What might Howl's Moving Castle have been like if the 3rd person narration had been biased toward Howl's point of view instead of Sophie's? This is an exercise in what if. Current chapter: 26, Tea Party of the Damned. [updated 10.31.07]

Soundwave is captured by the Autobots after being severely and permanently damaged in battle. Complete!

Always the Team Mom, Sakura opens up her home as a clinic for the hospital-phobic ninja of Konoha. At the same time, her relationship with Kakashi begins to evolve in a way she never expected. M for swearing and later content.

Loki makes another enemy and decides to go to the Avengers for help. The Avengers are not amused.

After his fall from the Bifrost, Loki finds himself taken in by a suburban family and lacking most of his magic. He resolves to escape them as soon as possible. This does not go the way he planned.

[G1 AU] Sometimes the one you want is the one you can't have. Written for the ProwlxJazz livejournal community's October challenge 'Fear' prompt.

The Wave Mission was a failure. They got caught, captured, taken-it didn't end well. Now Sakura has a half-heard order, uncut fingernails, and more desperation than bravery. One way or another, she's getting Team Seven out today. Complete.

He's a dog at heart. The daily modern misadventures of a girl and her demon. SessKag drabbles.

Chatoya Irkil found her soulmate when he tried to kill her. Blue Malefici: assassin, vampire, unpredictable and utterly merciless. He had made her a promise and now he would keep it.

Innocent hazing and sneezes, harmless human traditions turned inside-out; their differences work in ways that leave everyone wondering just who's messing with who. Sam and Bumblebee wouldn't change a thing, though. Now a few one-shots.

Toph has an offer for Iroh. Humor, post-series, one-shot, complete.

COMPLETED! Kick the humans off the planet? Maybe. KEEPING the humans off the planet? It wasn't ever going to be that easy. Neytiri's point of view of the aftermath of the battle, and the makings of peace.

-Alice- Burtonverse. A tourist in the dreaming world, never quite asleep. She was born with one foot in one world and the other in another, and chose first one and then the other.

07-MV-- Dear Agent Simmons: Welcome to Psychoville, home to paranoid security officers, tempermental spies, and the average conspiracy theorist, population Too Many To Count And One More, Including You.

In which Spock helps T'Pring understand the nature of humanity and love, in a roundabout way. Kirk/Spock, T'Pring & Spock friendship

AU, an adaptation of Verdi's opera Aida. "There is a Vulcan by the name of S'chn T'gai Spock. His name is infamous in our history." Note: Deals extensively with the subject matter of slavery.

The aftermath of a war is not the easiest time to start a relationship; this ties in to ‘Without Seeing.' Jake/Neytiri

Ezio x Altair Ezio takes a look inside the Apple.

Written for the 2009 K/S Advent Calendar. A K/S Chanukah piece.

Bones and Jim discuss old twentieth-century literature as it pertains to Vulcan culture. Spock is not amused.

Kirk, on Spock: "Mathematicians do it in theory." Spock, in response to Kirk: "Mathematicians prove they did it." K/S, Sulu/Chekov trash talk/humor, pure maths style. If you understand this, huge props to you!

Goldberry takes an inventive approach towards learning to live with a poetry-spouting headcase.

Team 8 in a quiet moment during the timeskip, with lots of speculation about the origin and nature of the Aburame clan's bond with their kikkai. Fluffy enough to rot your teeth.

When the usual channels of communication are shut down, the most surprising people can find a way in. A strange little love story. HPDM slash, AU 7th-year fluffy!verse.

HPDM preslash. Draco wants only the best in magical snakes for his son, and that means turning to serpent-breeder Harry Potter. Harry, who thought he had settled his grudges with Malfoy long ago, is startled by the way he responds. COMPLETE.

One-Shot. In more traditional times, a knight would ask for a token from his lady before a joust. Well, Keladry isn't much of a lady, and Faleron can't win a joust to save his life, but who are they to break tradition? KelxFaleron.

Rule Number One: Don't ever, ever, EVER stab your commanding officer in the back. Rule Number Two: On the off chance that you ignore Rule Number One, you better run like hell. Far, far away.

They called them the Wraith, ghosts that walked and brought death on their hands, and no country objected when their brightest and best children were demanded in order to prepare to fight the alien menace. Stargate AU.

Bobby Bolivia meets Swindle, in a battle of the fast talkers. Mixes G1 and 2007 movie continuity.

It came as a shock the first time Stitch realised that he had to look up to see Lilo's face. It's about growing up and finding your one true place in the cosmos.

It's a beautiful watch, but fundamentally useless. Somewhat humor, implied very implied JS. Not necessarily fluff... Not even real cursing this time. I shock myself.

Magic mirrors, deadly storms, politics, pirates and farming. Kuwabara never thought the end of the world would have involved quite so much busywork. A crossover with Inuyasha.

Kakashi is a liar. Most shinobi are. However, most shinobi aren't secretly kunoichi either. Fem!Kakashi Gai/Kakashi fluffy one-shot "Gai, you just groped me. I'm going to go take a shower and try to scrub my brain clean."

Konoha holds too many stories, and a few are even true. A boy raised by foxes, broken statues, and metamorphoses.

Life as an Academy instructor isn't easy, with civilians afraid of you, parents complaining to you and students or friends pulling dangerous 'pranks'... Oh yes, and ANBU running around trying to find the traitors who intend to let in an enemy army. Fun.

Hermione encounters a strange lake-dweller one morning. Her new friend will give her insight into the most mysterious man of them all...

Cyberpunk, Sasukecentric. Eventually NaruSasu, Neji? Sasuke only wanted a competent tech to repair his arm. Why did it have to be that crazy fox guy? And what is the link between the Uchiha cop cyborgs and the Hyuuga corporation? OFFICIALLY ABANDONED.

After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.

2007 movie. Post Mission City. Splitting the hair between life and its simulation isn't just a human preoccupation. One-shot featuring Ironhide, Ratchet, and the occasional swear word.

Edmund joins the fencing club.

Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.

For Scorponok the road from Decepticon assassin to trusted Autobot isn't exactly a smooth one. Ficlets set in the same continuity as my oneshot "Replacement". Not posted in chronological order. Story is COMPLETE!

The past catches up to us all. Eventually. AU as of recent manga chapters

Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.

When Sesshomaru starts carrying off her sisters, thinking they can spin straw into gold, Kagome begins to get worried and decides to take action, with the help of a red-haired kitsune she found in the forest on her quest. Kurama/Kagome fluff/parody

"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.

Movieverse 2007 Logic: it's an elegant weapon for a barbaric and xenophobic age. Sorry, George Lucas. Maggie, Glenn, and Ratchet.

He ran as if the hounds of hell were at his ankles because they were: the Leaf's yellow-haired devil and his demonic child-warriors. The Rock Ninja are people, too. Rated for violence.

G1. Jazz centric. Redline's hands were pure white, at odds with the deep blue and silver of the rest of his paintjob. Jazz remembered those hands very well. They had been the last things he had seen.

Hermione Granger will take pity on a hapless Draco Malfoy the day Hell freezes over. Draco is lacing up his ice skates.

or Junior Year of High School, Revised, A Clones Tale. Highlander-Stargate X-Over. Methos was just spending a year as a highschool teacher; Jake O'Neil was just trying to be someone other than Jack O'Neill; neither are simple individuals.

Several years into the future, the war still continues between Autobots and Decepticons, and through it all, life goes on, and Sam is keeping a secret.

Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity

First it rained...and then it rained more...and then it just kept on raining...

Only Raito-kun would be so arrogant as to assume that L still loved him. LxRaitoxL. Post-Vol. 12.

It's the life of the Smiley. Go into The Room. Play The Game. Die. At least, that's how things were... until one Smiley decided to change it all. FINISHED

Death has a good day, because he deserves one now and then

Knowing Beachcomber is fraught with peril. Embarrassing peril. Beachcomber/Perceptor

He always keeps his promises. SessKag Oneshot.

When she started to heal the burned body in the forest, she’d thought he was Sasuke. Her mistake spun her world upside down. SAKURA. DEIDARA. When the world you know is not enough, where do you go to?

Most people become Preventers to maintain world peace. Most people, except Duo. Revised 27 May 2010.

Light is brutally assaulted and decides to end it all –and what better way then to admit he's Kira and let his nemesis do it for him? Of course, things with L can never be so simple. L/Light. Completed.

Naruto never realized, but ever since they were academy students together he had been watching him out of the corner of his eye. [One shot, gen.]

Focused on Scorponok, completed oneshot. Scorponok was left stranded and half crazed in the desert, with nothing but his own scattered thoughts until he found a group of children, slowly dying of exposure... A look at broken things and the ties that bind.

What if Aeris found unexpected help before Zack broke out? AU.

G1,postTFTM Sometime after the events of 'Ghost in the Machine' Starscream is up in the mountains for some privacy and time to think about where he's been and where he's going... so what's with the remarkably conversational giant wolf?

Blades on Cybertron: Okay, he’s seen the old country. Can he go home now? G1

Naruto decides to show Gaara how to have fun in a normal way—but when Naruto’s idea of “normal” fun catches Sakura in the crossfire, things get a little crazy. NaruGaaSaku, OT3, heavyduty crack.

After Mission City, Barricade moves to LA and mystifies the local police force.

Quick fluffy viggie concerning ObiWan and some poor, unsuspecting couches and one Master unfortunate enough to have such a devoted apprentice. JAtimeline, taking place somewhere after QuiGon takes ObiWan as his apprentice.

HPDM slash, oneshot ignoring DH canon. Some people can have declarations without words.

Usually, when Sasuke woke to the feeling of foreign chakra present in his home, it was because ninja were attempting to assassinate him. Either that or one of his more intelligent stalkers finally figured out how to pick the new locks on his front door.

Oh no! Someone's murdered Bluestreak! Well, not really No problem, Jazz is on the case! Can he solve the Murder Mystery before Prowl forces him to attend staff meetings for the rest of the month? COMPLETE.

Iruka doesn't have the best of luck sometimes. He has to explain this to Tsunade after an encounter with Itachi. Slight hints of shounenai, ie malemale.

Fifth story in the TFC universe: A Dunmeri paladin explores faith, love, and the whacking of zombies. Rated T for violence and themes. Now complete.

Hermione tries to explain something to Oliver in terms he'll understand. I'm a quaffle, not a chaser. I'm a snitch, not a seeker.

Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.

When Naruto has memory problems, Sakura and Sasuke convince him to have his head examined. The results are, well, unsurprising. At least they would be if Sakura could ever inform her patient of his condition. Humor, Oneshot.

NejiTen request. Due to a deathbed promise, inexperienced Neji ends up with an instant son. Enter Tenten, the longlost teammate who poses as a birdbrain nanny for her jounin mission, beginning a tale of love, betrayal, and stinky diapers.

The day before Obito died, he babysat his cousin. The day after Obito died, Itachi cried for the last time. Obito had no idea how much he'd changed Itachi, and the Uchiha clan would pay the price for his good intentions. [Oneshot.]

Hikaru and Kaoru play a game. But how is Haruhi supposed to join when even the twins themselves don't know the rules?

Love comes in percentages, but sacrifice is a matter of absolutes. Thus, L comes to a realization at 1:19 in the morning. [Raito x L ]

About a girl, a strange man, and the promise they made. Slightly AU.

"Maybe he's angry that you made him the other woman," Sakura whispered frantically. Naruto/Sasuke.

20 Ways Eleventh Division Members Lived and Died: Remembering those who died and who will die— past, present, and future.

Crowley is flustered. Aziraphale points out the obvious. Fluff happens.

Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.

Second in a series about the darker characters of Cyrodiil. After his final defeat in the Arena, Agronak gro Malog is about to discover that death is not always the end. Now complete, though a sequel is likely.

TWOSHOTS, complete, Neji centric, GEN. Naruto generously gives Neji a pet. Maybe he should have asked if Neji even wanted it. Now with sequel.

The old guy in Room 30B was about the most disagreeable human being that the nurses had ever met. But he did get visitors including a retired Air Force Colonel.

Love perpetuates cliche. HaruhixKyouya.

An explanation of some of the inconsistencies that have baffled Pimpernel scholars for centuries.

20 secrets and stories just between Ikkaku and Yumichika.

[AnkoIno, yuri] In which Anko teaches Ino what it means to be a real kunoichi.

Rukia finds a home, but learning the rules is going to take some time. AU.

Some people just aren't cut out to be quiet dead.

Even Optimus Prime has to wallow sometimes.

The truth was, it didn't matter to the twins whether or not people could tell them apart.

A rose for her love, and a rose for her kingdom. Kabuto captures Hinata in his web of lies.

Most women marry men like their fathers. This is the real reason mothers cry at weddings. HaruhixTamaki.

The last twist of the knife. [NarKag]

Uchiha Itachi takes the necessary steps to make the clan he always wanted.

Uchiha Itachi, there is no sin in killing your clan when they are only imposters.

Life is what happens when you're making other plans. [Sesshoumaru x Rin] ONESHOT, COMPLETE.

Crack fic! Ever wonder why they call the information files on dangerous or criminal ninjas a Bingo Book? Well, now you know. IrukaKakashi pairing. Oneshot.

Ranma’s engagement to Nabiki would be tough enough without her tomboy sister Akane. Unfortunately the two girls are literally inseparable they're conjoined twins!

It was an average day in the Gryffindor common room essays to write, tests to study for and juicy gossip to exchange. Then all Hell broke loose and started trying to eat the students...

Because every author needs a drunken morningafterthenightbefore story.

Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.

19 year old Sarah believes the Labyrinth is behind her, nothing more than a childish fantasy. When she realizes her adventures were real, how far will she go to save the Labyrinth... or the Goblin King who rules it? JS. COMPLETE.

Tsunade has a question but the only ones who know the answer aren't telling. A Team Seven oneshot.

Sarah has good grades, a circle of friends, and a cute boyfriend. Life's great...right? So why does she have the strange feeling that something's missing? Fairy tales show that magic will make you or break you. Which category does she belong in?

Just because you don't remember, it doesn't mean it never happened. And just because you grow up, it doesn't mean your dreams can't come true. [Chihiro x Haku]

Life in London can get plenty interesting when Sherlock Holmes is hot on the trail of the dastardly Moriarty. Things take a bizarre turn, however, when Holmes and Watson intervene in a most unusual assassination attempt on a strangely dressed young man.

[AU] Wutai has a proposal to end the war that Shinra can't refuse. All very well and good, but Rufus Shinra has a lot to say about arranged marriages, especially those that involve him. It's a Wutai fic. As usual, I make up all kinds of stuff about Wutai.

Sesshoumaru is created, and dreams. A SandmanInuyasha crossover.

Set in Armada. Starscream studies the enemy in its natural habitat. First on the agenda, making Red Alert's day a little bit worse.

Brilliant imagery, powerful characterisations, nailbiting suspense, according to my reviewers! Post HBP, Snape and a Muggle shaman escape Voldemort and flee through an ancient mine system. Angst, Humour, Friendship, Adventure. Complete.

Just some light, humorous sketches of characters and situations in Naruto. Morino Ibiki's search for love... and the various twists and turns that accompany it. COMPLETE!

Naruto barges into Itachi’s life. But hey, who’s Itachi to stop him? Unfortunately or not, he didn’t think the boy would take over his life. ItaNaru. MPREG.

[Oneshot] It should have been, Temari supposed, a grim and dark journey. 'Twas common sense after all, with Gaara abducted and God knows what else transpired in Suna while she was away. But obviously, common sense had never met Naruto. God help them both.

COMPLETE - "I'm going to kill you," Kuwabara said slowly and carefully, enunciating each syllable with the careful precision usually reserved for prayer. "I'm going to kill you, and I'm going to roast your flesh and I'm going to feed it to my cat."

[SessKagome] How to win at losing. [one-shot]

The usual: a girl from our world ends up in Middle Earth. But none of this is from her POV, she's not a MarySue, it's years before LotR is set, and she's never seen the movie. I'd like to know what you think! G, but there's some language. COMPLETE!

Sesshoumaru hates Tenseiga. A lot. He also hates his father, his brother, humans, unnecessary thinking, and shrill girls in miniskirts. Fate has never been overly kind to Sesshoumaru.

From the sannin to the present- a look at how history repeats itself, and how it doesn't.

Sequel to Ki-Tsu-Ne Sasuke's got some choices to make in his life.

Sometimes being a medic is more than making repairs. And luck definately has a place in the repair bay

[Inuyasha x Sango] And she thinks maybe, just maybe, not being human isn't such a bad thing after all.

COMPLETE (BtVSSG) Jack is over four hours late for work...where is he and what is he up to?

Their loyalties go to Harry long before they ever touch each other.

Sephiroth, Zack, and Cloud's Friday night tradition.

Everyone has something to do at that busy time of the year. Naruto has his own thing to do at Christmas.

In order to forget his unrequited love for one, he found himself in another’s bed, setting into place a series of events that would place him in the middle of both. SesshoumaruMirokuInuyasha triangle.

Crazy stuff happens in the Land of Nyah, especially since Eiji's the really cool king, Great Noble Stoic General Tezuka Kunimitsu has a word limit and Kawamura's a hyper carriage boy... [happy bday kikumaru!]

[Sesshoumaru x Rin] She wanted to be with her Sesshoumaru forever. And so she shall be.

It seemed to Shadowfax that the only constants in his life were swords and apples. A crossover with The Lord of the Rings.

Daniel. Duo. Two trouble magnets, one very unlucky System Lord... Gundam Wing AU crossover, finally finished!

Calvin is all grown up... how has the passage of time affected him and those around him? My first nonStar Wars fic!

A clash of movie verse and book verse during the scene in which Gandalf the White reunites with Aragorn, Gimli, and Legolas. Sometimes changing the words around can change the entire meaning. Fairly inane, but it's short and fun.

Short fic, preChuunin, spoilers. A study of the Hyuuga family and what extraordinary vision might do to an entire clan's habits.

When an assassination attempt cuts him off from his company, Rufus must depend upon a bitter, avaricious slumdweller for his survival.

He sends in an application every year...but what does it SAY?

Edward's first foray into sexual education...rated for explicit clinical language. Ahem.

[Complete] InuKag. Au. The most wanted prize bachelor is up for grabs... but the one who gets him is the only one who doesn’t want to keep him...

Hinata has a question, and Gai's team has a lot of opinions.

Yuusuke and teammates have an unusual youkai to get rid of on Christmas Eve.

Sesshoumaru, driven by his pride and arrogance, kidnaps Kagome for his own purposes. In the moonlight, the line between friend and foe blurs, and confusion reigns. Trapped in a deadly countdown, two lost souls wait for the darkness to wane. {Completed}

When the kitsune comes out to play... Sasuke and Naruto. Creepy stuff happens. Shounen-ai (as if you couldn't already tell).

Ino is growing up, and chooses to rebel in a very unexpected way. Inonaru.

There are many stories about how the Kitsune got their name...

A story about Destiny. Depressing. Distressing. Done. Reviews are welcomed muchly.

Draco and Hermione do not have a conversation in the library. No, really.

Kagome often returns to her time angry, but she always calms down and returns. What does she do in her time that makes Inuyasha's temper easier to swallow?

It has been asked why the Autobots never tried to make the Ark more secure. Well...they did. It just didn't work out as planned. G1

[AU] 'And didn't everything start in the rain?' Several years into the future, Kaito discovers that it's not so easy to walk away.

Story of a vortex - PG13 for surrealism and strange elements

[Of Western Stars verse] In which twelve year old Harry stumbles upon the facts of life. In which an overprotective godfather crashes some last minute plans to salvage his godson’s innocence. In which a potions master reads a very strange essay.

Every year the Sorting Hat decides which House each student belongs in. But how does it REALLY decide?

*Complete from this POV* Hermione finds an unusual partner with whom to share an unusual hobby.

Yuffie Kisaragi gets into trouble, and her whole life changes when she is maimed. Sentenced to death in a matter of months, the only person she can rely on is Vincent Valentine. Finished.

Four years after Meteor, Tifa finds time helps in forgiving old enemies and forming new connections. Rude x Tifa

Friday afternoon tea between Severus and Albus. I'm rather proud of this one, please read and review!

Britain's last Weaver struggles to finish her first Invisibility Cloak during the year of the Triwizard Tournament. Along the way, she happens to befriend a certain canine that's been lolling about Hogsmeade. (UPDATED JUNE 2004)

Have you ever had a theory...?

Cat—Tales 17: Borrowed like borrowed, or borrowed like STOLEN? This isn't a Martha Stewart Wedding

If a supernatural teenager from Sunnydale, California heads east at 70 mph, while a super-powered teenager from Smallville, Kansas is heading west at 65mph, at what time will they meet up in a Greyhound bus station in Denver? Sequel under Smallville

Destiny and Delight (of Neil Gaiman's Endless) play godparents at the birth of Narnia. Sandman crossover. Short and sweet.

Sirius plays a prank on all of Hogwarts... and no one but Harry knows it! Crackfic.

Ever notice how it never seems to occur to anyone that perhaps physically attacking the enemy might work?