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Joined 03-26-13, id: 4621982, Profile Updated: 07-01-13
Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

Note 1: None of the stories on this account are going to be abandoned. I have problems keeping a regular schedule right now 'cos I've recently moved due to college reasons, my new apartment does not have a computer, the only computers I can access are college computers that have very limited access to internet, and right now as a new student, I don't have unrestricted access to even that (as in, I'm only allowed to use them if I show a valid reason such as college projects, and our classes haven't even started yet so yeah, that's out of the question). As such, I can only access the web through my cell, which doesn't even have a qwerty keypad, so its not possible for me to type up my stories right now. Rest assured though, I have around two chapters of No Rest for the Wicked (and a bunch of new stories) already written out, so I will type them up as soon as I get access to a computer.

Note 2: Beta Readers?

I'm looking for someone who:

- is good with AU characterisations, so that they might point out when I make someone too OOC without a believable reason.

-is fine with both yaoi and het. I seldom write yuri, but it'd be preferred if they are fine with that too.

-is alright with all kinds of mature themes of both explicit and non-explicit nature (this includes but is not limited to: sex, drugs, torture, violence, prostitution, character death, incest, murder, noncon, etc etc etc).

-is good at noticing missed letters/words/grammatical mistakes

-has a good grasp of characters and the plot

-can give concrit without being too condescending or patronising. (I'm insecure, alright.)

-is not stubborn : I'd like to discuss things with them and settle on what's best for the story, regardless of who came up with the idea.

-will remind me every now and again that I need to finish this or that story - I'm somewhat scatter-brained.

-who preferably has an account on Gmail for quicker transmission of documents.

-is willing to act like something of a sounding board for new ideas.

If you're sure you can handle a moody, whimsical, lazy, scatter-brained, crappy-but-thinks-she-can-write, girl like me, please PM me with a sample of a story you have beta-ed. It'd help if you scanned through my existing stories so you can get an idea of my writing skills (or lack thereof) (so I don't end up disappointing you) and the sort of stuff I write. Thanks for taking the time to read through this!


Um, this is my second profile here. My first one is inactive because of certain reasons that make it too painful to go back to the stories posted there and the account in general.

I'm an 18-year-old girl living in India. I like reading anything and everything, watching mostly animes, listening to music, long walks at night, rainstorm, collecting rocks and leaves and a bunch of other things no one would be interested in. My favourite fandoms are, in no particular order:

1)Hetalia - now abandoned

2)KHR - all but abandoned

3)D. Gray-man

4)Inu Yasha

5)Bleach

6)Naruto

7)Nurarihyon no Mago

8)Pandora Hearts

I like a lot of animes. Princess Tutu and Letter Bee are the two top-ranking animes in my mind because. Seriously. The stories are so cute and fairy tale-like, and the animation is beautiful.

So, um. That's all I want to say, I guess...

And here's randomness...

OTPs (I have multiple OTPs, not my fault that my life's mission is shipping)

Naruto

NaruSasu, ItaSasu, InoSasu

Inu Yasha

NarKik, InuKik, SesshKag, NarSess, InuSess, ByaKag

Bleach

IchiBya, IchiRuki, RenBya, AiBya, GrimmUlqui, IshiHime

Nurarihyon no Mago

Night!RikuoxYura, RyuujixAkifusa, YamabukixRIhan,InugamixTamazuki

APH

RusLiet, RusAme, AmeGer, FrUK, RoPru, PruBel

DGM

AreKan, LaviYuu, TyKan, Lavilee, AlmaKanda, BakFo, CrossxAnita

Pandora Hearts

VinBert, OzBert, BreakGil.

KHR

HibarixMukuro, TsunaxMukuro, ByakuranxMukuro, KenxChrome.

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What You Have Tamed by elveljung reviews
After the bullying landed her in hospital, Naruto's parents decided to move. Currenly Naruto's a dykey, not so sweet sixteen and absolutely definitely completely not in love with the resident ice princess, who wasn't supposed to have quite so many issues of her own. Real World AU. Genderswitch. Narusasu, past Kakasasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 165,158 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Hymns to the Wind by BookMaggots reviews
Byakuya hears the song of the Flutist, and falls in love. Eventual Slash, There is NO OC in this story!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,681 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Byakuya K., Renji A., Shunsui K., J. Ukitake
Lost in Kishimoto by Mass Effecting Your Pants reviews
RealWorld!Naruto/Ninja!Sasuke, humour, romance. "Hm," said a gruff voice at Naruto's ankles. "Definitely not a clone." Uzumaki's eyes dropped to his feet to see a small pug dog sniffing him. "It's not our Naruto but it's definitely a Naruto," continued the pug. "I hate to be the bearer of bad news but it seems like he isn't from our timeline." "A talking dog?" And then he fainted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,716 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Memories Of A Clone by chase3136 reviews
NaruSasu. Post-War. "Itll be worth it I promise." Naruto assured in his overconfident voice. TheGreatUzumaki looked about ready to jump out of his skin in excitement. Sasuke watched carefully as Naruto grabbed a tight hold of his grumbling clone's wrist and with a swift wave and a"See ya teme 'ttebayo!" he darted down the nearest ally. Sasuke had a bad feeling he would regret this.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,287 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 4/19/2012 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Comfort to the Wretched by BelovedShadow reviews
When Itachi was born and put up for adoption, he grew up happily with his uncles Madara and Izuna. His brother, Sasuke, was raised in the cruel world of the Japanese foster care system, filled with abuse and despair. When Madara and Izuna are alerted to the fact that they have another nephew, they are quick to give him a stable home. But is it already too late?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,784 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 8/18/2012 - [Itachi U., Sasuke U.] [Madara U., Izuna U.]
life is meant to be cruel by Ephemeral Blossoms reviews
Abused by his father and haunted by his past, Sasuke soon realizes that the ugliest one is himself. / You think I'm hideous, don't you? / I think you're beautiful. / AU High school. Eventual NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 85,993 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Dissection and Molding by FF90 reviews
He tried to save him, tried to place him into a new world. In the process he hurt him though… for reasons even he did not know... Itachi / Sasuke [takes place after the massacre: brotherly love though eventual abuse / torture / incest / minor / yaoi / rape / molestation]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,171 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Goddess by Belladonna Andromeda reviews
Naruto grew up in a world of secrecy, war and legends. His dream is to follow his father's footsteps and become the hero the world is waiting for. But it's a difficult task when no one is willing to speak the truth. NaruFemSasu. KakaFemIru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,275 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
AnkoSensei by Lady Briett reviews
When Mitarashi Anko comes across a crying eight-year-old Uchiha Sasuke, she feels like she should do something. And that something is to teach him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,805 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Anko M., Sasuke U.
The Roots Are Rotten by another wannabe author reviews
There's a voice in Sasuke's head. But he's not crazy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,856 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Danzō S., Team Seven
Screwed Up by Shiny-Happy-Uchiha reviews
When Iruka asked him to meet his new boyfriend's son, Naruto didn't think much of it. He didn't expect him, however, to be his own ex-boyfriend, for whom he still felt a bit of attraction, between hate and disdain. And now, he's screwed. Narusasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 68,416 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Amatores by VioletWylde reviews
It was a typical visit to the bath house, or so Naruto thought. He was simply seeking to be washed, messaged and relieved. He never expected this visit to affect him so deeply. Certainly, he never could have fathomed how this one day, this single interaction, would change his life. NaruSasu. Rated for language and lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 79,738 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Helping People by hyperspastic-superhero-girl reviews
Some people think it would be amazing to talk to ghosts, others think that it would be horrifying, Naruto has discovered a lot depends on the ghost. Some ghosts are cranky jerks. Naruto tries to solve a mysterious death, with the help of the victim. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,238 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Darkest Before the Dawn by spinninground reviews
Kanda runs into Tyki one fateful night. And despite all his efforts otherwise, every forsaken night afterwards. WARNINGS: language, noncon, dubcon, gore, yaoi. Explicit! TyKan, but perhaps also hints of Yullen. Rated M, so please stay away if you're underage.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,668 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 6/1/2012 - [Kanda Yuu, Tyki Mikk] - Complete
Pray for Dawn by Spunky0ne reviews
Trapped in Muken during a prison revolt, Byakuya must protect the Central 46 Grand Councilor and find a way to escape before the prisoners can capture them and summon a powerful demon to help their brethren escape. In a shocking turn of events, the two find themselves dependent for survival on the last person they would ever trust. Aizen/Byakuya mpreg
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,109 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 5/28/2013 - S. Aizen, Byakuya K.
This Christmas by ForeverFalling86 reviews
In which Santa is a drunken asshole who abandons Sasuke in some moron's living room on Christmas Eve. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,791 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Artist by fullmetalgryffindor reviews
Sasuke's job modeling for an art class brings up painful memories, but brings Itachi to him. Unfortunately, other people have unfriendly eyes on Sasuke. Sas and Ita are NOT bros in this . Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 97,974 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
A Hundred Moves by Proper the Incredible reviews
A hundred Naruto drabbles, all ranging from light-hearted humour, sweet romance, gritty and realistic, and more. A fic that explores all the genres and multitudes of different situations and perspectives.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 52,704 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 7/30/2013
Bringing Home A Rockstar by N.V.9 reviews
After his brother-in-law forces him out of his boring lifestyle and into a club for the first time in his life, Sasuke never expected that love would come in a rockstar package.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,539 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 3/25/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
Immortal Beloved by JadeAnime reviews
In the midst of a war, he made a promise. He kept it. Now, centuries later, thanks to the twisted mind of one Hatake Kakashi, Naruto and Sasuke meet once more. Eventual Naru/Sasu; Reviews are my Wheaties. Distraction incoming.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,981 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Bonds by Light Within Darkness reviews
As one of the last two surviving members of the Uchiha Clan, Sasuke has dedicated his life to avenging the deaths of his kinsmen. In order to do so, he must kill the man responsible, the cruel and paranoid demon ruler of Konoha, Shimura Danzou. Upon sneaking into the royal demon palace, however, Sasuke finds himself mated to the figurehead Demon Prince, Uzumaki Naruto. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,235 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Words On Your Lips by Mazuku reviews
It takes close to a century before the realisation hits Renji; Byakuya has always said no, not because he is busy, or injured, or tired. He says no because he can't say anything else.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Renji A., Byakuya K. - Complete
Tit for tat by HannahSakura.Pinoy reviews
Sasuke is entrapped in a constant need for sexual pleasure stimulated by Orochimaru's seal. Forced back to Konoha, she waits for the perfect chance to escape without revealing her condition, but unfortunately... Neji X FEM Sasuke X Sai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,597 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Sasuke U., Neji H., Sai
Uchiha-chan! by C.B. Magique reviews
Uchiha Sasuke wakes up one morning to find that he has inexplicably become female and is released from gaol on a minor technicality. Out in the world once again, trying out her lady-training-wheels is going to prove difficult when it seems that everyone in the village wants a piece of the new Uchiha. Rated for racy jokes, innuendo and sheer stupidity. Fem!Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,020 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Pride Breakdown by Lotus Hourglass reviews
Kanda thought he could get over Lavi alone. Allen is heart broken. Fate proves to be wise after all. Slight LaviYuu and Allen x Lenalee. Mainly AreKan
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu
bound and blind by momorona reviews
The hunter became the hunted, falling into a trap. Instead of being killed, however, Mukuro was spared, and given more than life. Oh so much more. Non-con, adult themes.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Dino, Mukuro R. - Complete
Truly Unrequited Love by Kendrachu reviews
Naruto appears at Sakura's home in the early hours to talk to her about something important — something regarding the Uchiha Sasuke of whom they both love and adore. Sakura's POV.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The raMEN Club by teamnarutard reviews
Naruto Uzumaki and his father, Namikaze Minato, has always been doing fine on their own. Minato juggles being the chief officer of Konoha PD and being a single father while Naruto finds himself at his first year at Konoha High School, about to venture into the emotional clusterfuck that is adolescence. Not to mention that annoying journalist who keeps following him around - Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,321 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A (failed and unfortunate) Surprise for Dearest Mukuro! by Kura-Tokiwa69 reviews
It's not every day you get to throw a birthday party for the Vongola's Mist guardian, especially when he just got out of Vindice. Therefore, Tsuna and everyone else decided to make Mukuro's first birthday surprise memorable… And memorable it was. After all, who would forget when a cake gets thrown onto your face, along with many other unfortunate events? Birthday fic for Mukuro!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Mukuro R., Chrome D., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Demonic Garden by Chesiere Cat reviews
"Will you be my eternal flower, Mukuro-kun?" Mukuro's 2013 birthday fic. 10069. One shot.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Byakuran, Mukuro R. - Complete
Worst Day Ever by bleachlover1999 reviews
Suffice to say, Mukuro was not a happy man that week. Rated T for language. No Yaoi. Purely for humor.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/1/2013 - K. Hibari, Mukuro R. - Complete
Hundred Stone by colormeahotmess reviews
Perhaps she will meet him again, the one called Akifusa with the white hair and the kind smile and the gray-streaked heart.
Nurarihyon no Mago/ぬらりひょんの孫 - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Akifusa K. - Complete
Misunderstandings by Dashel reviews
After getting an anonymous love letter, Naruto wants to know who might have given it to him and what it might lead to or mean. But his ideals of romance get a little sidetracked when he realises that his ideal girl might in fact be his ideal guy instead after a game of proving a point where attraction is concerned goes a little too far.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,420 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Shame is Our Love by Samurai don't need angels reviews
Kanda has been captured by the enemy, raped and left a broken man. When Allen comes along, will he accept the beansprouts love? Or will he reject it? Tykan, Arekan, LaviLena. Warning: Not for the faint of heart. Contains sex and Yaoi. Do not read if you do not like it.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,621 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu
Little Onmyoji Girl by colormeahotmess reviews
The unspoken tale of a chance encounter, wherein the past collides with the future.
Nurarihyon no Mago/ぬらりひょんの孫 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,960 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Yura K., Rihan N. - Complete
Imaginary Explosions by WaiiKitsune reviews
In which Mukuro professes his undying love, Gokudera faints, and the rest of the Guardians are traumatized for life. CRACK!6959. CRACK Drabble. For Lightning515.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/29/2013 - [Mukuro R., H. Gokudera] - Complete
Pep Talk by X-Silent.Echo-X reviews
One-shot. "Congratulations, Mrs.Uzumaki, it's a boy." The blonde haired maid of honor smiled sarcastically. "Now, how does it feel to have an over grown kid as a husband?" Ino gives Sakura a pep talk before her wedding to Naruto. Narusaku, minor Sasuino
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Reunion by Rasengan22 reviews
An unofficial class reunion has Naruto anxious about seeing an old rival.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,333 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Real Life Soap Opera by Spinestalker reviews
With no direction, insomnia, and an overbearing family, Sasuke embraced his crippling soap opera addiction. The only man he needed in his life was Minato Namikaze, daytime actor and part time god. Unfortunately, real life doesn't like to be ignored. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,832 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 9/7/2012 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.]
Post Me Nots by raiTonight29 reviews
NaruSasu. Coffee Shop AU. The first time Naruto sees him is when it is raining one night after practice. Naruto tries to strike a conversation but is ignored in all his attempts. Until an idea comes to him. Grinning, Naruto reaches over and sticks a post-it note over the man's laptop screen, making the stranger blink in surprise. "Can I talk to you? :)". T for Teeth-rotting fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,465 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 63 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Racing Heart by Niveously reviews
Sasuke decides to go online and starts chatting with this Naruto guy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,988 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fall of Atlantis by Silver Moon Lit Forest reviews
Sasuke had it all until his world literally came down around him. Stuck in a dying city, Sasuke fears his dying moments have come. But my chance, he's saved by a stranger and somehow they manage to survive.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,901 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Kisame H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Dying Romance by Angelas reviews
Itachi never told Naruto that his cute little brother was off limits. NARUsasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,156 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Yobai by Lime Daiquiri reviews
Allen attempts to show Kanda his affections by practising the art of night crawling. Arekan.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
The Break Up by theglassalchemist reviews
Sometimes Shisui should keep his mouth shut or maybe Itachi should learn to say no to Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Toilet Talk by UchihanoChidori reviews
Some people meet in the strangest places, and bond over the stupidest things.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
together, whole by LovelySpiral reviews
AU. His Snow White doesn't need a prince. SuiSasu. Fem!Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Suigetsu H., Sasuke U. - Complete
12 roses by thumbsup69 reviews
Sasuke receives a text message one day from a person named Naruto Uzumaki. Within a year of texting, Sauke finds him self hopelessly in love with the person that stole his heart with mear words... Narusasu! warnings and full summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,450 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kneel Standing Up by animelee reviews
Sesshomaru has never been one to submit to anyone, even as a slave, so there's no way he was going to do it to a hanyou prince...right? Yaoi, Inuyasha/Sesshomaru, shota, review!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,036 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru
Why the Akatsuki Should Never Teach Sex Ed by SilverLullabies93 reviews
Crack!Fic. When the Akatsuki decide that Team 7 needs to learn about sex, chaos is bound to ensure. Rated T for Hidan's mouth and refrences to... well read the title.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Akatsuki, Team Seven - Complete
Day In, Day Out by HowDoYouDoop reviews
In a busy city Uchiha Sasuke is a slave watching the world of the free pass by him. One day a young man stops at his window and strikes up a conversation. Talking is all well and good, but what can this blonde haired, blue eyed stranger do for Sasuke? ((TW:rape))
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,237 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Come Apart by secretpenname3 reviews
Naruto loses his virginity when he's only 15. It wasn't to the love of his life like he had always imagined. Sasuke would have curled his lips in pure hatred had he known. NaruXSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,322 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Haunted by Rasengan22 reviews
Naruto makes a bet he can spend one night in an old house rumored to have been the site of a massacre... but he doesn't quite make it through to dawn.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,945 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sanctuary by FIG-tree reviews
In Sasuke's last moments, he was with Naruto yet all he saw was his brother. Itasasu past , Narusasu one-sided.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Screw Me Over by Sharzam reviews
Naruto is the inheritor of a dark secret. Sasuke is the oblivious guy that gets sucked into it by Naruto's charisma and his own connection with their shared past. When everything starts falling apart and trust is worn thin, what could happen? NaruSasu AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,682 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Beneficial Love by Pochettino reviews
Because if they simply closed their eyes, they could pretend that they were not alone. That they were never truly broken. Drabble, mentions of Rikuo/Tsurara and Ryuuji/Yura. Character deaths and rated M for implied sex scene.
Nurarihyon no Mago/ぬらりひょんの孫 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Rikuo N. (Youkai), Yura K. - Complete
NEVER LET GO by SilverSauce reviews
A serious question interrupts a hot make-out session. What did Sasuke ask and how will Naruto choose to respond? Boy on boy love, introspection, references to archetypes and corny one-liners abound! Naru/Sasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
At One Glance by animelee reviews
Hanyou's were scorned, hated beasts; that was a fact of life. But what happens when Inuyasha goes against the very law of existence and norms of society? what happens when a certain Lord Sesshomaru gets involved? Yaoi, Incest, Inu/Sess. Review!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,550 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru
Psycho ONESHOT DARK NARUTO by Go-To-The-Extreme reviews
Sasuke couldn't breath properly with the cloth shoved in his mouth. And the fact that he was trapped in a basement with infamous odokemono, Konoha's most recent serial killer only increased the pummeling of his heart against his rib cage.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
You're Just A Boy by fuelled by ramen reviews
As far as Naruto was concerned no one was off limits, especially his ex-boyfriends innocent little brother. NARASASU. One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,155 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Babysitter by Daydreamer79 reviews
Itachi Uchiha doesn't need or want a babysitter. His parents don't agree and employ Kisame Hoshigaki to do the job. This means war.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
northern downpour by LovelySpiral reviews
In which he will fight for him. SuiSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Suigetsu H., Sasuke U. - Complete
old new borrowed blue by mickeylover303 reviews
It's just Naruto being Naruto, so Sasuke doesn't have to admit he doesn't mind letting him get away with doing these kinds of things. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,060 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dearly Beloved by CerealK reviews
Three years have not robbed Sasuke of the desire to ram something sharp and pointy through his ex-husband Uzumaki Naruto. But when fate throws the blond back into his path Sasuke begins to remember all the reasons he'd married the man in the first place.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 48,955 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
My Only Exception by akaiiko reviews
"It's a love story." Because Sasuke is complicated, Naruto is determined, Sakura is too smart, Suigetsu can't keep his mouth shut, Juugo is a Disney Princess in disguise, and Karin is the most awesomest girl ever. –NaruSasu; College!AU-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,639 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Talking About by mickeylover303 reviews
That night at Chouji's New Year's Party. AU. NarutoSasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,539 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto's One Thousand And One Confession ONESHOT by Go-To-The-Extreme reviews
AU It all started in high school when one blonde idiot fell in love with a beautiful pale egotistic bastard. Naruto's lifelong quest to get Sasuke's attention-even when the Uchiha becomes a judge Naruto becomes a daily offender just to see him AU FLU
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
From noon 'till night by oddbird reviews
A story of a man named Foxface and how he rode the west on his way to learn to dance with a hawk. NarutoxSasuke, Western AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 76,053 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Children of Vengeance by ForeverFalling86 reviews
Naruto knew marriage wasn't supposed to be easy, but he never thought that it'd be this damn violent. Mr. & Mrs. Smith, NaruSasu style
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,403 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Blindsided by The Raven and the Fox reviews
Six years after a massive fight with his best friend, Naruto has a part-time job teaching life drawing at the local art school. He expects another usual evening dodging two fangirls and one suspicious boy, but he's in for a surprise. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,487 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
dreaming by Fade131 reviews
He doesn't want to care, but he doesn't seem to have a choice. NaruSasu with a side of SuiSasu. Originally posted 3.5.2008
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I Dare You by CertifyyedGoon reviews
A simple game at a playground turns into a relationship-changing shuffle when Sasuke dares Naruto one too many times.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,523 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Rivalry by Fifi McFu reviews
Sasuke didn't get much warning that Naruto was going to attack him. In fact, he didn't get any warning at all. Drabble for Kyuume, NaruSasu, rated for language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just for Emphasis by mickeylover303 reviews
In which Naruto has no shame, Sakura isn't not checking out that guy at the booth, and Sasuke still doesn't have a type. Gen. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Forever Perfect by AkumaCrimson reviews
You won't leave this mansion. I won't allow it. You'll stay with me forever, with that perfect unblemished skin and beautiful face of yours. TyKan.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Kanda Yuu, Tyki Mikk
All That Ass by Animehead reviews
Sasuke really should learn to stop ignoring his text messages...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
What Lies Between by dmnq8 reviews
As in, 'All Heaven, Hell, and what lies between'. "It is choice, not chance, that determines your destiny."- Jean Nidect. Dark, evil Naruto. Religious themes. AU. Yaoi. Narusasu. Giftfic for Delectat. Disclaimer in my profile, warning in the fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,597 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Green Eyed Monster by Tawnia reviews
You can call it Envy, or Jealousy, or Lavi. Lavi-centric. LaviYuu, Arekan
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Lavi, Kanda Yuu - Complete
w i n g e d by akaiiko reviews
She says: "Sasuke, do you ever wish you fell in love with me instead?" And he says: "Yeah, Sakura, all the time." Naruto's heart shouldn't be breaking since he's not in love with Sasuke, but here's the part where his heart breaks. -NaruSasu; NaruHina; AU-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,323 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
NaruSasu Alternate Universes by Asuka Kureru reviews
Collection of various AU ficlets. AUs include cyberpunk, pirates, furries, firefighters, vampires, etcetera. Naruto-Sasuke centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,070 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Man of Dreams by ckret2 reviews
Hashirama put his highest hopes, dreams, and delusions into Konoha's creation. One was that, maybe, Madara didn't really hate him. Another was that, maybe, he didn't really love Madara. From Konoha's birth to the First Hokage's death. Onesided HashiMada.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,690 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
Cooking for Dummies by D.C.1 reviews
NaruSasu; Take one brooding chef. Add a blond playboy. Mix until firm. Sample to taste.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,536 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Chicken Soup for the Homicidal Soul by caitthecursed reviews
The only thing worse than having the stomach flu is being taken care of by Naruto Uzumaki. NaruSasu, rated for language and middle school humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Reunion of Shadows by Lisea18 reviews
Kakashi must probe Konoha's darkest secrets to find Sasuke. Will Sasuke be welcome back to Konoha? What is his complicated relationship with Kakashi? How will react Naruto... KakaSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 102,791 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
We Met At Midnight by fuelled by ramen reviews
What harm could a walk alone after midnight do? Oh, only force you into the arms of a beautiful yet terrifying blond. Sasuke, didn't your mother ever tell you what lurked on the streets after dark? NARUSASU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,071 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Bloodstained Promises by 7dragons7 reviews
He had only wished to return what belonged to his Aya-tan... with the will he had...he had never thought it would come to this... Rated M for Character death
07-Ghost - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Ayanami, Hyuuga - Complete
The Divine Glitch by michelerene reviews
There are reasons why two people can't be together. Separated by oceans, by wars, by family feuds. Try being the Angel of Death. Romeo and Juliet were lucky. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,842 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 1,833 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Midnight Train Going Anywhere by mickeylover303 reviews
A collection of beginnings, ends, and those not so definable moments in between that don't have to mean anything at all. AU. NarutoSasuke. Companion piece to Orbital Period.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,390 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Inappropriate by Fifi McFu reviews
Sasuke and Naruto take text sex to a whole new level. NaruSasu drabble
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 63 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Matter of Convenience by Aleia15 reviews
The war is over and it's time for the reconstruction. The new Soutaichou of the Gotei-13 has more than enough on his plate to have to deal also with cocky newly appointed Taichous and a friendship he neither wants nor needs. Byakuya/Ichigo
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,734 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Byakuya K., Ichigo K. - Complete
White Gold by kodak-85 reviews
Sasuke stumbled through the door. Pulling off his coat and inspecting the cuffs of his sleeves where long golden hairs clung, Sasuke thought, Goddamn werewolves. AU, SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,364 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
In The Arms of Your Most Hated Foe by Kaiyosei reviews
He hated her because he loved her. Naraku & Kikyo.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Kikyou, Naraku - Complete
Great Expectations by TenshiXXX reviews
The Rouen School For Supernatural Entities is the foremost place of learning for human-like magical beings. As a result, Naruto Uzumaki, a fox demon, didn't expect to be accepted. And he didn't expect to develop a fixation on Sasuke Uchiha, a sorcerer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,426 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
About the Unmentionable Brother by Simple-Minded Idiot reviews
Naruto knows no limits. That's kind of a bad thing for Sasuke, especially when he just wants to sleep and forget the fact that the ground he's sleeping on is harder than Naruto's head.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Drafts by nostratic reviews
Absolutely nothing had changed, and Naruto felt like kicking something. Preferably himself. But Sasuke would do as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,880 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Nine Years Overdue by RainingSprinklesDownMyThroat reviews
Sasuke grew up on the streets with no one to rely on but himself after his brother abandoned him. But when Itachi suddenly falls back into his life, how will he react? And will he leave behind the friends he's made? Characters: Ita,Sasu Taka,Akatsuki
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,600 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Paperwork by antisaints reviews
One day is all it takes to tell if two people are in love or not. NaruSasu. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ninja! by Ladelle reviews
In the real world, Naruto tries his darnedest to convince Sasuke that yes, he is indeed a ninja. One-shot, humor. Naru-Sasu-Naru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Proverbs 6:25 by antisaints reviews
Nobody ever brags about going to Catholic School. NaruSasu YURI. AU. Requested by elveljung.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,535 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
raison d'etre by Masked-Writer-In-Disguise reviews
SaiSasu. 'There was that feeling again. What had Naruto called it? Protectiveness; possessiveness? What was it and why did he feel it in regards to Sasuke' Bach story to Learning and Comfort. Rated M for later chapters. On Pause; sorry y'all...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,518 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Sai, Sasuke U.
To Be or Not To Be? by Shounen-Ai reviews
The Uchiha family is always on the move when strange noises come from the youngest Uchiha's room. Especially when Naruto is involved. NaruSasu Crackfic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Basmati Rice, Bedroom Doors and Sasuke by Mass Effecting Your Pants reviews
Naruto x Sasuke, Romance, Humour, Entirely Purposeful Misuse of Sexy No Jutsu. How did his screaming at Sasuke that he could pay for his own shopping in the supermarket turn in to some paperback novel romantic rendezvous? And when the hell did they go dancing! As well Naruto knew he wasn't wearing some sequinned dress yesterday.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,622 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tweezertorture and Other Such Injustices by TenshiXXX reviews
In a desperate bid to seduce Sasuke, Naruto asks for Itachi’s help. Unfortunately, Naruto didn’t count on Itachi’s approach involving two scary friends and a makeover. Wait, Hidan! What are you doing with those tweezers? CRACK SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,108 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Talk by TenshiXXX reviews
Sasuke, aged 10, asks the question every parent- and older brother, in this case- dreads to hear: what is sex? Try not to scar him too much, Itachi. Background KisaIta.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Orbital Period by mickeylover303 reviews
Five times Naruto gets caught in various stages of kissing Sasuke and the little things that help bring a relationship full circle. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,064 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Shunsui’s Jealousy by Blood Rose Vampiress reviews
Shunsui's jealous of Byakuya....
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Shunsui K., Byakuya K. - Complete
What's wrong with this picture? by TenshiXXX reviews
Sasuke wakes up next to Naruto, falls out of bed and then Itachi comes round to interfere. Contains flashing imagery and disturbing scenes. Do not read whilst on medication. CRACK. SasuNaruSasu KisaIta hints of KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,165 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sword Collector by heythatsmybike reviews
In which Juugo realizes that Suigetsu's hobby has a double-meaning and Karin fumes. Implied SuiSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Crisis Code by Atari Atagashi-Chan reviews
KakaSasu YAOI AU Sasuke's life was already spiraling downward as he gave up his real life for a life online in an MMO. Yet, when his life takes a turn through alcohol, drugs, and apathy, who else is there to bring him back other than his guild leader?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,097 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H.
Nocturnes by That.Other.Boleyn.Girl reviews
Without quite knowing why, Sasuke Uchiha agrees to help a self-confessed murderer who shows up on his doorstep. NaruSasu, AU, yaoi, One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,872 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Fifth Ring by Skyskater reviews
Ulquiorra's having a horrible winter. Grimmjow is off on a business trip, the weather is terrible, and someone is giving him pointless gifts. GrimmUlqui, follows the 12 Days of Christmas song.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Awkward, Awkward by Hedonistic Opportunist reviews
Five times in which Sasuke and Naruto are idiots about sex, and one time they aren't.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Underneath The Fake Starry Sky by Shounen-Ai reviews
Sasuke fell in love the Whiskered Man. He was raped and rejected. Later on in the years, he became a prostitute. Then he meets the Whiskered Man again, yet he's different from before. /NaruSasu/ 1st ever Lemon!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,304 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sleeping With The Enemy by Firisu reviews
AU. Amidst war and bloodshed, Sasuke is taken in by the enemy. But instead of being killed, he comes out with an experience he'll never forget, one that has him coming back for more. NaruSasu, yaoi, smut, character death, one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,665 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Masked by Jelp reviews
Everyone hides things. But Sasuke is tired of his lover hiding his face from him. Sasuke plans to unmask his lover no matter what, but perhaps some secrets are better left hidden...NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,530 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Miso Addiction by Asuka Kureru reviews
Naruto never thought his lovers would stab him in the back like that. Evil. Pure evil. NaruSasuSaku silliness, oneshot, complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wives' Tales by myfreudianslip reviews
Where Arthur goes 'Oh noes, my rep,' and Merlin goes 'Oh noes, my virtue,' and Gwen goes, 'Oh noes, my big mouth,' and Morgana plots evil plots.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Nostalgia by forbiddenist reviews
“This is the line that marks insanity, Sasuke.” He made a line in the dirt in front of him with his foot. “Cross it.” ItaSasu, NaruSasu, slight GaaSasu. Rated M. Really. Now with Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,957 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Services Rendered by michelerene reviews
Later, Sasuke would realize just how much Naruto had done for him. This epiphany came, of course, after he'd betrayed the detective and destroyed his trust. Now, earning back that trust just might kill them both. NaruSasu Giftfic for Ivvymoon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,525 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Affair with the Resident Demon by sir authoress reviews
Naruto, your average resident demon. He doesn’t ask for much. Really, he doesn’t. Just a sacrifice a year to keep him happy – until fate gives him Uchiha Sasuke and Naruto thinks he might have found the one. That is, if they don’t kill each other first.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,408 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Sinking by RosaLui reviews
AU. Uzumaki Naruto has spent his entire life trying to succeed. Uchiha Sasuke has sacrificed everything to fulfill his goals. They meet in the middle, and this could be what saves them, or what sinks them both forever. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,755 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Elysium by That.Other.Boleyn.Girl reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is drugged at a brothel and taken home by a certain charismatic blond. What results is a fascinated, fatal attraction which blurs the lines between dream and reality. NaruSasu, ItaSasu, SasuSasu, AU, One-Shot. Winner: 2009 Naruto Yaoi Fest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,792 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Purely Coincidental by R.G. Waffles reviews
Because sometimes, things are purely coincidental, and a first meeting can’t change Naruto’s life, but it can make one heck of a short story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Weird by myfreudianslip reviews
Sasuke, Naruto realizes belatedly, came back weird er.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Dreaming of a Nightmare by Skyskater reviews
So I'm rooming with this guy in university. His name reeks of everything that he is. I hate him already. RenBya AU
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,724 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Jumping Off by Ljiljana reviews
It's been years since Naruto last saw Itachi's kid brother. Only Sasuke is not a kid any longer. gift-fic for madSanja Oneshot, yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,192 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Nocturne by Sandylee007 reviews
Despite the secret nights he has with Sasuke, Neji learns the hard way that in the end the hero always claims his. YAOI NejiSasu, hints of onesided NaruSasu ONESHOT A member of my 'The One Thing You Want' -wave
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Neji H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Great Debate by myfreudianslip reviews
It all started, innocently enough, with a pair of jeans.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,343 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Only Fools Die by Hedonistic Opportunist reviews
All this time, he'd been chasing after a foolish dream. NaruSasu. AR.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,791 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Take Thee to be my Other Wife by Ladelle reviews
Sakura offers to marry Sasuke to ensure his citizenship, but not without feelings for him. When Naruto Uzumaki comes into the picture, her matrimonial bliss may be put on hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,107 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 119 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Storm Rider by Thorn In Your Side reviews
SuiSasu. Love is in the air, and in the water. AU, oneshot. Supernatural!Sui.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Suigetsu H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Frogs and Ninja by Cali0623 reviews
It was supposed to be a routine sparring session. But when Naruto gets distracted while attempting to use his new technique, the results are disastrous. Once again, it's up to Sasuke to fix the idiot's mistake. NaruSasuNaru - Spoilers through chapter #438
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,708 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
And a Devil to Dance a Dirge With by Mek reviews
When revenge is the only thing you have left, you'll do anything you can to achieve it. ::sequel to A Prelude. Old American West AU, future Deidara/Sasuke::
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Western/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,223 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Deidara, Sasuke U.
Hidan's Hell by Death Fox reviews
Jashin, forgive me. It was a cute bunny, and it wanted a hug. Rated R for Retarded
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Hidan - Complete
Cookie Crumbs by darkalbino reviews
Because the easiest way to a man’s heart would be through his stomach. NaruSasu, lemon, oneshot. Giftfic for Master of the Rebels.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,873 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 64 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
If That's All Right by Shaitanah reviews
One of these days, Sasuke will have to stop running. It could be today. Naruto/Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bonding by sohesy reviews
Sasuke has self-control, and Naruto has none, but they both have something to teach. Introspection, handcuffs.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Best Day Ever by fishiesinthesky reviews
Narusasu ONE-SHOT! Of garlic, tomatoes and fire extinguishers. Sasuke comments on Naruto's nonexistent cooking skills, and Naruto... well, he's just being himself. Not that it helps much.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Girl ly by Shounen-Ai reviews
Naruto notices something about Sasuke...and goes a little to far to try and explain it to him. Implied NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sun Up, Sun Down by Hedonistic Opportunist reviews
When Naruto “earns” his cash to spend it at the best brothel in town, he expects good service. However, he gets more than he paid for. NaruSasu, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,526 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Vigilante by NoNoWriter reviews
Sasuke is not amused, because the three kids keep on annoying him and Naruto does nothing but grin all day long. NaruSasuNaru citrus of some sort.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,954 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Wanna Have Sex? by Asuka Kureru reviews
narusasu-sasunaru shonen ai, no actual sex, COMPLETE. Team Hawk socializes with their Konoha peers. Sasuke socializes with Naruto. Kinda. Maybe. Yes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Marche Funebre by That.Other.Boleyn.Girl reviews
I love you, Sasuke. But that won't stop me from killing you. Oneshot. ItaSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fire! by MaliBiser reviews
Imagine very random Naruto characters put together inside a burning building. How would each of them react? Read and find out, crack list, suggestions welcomed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete
Breaking by Aleia15 reviews
Everyone has a limit. Ichigo just reached his. Follos Again. Ichigo/Byakuya
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Byakuya K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Serendipity by KageKitsune XXX reviews
We keep meeting in the strangest places and the strangest times. The universe knows we belong together, why don't you? NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,870 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
No Reservations by Maurelle reviews
Welcome to Sharingan, the newest restaurant in New York City. It's home to one bastard head chef and his motley crew. Enjoy your dining experience, just remember, don't piss off the cook.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,798 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Again by Aleia15 reviews
Byakuya is all soft unspoiled skin and regal composure, dark hair surrounding his head like a halo and even darker eyes. IchigoByakuya
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Byakuya K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Insanity by kally77 reviews
Crack!fic. Spoilers for manga up to #412. NaruSasu - kinda. Naruto got turned into a toad. Only a kiss from his closest friend will turn him back into himself.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Subtle Art of Uchiha Seduction by Kantayra reviews
Sasuke's finally decided on his chosen mate, and he pursues him with the same ruthless determination he does everything else. Unfortunately, it's all too subtle for Naruto. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 58 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Only A Miracle by Not Really Yours reviews
Itachi was sick, and dad had said only a miracle would save him. So little Sasuke Uchiha went to get him one. ItaSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
In The Blood by jadedone reviews
Hunted for his DNA, Sasuke of the Uchiha experiment can’t afford friendship or honour in the fight for survival, yet a certain idiot might reignite his faith in the human race...or lead them both to extinction [AU. Eventual NaruSasu]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,139 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Banquet In the Dark by Chou ni Natte reviews
Sasuke is dared by his friends to sleep in a graveyard. Normally, Sasuke wouldn’t participate in stupid dares like that. *ItaSasu* *AU*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
My Dark Obsession by AshleeTheDragon reviews
Naruto is an average child who needs to be taken care of...or can looks be deceiving? SASUNARU and NARUSASU, shouta, yaoi, dark themes, all that stuff. COMPLETE 7/10/08
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,277 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Overprotective by Not Really Yours reviews
Naruto is coming to dinner with Sasuke's family, and Itachi's a little protective of his foolish little brother. NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Pets and Dolls by sir authoress reviews
My name is Allen Walker, I’m a Pet and I’m in love with a Doll. AU, Slash, AllenKanda.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,058 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 5/15/2008
The Fish, The Fox and SasUke by jhisk reviews
“Hey I said listen SASUKE! I UZUMAKI NARUTO, FUTURE HOKAGE! SHALL MAKE UCHIHA SASUKE MY UKE!” Naruto yelled. Narusasu, suisasu, slight inosaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,245 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Morning Surprise by QueenTigris reviews
Temari wakes up with an unexpected little insomniac in her bed. And he doesn't want to leave. Post "Save Gaara" Arc. Family bonding.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Timely Conflict by Simple-Minded Idiot reviews
Boy from the future gets girl from the past. Boy from the future goes to past. Boy from the future gets surprised. Girl from the past is really... a boy from the past. A not so much epic tale of boy meets boy and things happening in between. NaruSasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,476 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Panda by Not Really Yours reviews
Sasuke makes a comment about Gaara and pandas, and everybody takes it not so well. GaaSasu
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete
Cope by Singe reviews
Because they had all been forced to learn how to survive alone...and occasionally, a replacement is necessary when the original is unobtainable. //NaruSasu, onesided SasuSaku, implied SuiSasu//
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,262 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Avoiding the Issue by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
In which Sasuke has issues and no one else is surprised. Except maybe Naruto. (NaruSasu)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,337 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 9/11/2004
Yellow Strings by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
Naruto and Sasuke compare their needle-point skills. mild SHOUEN AI
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 12/20/2003 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Our Dangerous Identities by cakecake reviews
Sasuke, a famous celebrity, stays in a hotel room and receives an unusual visit... just who is this irresistible stranger? AU, PWP, ItaSasu, Uchihacest
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,380 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 62 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Chalk Graffiti by Nozomi-sama reviews
That scribbled mess of color on the sidewalk is for all the eyes that wish to see it. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Whetted by emma'xo reviews
Threesome. Itachi and Kisame capture Sasuke. :Incest, yaoi, rape: :ItaSasuKisa:
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Elegy by emma'xo reviews
Sasuke has a reason for living: to kill his big brother Itachi and avenge the death of his parents. But can he do it when he's finally put face to face with Itachi after five years of hate, disappointment and anger? :Yaoi, incest, rape: :ItaSasu:
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,902 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Begging For It by Alley-Oop reviews
I never really understand how I make it through those nights. The pain of what Itachi does goes deeper than anything physical ever could. In those moments that he tries his best to rip me apart and tear me down, I don’t even cry out. ItaSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Library Skills for Dobes by KageKitsune XXX reviews
Who knew the library could be so educational? NaruSasu AU. Be warned: Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,747 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 50 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
War Zone by NoNoWriter reviews
In which Sasuke can almost taste the victory but ends up getting a mouthful of defeat. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
For Some Reason by Alley-Oop reviews
For some reason, we had always hated each other, despised each other’s presence, but that night together had been different. It had been great. It had been the first time, and the best time. NaruSasu KyuSasu. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Brother's Keeper by sesshomaru's dokkaso reviews
I couldn't resist. Completely separate from my other stories. Inuyasha stumbles across his brother's clothing, armor and dead vassals. And it only gets stranger from there on out when he discovers his brother's a toddler hiding beneath Ah Un's body.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,300 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Sesshomaru, Inuyasha - Complete
10 ways to bag an Uchiha by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Watch, as Naruto tries to bag his very own Uchiha. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 57 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Death by kunai What a loser by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Naruto dies and Sasuke brings him back. Or how the Sasuke lookalike kicked Naruto ass into breathing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Faux Pas by peroxidepest17 reviews
Zaraki Kenpachi is the last person on earth you should show any sort of weakness to.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Byakuya K., K. Zaraki - Complete
How High! by jadedone reviews
When sensei says, ‘jump’, Sasuke’s supposed to say, ‘how high, master?’ Yeah. As if. And some people just can’t take orders. Or jokes for that matter… Prechidori shenanigans [borderline KakaSasu, if that’s possible. Suggestiveness abounds]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Byakuya: He or she? by Greenzaku reviews
Yachiru has a burning question for Renji. What's his captain's sex?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Byakuya K., Yachiru K. - Complete
Prerequisite by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
In which Team 7 receives some special education to prepare for their next mission.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Contradictions by Simple-Minded Idiot reviews
Naruto was the cute freshman who tried to look his age. Sasuke was the nonchalant senior who was loved by all. They probably had the oddest relationship dynamics. [Fem!SasuNaruSasu]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bonds by Happiness's Deceit reviews
NaruSasu. Fifty sentences on their relationship, as well as Itachi's part in it. Includes overprotective!Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Daddy Dearest by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Inoichi is very protective of his only daughter. Shikamaru knows this. So why does he keep returning to the pretty blonde? [InoShika][Oneshot][For Renalin]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Shoot Your Mouth Off by Jukebox Hound reviews
[NaruSasu. Post timeskip.] How Naruto wondered about Sasuke’s sex life, how Sasuke figured out he might have manfeelings for Naruto, and then how Sasuke kicked Naruto in the face. Again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,284 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cups of Tea by R.G. Waffles reviews
[Oneshot] Everyone gets surprises on their birthday. Sasuke? He gets a massive gut wound, a trip to the verge of his deathbed . . . and a cup of tea? . . . from Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,277 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Why Konoha Nin should not get high! by KageKitsune XXX reviews
I think the title pretty much says it all! Pure crack... well weed anyway. M rating for adult language and themes, just to be on the safe side. Drug use, het, yaoi and yuri: All in a delicious swirl! Not for innocent eyes!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,396 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tupperware Meets Piranha by Lisea18 reviews
Why did Suigetsu accept to follow Sasuke? And just what kind of relationship can exist between a Tupperware and a piranha? YAOI SuigetsuSasuke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,387 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Naruto is gay for Sasuke by Quack says the T-shape reviews
N is for the Nakedness Naruto got to see when he yanked Sasuke’s towel away from him in the changing rooms.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The wonder that is maths class! by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Naruto has a problem involving Sasuke, and chooses to blame it on maths. And doodles. And Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1542 - Favs: 3,642 - Follows: 363 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 2,996 - Follows: 325 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Chaos theory by jwg676 reviews
The stars predict chaos...
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/24/2007 - Complete
For the Man Who Has Everything by peroxidepest17 reviews
Rukia wonders what to get for the guy who’s got it all.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Rukia K., Byakuya K. - Complete
I'll Stop If You Stop! by Emerald707 reviews
In which, Naruto will stop if Sasuke stops, and vice versa. Yaoi?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
First Kiss by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Naruto's first kiss with Sasuke didn't happen how he'd always imagined. NaruSasu SasuNaru. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Closet Cuddler by Quack says the T-shape reviews
In which Sasuke has an uke moment. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Metaphorical blissbubble by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Kakashi uses the fact that Naruto talks at Sasuke and Sasuke tolerates it to persuade Sakura that the two boys have mansex.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 55 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Understated by Ren Apple reviews
It is the little gestures that give him away, and Naruto only wants to be a part. ItaSasu, Kind of NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Midnight Stroll by shokai reviews
Is this the start of a beauuuutiful friendship? IchiBya but not romance. Rated for some language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Byakuya K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Sake Cup by Riza A reviews
When Itachi first joins Akatsuki, there's an initiation ceremony of sorts. One that involves alcohol. Lots, and lots, of alcohol. Strange things are said when one is drunk. Pity Kisame. DRUNK!Itachi crack fic. [Hints of ItachiKisame]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Lost in Translation by Hikari M666 reviews
AU SasuNaru. When Naruto bumps into Sasuke and doesn't recognise him, Sasuke pretends not to speak Japanese to avoid him. But he doesn't expect Naruto to start revealing all his secrets to a stranger.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 106 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love confessions by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke and Naruto yell out their differences until a love confession emerges.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
After Effect by Riza A reviews
The second time Tsukiyomi is used on him, Sasuke finds that acting is harder, and faces tend to change. A descent into madness goes unchecked. [Sasuke, Itachi, Naruto. Not romantic][Warning for graphically depicted content.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Acrophobia by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Unbeknownst to the general population of Konoha, Sasuke really didn’t like heights...something Naruto discovers as they travel on his giant frog.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Red by Agent420 reviews
Sasuke wants to be beautiful. Vaguely ItaSasu, incredibly disturbing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
The One And Only Truth by Asuka Kureru reviews
Obviously you NaruHina, NaruSaku and SasuSaku fans are dead wrong. Sakura and Hinata belong with each other, and this is why. Ahh, Sarcasm. It's what's for dinner.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Sakura H., Hinata H. - Complete
Damaged Sasuke by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Before Naruto, before Itachi killed off his entire family, there was a little boy named Sasuke who just wanted his father's recognition...but ended up getting mentally and emotionally scarred before his brother even contemplated mass murder.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Cuddling by Quack says the T-shape reviews
After sex, Naruto feels it's his right to fondle Sasuke a bit...something Sasuke disagrees with.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Carbon by desolate butterfly reviews
[KisaSasu fic] When Sasuke goes looking for Itachi, he comes across something just as dangerous. Potential Uchihacest and noncon ahoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/19/2006 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Kisame H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Know Your Place by desolate butterfly reviews
[KyuubiSasuke, KyuubiItachi, NaruSasu fic] Naruto uses the Kyuubi’s chakra in order to save Sasuke from Itachi, but now that Kyuubi is out, he wants some compensation. LEMON.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Sasuke U. - Complete
20 things by Quack says the T-shape reviews
There are 20 things Sasuke wants you to know about his relationship with Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 63 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Esprit of the Prodigious by firefly reviews
There is a place, there is a boy, there is a crack, and there is a crack in the boy. There is Uchiha Sasuke. Introspective. Psychological fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 57 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
When We Were Young by Sesshomaru-Sara reviews
Tears? For me? Aw, you shouldn't have.[ItaSasu Uchihacest MM light Shouta Itachi POV Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Living with Strangers by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
Naruto makes himself at home and it sucks to be Kakashi. [Implied NarutoSasuke. Sequel to Avoiding the Issue]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Ripple Effect by rayemars reviews
Sasuke's return to Konoha, and everything that comes after it. Some people have changed more than they wanted or deserved to. Vaguely AU. B.Y.O.Subtext
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 154,597 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 2/22/2006 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
The Red and the Black by Kay the Cricketed reviews
[NaruSasu AU] Uchiha Sasuke has just moved to small, secluded Konoha. Between remodeling, avoiding that idiot that owns ’The Nine Tails’ restaurant, and a psychotic brother stalking him, it should be an interesting year.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,440 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 90 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Carbon Copy by Asuka Kureru reviews
oneshot, prequel to Crossed Wires. Cyberpunk. Sasukebot didn't know that the designers reused physical specs. Who's that guy with his face?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Foreplay by Luchia13 reviews
Proof that even a blind deaf girl can tell Naruto and Sasuke are mad for each other. Now THEY just have to figure it out... ONESHOT, NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
He Sees by Hibiko Shinichi reviews
They loved him. He didn't. And Itachi just wants his brother to be happy. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
EUREKA! by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Did anyone ever tell Iruka that his name sounded like eureka? Well, goddamnit, Kakashi was about to! KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
What You Didn't Know About Sasuke by Cyberwolf reviews
And it will shock the whole world. Crackfic. :P
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 79 - Published: 7/28/2005
Infection by Hoshiki reviews
Yaoi: NaruSasu, KakaIru: Naruto finds himself obsessed with Sasuke’s legs after witnessing a secret act. It grows on him like an infection—burning inside like a great flame. And if he doesn’t treat that infection it’ll turn gangrene… [One shot, complete]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,698 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Complete
Fall to Golden by Hoshiki reviews
Yaoi: NaruSasu: How long can you hold your breath? Gold suffocates more than water ever could—and before you know it, you’ve lost your world. [Vignette, complete]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Complete
In Peril by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
Cliffsides are generally bad places to get into arguements. Team 7 fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/20/2005
The Inevitable by rayemars reviews
Sasuke can see the changes that communication with the fox demon is bringing to Naruto, and he knows what they're leading to.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/18/2004
Division by Sugahlei reviews
R - Naruto loses a part of himself through a forbidden jutsu--except that part isn't so far away. Things change, and Naruto is who he was supposed to be. (KyubiSasukeNaruto - yaoi)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,509 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 10/12/2004 - Published: 1/28/2004
Crossroads by XD reviews
In another time and place, Naruto is brought up without knowledge of the Shinobi. And Sasuke is about to find out that true friendship is more than just another phrase in the poetic analects.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 63,072 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/15/2004 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Numb by The Ambitious Blank reviews
Itachi is someone who will never go away.. (ItaSasu, hints of SasuNaru. Rated R for incest, blood, violence, dark stuff like that.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,154 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/30/2004
Naraku's Lament: Why She Doesn't Want Me by Yamisui reviews
Poor Naraku. His love lust, whatever... goes unrequited... kukuku
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Naraku, Kikyou - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1736 - Favs: 4,602 - Follows: 507 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mailbox by Morien Alexander reviews
complete A peek into the mailboxes of some of your favorite ninjas... No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2004 - Complete
The Dark Side of Being a Shinobi by kata-chan reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are handed a very peculiar mission that soon turns out to be complete disaster. Be warned: you will probably laugh your lungs out reading this. NaruSasu, gets R for language. Kindly R&R.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,604 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/30/2004 - Complete
Itachi by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
...what a weak, fragile neck he had...It would be so easy to break.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2004
Bedtime Stories by Sunfreak reviews
Kakashi tucks Team 7 in, despite heavy protesting on their parts. Yaoi and yuri.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 100 - Published: 6/20/2003
No Rest for the Wicked reviews
Ten years ago, on a Courage Test, Naruto died in front of their eyes. Ten years later, he's back, not quite human, and determined to make his friends pay for abandoning him. AU. NaruSasu, HashiMada and other pairings. Character death, violence, limes, dark. M for later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,527 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Ino Y., Madara U.