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Joined 09-29-03, id: 462352, Profile Updated: 03-21-10
Author has written 1 story for Sherlock Holmes.

Intro

Hello! I am Prite. I am not old; I am a proctrastinator. Female, interested in art, anime, and videogames, and unhappy enough with my profile to change that, at least.

My Work

... is a whole bunch of dumb. I've had an account here for several years and during that time have only uploaded two bits of writing, only one of which is complete and both of which could at this point be far outstripped by probably even the most casual attempts I might make at typing up some kind of fanfiction. So yeah.

Mostly I visit to read and to slip some more favorites covertly into the list that's accumulating. The more I've concentrated on art rather than literature, the less confident I've become in my ability to write. I still try, from time to time; I've always been bad about hanging onto my writing (delete! delete!) but I've got a decent amount on-hand these days. Maybe one day I'll upload something else that I've done, or start something new to put up, or go back and fix what's up here now. In the meantime and in summary, I guess what I'm trying to say here is "I'm so sorry you guys! Howsabout we just ignore what'cha see here and just... step over this way... oh look! What's that? A story by someone else! Let's read that one!"

Holmes Poem: Bleh.

Hornfreak: Pbbhtbht.


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Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14018 - Favs: 17,160 - Follows: 14,637 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30225 - Favs: 16,569 - Follows: 14,532 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Ante by Lucia de'Medici reviews
When Gambit left Rogue on the shores of Blood Moon Bayou, he slipped a playing card into her hand. More than a conciliatory gesture, it signaled the start of something that carried the understanding: Never bet more than you are willing to lose.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 337,034 - Reviews: 1105 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L.
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 11294 - Favs: 8,397 - Follows: 6,396 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Best Of Us by too much in the sun reviews
"You're not him. You can't be him." Frank Fontaine has taken Atlas, and Jack sets out to rescue him. Alternate ending to the game.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,814 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Atlas, Jack R.
Blue Sky by wafflestories reviews
Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 169,766 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 1,853 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Turnabout is Fair Play by Ookami-chan reviews
A hazy night and a mysterious tattoo somehow turn out to be the perfect way to balance the odds.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 246,173 - Reviews: 3225 - Favs: 2,546 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 5/16/2002 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Full Course by merrow reviews
Hatori comes over for dinner, rating may change. Hatori x Tooru
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 161,701 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 7/22/2002 - Hatori S., Tohru H.
Starved by Coletta reviews
Alucard and Integra are stranded on an island together, and Integra is Alucard's only source of sustenance.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,478 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Alucard, Integra
Affinity by forthrightly reviews
Crossover. He was the last thing Kagome expected to discover in the modern era... a youkai. When Kurama cannot turn his back on the loneliness in her eyes, she’s slowly drawn into his world... and he into hers. A story in bits and pieces. IY/YYH.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,232 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 898 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Kagome H., Kurama M.
Rags of Time by Iolanthe 8 reviews
The Witch's fire demon has Howl's heart in its clutches, and our hero is as good as dead. I certainly hope the next update doesn't take another year.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,324 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 10/1/2007
Resolution by did-you-reboot reviews
Chell fully expected to succumb to Mobility Gel poisoning when her health started to fail a year after her release from the Aperture Enrichment Center. What she didn't expect was to find herself saved by the very constructs that tried to kill her.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 78,797 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Complete
Downward Spiral by Atlas Lightyear reviews
Now newly edited! Molly Chandler is stuck in Rapture. Possibly for good. And the only way to survive the horrors beneath the sea is to delve deep into the darkest shadows of the city. . .and into her own hazy memories.
BioShock - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,523 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Atlas, A. Sinclair
Two Doctors, A Nurse, A Detective and A Scot by TheShoelessOne reviews
Stop me if you've heard this one... John/Sherlock
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,436 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 105 - Published: 5/5/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
Eye of The Beholder by cc62827 reviews
Five times River scared the crew, and one time she scared the captain. A six-part story told from Mal's POV. Mal/River.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,602 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Mal, River
Chaos Theory by Exodia-Girl reviews
Sandy's mundane existence is turned up side down by one freak lightning storm that opens a rip in the fabric of space-time, sending her into a darker time and a fateful meeting with an assassin and danger untold. Serial Project, better note inside
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,112 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 6/27/2009
Hide and Seek by nightwalker3 reviews
Kuwabara learns that normal is boring, which is just as well since it's never going to happen to him.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,333 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2010 - K. Kuwabara, Hiei - Complete
Incorrigible by forthright reviews
My MirKag drabble and oneshot collection. A little harmless flirtation never hurt anyone. NEWEST: 'Bait' A drabble. Miroku was a gifted angler...
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,401 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Miroku, Kagome H.
Transformers: Juxtaposition by Vaeru reviews
Sparkbearer Saga: Part I. G1-based AU. A car wreck on a rainy night leads to the oddest partnership imaginable. A disembodied voice, possessed cars, alien robots, kidnapping, rescue, abduction, sparks, keys, and tomato sandwiches... Read if you dare.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 122,996 - Reviews: 1756 - Favs: 1,222 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Sideswipe, Ratchet - Complete
Slipping into Shadow by Ornamental Nonsense reviews
Gods help her, but Portia had stolen from Mehrunes Dagon, and with the barrier on Oblivion weakening, Mehrunes was no longer a captive of his own world. He would hunt her through a web of political intrigue, but a game of cat and mouse is never simple.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 197,934 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Mehrunes Dagon - Complete
Not What I Had Planned by Killer Zebra reviews
Teenage girl gets in car accident, wakes up in a place that doesn’t exist, rescues a damsel in distress, bashes Prince’s ego, conquers evil, etc. All part of the beautiful cliché-ness of this tale. Set in the Sands of Time universe. Prince/Farah, OC/OC
Prince of Persia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 72,000 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Complete
Making Lemonade by DomesticatedWerewolves reviews
Willow is a newly-turned fledgling, and she’s smart enough to know that any vampire in England is considered a threat to the Hellsing organization. As the saying goes, if you can’t beat them, join them. But will they accept her? AU
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,930 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Ships in the Night by T. Fowler reviews
Meg, a social worker, unintentionally becomes entangled with both Rorschach and Adrian Veidt. Rorschach/OC Pre-book/movie
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,650 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Adrian V./Ozymandias - Complete
Kaze no Fantasia by Dark Magician Girl Aeris reviews
When an injured Jin gets stranded in the ningenkai, he finds himself taken in by a human girl who houses and feeds him while he heals. In return, he teaches the quiet, shy youth to enjoy life again, because we all need to laugh sometimes.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 133,325 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Jin
And The Whole World Tilted by aloxi reviews
Carly Shay is six years, five months, and eleven days old when her mother runs away from home.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Carly S., Spencer S. - Complete
Meeting the Man in Red by pottachu reviews
Oneshots based on people Vash has helped along his journey. Read in no order. One person can make a difference. Chp 7 On a busy street, two brothers meet and befriend Vash, who aids them during a terrifying incident...What does it take to save someone?
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,925 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Vash
and don't forget the birth control by smartalker reviews
In which Orihime tries to return Ichigo’s math notes, and somehow ends up getting him pregnant. Or at least, that’s what his father thinks.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Ichigo K., Love A. - Complete
Anomaly by Dark Magician Girl Aeris reviews
When Mewtwo erased his memory from the minds of Team Rocket, he overlooked the computers they used in studying him. Now a second member of the race has been created by even more unorthodox means than the first. And boy, is she mad!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 193,978 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Mewtwo
Nothing to Lose by Ornamental Nonsense reviews
She didn't want anything to do with Frank Fontaine or Andrew Ryan. She really didn't want to 'disappear', but then why was she pointing a gun at this man? Addicted to plasmids and conflicted, life in Rapture just kept getting better.
BioShock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,562 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Frank F. - Complete
Lydia was Early? by WithoutHesitation reviews
AU to Lydia was Late. The idea is, Lydia still finds her mother's ring, but this time, it's a twelve year old Lydia! Not because she finds it earlier, but because she was born later... And this changes everything. Except of course, for Beetlejuice!
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,144 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Complete
Switch by J. A. Lowell reviews
The stress of having great hair was really getting Mary Sue down, so she decided it was time for a vacation. A tale of subtle mockery. And profanity.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,645 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 4/20/2007
Champion by callalili reviews
Before she was the Champion of Cyrodiil, she was Martin Septim's errand girl. He's not sure why she's willing to risk her life to hunt down Daedric artifacts and Welkynd Stones. She's not entirely certain, either.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,399 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Martin S. - Complete
Stormbenders by Fandomme reviews
S3 AU from FBM. Deep in the Fire Nation jungle, the Gaang meets a group of rogue water ninja who send Zuko and Katara on a mission to retrieve Ozai's secret battle plans.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 171,033 - Reviews: 2812 - Favs: 3,722 - Follows: 1,001 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Cost of Living by Shadsie reviews
Vash makes a terrible mistake that may cost a man his life. He needs help to put things right, but in this town, help comes at a price. Can compassion be forced? Can Vash find help in a world of dry hearts?
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Western/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,167 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Vash - Complete
One of These Things is Not Like the Others by musouka reviews
Sometimes it's the little things that can make a relationship difficult. PhoenixEdgeworth
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Djinn Out of the Bottle by Llewlyn reviews
Moviebased. T Plus. Complete w epilogue! When Lydia is in danger, she calls the one name that she promised not to, and BJ saves her, for a price. When he is bound, he can haunt her, hide the coffee, and make her head spin. But when she sets him free...?
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 27,851 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/28/2006 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
The Wake by Zining reviews
A street urchin discovers the futility of making an enemy of Amano Ginji. DISCONTINUED
Get Backers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,884 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/29/2006 - Published: 10/4/2004
Saltwater Cowboys by amaretto and coke reviews
Two years after Episode 26, Faye can only find one of her former teammates. And what he's become doesn't make her too happy. Here's a little something for you JetFaye fans. Completed.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,081 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/27/2005 - Published: 5/23/2003 - Jet B., Faye V. - Complete
Wanted by Kritikos reviews
Vash the Stampede was wanted by the police. “Derringer Meryl” was on the run from a vengeful gang. The odds that they would meet were a million to one. But they did. Disclaimer: I don't own Trigun.
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,772 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/17/2005 - Published: 5/6/2005
Plot Holes by nightwalker3 reviews
[Complete] Koenma blinked and looked around. "Where am I and what are we talking about?"
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/26/2005 - Kurama M., Yusuke U. - Complete
Just a Face On a Train by katheryne reviews
After rescuing a train from Doc Ock's attack, Peter Parker found himself unmasked and indebted to those he had just saved. 4 months later, a train passenger again crosses paths with the young hero. Based on events from SpiderMan 2.
Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,504 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 2,375 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 10/13/2004 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2648 - Favs: 6,306 - Follows: 407 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Two Plants and a Girl by Thunk reviews
Complete Meryl becomes more important to Vash than he wants to admit. But Knives sees it. Knives capitalizes on it. But he finds it increasingly difficult to exploit the Insurance girl, for reasons far too old, and not buried deep enough…KMV
Trigun - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,073 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/5/2004 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Knives, Meryl - Complete
The Student, The Typhoon, and The Closet by Scarlet Rurouni reviews
ON HIATUS What happens when I open my closet one day, only to be knocked to the floor by Vash the Stampede himself? Well... read and find out! Did I mention how shameless selfinserts are fun? :
Trigun - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,836 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/25/2004 - Published: 11/11/2003
A New Treasure Island Ending by rillbrook reviews
It seems to me that the ending of Treasure Island doesn't quite live up to the rest of the book, so this is a new ending for it. While I can't claim it is as exciting as the classic book, I hope it wraps everything up a bit more satisfyingly than the orig
Treasure Island - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2003
To be Hufflepuff by Ciircee reviews
The First Year Hufflepuffs learn what it really means to be sorted into Hufflepuff House. Borrows from Arabella's 'Before the Beginning'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/19/2002
A Holmes Poem reviews
A general, nothing-special poem about Sherlock Holmes. You've probably seen lots like it. But it would make me feel better if you read it....
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/5/2004