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Joined 03-23-13, id: 4615487, Profile Updated: 08-17-18
Author has written 8 stories for Master and Commander, Les Misérables, Sherlock, Pirates of the Caribbean, Monsters Inc., Divergent Trilogy, and Avengers.

My name is Lorna, a name that was made up by R. D. Blackmoor for that book Lorna Doone, and it actually means 'Forsaken'. Cheerful, eh?

I'm relatively new to fanfiction, so I would definitely welcome any constructive criticism on my stories. I've been making up stuff and writing stories since I was a wee nipper, and it's just about my favourite thing to to do. A friend introduced me to fanfiction a few months ago, and I've been hooked ever since.

I also love really weird cross-overs. I'm doing a Sherlock-Avengers cross-over, which I suppose isn't that weird, but maybe I'll try something even more random next, like maybe a Pirates of the Carribbean-Les Miserables crossover. Hmmm.

One last thing. I'm a bit OCD when it comes to spelling and grammar. Especially other peoples. I've read a couple of excellent fanfiction stories, and been completely distracted from the story because I'm too busy mumbling stuff like, 'That's spelt wrong,' and 'This sentence structure is appalling,' or even, 'Commas, man! Commas!' Well, you get the idea. So if you see a spelling mistake/grammatical error in one of my stories, which my rigorous (!) proofreading has missed, feel free to point it out in the reviews and irritate me even more.

And now, poetry.

'See the happy moron.

He doesn't give a damn.

I wish I were a moron.

Oh dear, I think I am...'

Anonymous

'And would some Power the small gift give us

To see ourselves as others see us!'

Robert Burns

'If you can keep your head when all about you

Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,

If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,

But make allowance for their doubting too;

If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,

Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,

Or being hated, don't give way to hating,

And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise.

If you can dream, and not make dreams your master,

If you can think, and not make thoughts your aim,

If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster,

And treat those two imposters just the same.

If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken

Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,

And see the things you gave your life to, broken,

And stoop and build them up again with worn out tools.

If you can make one heap of all your winnings,

And risk it on one turn of pitch and toss,

And lose, and start again at your beginnings,

And never breathe a word about your loss.

If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew

To serve your turn long after they are gone,

And so hold on, when there is nothing in you

Except the Will that says to them, 'Hold on!'

If you can walk with crowds and keep your virtue,

Or talk with Kings, nor lose the common touch,

If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,

If all men count with you, but none too much,

If you can fill the unforgiving minute

With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,

Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,

And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son.

Rudyard Kipling

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Haughty Sues, Love Stricken Characters and Me by Eris'-twin-sister reviews
Nina was unexpectedly dropped into Middle Earth in company of an irritating Mary Sue. Follow Nina on this insane adventure as she tries to stop everyone falling in love with the Sue, stop the canon from being destroyed and avoid death by orcs. Now rated M for language and violence.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 39,654 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/23/2016 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Gandalf, Boromir, Legolas, OC
Of Spoilers and Sonic Screwdrivers by Of-Spoilers-and-Bowties reviews
Things were different now. Different wasn't bad or good. It was just different. Things had changed, he had changed. Though things had changed and were different, River still loved the cosmic Time Lord. Chapter 7 is up. A series of one-shots featuring River/Doctor. (Originally was going to be just Eleven/River, but I got carried away...)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,753 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/25/2016 - Published: 4/27/2015 - [12th Doctor, 11th Doctor, 10th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III]
Awkward Moments by NeverWrittenAGoodOne reviews
Why now? Why did Coraline have to get those stupid feeling now? He was her best friend, she had hurt him to much for him to feel the same way... right? Coraline X Wybie fluff
Coraline - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Coraline J., Wybie L. - Complete
Watching Over Charlie Prince by Peppette reviews
I always thought that Charlie Prince was an unsavory character, so when I got the chance to help reform him, I jumped at it.
3:10 to Yuma, 2007 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,811 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 5/16/2008
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The Wrong Marius reviews
Jean Valjean goes to save Marius from the barricades, but the two of them have never actually met. Imagine how easily he could have got the wrong person... Oneshot. Pleeeeease review.
Les Misérables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2015 - Enjolras, Marius Pontmercy, Jean Valjean - Complete
Amity Girl reviews
Amity is my favourite faction, so I wondered what the first book/film would have been like if there'd been an Amity transfer. So Emily, an Amity born, chooses Dauntless. Emily and Tris couldn't be more different, but she's got a secret too, and chooses a very different path.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,883 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/11/2015 - Published: 4/11/2015 - Al, Tris/Beatrice P., Eric, Four/Tobias
Who's the Tiny One? reviews
Until they found the Tesseract, Natasha Romanoff had never mentioned her sister to anyone at SHIELD. But perhaps Nikita Romanoff is just the person they need. She certainly ruffles a few feathers, but before she can discover the secrets of the Tesseract, things start to go very wrong. Her obnoxious half-brothers' advice certainly doesn't help. Go on. Review. You know you want to.
Crossover - Sherlock & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,858 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/13/2015 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Too Much Time (re-edited) reviews
Mike and Sulley are retiring from Monsters Inc. together, and Mike is a little worried about how he will cope. But when tragedy strikes, Sulley is the one who has difficulty coping. (The re-edited version to comply with some reviewers suggestions.)
Monsters Inc. - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2015
Too Much Time reviews
Mike and Sulley are retiring from Monsters Inc. together, and Mike is a little worried about how he will cope. But when tragedy strikes, Sulley is the one who has difficulty coping.
Monsters Inc. - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2014 - Sulley/James P. Sullivan, Mike W. - Complete
Do You Hear the Pirates Sing? reviews
Enjolras and Grantaire barely escape from the barricades with their lives. But now they need to get out of France ASAP. So they hitch a lift on the nearest ship, a jolly little vessel called The Black Pearl...
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,268 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 2/25/2014
Violet reviews
Violet and Victor are twins who have had their lives planned out. Victor is to be a midshipman on the HMS Surprise and Violet is to be married. To escape, Violet dresses as a boy and takes her brothers place on the Surprise. They're identical, surely no one will know the difference? (Read and Review, I'd like to know what you think)
Master and Commander - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,508 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Complete
After the Wedding reviews
Oneshot. What happened to the Thernardiers after they were kicked out of Marius' wedding party? They discuss their options for the future. Read and Review.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Thenardier - Complete