Author has written 1 story for Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Hello people of fanfiction!!! favorite color-my fav colors are purple and scarlet pets-I have a dog, 2 cats, and a calf (baby cow) hobbies-my hobbies are reading, writing, and 4-H activities (ceramics, Writing , and showing animals) other things-i have a twin sister (i am taller even though she is older by a minute), and an older brother. I would like to say that i am smart, funny, sarcastic, and even (if i am angry) a little mouthy;p I am female I love reading and anime i love all things outdoors and animals i esspecially love fishing and my best friends on fan fiction is WhatUpMyPeeps and masterofthedarkrealm I have 8 wonderful friends that are all very fun to hang out with I'm also in band and play trombone i might be the only girl trombone player but i really don't care i do it anywaysso if you are reading any of my books i hope you enjoy and have fun reading them and sorry about any spelling errors ;p Fandoms I am into:Percy Jackson (duh), Heroes of Olympus, Hunger Games, Eragon, Lorien Legacies (I am Number Four),Harry Potter, Avengers, How to train your dragon (books) , Septimus Heap, Keys to the Kingdom, The Sea of Trolls, Kane Chronicles, Narnia, Charlie Bone, Kingdom Keepers, Yu-Gi-Oh, Bleach, Inuyasha, Hetalia, Sword Art Online, Blue exorcist, Yu Yu Hakusho, love Code Geass, One Piece, Soul Eater, HunterxHunter, Fairy Tail, and Sailor Moon. There's probably more I just can't think of them at the moment. stuff i copied and pasted To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!" 5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. Blast Hannah Montana with the Windows Down to Embarrass the Friends You're Driving With. 7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'. 9. Skip down the hall while Singing 'I'm off to see the Wizard! The Wonderful Wizard of Oz!' 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Tell your Teachers You Couldn't Finish Your Homework because your Internet was down. Tell Them Through Email. 16. When arguing with someone, randomly start yelling at them in another language, fake or real. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!' 18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' 20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity: Stuff I copied and pasted. :) OXYMORONS: 45. Act naturally 44. Found missing 43. Resident alien 42. Advanced BASIC 41. Genuine imitation 40. Airline Food 39. Good grief 38. Same difference 37. Almost exactly 36. Government organization 35. Sanitary landfill 34. Alone together 33. Legally drunk 32. Silent scream 31. Living dead 30. Small crowd 29. Business ethics 28. Soft rock 27. Butt head 26. Military intelligence 25. Software documentation 24. New classic 23. Sweet sorrow 22. Child Proof 21. "Now, then ..." 20. Synthetic natural gas 19. Passive aggression 18. Taped live 17. Clearly misunderstood 16. Peace force 15. Extinct life 14. Temporary tax increase 13. Computer jock 12. Plastic glasses 11. Terribly pleased 10. Computer security 9. Political science 8. Tight slacks 7. Definite maybe 6. Pretty ugly 5. Twelve-ounce pound cake 4. Diet ice cream 3. Working vacation 2. Exact estimate ...And the number 1 oxymoron is.. 1. Microsoft Works If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something. (It all makes so much sense now) There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much. (This is WAY too true.) There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. (Thank you, someone finally understands) Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door... If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile If you think its AWESOME for people to review your stories If you believe in Jesus Christ, copy and paste this onto your profile. Do not ignore this, because it is said in The Bible that' If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father at the gates of Heaven.' Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just one review, paste this into your profile. If you randomly start singing when people say certain words, copy this into your profile. If you're a bookworm, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile. (I have done this several times) If you believe every child deserves a chance to grow up and go to school, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile. (everyone loves chocolate) If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile If you wish that a fictional character were real, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have an annoying older or younger sib, copy this to your profile. (You love them anyway) If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile. Everyone has six names: 1.) Your real name Which I am not putting 2.) Your detective name (favorite color and favorite animal) Purple Dolphin? 3.) Your soap opera name (middle name and street name) Elizabeth Himan 4.) Your Star Wars name (First three letters of last name, first two of middle name, and last three of last name) Marelkel 5.) Superhero name (Color of your shirt and first thing to your right) Pink remote? 6.) Goth name (Goth and the name of one of your pets) Goth Foxy ( this is the weirdest) On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Unless you wanna go bald.) On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (I'm sensing something. Something...wrong.) On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (How do you use regular soap?) On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (What if I prefer it frozen?) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Boy! Somebody's late on the warning, dude!) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (ummmm isnt that what heating is supposed to do On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (No! And I thought that saved time. Should I not blow dry my hair in the shower too?) On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (Why do I sense something is off here?) On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.) On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (Isn't that what I want?) On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (Please tell me somebody translated this wrong!) On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (Is there any other place for it to be used) On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (I am now Interested in this other use) On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (No kidding, it should i paid for it) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (Thank you, i had no idea what to do with it!) On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Was that a popular problem...?) On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Well that just crushed a lot of people's dreams Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children (Now i am confused) Candle: Warning: A burning candle is fire (OOOOH! I thought it was just a pretty decoration that hurt you when you touched it.) Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking (How could you?) Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado (I wonder if this was a common problem) Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts (How could a frisbee be made of small parts?) Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. (Wouldn't they be already dead) Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping (Opps! To late!) Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required (Oh, I just thought you stared at it! ) this is this cat this is is cat this is how cat this is to cat this is keep cat this is a cat this is loser cat this is busy cat this is for cat this is forty cat this is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? People who say anything's possible haven't tried closing a revolving door. An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if well-aimed. Parents spend the first years of your life telling you to walk and talk, then the rest of it telling you to sit down and shut up. Paper may beat rock, but cannonball make big hole in paper. One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons. One day your prince will come. Mine? He took a wrong turn, got lost, and was to stubborn to ask for directions. I hear your silence loud and clear. It's always the last place you look for it... of course it is! Why would you keep looking if you found it? It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and 4 to reach out and slap someone. I'm not so good at advice; may I intrest you in a sarcastic reply? The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep. WARNING: Do not follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls and off cliffs. If silence is golden, is talking silver? Real girls aren't perfect, and perfect girls aren't real. I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have. Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines. Please don't drop cigarette butts on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer. When everything's going your way, you're in the wrong lane. You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark? If Wal-mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet? Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person. What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man? It's funny--the people who want quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up. Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home. It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all. Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this this never happened to me I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart |
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