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Joined 03-26-13, id: 4623360, Profile Updated: 01-13-16
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, and Ghost Hunt.

Sup. I'm Chris.
Stating that I own none of the fandoms.
Stating that most of my fics are NSFW.
Stating that I am, in fact, awesome.


Why Smut Is Good

Reading smut triggers sexual arousal. Sexual arousal releases dopamine in the brain. Dopamine makes you happy. Happy people are more peaceful. Peaceful people don't start wars. Therefore, the way to achieve world peace is clearly through smut.

Wise words from Gamma


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These are people who have won competitions from me, have become close friends, have beta read my works , and/or have written stories that have absolutely floored me. I highly encourage you to check out one or all of them!

Ashleigh - Rish - Laura - Claire


Updates:

The Art of Charlie is currently on hiatus. I'll get back to it when I find some inspiration. Sorry!

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The 'Emmett Tries to Understand' Series by EdwardsMate4ever reviews
Emmett is curious about his brother's relationship. AU. No Bella - Jakeward. These are a series of silly one-shots from EmmPOV. Rated M for explicit themes and language. Warning: Contains some outdated ideas and terminology. Times have changed since this was originally published, and what was acceptable then is no longer. See this on AO3 for rewritten redacted chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 35,664 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/23/2022 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Emmett - Complete
Little Sisters by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Poem. Ginny/Gabrielle
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2014 - [Ginny W., Gabrielle D.] - Complete
Serenity's Prayer by ladylibre reviews
COMPLETE! When Edward takes Bella into the forest to dump her, her reaction completely surprises him. Will this be the end of B&E or will they find a new path to forever? A canon-based yet very different AU approach to New Moon. Some OOC and OC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 242,648 - Reviews: 3034 - Favs: 2,244 - Follows: 1,439 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Letters To Harry by ClaireBear1982 reviews
After the final battle Harry goes home again to Godrics Hollow to not only visit the graves of his parents but to have a proper look at the house he was born and bought up in for the first 15 months of his life. Whilst there Harry finds a magical truck full of letters to Harry written by his mother Lily which Harry takes and reads. These are her letters to him...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,789 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Lily Evans P., Harry P.
always by our dancing days reviews
it was always you, and him, and moons and stars and a wolf - and a dog - and dorms and curtains and murmurs and bandaging up wounds that will not - that will mark. always. / freeverse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2013 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Headaches and Heartbreak by dimitrisgirl18 reviews
"For as long as I can remember, I have been a faithful servant of the Dark Lord. I am Daphne Greengrass, and this is my story. " Daphne Greengrass's life has been centered around her Lord Voldemort, the hero who will clean the world of filth. But love is not always what it seems, and not every story has a happy ending. / unrequited!Daphne/Voldemort. / For Serena.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Daphne G., Voldemort - Complete
Cliché by Alexis.Danaan reviews
Eight years after the end of the war Hermione does something that will change her world as she knows it. OOC, EWE, NC-17.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,661 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 1,937 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Love Bites by TakumaAngel reviews
Hermione is bitten by a werewolf. Only Snape knows how to help. But when she bites him in wolf form, he transforms as well and animal instinct drives him to dominate her. Will they remember what is done when they revert back to normal? Full summary inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 264,824 - Reviews: 1196 - Favs: 1,451 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Remus Lupin's Guide to Successful Courting by Children of the Shadows reviews
Remus has lived for twenty five years now. Due to his incapability to emote or feel many complicated things at the same time, he has always maintained a straight face, his facial features sitting at an angle of approximately a hundred and seventy four point two d though he has practiced it many times before in front of the mirror, Remus has truly never smiled.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 93,684 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 3/22/2012 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Head Boy by Rachael With an A reviews
"You fell in love with me the second I fell out of that envelope." WARNING: crack!fic (Percy/Head Boy Badge), extremely weird (Badge POV). Don't judge my warped mind.. ;)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Percy W. - Complete
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 13375 - Favs: 16,183 - Follows: 8,518 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
On Her Knees, Under a Desk by Abigail Belle reviews
In which Bellatrix and Narcissa make a brief stop in an empty classroom. Written for Kat Ducat.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Narcissa M., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Burning Desire by ClaireBear1982 reviews
WARNING: 'M' RATED. SLASH/GRAPHIC SMUT. IF YOU'RE AGAINST THIS SORT OF THING DO NOT ENTER! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Regulus and Severus enjoy some time together.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Severus S., Regulus B. - Complete
Pink Lipstick by luckycharm999 reviews
Written for Lil' Miss Chris. Little scenes of James and Lily being together..
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/16/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
It Might Not Be Paradise, But It's Ours by loveislouder94 reviews
"When you were five, you wanted to be a princess. When you were fifteen, you wanted to be a Healer, to bring something positive into a world of overwhelming negatives. Now, you have far more humble dreams." Lily's thoughts when she and James are hiding from Voldemort in Godric's Hollow.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Letters: To and From Harry Potter and Voldemort by Mein Liebling reviews
Dear Potter: I am coming to get you. Please don't tell Dumbledore or I will kill you. From, Voldemort. Dear Voldemort: Told Dumbledore, took the Cup, everybody still hates you. From, Harry Potter. Dear Potter: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY SNAKE! WHY I OUGHT TO- From, Voldemort. Dear Voldemort: … Why do we keep on answering? From, Harry Potter. Dear Potter: What was your first clue? -Volde
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,319 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Moonstruck by teddylupin-snape reviews
Remus and Sirius have been harboring a secret romance. Remus decides that it's time to tell James, so Sirius needs to come up with a way to let him know. Wolfstar Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14941 - Favs: 12,752 - Follows: 8,425 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11871 - Favs: 10,647 - Follows: 6,943 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Different View On Love by merlinhelz reviews
After a potions accident, James and Lily switch bodies. However, they need to keep it a secret:- Brewing the potion wasn't exactly in the school rules. Watch how they cope living inside each others skin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,488 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 7/29/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
On Top of Yagami by Lemon Cookies reviews
L sings about the sweetest thing he has ever tasted. Crack.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Light Y., L - Complete
Poison to the Plate by Dante's Muse reviews
Light realizes his folly too late. L does his best to deal with the aftermath. Chapter revisions as marked.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,496 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
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Cinnamon Girl reviews
Mai's astral projections had been getting out of control, and now that Naru is back they've gone haywire. It isn't until they take a strange case that no one else wants that she meets him; the spirit of a foreign man who seems to understand her far too well. His help just might be what Mai needs to take control of herself: mind, body, and soul. [MaixNaru MaixOC MaixOther - Lemons]
Ghost Hunt - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/2/2018 - Kazuya S./Naru, Mai T., OC
Order in the Classroom! reviews
The Marauder's are at it again! Our dear Professor McGonagall is not amused one bit... but of course one detention ultimately means four when it comes to James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter. (I also haven't the slightest clue what *type* of poem this is, but at least it rhymes!)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Marauders, Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
The Art of Charlie reviews
It's finally a worry free summer at the burrow and Hermione simply can't sleep. A quick visit to the kitchen is in order, but what she finds makes for quite the surprise. Charlie/Hermione [Light-hearted summer romance with adult themes & possible lemons in later chapters.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,453 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Charlie W., Hermione G.
Firewhiskey reviews
Hermione knew Ginny was meant to be Harry's girl... but sometimes things don't end up the way you expect them to. [Hermione/Ginny]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,988 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
The Glowing Bride reviews
Ginny gets a surprise visit from her brother on her special day. Sibling fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Ginny W., Ron W. - Complete
The Garter reviews
Pairings: Remus & Sirius Warnings: Slash & Lemons Summary: On the night of James' bachelor party, Remus admits to Sirius that he's never been with another person. Sirius offers him a night with no strings attached.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,954 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Twisted Cycle reviews
Pairings: Draco/Cissy Warnings: Malfoycest & Lemon Summary: After hearing about the Malfoy family secret, Draco comes across two paths. He can either love his mother as a son loves his mother, or as a man loves a woman. Which will he choose?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,078 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete