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Joined 09-26-03, id: 461247, Profile Updated: 05-13-10
Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, One Piece, and Eyeshield 21.

EbilBaka desu. Prepare to be awe by my silliness. Bwhahaha...

PET PEEVES IN STORIES

>> The "OMG HE'S HOT/DAMN HE'S SEXY" phrase - Seriously. Don't use it too often, in fact don't use it and especially by capitalizing the HOT/SEXY words. And definitely not just a few sentences into a story. It says how much about the character(s) of the story I was about to start reading. I would rather appreciate a grown man to not act like a simpering, lust-driven immature boy whose inner dialogue goes like that. Especially if applying to characters in a series like Naruto. Remember they are all ninjas growing up in harsh world where death and violence is not uncommon. Either they don't have a childhood or they are forced to grow up faster, even so I can't imagine no 7-year-old would be thinking about another person to be so HOT/SEXY that he/she would want to jump the bones out of the person.

>> OOC - Out of character - Actually I can expect a character growing into having a different personality over the years. Like real people, I expect them to mature and change through their experiences. But abrupt 180degree change of character without an event that give rise to it and overnight is like a major turnoff. Unless you are writing the characters in a different setting (Alternate universe) that some original qualities of the person may seem impossible, then change it to fit the situational background. So unless you have an amazing story plot to keep me reading, I would be clicking Back on my browser without wasting a beat.

>> Changing Gender - Changing a male character into a female character so as to pair him/her with another male character. If you are that uncomfortable about writing malexmale relationship, then leave the character alone! I really don't see the point.

REWRITING STATUS

Return Home: -

May 13, 2010 (Enhanced Prelude chapter)

COMPLETED STATUS

Naruto: Popsicle, Erosensei & Jealous Avenger (One-shot)

Naruto: Clandestine Sins (One-shot)

Naruto: Hurt Myself (Drabble)

One Piece: Angels or Devils (One-shot)

One Piece: Saving the Strong (One-shot)

One Piece: Men of the Seas (One-shot)

Eyeshield 21: I Hate Everything About You (One-shot)

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Dramatic Differences by Wishing-for-a-Zoro-plushie reviews
AU SaNa ZoLu They've suffered so much and turned out so different, and yet finding each other may be the key to recovery. Zoro's never met anyone quite like Luffy, and Luffy's never met anyone as interesting as Zoro, in fact, he's never met anyone at all
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 207,608 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Complete
Underneath the Surface by General16 reviews
Hiding behind fabricated faces, masking the loneliness with smiles, playing a role in the name of protection... will Kakashi be the one to look underneath the underneath and see Naruto for who he really is?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,149 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Locked Inside by Bligy reviews
Not all incest is fairytale lust. Itachi was seven, he was thirteen… and occasionally he was forty one. When one kills their entire family, time becomes a fluid thing, until the only thing registered was a smile and the colour orange.AU Ita/Naru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,474 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Weight of the Heart by Daydreamer79 reviews
Naruto, the son of Anubis is sent to the world of the living on the behest of Isis to save the heart of the pharaoh's son, Itachi. Set in Ancient Egypt,violence,M/M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,448 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - [Naruto U., Itachi U.] - Complete
Casting by lunaryu reviews
If One Piece is a film and the characters are the actors and actresses... A series parody version drabbles of One Piece manga. Warning: major spoiler up to recent chapters and hints of many pairings in a way... YAY FOR PART XXI! GO GO GO!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 11,385 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Luffy - Complete
Teasing You by filmgurl2008 reviews
Ginji and Ban are on the backseat of the car...but are they really doing what Ginji thinks they are? Or is it another one of Ban's tricks?
Get Backers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Ginji, Ban - Complete
Alike Souls by ContraryMaryBee reviews
They both knew who the other was, they knew how they felt, they knew how they thought. Together for fifteen years, this is how they survived. KakaNaru, hard yaoi don't like don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
What is this, I don't even by DragonRider13025 reviews
Nick/Ellis, It's Ellis' turn to keep watch on the safe room door tonight. But what happens if he falls asleep? Will Ellis have to suffer the consequences of special infected, or have a conman explain how he got his embarrassing nicknames? M/M
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
The Film: The Catalyst by Imperial Mint reviews
Itachi: the actor everyone wants to be or date. Naruto: the guy who mocked Jiraiya's manuscript. The film: the catalyst. From casting to screening, Itachi plans to snag Naruto for himself, but Naruto's convinced the Uchiha's straight. ItaNaru. Two-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,882 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 9/22/2009 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Like Dying Inside by DetoxAngel reviews
Losing Kakashi would be like dying inside. But there are worse things in life than losing the person you love, like having them live and not know how much they mean to you. KakaNaru. NOW WITH ADDED LEMON ALTERNATIVE IN CH.2! PLEASE READ AUTHOR'S NOTE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 60,687 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Abandon by Prosopopeia reviews
SanjixLuffy series: His captain resonated freedom. That was why Sanji could never leave him. Story 5: Of Shichibukai and Love
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,990 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Luffy, Sanji
Parasomnia by Disgruntled Minion reviews
Sleep; the natural periodic suspension of consciousness during which the powers of the body are restored and for humans, regular sleep is essential for survival. However, for Itachi, the simple act of falling asleep can turn deadly. AU ItaXNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 99,541 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
FlexiRuler by Imperial Mint reviews
"Then why didn't you feel anything? Ino, come here and lend us a boob." Naruto wasn't gay. Just because two of his conspirators decide that he is doesn't mean that his ruler is bent. He just happens to have a very flexible one, that's all. ItaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,365 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/8/2009 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Lose your Cool by Amira Devant reviews
Part of the Shuffle:ES21 series. Song 19. Agon broke Hiruma's heart and wasted his last chance. Hiruma has walked away and is not looking back, especially when a certain Cowboy is more than willing to lend a shoulder to cry on or a warm bed.HimaruxShien
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Hiruma Y., Shien M. - Complete
Night Vigil by Wishing-for-a-Zoro-plushie reviews
AU ZoLu SanNam Ever been too afraid to go out at night? Ever watched a scary movie, and horrified yourself with thoughts of demons and night creatures? Well, there's cause to be afraid. Not your average vampire story! Rated for adult themes.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,979 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 3/3/2007
You will NEVER Leave Me by criesbloodredtears reviews
He slashed and felt the blood on his bare skin, tasted the fear on his tongue, heard the screams of pain and rage coming from his throat, but he wasn't really there, he hadn't really been there sense Itachi had said he was leaving...leaving him." Ita/Naru M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
A Beautiful Thing by Taisi reviews
His smile never faltered. "He promised. He promised he'd come back for me." ZoLu
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
Mukatsu by passionatetigress reviews
Yaoi Naruto is a 28 year old high school teacher, who is the lover of Itachi. The only problem is that Itachi is his 16 year old student. ItaNaru. OK I FINALLY HAVE THE REAL VERSION UP! IT HAS ONE MORE TO GO! EPILOGUE IS GOING TO BE HERE SOMETIME
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,588 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Otouto by Eevee Tofu reviews
An unexpected visit from a certain Oniichan. AceLu, that means D-cest, no sex. Just cuteness.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Ace, Luffy - Complete
Still There by Summer Memory reviews
AU. SanLu, minor ZoLu. Sanji is a new worker in All Blue restaurant, and he never knows that there is a raven haired boy sitting alone at the corner of the restaurant with two mugs of hot chocolate.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Sanji, Luffy - Complete
The First Law Of Energy by The Lady Morana reviews
Energy can neither be created nor destroyed, but it can be transferred. This is a story of enegry given and taken and the unpredictable impacts it has on all those involved. WARNINGS: GaaraNaruto, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,345 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Situational Hazard by DetoxAngel reviews
PLEASE READ CH.24 AGAIN, IT'S THE EPILOGUE, NOT AN AUTHOR'S NOTE! KakaNaru FINISHED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 131,455 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Occupation by blueaorta reviews
OP universe, but a different situation. Zoro arrives at fighting school, meets a strange roommate, and notices that all is not as it seems. ZoLu. Rated for torture. and perhaps yaoi in later chapters.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,722 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Luffy, Zoro
Because I Want It, That's Why by Saniwa reviews
Kakashi has been contemplating his growing feelings that he, inappropriately, holds for Naruto ever since Sasuke’s defection however, Itachi, with his own unanticipated agenda, decides to impede, wanting the blonde for himself. [KakaNaru, ItaNaru].
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,198 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 12/12/2006 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
One Last Minute by amai-kaminari reviews
During a recovery job, Ban loses his concentration in battle for one horrific moment. What happens? BanXGinji GinjiXBan Some Violence. Death Fic.
Get Backers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Ban, Ginji
A Better Replacement by Saniwa reviews
A series of oneshots focusing on the new Team 7, Sai and Naruto in particular. Unfu… [SaiNaru]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Sai, Naruto U.
Wish by Kylie-Chan reviews
Sai and Naruto weren’t really friends. Sai wished they could be, but they weren’t. Yaoi, SaiNaru, implied SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Sai, Naruto U. - Complete
Apple of My Eyes by Saniwa reviews
A discovery makes Yondaime want to know who has been “corrupting” his innocent son. What other better strategy than placing Naruto under his most asexual, phlegmatic, and trustworthy man’s care while he’s investigating? Right? ItaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 366 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Never Again by Rhylin Sweet reviews
Sanji…How? How could the blonde leave him? In such a crisis? He started to cry. The phone rang....It's not what you think! I think...? It's Romance. SanLu. I promise you won't be dissapointed! I was. I think...
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Sanji, Luffy - Complete
Letters to Aunt Agony by Aine reviews
shounen ai, silliness... ^_^
D N Angel - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2001
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Hurt Myself reviews
A oneshot drabble tribute to Jiraiya. JIra/Naru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Jiraiya, Naruto U. - Complete
Men of the Seas reviews
Tribute to Luffy. The man who will go to any length to save his precious people. Spoilers from Chap 568.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Luffy - Complete
I Hate Everything About You reviews
What goes down between Hiruma and Agon after the latter bested Kurita in the Shiryuuji Sports Merit Program. Agon x Hiruma. Yaoi. Oneshot.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Agon K., Hiruma Y. - Complete
Saving the Strong reviews
Sometimes even Ace needs to be saved. AceLu Brotherhood.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Ace, Luffy - Complete
Angels or Devils reviews
Oneshot. Strawhat Pirates are one day away from getting the Great Treasure of One Piece, so are the WhiteBeard Pirates. A clash would be unavoidable tomorrow. This is Ace's late night visit to his little brother for the last time. AceLu Fluff?
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Ace, Luffy - Complete
怪物 Body Bag reviews
They say monsters come out at night. They also say curiosity kills the cat. They were right. account of a psychotic killer and his victim AUAR, Bond, S&M, Tort
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,480 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Clandestine Sins reviews
The degrading. The degraded. How should he put it? Where should he begin? Never meaning, he has surrendered to this unholy abasement. ?Naruto MM,Minor,Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Naruto U., Jiraiya - Complete
Return Home reviews
Chap 4 up. Because of Kyuubi, be it fifty or a thousand years, Naruto does not age a day pass his eighteen year old body. Cursed to walk the earth forever, he chases after the hope to see his loved ones again. KakaNaru. SasuNaru. Reincarnation. Angst. MM
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,995 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Popsicle, EroSensei and Jealous Avenger reviews
Naruto has a very interesting way of eating popsicle. Sexual Innuedoes. SasuNaru. KakaNaru. Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Complete