Jordsan
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Joined 09-26-03, id: 461383

Someday, when the planets align, and the moon is full (and possibly blue), I will finish a story. Until then, I'm a reader.

Quotes:

"That's nice, why don't you embroider that on a pillow and smother me with it!" - Don't remember, if it's you, PROPS!

"Remember, compliments are conversation starters" - Anonymous

the talking to god light appears - My friend Cindy

And there was much rejoicing - Cindy again

Get out of my way, you little meat puppets! - Guess who? That's right, Cindy, she's a VERY funny person!

That's right, run, run on your little meat sticks! - Two guesses, the first doesn't count

When I rule the world, you will be the first to go! - Me

When I rule the world, they will grovel before me! - My friend Kyla. HA! Betcha thought I'd say Cindy, huh?

Looks like I've cut another worthless thing - Yuko in XXXHolic

I heart (insert something here) - I'm not sure who started this, but it's SO fun

Mission complete, bwahahahahahahahahaha! - Don Kanonji from Bleach

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

Favorite Animes/Mangas (Not in any particular order):

Street Fighter
Rouroni Kenshin
Tenchi
DragonballZ
Dragonball
Digimon
Fruits Basket
Tsubasa Chronicle
Usagi Yojimbo
D.N. Angel
XXXHolic
Vision of Escaflowne
The Getbackers
Naruto
Bleach
Scrapped Princess
Many others I'm sure

Least Favorite Animes:

Hamtaro(Too, Much, Fluffiness)
Yu Yu Hakasho (Just plain weird)
Pokemon(spits out fuzz and fluff)
DragonballGT(Completely messed up, not even by Akira Toriyama)
Excel Saga (Huh?)

Ooh! Books books! I am a bibliophile to the core (look it up). So, my books!

Artemis Fowl (the whole series)
Redwall (and related books, i.e Martin the Warrior)
The Inheritance Trilogy (Eragon, ya know?)
Bunnicula (the whole series) (I haven't read these in ages, but they're FUNNY)
Hank the Cowdog (the whole series) (Same as Bunnicula)
Just about anything by Dean Koontz
Many, many others. When I rule the world, I will have an entire LIBRARY in my palace, and that's where you will find me. When I'm not ordering my big guys in black to jump out and grab the people on my list, of course. And I DO have a list! Oh yes, I do! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Dislikes about fanfics:

Yaoi/MxM/Slash/Whatever the heck you want to call it
Yuri/femslash/you get the picture
Lemons(the story kind)

Note: All of my favorite stories are very good in my opinion, mostly about my favorite characters, though there is some Yu-Gi-Oh in there, which is rare since I am not a big Yu Gi Oh fan. My point? Check 'em out!

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No News Is Good News by AngelOfDeath10 reviews
AU, Naruto has taken it upon himself to get Sakura matched up, but Gaara has enough problems functioning in society without anyone meddling in his love life
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/4/2010 - [Gaara, Sakura H.] - Complete
The Transfer Student Scares Me by Unbalanced Kiss reviews
He pinned her wrists on either side of her head and she opened her eyes to look at him, her cheeks flushed a dark crimson. "Hmmm, intersting reaction, Hyuuga" her heart had picked up in speed and she was beginning to feel a little dizzy. sasuhina fanfic
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,645 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
A Sudden Temptation by XZ-Tic reviews
If someone had warned Ino that within the span of one night, she'd find herself lusting after that arrogant, temperamental womanizer, Inuzuka Kiba, she would've immediately high tailed her butt out of Konoha to spare herself the lapse in sanity... (Updated Summary)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,998 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 4/7/2008 - [Ino Y., Kiba I.]
One good deed by White-tiger-lost-angel reviews
GaaSaku She saves an injured animal, not realising who it is. In memory of a cat.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 49,460 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Plans for a Seduction by kaotic312 reviews
For her own good, Ino must be seduced. KibaxIno. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,164 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Ino Y., Kiba I. - Complete
Amidst Flight of Uncaged Wings by Unpersonified reviews
Surrounded by the despair of oblivion, bound by the keeping of an oath. Roxas Fallista knew all along that he was cursed by fate, but one could endure only so much. How then, had he come to fall for his best friend's lover? [AU] [Roxas x Tifa]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,825 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Roxas, Tifa
Warrior's Displaced in Time by Silver Warrior reviews
Sequel to New Students at Orange Star High. Chapter Twentyone up. Two warrior's have arrived in a time not their own. Are they in hostile territory? Or will they find unexpected allies?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 217,886 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 10/9/2003 - Trunks, Videl - Complete
Love and Disloyalty by Apolena Soleil reviews
ZellxRinoa! After a dangerous mission, Rinoa thinks Squall has died. What happens when Zell accidentally becomes more to Rinoa than she had ever imagined possible?
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,777 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 4/26/2002 - Published: 4/1/2002 - Complete
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