Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, Coraline, and Hunger Games.
Hi im Lisa. Please read and review my stories.Twilight Oath I promise to remember Bella,
And I promise to remember Esme,
Hunger Games Oath
I promise to remember Rue
The Capitol will cross my mind
If someone’s pretty, but a dunce
I swear to think of Cato
If you are obsessed with Hunger Games too, post this onto your profile!
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.
Rosalie's the prettiest
Edward's the fastest
Emmett's the sweetest
Alice's the hypest
Bella's the clumziest
But Jasper is the only one who can sit in the corner of the room, and still make everyone Jealous.
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To sєє thє NΣW MOON
And ιf I'm lucky I'll sєє thє ΣCLIPSΣ
At BЯΣΛKING DΛWN
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I'm sιttιng with чou
Undєr thє MIDNIGHT SUN
Edward Cullen killed Bambi's mom! :( I knew it =)
\_(ツ)_/ love that face lol
A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!..
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Never annoy a writer. She may put you in a book and kill you!
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
Funny things I laughed at
One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.
Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down, stay put and shut up.
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.
your a great friend but, if zombies are chasing us im triping you...
But if vampires r chasing us, trip me, i'll b fine!
good friends dont let you do stupid this...alone
No, I won't go to Hell! It has a restraining order against me
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
Life isnt passing me by; it's trying to run me over
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?
The statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you
i am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive
It doesn't matter what temperature the room is. It's always room-temperature.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.
-I have more fictional boyfriends than you do. Beat that!-
-Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls...and pulls...people...and off the occasional cliff
I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me?
It's always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I've found it?
Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
A couple is lying on the bed. The man says, "I'm going to make you the happiest woman alive." the woman replies, "I'll miss you..."