for Russia (Become one with mother Russia, da?)

China (Wong Yao)

(X) You're very mature
() You're very superstitious
() You're very religious
() You love pandas
() You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
() You love Hello Kitty
(X) You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
() You work hard
(X) You're good at drawing
(X) You like sweets

4/10 for China (Aru)

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

(X) You are very well-raised
() You're polite
() You love classical music
(X) You like cake
() You have a mole on your face
(X) You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
(X) You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument
(X) You've composed music before
(X) You tend to call people 'morons'
(X) You wear glasses

7/10 for Austria (Chibitalia...is a BOY?!)

Canada (Matthew Williams)

(X) You're often ignored by people
() You look younger than you actually are
(X) You love hockey
() You love polar bears
(X) You hate fighting
(X)You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy
(X) You often get mistaken for someone else
(X) You feel under-appreciated
(X) You're bilingual
() You always carry a bear with you

7/10 for Canada (I-I'm...not America...)

Cuba

() You smoke
(X) You're very physically strong
() You've won a lot of fist-fights
() In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
(X) You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
(X) You like hot weather
(X) You can be very friendly from time to time
() You look very tough on the outside
(X) You make a very nice role-model
() You don't let people get a word in edgeways

5/10 for Cuba

Hungary (Erszebet Hédeváry)

(X) You have a potty-mouth
()You like to wear flowers in your hair
(X) You used to be a very tough kid
(X) You're very reliable
(X) It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy (MUCH better...)
(X) You're very faithful
(X) Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike
(X) You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
(X) You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
(X) If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.

9/10 for Hungary (Frying pans! Who knew, right?)

Prussia (Gilbert Weillschmidt)

() You're quite mean-spirited
(X) You're a bit of a hooligan
(X) You're very loyal
() You're very good at tactics
() You hate Russia
() You love to fight people
(X) You can avoid marriages quite well
(X) You're not always taken seriously
()You like drinking
(X) You want to become stronger

5/10 for Prussia (KESESESESESESE!)

I'M HUNGARY YEAH!

And...You know you’re obsessed with Hetalia when… (Not by me...)
[x] When you wonder why the polar bear at the zoo isn’t talking to you
[x] When your teacher questions you when you constantly squeal during History class
] When you scream “Happy Birthday Alfred” and/or “Take that Arthur” on the Fourth of July in a large crowd of people and are proud when they give you the WTF look
[x] When you know what Sealand is and people find you weird for telling them he’s a little kid in a blue sailor suit that was for sale on eBay
[x] When you laugh if a country’s“vital regions” are discussed in the news/media
[x] When you question why only a few countries use Japanese as the foremost language
[x] When in a conversation about APH, you specifically use both country and human names to confuse the people around you
[x] (the obvious) When you ask, no, COMMAND people to become one with mother Russia and laugh hysterically when they look confused, telling them “everyone eventually becomes one with Russia” before walking away
] When you walk into a Hello Kitty store and ask where the Shinatty-Chan merchandise is
[x] When you take time out of your day to look up country relationships on Wikipedia
] When you begin to notice all the jokes about China
] When you try to make your own “idiot hair” and use two bottles of hair gel in the process (I don't need to; my hair already sticks out)
[x] When the Great Depression all of a sudden seem hilarious. “Your ass is MINE, America!”
[x] When you correct someone talking about a new discovery of some kind, telling them “Korea already invented that”
[x] When you have to remind people that Hong Kong is NOT the capital of China
[x] When you explain that when the aliens attack, the first to go will be the British
[x] When your grade in Geography suddenly shoots up
[x] When others ask you what you mean by “England is so cute when he’s Tsundere”
[x] When you find yourself thinking of the best conversation you’ve ever heard:
Italy: France nii-san, what is intercourse?
France: Don’t you know, Ita-chan? It’s what you do with someone you like. So…do you like me?
[x] When you correct your history teacher, telling them that the pact of steal between Germany and Italy was actually a pinky swear
[x] When seeing the new Harry Potter movie the second time, the only thing you can think of is the infamous spoiler written all over England’s torso
[x] When the contagious verbal tics of the show become a part of your normal day conversations
[x] When you have full-out and vicious debates on what side (the Axis or Allies) would win in a fist fight
[x] When you imagine, when in a state of insane exhilaration or any kind of insanity emotion, you have the same menacing purple aura that often haunts Russia when he’s “happy”
[x] When you realize you’ve memorized every single version of MaruKaite Chikyuu and sing them regularly (OMFG YOU HAVE NO IDEA XD)
[x] When you find yourself scanning through your history textbook to find a good fanfiction topic
[x] When you feel yourself tearing-up while discussing the American Revolution
[x] When you start learning Japanese just to read the Hetalia website
[x] When you expect the Polish exchange student to be a cross-dressing valley girl
] When you download your favorite episodes and watch them compulsively
[x] When you randomly scream “PASTA” and think everyone around you is weird for not getting the joke
[x] When a tomato crate seems like the best hiding place during a war
] When you know the songs “Fat na kare”, “Oyayubi no Tsukaikata”, “Makka na Ito”, “Yokan”, “Gibusu”, “Lion”, “Tetsukazu No Sekai” and “Utsukushii Namae”, have downloaded them onto your itunes and listen to them daily
[x] When “True Italian Spirit” is only another way to say “We Surrender”
] When the song “Santa Clause is coming to Town” seems like an odd rip-off of something that was written for Russia
[x] When you try to convince your history teacher to play Chibitalia episodes when learning about the Austrian Wars
[x] When, upon looking at your Youtube favorites, you find that APH videos have filled up at least two pages of space
[x] When you begin to read all about your favorite country obsessively to learn more about them
] When you start noticing how much you absolutely adore sunflowers
[x] When you realize there’s always someone underneath the cute mascot uniforms
] When you discover the joys of the Sexy Waiter outfit
] When you explain to others that condoms are the best weapons in psychological warfare
[x] When others find you odd for talking to the fairies, flying rabbits and unicorns even if they’re the odd ones out for not being able to see them in the first place
[x] When you decided to construct your own APH OC and proudly proclaim to the world that you were the one who created Ireland
[x] When you want your own pink kitty backpack
] When “Flower-Egg” seems like the best name for your new puppy
] When England wearing America’s jacket is probably one of the best things that’s ever happened to you
[x] When, upon being scolded by a teacher when caught watching/reading APH in class, you explain that you're merely studying for you History exam
[x] When you watch movies/plays/musicals/etc., place APH characters in the roles and plan you're parody fanfiction of it
] When you try and memorize the "Yakko's World" song just because you can imagine the countries while singing it
[x] When you don't feel like a nerd for knowing so much about history/geography
[x] When you find yourself attracted to bushy eyebrows, even thinking them sexy
[x] When, if something big happens in the world, you imagine the countries' reactions
[x] When, upon acting/cosplaying as Italy, you close your eyes and keep them closed to see if you can really function that way, only to realise that you can't
[x] When you try to plant random bits of Hetalia into your schoolwork, and marvel at the fact that you're the only one that knows what you're talking about
[x] When you wish your grandfather could be as awesome as Rome
[x] When the sound of bouncing beachballs (Ukraine's boobs) is now disturbing to you
[x] When you use you're favorite/cosplayed country's name in place of your own
] When watching South Park, you find great embaressment in the fact that you're composing your own episode in which the APH characters are present
[x] When you explain to your Geography teacher that Corsica isn't an island; it's Italy's nipple.
[x] When you find yourself doodling your history notes into a Hetalia-like situation, much to your teacher's dismay (ex: Spanish-American war for a Hetalia fan = Cuba getting pissed at Antonio and Alfred beating Antonio up before giving him a few bucks and skipping away).
[x] When You find the song "Canada's Really Big" or any other references to country's sizes amusingly inappropriate
] When Shinatty-chan becomes a frequent doodle on your notebook and you have to explain that it is not hello kitty, but a fat, old guy in a hello kitty imitation outfit
[x] When you spout random facts about various countries and revel in the fact that no one else knows about them
[x] When you find yourself suddenly a lot more aware of the current world situations because people did fanfictions and fanart about them
[x] When you start laughing at a world map because it's really more than just a placement of countries to you (A.K.A Canada and America)
[x] When you have a French exchange student, and you expect them to be just like France... and are fascinated that, yes they are
[x] You spend all day scouring the internet for country relations in a vain attempt to justify your crack pairings
[x] When you suddenly take great pleasure in learning about your lineage and relating it to Hetalia characters
[x] When you start assigning your best friends countries and when you get together you call it a "World Conference"
[x] When said friends start forming the pairings you support
[x] When you bribe your friend to say "Aru" at the end of every sentence
[x] When you know about more countries than your geography teacher
[x] When you start squealing in geography class
[x] When in history class you start making what you're learning about into a hetalia episode in your head
[x] When you obsessively search Hetalia MADs on Youtube and are confident you know most of them off by heart
[x] When suddenly the image of America is no longer of Uncle Sam or Lady Liberty in your head.
[x] When you start thinking of the people who represent the nations instead of the places in reality.
[x] When you see a book in the store called 'Your Erroneous Zones' and automatically touch (or want to touch) your hair.
[x] When you're following through with the you know/when #10, find something on Spain before and during WW2, and unconsciously replace 'its' with 'his'
] When Charlie the Unicorn is tainted for life, thanks to England
[x] When you start chanting "kolkolkol" when someone annoys/angers you.
[x] When you're shocked that all the Ukrainian girls you see haven't fallen over yet due to figure misproportions.
[x] When you feel the need to violently mash your potatoes with a fork no matter what state they may be in.
[x] When you spend half a day constructing a “You Know you’re Obsessed with Hetalia when…”

If your profile is long, copy and paste to make it longer!

You're a true Yaoi fangirl/boy if you have/think/done/wrote/ect.

1) Will read any type of yaoi!

2) if your parents have found out what the hell it is...

3) tried to make an ecuse that you do not like gay porn :D

4) will pair up guys in your class

5) have attempted/tried/thought up/wrote a yaoi lemon...

6) wish there was more yaoi fans around the world!

7)Love a couple so much you wish you could meet them!

repost this and add more if you dare >:D

A Flame Poem-By Meta Knight LOVER

Don't you understand?
There's someone behind the pen name,
who wrote this with their own hand,
and who worked so hard to finish.
But they made a mistake,
after all no one is perfect,
but they gave you headache,
now you have to tell them
how horrible they did.
You could give it to them
like a simple suggestion,
but you're not like that,
you are strong and uncaring,
so a flame they shall get!

Meanwhile, the sweet young author,
who has been out for awhile,
sees they've been reviewed.
At first they are hopeful,
until they read it,
then they become mournful.
A tear is spotted
from the corner of their eye
and they hope
that this is just a lie.
But deep down inside,
they know it isn't
and they feel the need to hide,
so they delete the story.
All that hard work, gone.
Congrades to you,
you just had to say what's wrong.

(mean poem dude ;D)

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

REMEMBER WHEN...

getting HIGH meant swinging at the playground?

the worst thing you could get from boys was c0oties?

'm 0 m' (was your hero)

and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?

and your WORST ENEMIES were your siblings

and race issues were about who ran the fastest?

when-WAR-was a card game

and life was simple and carefree?

remember when all you wanted to do

WAS GROW UP?

Put this in your profile if you're still 5 inside...no matter how old you are.

Stop the Pairing Wars!
By copying and pasting this onto my profile, I vow to respect other pairings and the people who like them.
1) 'I will not insult the authors, explain why the characters cannot be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.'
2) 'I will give my opinions but will not insult pairings.'
3) 'I will avoid reading about pairings if I hate them.'
4) 'I will keep an open mind about stories even if I despise the pairing.'
If you agree then you will paste this onto your profile.

If you don't do drugs (I do video games XD), copy/paste this into your profile.

If you want a game/cartoon/anime/OC character to be real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think you might be slightly psychotic, copy this on your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, post this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night


Total: 16

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.

You love to shop. (only with friends, and at hot topic)

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink

Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars. (I like Star Trek though...)
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 7

99.5 of teenagers don't understand that love can be used non-romantically. If you are the .5 that knows love has a romantic and only-friendly meaning, copy and paste it into your profile. (SPREAD THE BRO-LOVE!)

If you enjoy watching people get kicked in the groin, copy this onto your profile.

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!

If you are a Nintendo fan to your very core, copy and paste this into your profile. (Working for Nintendo is ma dream job!)

If you ever thought about what your moves would be in Super Smash Bros Brawl, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name: The Hero of Time 1998

If you love animals, copy and paste this into your profile

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

If there are characters on a certain show (no need to mention names) that you HATE BEYOND ALL REASON... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would love someone because of their personality but not because of their looks, put this in your profile.

94% of teens would freak out if Justin Bieber was standing on a 1,000 ft building threatening to kill himself. Copy this to your profile if you're a part of the 6% who brought popcorn, a lawn chair, and are yelling, "JUMP B*TCH, JUMP!"

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you ever started laughing for no reason then copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever been at full health in a video game and then died for no reason copy and paste this to your profile. (Me: *playing Skyward Sword* DAMN YOU THE IMPRISONED!)

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, copy this into your profile

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid and obvious question, copy this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random (Or can be at times) and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! (APPLES!)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end and read numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Ravenstar-of-ShodowClan, HeartBeatFailure-x, animatedrose, Leafeonlover, MitzvahRose, Kayla Edwards, Zelda maniac, The Hero of Time 1998

If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this into your profile

If you hear voices of characters in your head...copy and paste this on you're profile.

If you want to copy this to your profile, you know what to do.

If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.

95% of the kids out there are concerned with being popular or fitting in. If you are part of the 5% who aren't, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, RitzCrackerKitty, WindOfDancingFlames, Jinzouningen Kitchi, animatedrose, Leafeonlover, MitzvahRose, Kayla Edwards, Zelda maniac, The Hero of Time 1998

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction.net is to you like MySpace.com is to other people, copy this into your profile. (What is this MySpace you speak of? It sounds very strange and foreign...)

If you have ever stopped what you were doing to do something else and totally forgot what it was, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing their ass off.

IMPORTANT- Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Robert Pattison or Taylor Launter are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. (srsly, Ghirahim is WAYYYYY hotter than those two)

If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile and add your name. AlukaKaiserin (i love my fox...), rubyqueen808 (give me a break, i've had Little Kitty since I was born!)Johan's Lover43v3r (I always hug my bunny plushy) Animehime20 (My stuffed seal I've had since I was 1) serina-phantom (My seal XD) AnimeCat92 (I LOVE my kangaroo plushie!) Leafeonlover (I have a pikachu plushie which I love YaY and a teddy I've had forever), MitzvahRose (Stuffies need love too!), Kayla Edwards (Geez, how many stuffed animals do I have? At least thirty), Zelda maniac (I sometimes hug my brown bear when I get scared- then I feel 5 again -_-), The Hero of Time 1998 (I have this rabbit that I call 'March Hare'... I still have it ;D I REGRET NOTHING)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction and/or fictionpress, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you laugh at inappropriate moments, CAPTIYP.

If you're against racism, prejudice, discrimination, or even stereotype, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a Facebook and are literally addicted; if you are the 0.5 who thinks Facebook is a dumb way to make friends, relationships, etc. post this onto your profile.

If you believe in heaven, copy and paste this into your profile. (I believe in Valhalla...is that the same thing?)

If you're not dead yet, copy and paste this into your profile.

SAVE THE RAINFOREST! IF YOU AGREE COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! REMEMBER, NO TREES = NO OXYGEN!

Save the Planet! It's the only one with anime, puppies and kittens! And CHOCOLATE! If you agree, CAPTIYP!!

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labelled with the colour pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want child abuse to STOP, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever changing obsessions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If your profile is way too long, copy and paste this into it to make it even longer!

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

MADD (Mothers Against Drunk Driving) If your against Drinking and Driving, Copy and Paste this to your Profile

If you have ever gone into a room to get something and completely forgot what you were doing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2% who haven't, copy this into your profile.

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, copy this into your profile.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you hate drugs, copy and paste this into your profile

My name is Nora

and I'm seventeen,

I am on drugs

and cannot clearly see

Because of this

my grades in school have dropped.

I am very drunk,

Sometimes I'm beaten up

by some street punk.

There are so many rules

I've tried not to break,

But I am so drunk

that I can't stand up straight. I am so drunk,

Most of the time I cannot talk.

Maybe if my parents trusted me,

they would let me hold a car key.

One night I was out walking around

But there was a sound

and then I saw a man who didn't want me in town.

The man was holding a gun,

He was not as bright

He was like an Earth without a sun.

My name is Nora

I am seventeen, and tonight a man

murdered me.

Remember: Say NO to drugs! Drug Abuse is very dangerous, so help make it stop. If you care at all about stopping Drug Abuse copy the poem and add your name to this list: Ice The Angel, Tiger Mew Mew,Jessica01, Kitsunelover300, Flying Dragonite. LeafeonLover, MitzvahRose, Kayla Edwards, Zelda maniac, The Hero of Time

ZELDA MANIAC'S "Legend of Zelda interviews" poem

Hai Maniac's the name

And this interview isn't the same

My assistant was Link,

But he fell into a sink -_-

Demon is my other assistant besides Link

Who is still stuck in a sink -_-

Kayla, Demon, Shadow, daisy oh my!

Time really dose fly by ;)

There will be hater- tots :D

Still, they might just be robots :\

Even though im a preteen,

I make stuff no one else had seen :'D

When people laugh and love this it makes me happy

Now im starting to sound sappy

One day,

just gonna say,

I will say bye...

and time sure does fly :')

Maniac is my name

and my interviews will never be the same...

IF YOU LIKE THIS RANDOM YET TOUCHING POEM, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOU NAME AND COMMENT TO DA LIST

Zelda maniac: xD I never got Link out of the sink...

Zelda Maniac posts the FUNNIEST stories; if you have a sense of humour, go check 'em out!

Fake friends: Will look at you like your a freak when you shout "I LOVE (crushes name goes here)!"

Real friends: will shout it with you.

Fake friends: will never ask for anything.

Real friends: will shout "GIMME!"

Fake friends: will be polite to your parents.

Real friends: will call them Mum and Dad.

Fake friends: will say, "here have my drink." If you spill yours or want another drink.

Real friends: will give you a horrified look, saying: "WHAT?! I'll never give up my precious lemonade to the likes of you!"

Fake friends: will cheer you up when you boyfriend has broken up with you.

Real friends: will walk over to him and say, "If you don't apologise right now you will wish you never dumped her."

Fake friends: will come to your house for a sleepover three times every year.

Real friends: will come to your house on a random day and shout, "TIME FOR THE PARTY!"

Fake friends: will help you clean up a mess you made.

Real friends: will be lounging around on an armchair, drinking lemonade, saying: "Clean faster, your mom's almost home."

Fake friends: will bail you out of jail.

Real friends: will be sitting in the cell next to your's and shout, "That was AWESOME! Let's do it again!"

Fake friends: will ignore this.

Real friends: Will copy and paste this onto their profile.

Fake friends: Say "You look so pretty"

Real friends: Says "Come on we got a LOT of shopping to do!"

Fake friends: Tell you to ignore your enemy

Real friends: Walk up to the enemy and say, "HEY BITCH!" and punches them in the face.

Fake friends: Share you their food

Real friends: Are the reason you have no food

Fake friends: Knocks on your door

Real friends: Walk in and say HEY FAMILY!

Fake friends: returns your stuff

Real friends: Forgets that it belongs to you

Fake friends: Will never tell your crush that you like him/her

Real friends: Grabs a megaphone and yells "HEY (Crushes name), (Your name) LOVES YOU!" (Psh I never do that... or would I?)

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Kick the sorry butt of whatever made you cry. (Mhm that's what I do!)

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

XD IM PART FAKE AND PART REAL

The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...

when I was born I was BLACK,

When I grew up I was BLACK,

When I'm sick I'm BLACK,

When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,

When I'm cold I'm BLACK,

When I die I'll be BLACK.

But you sir,

When you're born you're PINK,

When you grow up you're WHITE,

When you're sick, you're GREEN,

When you go in the sun you turn RED,

When you're cold you turn BLUE,

And when you die you turn PURPLE.

And you have the nerve to call me coloured?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism. Do your part to stop it!

This is the stupidity test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that you have done!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails (Damn it was embarrassing)

3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it (fallen out of a chair this way though...)

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull

10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave (No, but I wanna TRY it!)

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard (Only a small trickle!)

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.

23. Have run into a closed door

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else

25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

9. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store off their property

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc. on purpose even though you knew it was hot

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole

40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it.

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it (dipped a cookie into my sis's drink XD)

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. Have poked yourself in the eye (NOT on purpose!)

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong (I mixed up Alicia Keys and Beyonce once...)

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door jamb

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people (this is everyday me)

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird (WTF?!)

88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria.

90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs

97. You have spelled your own name wrong before

98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

LOL SUPER LONG PROFILE DON'T CHA THINK?

After reading a whole bunch of profiles, if you have noticed all the people you would rather be friends with are across the world from you, put this in your profile

To all you idiotic, greedy rich people out there that still think 1 plus 1 equals 5 is true...

You have more dollars than sense.

C&P if you got what I meant! (try saying it aloud)

Okay, take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work with.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

If you don't it will become the opposite.

My Results:

3 (AXIS POWERS)

5 (ALLIED FORCES)

Liam D = WTF NO

Eden = Yeah, I guess

Tara = Haha LOL

Stacy = Whah?

James = I guess

Marukaite Chikyuu (Italy) = Possibly

Dark Marukaite Chikyuu (HetaOni) = Maybe

Romano' Delicious Tomato Song = What?! But I hate tomatoes!

Bring me to Life = I guess

I WISH THAT GERMANY ACTUALLY IS HRE AND HE GETS TOGETHER WITH ITALY. But if he isn't, I don't care. I still love them together.

TRUE STORY

once there was a girl.

she was not very strong and cried at the tiny things.

she had was fatter than the other kids

she was a hopeless romantic.

she had very few friends.

and...

she was bullied from kindergarten to 7th grade.

even after the bullies left, the girl would cry.

fat, ugly, weird, no one wants you,

the insults rang in her head.

she.

wanted.

to.

die.

one day she had enough.

she went to her bathroom and that night went to sleep with a stinging wrist.


dont hate on fat kids! for all you know they could be:

Fun to be around

Awesome to be around

Totally wanting to be your friend!

just cause were larger around our middle dosent mean we dont have ears. we here all the insults you throw at us.

were not fat were plump!

if your like me and plump and proud then copy this in your profile

if your actually a DECENT PERSON who feels bad for the plump people in the world then copy and paste this on your profile.

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), DGMSilverAirHead03(USA), Crystal Amethyst (Armenia), InoueR0xO (Pakistan), poohxebony (USA), DreamingInThePast (Spain), loves2readandwrite (USA), SeaDevil (Sweden), Vampgal212 (U.K.), Verdigurl ( New Zealand), Animerockchic (Republic of Ireland), Momoka64 (USA), Ve Kuraresa Bleach (USA), AFleetingPhantom (U.K.), EpicHeroLaugh(USA), Fruity-Dragonfly (USA), 9foxgrl (USA), crazy YinYang writer7 (USA), HetaFruitsOuranHp321(U.S.A.), FrUkMintBunny(USA), The Hero of Time 1998 (NEW ZEALAAAAAAND!!)

Questions:
Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
Isn't Disneyland just a people trap operated by a mouse?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

Why is it when some products you have to turn upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn down?
If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is from vegetables, where do we get baby oil from?
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason!
9. Ever notice that the good guys get more dead people on their side?

Love fanfiction? Copy and Paste this onto your profile.

Fanfiction is a site for vampires trapped in human bodies.

Fanfiction is a site for wizards waiting for their Hogwarts letter.

Fanfiction is a site for secret fourteen year old spies for MI6.

Fanfiction is a site for unclaimed demigods.

Fanfiction is a site for those of us who care about who Katniss will choose.

Fanfiction is a site for people who cried while reading Just Listen.

Fanfiction is a site for people who daydream and constantly imagine the impossible.

Fanfiction is a site for people who never give up.

Fanfiction is a site for those of us who aren't accepted in the real world.

Fanfiction is a site for people who have been called at least one of the following- Weirdo, Loner, Nerd, Lick, Geek, Shy, Silent, Creepy, Crazy, Insane, Eccentric, Psycho, Odd, Mental or Different.

Fanfiction is a site for girls who are desperately in love with a non existant guys. (Because they're the best kind...)

Fanfiction is a site for girls who have dreamt of Edward Cullen.

Fanfiction is a site for girls who've asked the question, 'Are you team Edward or team Jacob?'

Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever asked the question,' What do you think, Gale or Peeta?'

Fanfiction is a site for girls who've ever doodled 'Mrs Alex Rider' on their schoolbooks.

Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever compared their classmates to characters from books.

Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever compared their teachers to Voldemort.

Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever compared their parents to the Volturi.

Fanfiction is a site for those of us who can't express ourselves in life.

Fanfiction is a site for people talk to themselves... a lot.

Fanfiction is a site for people who laugh at jokes that no one else gets.

Fanfiction is a site for people who get funny looks for reading in class.

Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever exclaimed 'Voldemort out, bitches!' in the middle of an awkward silence.

Fanfiction is a site for people who always get asked to read out their stories in English Class.

Fanfiction is a site for people who admire the guy who tries to be different.

Fanfiction is a site for people who say long words that other people don't normally understand.

Fanfiction is a site for people aren't afraid to sit alone and read at lunch.

Fanfiction is a site for people who dared to call a popular guy a plonker.

Fanfiction is a site for girls who've ever dared to call a popular girl a bitch.

Fanfiction is a site for girls who don't need guys to complete them.

Fanfiction is a site for people who ditched reality and went for something different.

Fanfiction is a site for people who hang onto dreams.

Fanfiction is a site for people who are different, but don't care because, they know it's who they really are.

If Justin Bieber went missing, 97% of people would search 2% would cry and if you are the 1% poking your new prisoner with a sharp stick then copy and paste this into your profile.

Random:
If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler. (If life gives me lemons, I'm gonna read them)
I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot.
Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

How can I think outside of the box, if they won't let me out of it?
Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything.
The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.
Don't mess with me I've got a stick!
I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have
Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

If you believe that Axis Powers: Hetalia promotes world peace, copy and paste this into your signature!

If you've ever felt like you nearly had a nosebleed from reading yaoi, post this on your profile. (I read a lemon once and I had a nosebleed the very next day XD)

Things I may not do in Hyrule:
1. I may not scare Dark Link with my flashlight.
2. Link is not in love with Dark Link. Therefore, I will not accuse him of twincest.
3. I will also not give said Links honeymoon suite.
4. It is not necessary for me to call Ganondorf "Ganondwarf." Having not done this, I will not inquire on the well-being of Frodo.
5.Under no circumstances am I to introduce Zant to caffeine.
6. "Fishing for Ganon" is NOT an acceptable form of recreation.
7. I will not wake Dark Link with "Good morning, Miss Sunshine!" He does not find this amusing.
8. Navi is not the reincarnation of Ganondorf.
9. Mass destroying Hyrule does not earn me a spot on "Ganondorf's favorite people list;" I will stop soon.
10. When watching Link fight Ganondorf, I will not start a betting pool on the outcome.

Ten Ways to Annoy Non-Zelda Fans:
1. Yell, "RUN! THE REDEADS ARE COMING!" at very random, inappropriate times.
2. Call every Siberian husky you see "Link." if said dog responds, ask for the whereabouts of Midna.
3. Assign everybody a Zelda character. ("You're a lot like Link, you know that?")
4. Don't talk. Just yell "HIYAH!" and poke people with sticks. If possible, wear green. In short, act EXACTLY like Link.
5. Tell everyone that the spirit of Zelda is in front of them; procede to have a conversation with "Zelda's spirit."
6. If anyone asks your name tell them "I'm Shadow Link; currently possessing (Your name)'s body.
7. Stare out a window. If anybody asks, tell them "I'm sure the man out there is trying to get the Triforce!"
8. Try to kill your own shadow.
9. Draw the symbol of the Triforce on your hand; try to pass yourself of as either Link, Zelda, or Ganondorf.
10. When in some place creepy, sing/hum/play Ganondorf's theme

WHAT HETALIA HAS TAUGHT ME:

Germany taunt me work should be done with patience
America taunt me it's ok to have fun
Sealand taught me to follow my dreams
Belarus taught me to never give up
Canada taught me that there are times to be quiet, and times to speak up
Prussia taught me to be myself
France taught me that love is a powerful gift
Romano taught me to stand up for myself
England taught me that manners are important
Russia taught me that it's what inside that counts
Japan taught me that peace is very important
Finland taught me that it's better to give than receive
Italy taught me that even when everything is dark, just smile and you'll be fine
Holy Roman Empire taught me that you should never keep your love secret; tell that special someone how you feel. Who knows, they might like you back. (This one added on by me)

The Hetalia pledge: I promise to remember Italy whenever someone mentions pasta. I promise to remember Germany whenever someone says West. I promise to remember Japan whenever I see an Asian tourist taking pictures of brightly coloured cake. I promise to remember America whenever I see someone eating a Big Mac. I promise to remember England whenever I watch Doctor Who. I promise to remember France whenever I see a rose. I promise to remember China whenever I see Hello Kitty. I promise to remember Russia whenever I see a lead pipe. I promise to remember Lithuania whenever I see a guy being pushed around by a Russian. I promise to remember Estonia whenever I see a smart guy being pushed around by a Russian. I promise to remember Latvia whenever I see a scared guy being pushed around by a Russian. I promise to remember Belarus whenever I see a girl demanding to become one with her older brother. I promise to remember Ukraine whenever I hear and/or see HUGE boobs. I promise to remember Sweden whenever I pass by an IKEA. I promise to remember Finland whenever I hear someone say 'My wife'. I promise to remember Spain whenever I see a tomato field. I promise to remember Romano whenever I see a kid pouting and swearing. I promise to remember Hungary whenever I see a frying pan. I promise to remember Austria whenever I hear someone play the piano. I promise to remember Prussia whenever I hear someone say AWESOME! I promise to remember Poland whenever I pass a Valley Girl. I promise to remember Switzerland whenever I see a guy with a gun. I promise to remember Liechtenstein whenever I see a girl wearing a bow in her hair. I promise to remember Turkey whenever I think about Phantom of the Opera. I promise to remember Greece whenever I see a sleeping man with a cat. I promise to remember Egypt whenever I see a pyramid and/or triangle. I promise to remember Canada whenever I see pancakes. I promise to remember Cuba whenever I see a fat guy eating ice-cream. I promise to remember Sealand whenever I see a boat. I promise to remember Grandpa Rome whenever I see someone way too young to be a grandfather. I promise to remember Germania whenever I see Legolas from LOTR. I promise to remember Holy Rome whenever I see a boy too nervous to confess that he loves someone. This I pledge as a Hetalian. I have promised my brother and sister Hetalians to draw a complete circle. Marukaite chikyuu!

You know your ADDICTED to Legend of Zelda when... (Not mine.)

1. You call every husky Link. Then ask where Midna is..

2. Every time you mow the lawn, you keep a close eye out for any Rupees.

3. You have played all the games and beaten them multiple times.

4. You have gotten one of your friends addicted to the game.

5. Your parents don't threaten to ground you, they threaten to take away your Legend of Zelda games.

6. You know everything there is to know about the series and it's characters.

7. You friends/family know everything about the game even though they haven't played it.

8. Whenever someone metions "Legend of Zelda" you stand up and yell "I'VE PLAYED THOSE GAMES BEFORE AND THEY ROCK! without feeling embarrassed or weird.

9. Instead of using cuss words you replace them with the goddesses names (EX: Son of a Din! or Oh my goddess!)

10. You are proud of ALL Zelda games and say random facts about the series at random times.

11. When someone seems "evil" you call them Ganondorf.

12. When you are playing any of the games and are fighting a boss, anyone who tries to mess you up or even dare touch you would get a slap/punch to the face.

13. You know the phrase: "Well excuuuse me princess!"

14. If you ever accidentally kill Link you apologize to him for about 5 minutes.

15. You cried at the end of Twilight Princess. (WHO DIDN'T?!?!)

16.When you are trying to explain how annoying something or someone is you simply say: THIS IS/YOUR ANNOYING AS FREAKIN' NAVI!

17. You constantly draw a Triforce on your left hand.

18. You have been any of the characters from the series at least once for Halloween.

19. You own at least one Zelda shirt or any piece of clothing relating to Zelda and you have at least one picture of Link or any characters from the series.

20. No matter which song from the series plays, you automatically know the name of it.

You know your obsessed with Hetalia when...bold apply

1. You start laughing hysterically at maps

2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together (or I make retching noises, it depends)

3. You've learned more history from it than from an actual history class

4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots

5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies)

6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.

7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.

8. World War II starts sounding romantic.

9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Francis" beside it.

10. You yell/think "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.

11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.

12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.

13. You shudder every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.

14.Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway.

15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "FrUK" means.

16. You end every sentence with "aru".

17. You scream 'Paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa!' every time you happen to have some.

18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.

19. You want Prussia back on the map. (He's too awesome not to be a country!)

20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.

21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.

22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good Fanfic.

23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute. (Except mah fellow Hetalian friends!!)

24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80s billion time.

25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.

26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic

27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday.

28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.

28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.

29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, or Francis are forever linked to Hetalia.

30. Scream "PASTAAAAAAA" at everyone who is eating some.

QUOOOOOOTES!!

"Hey, Liam, can I borrow your scissors?"

"Ask the bomb company!"

-My friends, Liam and Dolf. (no really, this actually happened XD)

"No, no, don't miss the doughnut - ARGH! NO! You missed the doughnut!"

-Me, flying my loftwing in Skyward Sword when I missed those round island thingies that boost your speed.

"Holy sh*t it's Orochimaru!"

-My friend when seeing Ghirahim do the crazy tongue thing (she's a Naruto fangirl *shrug*)

"OH MY GOD IT'S THE WIND FISH!"

-Me, seeing Levias on Skyward Sword for the first time

"The only thing grosser then that is boogers!"

-My friend Liam's brother, Mika (rhymes with Sheikah)

"I AM A HETALIAN AND I KNOW IT!"

-Me

"AAAH! AAAH! AAAH! AAAH! NO! STOP! PLEASE! BLEUGH! ARGH! NYAA! NYAAAAA! NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! ...nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan- AUGH!"

-Me, playing HetaOni with Steve chasing me. I ran into a room, then went out to see Steve waiting outside.

IF YOU ARE A HETALIAN AND YOU KNOW IT, DON'T CLAP YOUR HANDS, MARUKAITE CHIKYUU!!

...Or just copy & paste this into your profile, whichever you wanna do. ADD UR NAME AS WELL AND SPREAD THE HETALIAN LOVE! MAKE PASTA, NOT WAR!: The Hero of Time (;D),

If you are a guy, love gaming (preferably Zelda, Minecraft and Pokemon), anime, manga, Nintendo and just plain weirdness, I would totally date you, no matter your race, religion or colour. (NOI'MNOTRACIST) But if you're older than 15 or younger than 12, sorreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Lorem_64, this does not apply to you, don't worry.

And now...

ducks.

HEY GUYS PM ME IF I'M RIGHT BUT I'M PRETTY SURE I'VE GOT A MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEM. Okay, so...

I watch anime, right? And Anime has the hottest guys on it, right?

THEN HOW THE FREAKING HELL IS IT THAT I DO NOT HAVE AN ANIME CRUSH?!?!?!

Seriously, my friends freaked out on me when they found out.

I NEED HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!

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Majora's Mask by FakeJake93 reviews
Having stumbled upon the troubled land of Termina, seemingly cut off from the rest of the world and doomed to an inevitable apocalypse, Link finds his own past reflected all around him, dealing with these echoes while attempting to prevent the world's end.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 46 - Words: 409,695 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Link, Tatl, Skull Kid
Out of This World by Lady Dawson reviews
Two new roommates, Emily and Joni, find themselves in the world of Star Trek, where they join the Enterprise crew in the mission against Nero and find their places amongst the crew. Along the way, they will discover friendship, love, and themselves. Cowritten with EssentiallyRei. Jim Kirk/oc
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,629 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 6/3/2013 - [J. Kirk, OC] Spock
I WILL NEVER STOP! by Zelda maniac reviews
Ganondorf is tired of losing to link and being called "Ganondork" one day, He got the GREATEST. PLAN. EVER! I did this out of boredom so it might be a bit TOO wired but OH WELL! R&R please! Don't ask why this story is here lol
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 1/22 - Link, Zelda, Ganondorf
Skyward Sword: A Different Story by Jenstone reviews
Shaera Zapeloph is a normal middle school student, who wants more adventure. One day, during a vacation, she notices a portal that takes her to her favourite video game, Skyward Sword! She travels with Link, and every day is a new twist with THIS GAL! LinkXOC. Ending of chapter 2 goes directly to after the wing ceremony, when he jumps off the statue. Currently being remade!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 22,672 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Link, Ghirahim, OC - Complete
The Blood-Red Incident by Sapphire Host reviews
"In the room immediately adjacent to the foyer of the Sage's hospital, the doctor prepared the words he would use when he faced the patient's loved ones." When one of the four Links suffers an injury in battle, the rest of the team is left to lament in the possibility that one of their teammates might never be the same again. (Still in-progress)
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,742 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Blue, Red, Vio, Green
Propane Nightmares by SeptemberRaven reviews
It was naive to assume that everything would just go back to the way it was before. A year after the fall of the demon king, Link finds himself more restless than ever, his unconscious mind plagued with tribulation. Are these merely bad dreams, or do the threads of fate run much deeper than that? Ghirahim & Link central fic, warnings: violence, dark
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,285 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Link, Ghirahim
Legend of Zelda Total Drama Island! by UnleashTheDinosaurs reviews
22 characters from all over Hyrule have signed up to take part in a reality TV show called LoZ Total Drama Island! They will split into two teams and take part in dangerous, drama filled challenges. The team that loses the challenge will have to vote off one of their fellow team members. What will happen on LoZ...Total...Drama...Island? T for mild swearing and violence.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 158,134 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 1/21/2013 - [Vio, Shadow Link]
Not Your Average Zelda Tale! by CupcakePride101 reviews
TP/Slight SS crossover. This was made for honoring Zelda month before it ends. While playing TP, two girls get sucked into the game, along with a handful of twists along their path! The two teen girls already know that the adventure in there isn't full of rainbows, sunshine, and lollipops. WARNING: Contains OCs and we hope you enjoy!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,460 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Link, Colin, OC
Fallen Petals by xxxPureRosexxx reviews
And so the willow tree branches grew, with years passing by and no one to mend them, since the fair princess had forgotten to attend her once beautiful garden... "No!" "Zelda!" ... AU warning.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,734 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Link, Zelda, Dark Link
The Adventures of Asiral and other Half-Breeds! by TheMultiColoredPencil reviews
Professor Scarlet Redwood has been saving lives. She has found a way to take pokemon DNA and put it into humans and make a half breed. These people can switch between human and pokemon at will. Then, once they are healthy enough, they are released into the wild to fend for themselves as pokemon people. [OCS NEEDED.]
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/28
Modern Hyrule by silver neko baka reviews
A Zelda theme park is a dream come true for most Zelda fans. That's what I thought when I bought the tickets for my friends and I. But when strange happenings begin taking place, we all begin to wonder if there's more to this place than meets the eye.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 67,083 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 12/24/2011
Bleeding Out by Freya the Mistwolf reviews
Link has a deep dark secret that could ruin his life, so what would happen if his sworn enemy discovers his secret? How will his friends react when it is revealed that he's been lying to everyone his whole life? Even his best friend, Pipit? Rated M for a reason.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,607 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 9/11/2013 - [Link, Ghirahim] Pipit
Plaything by FabulousBeast reviews
"Do you remember when I told you that the next time we met, I'd make your ears bleed from the sound of your own screams? Well, I've been thinking...Perhaps corporal punishment is a touch harsh. I might be willing to forgive and forget if you'll strike a deal." Two shot. Ghirahim x Link, M/M
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,986 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Link, Ghirahim - Complete
Welcome to Our World by Kagome Narome reviews
"She was expecting a world she could call her own—and she got it. She WASN'T expecting the extraordinary journey or the eccentric friends she'd meet, the perilous situations she'd face...and she most certainly wasn't expecting to fall in love with a Demon Lord. No, Gina wasn't expecting that at all." He smiled. "And that's why I gave her the wish." GhirahimXOC *On Hold Till Summer*
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 138,113 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Ghirahim, OC
HetaOni by The Deceiving Maiden reviews
After a World Meeting, America suggested to 9 of his friends to play the Test of Courage in a mansion that was said to be haunted. They split into their old WWII groups to scare each other once it's found. But little did they know that the mansion rendered them all as humans and the THINGS in the mansion were determined to kill them all. And most of them were all holding a secret.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 109,961 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Japan, N. Italy
The Hyrulian Valhalla Saga by Queenie Z reviews
Meanwhile, in the Hyrulian version of Valhalla, where the Heroes go when they die… A series of cracky shorts featuring all of the Links and their wacky adventures in the afterlife. (This story is currently on HIATUS. Please read the FAQ for more details!)
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 111 - Words: 83,375 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Link - Complete
Beyond Time by TheMultiColoredPencil reviews
First in a trilogy. I've been planning this for a LONG time! I do not own Legend of Zelda
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Link, OC
The Book of Hetalia Logic by Mitsuki Horenake reviews
Welcome newcomers to the Hetalia world! Getting started in a strange new fandom and the Wiki pages are down? Here's a good place to look! From how to write a character in relation to the image of Himaruya to the fangames in existance, whatever you need to know, this will have you covered! Anonymous reviews are open, so ask what questions you have!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 81,416 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 12/26/2011
Within Chains by xBooxBooxBear reviews
Link is set for his mission as the Goddess's Chosen Hero but ever since he encountered the Fabulous Demon Lord Ghirahim, it seems the demon lord has become obsessed with him. GhiraLink/Yaoi NO LIKE NO LOOK-Discontinued
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 55,388 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Link, Ghirahim - Complete
Legend of Zelda Chatroom by Zelda maniac reviews
User Zelda Maniac has signed on- Hey everyone Zelda maniac here! Do you wonder what Zelda people do? Everyone shouts, "NO!" YES YOU DO! Ahem, Well I just gave everyone a computer and now they are addicted to it -.-. Let's see what they do on their spare time :3
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 7/31/2013
Essence by Hero of Twili reviews
Link is at the surface while Zelda is in Skyloft catching up on her studies. He's weaponless and defenseless and a certain person take advantage of that to attack. This certain someone is someone that Link never wanted to see again. Though this foe has a different plan for the hero, what does he want that he doesn't have that Link has?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,477 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Link
In the Pits by Sorceress of Shadows reviews
A request from SukiMikora. In which Vio takes care of a very sick Shadow. Light yaoi, if you choose to interpret it that way.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Vio, Shadow Link - Complete
Sight by AKSaga reviews
Ghirahim and Fi are courting happily now, and everything seems peaceful. Zelda sends Ghirahim into Eldin to scout for increased monster activity, but the extreme heat shatter's Ghira's blade form, causing him to loose his sight at least, and possibly his life. No matter what happens, the lives of everyone involved will forever be changed. Ghira/Fi, third in a trilogy of oneshots.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Fi, Ghirahim - Complete
Lake Floria by AKSaga reviews
A small break in their adventures happens, and where that is, hilarity, antics, and friendship follows. Ghira/Fi, written by my dear friend, Paprika01. Second in a trilogy of oneshots.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Fi, Ghirahim - Complete
The Missing Piece: Din's Light by the-lost-melody-four reviews
A girl and her friend are plucked from their modern day world and dropped into the world of Hyrule. Right from the get go they are faced with danger. What will happen when she becomes Ganon's object of attention? GanonxOC.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,433 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Ganondorf
Mine by IceFire1212 reviews
Just a Link x Dark Link yaoi story I came up with on my spare time, enjoy! boy x boy yaoi don't like, don't read.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,403 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Link, Dark Link
Insomnia by tikitikirevenge reviews
Sun-dappled glades, ash-coated worlds: a retelling of Majora's Mask.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 190,104 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Link, Tatl
The Hyrulian Valhalla Saga: Side Stories by Queenie Z reviews
The Heroes were a brotherhood bound by destiny and a family rich in love. A collection of less comedic, multi-genre fics set in the universe of "The Hyrulian Valhalla Saga". Some chapters contain a bit of Link x Link.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,793 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Link
Random Zelda Interviews! by Demon Princess of Time reviews
Do you want to know about different Zelda characters? Do you like humor? Then READ THIS! Join me/Demon and the Four Sword Links as we interview the many Zelda characters!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,419 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Blue, Red, Vio, Green
The Three of Legend by Demon Princess of Time reviews
It just started as an ordinary day of playing Zelda games with my friends, and then a Demon Lord kidnapped me and I found myself in a VERY familiar world... Along with my friends. What will happen to us? Rated T for action. LinkxOC
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,777 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Link, Zelda, Ganondorf, Ghirahim
Memories by AKSaga reviews
Ghirahim turns good, but what happens when others take a look into his past? Will they like what they find, or wish they had never looked into his mind in the first place? Ghira/Fi, written by my dear friend, Paprika01. First in a trilogy of oneshots.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Fi, Ghirahim - Complete
In Love With My Shadow by Koro The Silver Wolf reviews
Hyrule is saved, the four sword can be put to rest, but then again it doesn't have to. Though most of the Links simply want to stick together, one has a matter of unfinished business to attend to. Shadow X Vio
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,065 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Vio, Shadow Link
Zelda Requests! by Demon Princess of Time reviews
To all people who have ideas of Zelda oneshots, read this and submit an idea of a oneshot and I just might write and post it! Find out the rules inside!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 6/25/2013
Memories by Demon Princess of Time reviews
Two best friends, mysterious dreams that seem like memories, and being sucked into the Four Sword world equals a perfect recipe for an adventure! Join Soul and Skye as they take down Ganon along with discovering their pasts... Collaboration with Shadow Heroine of Time! Rated T for action No adult content. VioxOC and BluexOC Some Links will be OOC WILL STRAY FROM THE MANGA!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 18,479 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Blue, Red, Vio, Green - Complete
Minecraft Mob Talker GLITCHCRAFT 1 by ThaEwbo reviews
Ben... An average 15 year old boy who was playing Mob talker... Has been sucked into his game by his energy drink fluids... Rated M for the next time. Explicit language but no sex scene. Sorry but I'm 15. If you don't like then don't read. Starring: Ben Baskcomb, Joshua Sare-Soar, Ewan Hunter (me) ,Charles Cox, Jake Hunter (bro), Jamal Mcalmon, Corey Burrows, Derek
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,480 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013
The Fifth Hero of the Legendary Sword by Demon Princess of Time reviews
Life has always been wonderful for Iris, until her fourteenth birthday. She is given all of the Zelda manga, and reads the Four Swords first. All of a sudden, demons fly out from the pages to wreak havoc on her world. Together, with Green, Blue, Vio, Red, and Shadow, they must take down Ganon once again to save Earth. No adult content. Rated T because of the action.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Blue, Red, Vio, Green
Eye Of The Beholder by OublietteVII reviews
LONG CreepyPasta. Inspired by 'Hypno's Lullaby'. A look into a possible story behind that notorious FireRed Pokedex entry...and just what exactly happened to the victim involved, with an aftermath nobody could have predicted. You're never safe, especially in your own mind. Features OCs. Modern day slant/interpretation to game universe?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,170 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Complete
The Secret by Well Groomed Goldfish reviews
What if people found out about the Nations?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,543 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 3/20/2010 - America, Russia
Power Wisdom Magic by Burning Clutch reviews
Gannon breaks out of the seal and comes back with a vengeance. what will happen to Link now that Gannon is loose once more and has turned Link to stone? where will he end up when the Goddesses finally break Gannon's seal? suck at summaries...
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,782 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Link
Miss You by SourCherryJuice reviews
Sadik had never expected to fall in love with that Greek brat... The situation was awkward enough on its own, but when Heracles decides to put it into words, things don't exactly go as planned. Turkey x Greece, mentions of platonic Giripan. Human names used, rated T for a bit of language and mentions of sex
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Turkey, Greece - Complete
Sailcloth Journeys by Shadsie reviews
In mending his sailcloth, Link wonders about the legend connected to it. His curiosity leads him to conduct a ritual to find and connect with the ancient and eternal "Hero's Spirit." What follows for him is a mind-bendng journey through Time.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,921 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Link - Complete
Reminiscing Sin by WolfFrenzy5 reviews
The world is at peace once more. Vio knows this. Yet, no matter how many times the other heroes and himself inform of this, he can't shake the feeling something awful is about to happen. If he's correct... what could possibly threaten him and his dearest friends? Only one answer remains. Shadow. And he is determined to bring sin upon the heroes and their land. Shadow x Vio. M rated
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,317 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Vio, Shadow Link
Conflict by SeptemberRaven reviews
He wanted to tear him apart, hear him scream and cry and beg for his miserable excuse of a life to be spared. He wanted to encircle his hands around his throat and choke the air from his lungs, watching that annoying flame of courage die in his eyes. Ghirahim/Link, GhiraLink, slash/yaoi-themed, violence
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Ghirahim, Link - Complete
Merciless by SeptemberRaven reviews
"But believe me, the death I'll grant you will not be a quick one. Oh no, by the time I'm done with you you're going to wish you were dead." Ghirahim & Link, non-sexual GhiraLink. warning: torture, abuse, violence
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 97,345 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Link, Ghirahim - Complete
Hetaoni Dream by CrimsonEyedWolf112 reviews
This is actually a dream i had as a result of watching Hetaoni for three days. This dream scared the crap out of me so i wrote it out and and put it on here!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2013 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
The Nature of Masks by Lady Of The Semicolons reviews
Majora's Mask. As they rest at the inn, Tatl ends up learning something shocking about her partner.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Tatl, Link - Complete
The Demon Lord's Heat by Demonicmonarchghirahim reviews
Link is half demon, and both him and his husband Ghirahim are in heat. This was for a prompt for ask-GhiraLink on tumblr. NSFW!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Ghirahim, Link - Complete
FrostIron Headcanons by TartanFly reviews
Headcanon scenarios as accepted by the FrostIron community on Tumblr. Originally posted by frost-iron-headcanons. These will NOT be in numerical order. Rated M to be safe, because I cannot control my dirty mind.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,799 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
Chase by SeptemberRaven reviews
It was almost infuriating, he wanted fear not whatever soft of attention it was that the winter spirit was trying to give him… Sequel to Alone, friendshippy Black Ice (Jack Frost/Pitch)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
Hetare by Neonidus of Libra reviews
Italy is a lovable, oblivious nation that would never get knocked down by harsh comments. However, every person, human or nation, has a point where people cross the line. For Italy, that line will be crossed today.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,389 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - N. Italy
Alone by SeptemberRaven reviews
"You don't know what it's like to be hated for something you were meant to do. There's nothing more that can be said." post movie, friendshippy Black Ice (Jack Frost/Pitch) ONESHOT
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
The ABC's of Hetaoni by DarkAndDeviant reviews
This is what I think the Hetaoni vocabulary would be like, A-Z
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Complete
The Violinist by Melody Syper Carston reviews
His shoulders jerk violently, sniffles the only sound that could be heard from him as his hands clasp together in front of him as if begging. "Give him back! Give him back! G-Give him b-back...!" Implied GerIta, and some Brotherly!Prussia on the side.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2012 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
HetaOni Maru Kaite Chikyuu by FlamingHazleGreen1806 reviews
The HetaOni version of Maru Kaite Chikyuu for all the characters. Fan-made. I own nothing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Complete
I Was Here by Selphie Kinneas 175 reviews
OoT. One-shot. When evil is put to an end and everything is once again set right, who would remember the small boy that saved the world after all was said and done?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,281 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Link X Ghirahim by takocos reviews
It has become very clear that escape is not allowed. The very thought of escape is not allowed. Link has failed to save the princess and has been captured by the demon lord Ghirahim. He has exhausted every possible escape to no avail. The demon leaves him with one option; trust, but can he do it?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,118 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Link, Ghirahim - Complete
The Garden by Katia0203 reviews
After being sent back 7 years and going through the nightmare that was Termina, Link returns to the garden at the castle where it all began. A continuation of the last scene in the "Ocarina of Time" credits.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Memories by FourSwordsAddict reviews
"It's a promise Vio! I will make you mine. Forever and ever." They smiled at each other as Shadow finalized the words. Neither realized how true it would be.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Shadow Link, Vio - Complete
Insanity by FourSwordsAddict reviews
Insanity is a tricky thing it can start with the littlest thing...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Vaati, Link - Complete
Zelda by 6teenana1 reviews
I am Hylia. But when I see you, I am Zelda, only seventeen, deeply in love, and living out the adventure I've always wanted. I am your protector, watching you grow confident, watching you learn and bloom into a man I never dreamed you could be. I love you, Link, and I will wait for you.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Zelda - Complete
Why I love you Spamano version by ColonelSexypants reviews
In which Romano tells you why he hates -loves- Spain, and Spain tells you why he loves Romano. -other half to GerIta version, swearing, insults involving potatoes, stupidity, silliness, denial, fluff and much more. Please R&R. First chapter: Romano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/2/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Why I love you by ColonelSexypants reviews
In which Italy tells you, the reader, why he loves Germany, and Germany tells you why he loves Italy. -Silliness, randomness, mild GerIta, probably a crappy attempt at humorous confessions and mild language. Please don't flame, but R&R. For Justice! First chapter: Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,759 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Letters to Love by FourSwordsAddict reviews
every note counted, even the small ones. They kept them all, all the letters and cards given to one another through the entire ordeal. A few a bit descriptive and some just short and sweet. This is the story of Vio and Shadow after the four sword, told through their letters.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Shadow Link, Vio - Complete
Incubo by ColonelSexypants reviews
Italy wakes Germany up with a nightmare. This one is different; it has him in tears, sobbing and clinging to Germany's waist for dear life. When Germany coaxes Italy to tell him about it, he finds out more than he anticipated, and it will change those cozy, warm nights with Italy curled up sleeping next to him forever. Title means 'nightmare' in Italian. Rated for mild GerIta
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/20/2012 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Crayola Crayons by RadiantWaterfalls reviews
Crayola just doesn't make a color...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Vio, Shadow Link - Complete
50 Ways to Annoy the Awesome Prussia by Neonidus of Libra reviews
Prussia's always causing trouble. Here are fifty ways to get back at the self-proclaimed "Awesomest Person Alive". Feel free to use these ideas for fanficts, but I would like some credit for the ideas por favor
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Prussia - Complete
Light And Dark by Link's Little Brother reviews
Light can't mix with dark... right? Pit ponders on this question. He has fallen in love with his darker half, Dark Pit. He isn't sure whether they can be together or not. But, what happens when Dark Pit hears Pit talking to himself about the matter? Dark Pit x Pit. One-shot.
Kid Icarus - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Pit, Dark Pit - Complete
Red Text by HollowPhoenix reviews
I didn't know how to categorize this. Ghirahim and Link meet in Skyview Temple and have a conversation about the game's dialogue. It's a humor fic, so watch out. DON'T READ IF YOU DON'T LIKE SPOILERS!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Ghirahim, Link - Complete
Gentle as a Lamb by Yueki reviews
Link had lost the battle against Demise and Ghirahim. He is taken captive and struggles to deal with his new reality and what is to become of him. Dark GhiraLink OneShot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Ghirahim, Link - Complete
The Things I Don't Say: Sealand's Biggest Fear by Neonidus of Libra reviews
The Nations treat Sealand like a bratty child, but what if there is more to the micro-nation's actions that the nations don't see?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Sealand - Complete
Go On Ahead by HollowPhoenix reviews
This is my first humor fic, and if a crap load of people don't like it, then I'll just delete it because I don't really prefer it either. - - I THINK zelda's a minor character, but idk.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Ghirahim, Link - Complete
A Story from the Past by Melody Syper Carston reviews
"Feliciano, tell me one of your stories. One from the past." Feliciano's eyes popped open, and he stared at the blonde in surprise. Short snippets of history compiled into a OneShot. Pairing: GerIta
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,229 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2012 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Clock by Selphie Kinneas 175 reviews
MM. One-shot. In a doomed world, the clock harshly reminded him of his cruel attachment to time and of the terrible fate that had befallen him. That clock would never stop ticking.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Link - Complete
Just a Platypus by phinflynn reviews
Oh, Perry? He's just a platypus. They don't do much. They especially don't catch you making out with your brother and freak out about it. Phinerb, slight Doofenperry. Perry's POV.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Ferb, Phineas - Complete
Forest by FourSwordsAddict reviews
How Shadow got Vio to his side, based on part 1 manga oneshot
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Vio, Shadow Link - Complete
Ghirahim Boss Battle 1 by SkywardDiamond reviews
With all of the millions of gamers, Link and Ghirahim have been through the Skyview Temple battle many times. So many times, in fact, that the battle is but a mere - and rather ridiculous - shadow of its former self. T because Ghira's a perv.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Link, Ghirahim - Complete
Sword Spirit's Sacrifice by Laureen Lycan reviews
"What was I like?" Fi asked the Demon Lord Ghirahim, searching his gaze. "Before..." she looked at herself, a robotic figure spewing calculations and analyses. "Before this?" Fi couldn't understand emotions...but she detected one in his answer.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,863 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Ghirahim, Fi
Insanity by Kierax reviews
Hetaoni Oneshot Sonfic Sanity is such a fickle thing...It's hard to gain...and easy to loose...So just how insane has Italy gone? what is he willing to do to protect those he holds dear?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Mysterious Case of White by Mollz33 reviews
GerIta & Spamano. Better summary is inside. When Italy and Germany get into a fight, Germany tells Italy to go home. But what happens when Italy ignores the on-coming traffic?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,390 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 4/24/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy
Broken Portions by arbutus blooms reviews
He'd played her game and lost. Ghirahim/Fi. Spoilers for Skyward Sword.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Ghirahim, Fi - Complete
Sweeney Todd meets A Series of Unfortunate Events by LaDyOfThEdArKeYeS reviews
What happens when "Sweeney Todd" and "A Series of Unfortunate Events" meet? Find out in this random crossover story
Crossover - Series Of Unfortunate Events & Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 55,401 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Violet B., Anthony H. - Complete
Copper Curl by Everlasting Faerie Light reviews
Germany is haunted with distant memories of a child with a copper curl. Not only does he struggle to remember his childhood, he also has to deal with his conflicted feelings for Italy. Shounen-ai/yaoi. GerIta with Germany as HRE theory plot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,736 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Vaati's Rage by FluffyRedPillows reviews
Hey guys! i have decided a long time ago that there was too much VaatixOC out there, as well as shameless self inserts into the story for little to no other purpose than to fulfill fantasies that, frankly, are only appealing to a very select audience. In my earlier years I constructed this story, and although offensive to those who take part in OcxCharacter, enjoy this parody!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Vaati, Shadow Link - Complete
Italy and Clothes by TroubledThoughts reviews
Full Name: For Some Reason, Italy And Clothes Just Don't Seem To Get Along - Germany is fed up with Italy's habit of showing up at his place pantsless. He intends to punish him, but… Things take a slightly different turn. Ger/Ita, a mention of 'Spamano'.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,933 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Hetalia taught me by kuefox reviews
What did Hetalia teach you?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Complete
Four Greatest Gifts to Give by AwesomeAnimeQueen reviews
It's China's birthday and Russia has a really nice surprise for him. RoChu, lemon, yaoi, DLDR
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2012 - China, Russia - Complete
Accidental Outburst by Carito-fox reviews
Accidents happen, there is simply no way to avoid them sometimes. But when the chosen hero can't keep in his frustration caused by that erratic day he does something he immediately regrets against his advisor.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,222 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Link, Fi - Complete
Can you hear it? by kuefox reviews
Can you? The wonderful sound of metal hitting ground? Clank, clank, clank...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Please Forgive Me, Germany by MidnightSakuraBlossom and SYD reviews
Continuing after Italy's Cheer Up Story, with a total mood whiplash, this explores Germany and Italy's feelings for each other in an angsty style. Germany decides to go after Italy after some consideration. And...things get steamy. Rated M for a reason...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,105 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Published: 1/25/2012 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Relish by Icicle Streams reviews
A strange phenomenon bring Ghirahim and Fi together in a meeting of spirits during Link's final battle with the Demon Lord. Companion piece to 'Remember.' Spoilers for Skyward Sword
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Ghirahim, Fi - Complete
Confessions of a Groose by Katia0203 reviews
Have you ever wondered what happened between Zelda and Groose while Link was fighting Demise? Groose has something to say to Zelda, and he opens up his heart to tell her everything. Skyward Sword Oneshot. ZeLink.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Groose, Zelda - Complete
Remember by Icicle Streams reviews
"For you and I, we are kin, are we not?" -Fi's chance encounter with the demon lord himself as she awaits Link's return within Eldin Volcano. Companion piece to Relish
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Fi, Ghirahim - Complete
HetaOni Quotes by tokidokibaka reviews
Quotes from HetaOni.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Complete
GerIta: Falling in Love by stitch1126 reviews
A normal, everyday, training session takes an unexpected turn. Oneshot. Blah, suck at summaries, and titles...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Daydreams, smiles, and secrets by Stripes93 reviews
Italy's smile hides a deep secret he's never told. He begins to space out then he's back to that time, back to when his daydreams first began, back to when he first held that secret that only he will ever know...-dubcon-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2011 - N. Italy - Complete
Time's Castaway by Shadsie reviews
Time flowed like water and left the traveler stranded on a distant shore. Aryll did not know why this strange man looked like a grown-up version of her brother. He talked in a strange language she did not know. WW/OoT cross. One Hero in another's era.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,334 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Link, Aryll - Complete
Prussia's Stay by Sakue Sayuri reviews
Prussia has been staying at Russia's house for a while now because of the Berlin wall, and he hates it. Russia intends to change that. YAOI Oneshot. RussiaXPrussia Hinted LithuaniaXPoland and GermanyXItaly
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,231 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Russia, Prussia - Complete
The Soulless by Lady Of The Semicolons reviews
Majora's Mask. If the Elegy Statue could speak, it would be taunting him...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Link - Complete
The Language of Flowers by Queenie Z reviews
When young Hylians profess their love, they use a red tulip with a golden ribbon - but one small mishap may keep Link from ever giving his to Zelda. LinkxZelda. Spirit Tracks.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Themes truned lemony by FourSwordsAddict reviews
20 themes turned into lemons and fluff :3 will add more oneshot fluffs!Forst real lemon, no flames plz. tips/advice are wanted!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Vio, Shadow Link
The Gift by FourSwordsAddict reviews
A VioXShadow story! very sweet! it's Vio's birthday and what does his shadowy lover get him? FLUFF!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Vio, Shadow Link - Complete
Chasing An Empty Dream by jmp22895 reviews
Germany realizes he has feelings for Italy...just in time to learn that Italy is still in love with someone else. Just who the hell is this Holy Roman Empire guy anyway? Germany's determined to learn more about the kid who stole Italy's heart...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,252 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Tangled Curls by Stripes93 reviews
Germany gets a frantic call from Italy and finds two Italian's tangled up with the curl-only it's not Italy and Romano but their little brother Seborga. *Rated T for language and Italian hair curls*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Germany, Seborga - Complete
Mine forever by Stripes93 reviews
Lovi hid but it was no use. Toni found him and he quickly regretted ever hiding. "I love you...you're mine forever now..." He whispered...*Rated T for blood and gore*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/17/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
The Four Swords: Reiteration by TiggerPup91 reviews
A continuation from the Four Swords Manga, Hyrule has returned to an era of peace, but something is amiss... and when Zelda is kidnapped once more by a strange, dark force, Link must once again use the power of the Four Sword to defeat the darkness.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,204 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Link, Zelda - Complete
The Hero of Wolves by The Wolfess reviews
Book 1 in The Doppelganger Trilogy: Link's adventure is over, but the former ranch boy isn't the same. Tempted by the wild nature of the ravenous wolf inside, Link is called upon to help revive a corrupt, rebellious post-war Hyrule and its Princess.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 194,342 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Everyday Occurance by ahha.interesting reviews
Germany X Italy what else do i write? crappy title, but Japan is MIA and only GerIta left, Romano appears so cracktastic and Germany finds out about that little Vargas Curl
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Surrender by Val-Creative reviews
Alone together on the battlefield, they bled./ October 13, 1943. Italy declares war on Germany and the aftermath. GermanyxItaly. Heavy T rating. Angst.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Hetalia Heaven by 13th reviews
Things go wild when the Bad Friends Trio, Russia and Germany go to a host club! ONESHOT. Pairings: Germany x N. Italy, Spain x Romano, France x England, Russia x America, Prussia x Austria
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Complete
Fake smiles and Empty eyes by Mai-Gikarp reviews
When you love someone, you'll endure anything for them, right? At least, he thinks it's love. LudFeli/GerIta, abuse, rape, blood, etec. Rated M to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,787 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Germany, N. Italy
Honest when Drunk by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*FrUK, lemon* England should stop getting drunk. Waking up with a smug France at his side surely isn't how he wants his morning to begin. And surely France seducing him into sex isn't how he wants things to progress. Maybe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,065 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/23/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
HetaOni: Novelized by IReadFanficsOnly reviews
Inspired by Trapped Within by simba-rulz. A retelling of fanmade game HetaOni
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,043 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 10/13/2010 - N. Italy
Déjà Vu by LittleBlueNayru reviews
Apocalyptic Majora's Mask oneshot. How one ignorant inhabitant of the doomed land views the coming end. Warnings: contains character death, the apocalypse, mild gore, complicated time-space theories, and some incoherency.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Complete
HetaOni preview by The Deceiving Maiden reviews
A small peek at the fan game's HetaOni fanfic that's coming out in the future. ALREADY WRITING! PLEASE CHECK MY PROFILE TO FIND IT EASIER!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Complete
Running From Romance by LittleBlueNayru reviews
Link is running from unwanted love. Whose affections is he trying to escape? Oh, just those of EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER IN THE ENTIRE SERIES! Completely insane. Run if you're scared. RHO; Random Humorous Oneshot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,732 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Link - Complete
You're too obsessed with Zelda games when by fanfictionwierdo reviews
The title says it all...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Complete
Courting by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*PruIta* Prussia is out to seduce Italy, and it's a foreplay that will leave him breathless.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Prussia, N. Italy - Complete
Conflict by Lady Of The Semicolons reviews
Majora's Mask. The quest in Termina is taking its toll on the Hero. The Three Goddesses of Hyrule attempt to intervene on his behalf.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Din, Farore - Complete
When Pasta Is To Blame by FroggyFran reviews
Maybe Romano and Feliciano are even more alike than we thought. GermanyxN.Italy SpainxS.Italy MPREG full lemon in later chapters fourshot -First Hetalia, please go easy-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,908 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Germany, N. Italy
Possessed by inuyasha 303 reviews
Red is possessed by an evil shadow. With the others notice in time to save him? BluexRed
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,432 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Blue, Red - Complete
OniLink at Hogwarts by DynturaDJ reviews
For some odd reason, Fierce Deity Link has been accepted to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry! How does he fit in? Read and find out!
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Fierce Deity, Harry P.
60 Ways of Hetalia by killahxbunnay reviews
Ways to annoy them, ways to know if you're addicted, ways to love them! They're all here!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/9/2009
Loss by Sevlow reviews
He had to let it out. He’d been holding it in all day and he wanted it gone. He’d kept quiet and calm and made himself smile and speak softly but he just couldn’t do it anymore. Maes X Gracia. One-shot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,627 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Gracia H., Maes H. - Complete
Crash by Sevlow reviews
Colonel Mustang and Fullmetal fight to keep each other alive in the wake of a deadly car accident. One-shot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,209 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 66 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Sacred Flesh by Shadsie reviews
OoT/post MM basis. Sometimes, for the spirit or the flesh, death is only the beginning of something else. Link dies, leaving Ganondorf the opportunity to return in a most gruesome manner. Some sexual content and much morbid / just plain disturbing content
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,282 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Link, Ganondorf - Complete
Luck by Sevlow reviews
Colonel Roy Mustang has been having a bad week. Unfortunately for him, it's about to get a whole lot worse.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,076 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
The Ten Commandments of Writing Zelda Fiction by Davin Sunrider reviews
Obey them, lest ye be consider'd a n00b.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Complete
Time Goes By by Monopoly reviews
One shot. Majora's Mask fic, spoilers through Stone Tower Temple. Link has all the time in the world, but he can't save them all...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Link, Tatl - Complete
Make Me Feel by Kir Sirin reviews
All Dark Pit wanted was to steal the real Pit's heart in order to feel. He never thought he would fall in love with the angel. Now, with Pit sleeping and Dark Pit ready to leave, the angel of darkness spills all. But is Pit really sleeping? Dark PitxPit
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Dark Pit, Pit - Complete
Snow by Sevlow reviews
Over a month after Ed's return to his human body, he continues to heal. Semi-sequel to "Number Twenty Eight". Warnings for angst and gore.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,898 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 46 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Number Twenty Eight by Sevlow reviews
As of today, Edward Elric had been missing for four months, two weeks, and five days. Warnings for angst, some gore, and Chimera!Ed. Complete
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,347 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 1,237 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Masquerade by Hylian Shadow reviews
Post Majora's Mask. Link's masks are more than just tools. Tools don't have memories or desires.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Link, Fierce Deity - Complete
Aniki by Ketgirl1992 reviews
A sequel to "Understand Me". When one day, Shadow's little brother shows up, questions needs to be answered. What happened with Shadow in the past? And who are Shade, Mikeri and Dark? Yaoi,Shounen ai, Mentions of Rape. ((OLD FANFIC, PLEASE DO NOT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY))
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,856 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Blue, Green, Red, Vio
Sick by Sevlow reviews
Ed is late for his report. Again.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,465 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 105 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Save Me by Sevlow reviews
Roy Mustang is sent to Lior and captured. After five long weeks of torture, will he ever recover? Roycentric angst and violence.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,873 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
Lost Love by Darklink77 reviews
Based in Twilight Princess, when Dark Link comes back, what will Link do? Dark Link X Link XXX Warning!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Dark Link, Link - Complete
Understand Me by Ketgirl1992 reviews
RedxBlue ShadowxVio,Based on the Manga,And i suck at Summary's.Very dramatic so you have been warned. ((OLD FANFIC, PLEASE DO NOT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY))
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,773 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/2/2007 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Blue, Green, Red, Vio - Complete
Mistakes by Sevlow reviews
We all make mistakes that come back to haunt us. WARNING: Graphic violence, character death
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,688 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Buried by Sevlow reviews
Al is dead.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Cops and Robbers by Ros3bud009 reviews
AU Link Lennings is a small town detective who leaves he little place to find a whole new adventure. love awaits our hero as he meets the man he never expected, and sometimes wishes he never met... Yaoi Dark LinkxLink Complete
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 133,074 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 5/18/2005 - Link, Dark Link - Complete
Harry Potter and the Hero of Time by Michelle Lancaster reviews
It's too hard to explain this story in such a short space. The author's note at the beginning should tell you what you need to know. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 141,042 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/3/2004 - Published: 2/25/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Whose Line Is It Anyway? - Zelda Style! by meltina reviews
The title explains it all. "Come on down, let's have some fun." ;)
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,504 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/16/2002 - Published: 2/17/2002
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Insane Reality reviews
What happens when four deranged Zelda fans decide to get together and play Wind Waker? Well let's just say they go on one helluva journey. Tanya and Tara, having experienced something like this before, use their prior knowledge to survive in the flooded land, but it is there that the quartet discover something spectacular about themselves... Rated T for the OC's potty mouths
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,349 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 1/19 - Link, Tetra, OC
Skyward Sword: Two Added In reviews
What happens when you play Skyward Sword during a lightning storm? Zelda Fan Tanya Hackett soon finds out, and is magically transported to the world of Skyloft with her friend, Tara! At first, their aim is to get back home, but Tanya discovers something about them that changes their lives ...Yeah, I suck at summaries. WARNING: Very slight coarse language. Rated T 'coz of paranoia.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,610 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Link, Zelda, OC
You know you're addicted to Zelda if reviews
Yeah... just came up with this during my spare time. Based on everything I've done, actually! Hope y'all enjoy!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Complete