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I DO NOT OWN MY PROFILE PICTURE
If you are insane but intelligent, put this in your profile!
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (But, when else will I be able to do my hair?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (Ohhh...see, I thought different soap had different methods of use.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (I'd say that method of ironing works very well.)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (That's correct, we need to stop them five year olds from driving them forklifts.)
On a Korean kitchen knife: "Keep out of children." (Is it... supposed to say that?)
On the bottom of a Tirasimu Dessert box: "Warning: Do not flip upside-down." (Oh, thank's for the warning.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (I had NO IDEA.)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (Where else are we gonna use 'em? Outer space?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (...I have no idea what that means..)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (What, no peas?)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Raise your hand if you've done this.)
On plastic wrapping: "Do not put on head...may result in suffocation." (But...suffocation is fun!)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity. Copy and paste this into your profile! XD
female come backs
pick up line comebacks, add to it
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
37 Things to do in an Elevator
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."
19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
15 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - girl - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Has a wet shoulder from your tears.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Would beat up the crowds that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!
(I reposted ;D)
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year or longer, and doesn't care.
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with books, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on copy and paste this into your profile (Trust me, I do it often.)
Count every "F" in the following text:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
THERE ARE 6 - no joke.
The reasoning behind this is the brain cannot process 'OF' (No kidding... -.-")
Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius.
If you aren't dead yet, copy and paste this into your profile. (But... how will we get rid of this when we die?)
If you think that people should not flame but offer constructive criticism, copy and paste this in your profile. (Seriously people, there is a difference!!)
Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you dream in color, copy this into your profile.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are in lala land most of the time, copy this onto your profile.
If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile.
If you hunt through people's profiles to find copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this. (I once dreamed I was wearing Tetra's clothes while running up and down a playground trying to get away from Ghirahim, who was chasing me :l)
If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
90 of people today would die if Facebook had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your profile
If you have authors you respect,copy and paste this to your profile
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you would stand up for your favourite pairings and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name after mine: Mind Seeker, Dewdrop13, EmpoweredWolfWrath, metasgirl, HorrorFan 101, Eptastic Girl, Link's Rose, The Hero of Time 1998
If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations and copy and paste this to your profile.
If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile.
If you talk to inanimate objects (ex. "WORK, stupid computer!), copy and paste into your profile
If you believe Narnia is real, copy and paste this to your profile, and add your name to the list: Miss Pookamonga, breezybrez, Clear Plastic, narniagirl17 :), fionagurls1301:fictionlover94, horror101, Eptastic Girl, Link's Rose, The Hero of Time 1998
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (I call it HYRULE)
Copy and Paste in your profile if you hate stereotypes.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black;
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (I actually AM anti-social XD)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (well, actually I read Manga (MANGA ROX!!))
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (Thumbs up for ALFRED! :D)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (John Key. I don't like him.)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (Arthur Kirkland gives me lessons, deal with it.)
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist. (FIIIIIIIIIIRE)
2. Your Nobody name (take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an 'x' where you think it should go) : Eawinhix
3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus 'izzle') : Hinizzle
4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Blue Wolf
5. Your Soap Opera name (your middle name and the street you live on) : Tomairaingi Eversham
6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name and first two letters of your first name): Whihi
7. Your Super Hero Name (second fav. color and fav. drink) : Purple Milk
8. Your Witness Protection name (parents middle name) : Te Aorangi William
9. Your Goth name (black plus the name of one of your pets) : Black Rangi
Itachi: */ \*
Copy and paste this to your profile to help them take over the world!!
Deidara: Do I ever cross your mind?
Deidara: Do you like me?
Sasori: Not really.
Deidara: Do you want me?
Deidara: Would you cry if I left?
Deidara: Would you live for me?
Deidara: Would you do anything for me?
Deidara: Choose your life or mine.
Sasori: My life.
Deidara runs away in shock and pain and Sasori runs after him and says:
Sasori: The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason why I don't want you is because I need you. The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I wouldn't do anything for you is because I would do EVERYTHING for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
Copy and paste this to your profile if you think that's sweet.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer to be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! Difelintly.
If you could read this copy and paste it to your profile
Take a stand. Fight for what's right. And keep on speaking out until someone chooses to hear. Spread LOVE not HATE and put a stop to HOMOPHOBIA.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile
If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy this onto your profile
If you are, crazy and insane, put this in your profile.
97% of people would cry if they saw Robert Pattinson standing on a skyscraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3% who would sit there, eating popcorn and screaming "DO A BACKFLIP!" then copy and paste this as your status
95 of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 that would get some popcorn, get a nice seat, than start chanting "JUMP, JUMP, JUMP"
I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
Isn't it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a mini skirt with a t-shirt that barely covers anything?
Isn't it funny you can change your music! taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music! and her own style, you give her a mouthful?
ISNT IT FUNNY that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone?
Are you laughing?
Isnt it funny how an emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity?
ISNT IT FUNNY that you dont mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music! you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?
Im not laughing!
ITS SO FUNNY that you and your friends can make a girls life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting.
ISNT IT FUNNY that you can call the emos, punks and the goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.
ISNT IT FUNNY HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOURNOTEMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OF LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS.
KEEP ON LAUGHING!
Isnt it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life
without knowing her situation with her friends
or or her family
or her LIFE
If you're not laughing, copy and paste this into your profile.
BRAVE IS NOT GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING
BRAVE IS NOT
BRAVE IS NOT
BRAVE IS. . .
. . . . . LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND
KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS.
GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET.
GOING TO SCHOOL EVERY DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE WHORES AROUND YOU ARE SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES.
BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMORROW ISN'T A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE, ITS ANOTHER DAY OF BITCHING AND DODGING RUMOURS.
KEEP ON LAUGHING.
a short story one would Like to share with you!
The Mushroom Clan and the Dishsoap Clan never got along... Why? Because they were just so different! The Dishsoapians blew bubbles all day while the Mushroom people did... whatever Mushroom people do. One day while the Dishsoapians came together for tea and crumpets, they came up with an idea!To stop the quarrle with the Mushroom people. After the delioushous (that is my own word :D) tea, the Dishsoapians started with their plan.The mayor of the Dishsoapians sent a letter to the Mushroom people mayor a appoligy letter and that they should all get along. The Mushroom Clan leader accepted the appoligy and they lived in peace forever. The End :D
So let me get this straight!
Larry King is getting his 8th divorce.
Liz Taylor is possibly getting married for the 9th time.
Britney Spears had a 55 HOUR marriage.
Jesse James and Tiger Woods are screwing EVERYTHING!
Yet to some the idea of same-sex marriage is going to destroy the institution of Marriage??
Copy and Paste this to your profile if you are …Proud to support equal rights for ALL!
COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU SUPPORT GAY RIGHTS! (I don't even call them 'gay', I call them 'people with different taste in love'. ;D ) Seriously Russia! Legalize the damn law already! (I APPLE-O-GIZE TO ANY RUSSIANS THAT I MIGHT HAVE OFFENDED)
I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness, everybody deserves a chance.
LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
North Italy (Feliciano/Veneciano Vargas)
(X) You were bullied a lot in your childhood
9/10 for Italy (Ve -)
South Italy (Lovino/Romano Vargas)
() You love tomatoes
7/10 for Romano (BASTARD)
(X) You're very stoic and serious
4/10 for Germany (EVERYONE SHUT UP!)
Japan (Kiku Honda)
(X) You're very mature
5/10 for Japan (I agree with America)
The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)
(X) You love hamburgers
6/10 for America (I'm the hero!)
The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)
(X) You like tea
6/10 for England (FLYING MINT BUNNEHZ)
France (Francis Bonnefoy)
(X) You're very affectionate
5/10 for France (ohonhonhonhonhon)
Russia (Ivan Braginski)
(X) You had a very sad childhood.
8/10 for Russia (Become one with mother Russia, da?)
China (Wong Yao)
(X) You're very mature
4/10 for China (Aru)
Austria (Roderich Edelstein)
(X) You are very well-raised
7/10 for Austria (Chibitalia...is a BOY?!)
Canada (Matthew Williams)
(X) You're often ignored by people
7/10 for Canada (I-I'm...not America...)
() You smoke
5/10 for Cuba
Hungary (Erszebet Hédeváry)
(X) You have a potty-mouth
9/10 for Hungary (Frying pans! Who knew, right?)
Prussia (Gilbert Weillschmidt)
() You're quite mean-spirited
5/10 for Prussia (KESESESESESESE!)
I'M HUNGARY YEAH!
And...You know you’re obsessed with Hetalia when… (Not by me...)
If your profile is long, copy and paste to make it longer!
You're a true Yaoi fangirl/boy if you have/think/done/wrote/ect.
1) Will read any type of yaoi!
2) if your parents have found out what the hell it is...
3) tried to make an ecuse that you do not like gay porn :D
4) will pair up guys in your class
5) have attempted/tried/thought up/wrote a yaoi lemon...
6) wish there was more yaoi fans around the world!
7)Love a couple so much you wish you could meet them!
repost this and add more if you dare >:D
A Flame Poem-By Meta Knight LOVER
Don't you understand?
Meanwhile, the sweet young author,
(mean poem dude ;D)
getting HIGH meant swinging at the playground?
the worst thing you could get from boys was c0oties?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
and your WORST ENEMIES were your siblings
and race issues were about who ran the fastest?
when-WAR-was a card game
and life was simple and carefree?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?
Put this in your profile if you're still 5 inside...no matter how old you are.
Stop the Pairing Wars!
If you don't do drugs (I do video games XD), copy/paste this into your profile.
If you want a game/cartoon/anime/OC character to be real, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think you might be slightly psychotic, copy this on your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, post this in your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop. (only with friends, and at hot topic)
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
99.5 of teenagers don't understand that love can be used non-romantically. If you are the .5 that knows love has a romantic and only-friendly meaning, copy and paste it into your profile. (SPREAD THE BRO-LOVE!)
If you enjoy watching people get kicked in the groin, copy this onto your profile.
98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!
If you are a Nintendo fan to your very core, copy and paste this into your profile. (Working for Nintendo is ma dream job!)
If you ever thought about what your moves would be in Super Smash Bros Brawl, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name: The Hero of Time 1998
If you love animals, copy and paste this into your profile
If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.
If there are characters on a certain show (no need to mention names) that you HATE BEYOND ALL REASON... copy and paste this into your profile.
If you would love someone because of their personality but not because of their looks, put this in your profile.
94% of teens would freak out if Justin Bieber was standing on a 1,000 ft building threatening to kill himself. Copy this to your profile if you're a part of the 6% who brought popcorn, a lawn chair, and are yelling, "JUMP B*TCH, JUMP!"
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
If you ever started laughing for no reason then copy and paste this to your profile
If you have ever been at full health in a video game and then died for no reason copy and paste this to your profile. (Me: *playing Skyward Sword* DAMN YOU THE IMPRISONED!)
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, copy this into your profile
If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid and obvious question, copy this into your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random (Or can be at times) and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! (APPLES!)
If you've been on the computer for hours on end and read numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Ravenstar-of-ShodowClan, HeartBeatFailure-x, animatedrose, Leafeonlover, MitzvahRose, Kayla Edwards, Zelda maniac, The Hero of Time 1998
If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this into your profile
If you hear voices of characters in your head...copy and paste this on you're profile.
If you want to copy this to your profile, you know what to do.
If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.
95% of the kids out there are concerned with being popular or fitting in. If you are part of the 5% who aren't, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, RitzCrackerKitty, WindOfDancingFlames, Jinzouningen Kitchi, animatedrose, Leafeonlover, MitzvahRose, Kayla Edwards, Zelda maniac, The Hero of Time 1998
If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.
If Fanfiction.net is to you like MySpace.com is to other people, copy this into your profile. (What is this MySpace you speak of? It sounds very strange and foreign...)
If you have ever stopped what you were doing to do something else and totally forgot what it was, copy this into your profile.
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing their ass off.
IMPORTANT- Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Robert Pattison or Taylor Launter are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. (srsly, Ghirahim is WAYYYYY hotter than those two)
If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile and add your name. AlukaKaiserin (i love my fox...), rubyqueen808 (give me a break, i've had Little Kitty since I was born!)Johan's Lover43v3r (I always hug my bunny plushy) Animehime20 (My stuffed seal I've had since I was 1) serina-phantom (My seal XD) AnimeCat92 (I LOVE my kangaroo plushie!) Leafeonlover (I have a pikachu plushie which I love YaY and a teddy I've had forever), MitzvahRose (Stuffies need love too!), Kayla Edwards (Geez, how many stuffed animals do I have? At least thirty), Zelda maniac (I sometimes hug my brown bear when I get scared- then I feel 5 again -_-), The Hero of Time 1998 (I have this rabbit that I call 'March Hare'... I still have it ;D I REGRET NOTHING)
If you are obsessed with fanfiction and/or fictionpress, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you laugh at inappropriate moments, CAPTIYP.
If you're against racism, prejudice, discrimination, or even stereotype, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a Facebook and are literally addicted; if you are the 0.5 who thinks Facebook is a dumb way to make friends, relationships, etc. post this onto your profile.
If you believe in heaven, copy and paste this into your profile. (I believe in Valhalla...is that the same thing?)
If you're not dead yet, copy and paste this into your profile.
SAVE THE RAINFOREST! IF YOU AGREE COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! REMEMBER, NO TREES = NO OXYGEN!
Save the Planet! It's the only one with anime, puppies and kittens! And CHOCOLATE! If you agree, CAPTIYP!!
If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labelled with the colour pink, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want child abuse to STOP, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever changing obsessions, copy and paste this to your profile.
If your profile is way too long, copy and paste this into it to make it even longer!
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.
MADD (Mothers Against Drunk Driving) If your against Drinking and Driving, Copy and Paste this to your Profile
If you have ever gone into a room to get something and completely forgot what you were doing, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.
98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2% who haven't, copy this into your profile.
Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, copy this into your profile.
I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.
Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If you hate drugs, copy and paste this into your profile
My name is Nora
and I'm seventeen,
I am on drugs
and cannot clearly see
Because of this
my grades in school have dropped.
I am very drunk,
Sometimes I'm beaten up
by some street punk.
There are so many rules
I've tried not to break,
But I am so drunk
that I can't stand up straight. I am so drunk,
Most of the time I cannot talk.
Maybe if my parents trusted me,
they would let me hold a car key.
One night I was out walking around
But there was a sound
and then I saw a man who didn't want me in town.
The man was holding a gun,
He was not as bright
He was like an Earth without a sun.
My name is Nora
I am seventeen, and tonight a man
Remember: Say NO to drugs! Drug Abuse is very dangerous, so help make it stop. If you care at all about stopping Drug Abuse copy the poem and add your name to this list: Ice The Angel, Tiger Mew Mew,Jessica01, Kitsunelover300, Flying Dragonite. LeafeonLover, MitzvahRose, Kayla Edwards, Zelda maniac, The Hero of Time
ZELDA MANIAC'S "Legend of Zelda interviews" poem
Hai Maniac's the name
And this interview isn't the same
My assistant was Link,
But he fell into a sink -_-
Demon is my other assistant besides Link
Who is still stuck in a sink -_-
Kayla, Demon, Shadow, daisy oh my!
Time really dose fly by ;)
There will be hater- tots :D
Still, they might just be robots :\
Even though im a preteen,
I make stuff no one else had seen :'D
When people laugh and love this it makes me happy
Now im starting to sound sappy
just gonna say,
I will say bye...
and time sure does fly :')
Maniac is my name
and my interviews will never be the same...
IF YOU LIKE THIS RANDOM YET TOUCHING POEM, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOU NAME AND COMMENT TO DA LIST
Zelda maniac: xD I never got Link out of the sink...
Zelda Maniac posts the FUNNIEST stories; if you have a sense of humour, go check 'em out!
Fake friends: Will look at you like your a freak when you shout "I LOVE (crushes name goes here)!"
Real friends: will shout it with you.
Fake friends: will never ask for anything.
Real friends: will shout "GIMME!"
Fake friends: will be polite to your parents.
Real friends: will call them Mum and Dad.
Fake friends: will say, "here have my drink." If you spill yours or want another drink.
Real friends: will give you a horrified look, saying: "WHAT?! I'll never give up my precious lemonade to the likes of you!"
Fake friends: will cheer you up when you boyfriend has broken up with you.
Real friends: will walk over to him and say, "If you don't apologise right now you will wish you never dumped her."
Fake friends: will come to your house for a sleepover three times every year.
Real friends: will come to your house on a random day and shout, "TIME FOR THE PARTY!"
Fake friends: will help you clean up a mess you made.
Real friends: will be lounging around on an armchair, drinking lemonade, saying: "Clean faster, your mom's almost home."
Fake friends: will bail you out of jail.
Real friends: will be sitting in the cell next to your's and shout, "That was AWESOME! Let's do it again!"
Fake friends: will ignore this.
Real friends: Will copy and paste this onto their profile.
Fake friends: Say "You look so pretty"
Real friends: Says "Come on we got a LOT of shopping to do!"
Fake friends: Tell you to ignore your enemy
Real friends: Walk up to the enemy and say, "HEY BITCH!" and punches them in the face.
Fake friends: Share you their food
Real friends: Are the reason you have no food
Fake friends: Knocks on your door
Real friends: Walk in and say HEY FAMILY!
Fake friends: returns your stuff
Real friends: Forgets that it belongs to you
Fake friends: Will never tell your crush that you like him/her
Real friends: Grabs a megaphone and yells "HEY (Crushes name), (Your name) LOVES YOU!" (Psh I never do that... or would I?)
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Kick the sorry butt of whatever made you cry. (Mhm that's what I do!)
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
XD IM PART FAKE AND PART REAL
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...
when I was born I was BLACK,
When I grew up I was BLACK,
When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
When I die I'll be BLACK.
But you sir,
When you're born you're PINK,
When you grow up you're WHITE,
When you're sick, you're GREEN,
When you go in the sun you turn RED,
When you're cold you turn BLUE,
And when you die you turn PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call me coloured?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism. Do your part to stop it!
This is the stupidity test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that you have done!
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails (Damn it was embarrassing)
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it (fallen out of a chair this way though...)
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave (No, but I wanna TRY it!)
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard (Only a small trickle!)
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
9. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc. on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it.
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it (dipped a cookie into my sis's drink XD)
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye (NOT on purpose!)
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong (I mixed up Alicia Keys and Beyonce once...)
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jamb
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people (this is everyday me)
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird (WTF?!)
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria.
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth
LOL SUPER LONG PROFILE DON'T CHA THINK?
After reading a whole bunch of profiles, if you have noticed all the people you would rather be friends with are across the world from you, put this in your profile
To all you idiotic, greedy rich people out there that still think 1 plus 1 equals 5 is true...
You have more dollars than sense.
C&P if you got what I meant! (try saying it aloud)
Okay, take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!
This game has a funny/spooky outcome.
Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.
First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.
Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!
1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.
2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.
3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.
4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.
5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)
6. Finally, make a wish.
And now the key for the game...
1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.
2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.
3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work with.
4. You care most about the person you put in 4.
5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.
6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.
7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.
8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.
9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.
10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life
NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...
If you don't it will become the opposite.
3 (AXIS POWERS)
5 (ALLIED FORCES)
Liam D = WTF NO
Eden = Yeah, I guess
Tara = Haha LOL
Stacy = Whah?
James = I guess
Marukaite Chikyuu (Italy) = Possibly
Dark Marukaite Chikyuu (HetaOni) = Maybe
Romano' Delicious Tomato Song = What?! But I hate tomatoes!
Bring me to Life = I guess
I WISH THAT GERMANY ACTUALLY IS HRE AND HE GETS TOGETHER WITH ITALY. But if he isn't, I don't care. I still love them together.
once there was a girl.
she was not very strong and cried at the tiny things.
she had was fatter than the other kids
she was a hopeless romantic.
she had very few friends.
she was bullied from kindergarten to 7th grade.
even after the bullies left, the girl would cry.
fat, ugly, weird, no one wants you,
the insults rang in her head.
one day she had enough.
she went to her bathroom and that night went to sleep with a stinging wrist.
dont hate on fat kids! for all you know they could be:
Fun to be around
Awesome to be around
Totally wanting to be your friend!
just cause were larger around our middle dosent mean we dont have ears. we here all the insults you throw at us.
were not fat were plump!
if your like me and plump and proud then copy this in your profile
if your actually a DECENT PERSON who feels bad for the plump people in the world then copy and paste this on your profile.
FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), DGMSilverAirHead03(USA), Crystal Amethyst (Armenia), InoueR0xO (Pakistan), poohxebony (USA), DreamingInThePast (Spain), loves2readandwrite (USA), SeaDevil (Sweden), Vampgal212 (U.K.), Verdigurl ( New Zealand), Animerockchic (Republic of Ireland), Momoka64 (USA), Ve Kuraresa Bleach (USA), AFleetingPhantom (U.K.), EpicHeroLaugh(USA), Fruity-Dragonfly (USA), 9foxgrl (USA), crazy YinYang writer7 (USA), HetaFruitsOuranHp321(U.S.A.), FrUkMintBunny(USA), The Hero of Time 1998 (NEW ZEALAAAAAAND!!)
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
Love fanfiction? Copy and Paste this onto your profile.
Fanfiction is a site for vampires trapped in human bodies.
Fanfiction is a site for wizards waiting for their Hogwarts letter.
Fanfiction is a site for secret fourteen year old spies for MI6.
Fanfiction is a site for unclaimed demigods.
Fanfiction is a site for those of us who care about who Katniss will choose.
Fanfiction is a site for people who cried while reading Just Listen.
Fanfiction is a site for people who daydream and constantly imagine the impossible.
Fanfiction is a site for people who never give up.
Fanfiction is a site for those of us who aren't accepted in the real world.
Fanfiction is a site for people who have been called at least one of the following- Weirdo, Loner, Nerd, Lick, Geek, Shy, Silent, Creepy, Crazy, Insane, Eccentric, Psycho, Odd, Mental or Different.
Fanfiction is a site for girls who are desperately in love with a non existant guys. (Because they're the best kind...)
Fanfiction is a site for girls who have dreamt of Edward Cullen.
Fanfiction is a site for girls who've asked the question, 'Are you team Edward or team Jacob?'
Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever asked the question,' What do you think, Gale or Peeta?'
Fanfiction is a site for girls who've ever doodled 'Mrs Alex Rider' on their schoolbooks.
Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever compared their classmates to characters from books.
Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever compared their teachers to Voldemort.
Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever compared their parents to the Volturi.
Fanfiction is a site for those of us who can't express ourselves in life.
Fanfiction is a site for people talk to themselves... a lot.
Fanfiction is a site for people who laugh at jokes that no one else gets.
Fanfiction is a site for people who get funny looks for reading in class.
Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever exclaimed 'Voldemort out, bitches!' in the middle of an awkward silence.
Fanfiction is a site for people who always get asked to read out their stories in English Class.
Fanfiction is a site for people who admire the guy who tries to be different.
Fanfiction is a site for people who say long words that other people don't normally understand.
Fanfiction is a site for people aren't afraid to sit alone and read at lunch.
Fanfiction is a site for people who dared to call a popular guy a plonker.
Fanfiction is a site for girls who've ever dared to call a popular girl a bitch.
Fanfiction is a site for girls who don't need guys to complete them.
Fanfiction is a site for people who ditched reality and went for something different.
Fanfiction is a site for people who hang onto dreams.
Fanfiction is a site for people who are different, but don't care because, they know it's who they really are.
If Justin Bieber went missing, 97% of people would search 2% would cry and if you are the 1% poking your new prisoner with a sharp stick then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe that Axis Powers: Hetalia promotes world peace, copy and paste this into your signature!
If you've ever felt like you nearly had a nosebleed from reading yaoi, post this on your profile. (I read a lemon once and I had a nosebleed the very next day XD)
Things I may not do in Hyrule:
Ten Ways to Annoy Non-Zelda Fans:
WHAT HETALIA HAS TAUGHT ME:
Germany taunt me work should be done with patience
The Hetalia pledge: I promise to remember Italy whenever someone mentions pasta. I promise to remember Germany whenever someone says West. I promise to remember Japan whenever I see an Asian tourist taking pictures of brightly coloured cake. I promise to remember America whenever I see someone eating a Big Mac. I promise to remember England whenever I watch Doctor Who. I promise to remember France whenever I see a rose. I promise to remember China whenever I see Hello Kitty. I promise to remember Russia whenever I see a lead pipe. I promise to remember Lithuania whenever I see a guy being pushed around by a Russian. I promise to remember Estonia whenever I see a smart guy being pushed around by a Russian. I promise to remember Latvia whenever I see a scared guy being pushed around by a Russian. I promise to remember Belarus whenever I see a girl demanding to become one with her older brother. I promise to remember Ukraine whenever I hear and/or see HUGE boobs. I promise to remember Sweden whenever I pass by an IKEA. I promise to remember Finland whenever I hear someone say 'My wife'. I promise to remember Spain whenever I see a tomato field. I promise to remember Romano whenever I see a kid pouting and swearing. I promise to remember Hungary whenever I see a frying pan. I promise to remember Austria whenever I hear someone play the piano. I promise to remember Prussia whenever I hear someone say AWESOME! I promise to remember Poland whenever I pass a Valley Girl. I promise to remember Switzerland whenever I see a guy with a gun. I promise to remember Liechtenstein whenever I see a girl wearing a bow in her hair. I promise to remember Turkey whenever I think about Phantom of the Opera. I promise to remember Greece whenever I see a sleeping man with a cat. I promise to remember Egypt whenever I see a pyramid and/or triangle. I promise to remember Canada whenever I see pancakes. I promise to remember Cuba whenever I see a fat guy eating ice-cream. I promise to remember Sealand whenever I see a boat. I promise to remember Grandpa Rome whenever I see someone way too young to be a grandfather. I promise to remember Germania whenever I see Legolas from LOTR. I promise to remember Holy Rome whenever I see a boy too nervous to confess that he loves someone. This I pledge as a Hetalian. I have promised my brother and sister Hetalians to draw a complete circle. Marukaite chikyuu!
You know your ADDICTED to Legend of Zelda when... (Not mine.)
1. You call every husky Link. Then ask where Midna is..
2. Every time you mow the lawn, you keep a close eye out for any Rupees.
3. You have played all the games and beaten them multiple times.
4. You have gotten one of your friends addicted to the game.
5. Your parents don't threaten to ground you, they threaten to take away your Legend of Zelda games.
6. You know everything there is to know about the series and it's characters.
7. You friends/family know everything about the game even though they haven't played it.
8. Whenever someone metions "Legend of Zelda" you stand up and yell "I'VE PLAYED THOSE GAMES BEFORE AND THEY ROCK! without feeling embarrassed or weird.
9. Instead of using cuss words you replace them with the goddesses names (EX: Son of a Din! or Oh my goddess!)
10. You are proud of ALL Zelda games and say random facts about the series at random times.
11. When someone seems "evil" you call them Ganondorf.
12. When you are playing any of the games and are fighting a boss, anyone who tries to mess you up or even dare touch you would get a slap/punch to the face.
13. You know the phrase: "Well excuuuse me princess!"
14. If you ever accidentally kill Link you apologize to him for about 5 minutes.
15. You cried at the end of Twilight Princess. (WHO DIDN'T?!?!)
16.When you are trying to explain how annoying something or someone is you simply say: THIS IS/YOUR ANNOYING AS FREAKIN' NAVI!
17. You constantly draw a Triforce on your left hand.
18. You have been any of the characters from the series at least once for Halloween.
19. You own at least one Zelda shirt or any piece of clothing relating to Zelda and you have at least one picture of Link or any characters from the series.
20. No matter which song from the series plays, you automatically know the name of it.
You know your obsessed with Hetalia when...bold apply
1. You start laughing hysterically at maps
2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together (or I make retching noises, it depends)
3. You've learned more history from it than from an actual history class
4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots
5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies)
6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.
7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.
8. World War II starts sounding romantic.
9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Francis" beside it.
10. You yell/think "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.
11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.
12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.
13. You shudder every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.
14.Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway.
15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "FrUK" means.
16. You end every sentence with "aru".
17. You scream 'Paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa!' every time you happen to have some.
18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.
19. You want Prussia back on the map. (He's too awesome not to be a country!)
20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.
21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.
22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good Fanfic.
23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute. (Except mah fellow Hetalian friends!!)
24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80s billion time.
25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.
26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic
27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday.
28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.
28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.
29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, or Francis are forever linked to Hetalia.
30. Scream "PASTAAAAAAA" at everyone who is eating some.
"Hey, Liam, can I borrow your scissors?"
"Ask the bomb company!"
-My friends, Liam and Dolf. (no really, this actually happened XD)
"No, no, don't miss the doughnut - ARGH! NO! You missed the doughnut!"
-Me, flying my loftwing in Skyward Sword when I missed those round island thingies that boost your speed.
"Holy sh*t it's Orochimaru!"
-My friend when seeing Ghirahim do the crazy tongue thing (she's a Naruto fangirl *shrug*)
"OH MY GOD IT'S THE WIND FISH!"
-Me, seeing Levias on Skyward Sword for the first time
"The only thing grosser then that is boogers!"
-My friend Liam's brother, Mika (rhymes with Sheikah)
"I AM A HETALIAN AND I KNOW IT!"
"AAAH! AAAH! AAAH! AAAH! NO! STOP! PLEASE! BLEUGH! ARGH! NYAA! NYAAAAA! NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! ...nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan- AUGH!"
-Me, playing HetaOni with Steve chasing me. I ran into a room, then went out to see Steve waiting outside.
IF YOU ARE A HETALIAN AND YOU KNOW IT, DON'T CLAP YOUR HANDS, MARUKAITE CHIKYUU!!
...Or just copy & paste this into your profile, whichever you wanna do. ADD UR NAME AS WELL AND SPREAD THE HETALIAN LOVE! MAKE PASTA, NOT WAR!: The Hero of Time (;D),
If you are a guy, love gaming (preferably Zelda, Minecraft and Pokemon), anime, manga, Nintendo and just plain weirdness, I would totally date you, no matter your race, religion or colour. (NOI'MNOTRACIST) But if you're older than 15 or younger than 12, sorreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Lorem_64, this does not apply to you, don't worry.
HEY GUYS PM ME IF I'M RIGHT BUT I'M PRETTY SURE I'VE GOT A MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEM. Okay, so...
I watch anime, right? And Anime has the hottest guys on it, right?
THEN HOW THE FREAKING HELL IS IT THAT I DO NOT HAVE AN ANIME CRUSH?!?!?!
Seriously, my friends freaked out on me when they found out.
I NEED HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!
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