Author has written 4 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Sailor Moon, and Harry Potter.
What's Up! Oh wait, I know. It's the sky. *Goes in to corner and hits head against the wall* Well, here is my profile. Whupty-do. So yah.
Age: I don't know, I lost count.
Location: USA. For peoples of other countries, I haven't traveled out of the US. Ever. I may get some details about certain countries wrong. If you catch one, don't kill me. Just point it out. Please.
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I'm a girl who has absolutely no social life. I'm a girl who never gets invited to parties. I'm a girl who dresses out of style. I'm a girl who doesn't do drugs. Most of all, I'M A GIRL WHO COULDN'T CARE LESS ABOUT THAT STUFF. If you're that kind of girl too, copy this, paste it in your profile, and add your name to the list: ImmaBeatYouWithaCrowbar, Just A Million Rain Drops, Funnygina, RainonSaturn
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART! (I would love to do)
Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
The WHOLE story of the Girl who was pushed (Aka) THEY HURT HER( Poor Carmen)
Carmen Winstead was a young girl who died when she was pushed down the sewer by five girls she thought were her friends.
Carmen was 17 years old when her parents decided to move to Indiana. Her father had lost his job and the only way he could find new employment was by moving to a new state. The relocation caused a lot of problems for Carmen. She had to leave her friends behind and attend a whole new school in Indiana. Carmen had a hard time making friends when she changed schools. It was the middle of the school year and most of the students had no interest in befriending the new girl. Initially, she spent many days alone, walking from class to class without speaking to anyone, but she eventually started hanging around with a group of five other girls. Carmen thought these girls were her friends, but it wasn’t long before she discovered that they had been talking about her behind her back and spreading vile rumors.
When she confronted them, the girls turned on her and began bullying her every day, making her life a misery. They started out calling her names, but then the bullying got much worse. One day, she left her school books in the classroom at break time. When she returned, she found someone had taken a sharpie and written dirty words all over her books. Another day, she opened her bag and discovered someone had poured yoghurt all over the insides. Sometimes, she would come to school and find her locker had been vandalized. The final straw came when she put on her coat at recess and found that someone had stuffed dog poop in her pockets.
There and then, Carmen decided that she couldn’t take the bullying any longer. She planned to stay behind, that evening, after school, and tell her teacher what had been happening. Unfortunately, her decision came too late to save her life.
After lunch, her teacher announced that the school was holding a fire drill. When the alarm sounded, Carmen and the other students filed out of the classroom and assembled in the yard outside. As the teachers read out the roll call, the gang of five girls decided that this was a great opportunity to embarrass Carmen in front of the whole school during the fire drill. They moved over to where Carmen was standing, near a sewer drain, and began crowding the poor girl, getting in her face and nudging her towards the open manhole.
They pushed her and she tripped over and fell head-first down the manhole. When they saw her falling, the girls started giggling and when Carmen’s name was called out, they shouted "She’s down in the sewer!"
All of the other students began laughing. But when the teachers looked down the manhole and saw Carmen’s body lying at the bottom in the muck and the poop, the laughter abruptly stopped. Her head was twisted around at an odd angle and her face was covered in blood. Worse still, she wasn’t moving. There was nothing any of the teachers could do for her. Carmen was dead. When the police arrived and went down into the sewer, they determined that she had broken her neck. Her face had been torn off when she hit the ladder on the way down and her neck snapped when she landed on her head on the concrete at the bottom.
The police hauled Carmen’s body out of the sewer and sent her to the mortuary. Everyone had to stay behind after school while the police questioned all of Carmen’s classmates. The five girls lied to the police, saying they had witnessed Carmen falling down the sewer. The police believed the girls and Carmen Winstead’s death was ruled an accident and the case was closed. Everyone thought that was the last they would hear of Carmen Winstead, but they were wrong. Dead Wrong.
Months later, Carmen’s classmates began receiving strange e-mails on their MySpaces. The e-mails were titled "They Pushed Her" and claimed that Carmen hadn’t really fallen down the sewer, she had been pushed. The e-mails also warned that the guilty people should own up and take responsibility for their crime. If they didn’t there would be horrible consequences. Most people dismissed the e-mails as a hoax, but others were not so sure.
A few days later, one of the girls who pushed Carmen down the sewer was at home taking a shower, when she heard a strange cackling laugh. It seemed to be coming from the drain. The girl started to freak out and ran out of the bathroom. That night, the girl said goodnight to her mom and went to sleep. Five hours later, her mom was awoken in the middle of the night, by a loud noise that resounded throughout the house. She ran into her daughter’s room, only to find it empty. There was no trace of the girl. The worried mother called the police and when they arrived, they conducted a search of the area. Eventually, they discovered the girl’s grisly remains.
Her corpse was lying in the sewer, covered in muck and poop. Her neck was broken and her face missing. It had been completely torn off. One by one, all of the girls who pushed Carmen that day were found dead. They had all been killed in exactly the same way and were all found at exactly the same spot. In the sewer at the bottom of the same uncovered manhole where Carmen had met her doom. But the killing didn’t stop there. More and more of Carmen’s former classmates were found dead. It seemed that anyone who didn’t believe that Carmen had been pushed, was eventually found down in the sewer with their necks broken and their faces torn off.
They say that Carmen’s ghost is still on the rampage, hunting down anyone who doesn’t believe her story. According to the legend, Carmen will get you, whether it’s from a toilet, a shower, a sink or a drain. When you go to sleep, you’ll wake up in the sewer, in complete darkness, paralyzed, unable to move, hearing cackling laughter all around you. Then, as you scream in horror, Carmen will come and tear your face off.
So be careful who you bully, because you just might find yourself on the receiving end of the curse of Carmen Winstead.
FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.
Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.
If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.
Cheesey pick up lines. Also the best way to laugh in a guys face. Sorry boys, but women have it tough, and saying no is difficult. But you could always switch the genders.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together.
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Man: I know how to please a woman.
Man: I wanna give myself to you.
obedient women are never remembered in history
"To all the ugly ducklings everywhere:
Don't worry about those fluffy yellow morons,
They'll never get to be swans."
A white man said, “Colored people are not allowed here.”
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: “Listen sir….when I was born I was BLACK When I grew up I was BLACK, When I’m sick I’m BLACK, When I go in the sun I’m BLACK, When I’m cold I’m BLACK, When I die I’ll be BLACK. But you sir. When you are born you’re PINK When you grow up you’re WHITE, When you’re sick, you’re GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you’re cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?”Go Black Man! End the Racism!
According to chain messages…I should've died 18 times, been cursed twice, been cut 10 times. Either chain messages are fake or I'm superman.
"STUPID= Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand"
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.
Adults are just kids with money
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me
Its not that I'm not a “people person”... its just that I'm not a “stupid people person”.
Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt
Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience
Everyone has a right to be ugly, but you're abusing that privilege.
Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1?
By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life
I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words
Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret!
You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.
Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much
If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense
I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah!
If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?!
Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.
In a world of cheerios, be a frootloop!
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction! Favorite line to quote
Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking
Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything. Killed me the first time I read it. In fact, I'm still dying of laughter.
I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere
You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail.
There are two things that are infinite. The universe and human stupidity. And I'm not so sure about the universe.
Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.
Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.
Be yourself. That's crazy enough.
I see no good reason to act my age.
Don't follow my footsteps, I run into walls.
Be a dork!! Because being cool is overrated.
At this moment, you're the oldest you've ever been. Pretty deep huh?
Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads.
Hey you! Yeah you! No, not you, the other guy. You right there! Do you like tacos?
Worst time to have a heart attack; during a game of charades.
We're so cool ice cubes are jealous.
Im not as random as you think I salad.
On a scale of 1 to crazy I'm a penguin.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. And that is totally true.
A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Dang, that was fun!"
Anyone else having trouble getting to Narnia? I'm going to write that on a sign and hang it outside my house.
I've used up all of my sick days so I'm calling in dead. If I actually had a job, I would try that. T-T
Stereotyping? How do you type with a stereo? He he, riiiiight
People who don't know me think I'm quiet. People who do wish I was. Story of my life
I didn't slap you, I high-fived your face. I did that to my cousin once.
You're a great friend, but if the zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you.
DEATH: the number 1 killer in the U.S...tell your friends.
Hey stupid! Your sock is untied... I don't wear socks.
If my calculations are correct...slinkies escalator = EVERLASTING FUN!! But my calculations are rarely correct!
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. Eye rolling women are behind the stupid men too.
"To be is to do" Socrates
"To do is to be" Sartre
"Do be do be do." Sinatra
Ever notice that studying is "student" and "dying" put together? Now that you say it...0.o
Chocolate is the answer no matter what the question is.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
I have CDO. It's like OCD but all of the letters are in alphabetical order...like they should be. The guy I like has that.
It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces. I would know.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh,he just took a wrong turn,got lost,and is to stubborn to ask directions. Mine looked at me and took off.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
I like work. It fasinates me. I can sit and stare at it for hours.
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. I miss my favorite picture book the most, but my mind is still up there.
God created man-THEN had a better idea!
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. Never got why they do that.
You don't like me, well it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter. I have that written on my binder.
Please note : Christmas is cancelled - apparently you told Santa you were good this year ... and he died laughing. That's why I stopped bothering.
People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. If that were true, than they would have a use, Entertainment.
I was about to take over the world, but I got distracted when I saw something shiny. I did the same, but I got distracted by a book.
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.
Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.
Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up. My Grandfather still hasn't grown up
Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.
I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive. I have attempted that many times, but than a tornado comes and ruins all my work.
1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you. What if it's all 4 of you?
If you are what you eat, then cannibals are the only humans.
Boys are like lava lamps: fun to watch but not too bright.
10 years. Trillions of dollars. Thousands of soldiers dead. State of the art technology. The US finally found Bin Laden... In his house. So true...
Dear America, Since you released upon us the horror that is Miley Cyrus (I actually like her a bit but I thought this was funny) , we have decided to retaliate. Its name is Justin Bieber (His songs are ok but I hate him.) and no-one will be spared. Yours faithfully, Canada. Darn you Canada... (that was said like Dr. Doofensmerts in Phineus and Ferb.) My ears have been murdered 20 times over.
When I die, friends will go to my funeral, good friends will cry at my funeral, but my best friend will change my facebook status to "Chilin' with Jesus"I don't have a Facebook.
Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you two are going to kill each other, at least do it outside. I just finished cleaning!"
2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week."
3. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."
4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you aren't coming to the store with me!"
5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.
6. My mother taught IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
7. My mother taught me about THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"
8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!"
9. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
10. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "Your room looks like a tornado went through there!"
11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I've told you once, I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate!"
12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it too!"
13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"
14. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children around the world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"
15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home!"
16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You're going to get it when we get home!"
17. My mother taught me about MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way!"
18. My mother taught me about ESP. "Put your sweater on! Don't you think I know when you're cold?"
19. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When the lawnmower cuts off you toes, don't come crying to me!"
20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
21. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
22. My mother taught me about MY ROOTS. "Shut that door! Do you think you were raised in a barn?"
23. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you're my age, you'll understand."
24. My mother taught me JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
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Copy and paste this onto your profile if you think it's amazing to!
People call another Guy fat, No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight
People call an old man ugly, No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war.
Repost this if you are against bullying!
You know your in the 21st Century when:
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is because they don't have a screen name or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote then press the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job
7.) As you read this you keep nodding and smiling
8.) As you read this you think about sending it to all your friends
9.)and you were to busy to notice number 5
10.) You scroll back up again to see if there was a number 5
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly
12.) Put this in your profile, and you know fell for it too.
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…
You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.
There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”
Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.
When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.
You burn food to see if it smells good.
You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”
You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.
You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.
Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…
Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.
You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…
You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.
You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.
You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.
You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you
You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses??
Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.
When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.
You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas
You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.
You sometimes try to control water.
You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.
You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.
You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.
That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.
Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.
You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.
You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.
Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"
You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.
And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth
You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.
You curse a god/goddess a lot.
You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room.
You know PJO better then most sane people.
At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future
You wish you could find a rainbow and a golden drachma to see if Iris messages work
You give friends and youself a godly parent,
You are trying to learn Greek
You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.
You think of Percy every time you see a dark haried green-eyed boy
You have an instant crush on Nico! (Dude! I FANGIRL SQUEAL ABOUT HIM!!!!)
You just have to research more about greek mythology
You want to learn Latin.
You copy/paste this onto your profile
Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over
You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/should have, and your trying to get your friends to
You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO
Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree
You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them
You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god/goddess.
You’re nodding and smiling when you read this
You own every single book
You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list
You call yourself a demigod
You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real
You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO
You've called someone you know a satyr.
You think the TLT poster in your room is a video camera, and they are secretly watching you.
And thats how you know your obsessed with PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS!
Friends: Lend you an umbrella.
Best Friends: Takes yours and runs away screaming, "EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!!!!"
Friends: Never ask for anything to eat or drink
Best Friends: Are the reason your 'fridge is empty.
Friends: Would bail you out of jail.
Best Friends: Would be sitting there next to you saying, "THAT WAS SO FREAKIN' AWESOME!!!!"
Friends: Would help you up after you tripped.
Best Friends: Would help you up after you tripped, but only after their done laughing... yeah... don't count on getting helped up...
Friends: Borrows your stuff for a few days, then returns it.
Best Friends: Borrows you stuff, loses it, and tells you, "my bad... here's a tissue."
Friends: Know only your favorite things.
Best Friends: Could write an embarassing autobiography on your life story.
Friends:Will comfort you when your crush rejects you.
Best Friends: Will walk right up to your crush and say, "it's because you're gay, isn't it?"
( )( )( )( )( )( )- _ ɪƒ ƴσυ'ʀє αʟσηє,
A FRIEND AND A BEST FRIEND
A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
A friend tells you you deserve better when he dumps you, a best friend prank calls him and whispers "You will die in 7 days."
A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "Man, we screwed up."
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?
Friend: calls your parents by mr. and mrs.
Best friend calls your parents dad and mom.
Friend:has never seen you cry
Best Friend: has always had the best shoulder to cry on
Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink
Best friend: opens the fridge and makes herself at home.
Friend:asks you to write down your number.
Best friend: ask you for their number (cuz they can't remember it -)
Friend:borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back
Best friend:has borrowed things and when u ask for it they give u a tissue saying they lost it.
Friend:only knows your fave color, movie, and book
Best friend:could write a (very embarrassing!!) biography on your life
Friend:will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
Best friend:will kick the crowd's butt if they are doing that to you
Friend: would ignore this
Best friend: will repost this on their profile
WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS...
... make lemonade and throw it in the face of the guy who gave you the lemons when you asked for oranges.
... make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it!
... suck out all of the vitamin C and yell “EAT THAT, LIFE!
... ask for salt and tequila!
... grow a lemon tree. When that tree gives you more lemons, make a lemon orchard. When that orchard gives you more lemons, sell them and become rich. Then next time you see life, you can say, “Thanks for the lemons!” Life hates people who are grateful for its lemons.
... eat them, they are good for you – life knows best.
... throw them back and yell “I WANTED CHOCOLATE!”
... ask what life is suggesting.
... throw them back and ask for cookies.
When life gives you lemons and for some reason you can’t make lemonade, find a recipe for a lemon cake. The secret is to turn bitter into sweet and darkness into light.
If life gives you two lemons, find someone whom you love and give one to them.
When life gives you lemons…Lemon fight!
Life gave me lemons, I wanted to make lemonade, but I have no sugar. Care to give me some?
When life gives you apples say: Oi! What happened to the lemons?
As life hands you lemons, be grateful you received something.
When life DOESN’T give you lemons, you’ll soon find that you miss them.
The one that likes books more than boys.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy.
The one who always wonders what she did wrong.
The one who writes to escape.
The one who just wants to help.
The one that really wants to make a difference.
The one that sticks to her values.
The one that refuses to believe that this is it.
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow.
The one who won't give in.
The one who won't give up.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.
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Did you know...
Kissing is healthy.
Now... make a wish.
PJO fan: PERCY!
When rain suddenly come…
Mortal: Damn it!
PJO fan: Grab a tissue Zeus!
Mortal: Oh My god!
PJO fans: Di Immortales!
Mortal: Shut up!
Thalia: Shut up or my dad will zap you!
Percy: Shut up or my dad will blast you into seawater!
Annabeth: Shut up or my mom will kill you with wisdom!
Nico: Shut up or I’ll bring you to my dad NOW!
Beckendorf: Shut up or I’ll invent something to kill you!
Travis/Conner: Shut up or you will be as poor as a beggar! (They’d steal everything away.)
Katie: Shut up or I'll make you eat cereal for the rest of your life!
Silena: Shut up or my mom will mess up your love life!
Castor: Shut up or my dad will wrap you with vines!
Clarisse: Shut up. My dad's sharpening his knife.
Chiron: Shut up or my dad will— Oh wait that doesn’t work. Shut up or I and my buddies will have a stampede on you!
Percy Jackson Quotes:
"Let us find the dam snackbar." Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."
Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"
Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"
"Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries."
Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."...I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand."
"I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said.
"And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt." -Thalia, Zoe, Grover, and Percy in The Titan's Curse
Grover was sniffing the wind, looking nervous. He fished out his acornd and threw the into the sand, then played his pipes. They rearranged themselves in a pattern that made no sense to me, but Grover looked concerned.
"That's us," he said. "Those five nuts right there."
"Which one is me?" I asked.
"The little deformed one," Zoe suggested.
"Oh, shut up." - Grover, Zoe, and Percy in The Titan's Curse
He stood at the edge of the glacier, leaning on the staff with the golden eagle, gazing down at the wreckage he'd caused: several hundred acres of newly open water dotted with icebergs and flotsam from the ruined camp. The only remains on the glacier were the main gates, which listed sideways, and a tattered blue banner lying over a pile of snow-bricks.
When they ran up to him, Percy said, 'Hey,' like they were just meeting for lunch or something.
'You're alive!' Frank marveled.
Percy frowned. 'The fall? That was nothing. I fell twice that far from the St Louis Arch.'
'You did what?' Hazel asked.
'Never mind. The important thing was I didn't drown.'
'So the prophecy was incomplete!' Hazel grinned. 'It probably said something like: The son of Neptune will drown a whole bunch of ghosts.'
Percy shrugged. He was still looking at Frank like he was miffed. 'I got a bone to pick with you, Zhang. You can turn into an eagle? And a bear?'
'And an elephant,' Hazel said proudly.
'An elephant.' Percy shook his head in disbelief. 'That's your family gift? You can change shape?'
Frank shuffled his feet. 'Um … yeah. Periclymenus, my ancestor, the Argonaut – he could do that. He passed down the ability.'
'And he got that gift from Poseidon,' Percy said. 'That's completely unfair. I can't turn into animals.'
Frank stared at him. 'Unfair? You can breathe underwater and blow up glaciers and summon freaking hurricanes – and it's unfair that I can be an elephant?'
Percy considered. 'Okay. I guess you got a point. But next time I say you're totally beast –'
'Just shut up,' Frank said. 'Please.'
Percy cracked a smile.
-Percy, Hazel, and Frank In Son of Neptune
"Um, Percy?" Frank looked at Tyson with trepadition. "I just...don't want our friend here getting hurt. Is Tyson a fighter?"
Percy smiled. "Is he a fighter? Frank, you're lookin at General Tyson of the Cyclops army.
And by the way, Tyson, Frank is a descendant of Poseidon."
"Brother!" Tyson crushed Frank in a hug.
Percy stifled a laugh. "Actually he's more like a great-great-...Oh, never mind. Yeah, he's your brother."
"Thanks," Frank mumbled through a mouthful of flannel.
-Percy, Tyson, and Frank In Son of Neptune
He passed Mrs. O'Leary, who looked up curiously with a gorgon wriggling in her mouth.
"I'm fine!" Percy yelled as he ran by, followed by a giant screaming bloody murder.
He jumped over a burning scorpion and ducked as Hannibal threw a
Cyclops across his path. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Tyson pounding the Earthborn into the ground like a game of whack-a-mole. Ella was
fluttering above him, dodging missiles and calling out advice: "The groin. The Earthborn's groin is sensitive."
"Good. Yes. Tyson found its groin."
"Percy needs help?" Tyson called.
"Die!" Polybotes yelled, closing fast.
Percy kept running.In the distance, he saw Hazel and Arion galloping across thebattlefield, cutting down centaurs and karpoi. One grain spirit yelled
"Wheat! I'll give you wheat!" but Arion stomped him into a pile of breakfas cereal. Queen Hylla and Reyna joined forces, forklift and pegasus riding
together, scattering the dark shades of fallen warriors. Frank turned himself into an elephant and stomped through some Cyclopes, and Dakota heldthe
golden eagle high, blasting lightning at any monsters that dared to challenge the Fifth Cohort.
Weird is good, strange is bad and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If there are times where you DO annoy people just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into/onto/in your profile/bio. .
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, .a.broken.heart.within. The Most OOC Writer Around, Mask of Mirage, EcoliandDahChihuahua, Flower of the Desert, SarcasticallyTroublesomeGirl, Mitsukai Tsubasa, Gforcemember45, Zillah 91, Onix Attack, Kaity the Chameleon, xX-Arianna-hime-Xx, Seppaku, Amanemanga, Rethira, devotedtodreams, SkywardShadow, Dolphingirl32173, Almond of the Stars, Livicoyne, chinqs, and AnidGrantDaughterofNeptune :), RainonSaturn
COPY AND PASTE THIS IF YOU THINK MCDONALDS IS TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD ONE CHEESEBURGER AT A TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTH!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), NinjasWillRuleTheWorld (Australia),Shadowtheangel (Sweden), Ice Prince Hitsugaya (USA), Gaara of the Desert564 (USA), RebeccaUlquiorraCifer23 (USA), TheCursedOne (Colombia)AndiGrantDaughterofNeptune(USA), RainonSaturn(USA)
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.
IF YOU WANT TO BE A WRITER WHEN YOU GROW UP COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE.
I got this from oadf45's profile.
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask;
Friendship is like peeing your pants,
I'm the type of girl that manages to plan a whole world domination in Histroy class. (At my old school xD)
I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile (3:00 is my record)
Copy and paste this to your profile if you know a book character that just HAS to exist.
If you want your favorite fictional characters to exist, copy and paste on your profile
If you talk to inanimate objects, copy and paste to your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end reading fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with FanFiction, put this into your profile.
If you've ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile
If you've ever snuck on fanfiction when you were supposed to be doing something else, say, your homework, copy and paste into your profile
If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile (I finished Divergent in 1 day. It was a school day. I got it in Homeroom that day.)
I am so sorry to put this up here, but I get soooooo freaked out by these, it's not even funny. I have this big problem with my imagination, especially at night, so this scares the crap out o f me.
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.