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Joined 03-21-13, id: 4611891, Profile Updated: 05-27-17
Author has written 7 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Hobbit, and Octonauts.

Hey Guys! Just wanted to let you all know I made a tumblr for my Octonauts stuff like drawings and some of the stories I post here! I don't have much on it yet, but feel free to check it out! My username is Kwazii88! I have my askbox open, so feel free to leave requests or headcannons or anything! I may not get them all done, but I will do my best! :D

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Trapped by flagma reviews
Written for Let's write Sherlock challenge 5 Mycroft and Anderson are stuck in the yard lift. Awaiting rescue Mycroft is stuck with the most annoying man in the yard. T to be safe.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Mycroft H., Anderson - Complete
Spanish Memories by Alexia-Esco reviews
Lovino is hurt that Antonio doesn't remember their first time together. What happens when a horny Spaniard tries to convince his Italian roommate to let him do it again? Human names used. AU. Lemon coming soon.. I hope. Spamano with some UsUk and PruCan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,419 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 1/13/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Dirty Little Secret by KissMeDeadlyT-T reviews
Prussia has a dirty little secret. Canada has a dirty little secret. Prussia writes. Canada draws. Neither of them know about each others' little kinks, and when Canada finds out about Prussia's... well, he and Prussia end up bonding over their secret habits. Rated for implied stuff, sexual content and just general stupidity (Prussia). PruCan. NOT a lemon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Oh Maple by DarkmoonSigel reviews
HEY! HERE'S SOME CRACK! CAUSE I KNOW YOU WANTED SOME! YO CRACK MOMMA LOVES YOU, LITTLE CRACK BABIES! Lots and lots of cursing, rude gestures, blah, blah, blah...Don't f'ing read it if you're a prude. Thanks. Oh and all questions are real questions about Canada from the International Tourism Website. I stole them cause I'm a big whole stealer. I own nothing cause I'm lazy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Canada - Complete
Comforting by Demonic Daydreams reviews
PruCan. Mathew gets a call from Ludwig, saying that Gilbert won't come out of his room, not even for beer, wurst, or pasta? So, it's up to Mathew to help comfort the depressed Prussian. Pointless fluff! Read and review, please!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Canada, Prussia
APH PruCan Mistletoe by DarkmoonSigel reviews
First published on Deviant Art A PruCan holiday fic. Prussia is looking to cause some trouble and get laid at America's Christmas party. He awesomely fails but meets an interesting nation. Story based off of WatcherAngel's art on DA. Check it out if you like this. :)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Inhale, Exhale by Fantasism reviews
"Immediately, Matthew flushed, because Gilbert had that look in his crimson eyes, which Matthew didn't necessarily mind, but, maple, they were in a world meeting!" Generic world meeting!smut. Prucan. Rated M for a reason. R&R!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
You Should Get Drunk More Often by AlicetheCircusMonster reviews
Gilbert comes home drunk one day after going out for beers with Ludwig. Its up to you to find out what happens. Warnings: Yaoi, smut, Prussia's language. Don't like don't clicky . PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
HOW TO SURVIVE Gay SpeedDating by VengefulMothSlayer reviews
"This list of rules should get you through the night of torture with minimum impact/metal scarring. Please pay attention." Includes: USUK, GerIta, PruCan, Spamano and Russia x France for giggles
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Complete
At The Dinner Table by MasochisticKitten reviews
"Please, don't fight with Ludwig in public." "And if I do?" "I'll make you regret it." During dinner, Gilbert acts out twice. Matthew believes the wine has gotten to his head some as an idea hatches in his mind to make him behave some. PruCan. Smutty-ness. Human names used hints as GerIta, and only talk of Spamano. Rated M for a reason ;D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,913 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Child Care by sukikuro reviews
Um, Prucan high school AU. I lack the ability to create proper summaries, but the story is, hopefully, much better than this. Extra pairings listed inside. Only the prologue is up at the moment. PrussiaCanada. Human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Canada, Prussia
Prusia Knows by Warriorlass reviews
Okay so I've been taking a break w/ fanfics. But SinfulDeviant and I were roleplaying, and since she was occupied, she asked for some PruCan fanservice, and I complied. So here it is. Better thank her, lol.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
The Only Thing That Matters by playing-soldiers reviews
In which Canada is feeling a bit down on himself and Prussia comes to the world meeting, pretending that there is no one else in the room except for himself and Canada. PruCan. APH.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Payback by Lady-Pyrien reviews
For SpacePotato. Matt, Alfred, Gilbert and Yong Soo all get together to watch a horror flick, but Alfred takes things too far with a prank on his brother. How does Gilbert make him feel better? By getting payback, of course! PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/6/2012 - [Prussia, Canada] America, South Korea - Complete
Incoming Text by bowlerhatfringe reviews
Lovino Vargas just wanted to text his brother's new cellphone. Instead, he accidentally texts this guy named 'Spain'. What the heck? Moreover, this guy just won't stop freakin' texting Lovino! SPAMANO & AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,352 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Lay All Your Love on Me by whatshiscape reviews
He wasn't being jealous! That man was the one who came too much close to his birdie, right? And then there's Lars, to make everything better! summary sucks, PruCan, already established relationship, boyxboy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Canadian Sparkle Partay! by violetwolf83 reviews
Matthew is having a party and he says everyone is gonna be there. Well, maybe everyone! Warning: Yaoi, don't like, don't read! PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Just the way you are by VastStride reviews
Pru/Fem-Canada When Maddie starts to have some "body" issues, Gilbert finds himself being the only one to help her out of it... too bad he sucks in emotional situations. Now a PruCan drabble fic
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,211 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Easier Said Than Done by PancakesAndGilbird reviews
Gilbert finally convinces Francis to give him permission to ask out Matthew, promising to take him out on the most awesome date of his life. However, with meddling family members and unexpected exes, will everything go to plan? PruCan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,285 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Operation Not to Hot by bowlerhatfringe reviews
Gilbert Beilschmidt is dorky, nerdy, and has serious confidence issues. He doesn't really care about himself until he sees Matthew Williams, AKA super-hot-hockey-jock. With Matthew's heart in mind, Gilbert undergoes a complete transformation. PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,618 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
PruCan FMLs by TheFirstDarkblood reviews
Today, for once, I managed to get my boyfriend's mind off the hockey game. I muted the TV and cuddled up to him. Only thirty seconds into snuggling, he shoved me onto the floor and screamed, "GOAL!" FML
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,618 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Prussia, Canada
Welcome To Hell by chibi-excel reviews
Romano, his brothers, and their father have just moved to America from, you guess it, Italy, after his parents divorce. There he meets a very handsome, very creepy, neighbor boy named Antonio. SpainxRomano, GerIta, PruCan, SealandxSeborga, UsxUk and more
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,600 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Canada is Sexy Even When Coughing up Phlegm by PrussiaxPrussia reviews
Canada is always trying to take care of Prussia and save him from horrible situations. What happens when Prussia decides to turn the tables? Warning: so much fluff. PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,776 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Sometimes, Things Don't Always Go As Planned by ninjatomomi reviews
Prussia and Canada host the annual Christmas Eve party and everything is going well. That is until Gilbert loses his very special gift for Matthew. In complete despair, Gilbert embarrasses himself, much to Matthew's horror. PruCan secret santa gift
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,463 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Surprise! by Bun Kirkland reviews
Birthdays, the day you celebrate every year when you turn a year older. Were they really special? Well, to Gilbert they were. Problem was, he couldn't find his favorite Canadian... Boy, was he sure in for a surprise. PruCan one-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Avoiding the family by BoundInSkin reviews
Matthew has to attend a family dinner - but Gilbert says he has work to do. The Canadian should know never to trust a Prussian... Just a short PruCan oneshot. The summary is a fail.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Who Are You and What Have You Done to My Italy? by xXLunarEclipse896Xx reviews
Due to one of England's magic spells, the Italy brothers have their personalities switched! How will Germany handle a negative and violent Italy, and how will Spain deal with a cheery and oblivious Romano? -Spamano, Gerita, and slight Prucan-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,998 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy
Bar Fight Love by gothgrrl13 reviews
Arthur's sad because his girlfriend dumped him. Francis tries to comfort him as Gilbert tags along for free beer. Allison and sister Matilda are there too, but get in trouble when a pack of dudes start being douchebags. Genderbent, hinted UKUS and PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/10/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
How to pick a Canadian up successfully by Oldaccountinactive reviews
Gilbert decided that Matthew deserved the great honor of spending a night with him. Except that Gilbert isn't as awesome at flirting as he thought he was. Rated T for language,Prucan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Of Keys and Campfires by lynnthinksurcool13 reviews
Exchange fic for the lovely Crackberries. The Bad Friends Trio went to the party looking to have a good time. They'd find it, but not where they might have expected. PruCan, SpeRo, and brief glimpses of GerIta and FruSey. Long-ish one-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,129 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
First Class Seating by Mipping reviews
In which Matthew vows to sit in 1st class seats the next time he flies, is repeatedly kicked in the back and kissed twice. AU PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Just A Question LPG2 by gonewritin reviews
Canada thinks it's about time he and Prussia took their relationship to the next level. Prussia isn't so sure, but not for the reason you'd think. Prucan, Human Names Used, License Plate Game Challenge Two. Pure undiluted crack. You've been warned.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Why Valentine's Day Sucks by Vampire Scooby reviews
To try and make Valentine’s Day special for Prussia, Canada goes to France to get some help. Too bad Canada didn’t know that Prussia hates Valentine’s . Inclues Awkward!Prussia, Angry!Canada, MatchMaker!France, PruCan, and Hints of ItaGerm.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,327 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Maple Syrup and Gloomy by KSFWolfe reviews
Canada, feeling somewhat down, attends a summit meeting that *cough* cheers him up somewhat. PruCan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
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Blanket Fort reviews
Barnacles sees the vegimals collecting pillows and blankets...What's going on?
Octonauts - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2017 - Barnacles - Complete
The OctoAlert Cafe reviews
The Coffee Shop AU no one asked for! Kwazii works at the OctoAlert Cafe and meets Barnacles when he comes in one day to buy Tweak a drink.
Octonauts - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2017
Cold Feet reviews
Kwazii complaining about Barnacles' feet being cold as they cuddle in bed.
Octonauts - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2017
Rainbow Seaweed reviews
While in his gup, Kwazii finds some strange seaweed, little does he know it's actually a rare, but strong aphrodisiac. (Tags inside!)
Octonauts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/12/2016 - Published: 3/29/2016 - [Kwazii, Barnacles] Shellington
Kwazii Wakes Up A Woman reviews
(Just what the title says!) Kwazii gets lost in a storm and comes out a girl? ON HIATUS!
Octonauts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,956 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/16/2015 - Published: 8/12/2015 - [Kwazii, Barnacles] Peso
A Pen And A Prince reviews
Ori is trying to quietly do his work when Fili and Kili show up and bug him. The princes tease Ori a bit as usual, but everything suddenly takes a turn when Kili hides Ori's pen in his pants. (can't write summaries to save my life DX)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2015 - [Ori, Kíli] Fíli - Complete
Stupid Sunburn reviews
Everyone starts to make fun of how pale Prussia is, but when Canada joins in that's the last straw. He goes tanning, to stop the teasing, and ends up getting sun burnt, but is that really a bad thing? (Sorry I'm so bad at summaries! DX)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2014 - [Prussia, Canada] - Complete