Lita Inverse
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Joined 02-27-01, id: 46199
Author has written 11 stories for Slayers, Sailor Moon X-overs, Ronin Warriors, Sailor Moon, and StarTrek: The Original Series.
...*blinks*...*looks around*...wow...I haven't thought about my account in a REALLY long time...

pokes reviewers* *stirs up the dust that was on them* *sneezes* yeah...maybe I should start posting again...

CM: How about writing at least?

Lita: HEY! I write...I just don't post...

CM: Lazy ass.

Lita: Who asked you? Don't make me sick the Uzials on you!

CM: *shuts up*

Lita: *grinns innocently* Anyways! Hhmm...what to say about me...

Rei-chan: How about that you are quite possibly the most boring person on the planet?

Lita: *gets big watery chibi eyes* that's so mean...WAAAH!!!!!

Ami-Sama: Great, now look at what you did Rei-chan! Now she'll never shut up!

Rei-chan:...sorry?

Lita: *sniffles* Fine. Let's see. About me... I'm 15. (Yayness!) I'm a dancer. I do Jazz, tap, Ballet, Pointe, and Hip hop. I'm also on the Varsity dance team at my high school! Go me!

Rei-chan: *sarcastically* woohoo! You know no one cares, right?

Lita: *glares* I love Anime! My favorites are...*stops and thinks* Actually there are too many to choose from! I love a lot of them. Oh yeah! And I am currently dating Legolas Greenleaf!

CM: No you're not...

Lita: Well don't tell the readers that!

CM: *rolls eyes and smacks Lita with a newspaper*

Lita: Hey!

CM: Idiot...

Lita: I represent that remark! *pauses* Resent! I meant I resent that remark!

CM, Ami-Sama, and Rei-chan smirk before breaking into fits of giggles*

Lita: Well that's just rude! Anyways, I think that's all I have to say about me...so I guess I can end my bio here...

Ami-sama: What about us!?

Lita: What about you?

Rei-chan: Aren't you going to explain us?!

Lita: *pauses*...no? You're just voices in my head vaguely based off my friends...who care about you?

CM: *smacks Lita with the newspaper again*

Lita: OW! Don't make me dragaon slave you!

CM: I'd like to see you try!

Lita: *begins chanting*
Darkness beyond twilight
Crimson beyond blood that flows
Buried in the stream of time is where your power grows...

CM, Rei-chan, Ami-Sama: Yipes! *runs away*

Lita: *realizes they are gone and stops chanting* heh heh, works EVERY time...

The Xelloss That Got Zapped (and others) by Abri reviews
L-sama up to mischief. Random insanity-ness. Chapter 3 coming as soon as I get reviews! I need to know if anyon'e reading out there!
Slayers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,269 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/4/2001 - Published: 7/2/2001
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Trouble with Trekkies reviews
Kirk, Bones, and Spock beam down to a planet. But through an accident get stuck in our world where the meet a Trekkie. A trekki who happens to be obsessed with Spock.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,932 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/23/2004 - Published: 11/17/2002 - Spock
Sailor Ronin crossover I'm too lazy reviews
Same story, just split into chapters. Nothing new unfortunetly. suggestions please?
Sailor Moon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,111 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/29/2002 - Published: 7/2/2001
Mazoku attacks reviews
So far no action but there will be.......Please read the explantaion before reading the story itself.
Slayers - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,889 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11/17/2002 - Published: 9/12/2001
My conversation with the Slayers reviews
My pitifull attempt at a self-insertion fic this is my view of what would happen if i got together with the slayers
Slayers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 12/31/2001 - Published: 3/2/2001
Never before seen ronin merchandise reviews
(In other words my lame attempts at making money..) I, the great Lita Inverse, have Ronin merchandise for you! Take a look around and avoid the KLC if possible.
Ronin Warriors - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/31/2001
Dana and Reisei Hidden helps 2 reviews
If you don't know go read the first one by Ryidi Jirougorou. slight language..
Ronin Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,225 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9/28/2001 - Published: 8/29/2001
Kiken meets Michiru (then Haruka-Sama's fist) reviews
Kiken gets in trouble......*evil laughter*
Sailor Moon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 9/14/2001
Dana Jinmei
This is the stats for a story Co-authored with Ryidi. Hope you enjoy. This is to give you a heads up on the main characters.
Ronin Warriors - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Published: 8/26/2001
Shadow : return reviews
The slayers have met a girl who looks exactly like Lina but acts completlydifferent. Lina seems to know her. but who is she?
Slayers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7/5/2001
Filia's tea Obssesion! ever wonder 'Why?' reviews
NOT what the title implies! it doesn't explain why she likes tea so much! basically what happens when Xellos tampers with filia's tea.
Slayers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3/4/2001
Operation-Make Zel go crazy reviews
What happens when Xelloss needs guinea pigs for a new spell
Slayers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3/2/2001
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