Author has written 56 stories for Pokémon, Super Smash Brothers, Doctor Who, My Little Pony, Glee, Fire Emblem, Kid Icarus, Kagerou Days/カゲロウデイズ, Gravity Falls, Kirby, and Homestar Runner.
Hello, I am Twilight Joltik, and I write FanFiction. Just call me Joltik, please.
Writing is something I love to do, and whenever I'm not writing, I'm thinking about my stories, plotting out what horrible things will happen to my precious characters next.
I have a DeviantArt I sometimes post things on. Not good stuff, mind you, but stuff. I'm TheoryOfSuffering on there.
xXPeachBlossomsXx is my Smash!Peach RP account. Might post a thing on there eventually.
(SSB) Alchemist Spirit Knight Lucina- A cheerful magical girl story that makes perfect logical sense. (Note- practically everything in the proceeding sentence is a lie.) Actually continuing now!
(SSB) Random Encounters- Peach gets eleven other Smashers together and plays a game version of that write down ten random characters meme on every Fanfiction profile ever. Hijinks ensue. And also literal Shipping Wars ensue. Reboot of Ten Random Characters. Probably re-continuing now!
(SSB) Waiting In The Rain- Three-shot about DLC newcomers. I am working on it, I swear! Just need to get a bit further into Xenoblade Chronicles...
-Current Ideas- (May or may not be posted, listed here for my convenience)
(SSB) Fireworks That Turned To Stars- Marth's voice actor did a song with this title, and it gave me the idea to write a one-shot about Marth having written said song. Will be written just as soon as I finish adapting the translated lyrics to something that sounds halfway decent when sang with the song.
(Steven Universe) Headphone Actor- Based on Kagerou Project song of same name, an AU one-shot starring Steven.
(Steven Universe) (Not a) Mistake (tentative title)- AU where Amethyst is Steven's mom and gave up her physical form for Steven to be born and Rose Quartz is still alive. Still in early phases of development, but may be a one-shot based on Lion 3: Straight to Video.
(Hetalia) Untitled- Some short thing about Italy asking Germany if he knows of the Holy Roman Empire. Clearly HRE/Germany x Italy. I know it's probably overdone and cliched, but I like the pairing.
(A:TLA/Night Vale Crossover) There Is No Dog Park In Ba Sing Se- This title popped into my head, and I knew I had to act on it. May actually be Legend of Korra crossover, also may star Carlos or possibly Intern Dana, may be a one-shot.
(Night Vale/KagePro Crossover) Focusing Eyes (tentative title)- While listening to A Story About Them, it stuck me that it almost seemed as if Cecil could almost subconsiously see places where he wasn't presently, which reminded me of Hibiya's eye power. I now headcanon that Cecil ended up in the Heat Haze and was spat back out with said eye power, and therefore must write about it.
(PMMM/SSB Crossover) Mirai- Shulk is afraid of caterpillars. Mami got eaten by a caterpillar. Let's do this. Probably going to be focused on episode 3, it'll probably have minor implied Homura/Lucina x Madoka/Pit or Palutena and Mami/Shulk x Kyouko/Ike. And Sayaka will be Marth. And that's all you get to know.
(Doctor Who/Xenoblade Crossover) Untitled- Clara and Melia share a voice. I need to write about this, but first, I should probably get a bit further in Xenoblade.
(SSB) S-Support Academy 7 (tentative title)- Parody of dating sim games staring a Robin of ambiguous gender romancing other Smashers. Might only be on DeviantArt, 'cause it'll probably be second-person. Probably not going to happen unless I get a lot of free time on my hands, and even then, I'll probably end up squandering said free time with VlogBrothers and Let's Plays and stuff, so don't count on this ever happening.
-Uncertain Condition Works-
(SSB) Angel of Asphodel- Pit chooses the roster for Smash 4. Except it isn't near as cheerful and happy as it sounds and also involves a dark realm of darkness where video game characters go when they're not in games. I have most of it plotted out, but I've sort of lost interest in the idea.
(SSB) Puzzle-box Mansion- Marked as completed, but I really do like it and want to actually complete it. I'll just have to rework the story, as it was meant to rely heavily on the fact that Lucas and Roy were cut characters. Lol, maybe I'll just reboot it, which would be funny, since this is a reboot of one of my super old stories. Which I stopped, oddly enough, because Robin was announced a few days after I'd written Lucas as a mute amnesiac in it, which would have been a much better role for Robin.
-Things About Teh Joltik-
I am remarkably obsessed with Nintendo things. Like, remarkably so. As in I devote the majority of my conscious thought and also money to it. In fact, I actually own stock in Nintendo. (Just one share, but still...)
My first Pokemon game was Gold. I started with Chikorita, and fell deeply in love with the game the second I encountered a wild Jigglypuff. They remain my second and first favorite Pokemon to this day. Togekiss, Victini, Snivy, and Gengar are also among my favorites.
Current fandoms include Smash Bros, Steven Universe, Fire Emblem, My Little Pony, Doctor Who, Pokemon, Welcome to Night Vale, and a crap-ton of other things. See top of page where it lists all the things I've written things about for more details.
I have been writing Fanfiction in my head for as long as I can remember, and until I started writing things down, it was all about terrible self-insert Mary Sues of the highest caliber. Maybe someday I'll actually write it out so everyone can see how much my ideas used to suck.
Fire Emblem Awakening is maybe my favorite game in the history of ever. I have logged 400-plus hours into it in the year I've owned it. Preferred Waifus are Stahl and Anna, though I've grown a soft spot for Inigo as of late. Nah is my precious cinnamon roll, and she is my favorite, but I prefer her as my daughter-in-law rather than wife or daughter.
I main Roy and Robin in Smash 4, though I have been known to mess around with Palutena and Shulk. I mained Ike back in Brawl, alongside the occasional Marth or Kirby. I am not worthy of maining the glorious Jigglypuff.
I am the founder of the Dark Pit x Lucina ship, aka the GLORIOUS SS KEROSENE! It is my proudest accomplishment to date. You can also find me sailing Shulk x M!Robin, Ike x Marth, and the occasional Jigglypuff x Kirby, Pit x Link, or Red x Lucas. As for other fandoms, Garnet is OTP, and I am a proud ChoosenShipper. Also, Eleventh Doctor x River and Cecil x Carlos are extremely win. And M!Morgan x Nah. And somehow Hetalia has gotten me to ship Germany x Italy.
I freaking love KagePro. It is maybe my favorite thing ever. Toumei Answer, Konoha's State of the World, Ene's Cyber Journey, and Mary's Fictional World are my favorite songs from that series.
When I'm writing, I find it helps when I put a random song on repeat and listen to it ten thousand times. These are my current repeat recommendations:
Titenic (Nightcore) by JonTron
Fake!Fake! by A Crow is White
Splatoon Final Boss Theme ft. Squid Sisters
Azura's Dance (Nohr Version) (cover by adrisaurus)
You have power... like mine... (Fire Emblem Awakening OST)
"The future is in the past! Onwards, Aoshima!" -Mabel, Gravity Falls, The Inconvinencing
"SENSE IS FOR THE WEAK!" -Midbus, Bowser's Inside Story