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Joined 09-25-03, id: 461047

Hi!

I like reviews. When I post up my crazy little fics, RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

(As many times as you want,(more than 100 times is minimum), as long as there ISN'T any flames.

Well, except for certain stories...

Crazed Smile

Just to tell you now, all flames will be read, hysterically laughed at, and fed to-

NOW HIRING!
someone/something that likes/is willing to eat flames!
FULL- TIME JOB! (Sorry, no pay..)
Must be atleast semi-interesting; being forced to throwmean reviewsdown the garbage disposal isn't really fun.
COME IN AND RESERVE A TIME FOR AN INTERVIEW NOW!

UPDATE
Sorry y'all haven't heard from me in a long time! (No, I haven't died yet, as much to many's dismay)
I'm going to list and summary all the stories I'm in progress of writing (got a whole bundle of ideas over the summer) just so that you can anticipate and I can be reminded to finish writing (Alas, my Rememberall broke so I am incapable of thinking for myself) everytime I go on my account.

As for my updating ritual (which some may find questionable), FIVE reviews a chapter, then I'll update as fast as I can.

Alrighty, here's the list!

The Accountant:
(Harry Potter)
Ever wondered about that mysterious Weasley cousin that became an accountant? Well, here's his story and how he was dragged back into the wizarding world. -IN PROGRESS

Thirteenth Moon:
(Harry Potter)
Ron is bitten by a werewolf and it's a race against time to find a cure that has never been found before. -IN PROGRESS

Depression:
(Harry Potter/Pet Shop of Horrors Crossover)
After his stepfather's death, Harry goes deeper and deeper into a depression until one day, he stumbles across Count D's Pet Shop... -IN PROGRESS

Spirited Away:
(Harry Potter)
Two young orphans in Muggle London dream of having a better life, and get more than they bargained for when one of them accidently falls through Platform Nine and Three-Quarters and is sent to the magical place that is Hogwarts. -IN PROGRESS

That's about it (for the time being)

P.S. Yes, my pen-name used to be Psycho Btch From Hell, but that astrixproblem (which was in place of the "i")was reeeeeeeally annoying (for those who know what I'm talking about), so for all the new people, don't be too freaked out if you see my former pen-name.
Why Blissfully Miserable?
I like contradicting myself:P

And Remember:

Always borrow money from a pessimist.
They never expect it back.

Blissfully Miserable