Author has written 7 stories for Pokémon, Minecraft, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
HEY HEY PEOPLE I'M NOT DEAD.
*slaps OnlyNeeded151 in the face* Where the heck have you been?!
I've been watching the Yogscast, reading Yogscast fanfictions, reading Pokemon fanfictions, playing PokeMMO, playing regular POKÉMON!, and pretty much doing everything BUT work on my fanfictions.
Do you REALIZE what it is like to be stuck in an inter-written state for over three weeks?!
Well, you better post up some stories soon, 'cause I'm not having this! I haven't been in a SINGLE Author's Notes, and you promised!!
Didn't you hear? You've been replaced.
With the one, the only, THE JAN!!
Who is this,'Jan'?
Dude, you read her fanfictions, like every other week.
Oh. That person. But why does she get to be in the Author's Notes and not me?
Because she needs to break the fourth wall, apparently. I don't want her there anymore than you. She just keeps on breaching security, time after time after time!!
Put me in charge of Author's Notes security, and she'll be in the story, where she belongs.
Weren't we supposed to be doing a profile?
Whoops. Start reading out the questions sent in from fans!
Psst. They aren't really sent from fans. We have like, three regular reviewers. And no fans. Not popular at all. 151 just wrote these down in spare time.
Question Numero Uno.. How many OCs(original characters) do you have, why do you have them, and why are they stealing the spotlight away from the characters you are supposed to be writing about?!
I have quite a few OCs. The most notable are of course, Jan and Kelly, the crime-fighting duo!
They don't fight crime.
Oh, right. Well, here are their profiles. Hey! A profile within a profile!
God help me..
Looks like: Has brown, Falkner-like hair that is longer in the back, wears jeans, a vest, and an elbow-length shirt.
Personality: Loves to invent things, this takes her in different paths in different stories. Often has to help of her friend Kelly's crazy ideas to get the Dex-Holders to fall in love. Normally thinks before she acts, Sometimes inventions go haywire, and all that jazz.
Looks like: Has black hair that is in a similar style to Blue's when she is wearing a hat, except with no hat, if that makes sense. Wears a t-shirt, a sweater wrapped around her waist, and jeans.
Personality: Stereotypical fan-girl, often fan-girls over Red, never wears skirts or dresses, somehow occasionally manages advance programing. Don't ask me. I dunno how, either.
Wow.. Good explanation, there. No sarcasm here. Any other OCs I should know about?
Here ya' go.
Name: A/N (thinking of changing it to BOLD or Ann, can't choose)
Gender: Same as Mewtwo. As is: NONE
Looks like: A bunch of bold text on a screen. Often converses with me on my profile page.
Personality: Annoying as heck.
Very nice. Very mature.
You said it, A/N!
I want to be called Bold. That seems cooler.
Ann: Like I said, so mature..
Ann: Hey! Don't put "Ann:" in front of when I talk! HEY!
You asked for it!!
Idiot: What you gonna do about it?
*snickers into hand*
Idiot: HEY! UNFAIR!!
Let's just stop. I'm not going to be A/N, and Ann is a girl's name. Bold is cooler—
It sounds to much like 'Bald'. What kind-of name is 'Bald'? Are you bald, btw?
..Fine, if it matters that much to you, I'll be Ann.
Great! Next question!
But you still have, like, twenty more OCs!!
Hey, if people REALLY want to know about those, they can PM me!
Ok.. Question number two. Your username. Why. Just, why.
I only needed the first generation. OnlyNeeded151. LOL JK! I actually was thinking of that, but I love the new Generations so much!! Specially Sinnoh. Though that isn't really as new as some others—
FINE! Question three: ….WHAT'S THIS SUPPOSED TO MEAN? "Favorite Stories." That's not even a question!!
I just needed to talk about the stories I've listed in my 'Favorite Stories'. The stories in my Favorite Stories section are good stories, but the best ones are the ones in my favorite author's stories.
'Cause you're in bold. Underline it too, please.
Ok. Here goes nothing.
THE STORIES ONLYNEEDED151 REALLY, REALLY LOVES AND RECOMMENDS TO READ THE STORIES THAT ARE WRITTEN BY THE AUTHORS IN THE FAVORITE AUTHOR SECTION, NOT IN THE FAVORITE STORIES SECTION. THE ONES THERE ARE OKAY, BUT THE ONES WRITTEN BY PEOPLE IN THE FAVORITE AUTHORS SECTION ARE THE ONES 151 REALLY LOVES!!
God.. You sound like Black.
I SWEAR, I'M GOING TO WIN THE POKEMON LEAGUE, WATCH OUT CHAMPION ALDER—
STOP! NEXT QUESTION!!!
Question Number four: Can I battle you? ..Wait what?
HEY! WAIT! I DON'T WANT TO BATTLE!!
You are challenged by Writer OnlyNeeded151!
OnlyNeeded151 sent out Magikarp!
Magikarp used Splash!
…. *shakes head in frustration*
It's super effective! Foe Ann has fainted in sheer terror!
Winner received $99999999999(out of Loser's bank account)!
I hate you…
Question number five: Pokemon is for five year olds.. wait what?
No! Anyone who has ever had this sentence directed at them, and stood up for pokemon, is very brave person. It takes courage to stand up for what's right and not give into your foes!
Or you can be like Killlox, he's a total coward. He also happens to be one of my favorite OCs!
OC TIME IS OVER! Question six.. That's not a question.. Question seven.. nope.. question eight..nine..ten..Ah-Ha! Eleven! What is your regular updating period?
Nothing. I update when it's ready. Sorry.
Question twelve! What is Lyra's personality, in your opinion?
A super-awesome mix between Red, Blue, and Black. In girl form. With a Quilava :DDDDDDDD
Questionayyyy thirteen—wait, that one's not a question.. Fourteen! Do you have a Youtube Channel?
Not yet, but I'll tell you guys when it's up. Until then.. SCRAM!
Question.. Oh my god, can we take a break?
Yeah, sure. See you back here in ten minutes.
Five hours later…
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!
This is for sure the strangest profile I have ever come across. And the least detailed.
This is pointless..
No one ever reads profiles, anyway.. they just skip to the end..
When was the last time you read a profile?
Oh, yeah. That time that there were all those great quotes—
Oh ma' gosh that was awesome! I read the ENTIRE THING!
Yeah.. what's your life motto? Mine is: You can't hit the ball if your thinking about all the possible ways you can miss it. -Unknown
Ohh mine's: When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let the rest of the world wonder what the heck you did.-OnlyNeeded151 (Not officially copyrighted but I'd appreciate it if you put this somewhere that you did a dash then OnlyNeeded151. Because I made this up and am very proud of it, people have probably already came up with it before me but I feel very proud of myself for thinking it up so yeah)
Wow. Ok. Sometimes I really don't understand you.
Well, I understand me. And I also understand why a big wad of your cash is in my pocket right now.
Sometimes I really hate you.
You hate me? Well, it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.
You have to cite your source!!
God, you sound like my english teacher… It's from Ink Runs Through my Veins' profile page, he/she's under my favorite authors.
Ok, ok, I just don't want to get sued..
Yeah, me neither. I don't want to lose this big wad of your cash—
I really, really, hate you.
Can't hate your creator!
Well, good luck getting revenge on me.
Wasn't this supposed to be a profile?
Nah, if anyone's reading it to this stage they know enough about my personality.
Man, if idiots grew on trees, this place would be an orchard.-Unknown
Hey! No metaphorical/clever quotes!! Only I get to do those!
Quick, the zombies are coming!! They want brains!! ..Oh wait, on second thought, that probably means that you're safe.
Yeah, I'd totally survive a zombie apocalypse…HEY!!
Gods of Egypt, why are you so aggravating?
Oh, yeah. I forgot to mention, guys, but Ann is a different aspect of me. You know how in Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Heroes of Olympus, the gods have different aspects? It's sort-of like that.
I'm the smart aspect.
…Wait..does this mean I'm arguing with myself? Does that mean I'm crazy?
No, that means that your arguing with an alternate-OC-version of yourself. Sort-of like when Ash and Red argue in AshGray.
Ohhhh! So, I'm not crazy?
No, you're still crazy.
I walked right into that one, didn't I?
Why are we still talking?
I dunno. I'm bored, wifi's down, and you're the only one I actually can talk to.
Yeah. I created you so that you can only communicate with me, but I SUPPOSE you MIGHT be able to talk to other fourth wall-breaking people who show up on the Author's Notes. Maybe.
Yeah, it's a lonely life. Most of the time I'm trapped in inter-written state. It's hurts, it's lonely, and it's nothing. You're absolutely nothing.
That sounds sad and painful..
Sorry..is that what all of my OCs experience when I'm not writing them?
No, just me, because I'm the only one who doesn't have a physical form. I am literally what you are reading right now; bold text on a screen. Everyone else can roam about, have fun in alternate dimensions(aka other fanfictions), and do things off camera. But I am literally nothing when I am not talking, listening, or in other words doing a profile with you.
That sounds terrible!! So you spend your life not being able to think, not able to talk, waiting for me to come along to do a profile update?!
*leaves the 'chat'*
I should explain what a 'chat' in this sense is. Because Ann doesn't have a body, he/she can only TALK. Therefore, we cannot meet, he cannot be in a fanfiction, and so on. For him to enter a fanfiction would be like having a black hole in the fanfiction. There would be a devoid of space where he would have been standing, but because he does not only NOT exist, but CAN'T exist, it would be like putting a black-hole in the fanfiction. It would completely ruin the plot.
Now, I'm going to go rip the space-time continuum in half. Haha, just kidding.
*enters the chat* You mean like this? *takes the space-time continuum and rips it in half*
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
This is a profile page, it's not like we really use or have time and space.
Oh, yeah. Never mind then. Anyway, I'm bored now. Shall we leave?
We shall. God of Olympus, that sounded weird. Got to go, I've got a—um—place I need to be.
What? You have a date?! God dammit, how did you get a date and not me? You're just a voice!!
That hurt, you know.
You're still here.
You took my wallet.
Oh, yeah. Weeeeeell, looks like your dates off.
I want this money!! I won it fair and square.
No you didn't!!
Well, I am your creator, I want to get some credit.
For Zeus' Sake—
You make WAAAY too many Percy Jackson references.
End this Gods-forsaken profile, already!!
OH MY GOD, YOU ARE INFURIATING!!
I hate you, so, so much..
You created me!!
Umm, you keep thinking that.
*leaves the chat*
Wow.. I am good.
*enters the chat* No you aren't.
*leaves the chat*
I should probably finish this profile now… I didn't really give out that out information, did I?
This is lonely.. Is this how other people do their profile page? I feel sad for them…
*enters the chat* BUT WHAT ABOUT THE COPY AND PASTE SECTION?!
Oh, yeah! All bolds will be in italics, since I don't want any confusion for Ann speaking and the thing just being in a different font. Actually, let's make it italics AND underlined.
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find line 4.
Uhh, ok. God, help me. It's a pokemon adventures book. WITH NO NUMBERED PAGES. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9—
AH! I counted wrong! 1, 2, 3—
I hate my life..
Ok! Line four… It's not really a line, but: "…TULA!! USE FLASH!!!"
That's Black for you. Like. A. Boss.
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can... what do you find?
The wall, I guess.
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
I can't remember the last time I watched TV.. Oh! I walked past someone watching a soap opera, does that count?
Yeah, let's just move on.
4. Without looking guess what time it is?
Want me to?
I felt like it.
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
Ok, moving on.
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Um, car horns.
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
I went to the mall. I forget why.
8. Before you started this survey, what were you looking at?
Bold text on a screen.
Can you answer the next one?
Sure, what is it?
9. What are you wearing?
I'm wearing.. Bold, I guess. The letters here are wearing bold. There. Sorted.
10. Did you dream last night?
11. When did you last laugh?
When I was listening to the Yogscast's new parody: Honeydewyeayea
That was funny.
12. What is on the walls of the room you're in?
A clock. You?
Um, white? I'm inside a document.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Think about. I'm with HIM.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
Uhh, I don't think. I leave that to Ann.
Yeah, OnlyNeeded151 doesn't think. I'm the only reason 151's stories get updated. OnlyNeeded always wants to wait another week for no reason but I'm all like: "NOPE!"
16. If you became a multi-millionaire over night, what would you buy?
I'd buy your math teacher a ticket to some place.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I'm now officially a guy.
Oh, yeah, Ann's now a guy. Ironic, right?
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regaurdless of guilt or politics...
…Then I'd be part of The Yogscast.
Ever with priorities straight.
What would you do, Mr. I'm so smart?
19. A quote that you love/live by...
I believe I already said this.
But what if people skipped that part?
That's their problem.
OnlyNeeded151's Life Quote is: "When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let the rest of the world wonder what the heck you did."-OnlyNeeded151(copy/paste details above)
20. Imagine your first child's a girl, what would you call her?
Come on, can't be that hard.
I'd call her Enyo. And it is hard, I'd like to see you try.
I know exactly what I'd name my kid.
22. Imagine your first child's a boy, what would you call him?
That's easy. Xephos!
Ever the fangirl.
Yup! What'd you name your child if it was a boy?
Italics. It's a good name, regardless of gender.
I still don't understand you..
27. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR"
YOU'RE SUCH A BORE
God, help me..
28. Favorite planet?
Who's the fangirl now, huh? HUH?!
29. Who is the fourth person on your missed call list on your mobile?
I dunno, I don't really use my phone. It's out of battery. And I don't know where it is… Ann?
Fourth person.. Outlined. I called her yesterday.
30. What's your favorite ring on your phone?
I don't use my phone.
Whatever the default is on a blackberry.
31. What shirt are you wearing?
Don't know, don't care enough to check.
Uhh, I'm bold text on a screen.
32. The brand of shoes you are currently wearing?
I'm not wearing shoes...
Again, I'm bold text on a screen..
33. Bright or Dark room?
Uhh, if the background in white in a document, does that count as bright?
34. What do you think of the person who took this survey before you?
Diamante8? He/she's cool.
Yeah, I read his/her fanfics all the time.
35. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Reading Yogscast fanfics.
36. What did the last text message on your mobile say?
Don't use my phone…
From Outlined: miss ya
Wait, styles of text actually CAN date other styles of text? I was just kidding earlier!
I never said we were dating!
It was implied.
37. Where's your mailbox?
Uh, outside. On a wall.
I don't have one.
38. What's a word you say a lot?
I don't know, I only talk with 151.
40. Last furry thing you touched?
I don't touch things..
44. Favorite age you've been so far?
Probably 10. I was waiting to start my Pokemon journey. Or possibly 11. I was waiting for my letter from Hogwarts.
I was created.. four months ago?
I don't remember, but it feels like I've know you forever.
Me too, right?
46. What's your current desktop picture?
A picture of a magikarp, my favorite pokemon, with text on top of it saying: "If you don't struggle," And a Gyradoes beneath it with the text: "You don't succeed."
Uh, I'm bold text on a screen.
47. What was the last thing you said to someone?
"I do appreciate it, but why did you get me a color wonder kit?!"
I do believe I said: "Uh, I'm bold text on a screen."
48. If you had to choose between a million dollars and being able to fly, which would you take?
Being able to fly.
It'd make me feel like I had a swift-wolf's rending gale!
Oh, yeah, that's the tekkit flying ring, right?
50. The last song you listened to?
Hey, Soul Sister. OH WAIT NO! I listened to Honeydewyeayea, like, five minutes ago. I forgot.
I've never heard a song. I'm bold text on a screen.
51. If the last person you spoke to was being shot at, would you jump in front of the bullet?
Yes. My sister, YES. As much as I hate to admit it, yes, I would.
Can bold text on a screen jump in front of bullet?
52. If you could punch one person in the face, who's in you're life right now, who would it be?
I'm not really the best at punching…
I'm bold text on a screen..
53. IF YOU COULD BE DOING ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
YELLING AT RYTHIAN OF THE YOGSCAST.
ABOUT HOW MUCH I AGREE WITH HIM.
Hey, you're back.
NO TIME TO EXPLAIN, JUST THIS THING JUST HAPPENED ON THIS SERVER I WAS ON AND HERE I WROTE A SHORT ABOUT IT:
Once upon a time, I was on a minecraft server.
Someone joined the game and asked,
Who owns this server?
There was lots of answers in the chat bar, by my eye was drawn to one response.
We all own this server, all members are an important part of it's existence.
Then another message, by the same person.
Big or small, we all have a purpose.
Even the ones we ban do serve a purpose.
This person's username was vanillashake2
This legitimately touched my heart, so here I am, posting this on my profile. If you have a terrible rank on a minecraft server, it doesn't matter. You are there and people appreciate you even if you aren't op. We don't care.
Wow, that really happened?
That was awesome.
Wait, haven't you got something to say?
HEY WATTPADIANS! OVER HERE!
I am now officially on Wattpad as DiggyDiggyElf! Go check it out! I will be mainly posting Yogscast stories, for those of you who liked Duncan's Family Christmas, that's where I will post my other Yogscast stories in the future. HERE'S 'DA LINK:
There we go! Now BYE!