Mozzarella
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Joined 09-28-03, id: 461971
Author has written 3 stories for Love Hina.
Hey, if you're reading this then you either hate my writing or love it. I've been reviewing stories for a while. I might've reviewed yours at one point or another. Now I finally got the courage to register. YAY!!! Hope to see some reviews from you.

Things I Like: Maruchan ramen, Videogames, Anime, good rock music, Comedian acts, Jay and Silent Bob movies(Snooch to the motherf*kin' nooch), Parentheses. The best comedians are Dennis Leary and George Carlin.

Things I don't like: Bad videogames, bad rock music, birds (always crappin' on the car), Vegatables.
I especially don't like those people who come to your house at three in the morning and ask "Have you found Jesus?"
That's why I keep a bumpersticker that says 'I have found him, he is in the trunk'.
And for you people who need to know everything I'm only a 15 year old dude.

10-01-03: My first review! YAY! Thanks whoever you are!

Animes I currently own:
Nadesico
Azumanga Daioh
Battle Angel
Berserk
Bubblegum Crisis Tokyo 2040
Full Metal Panic
Escaflowne
Initial D
Dragonball Z
Dragonball GT
Hellsing
Naruto
X/1999
X the series
Flame of Recca
Fushigi Yugi
Gundam Wing
Jubei-Chan
Gundam Seed
Rurouni Kenshin (Before Cartoon Network ever heard of it. Bong!!)
Vampire Princess Miyu
Street Fighter Zero (or Alpha)
Sakura Wars (the movie)
Puppet Princess
Samurai:Hunt for the Sword
Inu-Yash
Vampire Hunter D:Bloodlust
Samurai Deeper Kyo
Kare Kano:His and Her Circumstances
Ranma 1/2 (It's one of the BEST)
ZOE
Ah!My Goddess: the Movie
Chobits
Sorcerer on the Rocks
Cowboy Bepop
Love Hina (Another one of the BEST)
Virus
Rahxephon
G-Gundam
Neon Genesis Evangelion
La Blue Girl (Hee Hee)
Cool Devices (Ha Ha)
Night Shift Nurses (Extreme Ha Ha)

Favorite Videogames:
Harvest Moon (all of them)
Final Fantasy (all of them)
Soul Calibur (I'm the best. I won a local Gamestop tournament)
Halo (undefeated)
Skies of Arcadia (both of them)
GTA III and Vice City
DOA XBV
DOA 3
Disgaea :Hour of Darkness
Deus Ex: Invisible War

You won't be seeing many stories from me since I'm a lazy prick but I'll try my best to make them all enjoyable.

Things I wish would happen to me:
1. "You like anime and videogames too?" a beautiful blonde asked, her chest heaving with an unknown anticipation.
2. A knock at the door reveals a military official. "Sir, we have run out of room in Fort Knox. We would like to ask to use your living quarters to store about 4 million dollars in gold. I mean, it's not like we count any of this."
3. A stranger approaches me and says, "Hey, I'm gonna die in two days so I want you to have my collection of every anime ever published."
4. A beautiful woman and her hot friend come up to me and say, "If you can beat us in SoulCalibur II we'll let you do anything you want to us for one week."
5. Be teleported in an anime of my choice as whatever or whoever I want.

Well, thanks to the magic of both Final Fantasy XI and Halo (PC) I won't be updating any chpaters very soon. But, you can bet that I'll have one for the holidays and I'll have a new story up. Just cause I'm not writing doesn't mean I'm not thinking.

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It is Our Nature by Mantis Man reviews
A Love Hina - Underworld crossover
Crossover - Love Hina & Underworld - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 199,842 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 10/19/2003
A Night at Kitsune's by The Anonymous reviews
What happens when you throw together Keitaro, Kitsune, too much alcohol, and an empty Hinata House together? We think you know. Or, at least we hope you know. Well, we think we hope you think we know. Or were we thinking in the first place?
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,277 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Keitaro U., Mitsune K.
Love Hina Defeated by Bugsy reviews
Motoko attacks Keitaro after she loses a tournament. Will he survive? Updated with some minor revisions.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,336 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 12/28/2003
Out of Phase by ChaosValkyire reviews
The Master Chief...in today's New York City...or is it?
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,395 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 12/4/2003 - Complete
Eve of Fate by tru7h nd 0rd3r reviews
It has been 35 years after the HumanCovenant War, and now, the Master Chief must fight to protect humanity as well as uncover the truth behind the mysterious Eve of Fate and what his role in it may be. [UPDATE]Chapter 12 is now up.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 85,379 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/2/2006 - Published: 10/4/2003
Keitaro: The Last Man by Lein reviews
When a killer flu virus sweeps the world, and kills all living males, Keitaro finds himself alone and hunted. But can his love for Naru survie in a world where he's the only living man?
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 67,367 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/26/2005 - Published: 3/26/2004
Sakura's long lost by Alucard Nosgoth reviews
what if sakura had an older brother we never knew about. came to me in a dream.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/15/2005 - Published: 12/20/2004
Addicted to Your Embrace by Nabeshin Danbei Ayanami reviews
From the Author of "A Different Fate", A twisted romance that one would not expect.... Read at your own risk. Keep reviews (somewhat) civil please.
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,749 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/17/2004 - Published: 12/30/2003
The Misted Glass of an Angel by bluetinkerbell reviews
[AU][Complete] Haruka's life is filled with problems until one day an unlikely angel appears, bringing mischief, curiosity and color to Haruka's dreary life. During this adventure, Haruka finds love in her best friend Seta...and heartbreak with angels
Love Hina - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,827 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/23/2004 - Published: 1/11/2004 - Complete
Video Madness by ZoieLark reviews
Kitsune secretly filmed a few mishaps [complete]
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,122 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/1/2004 - Published: 6/14/2003 - Complete
Drown by bluetinkerbell reviews
[Complete-Endings Redone] Alcohol. It's been Kitsune's best friend since the beginning. But now, it's decided to turn on her.
Love Hina - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,841 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/24/2004 - Published: 11/1/2003 - Complete
The Disastorous Date by bakoxnako reviews
Kitsune and Keitaro go on a date and two Hinta Girls decide to follow them! What problems will they cause? RR
Love Hina - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,424 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/17/2003 - Published: 10/17/2003
Fight to Survive by Invader Gir1 reviews
What happens when you are sucked into the game on Legendary? A Fight to Survive. R&R
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,774 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/8/2003 - Published: 8/30/2003
The Dating Game Show by Cloud Vasquez reviews
The Girls of Hinata Inn are going on dates with guys from other shows
Love Hina - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,069 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/1/2003 - Published: 5/13/2003
Something Darkly Cute by thinkatory reviews
Megatoyko haiku for Tohya Miho. Also written in l33tsp34k. Any attempt by someone not fluent in l33t to read this will result in a headache. pl34se r34d 4nd r3v1ew. w00t.
Fanfiction Poetry - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/25/2003
Where I Belong by Huhn reviews
With the rest of the crew detained after the Martian Incident, Ruri finds herself alone and cut off from the life she once knew. Just as she realises the meaning of loneliness, it becomes the least of her problems...
Nadesico - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 96,480 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/19/2003 - Published: 6/5/2002 - Complete
Cherish Hina by One Man Cult reviews
Problem in paragraph is now fixed.
Love Hina - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,068 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/27/2002 - Published: 1/15/2002
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Say Hello to Halo reviews
Su makes a little machine and decides to test it out on Keitaro's latest game, Halo. That's when the Master Chief is released from the confines of the game and is set free into the Love Hina universe. What will happen, and how will the residents cope?
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2003
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Kanagawa reviews
Jay and Silent Bob in Love Hina! Rated for excessive use of foul language. rr!
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/21/2003 - Published: 10/16/2003
Bohemian Hina reviews
Love Hina summarized, for the most part, into this one song called "Bohemian Rhapsody". KeitaroMutsumi
Love Hina - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/29/2003