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Author has written 6 stories for Darkest Powers, Vampires, Mortal Instruments, Harry Potter, X-Men, and Hobbit.

I AM FULLY 100% AGAINST ANY FORUM/COMMUNITY THAT DOWNGRADES A WRITER!!!! ELIMINATOR, CRITICS UNITED, GROUPS LIKE THAT ARE THE REASON SOME PEOPLE NEVER REACH THEIR DREAMS! IF YOU AGREE WITH ME, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE, RIGHT NEAR THE TOP, AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST!!! WE WILL NOT BE BULLIED!!!! YOU'VE MESSED WITH THE WRONG PEOPLE!!!!

HELP THE GIANATORS ACHIEVE THEIR GOAL OF PUTTING A NEW WORD IN THE DICTIONARY

Embarry(adj & abbreiv) - Super embarrassed
If you think 'embarry' should be in the dictionary by 2020, copy and paste this to your profile

Hey guys! I'm PiptheSnake, female oddball and paranoid pessimist!

PEOPLE I ACTUALLY KNOW ON THIS THING: IPECaitens; Se.Baylis; A Redheaded Devil; Samsonkeezo; JuliaPossum; Haterjo (technically; she's a penpal)

I have an account on fictionpress.com as well; here's the link if you wanna check it out (there's nothing there yet...) - http://www.fictionpress.com/shovelgirlerb000

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?


CURRENT WORKS
This section will be consistently updated; keep checking back for updates!

Run Away:
This is a Darkest Powers fanfiction that originally started off as just a werewolf sotry (then I kinda got hooked on DP... yea). It follows Charlotte 'Charlie' Mckenzie on here adventure of self-discovery! I know, that sounded lame, but I'd really appreciate it if you totally and completely overlooked my terrible summarising skills and took a look at it. If it helps, I got one of my friends who doesn't normally read fanfiction at ALL hooked on it... yea... I'll stop now. Just please take a look if you have the time, and leave me a review. It makes my day!

Mutated:
I am FINALLY working on a multi-chapter Harry Potter fanfic! *happy dance* It's Harry Potter x X Men, and might (MIGHT) be slash, but I'm still deciding, so... Anyway, Harry is abandoned, set just after fifth year, found by Gambit (*PiptheSnake swoons*) and is Blood Adopted. Still working on it, and if I get a good enough idea I'll use it. I'd appreciate anyone taking a look at it :)


Can you guys pretty please with cherries on top do my poll!!!!! It's totally random and porbably sounds slightly stalker-ish, but I'm odd and have a slight obsession with eyes...

SOCIAL MEDIA:

YouTube: Libi Rose

Wattpad: PiptheSnake (no stories yet, but I might)

Twitter: @Libblepip

Somewhat Cool Quotes:

Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.”

“You're going to come across people in your life who will say all the right words at all the right times. But in the end, it's always their actions you should judge them by. It's actions, not words, that matter.”

“All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.”

My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations.” (They're too confusing)

“There is no friend as loyal as a book.”

“It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.”

Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources

“An eye for an eye will only make the whole world blind.

Life isn't always sunshine and rainbows as most people think; sometimes it's black and blood red from the pain and suffering. People just need to open their eyes and stop seeing only what they want to see.

Not everyone puts up walls to keep you out; some people put them up to see if you enough to try and tear them down

“Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men

“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”

“The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you.”

“Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.”

Just because it's happening inside your head, doesn't mean it's not real.

“There is nothing I would not do for those who are really my friends. I have no notion of loving people by halves, it is not my nature.”

“Saying 'I notice you're a nerd' is like saying, 'Hey, I notice that you'd rather be intelligent than be stupid, that you'd rather be thoughtful than be vapid, that you believe that there are things that matter more than the arrest record of Lindsay Lohan. Why is that?' In fact, it seems to me that most contemporary insults are pretty lame. Even 'lame' is kind of lame. Saying 'You're lame' is like saying 'You walk with a limp.' Yeah, whatever, so does 50 Cent, and he's done all right for himself.” John Green

“To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.”

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally

Be nice to us nerds. You may end up working for us one day.

“Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.”
Dr Suess

“I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
Woody Allen

“Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind.”
William Shakespeare

“The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.”

Albert Einstein

“For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.”
― Virginia Woolf

“I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library.” Jorge Luis Borges

“Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present.” Master Ugwe Kung Fu Panda

“It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it.”

“Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.”

“To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.” Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”

“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.” Oscar Wilde

“No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.” Eleanor Roosevelt

“A room without books is like a body without a soul.” Marcus Tullius Cicero

“Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.” William Shakespear

“We read to know that we are not alone.” William Nicholson

Most people have some sort of basic description of themself on their profile, so here I go!
I have really short, brown-red (more brown than red) hair, dark grey eyes and glasses. I wear mostly shades, but colour is slowly being integrated into my style. I have dermatophagia (compulsive need to bite the skin around the fingers; also called wolf-biters because of the fact that they bite off chunks of flesh. Horrible, isn't it?) I look a lot like my father, I guess (which makes me look like my math teacher with a slightly different nose... creepy) but have my mum's family's eyes. Fun. I'm a Kossie (half Kiwi, half Aussie) and have a slight lisp on my 's'. I also have a slightly American accent from all the time I spent over there. Recently, I've been watching British YouTubers and they've been corrupting my speech! NOOOO!


Hello! I'm that annoying Kossie girl who has a MONSTER profile! I shortened it a bit, just because I can. And it was annoying me slightly.

NAME: I won't tell you outright, but I can give you an alias for my first & middle names. Queen of Britain. If you know your facts, this should be obvious.
DOB: Sometime near the end of the turn of the century
FAMILY: Mum, Grandma, Sister
COUNTRY OF ORIGIN: GO AUSSIE!!!!!!!

FAVOURITES:

COLOURS: Navy Blue and Neon Green (particularly together; they look good)
MOVIE: I don't think I have one, although I love any movie that is Marvel based (fun fact: Disney owns Marvel)
BOOK: Impossible! Blasphemy! How could one even SUGGEST such a thing!
FOOD: Ravioli
SNACK: Mint Slice and Dark Chocolate TimTams (you Americans don't know what you're missin'!)
SUBJECT: English. I'm weird, get used to it
MUSIC: Anything rock or metal (no screamo; I draw the line at screamo and death metal)
BANDS: (no particular order)
- Breaking Benjamin
- Muse
- I Divide
- Linkin Park
- Black Veil Brides
- Florence The Machine
- Egypt Central
- Fade
- Seether
- Within Temptation
- Evanescence
- Sleeping With Sirens (sometimes)
- There For Tomorrow
- Panic! At The Disco
- Fall Out Boy

YOUTUBERS: danisnotonfire, AmazingPhil, PewDiePie, PointlessBlog, KickthePJ, LukeIsNotSexy, PattyxWalters

1: Real Name: You don't get to know! You can try and guess it though...

2.Your nobody name (take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an"x" where you think it should go): Xibil

3.Your gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): I'm not telling; this makes it too easy

4.Your Detective name(fav. color and fav. animal): Neon-Green Grizzly Bear

5.Your Soap Oprah name(your middle name and the street you live on): not telling this one either

6.Your Star Wars name(first three letters of your last name,first two letters of your first): Rovli

7.Your Superhero name(2nd fav color,fav drink): Navy-Blue Sprite

8.Your Witness Protection name(middle names of your parents): Louise Norman

9.Your Goth name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Cosmo

This quote describes me very well -

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
― Marylin Monroe

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PSYCHO BUNNIES


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READ THIS!!!!! i DON'T CARE IF YOU NORAMALY SKIP THIS SORTA THING, READ IT!!!!!!

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost

IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTION
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

These from White Knightress's profile -

- If at anytime it starts to look like I care... Tell me, I'd hate to give off the wrong impression.

- Anyone can get hit by a moving car. But I have the skill to get hit by a parked car.

- Notice: Christams has been canceled. Apparently someone told Santa they'd been good this year. He died laughing.

- Just because you finally joined the dark side, does NOT mean that we have to share our cookies. All we said was that we had them, not that we'd share.

- You know those doors that say PULL but you always push instead? Yeah, I hate those.

- Edward Cullen is not a vampire. He sparkles in the daylight, he doesn't eat people and he lives in a forest. Therefore, he must be a fairy.

- Plan B? What plan B. That would mean I have a lack of confidence in Plan A!

- I'm not insane. I prefer the term Mentally Hilarious.

- Snow white lived with seven men, Mario gets high off mushrooms and Sleeping Beauty slept around. And parents wonder why we act the way we do.

- Dear maths, All those years you made me find your X, Face it, she's not coming back.

Dear Kindergarten children, if you don't like nap time, please give it to us. Sincerely High Schoolers

Hey, you. Yes, you, sitting there reading this.

You may not believe this, but I swear to you it's true.

You are beautiful just the way you are. You're an amazing, talented person and you can make it through. There is someone out there that cares about you, there are multiple people out there that care about you, and I'm one of them. :) So don't give up.

The 6 truths of life...

1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. You just tried to do the above.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're realizing you're an idiot.

5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. XD

Pick the month you were born in-

January I killed
February I smelled
March I ran naked with
April I jumped
May I ate
June I shot
July I danced with
August I loved
September I kissed
October I robbed
November I slapped
December I stabbed

-Pick the day you were born on-

1 A banana
2 A homeless guy
3 A house
4 A mop
5 Barney the dinosaur
6 A sock
7 A stripper
8 My lover
9 My teacher
10 An iPod
11 A movie star
12 A phone
13 An angel
14 A drunk guy
15 A crack head
16 A pillow
17 A cat
18 A teletubby
19 A hobo
20 Paris Hilton
21 A dog
22 A bird
23 Elmo
24 A rock star
25 My toothbrush
26 A glass of milk
27 The kool-aid man
28 A French fry
29 A lesbian
30 An emo
31 A snowman

-Pick the color of the shirt you wearing-

White Because a he/she/it stole my taco.
Black Because the voices told me to.
Pink: Because I wanted to.
Red: Because I’m bringing sexy back!
Brown: because I’m on crack.
Polka dots: Because insanity is fun!
Purple: cuz I’m gangsta my home skillett and biscutz.
Gray: because I’m cool like dat Green: Because big bird told me to.
Orange: Because I know kung-fu.
Maroon: because I’m a good girl.
Turquoise: Because I was chasing the leprechaun.
Blue: Because that’s how I roll!
Tye dye: because I’m a freaking scuba diver you got a problem with that? Didn’t think so!
Yellow: Because the hippies kidnapped me in the middle of the night.
None: Because The aliens did experiments on me.
Graphic Design: Because It waz fun!

-Now read it all together and laugh at yourself! I slapped my lover because the voices told me to

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (Talked to, argued with, lost and been called crazy)

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you, copy and paste this to your profile. (Yes, chairs, I'm talking to you!)

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

I thought this was adorable so read!!!

Girl) Am I pretty?
(Boy)No
(Girl) Do you want to be with me forever?
(Boy)No
(Girl) Would you cry if I walked away?
…………(Boy)No
She heard enough and was hurt, she walked away tears ran down her face.

The boy grabbed her arm

(Boy) You’re not pretty, you’re beautiful
(Boy) I dont want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever
(Boy) And I wouldn’t cry if you walked away, I would die!
(Boy whispers) Please stay with me
(Girl whispers) Of course
Post this on your profile if you think this is Cute, adorable or sweet!

At last! My plans for world domination are complete! MUAHAHAHAA? Oh look, something shiny!:P

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days have thee to live..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run, fucka, run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We screwed up again."

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this

BEST FRIENDS: Would repost this shit!!!!

Friend: Will bail me out of jail
Best friend: Would be in the room next to me saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!

Friend: Will comfort me when he breaks up with me
Best friend: Will call him, whispering "Seven days..."

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive
Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away
Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down
Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Friend: Will go to a concert with me
Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: Will comfort me when he breaks my heart
Best Friend: Will help me plot my revenge and get with his best friend

Friend: Calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs.
Best friend: Calls your parents dad and mom.

Friend: Has never seen you cry
Best Friend: Has always had the best shoulder to cry on

Friend: Never asks for anything to eat or drink
Best friend: Opens the fridge and makes herself at home

Friend: Asks you to write down your number.
Best friend : They ask you for their number (cuz they can't remember it)

Friend: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back
Best friend: Has a closet full of your stuff

Friend: Only knows a few things about you
Best friend: Could write an embarry (look down, near the bottom, and spread the word!) biography on your life

Friend: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
Best friend: Will always go with you

Friend: Will help you find your prince.
Best friend: Will kidnap him and brings him to you.

Friend: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
Best friend: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

Friend: Will offer you a soda.
Best friend: Will dump theirs on you.

Friend: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
Best friend: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

Friend: Will give you their umbrella in the rain.
Best friend: Will take yours and say, "Run - beep - run!"

Friend: Will help you move.
Best friend: Will help you move the bodies.

Friend: Will console you when you house catches on fire.
Best friend: Will roast marshmallows and flirt with the firemen.

Friend: Will ask why you're crying.
Best friend: Will already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

Friend: Will tell you she knows how you feel.
Best friend: Will just sit down and cry.

Friend: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
Best friend: Will already know not to tell.

Friend: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
Best friend: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

Friend: Will never ask for food.
Best friend: Is the reason you have no food.

Friend: Will knock on your front door.
Best friend: Will walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

Friend: Will say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
Best friend: Will not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

Friend: Will say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
Best friend: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

Friend: Hides me from the cops
Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.


If you've ever asked a stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this to your profile

Do You...

Have any siblings: One annoying little sister.

Have any pets: One dog, Tessa and a lovebird, Cosmo.

Have a job: Does cleaning bird cages count

Have any special talents or skills: My imagination is constantly on hyper drive, I'm really smart, there's no knot I can't untangle and I have exquisite hearing and smell

Have any fears: Spiders and bugs, sorta heights, and crowded places (not a fear so much as an aversion to them)

Have a bedtime: Nope

Sing in the shower: sometimes... who wants to know?

Want to go to college/uni: YES!!

Get along with your parents: occasionally. Depends on what mood I'm in.

Have any piercings: One hole in each earlobe

Have any tattoos: I couldn't put up with the pain. Apparently it's addictive.

Swear: Oh hell yeah. Ask anyone on here who knows me.

Smoke: Gross!! I actually like my lungs in tact, and do not plan on dying from emphysema at age 30, believe it or not!

Drink: Nup, I like my brain cells, thanks

Do drugs: Look up.

Love & all that crap...

Ever been in love: Yeah. Unfortunately now

Ever cheated on a boyfriend: Never had one, and besides, I don't get feelings like that very often and wouldn't be able to take the hurt that would come with it. I'm sensitive

Are you single: Yeeesss...* looks at this thing like its a stalker...*

Do you have a crush on someone: Yea

How to Tell if You're a Writer
-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. 'I wonder why I talk to myself ch?')
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. 'Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word 'deliver' could mean someone's liver?')
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, 'Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!'
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else's e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no 'apparent' reason.
-If your friends don't even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
Copy and Paste this if you're a writer

Reasons why girls are the best

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. (not really, but Oh well)

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

16. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

17. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

18. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

19. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

20. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

21. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

22. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

23. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

24. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

25. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

26. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark

(I got this from Vera's copy-slash-paste things, who got it from Randomitis Sufferer, who got this from BellaRide28. It's also on St. Fang of Boredom's profile, who also got it from Randomitis Sufferer.)

One of my best friends died recently; I'm really upset. He was such a great guy and I miss him. Maybe you knew of him. Most people did. I hope it wasn't you who contributed to his death, otherwise I shall dispatch a vicious band of lions to disembowel you. Okay, I don't have a troupe of lions at my disposal, but I can find one, trust me. My friend was a paragon of amazing. His name was Common Sense. I am sorry to inform you of his demise. Mourn with me.

Dearly beloved…we gather here to say our goodbyes. Here he lies…

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.

Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate and teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Panadol, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else is to Blame, and I'm a Victim.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

Rest In Peace, my old friend

If you rearrange the following words, you'll find that the same letters spell the given definition. Someone out there either has too much spare time, or is really good at Scrabble.

Dormitory: Dirty room

Astronomer: Moon starer

George Bush: He bugs Gore

The eyes: They see

Slot machine: Cash lost in me

Desperation: A rope ends it

Presbyterian: Best in prayer

Election results: Lies! Let's recount

Snooze alarm: Alas! no more z's

Eleven plus two: Twelve plus one

Mother in law: Woman Hitler

The Morse code: Here come dots

A decimal point: I'm a dot in place

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As Part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would be known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard "c" will be dropped if favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 4 letters shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments wil enkourage the removal of double leters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be droped from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German lik zey vunted in ze forst plas.

If zis mad yu smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you draw Edward's face and hot bod all over your Advanced Placement United States History notes when you should be concentrating on the APUSH final the next day.Crazy is when you run into a pole and say as your excuse you were daydreaming about your fictionl boyfriend Edward. Crazy is screaming everytime you hear the name Edward because you think Jacob is 10 times better. HAHA! -laughs at Edward fangirls- --That's Crazy, too. Crazy is when you're not paying attention when the teacher is rambling and you think of something funny from the other day that you don't realize is funny til that moment and you burst into hysterical laughter and the entire class turns around and stares at you and you look the other way and pretend you don't notice. Crazy is when you star in your own movie and pretend to be an assassin... multiple times. Crazy is when you scream for no reason or sing nursery rymes. Crazy is when you hear the Twilight Characters voices in your head. Crazy is when stare at the ceiling for three hours thinking of what to put in the next chapter of your fanfiction and then forget what book it's based on. Crazy is when yu can have 3-5 way conversations with yourself and make up words like 'embarry' and 'fudge' to replace real words because yours sound better and not be embarry. Crazy is when you look up backwards songs on youtube purely to try and find pro-satanic messages. Crazyis when you're more awesome than everyone else, they're just too stubborn to see it and call you a crazy nutcase. Crazy is when you here the voice of your grade school teacher telling you to 'be good' in your head when you're about to do something they consider 'abnormal'or 'wrong', even though to you it seems perfectly sensible and fine. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.

92 percent of American teens would die if Fang told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would tell Fang to get over himself and then shove him back in your basement where he belongs. Then, you would resurrect the 92 percent of overzealous fangirls and use them as your zombie army to take over Canada and rename it Canadia where you would rule as Queen with Fang by your side as your extremely hot king who has no real political power except to stand there and make you look good and then have Spiffy the Hobbit and Pooky the Penguin attempt to eat him and when they fail miserably tell Fang that he's a "bad boy" and then ask him if he wants a cat.

My ceiling is white. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two mooses meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? If two mouses are mice and two louses are lice, then why aren't two houses hice? Chocolate tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile

If you still laugh re-reading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have an increasingly sophisticated and extensive vocabulary, situate this in your characterization

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you don't understand nd couldn't give a damn about text talk, and wonder why people are so lazy they find the written language boring (red card!), copy and paste this on your profile and take a stand against stupid and confusing sub-languages!

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when Gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile. (all the time! One of my many skills is thinking about something completely unrelated when typing or talking to someone. I think it's a talent worthy of the upcoming resume!)

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with Fanfiction, then copy this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

IF YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR HOURS ON END, READING NUMEROUS FANFICTIONS, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE.

If you laughed out loud while reading Maximum Ride, copy this onto your profile

If you go through profiles like mad, looking at all of the copy/pastey-thingies, and copy/paste every single one that has a remote chance of being interesting, fill up your profile to the limit, and continue doing it, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you love copy and paste its, even though there useless, copy this in your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

If you've ever questioned the boundaries of outer space, and come up with a plausible theory that involve things from fantasy stories that you love, copy and paste this to your profile in hopes of convincing all those stubborn scientists that there are actually parallel universes!

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you compulsively edit other people's work , copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy, copy this onto your profile

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

IF YOU HAVE EVER BURST OUT LAUGHING ABOUT SOMETHING IN A BOOK, AND PEOPLE LOOKED AT YOU WEIRD, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're crazy and you know it, don't just clap your hands, but copy and past this into your profile!

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been looking for something, then forgot what it was and why it was so important, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a mind that you're sure no one will understand, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are such a loser that you actually read all these 'If you ever blah blah blah, copy this into your profile' things, copy this into your profile

If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these copy this into your profile!!

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I, like, can't believe, I, like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.

If a lot of people think you hate them, when you just treat them like you treat everyone else who you couldn't give a damn about, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a little voice inside your head that talks to you constantly and won't shut up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like rollercoasters paste this.

Put this in your profile if you know a person or two who needs to get squished by a bus... or Tyler Crowley's van

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you always say 'uhhh...' when someone questions you, instead of replying shortly, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you or someone you know has ever run through something (glass door, window, wall, etc) copy this to your profile.

If you have an annoying younger sibling, please copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever purposely created an awkward moment...because it was funny, copy and paste this on to you profile!

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile

Girls rule now and forever. Copy & paste this in your profile if you agree

If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don't exist, put this on your profile (Hey, jsut cause I obsess, soesn't mean I'm not looney and like to make up words! That's what creative writers do!)

iF YOU'VE EVER TYPED A WHOLE SENTENCE AND THEN LOOKED UP AND REALIZED THE CAPS LOCK WAS ON AT THE WRONG TIME, PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!

If you hate racism, copy and paste this into your profile:
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...
When I was born I was BLACK,
When I grew up I was BLACK,
When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
When I die I'll be BLACK.
But you sir,
When you're born you're PINK,
When you grow up you're WHITE,
When you're sick, you're GREEN,
When you go in the sun you turn RED,
When you're cold you turn BLUE,
And when you die you turn PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call me coloured?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile

If you are anti-social sometimes, copy this into your profile (more like all the time.. What can I say? I'm the most distrusting person on the planet, you gotta expect me to be anti-social!)

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile

If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile

If you could easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. (Okay, not certain at all whether means "write" or "read", but I can do both.)

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, TV show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you agree, that purple bunnies who are high on CATNIP and eat TACOS WILL rule the world, copy and paste this into your profile (what? I told you I'm insane. And besides, where's the proof they don't exist, again?)

If you are Homo sapiens, put this in your profile.

If you love irritating people with these annoying copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever started singing in a silent room copy this onto your profile

Ponder These...

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops On my desk, I have a work station. Shouldn't that be where the work stops?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do...write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
Why is it that 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, it's encouraged!?
Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?
Isn't it weird how the main characters in Maximum Ride and Dark Angel are both genetically recombinant beings named Max?
If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
Can bald men get lice?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse
Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?
Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
Why they are called "apartments" when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is "Congress" the opposite of "progress"?
Why is it called common sense if it's so rare?

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed - I'm not a can, so don't label me.

Excuse me...have you seen my sanity?...I think I lost it.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies natural desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

One day, will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Silence is golden and duct tape is silver.

When life gives you lemons throw them in life's face, they're probably poisoned.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is - why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later.

The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.

If you can't fix it with duck tape you haven't used enough!

I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on eBay.

There is no "I" in team but there is definitely a "ME"...

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends, for I may not return alive.

Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Don’t mess with me - I've got a stick.

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

Keep smiling - it makes everyone wonder what your up too

I am NOT saying you're stupid...I'm just implying it.

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

When in doubt, push random buttons!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.

Anything thrown hard enough should hurt.

Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought him back, but stupidity killed him again.

Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?"

All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.

The trouble with life, is there's no background music.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!

Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!

Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

I don't get even, I get odder.

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for!

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear into my crib.

At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dieing
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you have a heart (I might be rude, but I'm not the heartless monster that some people think I am)

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

I'm funny, you're funny looking. So, we have something in common. But I still don't like you. So go away.

Save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Choke it 'till it turns blue then shoot it with the blue elephant gun.

"'Waiting for inspiration' is just a romantic way of describing procrastination." Stephen Minot

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is put this on your profile.

Imagine a world where every person who reads a fic also reviews it ... authors would be the happiest people alive.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

Copy and paste this to your profile if you've ever forgotten to save, quit the digital activity, and lost ALLyour data!

You guys'll never believe this, but clever, intelligent me had HUNDREDS of copy'n'paste it things on here for you awesome people to read, and then clever, intelligent me forgot to save it regularly and lost all of it when my fudgcicle mouse spazzed and clicked on a new link! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now how am I, an amazing Aussie with an awesome talent for annoying the crap outta people, conna annoy the crap outta you! XD

If there are times when you want - and proceed - to annoy people just for the hell of it, but not out of any personal animosity towards said people, copy this into your profile.

If you're a metal lover, no matter what people say about you, copy and paste this to your profile

MAXIMUM RIDE FAN QUESTIONS:


1. Do you think Iggy is hot?

Yeah... Is that a bad thing?

2. Did you cry when Ari died?

No

3. Do you think Fang is hot?

No

4. How do you pronounce Ari's name?

Ari - Pronunciation (Are-y)
Definition - Annoying dog thing that constantly wants to kill the flock... DIE ARI DIE

5. Do you laugh every time you read the name Mr. Chu?

No, until I sneezed whilst reading about him, and THAT made me laugh

6. -SPOILER ALERT- In MAX, did you laugh hysterically when Total started talking about marriage?

Oh yeah; you gotta love it when a drama queen (king, whatever) of a mutt starts discussing marriage with a semi-human!

7. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you squeal at all the faxness in MAX?

Nope, I like Miggy better, even if it's not actually real

8. Did you angrily throw your book across the room when the flock split up?

No, but I did yell 'What the flip are you thinking!!!!!!!!!!!'

9. Who is your favorite character?

Iggy!!!

10. Did you like Jeb?

Never!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11. -SPOILER ALERT- Were you making a genuine "WTF" face when Max and Fang grew gills?

No, but I did when they were swimming at depths that shoud have pulverised them; what? I think Angel needs to be taught a lesson

12. Did you think MAX was better than TFW?

yes TFW was the worst book of the series!

13. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you get slightly fed up with Nudge and Angel's slight attitudes in MAX?

I did with Angel's, I'm always annoyed with her attitude, but i understood Nudge's

14. Which book is your all time favorite?

Angel

15. If the flock had a theme song, what would it be?

Dark Horses by Switchfoot -

We’re singing

Hey, you can count us out

We’ve been running up against the crowd

Yeah, we are the dark horses

We’re singing

Wait, it’s not over now

We’ve been down but we’ve never been out

Yeah, we are the dark horses

We’re singing

Hey, you can count us out

We’ve been running up against the crowd

Yeah, we are the dark horses

We’re singing

We, don’t care what they say

We know we’ll find a way

Yeah, we are the dark horses

Just listen to the song and imagine the flock strutting their stuff to it!

16. Have you ever imagined the flock as a band playing whatever song comes up when listening to your iPod?

Yup! I sure do! Wait...does anyone else? Cuz, if not, now I feel like a weirdo

17. Who do you think the voice should be?

Uhhh... Maybe someone who she thought wanted to kill her?

18. Do you think one or more members of the flock should learn to play an instrument?

Max and Fang should play guitar, Iggy should do drums, Nudge would do keyboard, Gazzy, um, bass? and Angel, uhm, she should sing, maybe, or be the agent so she could force people to listen! (I'm evil, whatever)

19. What bugged you the most about TFW?

it was too different...off topic, global warming obsessed, and too much Brigid!

Favourite Maximum Ride quotes -

"Coke, it's not just for breakfast anymore."--Fang, Maximum Ride The Angel Expirement.

"You die when we die."--Fang-MR:SoF

"Forget it! Nobody's getting married! Not in New Hampshire, or anywhere else! Not in a box, not with a fox. Now go to sleep before I kill you." Max-MR:MAX

"South America. It'll be warm. They have llamas! You like llamas!" Max-MR:MAX

"I choose you, Max" Fang-MR:MAX (AWWW!!)

Fang: Max. The one thing we have is each other. The one thing we can depend on, not matter what. We have to...talk about stuff."Max: I liked it better when you didn't talk. I mean there's a reason people don't look under rocks, you know?Fang: Meaning what? We're going to pretened nothing's going on? That's stupid. The only way to deal with any of this is to get it out there in the open.Max: Have you been watching Oprah again? Max and Fang, STWAOES

"I have a highly developed sense of irony." Iggy-MR:StWaOES

"I vill now destroy de snickuhs bahrs!" Gazzy-MR: StWaOES

"So I should sleep with the posessed boy to stay safe?" Max in Fangalicous08's story The Ouija Board.

Tanya, a government official/Social worker:"Ms. Batchelder!"
Max:"Ms. Ride."
Tanya:"Now your claiming your own new identity? I think not! You are Max Batchelder whether you like it or not!"
Max:"No! I'm Maximum Ride whether you or your other little government buddies like it or not! You can't tell me who I am and who I'm not! And you defiantly can't come in here and tell me you know what's best for my flock! Kids that you've never met in your life! There's a reason the nine most terrifying words in the English language are 'I'm from the government, and I'm here to help'! And that's because you don't help one bit! All you do is screw up people's life more than they already are! Now get OUT of this house and leave us ALONE! You don't know what's best for any of us!" I hate the government.
Max 'assaulting' a government official (Tanya) in Fangalicous08's story Ouija Board 2: Revenge.

"Holy (insert swear word of your choice here.)"-Fang-MR-AE

"I look like prep school Barbie. Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just one of her friends." -Nudge-MaximumRide-SOF

"Rowr!" -Fang-MaximumRide-SOF

"Those wacky Brits called fries 'chips'. And potato chips were 'crisps'. And cookies were 'biscuits'. I had no idea what real biscuits were called. Wangdoodles?" Max-MR-StWaOES

Jeb turned to her. "She's incorruptible." Bully for me. "At least by power." I said. "You haven't tried chocolate or cute shoes" Max and Jeb-MR-Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports.

You... are...a... fridge...with...wings...We're...freaking...ballet...dancers! Fang-MR-SOF

"I'm hit, Max. They got me. I guess I'm gonna live fast, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse, huh?" Okay. In my experience, if you're really hit or seriously hurt, you don't say much. -Total and Max-MAX

Fang swerved closer to me, big and supremely graceful, like a black panther with wings. Oh, God. I'm so stupid. Forget I just said that. -Max-MAX

"What's your name?" "Isabella von Frankenstein Rothschild." -Angel answering Steve-MAX

"Optimism is overrated, Max. Its better to face realitly head-on." -The Voice-SOF

"I feel like pudding, Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." -Iggy-AE

When you die, and your life is flashing before your eyes...make it worth watching-A very true quote by Max- Phoenix Fanatic's story, Conundrum

"Impossible is simply a word that is always used by people with no courage or even resolve so they can live in their small world without ever really standing up and actually making any difference."-Fang- Phoenix Fanatic's story, Conundrum

In the end, you could say the whole experience changed the Flock's lives forever.

But this isn't the end, now is it?

This is the begining.

And the begining we will start at.-Max- Phoenix Fanatic's story, Conundrum

"Alright, class. I know you're all excited about that yearly social meltdown event called prom, but, unless you'd like to fail my class in the name of sparkly dresses and spiked punch, you all have a project to work on. So please, get with your partners and get to work. If you need me, I'll be at my desk, taking a coffee break, and no, Alanna, you can't have any."-Mr. Hardy-St. Fang of Boredom's story, Fly By Twilight: The Coven

"You aren't dead."(Nudge) "No. You aren't dead either. How about just 'hello'?"(Iggy)

"I love Nudge, Nudge is a great kid, but that motor mouth of hers could have turned Mother Teresa into an ax murderer,"-Max

"For God's sake, Nudge, my ears are bleeding!"-Iggy

Max: "We look identical. She even had identical scars and scratches. She was wearing my clothes. How could you tell us apart?'
Fang: "She offered to cook breakfast.''

"Just because wonder boy is stuck to the ground doesn't mean I have to be. I've evolved past being stuck to the ground."-Max StWaOES

Ter Borcht:"Vhy do You let a girl be de leader?"
Fang: "She's the tough one."
Max: Dang right

"Now, let's say they come and get us." -Max
"And, like, the halls are full of zebras."-Ig
"And suddenly tons of bubbles are everywhere." -Gazzy
"And then everyone starts to eat beef jerky," -Nudge
"Yeah. I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent, so people are choking and gagging: and let's throw beef jerky right into their eyes! Now, that's a plan!" -Ig

Ter Borcht:"I assume you alvys hold onto someone's shirt, yes? Following dem closely?"
Iggy:"Only when I'm trying to steal their dessert."
Max:"Write that down, he's a notorious dessert stealer"

"Nope," I said. "We're kinda low-tech than that." Like, having Kleenex would be a huge step up for us.-Max TAE

I made one of my famous snap decisions, the kind that everyone remembers later for being either the stupidest dumb-butt thing they ever saw or else the miraculous saving of the day. I seemed to hear more of the first kind. That's gratitude for you. – Max

Ter Borcht:"Is dere anysing special about you? Anysing vorth saving?"
Fang:"Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica."

"We were in a top-secret facility in the middle of Death Valley, officially called 'Freaking Nowhere' on any map, and yet he managed to produce marshmallows." -Max

Teacher:" This morning i'm going to give a pop quiz about this week's words, just to see where everyone is and where we need to focus"
Nudge: "Well alright, bring it on. But just so you know i cant spell worth crap."

"Let's get out of here. A Ouija board just told me to save the world." -Max

"Boy, you just can't kill people like you used to." -Fang

"Now, Max, I think we both know your parents aren't missionaries." -FBI investigator
"No? Well, for God's sake, don't tell them. They'd be crushed. Thinking they're doing the Lord's work, and all." -Max

"Can we see him?" -Iggy
"Ig, I hate to break this to you, but you're blind." -Max

"Its a baby plane. Its gonna grow up to be seven-forty-seven one day" -Angel

"Buckingham Palace? You know, like where the Queen lives. And Mr. Queen?" - Nudge

"Every book has an ending...but in life every ending is a new beginning"

"The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with."

"People think it must be fun to be smart, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world"

"There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or you stink.”

"Be a loser because 'cool' is overrated"

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

"We may not make good decisions But heck, we make good stories."

"Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one. "

"I didn't lie! I just created fiction with my mouth! "

"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells."

"Imagination is more important than knowledge."

"The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits."

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's

brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex. (What? I love my sarcasm, thank you; It's my main defence!)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, UPDRAFTGIRL37,silentflier, Maximum Ride the Hero, Kara Nicole,Maya AKA JeanTheQueen, birdgirl24, PinkPearlWings07, shovelgirlERB000

If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile (or an epic tail; that would be cool too...)

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile

If at first you don't succeed, don't you EVER try skydiving

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over

Don't hate yourself in the morning- sleep till noon

Aren't the good things that come to those who wait just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the heck you did

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same

Toes arent needed for balance. They are just a helpful tool for finding items in the dark. Painfully

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit just a little bit harder.

Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.

Nine of the ten Voices in my head think I'm sane. The tenth is undecided

Growing older is manditory. Growing up is Optional

Welcome to the Ool. There's no "p" in it, lets keep it that way.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs

“Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, even, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies." Willy Wonka I believe.

He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

If you can't convince them, confuse them (and let me tell you, it works a treat! They stop arguing because they don't know what the heck you're talking about)

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.

If all else fails, try reading the instructions.

I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me.

My imaginary friend thinks you have a very serious problem...

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. (or not; who said i was coming back?)

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I get a parachute, and save your stupid butt.

I can't die, because I'm the main character of my own life

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes

Ever stop to think and forget to start again? (er... yeah; When i think i stop smiling, and often have my science teacher hounding me for not smiling)

Someday we'll look back at this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Even if the voices aren’t real, they have some good ideas (too right)

There are 3 kinds of people, those who learn by reading, a few who learn from observation and the rest who just have to test the electric fence for themselves

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. :) (it's happened!)

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! (doesn't mean we'll share them though)

Life was so simple when boys had cooties (no , because then i was friendless)

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends (sorry guys ;D)

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?

I'm on a diet. I only eat chocolate on days that end in "y".

"1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you."(*counts on fingers*one, two, three...uh oh)

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
''Hold my purse.''

ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (You don't wanna know what's going through my head on this one...)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a baby stroller: "Warning: Remove infant before folding stroller." (what did you think you were supposed to do?)

10 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and
point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

3. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has
gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

4. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling
diamonds".

5. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

6. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious
face.

7. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

8. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical
sounds all day at work.

9. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock
Bottom.

10. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

11. GO TO IHOP AND ORDER A FANG CAKE :D (DOLSM)

This is weird, but interesting! If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! Ptase tihs to yuor porlfie if you can raed tihs! (SPELLING'S STILL IMPORTANT!)

I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying
"I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me
"I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?''
"OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma.
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

This touched my heart so if it touched yours too, post this on your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, zeusgirl39, 7Cerberus7, Cadisha Ora Rhaksha Caden, Don't Shoot the Puppy, PinkPearlWings07, ERB000

I wish there was a pen with the copy'n'paste function. Copy and paste if you agree!

Dont ask yourself what the world needs. Ask yourself what makes you come alive. And then go and do that. Because what the world needs is people who are alive. - Howard Thurman

Sometimes all you need is a broken heart to realize that something even better is right in front of our eyes, just waiting to be found.

You always say you hate to see me hurt, and you hate to see me cry. So all those times that you hurt me, did you close your eyes

Usually when people are sad, they don't do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change

“An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. A realist goes to bed before midnight because they know they have to get up in the morning, New Year or not."

It's only when we truly know and understand that we have a limited time on earth -- and that we have no way of knowing when our time is up -- that we will begin to live each day to the fullest, as if it was the only one we had.
- Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

If you're like me and LOVE good quotes, copy and paste this link to your profile, then take a look! - http://www.goodreads.com/quotes

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.” - Albert Einstein (Gotta love Einstein!)

“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one.” C.S. Lewis

Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together. Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.

Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!

(x)You love hoodies.
(x)You love jeans.
( )Dogs are better than cats.
(x)It's hilarious when people get hurt.
(x)You've played with/against boys on a team.
(x)Shopping is torture.
(x)Sad movies suck.
( )You own/ed an X-Box.
( )Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

( )At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
(x)You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
( )You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

( )You watch sports on TV.
(x)Gory movies are cool.
( )You go to your dad for advice.

( )You own like a trillion baseball caps.
( )You like going to high school football games.
(x)You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
(x)Baggy pants are cool to wear.
(x)It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
(x)Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colors.

(x)You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

( )Sports are fun.

(x)Talk with food in your mouth.

( )Sleep with your socks on at night. (physical impossibility for me)
(x)Listen to Rock, Alternative, Metal, Techno music and LOVE IT (hell yeah!)

TOTAL: 15

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

( )You wear lip gloss/stick.
( )You love skirts.
(x)Cats are better than dogs.

( )You love to shop. (only for video games, so this doesn't technically count)
( )You wear eyeliner.
( )You wear the color pink.
(x)Go to your mom for advice. (No choice - daddy dearest couldn't give a damn if I dropped dead)
( )Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colors.
( )You hate wearing the colour black.
( )You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
( )You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

( )You like wearing jewelry. (no, my earings don't count; i can't remove them)
( )Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.

( )You don't like the movie Star Wars.
(x)You were in gymnastics/dance. (I didn't get a choice)
( )It takes you around/more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.
( )You smile a lot more than you should.

( )You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

( )You care about what you look like.
( )You like wearing dresses when you can.

( )You like wearing body perfume.
(x)You love the movies.
( )Used to play with dolls as little kid.
( )Like being the star of every thing.
( )You love One Direction, Justin Beiber or other pop stars with similar music

TOTAL: 4

In other words, very infeminine for a girl

The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia How could I ever forget myself? I don't know!
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go
Now swear it on the River Styx!


Head up, stay strong; just fake a smile and move on...

Life asked Death "Why do people love me but hate you?" and Death replied "Because you are a beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth"

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Harry Potter and the ArchAngel by yozza reviews
Harry was neglected by his parents until age five while they fawned over his older twin, and then abused by the Dursley's until age seven. Then he makes the decision to lead his own life and left with the help of his friend. Hayden has been adored all his life, but all he wants is to have his brother back. Can he get this chance? And how does a certain angel fit into all of this?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,381 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 4h ago - Published: 10/8/2014 - Harry P., Gabriel
Faith by darkangel9872005 reviews
Strange things have always happened around Freak. But none more so than this. He wakes upon the kitchen floor, tiny hands in blood and egg. His "aunt" lay before him, mouth open in a silent scream as her face smokes. Blood pools around her. Fear grips Freak's heart. For she has no eyes, only empty chasms where they once were. The storm rages. A whisper, "I am with you my son."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,032 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 1,311 - Updated: 16h ago - Published: 6/3/2014 - Harry P., Sam W., Dean W., Death
Entwine by Amouru reviews
It takes only a hurt snake for Harry to realize something is very wrong. Uncovering the truth in the lies, he realizes what exactly Dumbledore had done, and concludes to do something about it. Time travel, Dark!Creature!Harry, eventual HP/LV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,508 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 2,639 - Follows: 3,569 - Updated: 17h ago - Published: 8/5/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort
Willing by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
DomSeverus/SubHarry. Harry's been missing since he was 9 years old the wizarding world have been looking him for seven years to no avail. He's Seventeen when they find him, but they were in for a shock if they thought he'd do what they wanted. Turns out Harry has known Severus for years, he's a metamorphamagus. Dumbledore's manipulations are found out, the world is in for a shock.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 80 - Words: 340,394 - Reviews: 5867 - Favs: 2,065 - Follows: 2,601 - Updated: 21h ago - Published: 7/19/2013 - Harry P., Severus S.
Prophecy of Two Boys by Smartiepants007 reviews
People who are born with two souls in their body are rare. But since when did Harry and Percy obey the rules? Follow them as they try to survive after their brother was mistaken for being the Boy-Who-Lived. AU. Wrong BWL
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 150,687 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 922 - Updated: 21h ago - Published: 5/28/2014 - Harry P., Percy J.
On The Wings Of Death by dreamingthroughstarlight reviews
In the early hours of a chilly November morning, Harry Potter nearly freezes from cold. That same morning, Yveltal just happens to be wandering in an alternate universe. On impulse, he chooses to save Harry, bringing him back to the Pokémon world. Well then...
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,402 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Yveltal, Harry P.
The Hawkeye and His Magician Chick by Isys Luna Skeeter reviews
Crossover. Clint is given a deal to have a person he loved but had never had the chance to confess to back, by going back in time. Clint accepts and in return he adopts a magical child. A Hawkeye adopts Harry fic. Future Clint Barton/Phil Coulson
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,725 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 1,424 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 11/11/2013 - [Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson] Harry P., Loki
Metal Wings by WizardsGirl reviews
DZ2's Twice-Blessed Half-Blood Challenge! The Potter Luck has an origin, as does their strength in Transfiguration. Harry's always been faster then most when it came to running from Dudley, but it takes a single letter to set off a new path for him to blaze. The future is shadowed with the fire of a forge, and it takes a thief to steal a brighter future for all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,492 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 9/27/2014 - Harry P.
The Doctor and the Master of Death by Lady Laran reviews
The Doctor is asked to rescue a young mage blessed who has been captured by his own people. M/M, M/F, Xeno
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,550 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 4/19/2014 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy, Rory W., Harry P.
Of Gods and Family by uoduck reviews
Part 4 of "Harry Potter and the Avengers." Thor, Loki and Harry go back to Asgard. Harry and Loki's relationship grows.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,568 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 1/31/2014 - [Harry P., Loki]
The Nightmare Man by Tiro reviews
In the depths of the Ministry, there is a cell for the world's most dangerous man… and he wants out. Read warnings. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 113,167 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 1,369 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 3/12/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
The Potter Children by PinkBlossom789 reviews
What if Snape survived Nagini's attack and lived? What if he still teaches at Hogwarts? What happens when he is forced to encounter all three Potter children during each of their seven years at Hogwarts?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 56,793 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Severus S., Albus S. P., Lily Luna P., James S. P.
Leopard King by Dragon eye21 reviews
Harry returns from his first shopping trip with Hagrid only to be met with the worst beating of his life. With the help of magic and familiars, Harry flees to Hogwarts where he is not only introduced to the world of magic but wonders beyond his imagining.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 47,339 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Hybrid by uoduck reviews
Part 2 of "Creatures of War". Captain America: The Winter Soldier. Maria Hill calls in a neutral third party to help their little group. Harry/Bucky/Steve
Crossover - Harry Potter & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,783 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 4/12/2014 - [Harry P., Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B.]
Name Confused by enchanted nightingale reviews
What if Mycroft's name confused assistant was male? Harry Potter tries to shed his name and his past, taking a rare offer of anonymity while still getting to play the hero.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 99 - Words: 59,143 - Reviews: 2665 - Favs: 2,542 - Follows: 3,470 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Harry P., Mycroft H.
Tsí-Cineál, Fae-Kind by King Simin the Warrior reviews
A (Hopefully) long story that makes use of several prompts on the HKM. Bilbo is Tsí-Cineál (Fae), a Prince, a Lord and has some magic. His soul mate is Thorin. This will contain MPREG, Motherly!Bilbo, Flirt!Bilbo and LightBender!Hobbits. The Hobbits have a language and an underground City that is environmentally friendly, powered by the Hobbit's ability to bend light. WIP
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,670 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 11/15/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fili, Kili
Patience Rewards Itself by The Miffed Writer reviews
Sebastian Moran's job was simple this time; 'fix' Vernon Dursley. He was prepped to do it. He had no problem doing it. That is, until he sees an unidentified boy with no record of existence at the residence thrown out of the home. Thus, Harry Potter gains a (admittedly unconventional) family, Jim gets a protégé and Seb just hopes that Harry won't wind up quite as...off as his Dad
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,099 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 1,273 - Follows: 1,843 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 6/12/2014 - Harry P., J. Moriarty
Troublemaker by Silence-Speaker reviews
Tony had never seen this green eyed man before but now he was permanently stamped onto his brain. Harry had never heard of Tony Stark before, but bars are open to all. Harry hadn't expected to be integrated with the Avengers initiative but that matters little when weird looking aliens start to attack earth. SLASH! Tony/Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,571 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Beginnings of Truth by Galleons 'n'Gold reviews
Harry Potter sacrifices his life for the one's he loves. Something was bound to break when he realized they never were his true friends. Follows a tragic end and a new beginning taking off near end of Book 7. AU. Master of Death and something more...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,683 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 1,559 - Follows: 2,321 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Agent Phil Coulson
The Sixth Istari by Scififan33 reviews
As the White Council deliberates the Sixth Istari arrives bringing solemn news meaning Gandalf cannot re-join the Company. Instead the red wizard does. No pairings yet
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,148 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 10/29/2014 - Harry P., Gandalf, Thorin, Bilbo B.
Pandemonium by Undercover Operative reviews
With his name being pulled from the Goblet of Fire, Harry Potter finds his entire world being turned upside down, with the revelation that he's a 'Twice-Blessed'. Now armed with the unspeakable powers from both his Godly parents, Harry rises up to take on the Triwizard Tournament while dealing with enemies from both worlds, with only the other Demigods of Hogwarts at his side.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,427 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 1,736 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 11/30/2014 - Harry P.
MY Butler Able by DarkeningBlur.HLR reviews
What happens when Harry forms a contract with Sebastian? when he becomes Slytherin? will he go dark? or will he stay light? Free!Sirius, Bashing!Dumbledore, Granger, Weasleys (Not Fred George, Charlie and Bill) Bad! Dumbledore, Good-ish!Tom, Good! Malfoys and Snape possible pairings - I don t own Harry Potter Or Black Butler (Kuroshitsuji)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 74,108 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Harry P., Sebastian M.
My Name Is Yasha Romanov by ShunKickShunKers reviews
Sirius found baby Harry first and asked the Black Widow to keep an eye on him while he dealt with Peter. Unfortunately, he never came back and Harry Potter disappeared from the wizardly world. Ten years later, Yasha Romanov receives a letter from Howgarts...Rated T to be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,473 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 2,233 - Follows: 3,349 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 4/27/2014 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.] Harry P., Hermione G.
Broken and Battered by Devilish Bastard reviews
The gang left Chloe in the dust for no reason. When they meet up again in school, shes different. Dyed hair, piercings, and a temper that could kill. Not to mention she has some new friends. T for Cursing I own nothing
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,018 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Chloe S., Derek S.
Beowulf by DragonSiren7 reviews
"Shall I be your hero, little lord?" When Ciel is captured by the cult, he meets another boy with messy raven hair and glowing emerald eyes. The boy - "Beo Wulf" - becomes his "Hero," and joins Sebastian and Ciel on their quest for revenge. But who is Beo Wulf, really, and what plans does he have for Ciel's fate? Master of Death!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,475 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Harry P., Ciel P., Sebastian M., Undertaker
Golden Wings and Emerald Rings by SarcasticFangirlHorde reviews
Harry met Gabriel when he was eight, though he knew him by Loki then. Who would have thought the two would get into so much trouble when when the apocalypse hadn't even started yet! Story starts in book 1 of HP and continues forward.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,562 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 1,212 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 2/18/2014 - Harry P., Gabriel
It's Not The End Of The World (At Least Not For Me) by Far Away In Wonderland reviews
Life bows to death and from death new life springs forth. Harry never thought that this would also apply to existence at large; at least not until he became Death and had to help the new God to create a universe from the ashes of the old one. Seems his Next Great Adventure would be filled with Angels, Demons and - of course - Winchesters.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,734 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 1/7 - Harry P., Chuck, Gabriel, Death
Age Old Similarities by Rose Teardrops reviews
What if Draco, Harry, Luna and Neville were more similar than anyone thought? What if they met long before Hogwarts? What if Snape saw Harry as he really was? Disclaimer I don't own Harry Potter, but anything unrecognisable is mine. HAS BEEN UPDATED. Rating for abuse. RT xx
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,072 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 10/6/2013 - [Luna L., Neville L.] [Harry P., Draco M.]
Stylia by r345678 reviews
AU, Where Harry is the child of Severus and Sirius Black, they are a race called Stylia and Harry reluctantly finds his mate when he turns of age. Weird summary, will be future Drarry and rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,318 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Harry P., Draco M.
Crazy Ain't Contagious by undercoverspoon reviews
Crazy wizard meets crazy angel, and it's the start of a beautifully crazy friendship. Too much crazy? Nah. Told in drabbles. Set in S7, before "Reading Is Fundamental" and onwards. [no pairings... maybe a smidgen of bromance?]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,108 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 1,078 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Harry P., Castiel
But why him? -Phan- by kittyxuchiha11 reviews
What happens when life doesn't go the way you planned? When Dan is forced to marry successful business man Phil Lester by his father, he is anything but happy. He'd dreamed of being swept off his feet by the perfect guy, not some boring business man he knew nothing about. Although this is the furthest thing from what Dan wanted. Could this marriage really be a blessing in disguise?
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,274 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 1/11/2014 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
How to Tame a Horseman by HalcyonNight reviews
In uniting the Hallows, Harry became more than just the Master of Death - he became Master of the Four Horsemen. In which Harry becomes best friends with God, lives with the Four Horsemen, and tries his best to retain whatever shred of sanity he has left. *Slash* (Pairing Undecided) *In need of Beta* *AU*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,863 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 1/12 - Harry P., Sam W., Dean W., Castiel
You and Me and the Devil Makes Three by MissMayFlowers reviews
Rewrote chapters 1 and 2! Harry, formerly Lucifer, isn't picking Heaven or Hell. He's picking humanity. He might just find a new family along the way. SLASH: Sam/Dean/Harry(Lucifer), wincest, M for Language!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 10/21/2014 - [Harry P., Lucifer, Dean W., Sam W.]
New World by kirallie reviews
HarrySam. What if the Veil doesn't always lead to death? What if sometimes it leads to alternate realities. Now what will Harry do?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,779 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 1,222 - Follows: 1,586 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 7/30/2009 - [Harry P., Sam W.] Dean W., Jim M. - Complete
Misconceptions of a Hero and a Demon by Dark Akuma Hunter reviews
A one-stop shop for my Mistakes series, as requested by a reviewer. Harry, sentenced to Hell upon death, finds himself falling for the attentions of Crowley. Chaos ensues. Obviously slash of the Harry/Crowley kind.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,774 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 1/29/2014 - [Harry P., Crowley]
Radioactive by The Strange Winter Child reviews
AU! Harry Potter was a strange child, Petunia noted. Preferring to wear his dresses and make-up in exchange for not being a Freak…well not the usual kind anyway. Features: Genderfluid and Asexual Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,504 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Harry P.
Blood Matters by BloodyRedQueen reviews
When Dark Secrets come to Light, Harry is forced to re-examine everything he thought previously and learns that blood does matter. Warning for Dumbledore, Molly. Ginny, Hermione and Ron bashing . Warnings: Slash, extreme AU and OCCness Features sick!Harry in the beginning!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,828 - Reviews: 919 - Favs: 2,233 - Follows: 3,021 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Sirius B., Draco M.
Candy Tinted Thoughts by Dark Akuma Hunter reviews
A series of one-shot side stories to Monotonous Days. Slash. Complete but always in-progress. Will update when inspiration hits. Chapter 1 - What happened when Matt found out
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 8/4/2013 - [Harry P., Gabriel] - Complete
Emerald Servant by exaigon reviews
After the war Harry made a shocking discovery about his mother. To get away from all the bad memories he flees to another dimension and ends up serving in the Phantomhive mansion. There will be yaoi in later chapters... Rating may change as well. Old Chapters Reedited!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,778 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 1,521 - Follows: 1,861 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Harry P., Sebastian M.
Those Who Grieve by The Lonely God With a Box reviews
One sentence. That's all it takes to change the course of history, as Snape soon learns after an Occlemency lesson. 5th year AU. Abused!Harry. Mentor/guardian. No slash. M for graphic rape. DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,506 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort, Vernon D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Serpent's Son by DracoxHarryForever1 reviews
Harry Potter fanfic with Harry being placed in Slytherin, and going along through his schooling starting with year one. Slytherin!Harry, Dark!Harry, Powerful Draco, Submissive Harry, semi-abusive Durselys, Dumbledore Bashing, Mudblood Bashing, Bloodtraitor Bashing. Rated Teen for now...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,200 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Draco M., Harry P.
Secrets Discovered by AsSafeAsSnape reviews
What will Severus Snape find when he is sent to check up on the boy who lived? Will he realise that he does not in fact hate James Potter's son, and will he be able to help the young Gryffindor before he spirals down into a deep depression? Set at the beginning of Harry's 4th year. Not Slash! J.K. Rowling owns EVERYTHING to do with Harry Potter, I just borrowed her characters
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 88,535 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S.
Healer by Trisha20 reviews
Since the death of her mother, Ronnie has led the solitary life of a vampire hunter. Yet when she meets Eric - an ancient vampire - she begins to question her motives, as she is swept away into 'his' life. Complications arise when she discovers that she is more than human; she is a Healer and when a war erupts over what she is, Ronnie must pick sides and submit to futures.
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,533 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 1/19/2013
The name's Winchester by cdonoher13 reviews
Harry finds out he's the son of Dean Winchester. Will he be able to survive the family business.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,889 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Harry P., Sam W., Dean W., John W.
The Triumph of These Tired Eyes by AnarchicMuse reviews
In the several millennia he had existed Loki Odinson, Norse God of Mischief and Lies, had been many things, he had been a liar, a warrior, and a trickster, just to name a few, but never before, in his thousands of years of existence had he been a loving father, but all it took was a single glance at the perfect little creature before him and knew, he was gone.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 168,645 - Reviews: 1820 - Favs: 4,349 - Follows: 5,789 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Harry P., Loki
Fate be Changed by Araceil reviews
Reborn as a Hobbit, Willowyn Proudfoot isn't about to let a doughy potato like Bilbo Baggins get himself killed on Gandalf's hairbrained idea of an adventure. She's taking his place. For better or worse. (fem!Hobbit!Harry, major canon!divergence)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 141,977 - Reviews: 2763 - Favs: 3,090 - Follows: 3,371 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Harry P., Thorin, Bilbo B.
Walker by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Harry, son of Gabriel the Arch Angel, is stranded out of place and time after the attack from Micheal. In order to return back to his alternate reality, he must put an end to the Apocalypse and figure out how he's supposed to stop Lucifer in his own time. The only question is whether or not this Angelic version of the infamous Doctor will survive 134 alternates!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 70,889 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Harry P., Gabriel
Honey and Venom by James Fair reviews
Harry finds himself sent back in time to Hogwarts during his parent's school years after Voldemort creates a new spell believing it will destroy Harry permanently. Harry struggles to find his real home. Read and Review, CHAPTER THIRTY THREE UP! I update really quickly, so follow and review :)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 65,643 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., James P.
Repercussions (of a one night stand) by Von reviews
It's just one of those things that happens. But now John has a third (fourth) son, who is too mute for any of their comfort and trailing a shadow of evil behind him.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,556 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 1,349 - Follows: 2,244 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Harry P., John W., Dean W., Sam W.
Harry Potter and the Return of the Dragons by TheSilverboar reviews
What if Harry is raised by Sirius Black and Narcissa Malfoy with Draco as a brother instead of the Dursley's after his parents death. Warning: will contain Dumbledore bashing, bashing of some Weasleys, and a grey Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,937 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Incendio by savya398 reviews
Smaug lost his son to orcs years before taking Erebor. In another world Harry Potter is experiencing some strange new symptoms while taking part in the Tri-Wizard Tournament. But how could these two things possibly be connected?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 40,069 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 1,385 - Follows: 1,935 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 12/11/2014 - Harry P., Smaug
Heaven's Child by Arudon reviews
The angel looked down as the fat man continued to beat on the poor boy. The angel's heart split in two, and he decided, NO MORE. Descending from Heaven, the angel goes to Harry Potter and asks if he would be his vessel. Angel-Harry. Slash later on. DISCONTINUED! READ THE REWRITE UNDER THE TITLE: BREAK THE SKIES.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 113,332 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Harry P., OC
Put my Galleons on That One by Tsume Yuki reviews
As Master of Death, Harry can't really die. What he can do is get reborn, in an alternate dimension that is so much like his old world but so different at the same time. Taking down Voldemort again? Bring it on. MoD Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,320 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 2,237 - Follows: 2,787 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 1/14 - Harry P., Fleur D., Luna L., Nicolas F.
Wishes by SilverMidnight52 reviews
Dean makes a startling discovery when he leaves to get a sick Sam some food. Cute angst ensues.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,299 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Lucifer - Complete
A Break in the Pattern by Kiaranassimu reviews
Harry Potter has been lied to from the time he was born. He was never Lily and James's son. He belongs to a whole different family, a whole different world. And that world has just found out that he exists. Harry, meet your twin brother, Dean Winchester. New extended summery on Chapter Eight.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 1,473 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Harry P., Dean W.
In the Arms of an Angel by kirallie reviews
AU. Eventual Slash. Harry made a friend before going to Hogwarts who wanted him to be protected. His prayer was answered.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,197 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 1,749 - Follows: 2,366 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 4/15/2010 - [Harry P., Castiel] [Dean W., Sam W.]
This Dream's On Me by Tsume Yuki reviews
Fili has heard the whispers, between his uncle and his men. There's going to be a quest, a quest to reclaim Erebor and he wants in. The warrior witch he meets in his dreams doesn't seem to think it's a good idea for him to go though. At least, not alone. Eventual Fili x FemHarry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,217 - Reviews: 1572 - Favs: 1,984 - Follows: 2,340 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 12/6/2014 - [Harry P., Fili]
Hadrian Phantomhive by DarkeningBlur.HLR reviews
Harry Potter is sent away by the Potters and ends up in the world of Kuroshitsuji, and becoming the younger brother of Ciel Phantomhive. Hadrian Phantomhive. Will the Potters want him back? Will Dumbledore use him? Can Ciel, Sebastian, Sirius and Remus protect him? - I don't own anything in this story besides the idea and plot
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,114 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Harry P., Ciel P.
Grim Fate by Randompersonality reviews
Fifty years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Master of Death, Harry Potter, finds himself in a spot of trouble. Again. Turns out there are people with powers who are not wizards after all. Men who control metal, a blue beast, and a man who keeps trying to break through his Occlumency shields. What is a wizard to do? Part one of the Grim Trilogy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & x-men - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,227 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Understanding Beyond Words by Elipsa reviews
Harry's relatives died in a car crash. Dumbledore, who wanted to keep Harry safe and out of the Wizarding World, decided to take Harry to America. There, Harry is put under the care of S.H.I.E.L.D. Harry meets and trains with Natalia and Clint under the watchful eye of Phil Coulson. The Americans aren't sure what to make of the boy who refuses to speak. AU. No pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 66,674 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 1,155 - Follows: 1,559 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Complete
Pretty Parseltongue by Suzie74 reviews
Harry is captured by Lord Voldemort...will the Dark Lord succeed in torturing the Boy who lived?...or will he stumble on a secret that could change both of their lives? HP/LV WARNINGS - M/M SEX...BDSM THEMES.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,452 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Love's Death and Life by kirallie reviews
AU. Extended version of Loves Death. Stranded in Middle Earth after the war Harry is content living a boring life in Bree. That is till a small company of hobbits arrive one night and turn everything upside down.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,839 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 1,691 - Follows: 2,813 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 1/16/2013 - [Harry P., Legolas] Frodo B., Aragorn
Sparked by Magic by Ie-maru reviews
Harry accidentally becomes akin to Primus the summer after fourth year. His 'children' call him Creator, but is he ready for the position and all it entails? What will happen when wizards and Cybertronians alike meet them? No slash. No pairing for Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,646 - Reviews: 1574 - Favs: 3,357 - Follows: 3,841 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Harry P.
SotNF: The Mage by WyvernRider3 reviews
Josh and Sophie Newman, normal teens, working in San Francisco during the summer of 2006, both of them in touch with technology, both of them friendly with the couple that owns the shop Josh works in, Nick and Perry Fleming. Little did they know that their lives would change forever when a friend of the Flemings arrives, a friend named Harry Potter, who lives in Mexico
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,087 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 2/23/2014
Ain't no Rest for the Wicked by stratusfish reviews
And here Harry had thought being the Master of Death was just a frivolous title.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,375 - Reviews: 1557 - Favs: 2,826 - Follows: 3,762 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Harry P., L
Trickster's heat of the moment by Fvckthisreality reviews
A month after Gabriel's supposed death, he finds himself in a motel room in heat. Little that he knows, his heat attracts the one person he's hiding from. heat cycle, wing kink, incest, alpha/omega
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,590 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 12/17/2013 - [Gabriel, Lucifer] - Complete
Irony A tale of Burning by Reithandina reviews
" It's strange.. how I'm shown mercy in Hell, when I was shown none on Earth... " Harry whispered with a smile, a spark of strange happiness in his green eyes. They seemed to come alive with humour. " Oh the Irony.. " Hinted on Yaoi- Slash - ManOnMan.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 59 - Published: 1/16 - [Harry P., Lucifer] - Complete
Avenging Wizard by Marvelgeek42 reviews
Fury wakes the Avengers and some more people at 5AM. For what? Reading books. About whom? Lord Harry James Potter-Black, but call him Harry. Is going to be edited so that it no longer contains the quotes from the books (but still information what exactly the characters are replying to) before I update. 2/13 Chapters edited.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 74,755 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 1/12/2014
Harry Stark by mugglemomto1 reviews
What happens if Harry had a living father, and perhaps this father was Tony Stark? Read to find out the twists and turns of the HP universe and Avengers/Iron Man universe if these two could form a family unit.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,647 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 1,900 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 12/1/2013
Death Master and Angel Son by InsertPotterThemedUsernameHere reviews
Dean meets with Death to get his ring only to find out Death does not have it: his true master does. Now the Winchesters are on the search for Harry James Potter, the Master of Death. Will they be prepared for what they find? And why does Harry seem to hate Castiel? Slash, past mpreg, Wizarding World!Bashing, EWE, Harry is Castiel's son
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,228 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 1,155 - Follows: 1,939 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 11/7/2013 - Harry P., Sam W., Dean W., Castiel
Time to Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is by Tsume Yuki reviews
Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,303 - Reviews: 1886 - Favs: 5,497 - Follows: 2,510 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Walburga B. - Complete
Fingfur by Lady Blue Shadow reviews
Harry is Fingfur. He is reborn as a Dwarf, but still quite young when Erebor falls. He is older than Fili, Kili and Ori, though. When he wants to join the Company Dwalin protests heavily. Why? And how come Fingfur is more at home with the Hobbit than with the other Dwarrows? Slash! Please read! (Mentions of) MPreg.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,763 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Harry P., Thorin, Bilbo B., Dwalin
Made for each other by forever fun and young reviews
He should have seen this coming. The moment he laid eyes on her he knew things were never going to be easy between the two of them. He knew the universe would be against him. He just never realised until now how against him the universe really was. Lemons . First fanfic. Please read and review.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,450 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Clary F., Jace W.
Rise of the Dark Lords by AdriannaAJ reviews
AU Harry Potter was used to bad things happening to him. So when he runs into Bellatrix Lestrange in Muggle London he knows nothing good can happen. But he was wrong, so very wrong. Secrets are revealed and Harry learns who his real friends and family are. Eventual Dark Harry and Hermione as siblings
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 104,144 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 1,662 - Follows: 2,221 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 5/27/2013 - [Harry P., Luna L.] [Hermione G., Pansy P.]
Unfamiliar Help by cjalabrat4 reviews
When the gate to Hell was opened Sam and Dean didn't know what to do. Bobby had a plan though... Or a person. Harry Potter-Black isn't like other hunters but he does know demons. Will the Winchesters be able to accept a natural born wizard as help? Stay tuned as Harry helps the Winchester with demons and deals. WARNING updates will be irregular. DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,734 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 2/15/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Sam W., Dean W.
Vicis by Quicksilvern reviews
Harry finds himself in Victorian London on the night of his creature inheritance. What will happen to him? The years roll by and the time he originated from grows closer. Will he face Voldemort, join him, or be loyal only to himself and Sebastian? HP/SM slash Demon!Harry, Indifferent!Harry, Kind of time travel fic, AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,995 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 1,348 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Harry P., Sebastian M.
All That's Left Is Hope by BeCkYbOnG reviews
"Well, well," a cold, unfamiliar voice mused, the sound of it sending a chilling shiver down my spine. I felt utterly exposed where I stood, surrounded and completely outnumbered. "Look what we've got here."
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,097 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 12/30/2011
Rain in the Valley by ForeverAnOwen reviews
Sam is just looking to get out of the rain. Samfier
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,436 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 8/23/2014 - Sam W., Lucifer, Nick - Complete
Master of Death and What it Means by charactersreadthestorysfan reviews
"Together they make the Deathly Hallows. Together they make one Master of Death." Solemn eyes meet those of his teammates."I am the Master of Death" A series of drabbles in no particular order.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,953 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 1,579 - Follows: 2,048 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Black Widow/Natasha R.
Death's Avenger by mathiasgranger reviews
Being the Master of Death was not just a ceremonial title. Harry soon learns of his new responsibilities, and where he can do the most good.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,576 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 2,025 - Follows: 2,800 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
Grim Vengeance by Randompersonality reviews
Part two of the Grim Trilogy. Twenty years after Harry helped the X-Men defeat the Dark Phoenix, the Master of Death has received a phone call from a very old friend. Apparently, there is a demigod running around with a scepter that controls anyone it touches. Oh and Nick is putting together a team. This should go well...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,112 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 1,345 - Follows: 1,867 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 10/16/2013 - Harry P., Hawkeye/Clint B., Nick F., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
The Elf Amongst Dwarves by uoduck reviews
Harry dies at the ripe old age of 125 and is reborn as an elf at the beginning of the second age. He lives in Mirkwood under the rule of King Thranduil. He's lived a long time and wants to travel through Arda until one day a hobbit tugs on his tunic and quietly informs him that the dwarves are ill. This will be Bilbo/Thorin and Harry/Fili/Kili.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,600 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 1,282 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 9/11/2013 - [Harry P., Kili, Fili]
Heavenly Demon by kirallie reviews
AU. Eventual Slash, threesome with Wincest. Heaven's newest Archangel has been sent to help keep the Seals from breaking. He's not like the other angels, he actually likes Sam and he's keeping a rather big secret.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,658 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 1,615 - Follows: 2,464 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 9/29/2010 - [Harry P., Dean W., Sam W.] Michael
Two's Company by Von reviews
Dean's time is running out. Sam is falling apart. Bobby is desperate. He solicits help from a British maybe-witch he met years ago and signs a contract of his own with the man's son. Aid, in exchange for Asylum.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,819 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 2,090 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Harry P., Bobby S., Sam W., Dean W.
Treading Dangerous Waters by SharpShooter43 reviews
"Harry Potter is dead. He died when you left him at an orphanage. You are a terrible mother, Liliana Mae Potter and I am glad Harry Potter died. I am James Buchanan Barnes Jr. I am the Soldier. Understand?"Bucky Barnes Jr. is kidnapped by his old family and is forced to go to Hogwarts.Let's just hope he can get through irritating sisters, jealous redheads and manipulating bastards
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,037 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 938 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 4/14/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Lily Evans P., OC
Waiting for Salvation by Likhoradka reviews
Season four divergence. Dean is a fallen angel, masquerading as a human, attempting to ruin God's plan. Everyone he's known has been fooled into believing the lie. Even the angel that rescued him from Hell has no idea until he slips up.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 90,110 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 5/26/2012 - [Dean W., Castiel] Sam W., Gabriel
The Many Harry Potters of Little Hangleton by VivyPotter reviews
Also known as 'Harry and Voldemort Explore Fanfiction Tropes Together'. Different Harry Potters visit Little Hangleton, and Voldemort's the only one with much sense around here. I almost feel sorry for him. Includes Slytherin!Harry, Fem!Harry, Plothole!Harry, Flamboyant!Harry, Joker!Harry, Dark!Harry and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 112 - Words: 64,663 - Reviews: 2276 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Peter P. - Complete
The Hybrid by Firepanther2000 reviews
Harry Potter was a normal little boy, until his parents finally found him. After being transformed into a Vycan, can the young Hybrid survive in a world where he was never meant to be? Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,993 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 3/22/2005
Green and Silver by Swallow B reviews
My version of Slytherin Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,562 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 72 - Words: 702,253 - Reviews: 6961 - Favs: 6,153 - Follows: 7,182 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Hobbit Tale by PartiallyObsessed reviews
"Lovely plan," Harry drawled, "One question, though. Do I ask the dragon for the portkey before or after you band of gits start poking the blasted thing with swords? Or tell me Thorin Bloody Oakenshield, did you expect it to drop dead as soon as it saw your magnificence? " [Summary Inside, Slash]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 12/20/2014 - Harry P.
A Different Harry by cjalabrat4 reviews
What if Harry was rescued from the Dursley's by one of Voldemort's most loyal Death Eater families at a mere six years of age? What if he knew everything Dumbledore didn't want him too? What if it wasn't an accident that Harry became a horcux? Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,731 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Voldemort
Everlasting Rose by chickyhannah reviews
The day Harry Returns to Hogwarts He gets a Letter from an unknown Sender. Inside is a rose that is very rare and only blooms once every 1000 years. To give someone this rose literally means "Utter Devotion." Who Gave Harry This Rose? Contains Severitus, DracoxHarry, RemusxSeverus, BlaisexNeville. Disclaimer: I don't own the universe or characters, but the story itself is mine.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,275 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 11/13/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Remus L., Severus S.]
In the Name of the King by Nox Gold reviews
It sounds to me like you need a dragon slayer, not a burglar. Bilbo didn't expect the 13 dwarves that demolished his pantry and threw around his mother's Westfarthing pottery. Gandalf didn't expect the young man that dogged Bilbo every footstep with more secrets that an old elven lord.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,484 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Harry P., Thorin, Bilbo B.
Family Dealing by kirallie reviews
AU. Slash. Harry's parentage is a bit more complicated than anyone ever told him.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,651 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 1,594 - Follows: 2,434 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 9/12/2011 - [Harry P., Sam W.] Remus L., Crowley
Harry Lokison the Trickster's Heir by dglsprincess105 reviews
A Marvel What If continuity: How things would have been different if Odin had placed Loki in the mortal body of James Potter? hey everyone! I'm alive!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 125,872 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 2,692 - Follows: 2,877 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Harry P., Loki L.
Death's Beginning by Kyle-ZZ reviews
"The dark haired boy slowly cracked a smile at his friends comment, he knew that he would one day be able to control his powers and couldn't wait for that day to come." Please read and let me know what you think, unique and original idea I believe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,799 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Harry P., Dean W.
The Morning Star by allietheepic7 reviews
"Oh, Father." A voice whispered brokenly from deep inside the cave in the earth. "I'm so sorry." When Lucifer shows repentance in the cage, God gives him a choice. Stay in the cage, or be reincarnated as a human. "Who the hell are you?" Dean asked. "I'm Lucifer," Harry replied. "Who did you think I was, Michael in a tutu?" Warning: Slash and Bible references.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,534 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 1,544 - Follows: 2,243 - Updated: 12/10/2014 - Published: 5/15/2014 - [Harry P., Sam W., Lucifer] Dean W.
The Apocalypse Can Wait by LadyNyxRavus reviews
An angel, a demon, and a wizard walk into a burlesque house... Oh, Death's killed the cook. Looks like the apocalypse isn't Harry's fault this time - is it? No, it isn't - and sometimes being a hero means your retirement just doesn't get to be normal.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,873 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 1,508 - Follows: 2,088 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Crowley
The Case of the Man Who Was Wanted by MyDearLadyDisdain reviews
After an inexplicable case in Surrey, Sherlock is after the strangest criminal he's ever encountered: a mass murderer, that has eluded the authorities for almost 14 years. Unfortunately, Sherlock Holmes is the only one that can see right away that this Harry Potter character is completely innocent. And hang on, is that tea set floating? (Harry/Sherlock, slash eventually)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,975 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 1,212 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 2/23/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sherlock H., John W.
The Heart of Magic by lostfeather1 reviews
Having lost everything and everyone that mattered, Harry Potter was no more. He became James Black Evans. He became Earth's protector. He became the Drifter, and Magic's Childe. Now Earth was being threatened, and he is being forced to become someone who he swore to never be ever again. Powerful Harry! Rated in case.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 1,012 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Harry P.
Immortal Souls by lostfeather1 reviews
The Muggles discovered them. No magical being was safe. The End had come, leaving no one but him alive. After the war ended, he realised that Voldemort was right. The Muggles needed to die, in order for Magic to live on and the world to be at peace. As Death's Master, he went back in time to save Magic, change history and never make the same mistakes again. SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,165 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 1,385 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
An Avenger of Magic by lostfeather1 reviews
He had lost everything and everyone that mattered. And just when he wanted it to end, Death appears. He now finds himself in a new world where he is a one of a kind, in more ways than one. He makes new friends, some more interesting than others. But when he's finally living his life, it's being threatened. So, Harry Potter comes forth as a possible Avenger of Magic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,035 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 1,523 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Harry P.
Bonds of Love by rhead-a-holyc reviews
Harry disappears from his residence at Number 4 Privet Drive with all his belongings. No one seems to know where he has gone. Time travel. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 71,481 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 1,487 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Sleeping Habits of the Company of Thorin Oakenshield by justalotoffeelings reviews
The hobbit thought, perhaps, that observing their sleeping habits might give him an insight into the kind of people they were. As a matter of fact, he was right. (Or: Bilbo cannot sleep and watches the Company instead)
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,663 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/5/2014 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fili, Kili
Mr Holmes by Zanchev reviews
After the wizard war, Harry Potter is once again sacrificed for the public's peace of mind, and is locked away in Azkaban on his eighteenth birthday. Four years later, he is visited by the British Government and offered freedom in exchange for his unique views and skills. Armed with his new identity, Harry is released into Muggle London and pointed towards the nearest corpse.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,735 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 1,007 - Updated: 12/4/2014 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H.
Harry Potter and the Toads Mistake by Lady-Luna-sss reviews
It's another normal year at Hogwarts, not. Voldemort is back but no one believes it, even when Harry tells them its the truth. Umbridge decides to take matters into her own hands by doing what is needed to control the little brat and as always Harry is left to clean up the mess. HP/LM/SS/DM/LV aka TMR slash no!incest slow build HG/OC some ooc tendencies
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,422 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 930 - Updated: 12/4/2014 - Published: 1/21/2012 - [Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Tom R. Jr.]
Harry Potter and the patients of Arkham by Chibi-Chan71 reviews
To be rid of Harry, Vernon tosses him in an insane Asylum in Gotham. This is the story of Harry's struggle within it's walls and his life with the other 'Inmates' of Arkham. Dark fic. Joker/Harley Harry/OC? Ivy, Crane, Croc, and other villains as well.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,951 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Harry P., Joker
Azrael by Lady Blue Shadow reviews
Oh no, another Harry is Azrael story! It's been done before, I know, but I hope you will still like it! The Rating may change, I'm not sure. Please read! Included in this story is Gabriel leaving Heaven! (And a lot of other angels too!)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,292 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Harry P., Sam W., Dean W., Castiel
Silver Tongue by Shadow Hidden By The Moon reviews
Harry Potter was nothing like the world expected him to be. He's slowly changing the game of how the world works; exposing secrets, lies, and plots no one wanted to know about but will have no choice but to accept and silently growing a following to right so many wrongs. Harry/Tom pairing. Ron and Dumble bashing. Rating M because of future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 155,974 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 2,367 - Follows: 3,034 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Bound to the Dutchman by OctoberThirtyFirst reviews
At the end of his second year, Harry finds himself stranded at sea, three hundred years in the past. With only his wand and two measly years of Hogwarts under his belt, will he manage to survive the cruelty of Davy Jones and find a way back to the present or does destiny have another path for our hero?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,230 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Harry P., Capt. Jack Sparrow, Davy Jones, William T./Bootstrap Bill
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,644 - Reviews: 2630 - Favs: 5,200 - Follows: 5,828 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Faerie Godmother by CaitlinNicDhiarmaid reviews
Being immortal, Maleficent decides to watch over Aurora's descendants. One in particular is exceptionally aggravating; he always manages to place himself into harms way. After fourteen years, she decides to step in.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maleficent - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,812 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 1,204 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 6/1/2014
A Familiar's Intuition by Dragonsrule18 reviews
What if the boa constrictor from the zoo had sensed something was seriously wrong with Harry and gone to Privet Drive to rescue him? What if they had travelled until Harry's letter came? What if the boa constrictor had gone with Harry to Hogwarts? And what if the Wizarding World had believed a lie? Evil!Dumbledore, Good!Voldemort/Deatheaters, Abusive!Dursleys.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 61,518 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 2/25/2014 - [Voldemort, Severus S.] Harry P.
Anima Desiderium (Soul's Desire) by elizabeth.amber reviews
In which a soul mate potion has unexpected side effects, and Harry is thrown into a situation where he has the chance to fix everything... or damage it all beyond repair. Harry/Sirius SLASH timetravelfic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,635 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., James P.
Your Blood on my Hands by PrincessBite-Me reviews
Bilbo takes an arrow for Thorin. This is a short little ficclet I wrote inspired by a piece of fanart on Tumblr. The art is a piece by Kaciart and it can be found here: kaciart. tumblr. com /post /40494581818 Surprise! I added a Part 2! It may not be quite the continuation you want but I think it's pretty great. Enjoy!
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,700 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fili, Kili
A Very Strange Weekend! by Raksha Souza reviews
Jace, Clary, Alec, both Simons, Izzy, Maia, Chloe and Derek are friends in this fiction and they have a weekend with no adults but Magnus UH OH! Also SKYPE with cameras pranks Truth or Dare and spin the bottle! Rated T but may have M lemons.
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,516 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Jace W., Derek S.
Mortem Cantor by Kyandua reviews
After losing everything he holds dear, Harry Potter is thrust into a new world; one with Superheroes and evil Villains that make Voldemort look like a kitten. Struggling to survive in this new world - and, meanwhile, gaining the attention of S.H.I.E.L.D. - he attempts to live a NORMAL life. But, he is Harry Potter after all... what could possibly go wrong? Possible Slash!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,915 - Reviews: 2040 - Favs: 3,730 - Follows: 5,780 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Harry P.
On the Record by Lucillia reviews
James Potter shamelessly abuses a loophole in Wizarding law, and Harry's the one stuck paying for it...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/18/2014 - Harry P., James P., Albus D. - Complete
Curiouser and Curiouser by Cibbsoldlady reviews
Harry is more then just a wizard; he's a genius. So what happens when he meets another genius the beginning of his third year? One that Deduces Harry's treatment at the Dursleys in less then a minute? The answer; Quite a lot, apparently... Mentor!Sherlock Genius!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,471 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 2,434 - Follows: 3,812 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sherlock H., John W.
Hushed Whispers by WingsofEdensLight reviews
I was going against a real enemy. And a real challenge. But I wouldn't let that deter me. I couldn't. I was not known as Crazy for nothing. Fighting was in my blood. The anger, fear, pain, fury, and hatred had been injected into the cells that made up the anatomy of me the second my life had been taken at sixteen years old. ON HOLD (see Chp. 6 for details)
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,735 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 1/12/2011
Cursed Hebenon (Formerly Strange Magic) by DistanceMaster reviews
When Harry was eight, Fester Addams found him. He is quickly brought into the Addams Family and adopted. He stays hidden until he is seventeen, when the Wizarding World suddenly comes knocking. How will he adapt to the world that expects so much of him? Will he do as expected, rebel, or cause all sorts of havoc with his collection of cleavers? Future slash, mpreg. Pairing undecided
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,757 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 1,146 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Harry P., Morticia A., Gomez A.
70 Years by CrystalIceSweet reviews
When an artifact gets Harry stuck in the past, he is determined to stay low until he finds a solution back. Of course that plan is ruined when he saves the life of Howard Stark and is pulled in as a consultant on Project Rebirth. He meets Steve Rogers to whom he's immediately attracted to and ends up sleeping with him. Of course no one told him he could get pregnant. HPSR. MMM
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,062 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 1,617 - Follows: 2,797 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R.
Unchanging by z fire reviews
Harry had never stayed in one place very long after the war. He couldn't too many muggles would notice he never aged. Harry simply moved on after a few years, but what if the muggles he meets don't want him to move on and neither does he?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,127 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 1,521 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Harry Potter: My Life Is My Own by Sashian reviews
Harry has a great memory, photographic even. He remembers everything even the day he was born. Every sight, sound, smell or touch he remembers with crystal clarity and he has power from the moment he is born. And whats up with Hedwig? All chapters edited for spelling, grammar, and some content. You may want to re-read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 174,555 - Reviews: 2401 - Favs: 6,447 - Follows: 7,417 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Harry P.
In Which Harry is Actually Called Harry by Amazyrak reviews
Dear old Auntie Petunia has done it again, left poor lil Harry on his biological family's steps. There was more to Lily than met the eye. Now with the help of a blood ritual the Frump, Addam, and Potter bloodlines all come in a clash of light and dark. But the strangest part? Who knew the Addams played favorites.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,911 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Harry P.
Teeth by hathanhate reviews
Harry messes up the animagus process and begins a new journey. New friends and old share his discovery of life. What is in store for The-Boy-Who-Lived? What dangers will he face? Find out inside!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 44 - Words: 363,840 - Reviews: 2256 - Favs: 3,156 - Follows: 3,980 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Loki, Hulk/Bruce B.
Past's Playmate by Pravus Angellus reviews
Time travel, Founders, Vampires, Dark Lords, Oh my! Slash! Warning: M/M pairings, some het, if you don't like, please don't read. Some chapters may contain items not appropriate for those under the age of 17. Harry/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,986 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B., Severus S., Tom R. Jr.
Harry Potter and the Aftermath by CJaMes12 reviews
Who can walk away from a title like 'The Master of Death?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 92,726 - Reviews: 1191 - Favs: 4,029 - Follows: 5,375 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Complete
The Green Eyed Phantom by Mysteria Malfoy reviews
It's been 800 years since the final battle and Harry Potter, Master of Death is bored. When Loki steals the Tesseract and threatens the world, Harry steps up to help. But why have Fury been looking for him and who is Agent Romanoff really? No parings as for now!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,773 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 1,437 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 3/26/2014 - Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R.
Magister de Morte by I Am Venator reviews
Harry Potter is the Master of Death. His first mission as Master of Death leads him to a universe where technology rules and wizards truly are myth, but Norse gods, aliens, super spies and many other 'impossible' things are real. Inexperienced about his new title, Harry's tactic is to wing it and hope a certain god of mischief doesn't get too interested in him. (first try summary)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,422 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 1,458 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 2/7/2014
Hunter by gredandforgerock reviews
Harry is not content to hear how he is "perfectly safe" and turns to the only adult he feels he can trust. Sirius helps him gain his animagus form, its down hill for the bad guys after that. Then one shock after another leads to a new life for Harry and his three 'Uncles". No pairings yet. For missgsmith51 who picked the animagus form.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 92,910 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 1,065 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 7/26/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Time Traveler: Victorian Age by HeysU reviews
Harry Potter was abused by his relatives. One day when he was 5 years-old he wished to find a place or a person where he could be considered normal. What about with Undertaker? He finds a parent figure and spends time with new friends. Then poor Dumbledore summoned him back to his dimension and time. So what'll Hadrian Undertaker do? Cause havoc of course! Look out, Hogwarts!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,943 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 1,120 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Harry P., Undertaker
Blind Faith by Leoward reviews
A waif with a white-red cane makes his way to King's cross. Severus Snape has to reconsider his allegiance and his beliefs if he wants to help the child recover from the abuse he has suffered.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,015 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 10/16/2013 - Harry P., Severus S.
Fiercer Than Fire by Aranel Carnilino reviews
AU. BagginShield. Fem!Bilbo (Billa). A Re-imagining of the Quest of Erebor. Billa Baggins is not your average burglar, but she's always had a certain spark. Something Thorin initially resents, and ultimately grows to love. Begins with Billa's meeting of Thorin Oakenshield and carries through the events of the Erebor's reclaiming... and beyond. Co-authored with Eleanor Damaschke.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 265,021 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fili, Kili - Complete
It takes one to know one by The War Doctor reviews
The story of how Harry Potter left the wizarding world, only to become the muggle version of a Dark Lord. The story of how he became a manipulative bastard. The story of how he became James Moriarty. Machiavellian!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,074 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Harry P., Sherlock H., J. Moriarty
Angel of death by honeychild200 reviews
Harry makes a deal with death to help balance his powers and becomes an angel of death. This story also crosses over with Percy Jackson, avengers, Buffy the vampire slayer.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 49,974 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 8/30/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Gabriel - Complete
Dark Wizard Tournament- The Goblet of Darkness by Galleons 'n'Gold reviews
Harry decides to travel back in time to have some fun. Time Travel. MoD.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,796 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 6/10/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Gellert G.
When Time Stops by Beth9891 reviews
After an incident at the Dursleys leaves Harry no where to go, an ancient and powerful being finds him. How this affects the wizarding world and supernatural world can only be guessed. Slash. Harry/? sorry crappy summary, give it a try before dismissing!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 106,768 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 5/23/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., OC - Complete
Set Apart This Dream by Tears of the Moon 17 reviews
After a year has gone by since the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry finds himself summoned into an alternate dimension where Voldemort is still alive. Not his problem, right? Wrong. Between the fact that James and Lily Potter are ALIVE and that Voldemort summoned him for a reason, Harry is not going to get out of this easily. AU, MoD!Harry, Dimension travel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,816 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 1,225 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Teddy L.
The Master of Death and the Time Lord by Morbid.Human reviews
The story of a man who wants to be an idea and the idea who wants to be a man. The Doctor/Harry Potter MoDLord There will be slash later on.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 106 - Published: 10/15/2014 - 10th Doctor, Harry P.
I see him sometimes by Triple Rainbow reviews
John keeps seeing a man at funerals. No one else can. A short conversation MasterOfDeath!Harry and John have one day.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 4/2/2014 - Complete
The Next Target by MagnaVictoria reviews
Harry, depressed about losing Sirius, curses Fate for making his life so miserble. Fate, bored, hears this and decides to prove she isn't a horrible person by doing what she does best, because, unlike her predecessors, Katelyn Dalton just loves making the least possible things happen, in terms of romance, that is. And 1935 is the perfect place to start her new story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,915 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 9/22/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Dreaming of the finishing line by stolen with the night reviews
John Watson had almost died in Afghanistan if not for the strangely calm boy with emerald eyes who saved his life. Getting attached to the flippant child wasn't hard even with all the strange happenings that surround him. How will having a young, genius, master of death wizard affect Sherlock and Johns adventures? For an amused 'Hamish' hiding his magic isn't even the hard part.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,626 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 1,358 - Follows: 2,105 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W.
Slytherins Secret by Annanas23 reviews
AU end of CoS. When Harry defeats the Heir of Slytherin 3 times what does that mean? And what affect did all of those substances in his bloodstream have? A sneakier more motivated Harry. Definite Dumbledore, Molly bashing, will probably redeem Snape. Bit young for pairings but I favour Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,092 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 2,664 - Follows: 3,542 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Harry P., Salazar S.
A Study in Friendship by MorticiaYouSpokeFrench reviews
Sherlock knows that the Potter boy, the one with the abusive relatives, is hiding a secret, and sets out to solve the mystery. In the meantime, Harry sends a letter to Lord Voldemort in an attempt to come to an agreement with his enemy, and finds out that he and Tom Riddle aren't so different after all. The story of three lonely boys finding friendship in each other. Eventual Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 101,347 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 1,849 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Sherlock H.
Wrong Turn by wynnebat reviews
It all began when Harry burned the Elder Wand. Master of Death!Harry, dimension travel; Harry/Sam, Dean/Bela/Cas; Harry&Bela, Sam&Dean, Harry&Dean.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,330 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 1,256 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 10/24/2013 - [Harry P., Sam W.] [Dean W., Bela T.]
And In The Darkness Bind Them by EpikalStorms reviews
He's been stuck like this for a couple of beginnings, and so many ends. Millennium have passed by and his age never changes, his skin cannot stay pierced, his body cannot die; thus locking his soul, binding him forever to this existence. This stranger comes into their lives, and they're unprepared for the events that follow after him. Viper is an interesting enigma. Immortal!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 92,992 - Reviews: 1136 - Favs: 3,020 - Follows: 3,979 - Updated: 10/6/2014 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Harry P., Aragorn, Boromir, Legolas
Housebreaking Angels by Ryssasaurus Rex reviews
When the boys happen upon a powerless Lucifer with no explanation, what are the hunters and their rebellious angel to do? Lucifer may be powerless but he's still Lucifer. And that's only a boatload of trouble. Right? AU as of about midway through "Abandon All Hope..." [Samifer, also on AO3, currently on hiatus see latest "chapter" for details]
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 92,918 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 11/24/2012 - [Sam W., Lucifer]
Unexpected Variables by evil-step-sister reviews
When the Potter family was attacked, the Wizarding World mourned their death and celebrated the defeat of the Dark Lord for weeks to come. But people would be left puzzling over the disappearance of the youngest Potter for years. It's too bad nobody thought to include the Winchesters into their equations.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,860 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 1,542 - Follows: 2,223 - Updated: 10/4/2014 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Harry P., Sam W., Dean W., Castiel
Protection Detail by Whitsie reviews
Dealing with Harry Potter was always guaranteed to leave Nick Fury with a headache and a worldwide crisis to deal with. Future HP/SR Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,106 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 1,767 - Updated: 9/30/2014 - Published: 4/18/2014 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R.
Magical Twilight by kirallie reviews
AU. Pairings decided. When Edward leaves Bella in the woods someone other than Sam finds her. And what secrets are the new kid in town hiding?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,433 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 2,006 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 11/25/2009 - [Harry P., Jasper] [Bella, Jacob]
Harry Potter: Junior Inquisitor by sprinter1988 reviews
Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 170,450 - Reviews: 6534 - Favs: 8,997 - Follows: 11,958 - Updated: 9/27/2014 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Amelia B.
Experi-Mental by selena1234 reviews
One day, when Harry was five, the Dursleys got a letter in their mail from a nearby science facility, claiming that they were looking for willing people to be experimented on. From that day forward, Harry Potter had been injected with all sorts of odd remedies, giving him some odd powers and weaknesses. Year 1 at Hogwarts, well, he might be worse at hiding these than he thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,525 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Harry P.
My Son the Wizard by savya398 reviews
After his first year at Hogwarts Harry discovers a startling truth that throws him into an entirely new world. He finds a new family and a new home that drastically changes his life for the better, if not crazier. After all when you're the son of Tony Stark, the one and only Iron Man, life is bound to be interesting.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 162,403 - Reviews: 2446 - Favs: 6,193 - Follows: 8,318 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Precious Wings by exaigon reviews
Harry just wanted a peaceful life in America after the War. God just wanted his angel back and Lucifer just wanted his mate again. Why could he never get any rest? It is slash so if you don't like then don't read! Lemony sequel is now up! For the Second Time is the title.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,101 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 2,914 - Follows: 3,520 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Harry P., Lucifer - Complete
Team WHAT? ! by Lucillia reviews
Sam and Dean are just vessels right? Right?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,653 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 714 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Lucifer, Michael, Castiel, Gabriel - Complete
The First Meeting between Lion and Boy by arashi wolf princess reviews
Going to the Magical Zoo with Remus and Sirius, Harry sees a lion boy with signs of abuse on him. He learns of that people have them as pets and seeing for sale he buys him. He can only hope to have his trust soon if ever.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lion King - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 112 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Harry P., Scar/Taka - Complete
Atypical Adoption by Lucillia reviews
When's an affair not an affair? When it starts out as a Tenza of course. After a surprisingly young looking Harry Potter deals with Voldemort, events lead him to the Doctor's side and a certain Time Lord finds out that he has a preternaturally intelligent child that has about another fifty years before he hits puberty to deal with.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,537 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 2/17/2014 - 2nd Doctor, 3rd Doctor, 11th Doctor, Harry P.
Silver Filaments of Chance and Circumstance by Sin Maxwell and Co reviews
"Words have a magical power. They can bring either the greatest happiness or deepest despair." For a magical-less child, this truth is alive in shocking clarity. Squib Harry has been rejected by his world, his family, but is he really as magic-less as they believe or will he find a power in words that has never been known? Death is determined to show his Master his true worth.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,778 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Harry P., Death - Complete
Nephilim by neko-chibi-faithkitty reviews
When Dean and Sam discover a key to a 'haunted' apartment, they discover there's more than a ghost locked inside. Mostly Supernatural and Harry Potter, but the idea for this story was based on the Fallen novels.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,395 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 1,154 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Harry P.
Surviving Manhattan by SelaAlexis94 reviews
Harry Potter receives a transfer to the Auror Department in Manhattan, New York. Deciding to take this as a chance to start fresh he becomes Lord Caelum Ezra Black. Working in Manhattan Harry quickly catches the eye of a certain S.H.I.E.L.D agency. Harry is soon adopted by the Avengers and even finds himself falling in love with one. (Male on Male Slash) (I own nothing.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,420 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 1,411 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson
Control by sxcgbb4eva reviews
"This will hurt" he said before he plunged his teeth into my neck. His bodyweight was holding my hands down and his hands were keeping me still. The pain was like a pinch followed by a stinging sensation. His left hand covered my mouth as I started to scream, silencing me. Death is always feared but sometimes its cherished. The rating will be changed to M soon
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,668 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 8/18/2012
The English Encounter by wynnebat reviews
Just because his other self is happily gay-married to a guy named Harry Potter doesn't mean Dean Winchester has to believe it. It's for the tax benefits. Obviously. (Takes place during S06E15: The French Mistake.) SLASH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,659 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 4/25/2013 - [Dean W., Harry P.] Sam W. - Complete
The Rise of a Dark Lord by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
Dumbledore was sure he had made the right choice. Ten years later Harry shows him just how wrong he was. With little regard for most, Harry makes a name for himself at Hogwarts, and shows everyone that he is far more than just the BWL. In doing that he attracts the attention of the Dark Lord, making Voldemort believe that the Boy-Who-Lived could be far more than an enemy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 226,278 - Reviews: 3795 - Favs: 6,271 - Follows: 7,290 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Lily's Secret by Jelly340 reviews
Abandoned by his friends after his name came out of the Goblet of Fire, Harry has to figure out how to survive on his own. Whether it's learning new spells, or finding out why he suddenly has fangs, Harry in in for another rough year. Father Fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,726 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 1,399 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Finding Grace by Hallucifer reviews
After months of a lonely, desperate Sam Winchester confiding his troubles to him through the cage door, Lucifer breaks out to find his vessel. Wanting a break from his old life, Sam leaves with the only creature that's ever fully understood him, but still, he wants something more from Lucifer. And maybe he and Lucifer can teach each other something, too. Samifer. Mid-season 9.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,855 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 5/9/2014 - Sam W., Lucifer - Complete
Demon Bounty Hunter by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Sam wasn't the only one Azazel dosed with his blood. His twin brother, Gabriel, was infected too...and left for dead in the middle of a civil war in England! Now Gabriel is back and working for the King of the Crossroads as his personal bounty hunter. Can the Winchester brothers reconnect, or will Gabriel's occupation drive them apart? Loki/Gabriel
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,938 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 1,017 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 5/8/2014 - [Harry P., Gabriel] Sam W., Dean W.
What's Your Name? by Cati-dono reviews
AU where Dean is Lucifer's vessel, not Sam. It started as a short little drabble where Dean and Luci have a little heart to heart and discover they have more in common than they thought. Now I have no idea what it's doing other than being fluffy. Takes place around the time of Free to Be You and Me, but in an AU world...
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,067 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Lucifer
Snake Whisper by Violet-san reviews
What if, at the very beginning of his fourth summer holidays, Harry Potter had found a small snake in the garden of his relatives? And what if this snake made the difference? Grey!Harry, TMRxHP Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 88,376 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 1,986 - Follows: 2,825 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Of Hel and Earth by BlackCatHikari reviews
When Luna appeared on Harry's doorstep one evening with a job offer from the Unspeakables, Harry decides a change of pace is just what he needs. Getting dumped in a certain alien-ravaged city in an entirely different dimension is not what he signed up for. Post-Avengers (2012), very post-HP AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,067 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 2,526 - Follows: 4,093 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Harry P.
Can Always Count on Family by pikachumomma reviews
Pepper has left Tony and none of the Avengers are allowed into Tony's Workshop. Tony just needs his brother. And does Clint find someone attractive? pre-slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,395 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Lord Knows I've Tried by Tsume Yuki reviews
Harry Potter died the owner of three Hallows. Death's chosen one. And while Death can't interact with the world at large, that doesn't mean his chosen one can't be stuffed into a new body and sent off to deal with that Necromancer in Middle Earth in lieu of Death itself. (FemHarry)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,826 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 1,411 - Published: 8/28/2014 - Harry P., Thorin, Fili, Kili
Moony and Furball by Revelation Rebel reviews
Remus finds out that he is Harry's biological father and that Harry is a werewolf. Adopted from keliathewolf. CURRENTLY ON HIATUS DUE TO A SEVERE CASE OF WRITER'S BLOCK!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 10,220 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Harry P., Remus L.
Faerie Magic by tinybee reviews
Faeries are being killed and the Clave are doing little to stop it. The Seelie queen wants a marriage between a shadowhunter and her grandson, Hadrian, as a sign of good-will. Alec offers himself. But with a plotting queen and a faerie whose loyalties are unknown in their midst, the rest of the group need to end a war before it truly begins. SLASH, mentions of MPREG, AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,883 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 8/12/2014
The Final Countdown by I Am Blind Justice reviews
Bruce Banner didn't expect to meet an Englishman in Brazil talking to a 8 foot python. Nor did Harry Potter ever expect to meet an angry giant rage monster. And neither of them expected to be saving the world as the Hulk or a giant black magical panther. Some may call it fate and others destiny. But they just call each other, friends. Updates on Wednesdays and Saturdays!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,980 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 1,523 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Hulk/Bruce B.
The Wolf Within by TardisAtHogwarts reviews
Harry Potter, already speicial, is about to go through a whole lot more. Creature!Harry, Independent!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore, and NO PAIRING! (sorry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,910 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Harry P.
Death's Son by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
He was lying in the mud dying, the world was already dead. Voldemort must be in his grave laughing, he had been right all along and now it was to late to do anything about it. Death didn't quite agree with that and now Death's son was going to make the muggles pay for everything they had done. This story will contain slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 54,350 - Reviews: 1335 - Favs: 3,260 - Follows: 4,161 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Weres Harry? by DobbyElfLord reviews
Dark curses don't play nice- not even with each other. When nine year-old Harry is bitten by a werewolf, the horcrux fights back. The result could only happen to Harry Potter. Canon-ish for the first three years of Hogwarts - AU from that point forward.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 152,524 - Reviews: 3363 - Favs: 6,463 - Follows: 7,391 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P.
Rache by Chibi-Chan71 reviews
Rache; Revenge. Harry and Draco have suffered more then anyone else at the hands of their enemies, allies, friends AND family… and when given a chance to go back in time and right the wrongs against them by Death herself… Well, who are they to say no? Johnlock
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,930 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Harry P., Sherlock H.
Happily-Ever-After-Until-You-Die by LittleOddStar reviews
(A continuation of The Lonely Swing, Lonely No More - AKA The bits in-between) Harry has found a new home in the TARDIS and the Doctor has found a new... friend. They have many more things left to find and learn but will one of them be love? (Eventual Doctor/Harry slash. T for abuse mentions. If you haven't read TLS, LNM, then you will have no idea what's going on. Enjoy!)
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,577 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 5/23/2014 - [11th Doctor, Harry P.]
Sacrilege by Lianarias reviews
Lucifer is just minding his own business in the cage but something is not right, because no one is allowed to possess his vessel, no one but him. And one angel has just crossed the line.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 1/22/2014 - [Lucifer, Sam W.] Dean W., Ezekiel/Gadreel - Complete
Grimm by Kyandua reviews
There once was a boy who was friends with the Grimm Reaper. But Harry Potter is no longer a boy; he evolved, through space and time, into something new, wild and dangerous. Getting tangled up in the secrets of S.H.I.E.L.D., it is only a matter of time before Harry is noticed. Noticed not only by the Avengers, but by beings far more powerful, and deadly. T for violence and swearing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,010 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 8/4/2014 - Harry P.
Through the Dimensional Void by Lumina Solaris reviews
Harry wasn't thinking when he lunged into the Veil after Sirius, and he certainly didn't expect to be sent to another world. Unfortunately for him, there are demons in this other world, and they are very interested in Harry. This certainly catches the attention of two hunters, who aren't going to simply let this mysterious kid out of their sight until they figure him out.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,256 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 1,960 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Harry P., Sam W., Dean W.
Slytherin Day's by Madrea Salazar Riddle reviews
The different story of Harry Potter's life if the sorting hat put him in Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,247 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Harry P.
Child of the TARDIS by Yuna Cifer reviews
Harry knows, he doesn't know how, he just does. He knows that the couple in his dreams are really his parents and that the 'man with the red bow tie' is their friend. He also knows that when he looks at the stars there is something more out there.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,066 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 2/15/2013 - 11th Doctor, Harry P.
Masters of His Soul by lynnwiley reviews
Both Edward and Jasper have been waiting decades to find their mate, never once thinking they would end up having to share. Harry Potter, the mysterious Master of Death, shows up in Forks one day. Not only does he cause a stir with the locals, but the large coven of vampires nearby will be forever changed with his arrival. Creature!Harry JW/EC/HP Slash Threesome. No Bella.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,843 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 1,088 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 7/21/2014 - [Jasper, Edward, Harry P.]
By the Grace of by Marwana reviews
You have the stories in which one of the Shinigami's (Undertaker most of the time) adopt Harry, train him and help him defeat Voldemort. What would happen if Sebastian was Harry's father? Rating between T and M.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,266 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Harry P., Sebastian M. - Complete
To be, or not to be by Marwana reviews
Sequel to 'By the Grace of...' They had all abandoned him after they had discovered that he had been sired by a demon and not by James Potter, leaving him in the hands of the demon and Voldemort... Full summary inside.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 519 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Sebastian M.
My Grandfather Was A WHAT? ! by Lucillia reviews
Harry rather complicates his life and unwittingly gets revenge on his relatives when he sends out a letter addressed to "A Blood Relative Who Isn't Petunia or Dudley" and a former follower of Grindelwald who'd just gotten out of prison and was looking for a place to stay receives it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 1,418 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Harry P., Petunia D., Vernon D., Dudley D.
Birds of a Feather by Von reviews
Tiboldt's Family Circus brings together two birds of a feather. The world tries to tear them apart.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,941 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 1,514 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Harry P., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Meet Uncle John by kirallie reviews
Due to an assignment Hary learns he has more family alive than he thinks. How will they react to suddenly being asked to care for him? And how exactly are they meant to keep their job a secret, after all this is Harry we're talking about. No pairings though mention of previous slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,100 - Reviews: 1455 - Favs: 2,655 - Follows: 3,841 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Andromeda T., Sam W., Dean W.
Not Who She Seems by Children of Darkness reviews
Lily Potter was never Lily Potter, but only James ever knew the truth. And instead of a son, they had a baby girl, Rayna. Upon discovering their sister's death, Thor and Loki swear to protect their niece, when they find her. How will the discovery that she is one of the Aesir change the events after fourth year? Fem/Harry! Complete!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 124,149 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 2,676 - Follows: 2,552 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Littlest Time Lord by Lady Laran reviews
The Doctor answers a distress call and finds that he is not as alone in the universe as he suspected he was. (Is now part of a series called "Adventures of the Littlest Time Lord.")
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,515 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 5/5/2014 - 11th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
The Greatest Mystery by Lady Laran reviews
Faced with a challenge of a case that seems impossible, a member of Whammy's House makes a suggestion that could change things before L faces that challenge. Kira had better watch out! Yaoi/slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,979 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 1,296 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Harry P., L
The Advantages of Abandonment by Raven in Flight reviews
It was raining when Ranka picked up a cute little boy off the streets and decided to adopt him.When Haruhi becomes a host to pay off her debt, Hari decides to tag along. Features a stubborn, smarter, cheeky, loyal Harry. Who knew there were advantages to abandonment?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,584 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 4/8/2014 - Harry P., Haruhi F.
the Hero & the Potions Master by XxEJMxX reviews
Harry needs to skip across the pond to gather research for his career. He settles in Manhattan for the time being, and the universe spits a very interesting genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist right at Harry's feet. Will Harry take Tony Stark's gilded mask for granted and disappear, or will he delve deeper to find a man very similar to himself?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,843 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 1,600 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
Socially Awkward by Hopeful Puppy reviews
There was a shot fired. The clear ringing of a gun... But it wasn't his. Sherlock grins as he realises he was saved by the one man who can create a brand of chaos even Mycroft is hard pressed to control. And all without even being present. It's always nice to know your personal guardian angel is still hanging around and annoying your elder brother...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,881 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Harry P., Sherlock H., Mycroft H.
Hurricane by Dark K. Sly reviews
He only ever wanted to bring Sirius back, but in Harry's life nothing ever goes the way he wants it to. .LokixHary.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,579 - Reviews: 1321 - Favs: 3,036 - Follows: 3,576 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Five Times An Avenger Needed a Friend and One Time Harry Did by uoduck reviews
1st story in "Creatures of War". Prequel to Hybrid. While the Avengers are coping with the loss of Coulson on the helicarrier, Loki gets a rather odd visitor. Tony/Loki. Harry Potter/Steve Rogers, Tony/Loki.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,283 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 6/12/2014 - [Harry P., Captain America/Steve R.] - Complete
The Children of Time by redgrass-and-silvertrees reviews
The Doctor has a very complex and loving relationship with all of his companions. Most of them confuse his feelings for love and lust while the Doctor really has a more paternal aim in mind.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,881 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 1/21/2013 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor, Rory W.
Eradan by Elipsa reviews
On a Halloween night, a green spell is magically rebounded to kill a Dark Lord. The toddler is sent to an alternate universe from the backlash. The Boy-Who-Lived is raised by the Eldar and Dúnedain as the son of Aragorn. One Dark Lord is destroyed, but what of new ones? AU. SEQUEL STARTED
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,860 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Harry P., Gandalf, Aragorn, Elrond - Complete
Hidden Song by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Bobby wasn't always a hunter. Sam and Dean find out the hard way that Bobby's past is catching up to them when Lucifer is broken free because of the angels. Now they have to deal with natural magic, angels, and having their surrogate father showing them up! Can Bobby reconcile with who he once was, or will Death have a new face? Possible Bobby/Luna in later chapters
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,549 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Harry P., Bobby S., Dean W., Sam W.
Firefly by Araceil reviews
FINISHED. When they went to sleep, they hoped of a better future. But with Gaia insane and Magic as dead as his friends, Harry has no reason to stay. Escape and exist was all he had in mind when he stowed away on a ship to Pandora. Not another war. Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,475 - Reviews: 2405 - Favs: 4,095 - Follows: 3,505 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Harry P., Tsu'tey - Complete
Woes of the Sorting Hat by MnemeMemory reviews
Watch in awe as the Sorting Hat is forced to Sort six transfer students from the Institute in New York (or: the Shadowhunters come to Hogwarts).
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,507 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Sorting Hat - Complete
Return of the Speaker's Heir by The Potters of the Future reviews
Last year, Harry found out about his father, met others like himself, went to a magical school, dodged an old man's questions, all the while keeping Voldemort from the Ultimate power. Now in his second year, Harry the son of Hades must now contend with the return of an ancient line that threatens the destruction of Hogwarts itself. Sequel to Prince of Death!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 162,028 - Reviews: 1258 - Favs: 1,964 - Follows: 1,896 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Harry P., Hades - Complete
Running from the Inescapable by Breathe Through Corrupt Lungs reviews
I gasp, he groans. Perhaps I was the reason he began to smile more. Perhaps he was the reason I let go of what once was. Perhaps we were the reason we continued to breathe, despite heaving through corrupted lungs. And it's because of us that the blood still rushes to our cheeks, that our feelings are not dead and gone. Derek smiles more, and it's because of Chloe. He tells her why.
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,190 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Chloe S., Derek S.
Wizards and Demons Don't Mix by Kefalion reviews
In this story Harry is a Powerful Demon. He became one after many years in Hell, where he ended up after dragging Voldemort there as he was unable to kill the Dark Lord. The thing is that Wizards normally don't become demons and the question is what Harry really has become, if it can be undone and if he wants that to happen.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,169 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Harry P., Sam W., Dean W.
The-Boy-Who-Lived-To-Mess-Up-The-Plot by my-patronus-is-a-computer reviews
The memory of Tom Riddle gestured dramatically at the unconscious Ginger by his feet. "It's pointless to try to save her, you know. I'm stealing her magi-" "Don't care." "...What?" "Nope, she stole my favorite quill last week. She can fend for herself." Crack. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,300 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
ZMAABFBTSPSVBSPOH For Almost Short by Rayne The Hanyou reviews
This is our story. A story told by freak/mutant Avian Americans, meeting another freak/mutant group with supernatural powers, besides the ones we already have. Mix in some vampires too. Just for good measure. R&R!
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Darkest Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 2/29/2012
This Is My Father's World by GenkaiFan reviews
In a desperate cry for help during the Graveyard scene, Harry receives help from his father. Only it isn't James Potter who answers! What if Harry not only had a Norse deity for a father, but was also a descendant of a Greek god as well? AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,909 - Reviews: 1280 - Favs: 3,621 - Follows: 3,426 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Harry P., Hades - Complete
The Demon's Dear Friend by Kagetsuki-taicho reviews
Harrison James Potter is bored of seeing human civilisations rise and fall. Seizing the chance to go to another dimension where there are greater powers other than humans, The Master of Death lives in the Kuroshitsuji world as a walking contradiction. The lord of Shinigami in a demon body, what would happen to the story of our favourite Earl and his loyal demon butler?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,033 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 1,628 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Harry P., Sebastian M.
When the lily blooms twice by Ashabird reviews
What would happen if harry potter was frequently abandoned by the Dursleys? Dumbledore would come to take him back of course! What would a muggle raised harry potter think of Dumbledore? What effect would the eccentric wizard have on Harry's upbringing? Cross dresser harry. No yaoi.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,219 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 5/2/2014 - Harry P.
After Winter by Kefalion reviews
Winter Soldier, James Barnes, every now and again, is woken for a Mission, but they don't mention the time he spent Rogue. He had a family, a wife, a son on the way before he was dragged back kicking and screaming Murder. When in New York on a mission to kill Captain America, his past reaches him in the form of a teenager with green eyes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Captain America - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,278 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Harry P., Bucky B.
All Boys by Be My Master reviews
My name is Clary, but in my new school, I go as Cain. I go to an all boys school for the arts, and I believe that I can have a normal school experience - as long as no one finds out I have a few, ehem, crucial "boy parts" missing. Based off iWant9Live2Live's story, "Forbidden". - Complete - Now on Archive of Our Own, be sure to go check, because I'm not uploading to here anymore.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 30,859 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Alec L., Clary F., Jace W., Magnus B. - Complete
The New Avenger by Moonlit Night199 reviews
Harry is hit by an unknown curse, and somehow finds himself in whole different universe. The difference? No magic. Somehow, he has to find a way back home. Along the way, he meets some interesting new people... Rated T for swearing, just in case **ABANDONED**
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,920 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Harry P.
Things Are Never What They Seem by Archer Ash reviews
Harry's entered his school classroom to find there's a new teacher. The man, Sherlock Holmes, has only been there five minutes and I think he's trying to kill me! I wouldn't put it past Uncle Vernon to put him up to it..
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,267 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Harry P., Sherlock H.
Going on an Adventure, Finding Family and Acceptance by Howlingwolf666 reviews
Bilbo doesn't belong in the Shire, Gandalf knows this very well, with Bilbo having 'dangerous' shifts as well as some magical talent. But, he's hoping that being in the company of thirteen odd dwarves will help Bilbo find some form of acceptance and, if Bilbo's really lucky, family and love. Is Gandalf right? Or is it Bilbo that doesn't belong anywhere? I totally suck at these :(
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 55,815 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fili, Kili
Harry Romanoff-Barton by Eternity sword reviews
Let's all admit it: leaving Harry on a doorstep was pretty careless. So what happens when Black Widow finds him after a mission in Surrey?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,063 - Reviews: 1690 - Favs: 3,340 - Follows: 5,163 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R.
The Supernatural School by Imaginativemeagan reviews
Chloe Saunders is a Necromancer. Instead of going to regular high school, she is going to a high school for supernaturals. When she gets there she sees her old friends and thinks nothing bad will happen. What she doesn't know is that when she meets a brooding and handsome werewolf, her life will change forever.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 21,615 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Chloe S., Derek S.
Another Story by Chrizzy-chan reviews
Waking up in Deaths Dimension wasn t Harrys idea of an Afterlife. But being the Master of Death is more than a title and his first mission takes him to a world where Death Notes are used to kill people. Oh what fun.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,287 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 9/21/2013
The Child of a Monster by BooksAreMyVideogames reviews
Everyone believed that Harry was James' son, everyone except for Lily, of course. It did seem strange, how premature he had been born, but everyone accepted it. Until Petunia found some papers and sent Harry to live with his father...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,806 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 1,333 - Updated: 6/19/2014 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
Flowers by GenkaiFan reviews
What is the true meaning of what happened when 11 year old Harry is asked: "What would I get if I added asphodel to an infusion of Wormwood?" This is a one shot. Enjoy. Canon for the most part, character death at the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 69 - Published: 6/19/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Neville L. - Complete
Call Me Leo by Alavear reviews
What Happens when after the department of mystery's Harry discovers he is a mutant of the feral variety still in capable of magic but not in a recognized form? Along with the fact his temper is worse then ever and the ministry wants to capture and dissect him? No slash unless it was in Canon Rewrite of the original. Same author slightly different plot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,875 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Harry P., Nightcrawler/Kurt W.
Twins of the Moon by Aviphire reviews
Artemis broke her vow and had twins, Theron and Eva. When they are taken to the camp, monsters seem to take an interest in them. But what happens when the enemy's second-in-command is their own father? And How will Artemis react when she finds out? What will happen to Artemis' Hunters when they find out about Theron and Eva? K plus for safety
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,056 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 5/14/2014
Harry Potter: A New Universe by PS.95 reviews
At the Department of Mysteries, Harry chases Bellatrix after Sirius falls through the veil, but a complex enchantment triggers, transporting him and a miraculously 'alive' Sirius to a muggle dimension full of superheroes and what not! Follow Harry as he teams up with the Avengers, hoping to prevent the Chitauri invasion and return safely to his own universe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,700 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 1,489 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P.
The 'Slave' of Master Jinx by BlossomOfCherries reviews
A girl gets whisked away by a handsome vampire. :]
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,766 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 4/30/2011
But, That's So Racist! by Lucillia reviews
Harry and Hermione try to introduce muggle paper and ballpoint pens to Hogwarts only to end up running headfirst into the reason behind the tradition of using parchment and quills.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/9/2014 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Harry Crow by robst reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 24430 - Favs: 12,085 - Follows: 11,199 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Bloodsinger by BlueOrchid2 reviews
Slash: Harry has just gone back to Privet Drive after his fourth year at Hogwarts. When he follows a mysterious woman to an unknown destination and all his beliefs suddenly come crashing down, who is going to be there to help him pick up the pieces? Creature!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,129 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 991 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Harry P., Fenrir G.
Taking Chances by criesofthefallen reviews
AU. He left before they could do anything about it. It was for the best.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,848 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 1,689 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
MoD: Master of Death by Tenshi-Oujosama reviews
Harry Potter finally accepts his title. "You are my one master, the guardian of Life. For what is Death without the living?"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 5/27/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Visiting the Anomalies of America by yinngoh reviews
After farewelling the last of his friends, Harry decides to take time off Britain travel the world - search for a new purpose. He starts off in America. Being known internationally for all its "abnormalities", Harry decides to seek them out, hoping to make some new friends. Immortal Master of Death AU; Slash. SLOW UPDATES
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,672 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 1,836 - Follows: 2,646 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Harry P., Logan/Wolverine
Perception is Everything by Kendra James reviews
When Severus Snape is left in charge of Hogwarts over the christmas break, he is less than pleased to discover Harry will be one of his charges. Events force him to face that Mr Potter may not be quite what he has assumed all these years. Year 6
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 165,658 - Reviews: 4088 - Favs: 5,036 - Follows: 4,801 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Wizard Kitty by I. H. Scribe reviews
With the Avengers captured and Loki gloating, Bruce is surprised when his cat turns into a man, and proceeds to slam Loki around the room. Can be read alone or as a sequel to The Tag-A-Long.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 147 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Cold Tile by The Marauder Named Prongs reviews
Castiel has a ritual. After every Quidditch game, win or lose, he showers. He lathers and he scrubs and he waits. Because the second part of Castiel's ritual is Dean. Complete and utter Destiel smut.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2014 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Son of the Trickster by MasterofNarratives reviews
On that fateful Halloween, the God of Mischief is looking down on Midgard. Taking pity on the orphaned boy, he raises him as his own. How will the Wizarding World cope with a Harry Potter tutored by one of the universe's greatest mages? Dumbledore & Weasley bashing. Powerful, smart Harry. Non-world-dominating Loki.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,609 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 1,345 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Harry P., Loki
Harry by CrystalIceSweet reviews
After 2 years of marriage, Steve and Tony finally decides to adopt. They knew they can't expect to be prepared for everything that comes with parenthood but even they are out of their depth with little Harry and his inhuman intellect. Deaged!Genius!Harry. Slash. Steve/Tony. Other pairings may apply.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 1,120 - Published: 5/27/2014 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Harry Potter: A Malfoy? by Cassi-theavatarwizard reviews
Lucius's mother tells him he has a squib sister that leads him to an abused Harry. Draco and Harry become close brothers. Slight Dumbledore bashing no slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,037 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Lucius M.
A Different Kind of Magic by uoduck reviews
ON HIATUS. The lights going haywire at the bunker meant an entirely different thing. Harry/Sam.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,149 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 12/5/2013 - [Harry P., Sam W.] [Dean W., Castiel]
The Master of Death by wolvesheart reviews
What if having the Deathly Hollows wasn't really how you become the Master of Death? What if there was and is only one MOD? And how messed up would the world become if that one person was Harry Potter? When Harry is left at the Dursley's he is spirited away. With the help of death and an unlikely ally can he surpass Dumbledor's manipulations? Godlike!Harry Smart!Harry HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,215 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 2/14/2014 - [Harry P., Voldemort]
Moments by Too-Pastel-Punk-For-You reviews
Alphabetical moments between Dan Howell and Phil Lester. Mostly sweetness. I hope you enjoy.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,372 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 5/1/2014 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
The Lonely Swing, Lonely No More by LittleOddStar reviews
Ch1: In which Harry meets a lost man on a swing, runs away, falls in love and learns that there is such thing as living happily-ever-after-until-you-die. Ch2: It's a few months after Harry's visit, and the Death-Eaters are determined to get revenge on the Light. The lonely men have found their happily-ever-after, but how long is until-you-die? Doctor/Harry two-shot (Ch3: A.N).
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,430 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 3/17/2014 - 11th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
Honoring Their Sacrifice by wandwaving reviews
What do you do when everything you thought to believe as the truth, was in fact all a lie? With the odds of your success low do you take yourself out of the game? Or do you rise up and take all that belongs to you? Even if it includes a husband and more power than you know what you do with? (very a/u, occ, slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,329 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 1/9/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.]
The Mad Scientist of Azkaban by Racke reviews
Pumpkins killing each other, extravagant masquerades in the honor of a merciless queen, abominations towards creation, and Dr Harry Potter. There's a lot of screaming coming from the Island of Azkaban tonight. WARNING! Crack, Horror, and gory imagery
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,287 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 137 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Complete
In Places Deep, Where Dark Things Sleep by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
[Thranduil/HP] Ten years later, and Harry wakes up in deep in the Mirkwood as the Elves begin their starlight festival. AU. Post-Hogwarts. Cross over. Master of Death!Harry. Language. The Hobbit spoilers. Soulmates. Terrible attempts at translating Elvish.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,886 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 1,472 - Updated: 5/16/2014 - Published: 1/15/2014 - [The Elven King of Mirkwood, Harry P.] Legolas G.
Death's Sullen Minion by Res CVX reviews
After defeating Voldemort for good, Harry never thought he'd have another task; least of all, one that involved working for the one who he had evaded on multiple occasions, Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,389 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 5/15/2014 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Harry P., Sam W., Dean W., Death
Not Reincarnation A second chance! by The Eternal Scribe reviews
Sent to another world by the flamboyant death and turned into a demon, Hadrian isn't sure what to make of his new life. But what one thing that he is certain of is that the bloody butler wouldn't leave him alone. Slash!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,770 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 1,631 - Updated: 5/13/2014 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Harry P., Sebastian M.
A little mischief never hurt anybody by CrowsAce reviews
Harry had won the war but at a terrible price, he is now the only person left in existence, with his friends and family all gone he takes his own life to join them and finally be at peace, however death has other plans for his master.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,370 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Nick F.
Master of Wood, Water and Hill by Karmic Acumen reviews
Bilbo Baggins wondered what Gandalf was thinking. Oh well, Bag End would sort him out. His house did NOT approve of vandalism, thank you very much. That rune carved into his door learned it personally. Besides, it served the wizard right for not heeding the rumors about Bilbo and the Old Forest.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 60,226 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 1,075 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Kili, Fili
Dragon's Bait by smart-blonde-the-oxymoron reviews
What's a poor girl to do? Accused of witchcraft and left as dragon's bait at the stake... nowhere to turn to and no one to turn to. Well. In that case, hurling rocks at Smaug the Stupendous to get him to eat you and end your misery seems like a BRILLIANT idea, right? Right! Smaug x OC
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,708 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 1/18/2014 - [Smaug, OC] - Complete
Avenging Harry Potter by Vampirezdarkgurl reviews
After defeating Voldemort, Harry thought he'd be free to live his life as he pleased...unfortunately the Ministry didn't agree. Drugged and captive on a Helicarrier belonging to S.H.I.E.L.D, Harry's only hope of escaping and living a life is the Avengers and their old nemesis Loki.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,744 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 1,600 - Follows: 1,835 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 1/1/2014 - [Harry P., Loki] - Complete
Destinies by Angelwarrior1 reviews
Dean Winchester is running from destiny. Harry Potter has accepted his. This somehow results in the pair ending up in an unlikely reality. Sam is there too. Slash. DW/HP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,220 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 7/4/2012 - [Harry P., Dean W.] Sam W.
Love Kills by darkestpowers-hp-46 reviews
Starts when Simon and Chloe kiss, but Liam and Ramon show up a little earlier than they did in the book, which provides one or two major difficulties on Simon's part. Rated T. R&R!
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,484 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Chloe S., Simon
Hi'i Palulukan by Levity Lirum reviews
When Harry and Sirius fall through the Veil, they find themselves in a place with poisonous air, wonderous neon plants and creatures, blue people and an oddly maternal panther-creature who won't leave Harry alone. Oh, and they have tails now, too.HxT.SxG
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 1,859 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Harry P., Tsu'tey
Eyes of Stone WIP by Keikokin reviews
While going through the vaults he owns, Harry discovers something else that can't be natural. Creature!Harry *WIP*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,202 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Lucius M.
Temptation by nymerias reviews
Alec Lightwood finds himself with an absurd, embarrassing and annoying crush on his new French teacher. AU/AH. Maybe lemons I don't know. Review?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,395 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B.
An Old Friend by uoduck reviews
The few weeks following the battle of New York, and as the Avengers come back together, they notice something amiss with their archer. They all notice the dark shadows under Clint's eyes, the pacing throughout the tower, the occasional nightmares even when he naps. Finally, Natasha calls in an old friend. Harry Potter/Clint Barton
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 257 - Published: 5/6/2014 - [Harry P., Hawkeye/Clint B.] - Complete
The Master of Evil by I. H. Scribe reviews
Harry Potter is raised by Maleficent as her apprentice and heir.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sleeping Beauty - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 241 - Published: 5/5/2014 - Harry P., Maleficent
The Snake and The Spider by Rain Seaker reviews
Harry left the wizarding world with one marketable skill and nothing else. In the cold of Russia he meets a young spider whose skills complement his own and a partnership develops.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,000 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 1,045 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R.
Of Angels And Men by ThePenguinofDeath reviews
Sam has always been fascinated by angels. Hidden away in their gated communities, he wanted nothing more than to just catch one more glimpse of one. But as he grew up and developed his passion, something happened that he could never have expected. Samifer AU. Contains wing!kink.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,065 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/3/2014 - [Sam W., Lucifer] Dean W., Gabriel - Complete
Return to the Barbaric World by Luiz4200 reviews
After a couple years in America, Harry Potter thought he'd never have to return to England. He was wrong. Sequel to "Barbaric World".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,469 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Fear of Falling by Hallucifer reviews
Cage!fic. In possibly the worst place in creation, with only a bitter and angry Michael still wearing Adam for company, Sam decides sticking with Lucifer is better than nothing. But with memories of what he learnt about Lucifer while his vessel in mind, Sam finds that maybe the devil's companionship is not as bad as it seems. Eventual Samifer.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,729 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Sam W., Lucifer - Complete
New Beginnings by DovahkiinGamer reviews
Sequel to New Starts. Harry is now back in his world, armed with his Pokemon and the Pokemon of his family. What awaits him back home? Who will stand beside him? Will he ever return? Why am I asking you all these questions? No pairings
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,398 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Not Your Typical Home by MidnightCharm18188 reviews
Crowley comes across Harry at the Dursley's being verbally and physically abused by his uncle. Crowley feels the need to save him and with the help of Gabriel, he manages to get the boy out and the two adopt and raise him together...but what happens when he goes to Hogwarts and everyone knows about him, his past, and his destiny to defeat Voldemort who may or may not be a demon...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,254 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 4/29/2014 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Harry P., Gabriel, Crowley
What do you want from me? by ChinaWolf reviews
Alec wants to be with Magnus forever, and needs to become immortal to do so. But Magnus isn't so keen on the idea... Rated M for lemons.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 46,949 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/29/2014 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Set in stone by sapphire rose 321 reviews
Briony stone is normal, for a Wolfblood! Her father has had enough of 'raising a monster' so has sent her to Garside Grange to live with the Mr Count. She soon finds herself falling for the Count's son and chosen one, Vlad Dracula, unkown to the both of them that Vampire's and Wolfbloods aren't as friendly as the two. I DO NOT OWN WOLFBLOOD OR YOUNG DRACULA, I ONLY OWN BRIONY STONE
Crossover - Young Dracula & Wolfblood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 15,476 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Vladimir D.
Apparently 'Off Duty' doesn't apply for the Boy-Who-Lived by cherryblossom1999 reviews
Take a holiday to New York, they said. It will be fun, they said. It'll be peaceful there, they said. Well, fuck this, Harry thought, dodging yet another one of those creepy ass alien hybrids.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,982 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 1,169 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 12/28/2013
From Far Away by Jagged Scars reviews
Harry has lost his reasons to stay in his own world. His magic takes him to a world called Middle Earth. He finds himself in new life and perhaps even a new family. HP/LOTR crossover, will be slash. Adopted from LacuStellar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,486 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 1,195 - Follows: 1,860 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Harry P.
Everything I do by Tiger Lily Roar reviews
(AU) ON HIATUS - As any parent will tell you, there is nothing they would not do for their child. Running from the sinister world that is Wizarding England, Lily Potter nee Evans has only one person she can trust to protect her son: His father. A very different Harry grows up with his genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist father.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 81,586 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 2,555 - Follows: 3,530 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 3/15/2014 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
The Myrmidons by Pretty Racing reviews
Slash. HarryDraco. Hagrid never had the chance to bring Harry to Dumbledore, instead he was given to the Aurors and raised in a secret training program. Now, when he should be starting his seventh year, he steps for the first time into Hogwarts...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,812 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 1,117 - Updated: 4/24/2014 - Published: 7/21/2005 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Roger D., Mandy B.
The Last of the Time Lords by Patronydoe77 reviews
The Face of Boe always said 'You Are Not Alone'. The Doctor didn't know what that meant or even when he would know. Until a unexpected stop in England. Hopefully this will become a full length epic story, starts with the Tenth Doctor.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,607 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 3/26/2012 - 10th Doctor, Harry P.
He Who Fights Monsters by wilfred the pickle reviews
Chance wouldn't call himself 'one of the good guys'. After all, he's slowly spiralling into insanity and depression - not exactly hero material. [ character study of chance from virals to exposure, chance & tory friendship, chance & madison friendship, rated t for slight language, massive spoilers for all four books ]
Virals - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,735 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2014 - Tory B., Chance C., Madison D. - Complete
Sorcery by debugger315 reviews
Harry Potter is getting a new job - something down in the Department of Mysteries. But something has to go wrong; what else would happen to Harry Potter, self-proclaimed chew-toy for the fates.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,190 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 1,373 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Harry P., Elsa
The Benefits of Pink Hair by little-lioness77 reviews
In his 6th year at Hogwarts, Draco has finally admitted to himself that he is gay…and content with hiding is feelings from the man he loves. But when an accident causes some room rearrangements, will Draco be able to continue to keep all his feeling hidden? (HarryxDraco)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,102 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Draco M., Harry P.
Animum Antiquum by Lady Aramis reviews
Voldemort's attack in Godric's Hollow did more than give Harry a lightning bolt scar and a broken soul fragment. What is released that night turns the fate of the Wizarding World upside-down and utterly shatters the prophecy. See how the world reacts to a Savior who is darker and more jaded than Voldemort himself! Rated M for violence and possible slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,468 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Harry P., Sebastian M.
Always Watching by Kal Shaka Mel reviews
Slender Man has a plan to enter the Magical World. We're all doomed. {Now just a oneshot. Sorry to those who wanted this to continue. Summery sucks, as usual, and the title may change.} I own nothing. Rated because.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Slender - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 47 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Price of Evil by nephilim1029
Dean, back from Hell for a month is having nightmares and hallucinations. Sam wants them to stop so he take African Dream Root. Sam walks through Dean's memories of Hell. Truths come out that have been buried and Sam stops the demon in Dean's head. When they wake, Dean jumps Sam and forces delayed orgasms on the both of them. The realize what they needed: the truth and each other.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,468 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Alastair - Complete
Hating Magnus by Malec-Obsessed-Fan reviews
AU/AH. Alec: Young budding actor rising to stardom. Magnus: Irresistibly hot, sexy and famous. Problem? They have to pretend to be lovers in an up-coming film, which would be fine and dandy, if they didn't hate each other's guts. Malec SLASH.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,330 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 4/17/2014 - Published: 6/7/2011 - [Alec L., Magnus B.]
The Right Parent by stelladelnordxd reviews
When Harry has a nightmare at Grimmauld Place, Sirius goes to comfort him, much to the dislike of Molly. The next day however, Molly inadvertently forces Harry to make a choice between her and Sirius as 'the right parent'. TWO-SHOT. Slight 'blink-and-you'll-miss-it' Molly bashing in first chapter. More in second chapter. Sirius/Harry bonding. THERE WILL BE A SEQUEL, GUYS.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,443 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 4/8/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Molly W. - Complete
Owls in the Impala by BatTitan reviews
The new hunter who has joined the Winchesters is, in Dean's words, "a weird little midget with a cool scar." A collection of oneshots that take place mostly during season 5 of Supernatural and after the seventh book of Harry Potter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 18,033 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 990 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Bound by Chamelaucium reviews
On his way back to the Blue Mountains from a meeting in Rivendell, Thorin is ambushed on the forest path. His would-be attacker is not at all what he expected, however - instead a poor and hungry hobbit looking to steal his food. Fortunately for Thorin, this hobbit makes a god damn awful thief.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,130 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 4/12/2014 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] - Complete
The World Changes by Asphodel22 reviews
Harry has made some changes in his life recently... Dark!Harry, Necromancer!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,156 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 4/6/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort
Dean's Day of Fun by romancelover42
Dean spends the entire day making Sam beg for orgasm and teasing him by fingering and toys and some sexual verbal teasing
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Dean W., Sam W.
Your Call Cannot Be Completed As Dialed by K.K. TiBal reviews
AU in which Castiel accidentally sends a text message to the wrong number and befriends the person at the other end of the line. However, accidents don't just happen accidentally, and sometimes two completely different people are exactly what the other needs. (Written by thebloggerbloggerfun & hesangelwithashotgun on tumblr)(Based on"A Finger Slip" by Pawtal)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 69,160 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Dean W., Castiel, Balthazar
One So Small by uoduck reviews
Harry remembers going towards the light then hearing someone say that his next life was a gift and he wouldn't ever need to fight. Ha! However, the people that he grew up around were small minded and thought that there should be no such thing as a hobbit with a penchant for weird things. So, he moves in with his childhood friend. This will be Harry/Thorin/Bilbo.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,847 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 11/3/2013 - [Harry P., Bilbo B., Thorin]
A Pale Hope Rises by arwenraven reviews
The final battle is over and there is nothing left. At his death Harry is taken into another world, into another war, but it is not him that the burden of this world rests upon. He is given a chance to live again, to have a family while at the same time bringing hope for those who must fight, and perhaps he may yet make the difference in this war. NO SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 104,729 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 2,171 - Follows: 2,908 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Harry P., Aragorn
Prince of the Crossroads by Chibi-Chan71 reviews
Story written from letter "Conner Crowley" from the supernatural rejection letters. Harry is adopted by our favorite Crossroads demon; Crowley. The outcome will change more then the wizarding world. Maybe even the Apocalypse itself.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,575 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 1,542 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Harry P., Crowley
Supernatural Rejection Letters by Chibi-Chan71 reviews
'Dear Mr. Potter. We are happy to inform you that you have been accepted to Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry.' ... Nope! Humor/Crack.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 6,891 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P.
The Dragon and The Prince by SamTheSlytherin reviews
HPDM Ron sends a letter he wasn't supposed to, Harry finally comes to his senses, and Draco and Harry become friends. It seems like things are moving fast, but Slytherin minds tend to work a bit different don't they? evil!Dumbledore, selective Weasley!bashing, Hermione!bashing, Slytherin!Harry, and mentor!Snape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
Taming Tori by ElesaryAyres reviews
Tori catches the eye of the new demon in town, who claims she's his fated Bride... post Reckoning, all rights to Kelley Armstrong.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,462 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Tori
His Companion Was The Grave by Sin Maxwell and Co reviews
The Apocalypse is nigh and the Master of Death is coming to play. Whatever will the Winchesters do with the beloved of Death? How will Lucifer combat this new foe from opposite field? SupernaturalHarryPotter, Death/Harry slash. Enjoy!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,908 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Harry P., Death
Beauty of a Full Moon by Ares.Granger reviews
"I do wonder how the magicals of Britain will react when they discover that the 'Boy-Who-Lived' is now the 'Wolf-That-Loves'." Hermione and Harry become werewolves with some surprising results. So surprising, in fact, that their world turns on its head. Takes place sixth year. Harry/Hermione, AU. I find this story hard to give a summary for...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,350 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 1/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Fenrir G., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
Gifted by AlyDarkAngelYanna reviews
Harry Potter was manipulated from the time he was born. Friends who're not really friends, a mentor who wanted more than was meant for him. His lineage taken from him, freedom bound by his so-called family. He's used to it, resigned to his fate but this last betrayal will show them who he really is. Tired of hiding behind his mask he will show the Wizarding World just who he is.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,987 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Poison by Shiyaki reviews
When the Company reaches Rivendell, the person greeting them isn't Lindir.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 157 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Harry P., Thorin - Complete
Seeing the truth by Egyptian Dreamer reviews
Harry was always reminded of how similar he was with Voldemort's former self and when he didn't, others somehow made sure to remind him. What he can't understand though is why? At least he's about to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,480 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
TMI Chat Room by LilliabellaMichelle reviews
The gang has recently learned how to use the Internet. Isabelle suggests that everyone speaks only on chat for as long as possible. What could possibly go wrong?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,074 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Clary F., Isabelle L., Jace W., Magnus B. - Complete
Alone by JuliaPossum reviews
Draco finds himself alone after a series of incidents that span out all through his life. Will he be able to accept the help offered from someone unexpected, or will he shove them away because of the fear that engulfs his heart? This story is currently on hold due to writers block.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,215 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
Wizards in Tights by TheSarcasticDeath reviews
When Fury and the Avengers need some new help, who better than the greatest wizards the magical society had ever seen? But can they all cope in the same house and keep the secrets of their world? HP/DM I own NOTHING !
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,532 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Captain America/Steve R.
Names by Aroudami reviews
Alec doesn't like the endearing term of their names combined into Malec, he wants it to be Alnus. Magnus is determined to prove to him that it can't be anything other then Malec.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,787 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
A week of torturous fun by romancelover42
Dean and John use Sam as their object of torturous fun including just fingering no fucking, and toys with hours of orgasm denial, dirty talk/tease
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,908 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., John W.
Just That Easy by Sinncity reviews
Dan keeps reminding himself that this is real. That Phil is really standing there right next to him. Phils smile can brighten his day and his absence can fill a room. Phil's hand brushes against his own, there's a pink tinge on his cheeks and suddenly there's no doubt in Dan's mind. Maybe thats the way it's meant to be, maybe it's that easy. Dan Howell/Phil Lester, M for a reason!
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/29/2014 - [Danisnotonfire, AmazingPhil] - Complete
Destiny by WereBunny87 reviews
One day the Doctor was called to a world in need of help. He wasn't supposed to fall for it's hero. WARNINGS INSIDE
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 101 - Published: 3/28/2014 - 10th Doctor, Harry P.
Chasing the Nightmares Away by stelladelnordxd reviews
Harry wakes up from a nightmare and goes to seek comfort from his godfather. Takes place in OOTP. Cross-posted to Ao3. Story is complete but the series is not.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/27/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Heaven and Hell by brittbbe reviews
Harry is the immortal son of Lucifer and Michael. He is kidnapped by Dumbledore at birth and given to the Potters to be the wizarding worlds savior. He finds out and leaves for America, this is how he changed his destiny.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,360 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Harry P., Castiel
Heir to the Throne by Kaya Winn reviews
Harry Potter has never known the truth, now he does. with his life on the line, can Harry survive when everything he has ever known has been tossed upside down and inside out? with a new lover, a new family, new freinds, new enemies and a new prophecy, can Harry fix the problems in his life, or will he succumb to the Real Dark Lord? HP/DM NL/LL RW/BZ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 42 - Words: 139,001 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 5/26/2010 - [Harry P., Draco M.]
Confidunt Est Caritas by thelyssymarie reviews
Destiel HS AU wing!kink
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Dean W., Castiel, Gabriel, Balthazar - Complete
In My Youth by Individual Narrative reviews
When Harry accidentally became Master of Death, he had no idea it would get him into this level of trouble. A few years into his sabbatical (read: avoiding everyone) for self-improvement, Harry meets Castiel. He should have known that being friends with an angel was tempting his luck too much. But he couldn't help it! You try to resist those big, blue eyes. Eventual Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,979 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 1,208 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 1/12/2013 - [Harry P., Castiel]
Sirius's Howler by Silverswaninthemoonlight reviews
What if, in an alternate timeline It was James who died to protect Harry, causing the Protection charm to bind to Lupin and Sirius, who raised Harry together? What would happen when they learned that in his second year, he had flown a car to school? What kind of howler would they send? Also inspired by a post I saw on ifunny. Please read and review. I own ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Policemen and the Pies by I. H. Scribe reviews
You'd think after the first time, Donovan and Anderson would learn not to insult Sherlock in front of his neighbors. Side-story to The Evils of Pie.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 192 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Harry P., DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan, Anderson
Serial Killers in Training by Cheeky-Chick1only reviews
"Professor why are you teaching us how to get rid of dead bodies?"
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
oh yeah, I'm dead, how about you? by The Huntress of the Night reviews
I'm dead. No, really I got hit by a bus but that was years ago and do you know what? Being dead isn't that bad. I mean it's nice better than before. Until he came along of course. It's always a guy. He thought I was living and I know he was undead but he doesn't know that i know and does he really have to? I mean he maybe a vampire but it's like he can suck me dry, I am dead. ;)
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,776 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 5/9/2013
Early Retirement by Secondary Luminescence reviews
Ten years into her peaceful life in New York City, Cathryn Potter is found. Willing to do almost anything to stay hidden from the world she left behind after discovering her immortality, she finds herself working alongside god and mortal alike in an effort to protect the world from alien invasion. Fem!Harry, some adult themes, swearing, and mention of suicide
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,073 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 1,150 - Follows: 584 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wizard's Oath by Forestwytch reviews
Summer before 3rd Year, Harry is stuck at Privet Drive with his abusive relatives. His battle to stay sane is interupted by the arrival of the Potion's Master. Rated M for mature content child abuse/non con
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 69,029 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 1,041 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Succor by Lizzy Pheonix reviews
Castiel was recalled to heaven after becoming too invested in his first charge. He was kept in heaven for ten years unable to even look upon the earth before he was considered reformed enough to return and watch over Dean Winchester. Harry/Castiel Slash MOD
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,659 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 880 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Harry P., Castiel
Protective by Kyrza E. Green reviews
A Loki is Harry story. When the Avengers find out where Loki is, they want to retrieve him immediately. Unfortunately for them, Loki's friends, acquaintances, fan girls, and even enemies are a bit protective of him.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 238 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Rise of the Dark Lord by A Redheaded Devil reviews
Voldemort is back- and his spies are everywhere. A young man takes the mark of murder and infiltrates Hogwarts under no orders but his own. What are his true aims? And how will the Golden Trio react to the knowledge that one of their friends is a traitor?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 3/10/2014
The Wizard by The Dutchman reviews
Harry and Luna find themselves in Middle Earth. Set in the time of The Hobbit. Rated T for some language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,186 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Harry P.
Loki's Revenge or How Harry became a Friend and More to the Norse God by uoduck reviews
Part 3 of "Harry Potter and the Avengers". Harry is flown to the facility in Maine. He discovers that it is very boring being a shield agent. Though that changes when a certain black haired god comes through the tesseract. A very familiar god. This is Harry/Loki.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,052 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 7/10/2013 - [Harry P., Loki] - Complete
Barricating the door will help by phancellent
According to PJ, Dan and Phil love each other. They only need his help to admit it and PJ has the perfect plan.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2014 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire, Kickthepj - Complete
Unconventionality by RikoJasmine reviews
Separated from their family after a caravan attack, Fíli and Kíli are found by a nomadic elf in the dangerous wilds of Middle Earth. Gaeldúath is not a conventional elf by any means, as most elves would never take in lost dwarrowlings as their own, but his strangeness goes a bit beyond what one can see at first glance. Master of Death, Elf!Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,853 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 1,391 - Published: 3/15/2014 - Harry P., Fili, Kili
The angel with the killing curse eyes by Nox Gold reviews
Once there was 5 but one disappeared *cough died but came back cause he's a bad ass cough* and became 4. Now the 5th archangel has returned and as smart people know YOU DON'T F*** WITH DEATH... well unless you have a death wish. *Re-writing this cause I don't like some parts. No longer slash*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,279 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Harry P., Gabriel - Complete
How Harry Became An Avenger by uoduck reviews
Part 1 of "Harry Potter and the Avengers". After the war, Harry is working as a healer. He's been working in St. Mungo's for 7 years now and needs a change of scenery. The place/choice he picks has some pretty interesting consequences and some intriguing neighbors.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,357 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 1,110 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Brillance of deduction by Fluffy-luvr reviews
They enjoy solving mysteries, he just wanted to be alone. When they find him beaten and in danger of losing his life what will he do? Harry/? no pairings so far. May be SLASH later on if pairing is decided WARNING!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock Holmes
Not So Strange Bedfellows by Starjargon reviews
Ten, Eleven, and River have to share a bed, and each at different points have trouble sleeping. Here is how each of them react to restlessness, and how they all deal with it. One- shot so far. T for River flirting.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/13/2014 - [River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor] 10th Doctor - Complete
A Date With Death('s Master) by I. H. Scribe reviews
Death insists Dean go out on a date with his Master in return for his ring.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 245 - Published: 3/13/2014 - [Harry P., Dean W.] Death - Complete
Mate by Mac12211 reviews
Chloe is two supernatural races making her a freak.When her dad gets her into an all supernatural school where no one knows her secret she's thrilled, even more so when she finds her mate.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/13/2014 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Chloe S., Derek S.
Afterward by KitTales95 reviews
Post TR. Things are finally settling down and everyone feels safe. However when Kit discovers something life threatening to Chloe, Derek must face a life or death decision. Rated M for later chapters. Some characters may be OOC.
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,247 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Chloe S., Derek S.
Angel On My Shoulder by SoulMalady reviews
Harry has found himself in a pickle... He's nearly dead. Then an angel walks into his hospital room, wanting to watch him die. Stranger things have happened to him, so who is he to judge? Chapter 26: Here Goes Nothing
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,717 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 1,250 - Updated: 3/10/2014 - Published: 9/29/2013 - [Harry P., Castiel]
The Most Important Meal of the Day by Angela M reviews
Hermione is frustrated that Post-Voldemort Hogwarts hasn't changed it's DADA hiring policy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Hermione G., Minerva M., Loki - Complete
Bilbo Baggins and the Three Durins by Asagi Tsuki reviews
The end of their journey coincides with the start of winter, and Thorin's Company learns something new about hobbits (or the one in which hobbits hibernate and the Durins have a cuddling schedule)
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Fili, Kili - Complete
Cwn Annwn by HauntedApple reviews
When Harry becomes something condemned to death he is forced on the run. What happens when he is offered sanctuary at a school for mutants? HarryxLogan, SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,559 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 1,266 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Harry P., Logan/Wolverine
The Dark Angel by Namikazekamui reviews
The Remake of The Evil Angel! What if Lucifer isn't like what the angels told the Winchesters? What if he doesn't hate humanity like in the past and that because of a little human boy? How much change will come to the Heaven, Hell, and the wizarding world with Lucifer raises Harry Potter like his own little sibling? YAOI! UNBETAED!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,675 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 1/5/2014 - [Lucifer, Castiel] Harry P.
Marauders: Year Two by kazoquel4 reviews
The Marauders are back for their second year at Hogwarts and ready for another year of homework, pranks, and Quidditch. But with James, Sirius, and Peter growing more suspicious each month, how long will Remus be able to keep his 'furry little secret? Sequel to Marauders: Year One.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,577 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 3/6/2014 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P.
Potential by Diaphanous reviews
Agent Coulson writes a report about a new power SHIELD is eyeing. Barton is just there for inserting witty comments. Well, he thinks they're witty anyway. *a non-linear, but related series of drabbles/shorts about an agent and a demi-god*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,508 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 957 - Updated: 3/6/2014 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Harry P., Agent Phil Coulson
The Detective and the Master of Death by I. H. Scribe reviews
Sherlock's plan goes wrong and he meets the Master of Death, who's a little annoyed at being locked in a casket by death, again.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 197 - Published: 3/5/2014 - Harry P., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Evils of Pie by I. H. Scribe reviews
Sherlock gets a surprise when he goes snooping in the new neighbor's apartment.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,523 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Harry P., Sherlock H.
Human - Phan by isthisjustphantasy reviews
Phan (with a little kickthestickz) dan's POV - college au. Dan is a dancer, but it is his best kept secret. Moving to a new college results in new friends, new hobbies and a new outlook in life. A series of strange and seemingly unconnected events unfold that all seem to link back to Dan's mysterious new boyfriend!11!one! ETCETERA phan isn't real, generic plea for reviews
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 80,357 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 5/29/2013 - [AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire] [Kickthepj, Crabstickz] - Complete
Puzzle Pieces Phan by mystoriesaresecret reviews
Phil admires the little ways that he and Dan fit together.
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2014 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Wibbly-wobbly, Timey-wimey by Pir8grl reviews
A few scenes from The Day of the Doctor, rewritten to include the Ninth Doctor. AU
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/1/2014 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor, 9th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
Aphelion by Svren reviews
AU. What cannot remain dead will never cease to be, so the elves really shouldn't be surprised when one of their enigmatic gods fall from the sky. The Master of Death, after all, has never adhered to anything so plebeian. Life for the Fellowship is bound to be interesting with him around. Immortal!Mandos!Harry -Undergoing Revision-
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 1,497 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Harry P.
Changeling by romantiscue reviews
Feeling like he and his friends have drifted apart, Harry makes the choice to start over somewhere new. He should have known that even in another world, trouble would still find him; this time in the form of a strange detective. Deaged!Genius!ESP!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,183 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 3,773 - Follows: 4,581 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Harry P., L
Friends Like These by FalconLux reviews
"You've heard the expression 'not if we were the last two people on Earth' or some variation thereof. Well, if you've ever used it, let me give you a piece of advice. You would. Whatever you swore not to do in those circumstances. You would. Trust me. I've been there." – HPLV brief mention of slash but not shippy - ONESHOT - WARNING for strong LANGUAGE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/27/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
It's Not Much by Nymphadora Potter reviews
Walking to the bus stop after his latest job interview, R.J. Lupin notices a young boy running from a gang of bullies. Father/son (Moving to AO3, check last chapter for details)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Harry P., Remus L.
Harry Potter and The League of Shadows: Rewritten by Everlasting Loyalty reviews
Have started rewriting this ad how Harry Potter, or should I say Orion Black is being brought up the Pureblood way by Sirius Black and his family. Good Voldemort? Dark, Political and gradually a powerful Harry! Manipulative Dumbledore. Eventual HP/DG/FD. Whole Story Re edited. I suggest you start reading it again due to massive changes. Read A.N at the beginning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 80,349 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Harry P., Daphne G., Fleur D., Blaise Z.
Golden Eyes by williamsangel88 reviews
At the final battle within the Ministry, Voldemort chooses to play a little while longer with Harry before disposing of him. Dumbledore arrives too late and witnesses how his Golden Boy is pulled back towards the Death Chambers within the Department of Mystery's. Thrown through the Veil changed Harry but also gave him a new chance at life.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 309 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Harry P., Undertaker
Diaries of the Dark by LadyAntheia reviews
Harry receives strange books from the late Dark Lord and discovers some untold truths about his world. Those discoveries will change everything everyone knew. LV/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,535 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 2/18/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
School Life For SuperPowers by ReadingIsMyHeart reviews
Derek, Chloe, Simon and Tori have to attend Jefferson High...
Darkest Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,521 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Chloe S., Derek S., Simon, Tori
Runaway by ReaperJay reviews
Harry is betrayed by the ones he calls friends, he follows a killer into the woods, falls in love with a faceless man, makes friends with the most unlikely of people and plays Mother to children. His life couldn't get much better.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Slender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 90 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Harry P.
Two's a Crowd: The Blood Stone by Writing Therapist reviews
Harry's double life gets even more complicated, and a hell of a lot more interesting, when he has to start attending Hogwarts. Will he drive everyone else insane or will the school make HIM sane? Follow up to Two's a Crowd: The Beginning
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,398 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 1,775 - Follows: 2,077 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
All That Remains by WinterSky101 reviews
Magnus liked old things. After spending a day antiquing with him, Alec thought he understood why. Magnus/Alec.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2014 - [Alec L., Magnus B.] - Complete
Little Red by Snarky reviews
A certain Shinigami is felling bereft one night, then while on the job comes across a brilliant idea to solve all his boredom and loneliness. Thus an unsuspecting world is introduced to a rather odd turn on its head. rated for just in case, contains Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,619 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Harry P., Grell S.
Blood and Each Other by Tiki Rane Gobell reviews
The group comes across an interesting inmate at the prison. Is he just insane or does magic really exist? DD/HP Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,139 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Harry P., Daryl D.
Fire And Ice by Eirenei reviews
He was tortured by the Dark side. The Light side betrayed him. Now, he is back, but not alone.Watch out, Wizarding World, because two butlers from Hell are pissed. This is SLASH, don't like, don't read! The beginning of the story is up!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 71,977 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 2,027 - Follows: 2,546 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Harry P., Sebastian M., Claude F.
Falling Rain by pococo reviews
His name was Edmund Pevensie and that was not always his name. . Ever since he was a young child he could tell he was different then the rest of his family. Things happened around him. Once upon a time his name was Harry Potter...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Harry P., Edmund Pevensie
Hazy Shades of Summer by Chamelaucium reviews
" 'You don't know...' 'Don't know what, burglar.' Bilbo's shoulders shook in suppressed mirth. 'You didn't... You didn't hear about hobbits,' he said. 'I don't believe there's much to hear.' " Of course, that is where Thorin Oakenshield was completely wrong. In which Bilbo's eyes are intriguing and Thorin is, as usual, the last one to hear about these things.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,253 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/16/2014 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] - Complete
Outlawed by CaptainAssmericaInTights reviews
Twelve-year-old Harry Potter had his life changed when he learned he was a wizard. And now his world is about to turn upside down again as his true parentage is revealed. With his list of enemies gradually growing, life is constantly on the line. Because apparently he's the son of Bellatrix Lestrange and Loki Laufyson. -Post Iron Man 3 and during Chamber of Secrets-
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,454 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 935 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Loki, Captain America/Steve R.
After The War by Kya Katz reviews
After the war, Harry locks himself up in Grimauld Place, and then learns from Lucius Malfoy his true heritage, and who he and his real friends are. Dark!Harry, Father!Tom, Caring!Tom, Dumbledore Bashing, Ron Bashing. Will end up being Harry/OC (m/m)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 100 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Harry P., Lucius M., Tom R. Jr., OC
Our Meeting (Phan) by meowimhannah reviews
Phil and Dan meeting for the first time in their relationship. Phan fluff! (Valentine's Day fic for NeverlandNat!)
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2014 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Proud To Have a Witch in the Family by Lucillia reviews
Even if Lily's parents had survived the war, Dumbledore wouldn't have given Harry to them for the very same reason that the Evanses had been proud to have a witch in the family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 110 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
How I met Undertaker part II by green wolve reviews
I am back! Sorry but I am not good at summaries! rated M because I am paranoid. Sequel to How I Met Undertaker. Dumbledore bashing and slight Weasley bashing...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,371 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Harry P., Undertaker
The Final Hiding Place by Paimpont reviews
Left alone with Dudley's computer, Harry googles "Tom Marvolo Riddle" on a whim. Perhaps he shouldn't have done that... HP/TR romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,125 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 1,516 - Follows: 2,499 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Hunter by sakurademonalchemist reviews
After a bad camping trip that left Vernon and Dudley dead because of a Wendigo, Harry decides on his chosen career path as a Hunter. There's just one small catch...he has to survive his fifth year long enough to escape Britain! With the help of a mischievous god, a pair of no-good twins, and the help of his friend will Hogwarts survive him? Brotherly!Loki/Gabriel
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,802 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 1,537 - Follows: 1,098 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Harry P., Gabriel - Complete
Falling into Place by Nonsense-Nosense reviews
Harry is sent to the past and discovers betrayal - and friendship- where he least expects it. Better summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 2/12/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., OC, Orion B.
Nightmare Child by Kage kioku aji tenshi reviews
Harry never truly fear what dwelled in darkness, his entire life was filled with fear and his dreams were always nightmares of a highpitched laugh and a horrible green light, so when the man come out from under his bed he knows that this is the Nightmare King, all Pitch Black knows is that this child, this three year old is his only believer, his last dark light.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,064 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 63 - Published: 2/10/2014 - Harry P., Bunnymund, Jamie, Pitch - Complete
Harry Winchester by Magster1102 reviews
What would have happened if the summer befor third year Harry got a letter from his dead mother explaining that James wasn't his father? What would happen if John Winchester just so happened to be his real dad? What are Sam and Dean going to do when they find Harry at Ellen's roadhouse? This is going to be one exciting year! Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or Supernatural!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,727 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter: Jotun, Aesir, Wizard by T-TrainOrTurkeyT reviews
Loki had another daughter - too recently to appear in mythology. Now Harry is discovering his Asgardian and Jotun heritage. Will Harry be able to recognize his true potential as he discovers the family he never had? Features powerful and Jotun Harry and contains bashing of MW, RW, AD and maybe GW, too, IDK yet. Pairings: HP/HG, NL/LL, TS/PP, NR/CB, TO/JF
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,548 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Harry P., Loki
Meeting the Master of Death by icecoldfairy reviews
Sam and Dean stumble across the Master of Death, and find that he's not quite what they expected. Now a series of one-shots/drabbles.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,929 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Harry P., Sam W., Dean W.
The Science of Magic by Alliekat9 reviews
Harry and Hermione move to 221b in order to escape the scrutiny of the Wizarding World and The Weasley's betrayal. There they meet a certain detective and his blogger.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 227 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sherlock H., John W.
Freak Like Me by black.k.kat reviews
A bout of accidental magic takes Harry Potter, all of six, to Munich Circus. There he meets a boy with blue skin and a similar talent. Freaks stick together, right? COMPLETE.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,997 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 139 - Published: 2/1/2014 - [Harry P., Nightcrawler] - Complete
Transitioning by TheSlytherin3 reviews
The summer of 7th year Harry snaps and kills he relatives after an attempted rape. Now in the courtroom with the dementors approaching, Voldemort comes to the rescue. Dark!Harry Bad!DarkSide. no beta - I apologize!-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,201 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 12/26/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Harry of the Phantomhive Family by wolf-shinigami reviews
Sold at a young age. Harry ends up in a cage with Ciel Phantomhive. What happens next. and what will happen when he goes to Hogwarts in his own time? unsure on the pairings. Rated for safety and maybe future pairings
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,193 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Harry P., Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Badass Clary by coco22201 reviews
So what if Clary was raised and trained by Valentine. She believes everything that Valentine has every said, until on a mission she meets a certain golden boy who starts to tell her otherwise. Fluff, Clace, some malec, and the occasional Izzy/Simon :
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,505 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Jace W., Clary F.
A (Partial) Guide to Surviving Middle Earth by Lucillia reviews
So, you've landed in Middle-Earth. Now that you're there, here's a couple of tips for surviving beyond your first few hours.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Complete
the summoning, new beggining by ONCE.boy.UPON.meet.A.girl.TIME reviews
what if in the very beginning Chloe Saunders wasn't a nervous necromancer but a strong and protective vampire who new what she is doing. Chloe tries to keep her secret to herself but will Derek and the group find out in the end. And how will she act when she thinks she is a monster?
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,472 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Chloe S., Derek S., Simon, Tori
Rhododendrons by black.k.kat reviews
Agent Harry Potter is a menace, Logan's sure of it. It doesn't matter that he's absolutely charming, or that he smells like almonds. So does cyanide. COMPLETE.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,639 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 239 - Published: 1/29/2014 - [Harry P., Logan/Wolverine] - Complete
Falling by black.k.kat reviews
With Time Turners twisting in his blood, Harry falls through whens and wheres, adrift in time. Then one night, in a smoky New Orleans bar, he finds something—someone—who just might be able to hold him. But things can never be so simple, not with mutants fighting to live, and certainly not with the Deathly Hallows finally choosing a master. COMPLETE.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,802 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 273 - Published: 1/29/2014 - [Harry P., Gambit, Logan/Wolverine] - Complete
Growing up with Luci by NeutralShooter reviews
Lucifer is suddenly in charge of our favorite little archangel, Gabriel. Was his father off his rocker or is Lucifer the right person to raise the tiny fledgling? Read and find out! Fluffness inside. Big brother Lucifer and little Gabriel.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,195 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Lucifer, Gabriel, Michael, Raphael - Complete
Great Minds Think Alike by Kefalion reviews
This story deals with a version of Harry Potter that is absolutely brilliant, comparable with Sherlock, and what happens when he moves into one of the flats at 221 Baker Street.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,342 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 975 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W.
It was an accident! by BrandyGold reviews
Written for the bottom!Steve exchange on tumblr. Steve comes across a "personal video" when borrowing Tony's laptop. Rated M for language and content. Fluff but mostly smut. First time/virgin Steve. Toys, bondage, orgasm denial, all that fun stuff. Enjoy the Stony sex!
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,655 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Immortal Games by Orange Acrylic Paint reviews
Albus, Harry, and Voldemort are really immortals who like to be amused, thus the creation of Voldemort's reign of evil and Albus, along with Harry, make it a game to collect followers to try and stop him. After the war they move to Forks, wanting to relax
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,799 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 1,210 - Updated: 1/24/2014 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Harry P., Jasper
Fanboy by derpette-Waffle reviews
He wasn't special. He was just Dan, and just Dan wasn't good enough for amazing Phil. - Dan's POV
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,200 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 1/14/2014 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Mad as a Hatter by Sidena reviews
To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. So where would the Hatter be in Death?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,100 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Harry P., Mad Hatter/Hatta
Breaking Free by mischiefmanaged0116 reviews
"Harry, If you need help escaping Dumbledore, contact Dr. Bruce Banner. He's a muggle, but he's very...special. Send him an owl; he knows all about our world, and he can tell you more details than what's in this letter. I trust him with my life. He has already promised to help you should you need it. So accept his help; you don't have to do everything alone."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,673 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 1,143 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
Trouble Finds Him by Lunabell Marauder Knyte reviews
While working in the Ministry as Head Auror Harry intervenes during a raid in the Time Chamber.The attackers are after The Sands of Time.Harry rescues the object but when hit with the killing curse while holding the ancient object Harry is teleported to another time...to another world.He wakes up in 1940 New York and meets Howard Stark,and goes down with the ship just like Steve...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,528 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 2,744 - Follows: 4,082 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Harry P.
Different by Magnus Glitter Bane Alec reviews
Alec moves out so he can hide his true self more easily. So he can keep his secrets to himself and live a life that he always planned to. But what happens when he has a neighbor who lives differently then Alec is used to. What happens when they meet and his word suddenly turns upside down? Will he let this flamboyant party boy crash into his life and change everything? AU/AH
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 38,159 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 7/22/2013 - [Magnus B., Alec L.] - Complete
Gettin' Real Tired Of Your Shit, Balthazar by TheEndsongAbyssXV reviews
A misunderstanding can either be good or bad. And Balthazar, the troll he is, knows this. But that doesn't stop him from saying something he probably shouldn't have. (Spoilers for S6E17: My Heart Will Go On) [Contains Destiel].
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2014 - Dean W., Castiel, Balthazar - Complete
Pack Mentality by LadyLombax reviews
Or why the Wizarding World doesn't know everything about werewolves and neither does Remus. Therefore when things change in POA, Harry is left to deal with the werewolf and everyone is left confused except Moony.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 52 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Blood Doesn't Make Family by MusicDefinesUsAll reviews
On his own one night, Crowley discovers a house where he hears a child being abused by his family. He takes the kid in and adopts him as his own son. The child: Harry Potter before he gets his Hogwarts letter. This is a story of him growing up with Crowley as his father and all the obstacles that come with becoming half demon; along with also being a wizard. (Not a romance story.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,826 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 1,504 - Follows: 2,219 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Harry P., Crowley, Gabriel
Death's Master by ChildOfBalance reviews
Harry knew he was different. He held the power to call Death to his side in an instant since he was very little. One-shot! Told from other people's point of view! Year One to Seven! No pairings!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 151 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
A Long Night by Chamelaucium reviews
Part 2 of the "Quite, Quite Scandalous" series. In which Thorin discovers the worst part about camping: sleeping in proximity to his companions. Except Thorin's not doing much sleeping.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/7/2014 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] - Complete
A Cold Bath or Three by Chamelaucium reviews
Part 1 of the "Quite, Quite Scandalous" series. In which Bilbo's clothing is completely inappropriate for the company he's keeping and Thorin can't help but notice.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/6/2014 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] - Complete
Unnaturally Bare by Hazardous Cove reviews
It has come to the company's observation that their burglar doesn't own a pair of boots.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Bilbo B., Fili, Ori, Kili - Complete
NewLife by moonlitcat reviews
Harry was betrayed when he became a hybrid. Sentenced to the veil what happens? Will his life end, or something else? SLASH!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Harry P.
The Usual? by holysmokesphan reviews
Dan goes into the coffee shop almost every day to use the wifi and Phil, the bartender, is always there.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2014 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Harry Potter, the Boy-Who-Could-Speak-to-Pokemon by DarkScales reviews
What if Harry's twin brother Chris was mistaken as the BWL, and their parents survived? What if Harry was shipped off to the Dursleys, who abused him? What if he was found by Mewtwo, who took him to the World of Pokemon to be raised in safety? What if the fates of the Wizarding World and the World of Pokemon were linked, and those realms were once one and the same? What if?
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,263 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Jurisdictional Issues by I. H. Scribe reviews
Someone else comes to claim Dean's soul at the beginning of Season 2.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 105 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Harry P., Dean W., Tessa - Complete
Unlikely Places by Eclipse Wing reviews
So the cage opens and Sam discovers that he is actually Lucifer. Now he has to dodge the other angels, the demons, try not to destroy the world and somehow work out how he's going to explain this all to Dean. Turns out it might be easier that he thinks. AU Season 5
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,709 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Lucifer, Michael - Complete
We're Stronger Together by boysinbooks13 reviews
A Phan story that involves Danisnotonfire and Amazingphil. Dan is crushing on Phil and now Phil knows about it. Could get steamy later on. Rated M.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 18,436 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 7/21/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
That Crazy Nut of a Teacher by LoliBat reviews
Twenty-eight year old Lord Harry James Potter-Black really didn't know how he was brilliant enough to take the business world by storm but be stupid enough to get roped into teaching rich brats for a year. Well, at least the Weasley twins weren't there.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 76,049 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 1,597 - Follows: 2,007 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Harry P.
Sleeping beauty by phangirl132 reviews
My first fanfiction, Phan fluff. Dan has feelings for Phil and is going to come out to his family, he returns to the flat to find Phil a little too concerned.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,134 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/12/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
The Marauders' Notes by Esin of Sardis reviews
"Mr. Moony wishes to remind Mr. Padfoot and Mr. Prongs what happened last time they were passing notes in class." Four Marauders, four pieces of bewitched parchment, and a whole schedule of boring classes to fill with something more interesting! 6th and 7th year James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter's version of paying attention doesn't involve much actual attention.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 47 - Words: 48,309 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
The Elder Master Baggins by Kage kioku aji tenshi reviews
I stole my own prompt...Again. From Prompts Chpt1#7. When Belladonna came back over the Misty Mountains on her way back to the Shire she found a Child, one that would become hers in all but blood. Bilbo knew that his brother liked adventures, much like his mother had, and he spent much of the year going on adventures, he never expected that his mother had found him on one of hers
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,175 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 89 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Harry P., Thorin, Bilbo B., Dwalin - Complete
Dan and Phil Fragments by Fanficgirlie reviews
Just some Phil and Dan friendship stuff. I couldn't find any so I wrote some... hope you like it! (sorry, I suck at summaries... :/)
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 14,312 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 6/10/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
Know Your Mage by Piece Bot reviews
Fred and George have decided to run a show. A show which involves different wizards and witches being insulted for the audience's entertainment. Let the hilarity commence! There's something about needing soup as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 14,799 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 7/23/2013 - George W., Luna L., Fred W.
The New Babysitter by pikachumomma reviews
Clint's husband is back from his mission to take on the role of the Avenger's Handler. Being the savior of the Wizarding World and a top Shield agent this should be easy...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,642 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 1,398 - Follows: 2,010 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Harry P., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Ice Cream Cravings by CupCaKe34 reviews
It all started when I craved the texture of smooth chocolate ice cream melting on my tongue. His silver hair framed his face as he looked down at me and said one word that took away all of my power. "Sleep." And I had no choice. So I did. Me? Now kidnapped.
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 98,891 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 7/31/2012
The Mistaken Path by savya398 reviews
A scandalous affair between two unlikely individuals leads the wizarding world down a darker and more destructive path.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 81 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Harry P., Lucius M., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Murders of the Wizarding Sort by GINGERWEASLEY2 reviews
"I'm looking for Sherlock Holmes, is he home?" London is plagued by mysterious murders where the victims seem to just die, no cause of death or anything. Sherlock and John are stuck. Then an old acquaintance comes asking for help but first she and the famous Harry Potter must tell the Consulting Detective about a completely different world right in the heart of his favorite city.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,542 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Harry P., OC, Sherlock H., John W.
Dear My Closest Friend by BlackAndExpensive reviews
And with that, the brown haired boy walked away. Leaving Phil on his bed to cry his heart out. All Phil needed was a friend that night. Not any friend... He needed Dan.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
The Hobbit: The Unexpected Wizard by uoduck reviews
Voldemort shoots an unknown curse at Harry in the final battle, which transports him to an entirely new universe. This story will likely be slash, of the Thorin/Bilbo kind. This will also be Fili/Kili/Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,390 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - [Harry P., Kili, Fili] - Complete
Harry Addams by Savy13 reviews
The Addams Family gets a new member.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,991 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 1,713 - Follows: 2,146 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Harry P.
The Artificer by OlorinTheMaiar reviews
Harry Potter, Master of Death and creator of magical artifacts, is drafted to help recover one of his creations, the Tesserract
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,749 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 2,163 - Follows: 3,163 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Harry P.
The Face in the Mirror by betawho reviews
What was the War Doctor thinking when he met his future selves?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/10/2013 - War Doctor, 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor - Complete
I Am Without A Voice by Anni12 reviews
And suddenly I just knew. I was falling for him. I was falling hard for him. No—no… that didn't cover the feelings that sprouted in my chest as we stood there together. And as I thought about it, the more I was certain. I loved him. And he could never love me back.
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 38 - Words: 179,121 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Complete
Hocus Pocus by Asumi-Blood-Wings reviews
Harry, worn out with the wizarding world escapes to America for some much needed rest. Unfortunately his tranquil life is thrown into a curve when he bumps into the Winchester brothers on a hunt and he's soon sucked into their rather hectic lifestyle. Set during season 3 of spn and after Deathly Hallows for HP. Pairing to be decided at a later date.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 155 - Published: 12/7/2013
What's It Like? by Crocochoo reviews
Fem!Bilbo has synesthesia. Sounds are like touches for her. She learnt to live with it... and then Gandalf invited her on an adventure in the company of dwarves. Their voices torture her, especially the majestic voices of the Durin line, which inflames her to no end. Originally written for The Hobbit Kink Meme.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 118,558 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fili, Kili
Taste Me Like Champagne by blackdragonsghost reviews
For HigherMagic. AU; Dean walks in on Michael, Lucifer, Gabriel, Castiel, Balthazar, Inias, and Samandriel while they're all rather compromised. The angels are only too happy to invite him in. Lots of angelic polyamory, orgy, flock!fic, smutty but also happy and tender with lots of healthy loving relationships (hence AU). Minor mentions of Crobby. Possibility for a sequel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,494 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Dean W., Castiel, Gabriel, Lucifer - Complete
A New Life in a New World by Lacus01 reviews
Harry and Luna are the only survivors of the Battle of Hogwarts and make a wish to start over and be happy. The Valar hear the wish and send them to Arda as children where Bilbo takes them in and adopts them. The Company comes looking for a Burglar, only to wind up with 3. No one expected to find love on the journey. M/M, M/F/M, mpreg. Thorin/Bilbo, Bofur/Harry, Fili/Luna/Kili
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,198 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Harry P., Bilbo B.
Making You Mine by Justine Samulet Delarge reviews
Commission for masja17: "I like the boys to switch, orgasm denial, exhibition, show the world how much they love each-other. Spanking is also allowed."
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,423 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Eyes in the Sky by svc16105 reviews
They knew there were people watching them on the ground...but they never thought they'd be watched from the sky.
Virals - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,841 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Tory B., Ben B., Shelton D., Hi S.
A Perfect Match by Chamelaucium reviews
Bilbo tries his hand at match-making. What he doesn't expect is to find *his* perfect match in the process... Thilbo and Dwori as a side pairing; Lots of fluff. Also I should probably mention... it's VERY slow-build. Pain-stakingly so. *Now Complete.*
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,280 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 11/10/2013 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] [Dwalin, Ori] - Complete
Life, My Battlefield by That Person1234567890 reviews
Just the typical Max gets pregnant, Fang has a sister, Dylan's a pest, OC filled, action packed story full of fights, betrayal, death, and plenty of questions to keep you on your toes. Who will survive? Who will fight? And most importantly, who will live to take another breath, because sometimes "I want to live life, and on other occasions I just want it to end…"
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 75 - Words: 118,915 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 4/19/2013 - OC - Complete
Potter Bewitched by Kenny0208 reviews
Harry and the Dursleys are in for a surprise when one of Vernon's relatives brings his wife, Samantha, to dinner.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bewitched - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,936 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Harry P.
A Change of Events by TrueheartAlpha reviews
Harry finds out some shocking news from a letter. What does Snape have to do with it and will he help? Dumbledore Bashing! DM/HP Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S.
Here Comes The Dealers by ArizonaDreamParis reviews
"Out of the fire, back into the frying pan." Or, both of their returns. How they meet again. Part 2 of the Humanity 'Verse.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,290 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Harry P., Dean W., Castiel, Bobby S. - Complete
Mistake Number One by Dark Akuma Hunter reviews
God's MIA status backfires on the Angels when they ignorantly sentence a world-weary saviour to the unforgiving realm of Hell. If wizards are all sinners, then who can blame him when Harry succumbs to the call of demonic eyes? Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,309 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 11/15/2013 - [Harry P., Crowley] - Complete
Being Human by ArizonaDreamParis reviews
When Dean was in Hell, he met a green-eyed oddity that made him remember what it was like to be human. Will it be enough? (rated M just to be sure). Part 1 of the Humanity 'Verse.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 130 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Harry P., Dean W., Alastair, Castiel - Complete
Diary of a Vampire by vampires lover forever reviews
Read Me! Read Me! The soft velvet of the book sent a shock through my body, as I reached to touch it, this was no ordinay book, this was the diary of a vampire.
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,881 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013
Kittens by holysmokesphan reviews
Dan and Phil buy a kitten.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/25/2013 - [AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire] - Complete
Two-Point-Four-Seven Billion by Gospel Stonemad reviews
Under the Tower of London, the Doctor looks into his past and wonders… when did lying get so easy?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/25/2013 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor, War Doctor - Complete
When You Were Young by LookToYourLeft reviews
Or, alternatively: Five-Times-Harry-Declared-Sherlock-His-Friend-And- One-Time-Sherlock-Declared-It-Himself. A study of a friendship based on mutual loneliness, an uncanny ability to bump into each other at significant points in their lives, and Doctor Who. (No pairing, multi-chapter.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 144 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Harry P., Sherlock H.
Exposed by multifandomer reviews
Ridgewell High School is known for its fast spreading rumours. So when someone starts a blog dedicated to outing people's secrets, everyone becomes paranoid that theirs will be next.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,887 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 10/23/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
Harry Potter and The Order of the Fried Chicken by TheWrittenSorcerer reviews
The many chaptered sequel to the Destroyed Goblet, Harry finds himself with Mimi, Hermione and Florence as they fight the horrors of what is happening in England. In America they find a human supremacist group lead by Joe himself. Who will win? Creature! Harry Good! Harry Ron Bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,347 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC
Recognizing Genius by JUSTxAxFRIENDLYxPSYCHO reviews
"Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius."-Arthur Conan Doyle. A different origin and a different set of circumstances...could that make for a different Harry? Story-centric...no real pairings planned. [UNDER REWRITE: 6/14/14]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,453 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 1,058 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Sherlock H., Mycroft H.
A Living Nightmare by V6 Trick-Shot reviews
MURDER! Tory and the rest of the pack can't believe yet another death has occurred at the LIRI. But when Tory's father, Kit, becomes a target she certainly gets thrown a bone. Not to mention she has to deal with Madison suddenly taking an interest in Ben. Read and find out what the Virals' next move is. THIS STORY WILL BE REWRITTEN SOON. READ WHILE YOU CAN.
Virals - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,840 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Tory B., Ben B., Shelton D., Hi S.
Rescued from the Dursleys by I. H. Scribe reviews
An owl flies through the window and drops a bloodstained stick on Jim Moriarty's head.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 266 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Harry P., OC, J. Moriarty, Sebastian W./Seb - Complete
All That Timey Wimey Stuff by boosweirdtimeywimeystuff reviews
When you're almost 10,000 years old and everyone is gone you get lonely. When Death is on your side, things could get better. And when you're thrown into Asgard and surrounded by your mortal enemy, life starts sucking again. Can he ever defeat the ducks? Better yet, how will he go trying to help raise a Trickster and a Warrior? Good thing he's the son of a Marauder. SLASH flirting.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Harry P., Thor, Loki
The Trouble With Kittens by Chamelaucium reviews
They were focused on him, their whiskers ruffling in the breeze; when the ginger kitten yawned Bilbo felt something tug at his heart strings. 'Alright,' he sighed wearily. 'I'll take them.' When they began a scuffle in the basket, Bilbo was forcibly reminded of those two young dwarf princes and their incessant squabbling. He smiled fondly. 'Hello, Fili and Kili,' he breathed.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/16/2013 - Bilbo B., Fili, Kili - Complete
Strange Visitors from Another Century by Isilarma reviews
The destruction of the time turners in the Department of Mysteries throws Harry, Ron and Hermione a thousand years into the past. There they meet the Founders of Hogwarts, who are not at all pleased about what has happened to their school. They decide that something must be done. Voldemort is going to be in for some very nasty surprises.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 134,989 - Reviews: 1117 - Favs: 2,146 - Follows: 2,730 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Shadow by Hallucifer reviews
Sequel to Echo. With Dean and Cas gone, Sam has nothing but Lucifer. Together, they've found some kind of contentment, but Sam still misses his brother. When Dean returns, Sam hopes to keep all the people important to him close, but neither Dean or Lucifer are keen to get along. Desperate not to lose either, Sam attempts to make his brother understand the bond he and Lucifer share.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,488 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Sam W., Lucifer - Complete
This Thing He Does by KottaKitty reviews
When Dan has an Existential Crisis there is this thing at Phil does.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/10/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
The Doctor and the Chosen by 628426 reviews
After the Doctor messed with Martha's timeline for his cheep trick, he finds that the alley way he left the TARDIS has a barrier around it. Investigating the barrier leads the Doctor to a young man hunched against a wall. The Doctor is about to find he isn't the only 'impossibility' as he beliefs are questioned and mind racked to figure out this mysterious man. Rated T.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 68 - Published: 11/10/2013 - 10th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
Barbaric World by Luiz4200 reviews
Instead of mistreating Harry Potter, the Dursleys learned about something they taught him to see as a reason to be afraid of the Wizarding World.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,751 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
30 Day NSFW Challenge: Phan by potatoes-are-not-for-sex reviews
A prompt for every day, for 30 days, should get interesting! Each chapter stands alone so no need to read in order. Warning: Sexual content and themes, individual chapter titles will warn specifically. Hope you enjoy!
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 6/17/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
Demon Death by Cindy Snowflake reviews
Being Master of Death had a lot of unintentional consequences. The three Hallows were tools of another world's creator to pick a Death for leading the Death Gods as they collect the souls of mortals. Being mortal himself, however, Harry couldn't very well be expected to govern as a wizard. Demon!Harry No!Slash (The Demon's Dear Friend has permission for borrowed ideas)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,861 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 825 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Harry P., Sebastian M.
Surprise! It's an Adult! by I. H. Scribe reviews
"You do know how babies are made right?" "Of course I do, but what does that have to do with-" "All the ways?" "There's more than one?" "Oh. My. God," Harry said, banging his head against the cabinet above the stove. "Sit down, Gramps. We have a lot to talk about." There's a surprise waiting for Steve at Stark Tower.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 1,578 - Follows: 464 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Dead things by cifer66 reviews
"So Harry, would you consider yourself a necrophiliac?" Crane asked, "No, no it's not like that doc, I just love dead things". Joker meets a very peculiar man in the streets of Gotham. One-shot! Pre-TDK! Dark!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 137 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Harry P., Joker - Complete
Crossed by svc16105 reviews
What happens when the flock and the pack meet? How will the Virals affect Maximum Ride? What will the Virals learn, and lastly, what happens when Tory Brennan and Maximum Ride meet? Contains slight spoiler for CODE.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Virals - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,201 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Max, Tory B.
Harry Malfoy by youshallnotpasswithoutproperid reviews
Harry is thrown into the Malfoy's custody. Not a Dark Harry fanfic, but he is more Slytherin-ish now.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 10/29/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
Winter's Freeze (Sequel to Bleeding for Winter) by SaraiDaDee reviews
Hailence is a new person... scratch that, a new vampire, and finds herself at odds with who she was and who she is now. Struggling to find herself again, she's helped by a surprising not-so-stranger, who runs with her to hide her from secret vampire societies who plan to use her new-found Key to Immortality to end to human world as we know it. In-Progress...
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,249 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 5/18/2013
Meeting The Parents by aliceisinwonderlandagain reviews
Dan & Phil's mums come over because they've heard rumours about Dan and Phil dating. They aren't, but the pressure of the situation brings up feelings they didn't know they had of eachother.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
The Unknown Variable by Crowe Faye reviews
It wasn't supposed to be like this, you know. None of it. I was never supposed to be born. You were supposed to be Light. I changed that. You've so completely deviated from Fate's plans that it'll take millenia for the poor girl to recover. Peronally, I blame the Tricksters. Maybe Loki. Probably Loki. Almost definitely Loki. It's exactly the sort of thing he'd do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Harry P.
New Tenants by I. H. Scribe reviews
Sherlock and John meet the new tenants of 221C during an argument. Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 160 - Published: 10/26/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Twists by ListeningtoGrace reviews
Draco is in his fourth month of pregnancy when they find out his husband is also pregnant. How to do they cope. Mpreg, Mpreg birth, mild sexual content and lots of bad words. Rating for saftey
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,957 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Property of HJP by thingsnever2do reviews
On a whim, two brother hunters happen upon what they consider a piece of wood. Halfway across the world, the last living key to the supernatural awakes. Cue in Harry J. Potter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 110 - Published: 10/26/2013
Harry Potter and the Destroyed Goblet by TheWrittenSorcerer reviews
What happens when the Goblet of Fire gets destroyed while sucking away Harry's Magic. Insane things Happen. AU Slash Non-Slash Accidentally Powerful! Harry Grey! Harry Creature! Harry Goblet of Fire! Harry Sequel is Harry Potter and the Order of the Fried Chicken
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,329 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 76 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC - Complete
When You Wish Upon a Star: A Phanfiction Parody by JustGoogleIt reviews
*Complete!* Fifteen-year-old Melanie Ruso didn't mean any harm; she just wanted Dan and Phil to be happy. That's why she wrote them eighty-three phanfics. But what happens when, through some magical circumstances, she accidentally forces her idols to live out her fantasies? Strap yourselves in folks, this is going to be one wild ride! (Rated T for language)
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 35 - Words: 46,507 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 4/3/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire, ItsWayPastMyBedTime - Complete
Distrusting Natures by Countrymama11 reviews
If there was one thing Chloe knew about werewolves, it was to stay clear of them. They were rare, but the ones that were found worked for the Edison Group as trackers. Easy money and in return they were left alone. What happens when Chloe meets a certain werewolf who seems different from the rest. Can she learn to trust him with her secret, and more importantly with her heart?
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,923 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
Buddies by SaraiDaDee reviews
Ever wondered what it would be like if Harry Potter and Voldemort became friends? This tells the strange adventures of the buddies which includes crimes, trouble, and pranks among other things... Completed!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,372 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Spirit of Halloween by TheLonesomeMonster reviews
Man in Moon had been watching Harry ever since he was nearly killed on Halloween night. He had watched the struggles the boy went through. Watched as he made life changing sacrifices. The boy was selfless. Harry James Potter would become the spirit of Halloween. Harry and Jack were both chosen to become Guardians,now, they fight side by side to bring down Pitch. Slash Harry/Jack
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,184 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 1,588 - Follows: 1,605 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Harry P., Jack Frost - Complete
Harry Potter and the Elder Sect by Clell65619 reviews
When Hagrid arrives at the Potter cottage in Godric's Hollow, he finds no sign of Harry Potter. It takes five long years for Harry to be found, in the care of a distant cousin, having been dropped off by his Great Grand Mother.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bewitched - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59,287 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 2,852 - Follows: 2,456 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Soulthern Comfort by GeminiCancer reviews
Crack fic. "How came you to be here?" Harry grinned at him madly. "I took a train, or maybe hopped on a magic carpet,' He laughed. "A mad elfling' Kili relaxed his bow string, watching the creatures retreat. 'They're all mad Fili my lad.'
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 491 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Harry P., Thorin - Complete
A Mess with Captial M by Kefalion reviews
Harry's parents weren't Lily and James. He finds out who they truly are the summer before his fifth year, now at the end of said year with Sirius dead he goes to New York with Remus to be with his parents only they have a mess of their own. This is a bit about what happens at the Battle of New York.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,605 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 330 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Like a Phoenix by chappysmom reviews
"So, why are we going to … Little Whinging? How is there even a town named Little Whinging? Is it next to Greater Whinging? Part of Blubbering County? Bisected by the Distraught River, perhaps? Ridiculous." John sighed. "Because Lestrade asked us. He said this was right up your alley—a classic locked room mystery, clearly a murder. Victim's name is Vernon Dursley." (12 chapters)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,384 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Nice Kitty by Thornesedge reviews
Creature!Fic. When Harry recieves a creature inheritance on his sixteenth birthday, he has no idea what he is, or what his new traits will entail. Harry's life has never been normal, and he's about to discover things that he never would have known.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,328 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 1,226 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
Hurting by PurpleMoon12 reviews
So what happens when Chloe doesn't go to Lyle house, but gets adopted into a not-so-nice environment? And her neighbour just so happens to be a green-eyed, anti-social werewolf! This is an extended version of my short story for Darkest Powers!
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,380 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Chloe S., Derek S.
A Whole New World by fuzzy-christmas-socks reviews
When Harry gets transported to Middle Earth, he doesn't realizes what changes are in store. Bitter and alone, he must relearn how to open up and live again. LOTRHP cross: eventual HarryxLegolas.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,629 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 3,096 - Follows: 4,351 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Harry P., Legolas
The Stark Brothers by spellmugwump97 reviews
Tony Stark has a little brother. Of course, he's not so little anymore, and Tony only found out about him when he dug out some ancient adoption paperwork in a box of junk when he turned eighteen. But, even though Harry can do magic as well as science, the Stark brothers seem to fit together like two pieces of a well-made puzzle. Pity the Avengers had to get involved, really.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,841 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 1,399 - Follows: 2,034 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
My Imaginary by AutumnKitten27 reviews
An AU/AH Malec fic filled with fluff. Rated T for BoyxBoy kissing, language, and suggestive themes. Mentions of Sizzy and Clace, but Malec is definitely the main pairing. DISCLAIMER: I own absolutely nothing in this story. Sorry, I'm super bad about forgetting disclaimers, so putting one here in case! Also, a big thanks to RisingXxLawliet for the AMAZING cover art they drew.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,027 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B.
The Rules Of Hogwarts by RunYouCleverBoyAndRememberMe reviews
Sherlock finds a list of rules. He and his friends decide to break one a day. Chaos ensures. Potterlock! Inspired by a list of rules I found on facebook.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,568 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 7/24/2013 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] Harry P., John W.
Allusion to Fate by Amouru reviews
Over the summer before fifth year, Harry disappears after getting off the train. No one knows where he is or who he could be with. When he returns two months later, for him it's been two years. A new look, a new attitude and a snake that curiously looks like the younger Nagini. AU, Time travel, Dumbledore bashing, HP/TR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,067 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 1,387 - Follows: 1,929 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Lost Cullen by JasonMorganfan87 reviews
Carlisle had a child before he was turned. With the understanding that his son would have a better life and that they would be reunited one day, he gave the boy to a witch. Now centuries later Harry Potter is reunited with his real father.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,873 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 1,933 - Follows: 2,728 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Harry P., Carlisle
The Forgotten Halliwell by Alexis Shade reviews
When a witch meets a mutant, neither one could guess both would lose their memory and only meet their son fifteen years later.
Crossover - X-Men & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,663 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 6/25/2013 - James H./Wolverine/Logan, Harry P.
As One by Chamelaucium reviews
Together - they were always together; they existed as one, or not at all. (Slightly fluffy angst - but mostly angst.)
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Fili, Kili - Complete
Of Vibrators and Punishment by DaytimeFlowers reviews
What was Arthur supposed to expect when he left Merlin alone for a week? Of course Merlin would get a bit needy. And now, Arthur is angry and thinks Merlin is in need of some punishment.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Harry's Secret Siblings by Loki'd-on-Midgard394 reviews
Two young children awake in an orphanage, unaware that their lives are going to change forever.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,419 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Sherlock H., J. Moriarty
The Diadone Method by m0untainc1imber reviews
When she thinks no one is looking, Petunia slaps three year old Harry while stuck in traffic. Mafia Lord Salvator Diadone notices and takes action. This is a Harry grows up in the mafia story, with a bit of a twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,586 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 2,227 - Follows: 2,687 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P.
Pandora's Box by PureVampirePriestess reviews
Dean's always kept a small chest in the back of the Impala and Castiel's just noticed it one afternoon while Sam is out getting information at the local library. Dean finds it's the perfect time to show his lover what exactly is in the box labeled 'Pandora's Box'. PWP Destiel/Bondage/Orgasm Denial
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,052 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Safehouse by DPWerewolfGurl1 reviews
What if Gwen wasn't killed, and was Simon's mom? They took her with them and saved Simon's dad and now their going to a new safehouse! There will be lot's of OC's. Sorry I suck at summaries, but if you read the story it's better...
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 22,527 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Chloe S., Derek S., Simon, Tori - Complete
Beezee29 by L. Alex Greene reviews
AU! Lu is a bored heir whose latest obsession is one beezee29, an online hottie whose rock hard body and filthy imagination lends itself to hours of enjoyment. The only problem is, Lu's never met him or even seen his face. Pretty much just porn and sexually-frustrated Lucifer. I'm not sorry. Primarily Balcifer, mentions of Samifer.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,658 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Lucifer, Balthazar
Loved You First by Hallucifer reviews
Lucifer wanted so much for Sam to understand. If he'd just been able to explain, to give his side of the argument. If he could have just let Sam know how much he truly cared for him. Lucifer addresses his thoughts to Sam on everything he truly wanted to say.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Sam W., Lucifer - Complete
My Own Take by Devils spawn999 reviews
Chloe has been through a lot. In her first year alive, she was bitten by a werewolf, turned into the most powerful necromancer in supernatural history. Then she meets Derek, Simon and Tori. As in the original, Simon is pining over her, but Derek is as well. And he s over the 'Puberty Smack Down'.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,632 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Chloe S., Derek S., Simon, Tori
The Unknown Assassin by Alpha Female Wolf reviews
Chloe has different powers. Chloe moves to the Lyle House for not being able to control her anger, she also has a secret, she is an assassin. What happens when she meets another? THIS STORY HAS BEEN ADOPTED BY Devilish Bastard!
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,296 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
Alphas by Extraho reviews
Harry is not who everyone thinks him to be, but no one really is though - One night he meets someone who wont change the course of his destiny, but definitely how fast he'll get there. Harry/Fenrir MPreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 46,451 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 1,582 - Follows: 2,085 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Harry P., Fenrir G.
Thief who Lived by Wandering Sage reviews
After a near death experiance in second year, Harry decides he wants to try the finer things in life. T for safety.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 73 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Remy L.
Light in the Darkness by Pandor4 reviews
Harry accidentally makes a wish on a shooting star, and finds himself trapped inside the Chamber of Secrets. Struggling to find a way out, wandless Harry soon finds himself trapped within the very heart of Slytherin's domain.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,276 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Immortal Shadow by Raven-thoughts reviews
"Your time is up, until the debt is pay, you belong to me." What would you do, if someone said that to you, randomly? Me? I punched the guy right in the face... Well.. turns out he's a vampire prince...
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 53,671 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 12/10/2012
Roll the Bones by Araceil reviews
Hired to investigate the no longer derelict Phantomhive Estate, Harry gets caught up in something more annoying than Squatters when he finds himself blackmailed into being the Housekeeper. Slash, Crossdressing, Quiet!Competent!Perceptive!Immortal!Harry, Sebastian/Harry, Lizzie/Ciel.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,754 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 1,775 - Follows: 2,152 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013
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Virals fourth book
Virals - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 11,324 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Tory B., Ben B., Shelton D., Hi S. - Complete
My Experiment by namedthingsyouthrowback reviews
Sherlock steals a boy. Sorry- rescues. John helps, because what choice does he have? But not even Sherlock knows just how not-boring things will be...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,661 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 2,591 - Follows: 3,591 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Harry P., Sherlock H.
No One Together by Bewilder'd reviews
"Do that again, Winchester," Black said, green eyes flashing, "and you'll find yourself right back in the pit. I helped drag you out-I'll be glad to be the one to throw you back in." The angels, able only to bring a soul back from Hell, need to call on a different power to bring the soul back from death. Enter Harry Black, Master of Death. Will be updated on Saturdays.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,267 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 1,671 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Harry P., Teddy L., Dean W., Sam W.
Bound in Blood by Addy96 reviews
75 years ago, the people of the world learned something they wished they hadn't. Supernaturals live among them, vampires, witches, shape shifters, as their neighbors, doctors etc. They live in peace for 10 years before war breaks out. Now 17 year old Aspen lives in the ruins and she is sold into slavery of a vampire, bound to him by blood. A fate worse than death. Will she survive?
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,342 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 4/29/2013
Harry Potter and the Last True Pure-Blood by AwfulLawful reviews
Eighth Year would have been horribly boring if not for one of the Ministry's new laws; that every Witch and Wizard take a potion that would reveal their Blood Status. The intent was to prove there were no more Pure-Blood lines left. Wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,416 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 1/9/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
The Basilisk of the Avengers by Maddog Morgan reviews
Harry accidently becomes master of death to stop anyone else from becoming immortal. Death sends him somewhere he can be useful. With new changes in all aspects you can a expect a Surprise. First Fanfic constructive criticism is asked for. Not really sure the rating at the moment so m to be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R.
Master Of Death? by Hell Hath No reviews
Dean has been revived and the two are back to there old hunting ways, when after calling upon Castiel, they meet a boy who will change everything. Not sure what the pairings are, Check it out!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Harry P., Castiel
Tenures in Time by EsmeraldaSnarkle reviews
Harry is furious. With himself, with the world, and with his friends. The pressure has finally gotten to him, and when he re enacts an ancient spell in a fit of passion, he is thrust into the past, to the era of the Founders. Not everyone is who they seem, and Harry discovers perhaps the greatest historical oversight committed by wizards. Will he make the most of his situation?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,086 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Harry P., Salazar S., Godric G., OC
Behind These Hazel Eyes by StarFox-chan reviews
When Dan has been staying in his bedroom and avoiding Phil completely for the past month, Phil realizes something is wrong. What will happen when Phil finds out? Will he be able to help Dan? And will things ever be the same again? Multi-chapter. Phan.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,978 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
The Wizard by 1Belphoebe reviews
Harry had one friend in primary school. Sherlock never got over his one and only crush. Very slow, soft romance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,191 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 2,020 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Harry P., Sherlock H.
Wheelhouse by Cole224 reviews
The first time Harry meets Sam, the man is already a tightly wound ball of angst and grief. Dean/Harry, with some Sam, Hermione, and Ron. Sequel to First Impressions. Oneshot
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Harry P., Sam W., Dean W., Hermione G. - Complete
Angel wings by maryammerlin mania reviews
After Jace screamed at Clary in City of Glass, Clary had got the message. She left and didn't return. After 3 years of no contact, she comes back different, dangerous with a whole new side. Is Jace ready for that?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 64,557 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Clary F., Isabelle L., Jace W., Simon L.
Magnus goes to Hogwarts by blondebubblegum reviews
Magnus gets a request from a old friend
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Albus D., Teddy L., Victoire W., Magnus B.
Order of Realisation: The Rewrite by JadedHowl reviews
AU 5th year onwards. Harry goes after Sirius to the ministry alone and when he is cornered by Voldemort hidden secrets are revealed, shocking all. "Well this changes everything." Voldemort finds out that Harry is a Horcrux and chaos ensues. A rewrite of "Order of Realisation"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,345 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Memories by WynterThatCrazyGirl reviews
After finally being free of being chased one of Rafe's old friends show's up claiming to have been looking for him for two and a half years. Once she settles in with them things get complicated. Will Simon find the girl of his dreams? Or will Tori interfear? What happens when a mysterious organization shows up looking for Claradecent? I know I suck at summaries. Tori/OC/Simon/Rafe
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Simon, Tori, Rafael M., OC
The Horror Within by Bioniclemaster98 reviews
A short story to give you taste of true horror. Enjoy
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Complete
I'm All Yours by amijusttumblinalone reviews
dom!dan, bdsm, vibrator, and dirty talk. obviously smut omg
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/24/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
The Academy by MistressNature reviews
Chloe knows she's a necromancer and her mom is alive. Derek is still an antisocial werewolf, but when these two meet it will change not only their future, but the future of the supernatural world... Disclaimer: I do not own Darkest Powers.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,232 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Chloe S., Derek S.
Frozen in Death by Kefalion reviews
When Harry received his Hogwarts letter in 1929 his best friend Steve Rogers was the first to know. When Harry killed Voldemort, he knew that the war wasn't over. When Steve woke up in 2011 Harry was there. Now it is time that he explained a thing or two to his old friend. For a there is a new threat to humanity that they have to face, this time together with the Avengers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,768 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 1,147 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R.
Dimension Hopping, World Saving, and Other Adventures by bookworm4497 reviews
It was a perfectly ordinary day for Bruce Banner until a guy appeared from nowhere, fell off a cliff, and died. Except he didn't STAY dead. And so began the adventures of Harry Potter and Bruce Banner. Harry Potter/Bruce Banner epic friendship for the ages, no slash, Master of Death!Harry, starts out pre-Avengers, but we'll get there. Title may be and probably should be changed.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,059 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 1,434 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Hulk/Bruce B.
The Boys by ObsessiveCompulsiveforhp reviews
One potion gone wrong. Two fresh chances at life. Three enemies turned friends. Four lives changed forever. AU after GoF. Deaging. Character Bashing. No pairings
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,529 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Severus S., Harry P.
Harry Potter: Shadowhunter by Piece Bot reviews
What if Harry Potter was never found by Aunt Petunia? What if he was found by the Lightwoods instead?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,285 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 12/4/2012 - OC
Green Eyes by EpikalStorms reviews
The life of a Seer isn't great. But to remain untouched by it all-pain, betrayal- is a skill that only belongs to them. Those at the Xavier Institute don't know what to think. The arrival of a new, mysterious boy, who refuses to give a name due to secrecy, flips all of their lives upside down. Is he hiding from something? How does he know all of these things about them? Seer!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,008 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Harry P., Wolverine/Logan, Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P.
Chlerek by totallyswifted reviews
These characters belong to kelley armstrong, not me (sadly): When Derek accidentally turns chloe into a werewolf, they must go to the Pack for help. There, they meet Elena (the only other female werewolf) and Clay, Jeremy, Antonio, and Nick. When an unexpected turn of events leaves Chloe in mourning, Will they be able to get through the tragic situation there put in? Enjoy!:)
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,547 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Chloe S., Derek S.
Phan Mail by SmeeeeegHeeaaad reviews
A fan's curiosity induces a moment of closeness between Dan and Phil. Tickling. Phan. Fluff. Oneshot.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Your best friend understands by phancellent reviews
Dan thinks Phil will never understand his depressed feelings, but what if he does understand?
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
The Dangers Of Wearing Shorts by IHeartScience reviews
Don't read unless you've read Seizure. Basically what could have happened if Tory had worn shorts instead of sweat pants. Rated T for almost sex.
Virals - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Tory B. - Complete
Shadows by LittleMissShadow1919 reviews
Theres been a murder in Charleston. And the Virals are eager to help find the murderer. But when they are getting close to the truth, it may shock them. Because the murderer may turn out to be one of them. I suck at summaries, it's gonna be a lot better than it sounds, promise! Ben/Tory
Virals - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,949 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 6/28/2013
A New Hope by WeirdPineapple12 reviews
Harry is found in the care of abusive Dursleys by none other then Severus Snape. what should Snape do? *a mentor fic*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,681 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Magical Spider-Man by Joshua The Evil Guy reviews
Sequel to 'The Acromantula Wizard'. HP/Spiderman AU Crossover. With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility. Now that he has the power, Harry Potter tries to live up to his responsibility... as Spider-Man.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,441 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Harry P.
Raised by Darkness by apple2011 reviews
After years of abuse by his uncle a seven year old Harry Potter is rescued from the Dursleys by a Dementor who senses his pain, Raised in Azkaban with a strange but caring family and new powers how will Harry react to the revelation he is famous, a wizard and has the power to speak to Dementors. Powerful Harry, manipulative Dumbledore, Weasley bashing and Caring Dementors.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 120,493 - Reviews: 1650 - Favs: 2,365 - Follows: 1,943 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
An Unfortunate Gift by Chamelaucium reviews
A birthday present for Dori sparks strong feelings in Ori. Shameless dwarf fluff!
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Nori, Dori, Ori - Complete
Gemini by The Eternal Scribe reviews
Twins share a special bond that no one could even begin to comprehend, so it was obvious that they would follow each other to the depths of hell. The black clad butler though, was perplexed by Hadrian, the youngest twin, and took it upon himself to learn everything about the interesting human. Slash! SMHP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 793 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Harry P., Ciel P.
A Different Path by AdolescentPrimordial reviews
What if it hadn't been Chloe and Rae that ran? What if Chloe and Derek ran away at the end of Summoning. This is that.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Chloe S., Derek S.
As They Tell You in Boys Scouts by Individual Narrative reviews
A oneshot depicting Harry and the Winchester brothers' first meeting. If you could call it that.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Harry P., Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
MUM! by multifandomer reviews
Dan is sleeping over at Phil's house during a thunderstorm. When he gets scared, he ends up sharing a bed with Phil. In the morning, Phil's mum finds them and reveals something that she wasn't meant to.
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/4/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
The Heavenly Reflection by fakescorpion reviews
The angels look into the Mirror of Erised, and this is what they most desired.
Crossover - Supernatural & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Castiel, Lucifer, Gabriel, Michael - Complete
Crestfallen by Lionna reviews
When Harry lands on Asgard, he doesn't expect to be besieged almost immediately by two gods and a giant wolf. But he's always been the adaptable sort. (No pairing.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,166 - Reviews: 3632 - Favs: 5,886 - Follows: 7,653 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Harry P., Thor
Trapped! Fandom Style! by just-ship-it reviews
Peeta, Katniss, Harry, Ron, Tris, and Tobias are kidnapped! Without knowing where they are and surrounded by people they don't know, how will they cope?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 7/26/2013
Family Ties by Nonsense-Nosense reviews
When S.H.E.I.L.D. Agent Hailey Evans opens her front door in the middle of the night to find her cousin standing in the rain with a baby on his hip,she doesn't know what to expect.She certainly doesn't expect her boss to try and recruit the teen,nor does she expect him to befriend Tony Stark after opening a shop in NY.One thing's for sure-with Harry Potter around she's never bored.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,316 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 1,227 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Harry P., OC, Iron Man/Tony S.
The Conspiracy by Eletha Landon reviews
Dad sends us out on this damn 'fun day' for some family bonding and barely five minutes into it things don't seem right. Simon's being suspicious and Tori's acting weird. On top of that they're both acting unusually chummy towards each other. And even if that wasn't enough, Chloe's here and things between her and I are, well... complicated. DPOV. Co-written with xSweetEternityx!
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,410 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Chloe S., Derek S., Simon, Tori
I'm Nobody by Jennatem reviews
Harry comes to Hogwarts, but is not at all who Severus Snape is expecting. Firstly, he strongly favors his mother. Secondly, he gets sorted into...Slytherin? **On hold indefinitely**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,530 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Harry P., Severus S.
Silver in the Moonlight by Mandydoll reviews
His eyes bored into mine as he leaned in, our faces barely an inch apart. Our eyes locked, and my legs felt more like jelly than bones; the only things holding me up were his arms. Suddenly a threatening growl interruped our peaceful moment.
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Complete
Cambion by FirebenderWhopper reviews
During the Summer between Harry Potter's first and second year, Sirius Black escapes from Azkaban. After an unfortunate mishap and an ominous deal, Harry is swept away from the Dursley's to be raised by the King of the Crossroads, Crowley, himself.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,746 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Harry P., Crowley
Selling myself to a vampire by MaryAlva reviews
I sold myslef to a vampire. My life would never be the same after that.
Vampires - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 29,383 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013
Sleepy Skype Calls by llamas-like-socks reviews
Dan lives in Reading, Phil lives in Manchester. They meet online and become friends. Only Dan doesn't know that Phil is gay. Until one of many more sleepy skype calls.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,106 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Harry Lovegood: Saves the Sorcerer's Stone by HuffleClaw-RavenPuff reviews
What if, while Hagrid was flying with little Harry on that fateful night, he dropped him? What if Harry Potter was spotted by one Estelle Lovegood while she was out stargazing, and saved just in time? How will Harry's life change, with two loving parents and a sister from a very 'different' family? How will his first year be now? Ravenclaw!Powerful!Happy!Harry, Dumbledore bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,955 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Xenophilius L.
Cayenne Peppers and Vanilla by Circe King reviews
After Sophie is badly wounded, Billy, now a close friend, volunteers to nurse her back to health. Based ten-plus years after the last book, Sophie is now an immortal. Some fluff, rated T for sexual themes. SophieXBilly
Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,667 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Sophie N., Billy The kid
Brand New Day by Miss Helga reviews
Harry, broken and wanting death, goes to Voldemort to die. Curious as to his behavior, Voldemort and Harry have a talk about Harry's life. Voldemort then takes it upon himself to teach Harry the ways of the Wizarding World. Harry turns out to be a quick learner. Eventual Dark!Harry, no slash, mentor!tom, dumbledore-bashing, HBP-verse at first then AU later. Enjoy :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,732 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Indecipherable Riddle by savya398 reviews
The summer after fourth year Harry goes through some big changes and makes a shocking discovery. What will it mean when Harry isn't exactly who he had thought he was? And how will this change his future?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,668 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 1,017 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort
Unfilled Gaps by TheHangingBracelet reviews
Ever wondered what happened to all of Rowling's characters in between and after the story? Prepare to laugh, cry, and smile as you journey with Rowling's characters while they experience some of the most important moments of their lives through as series of one-shots. Canon with a few slips. Filling up the gaps in the Harry Potter universe!Read in any order.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,219 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 6/8/2013
Henri Laveau by Shiva-J reviews
An AU in which the infant Harry was rescued off of the Dursley's porch by the seemingly ageless Marie Laveau, Voodoo Queen of New Orleans. When he returns to Britain with everything she has taught him, what side, if any will he support? Warning: Some Slash in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,266 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Harry P., Blaise Z.
100 Things Not To Do At Lyle House by Wolf's Thorn reviews
ok so i got bored and had been reading 520 things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts and got an idea. so i keep comin up w/ more rules 2 add & have decided 2 add a chapter everytime i come up w/ 50 or more new rules. but the titel will remain the same.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,566 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 3/4/2010
Stalked by Virals13 reviews
When a mysterious figure starts following Tory and the gang, what will happen? Who is it, and why are they following the Virals? Rated T for language. Ben/Tory
Virals - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,602 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Ben B., Tory B.
Love is by Fairytalesaredisappointing reviews
Dan asks Phil what love is.
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Potter X by Traban16 reviews
With Voldemort's return and all his other problems, Harry's spirits rise a little when a wheelchair-bound bald chap come to whisk him away to a school across the waters to a new school in New York, America. The catch, you ask? Well, Harry finds out he's a mutant. More like some kind of living magnet. Hopefully, America will be fresh start away from his already turbulent life.
Crossover - X-Men & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,783 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 308 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Charles X./Professor X, Anna Marie/Rogue, Harry P., Luna L.
I'm Not Okay by xAlternativexMusicxGirlx reviews
AU: Chloe and Derek are both new at the same school and face problems with themselves as well as their powers. Secrets are spilled, people mysteriously die, they are sought out, attacked and are trying not to let emotions take over. Life couldn't get any better. ChloexDerek NOTE: Chapters 1-8 have been revised, if you've read this recently or not so recently, I would re-read:)
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,709 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Chloe S., Derek S.
Occlumency Corner by GuidingHand reviews
Harry fails to clear his mind before bed each night. Snape assigns him two hours of corner time as detention. Harry has fun coming up with creative ways to clear his mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Irreparable by SinSidhe reviews
Harry Potter would like a break. Unfortunately, when it comes to his life, fate is cruel. Now, he cannot rest until evil has been destroyed... At least he has eternity to do it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,457 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 2,690 - Follows: 3,755 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Harry P.
Meeting Captain America by uoduck reviews
Part 2 of "Harry Potter and the Avengers". Harry meets the last member of the Avengers, Captain America. Interlude between the events of the first story and Avengers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Complete
Lily's Child by Fluffy Green Thing reviews
Harry looks like Lily instead of James, the Dursleys aren't fat, Snape is nice, Dumbledore is evil... Future Drarry, Rated T just in case. Future Lemons! Weasley Bashing!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,488 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
One Bright Moment, Is All I Ask by Expecto-Prongs reviews
When Lucifer tries to bind Death to him, he finds that someone already beat him to the punch: Harry Potter, Master of Death, who has decided firmly that he wants nothing to do with the apocalypse. Unfortunately, he never really could stay out of trouble.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,841 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 1,469 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Harry P.
No Matter How Tall You Get by Elenhin reviews
Bilbo is getting to know the Dwarves and learning things about them. He also finds himself learning something else. Though their true father was lost, Fili and Kili were never fatherless, for a father is someone you can look up to no matter how tall you get. The young Dwarves in the company have plenty of fathers.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,074 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Fili, Kili, Bilbo B. - Complete
Build Me Up, Tear Me Down by My ROFLcopter Just Went BOOM reviews
When 4 year old Harry Potter is thrown into his cupboard after asking about his parents he wishes to be somewhere else, somewhere better. When he wakes up he finds himself in Narnia, during the Golden Age. This changes everything.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,412 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 839 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P., Aslan
The Tutor by elliot.and.jd.4eva1 reviews
AU. Chloe, but more anti-social. Derek, just as anti-social. Enjoy
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Chloe S., Derek S.
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 2,667 - Follows: 613 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
A New Guardian by sundance-gurl reviews
Harry didn't count on getting recruited to be a Guardian after the final battle. He'll have to step up and help protect the children of the world from Pitch.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,920 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 1,006 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Harry P.
Deliver Us from Sorrow's Hold by Epic Solemnity reviews
SM/HP: SLASH: He'd tried everything to get rid of 'them', the Hallows. But they kept coming back to him, recognizing him as the one and only Master of Death. Jaded and desperate for eternal sleep, Harry immediately becomes wary of a possessive demon that could curse him further into the pits of hell.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 96,025 - Reviews: 1634 - Favs: 2,651 - Follows: 3,241 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Harry P., Sebastian M.
Breaking Free by Lizzy Pheonix reviews
Before Sam had Jessica he fell in love with someone else. When his lover disappeared in the night Sam searched but never found a trace of him. Years later Castiel says they need to bring in some assistance on a hunt but why is it all Sam can think about is Harry? Sam/Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,288 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Harry P., Sam W. - Complete
The Marauders by Nardison reviews
A story that follows the marauders through all seven years of their Hogwarts education.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 6/27/2013 - James P., Sirius B., Remus L., Peter P.
Phanteasers by lucyinthesky95 reviews
Dan, Phil, a bag of Malteasers and a live webcast. This has to end well. A play on Dan's favourite pairing of Danteasers, with a Phan twist. Now updated, with an addition chapter of smut, due to popular request. Enjoy!
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 6/18/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Company of Animals by justalotoffeelings reviews
Bilbo ponders what each of the Company would be as animals, and is inevitably given his own animal counterpart by Fili and Kili.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,352 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Bilbo B., Fili, Kili - Complete
One Night At the Leaky by DeiStarr reviews
Harry gets thrown out by Ginny, and stumbles into an old acquaintance in Diagon Alley. They end up rooming together for the night. Slash ensues. Lemon. Not suitable for children; so if you're underage go cry to your mommy and eat your cookies. Drarry Harry/Draco slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/30/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.]
Defining Moments by MarauderLover7 reviews
Every now and then, we have those moments that define us, for better or for worse. And instinct takes over... because in that moment, we don't think and just act. Those moments show who we are and what we're made of. And at that time, we surrender our facades and reveal our true selves to the world. Those moments will test us and shape us into what we will become.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,700 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 6/24/2013 - James P., Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Wingshy by TalesFromPerdition reviews
Like all archangels, Lucifer is an untamed, furious thing, and he's especially handshy about his wings. Sam is determined to gentle him to that touch with patient persistence and associating it with pleasure. [Samifer] [Wing!kink]
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,266 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Lucifer, Sam W. - Complete
A New Life by T.Kuchiki reviews
Harry isn't all that he seems, he is actually an ancient vampire starting life again in hopes of entertaining himself after years of being alone. When he arrives at Hogwarts and sees Severus he is curious of the man who is almost a vampire himself. Vampire!Harry Slytherin!harry eventually Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,041 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
Life Sucks and then you die by Iorek Byrnison reviews
As it was, even if wizards were generally more accepting of the unexplainable, no wizard would accept a 600ish year old Harry Potter without the inclusion of the Philosopher's stone, so he faded into the background, concealing his appearance. Until the day a robot crashed through the ceiling of Potter manor. The magically enforced stone ceiling. Ouch. AU fic, Beware of wormholes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,124 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 1,838 - Follows: 2,781 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Little Miss Powerful by xXxAddison-LovexXx reviews
Set after the Reckoning, someone blackmails the gang into ditching chloe and not looking back. Three years later chloe shows up at their highschool. But shes not the same girl they left behind. she's powerful, and she has new friends now. Can chloe learn to forgive? Can she learn to love? R&R plzzzz
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,187 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Chloe S., Derek S.
Furry Little Problem by MarauderLover7 reviews
The door opened. Remus stepped out in his pyjama pants, rubbing his damp hair with a towel. He looked up at Peter, who was chewing his fingernails in anticipation, and at James and Sirius who - upon reflection, James realised - must have been looking extremely guilty. "All right," Remus said, dropping the towel on his closed trunk. "What did you do?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,530 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/23/2013 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
Psychotic Angel by Shin no yoru reviews
Last time he checked angels were beings of peace and harmony, not obsessed with purifying London by burning it to the ground. But after what he has seen in his life he wasn't surprised. Really why did he get all the odd jobs? Harry/Sebastian. Slash! Rating MAY go up...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Harry P., Sebastian M.
Shadow Master by Lexi4804 reviews
Summary and warnings inside. Contains abuse, possible slash and yaoi in the future. WIP. Erratic and non-existant updates to follow! Update: On temporary haitus sorry :(
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,473 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Harry P., Gambit
See-Through by Elis1412 reviews
Harry leaves the Dursleys at a young age and is instead raised by ghosts! Will Harry be able to adapt to their strange ways or will he fall under the bus in the process? Deadpan!Harry Manipulative!Dumbledore AU. UNDER REVISION
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,232 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Harry P.
Not a child by Cheeky-Chick1only reviews
Harry's argument against Mrs. Weasley's mollycoddling and he proves just how much he needs to know what is going on. Watch as this changes the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,387 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Something Riches Can't Buy by Futaira reviews
What would happen if Bruce and Steve were the best friends of Harry Potter now Harrison Evans? What would Tony have to go through for the love of his life? AU, Slash, Het, OOC, Master of Death!Harry No like slash? What are you doing reading this? Shoo!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,567 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 1,534 - Follows: 2,366 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Taste by Casinia reviews
"Merlin, Potter left England for those lunatics?" Haruhi peered up at the boy with silvery hair and an icy gaze. His voice was tired, but biting, as he muttered, "He really is insane." - Harry's a little bit weird, but he's been involved in two wars. What's Ouran's excuse? AU in HP verse from fifth year, Nekozawa/Harry. Undergoing rewrite, people! Thank you for all your support.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,924 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 1,159 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Harry P.
Be My Guest by potatoes-are-not-for-sex reviews
It's the first time that Dan has ever visited and Phil's feeling a little nervous. Phan Drabble!
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 1/17/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
Photo Booth by I-Love-Phan-And-Butts reviews
Dan and Phil have a fun, fluffy day at the arcade! :)
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
In Sorrow We Must Go, But Not in Despair by PirateColey reviews
The Company of Thorin Oakenshield was bound together by the common threads of their quest. But time goes on (as time does) and each member of the Company passes into the Halls of Waiting. Though they've led very different lives (and found very different ends) the dwarrows reforge their Company in the afterlife, but find that something very important is missing.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,618 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fili, Kili - Complete
Phan Rumors by I-Love-Phan-And-Butts reviews
Dan and Phil's discussion of the Phan rumors on tumblr spark a conversation that any phan shipped would wish to hear! Warning: fluff overload!
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/12/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire, Crabstickz - Complete
To ALL Virals by GwenHolmes reviews
if you are a viral this is for you, comment back with everything listed in here!
Virals - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2013
Strung Together by karmascreams reviews
With Dumbledore's death at his feet Harry takes refuge in the Room of Requirement. What happens next is not what he could have expected, not even in his wildest dreams. Now the summer has taken a turn and he has to put aside his emotions if he is to be ready to destroy Voldemort once and for all. Don't forget to review! ABANDONED.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,312 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Harry P., Salazar S., Helga H., Godric G.
Earl Grey and Apple Pie by Salios reviews
A good book, a hot cup of tea, and good company were all Harry was interested in. Being British, he had the first two covered. The third? Supplied by one Steve Rogers on a rainy afternoon. Slash, Yaoi, HP/SR
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,779 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 2,293 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R.
Dear Diary by BloodInkLilacQuill reviews
Snape thinks Harry is writing bad things about him when he catches his own name in Harry's book, curious he enchants the book that he can see anything written, what he finds is here, inside these metaphorical pages... nonslash mentor
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,554 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
Mr Clever by ladyofmaybes97 reviews
"Do you honestly think you can handle my mind? All eleven of us?"
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/6/2013 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor - Complete
Yummy Yummy by Likhoradka reviews
Destiel, Sabriel. Dean and Sam encounter a different breed of siren.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,941 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 59 - Published: 6/5/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] [Sam W., Gabriel] - Complete
Trouble-Makers by Chamelaucium reviews
Thorin never knew how troublesome his nephews could be.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Thorin, Fili, Kili - Complete
Harry Potter and the Animagus Training by SuperSaiyanTeemo reviews
Harry is trying to cope with Sirius's death when he receives a letter from Remus with a letter from Sirius. here begins his journey and becoming an animagus and the ramifications of doing so.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 41,178 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Delusional by jessylane318 reviews
Revamped. He battled the Basilisk, killed it even, but laid wounded beyond reach, dying. The poison would end him, and with him Ginny. But it didn't kill him. It changed him, moved him to a world he hadn't known existed. It gave him hope. And despair.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,429 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Harry P., Aragorn - Complete
Compulsion by DivertingDestiny reviews
During the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Harry is taken by the newly resurrected Voldemort. Long nights and many meetings over the summer, can Tom get Harry to see reason and come to the dark side with him? What happens if he succeeds? Slash, Mpreg, Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,949 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Malleus Daemonium by Mischivous Purple One reviews
Harry Potter stumbles upon a little black book while studying for the Third Task. What he finds will alter the events to come, some in more ways than others. What does our favorite butler have to do with it? Go find out, and please review.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,936 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 1,364 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Harry P., Sebastian M.
What Life is All About by StarLight Massacre reviews
Harry Potter was sent to America on Ministry business, through this he meets Nick Fury, the Director of S.H.I.E.L.D. Twelve years later the Avengers Initiative is put into play after the Tesseract is stolen by visiting alien, Loki. How will Harry find the Avengers and will the battle of Manhattan go smoother with Harry Potter on their side? Slash. Nick Fury/Harry Potter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,230 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - [Harry P., Nick F.] - Complete
He Was Called Dan by NeverlandNat reviews
Dan. Dan is Phil's best friend. And more. Oh, so much more. Phil tells all about his relationship with Dan. How it came to be, why it's so special, and just how much it all means to Phil. Basically fluff. Yeah. All fluff. Phil Lester, Dan Howell, AmazingPhil, danisnotonfire, Phan. I'm honestly not sure why this is rated T.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/30/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Werewolves vs Vampires by YoungMillyLoveee reviews
Emily white is struggling with life as a vampire with a human mom.
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 5/14/2013
Lessons to be learned: Love? by thedarkusnights reviews
When a young human boy goes to the land of equestria in a body of an alicorn, What will he do? Continue his journey or go to a corner and cry like a baby. Well read and find out. This is an OC X princess Luna story story. Enjoy! May Contain random moments and suggestive themes, Huzzah! First Fanfic. Dont Judge.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,384 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon
Savior with Death Scythe by CashyHoray1.00 reviews
"And they thought he died, hehehe. They should have known better to never assume anything where he was involved. He had found his new body in a different world. And he was going to use it." Undertaker as Harry, Crossover, crack, insanity,...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 119,283 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Harry P., Undertaker
Monotonous Days by Dark Akuma Hunter reviews
A tale of love born through monotony, endless London Mondays, and cheeky yet apologetic angels in witness protection. Inspired by Balthazar, late night tv and SPN 3.11 "Mystery Spot". Slash. Now a Two-Shot, aka, new chapter added.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,744 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 5/10/2013 - [Harry P., Gabriel] - Complete
The Outcasts by major book worm person reviews
Kristen just moved to a new town and had to undergo a new school, where not everything is what it seems. On her first day she's asked by a hot guy to join a 'group' where they help the people who are invisible. The only problem, all the members in the club aren't exactly invisible, let alone human. What will happen when she unwillingly joins this organization? (PLEASE READ!)
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,958 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Complete
Satellite Heart by BeachHouse reviews
"Never," he vowed, and I felt the horrible reality of his word sinking in. His mouth moved closer to my throat and my heart flew into over drive. My breathing grew shallow and my mind clouded over.
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 70,070 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 2/6/2011
Unfortunate Souls by Marwana reviews
Harry, the unfortunate king of the Shinigami, finds out just why the amount of paperwork has increased. And he is far from happy... I'm aware that this plot has been used before: my own spin of the idea.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 86 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Harry P., Light Y., Ryuk - Complete
Guardian What? by Jedipati reviews
Sam Winchester, the young Boy King, is protected. His brother Dean protects him, but Dean doesn't know Sam's destiny. So Sam has another protector as well. And this one isn't what he seems to be.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,447 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Azazel/Yellow-Eyes, Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Take Some Pride In Your Appearance, Brother by justalotoffeelings reviews
Fili decides to forcibly braid Kili's hair (with the willing assistance of Bofur and Nori, of course).
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Bilbo B., Fili, Kili - Complete
Doctor Crouch by DorianWilde reviews
"I'm not him," the Doctor insisted once more. "And no matter what he-we look like I can assure you, there's only one of me. I've counted," he said desperately. - Or the fic where the Doctor gets mistaken for notorious Death Eater Barty Crouch Jr, interrogated by auror Potter and- spoilers.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/15/2013 - 10th Doctor, Donna N., Harry P., Arthur W. - Complete
Magic School by kirallie reviews
AU. Eventual Slash. A new student arrives at Salem Academy of Magic, one that will change a lonely boy's life forever.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,018 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 999 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 6/29/2010 - [Harry P., Dean W.] Sam W., John W.
Harry's Best Birthday by Cole224 reviews
Several years after the war, Harry's twenty second birthday turns very interesting when a man drops from the sky into his front yard. Slash. Thor/Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,605 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 1,591 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Harry P., Thor
Need it to Live by HappyBlushCalayapie reviews
This isn't the first time Sam's woken up to Satan sucking him off. Samifer, Sabriel, and Luci and Gabe fighting over our moose.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Sam W., Lucifer, Gabriel - Complete
The Fallen by Dr. Dragon reviews
With his execution gone wrong, Harry will make his mark on a new universe, one which may not be prepared for the fury of 'The Fallen'
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 96 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Clara O., Harry P.
My story by w.weirdo101 reviews
My name is Iris Downer and I'm living Chloe Saunder's life. Only difference; I have some advantages. (Rated T for language.) All right reserved to Kelley Armstrong I do not own any characters except for Iris.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,509 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013
The Voice Left Unheard by Aura14 reviews
Wonder what would happen if Harry discovers his connection to a certain Dark Lord a bit earlier? Dark!Harry, slash eventual HarryxTom
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,721 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Crossing of Worlds by FantasyWriter93 reviews
Summary inside first chapter. Note: M-Rated Yaoi meaning Slash, BoyxBoy, Lemons, Possible MPREG and all round gore that comes along with these movies/books. No likey, don't read! Please, no flames!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,635 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 921 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Harry P., Aragorn
Harry Potter and the Werewolf Chronicles by icecoldfairy reviews
While hunting Fenirir Greyback, Harry was ready for anything the werewolf could throw at him. However, he wasn't expecting to run into two aggressive hunters and one emotionally constipated angel. To be fair, they weren't the worst companions he could have come across. Then again, they certainly weren't the best either.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Harry P., Dean W.
Malfoy's Bitch by TaraJo reviews
Bitten by a werewolf doesn't always mean that you'll transform into a werewolf but it definitely increases your animalistic instincts and behaviour. Harry will learn that at first hand. Creature!Fic, Top!Draco, Bottom!Harry, dub-con, alpha/omega dynamics, knotting, heat/mating
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,028 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 174 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Draco M., Harry P., Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Demolishing the Social Pyramid by Whisper-of-Warning reviews
Clary has always been invisible, so what happens when her bullied friends ask her to help them with the ultimate plan to take down the "populars"? Clary is pulled into the world of deception and deceit as she plays them all and falls for a certain tall, golden and complex boy in the process. What happens when the popular life drags her in? Can love save her? Will she fail? Human.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,955 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Clary F., Jace W.
New Beginnings by MyMustacheIsMystical reviews
What would happpen if one night our favourite necro was bitten by somthing very very bad? Read to find out more. Rated K but that might change. tell me what you all think. dont like, dont read
Darkest Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,690 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Chloe S., Derek S.
Human Plus by Lady Salazar reviews
Melody Pond wasn't the first baby conceived on the TARDIS. Once upon a time, Lily and James Potter adventured the universe, too, before fate forced them back to fixed points and prophecies. HP/DW crossover, extremely short oneshot AU.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 164 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Beginning by DarkBeauty123 reviews
Dawn Petting has been after her parents attention since she turned thirteen. But when she finds out the truth behind their reluctance to be around her, she finds out a secret that will permanently change her world. After hearing of a Legend that may be about her and a strange group of people, she'll learn that to survive the danger that awaits them, they must unite together.
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2013
Hearts and Minds by CaketinTheHobo reviews
Set during S08E02 of Supernatural. What happens if the Last of the Time Lords comes up for auction?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,008 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 4/11/2013 - 11th Doctor, Sam W., Dean W., Crowley - Complete
Ootori vs Potter by Siv the Fish reviews
In Harry Potter's second year Ron's wand backfired leaving the boy-who-lived in to the girl-who-lived. That was four years ago. Shortly after losing her godfather Hari is engaged to Kyoya Ootori. Who will win in the battle of wills?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,063 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 1,276 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Harry P., Kyōya O.