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Author has written 52 stories for Pokémon, Super Smash Brothers, Doctor Who, My Little Pony, Glee, Fire Emblem, Kid Icarus, Kagerou Days/カゲロウデイズ, Gravity Falls, and Homestar Runner.
Hello, I am Twilight Joltik, and I write FanFiction.
Writing is something I love to do, and whenever I'm not writing, I'm thinking about my stories, plotting out what horrible things will happen to my precious characters next.
I have a DeviantArt I sometimes post things on. Some of the stuff on there is stories I want to test out before I post them here, so you might be able to find something of interest there. I'm TheoryOfSuffering on there.
Okay, quick rant, if you read one of my stories and dislike it in some way, especially if your main issue regards my choice in couples, please do not submit a rant filled with rude profanity anonimously. If you have an issue, either word it politely and say it to my face, or keep it to yourself. This goes for anyone's story on here, because this website would be a better place for it. If such problems persist, I will have no choice but to close my anonymous reviews to all, regardless of intention. Thank you.
(SSB) Alchemist Spirit Knight Lucina- A cheerful magical girl story that makes perfect logical sense. (Note- practically everything in the proceeding sentence is a lie.) Finally updated after like, a month and a half!
(SSB) Random Encounters- Peach gets eleven other Smashers together and plays a game version of that write down ten random characters meme on every Fanfiction profile ever. Hijinks ensue. And also epic literal Shipping Wars ensue. Reboot of Ten Random Characters.
(SSB) Waiting In The Rain- Three-shot about DLC newcomers. Will be updated as soon as I feel like reading up on Street Fighter.
SSB) Angel of Asphodel- Pit chooses the roster for Smash 4. Except it isn't near as cheerful and happy as it sounds and also involves a dark realm of darkness where video game characters go when they're not in games.
-Current Ideas- (May or may not be posted)
(SSB) S-Support Academy 7 (tentative title)- Parody of dating sim games staring a Robin of ambiguous gender romancing other Smashers.
(SSB) Fireworks That Turned To Stars- Marth's voice actor did a song with this title, and it gave me the idea to write a one-shot about Marth having written said song. Will be written just as soon as I finish adapting the translated lyrics to something that sounds halfway decent when sang with the song.
(Steven Universe) Headphone Actor- Based on Kagerou Project song of same name, an AU one-shot starring Steven.
(Steven Universe) (Not a) Mistake (tentative title)- AU where Amethyst is Steven's mom and gave up her physical form for Steven to be born and Rose Quartz is still alive. Still in early phases of development, but may be a one-shot based on Lion 3: Straight to Video.
(A:TLA/Night Vale Crossover) There Is No Dog Park In Ba Sing Se- This title popped into my head, and I knew I had to act on it. May actually be Legend of Korra crossover, also may star Carlos or possibly Intern Dana, may be a one-shot.
(PMMM/SSB Crossover) Don't Lose Your Head (tentative title)- Shulk is afraid of caterpillars. Mami got eaten by a caterpillar. Let's do this. Don't know what "this" I'm gonna "do", but from the angle I see it now, it'll probably have minor implied Lucina x Pit and Shulk x Ike. And that's all you get to know.
(Doctor Who/Xenoblade Crossover) Untitled- Clara and Melia share a voice. I need to write about this, but first, I should probably get a bit further in Xenoblade.
-Uncertain Condition Works-
(SSB) Puzzle-box Mansion- Marked as completed, but I really do like it and want to actually complete it. I'll just have to rework the story, as it was meant to rely heavily on the fact that Lucas and Roy were cut characters.
-Things About Teh Joltik-
I am remarkably obsessed with Nintendo things. Like, remarkably so. As in I devote the majority of my conscious thought and also money to it. In fact, I own stock in Nintendo. (Just one share, but still...)
My first Pokemon game was Gold. I started with Chikorita, and fell deeply in love with the game the second I encountered a wild Jigglypuff. They remain my second and first favorite Pokemon to this day.
My first Shiny 'Mon was a Gastly, who is unfortunately no longer with us because I deleted that file on Leaf Green due to being unable to conquer Victory Road. Others Shinies of dubious importance include a Bidoof, a Drowzee, a Geodude, a Tangela, a Nosepass, an Octillery, and a Horsea. Actual important shinies include Ness, my Espeon that I got as a prize for getting first place in the junior division of SmashKing24's Christmas Contest, Jaune, my Milotic I chain fished for and was my seventh Pokemon to reach level 100, Konoha, my Jigglypuff a friend gave to me, and a Lucario I got via Wonder Trade.
I have been writing Fanfiction in my head for as long as I can remember, and until I started writing things down, it was all about terrible self-insert Mary Sues.
Fire Emblem Awakening is maybe my favorite game in the history of ever. I have logged 300-plus hours into it in the year I've owned it. Preferred Waifus are Stahl and Anna.
"SENSE IS FOR THE WEAK!" -Midbus, Bowser's Inside Story