Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, and Merlin.
I'm just a junior in high school, hoping to maybe make a living by writing (and actually be successful) someday in the future. I already have an idea for a book, something I've been spending a lot of time developing this past year. Even if it doesn't go anywhere, it was still loads of fun to do.
Favorite TV Shows: Breaking Bad, Dexter (seasons 1—4), Doctor Who, Raising Hope, Modern Family, Arrested Development, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Danny Phantom, Monk, American Horror Story (season 1)
Favorite Books: Harry Potter series, Hunger Games series, The Fault in Our Stars
Favorite Movies: The Dark Knight, Inception, Beetlejuice, most Pixar movies, How to Train Your Dragon, The Exorcist, Hunger Games: Catching Fire, Hook, Spirited Away, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, Planet of the Apes, Secret of NIMH
Favorite Bands/Musicians: Fall Out Boy, New Politics, U2, Tears for Fears, R.E.M., Escala, AFI, Depeche Mode, Sinead O'Conner, Elvis Presley, The Lonely Island, Imagine Dragons, Capital Cities, Eminem
"You clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks."
-- Walter White, Breaking Bad
Walt: Jesse, look at me. You are a blowfish.
Walt: A blowfish, think about it. Small in stature, not swift, not cunning, easy prey for predators, but the blowfish has a secret weapon, doesn't he? Doesn't he? What does the blowfish do, Jesse? What does the blowfish do?
Jesse: I don't even know what...
Walt: The blowfish puffs up, okay? The blowfish puffs himself up four, five times larger than normal, but why? Why does he do that? Because it makes him intimidating, that's why. Intimidating so that the other, scarier fish are scared off and that's you. You are a blowfish. Don't you see? It's just all- all an illusion. It's nothing but air. Now, who messes with the blowfish, Jesse?
Walt: You're damn right.
Jesse: I'm a blowfish.
Walt: You are a blowfish. Say it again.
Jesse: A blowfish!
Walt: Say it like you mean it!
Jesse: I'M A BLOWFISH! BLOWFISH! YEEEAAAH! BLOWFISHIN' THIS UP!
-- Walter White and Jesse Pinkman, Breaking Bad
"YEAH, BITCH! MAGNETS!"
-- Jesse Pinkman, Breaking Bad
Gwaine: Do you hear that?
-- Sir Gwaine and Sir Leon, Merlin
Arthur: What on earth are you doing?
Merlin: Er... Checking for woodworms.
Arthur: Before breakfast?
Merlin: That is when the worms are most active.
-- Merlin and Arthur, Merlin
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"
-- The Doctor, Doctor Who
"The universe is big. It's vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them miracles."
-- The Doctor, Doctor Who
Jimmy: Listen, I have a question about this food and it might be a stupid question, but I- I feel I should ask.
Sabrina: I'm sure it's not stupid.
Jimmy: Okay. Well, um, the book I have says I should feed her vegetables and I want to do that, but the only vegetable jars I found have pictures of either black babies or Asian babies on them, and I don't know if the pictures are random, you know, or if there's a reason Asian babies instead of white ones should eat these particular string beans?
Sabrina: That is a really good question. The colors of the babies on the jars don't matter, however it's really important that you do not feed her anything with a picture of a boy on it or else she will grow a penis. And a mustache.
Jimmy: I said it might be a stupid question.
Sabrina: Yeah, you did. I just... really wasn't prepared for that.
-- Jimmy Chance and Sabrina Collins, Raising Hope
"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good."
-- Harry Potter, Harry Potter
"Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times if one only remembers to turn on the light."
-- Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter
"Not my daughter, you bitch!"
-- Molly Weasley, Harry Potter
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