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Joined 03-27-13, id: 4625124, Profile Updated: 10-11-22
Author has written 42 stories for Hellsing, Soul Eater, Kuroshitsuji, Higurashi/Umineko series, Hetalia - Axis Powers, RWBY, Bungou Stray Dogs/文豪ストレイドッグス, and Gray Garden.


I’m an amateur writer from Minnesota, USA with a love of anime and literature. My eventual life plan is to become an author with sellable material, but for now, I’ll settle on building a fanbase and simultaneously honing my mastery of the fine art of creative writing. For this reason, I have yet to delete some of my more heinously-middle-school stories, since even bad progress is an indication of progress, and everyone has to start somewhere. In theory, each of my works will be better than the last, until I reach the absolute pinnacle of writing skill! And then I will switch over to another area of writing, because there’s always more to learn and more to master, and I want to keep going for as long as I can before I reach my plateau.

Please enjoy what stories you can find enjoyment in, and feel free to give me critique.

You can find my first original work on the website draft2digital, with the following /book/750024. It's under the penname Anna Marcotte.

It's a wholesome and fluffy collection of short stories about fantasy gods creating their fantasy world. Even if you don't buy a copy, I would very much appreciate leaving a 5-star review (or the equivalent of) in order to boost the book's prominence in its category listings and get it noticed by more people!

Note: The ebook site does not seem to cooperate very well with certain browsers. Please let me know how and when it's not working!

EXCUSES FOR NOT POSTING CHAPTERS: (In order of my personal priority.)

Two Minutes Silence: I'm waiting on V9 to air.

The Transfer: I'm posting updates by mini-arc rather than by chapter, so updates will be delayed until each arc is finished. Sorry about that!

Mirror Mirror/A Sun Never Set: These ideas are the result of my Hetalia phase, which has waned. I will try to finish these, especially since one's a mystery, but it may take me a while to come back to them.

*These are all the stories that catsvrsdogscatswin (me) is planning to finish, update, or add on to. Stories that have been abandoned are not included.*

Quality Scale of My Own Stories:

From Good:

Two Minutes Silence
The Teacher
The Transfer
Ties That Bind Us
Biting the Bullet
Higurashi Month
Mirror Mirror
The Trekker
A Sun Never Set
A Cat's Life
Last Thoughts of the Last Battalion
Cry of the Smoldering Ashes
Kill Oliver
Drabbles of Hellsing
10 Steps on How to Write a Story
Pumpkin Soul
Eenie Meenie Miney Moe
May and Jay (all fics in the series)
Meva, Avem, Whatever
Nightstalker Style
Hellsing Cats (and all its derivatives)
We be Kitties 3 (Four, actually)

To Bad

A Little Bit About Me:

Name: catsvrsdogscatswin, sometimes going as my internet personification, "Jay". My true name shall remain forever shrouded in mystery and fuzzy kittens.

Age: 23

Gender: Cisgender female (she/her)

Height: 5'10...ish. Would very much prefer 5'11 and an eventual growth spurt to 6'0 even.

Sexuality: Asexual aromantic. (Sex-averse.)

Schooling: Associates of Arts, Associates of Science. Bachelor of Arts.

Job: wait what do you mean fanfiction is not my job SEA LIFE (Aquarium) Educator/MN Renaissance Festival Worker

Blood Type: A Positive

Favorite Color: Yellow

Favorite Animal: Cat


Can I PM you?
Totally! I’m not in fandom spaces much except for writing, so I always love to talk with other fans. Shoot me a line whenever you want to talk, I’ll reply back with at least a “hey!”

Will you beta my story?
Personal rule, I don’t beta for fandoms I don’t know. To a certain extent it’s like trying to talk in a foreign language: I don’t know the rules, regulations, and cultural/fandom beliefs, and therefore I cannot give you the full value of my input. Otherwise, though, I would be pleased to help out with another person’s work.

Can I use BLANK (concept, character, worldbuilding, etc.) from your story?
Go right ahead! Just drop me a line to let me know you’re doing it.

Why do you keep your old stories if you don't like them?
Having cringy terrible works from middle school hovering ominously on the same account as your actual good stories is an excellent preventative cure for hubris. I'm naturally arrogant, so I need something to keep me humble by force. Also, I have a phobia of deleting things, since even if I could keep the works, a lot of data is lost, like reviews and favs and follows and views. Which, as I'm sure you can tell, is why I have not made a junk account or something and merely switched them over. I also remember being very proud of those works (however mistakenly) when I was actually in middle school, so hypothetically other readers of that age may still find those fics palatable, and deleting something that someone else might enjoy is an even bigger phobia for me than losing data.

How did you get so good at writing?
Practice, practice, practice. I’ve been writing in the creative sense since 2013, and I write nearly every day. Granted, not all of that stuff gets published, but I still write it, and I can see myself improving, year by year, even if it’s not immediately obvious to the me of that time.

Writing Advice?
First off, take any advice anyone gives you, myself included, as a suggestion only. People have different styles and different psychologies and that affects how they write. What works for me might not work for you. Secondly, cheesy as this may sound, too, you have to be passionate. I’ve heard fanfiction being described as a love letter (or an angry 95-point thesis) written to canon, and for me that’s very true. I love the series I write about, in large or small ways, permanently or only as a phase when I wrote about them, and I think that reflects in my writing. Readers aren’t stupid. They can tell when you put heart in something, and they will respond to that, even if what you write is not that good. If you write with love and effort, your message will get across, even if your message is “Wouldn’t it be cool if these two characters totally made out?”

Thirdly, research. Look up the fandom wiki pages, the normal wiki pages, the episode transcripts, whatever. People can mishear what characters say and misunderstand angle shots and other such things: having an official source can keep you from making mistakes about the canon, which other fans might sneer at or which might break the suspension of disbelief. Corollary to this, research anything you can get your grubby little hands on as it deals with your story. Can you actually survive a shot to the shoulder? Can you learn a new language in under a year? What is the historical real-life background for this system of magic? Go ham on your research, because I can guarantee you it’ll give you some nifty ideas for your characters and plot –and their limitations.

Why do you write?
I live to entertain. (No, really.) To a certain point writing fanfiction is “just” practice for me, but to a very real extent, I love it and care for it and I want to write good stories. There’s a visceral satisfaction in producing something I know other people will enjoy, and more than that, emote over. Its why I take the time to respond to my reviewers in every author note and why I take their advice into consideration: they’re an important part of not only building my current story, but also understanding how an audience “works” and how I can shift my style to be better, more entertaining, more emotional, etc. for the future.

Anime Knowledge:

Soul Eater: Seen and read both anime and manga. Seen and read Soul Eater Not! also.
Hellsing: Seen all of the Ultimate/OVA, up to episode 8 of the original anime, and read all of the manga.
FullMetal Alchemist: Seen some of the original FMA, all of the Brotherhood. Read the manga.
Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji: Seen season 1, the first episode of the second season, season 3, and the Book of Atlantic movie. Read the entire manga up to this point.
Higurashi no Naku Koro ni/When They Cry/When The Cicadas Cry: Seen the English-subbed anime, read the manga.
Bungou Stray Dogs: Seen the anime, read the manga, read up to #7 of the light novels.

Hetalia: Seen anime, read manga volumes 1-5.
Drifters: Drifters is an in-progress manga being written by the same author as Hellsing. Read all translated manga chapters up to this point, seen anime.
RWBY: Seen everything released thus far (and all of RWBY Chibi). Read the manga.
Kakegurui: Seen the anime and the very good live-action series. Read the manga.
My Next Life as a Villainess: Seen the anime, read the manga, read parts of the light novels.
That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime: Seen the anime, read the manga.

Umineko no Naku Koro ni/When the Seagulls Cry: Read the manga. Seen bits of the anime.
One Punch Man: Seen the first season of the anime, read a fair amount of the manga.

Dance with Devils: Seen the hysterically cheesy and overblown shojou anime, have not read the manga.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica: Seen the anime, have not read the manga.
Death Parade: Seen the anime, have not read the manga.
Cells at Work: Seen the anime, have not read the manga.
Violet Evergarden: Seen the anime, have not read the manga.
Pandora Hearts: Read the manga, seen some of the anime.

Tokyo Ghoul: Read the good, albeit slightly confusing manga. Probably won't watch the anime. Seen the live action, though.
Food Wars: Seen up to episode 22 of the anime, have not read the manga.
Hell Girl: Seen roughly six or seven episodes. Plan on continuing someday.
Ouran High School Host Club: Own no merchandise. Seen some of the anime, not planning to finish anytime soon. Remember very little.
D. Gray-Man: Read all of the published manga. Seen some of the anime.
Blue Exorcist: Read the entire published manga. Seen some of the anime.
Shiki: Seen...some of the anime? I forget where I left off. Probably early teens. (Its got a boss soundtrack though.)

Black Lagoon: Seen first two episodes of the anime.
Gunsmith Cats: Read some of the manga. Remember almost nothing.
Death Note: Seen live-action movie (Japanese one, not the newer one). Seen some clips of the anime. Read some of the manga. Thinking about watching the rest.

Series/Author Recommendations:

Bartimaeus Trilogy (Jonathan Stroud)
Deltora (Emily Rodda)
Dragonkeeper (Carole Wilkinson)
Dragon of the Lost Sea (Laurence Yep)
Dragon Slippers (Jessica Day George)
Dreamdark (Lani Taylor)
Elemental Masters (Mercedes Lackey)
Eva Ibbotson (Which Witch?, The Great Ghost Rescue, The Secret of Platform 13, Dial-a-Ghost, the Beasts of Clawstone Castle, The Island of the Aunts)
Five Hundred Kingdoms (Mercedes Lackey)
Further Tales Adventures (P.W. Catanese)
Last Apprentice (Joseph Delaney)
Lockwood & Co. (Jonathan Stroud)
Ranger's Apprentice (Derek Landy)
Rot & Ruin (Jonathan Maberry)
Skullduggery Pleasant (Derek Landy)
Tamora Pierce (The Song of the Lioness, The Immortals, Protector of the Small, Beka Cooper, Circle of Magic)
Theodosia and the Serpents of Chaos (R.L. LaFevers)
Tiger Magic (Laurence Yep)
Vampire Plagues (Sebastian Rook)

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Glass Lilies by FineChyna reviews
Kaneki thought he'd met his death at the hands of the CCG's Reaper. And in all honesty, he'd accepted it. But when he unexpectedly wakes up in the world of Remnant, a strange place with even stranger rules, it might prove to be even more perilous then then the place he left behind. The question is-with the people he meets there, will Kaneki be so content to die?
Crossover - Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,830 - Reviews: 1116 - Favs: 2,508 - Follows: 3,011 - Updated: 8/20/2023 - Published: 6/6/2016 - Kaneki K./Haise S., Ozpin, Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Satis by Eiserne reviews
Integra dies, only to wake up in the past, as a fifteen-year-old. AxI.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 92,883 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 1/24/2023 - Published: 5/8/2016 - [Integra, Alucard] Seras
The Hellsing Maid by Miraerys reviews
Independent short stories about a childless and widowed Hellsing maid. Worn and disillusioned by time and the brashness of her youth, she waits for everlasting peace, whatever that means anymore. Centred around an elderly original character and interactions with canon. The story focuses on mortality and humanity in the lens of loss and aging. Most chapters are independent.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,897 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/21/2021 - Published: 6/25/2014 - Integra, Seras, Walter, OC
Professor Arc II: Headmaster Arc by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
He didn't know the first thing about running a school, nor fixing a political disaster spanning all of Remnant. Hell, he didn't even know how to deal with the world-ending conspiracy in the background, let alone a former-headmaster-possessed child. Yet here he was, leading Beacon Academy into a new age of glory. Or ruin. Definitely a fair chance of the latter…
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 88 - Words: 561,047 - Reviews: 9712 - Favs: 6,133 - Follows: 5,508 - Updated: 12/31/2020 - Published: 2/28/2019 - Jaune A. - Complete
More Than You can Chew by nardcopter reviews
Roman Torchwick just wanted to joke around with a hooded girl who thought he was a hunter. Honest! He didn't think that it'd backfire so badly and land him and Neo a place at Beacon, let alone did he think that he would somehow become the HERO of all things! What kind of sick, twisted world do we live in anyways? This is what happens when you bite off more than you can chew!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 31 - Words: 256,039 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 1,095 - Updated: 5/30/2020 - Published: 8/26/2019 - [Roman T., Glynda G.] [Neo, Ruby R.] - Complete
Intro to Criminology by Selene Sokal reviews
After many setbacks at the hands of RWBY, Roman's decided it's time to fight fire with fire and get his own team of Huntsmen-in-Training to slowly introduce to a life of crime! But what team would need extra credit so badly as to have to intern for Roman Torchwick? A short, comic one-shot.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,670 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/29/2019 - Roman T., Team JNPR - Complete
Crimson Smiles by MissLunaTick reviews
"It's just that I am like the world's biggest Dracula fan girl." Confirmed, she was off her rocker. "You do know that Dracula was a brutal king." He found this to be an interesting conversation, amused at the sheer delight in her eyes. Maybe he was just amused because he was his own favorite topic? A girl ends up in a dangerous situation, and it keeps spiraling down from there.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 255,550 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 7/23/2019 - Published: 6/28/2008 - [Alucard, OC] - Complete
Sending A Bigger Monster by Xavier Rall reviews
While in pursuit of her most dangerous target yet, Seras Victoria falls through a magical doorway left over from Millenium that lands her in "Tokyo Ghoul" Japan. She must find her way home, but before that, she must navigate a twisted world of ghouls and humans; as the biggest monster in an entire world of them. *CURRENT ARC: CAPTIVE AUDIENCE*
Crossover - Hellsing & Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,642 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 5/8/2018 - Published: 12/15/2015 - [Seras, Pip] OC
Professor Arc by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
He didn't know the first thing about teaching, Hell, he didn't even know the first thing about fighting! A shame then, that his forged documents painted the picture of an accomplished and skilled warrior. Now he's trapped teaching students his own age how to be hunters, when he doesn't even know himself!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 582,340 - Reviews: 8226 - Favs: 9,859 - Follows: 8,201 - Updated: 7/2/2017 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Jaune A. - Complete
Facts Concerning the Strange Case of Wonderland by Kount Xero reviews
This contains all the documentation concerning the events that took place betwen November 12 and December 8, 1870 that revolved around Alice Liddell, a patient in the Rutledge Asylum, and her strange ailment that was often given the name "Wonderland."
American McGee's Alice - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 48 - Words: 71,788 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/30/2017 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Alice - Complete
I Blame the Government by Gabrielle Roe reviews
My name is Indie, like Indiana Jones! I'm out of High School and I still live at home with my parents instead of living it up at some college. Despite how nerdy I am, I didn't want any of them. I've read the fanfics and know it's a handful (and expensive). But here I am, standing in my house with units wreaking havoc and my parents getting drunk with them.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 79,524 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/19/2017 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Russia, Prussia, South Korea, OC
Cigars and Gunpowder by ArchNecromancer reviews
AU, T plus, :Rating may change to M for Language and Violence: The war had been lost. Most of Millennium had been destroyed. Peace was reigning again, or was it? The Falcon readies it's talons, The Bishop ensnares her prey, and all the while, the players dance to their tune. What secrets do a bloodline hold? The chessboard is prepared. All that remains, is checkmate. [No Pairing]
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,072 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/22/2017 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Alexander, Alucard, Integra, OC
Poker, Beer and the Apocalypse by The Shrubbery King reviews
When London becomes a battlefield strewn with corpses, drenched in blood and choked with smoke, there seems to be nothing alive in the old English city. However, a very different story is unfolding beneath the great city. In the filthy, rat infested sewers no less.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,737 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/19/2017 - Published: 11/13/2014 - Complete
The Other Side Of The Mirror by Maddylovesyou reviews
Careful what you wish for. You just might get it. Nominated for Hetalia Awards. Read chapter 30 for more information.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 30 - Words: 355,780 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 4/13/2016 - Published: 1/2/2014 - N. Italy, Germany, Parallel Nations - Complete
A Simple Memory III Epilogue by Luna Silvereyes reviews
The battle is over, but the fight is not. Moving into the future came with a price and the residents of Hellsing are paying for it. How long does it take for days to regain even a smidgen of normality? For the women of Hellsing, an eternity. The future now looks grim as the world is becoming a place that rejects their existence. Their choices are few, their numbers fewer.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 89,949 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/5/2015 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Alucard, Integra, Seras, OC
The Number 1 Dad Mug by dartboi reviews
Francis and Arthur celebrate Father's Day, but what happens when there is only one mug?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/21/2015 - [France, England/Britain] America, Canada - Complete
A Bitter Confection and a Sweet Confession by HoneyBadgerOverlord reviews
"Did I murder my husband? Must you even ask? Of course I did, you silly geese!" In which Oliver willingly tells the whole truth to the nice police officers investigating a recent murder. The 2p! characters in an AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/10/2015 - Parallel Nations - Complete
Black Blood Blitzkrieg by Cheerful-Shinigami reviews
Hellsing X Soul Eater. Calling in a favor, Sir Integra has Stein examine a freak chip, but in his studies he discovers the only way to learn everything about the enemy is to reanimate the soul within, unleashing Nazi-madness!
Crossover - Hellsing & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,094 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/1/2015 - Published: 6/12/2010
Spiral by SpecificTaigu
The first few times a child must relive a bloody, endless summer are the hardest. It's almost like a terrible dream.
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/21/2015 - Rika F., Hanyu F. - Complete
Dying is Relieving by SoothingCoffee reviews
Sometimes, I ponder about the day I was in. Or rather the world I am in. It's rightly hard to remember, it was probably some random mysterious Random Gods, or Psychopathic Chaos Gods. Regardless, being in a Hellish World like Hellsing is hard. Slipping sanity is the norm. And rightly so when you're dropped on the Doctor's table.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,879 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 3/27/2015 - Published: 3/7/2015 - OC
Of Dog Goddesses and Living Dead by BetterWithEachStory reviews
She had been alone for nearly two thousand years, the shadows had taken her colors and drained them from her body, forced to live for the rest of eternity or until a single man could finally end her existence. Desperation had closed in to find this man, until she stumbles upon a monster that gives her chills; a vague memory unable to recognize the vampire she had adored long before
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/10/2015 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Alucard, OC
The Struggles Of Being Impeached by Midnight Alexis Thorn reviews
Alfred F. Jones is quite proud and happy when, with the help of his BFF Arthur, he becomes President of the United States. Until he isn't when he realizes just how much work and effort this will take. Once again, with the help of his bestie, he tries to get impeached. The struggles of being impeached are so, so real.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/24/2015 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Unforgettable by Zeplerfer reviews
Alfred has given many lives for his country, and he remembers each one perfectly. But the memory that lingers is of an English soldier he met in the final battles of WWII and never saw again. USUKUS. Reincarnation AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,441 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/17/2015 - Published: 11/11/2014 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
You'll be the death of me by sucker4villains reviews
"Normal keeps you safe, hidden. You are not Normal for no matter how far you go, how hard you hide, I will always be one step ahead of you, and you will learn that there is no escape. I will be the death of you." Sophie learns the hard way, that once you start a game, there's no stopping until someone loses. And it just might be her. (chapters are under construction)
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 71,021 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/6/2015 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Alucard, OC
『 Delivery 』 by Meyri reviews
Team JNPR is on a mission to deliver packages, when Nora finds a letter addressed to Roman Torchwick. Determined to fulfill her duties as a postwoman, she drags her team and Professor Port on a ridiculous chase after the suave criminal. Will Roman stay as elusive as ever? Will Team JNPR outwit the criminal mastermind? What secrets does the letter hold? Find out on this wild ride!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,202 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 10/9/2014 - Roman T., L. Ren, Nora V., Emerald S. - Complete
Kishi no Kakera by xxApocalypsexx reviews
A boy is saved from death by Oyashiro, and given a mission: Protect Rika. He soon learns of the tragic fate that has been dealt to both himself, and to Rika. This is his struggle to break that Fate, save his new-found friends, and escape into a perfect world. AU diverging before the start of the series.
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 191,628 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/8/2014 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Rena R., Rika F., Hanyu F., OC
Isolation by Maralexa reviews
When the world leaders decide it would be best to keep the nations in isolation, total chaos ensues. Each and every nation is locked away in his or her own blank white room, and no contact is allowed. One man, a former nation that somehow managed to stay in existence, must rise up to put a stop to it. That man is none other than Gilbert Beilschmidt, AKA the awesome Prussia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,245 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Germany, America, Prussia - Complete
Hellsing Ultimate Abridged: The Unofficial Novelization by Enei Emmu reviews
The events of Hellsing Ultimate Abridged, as experienced and narrated by the cast. Their true thoughts may not at all be what you expect...
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,762 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 7/11/2014 - [Alucard, Seras] Integra, Walter
Behind Closed Doors by Alley Cat Sunflower reviews
In which Mercury and Emerald figure out the hard way that hotel-room doors are generally locked for a reason, are not spared the thought of Roman Torchwick procreating, and get their heads knocked together. T for suggestive themes and mild language. I do not own RWBY!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/5/2014 - [Mercury B., Emerald S.] [Cinder F., Roman T.] - Complete
The Worlds Stage by Jennisms reviews
-Sequel to Brave New World- Now that the Second Players have been dealt with, Skylar travels to the world of Hetalia with Italy. But are things really going to be okay? As the nations begin disappearing it seems that this is only the beginning. (Rated M for language and violence.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,579 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - S. Italy/Romano, England/Britain, Parallel Nations, OC - Complete
Blood is Thicker by Immatrael reviews
Alucard was not the first vampire to rise from the grave and walk the earth. There are myths of men-become-monsters in every culture in history. And most of them are true...
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,699 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 2/14/2013
Brave New World by Jennisms reviews
-Sequel story to Perchance to Dream- Skylar Smith was visiting New York when she ran into a young man who calls himself 'Italy'. She didn't believe him, at first, but between helping Italy find his way home and running from a group of psychopaths, it's getting harder and harder to tell herself: Hetalia isn't real... is it?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,332 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 5/27/2014 - OC, N. Italy, Prussia, Parallel Nations - Complete
Perchance To Dream by Jennisms reviews
England has been having strange and terrifying dreams lately, dreams that vanish like smoke with the dawn. What he doesn't realize are these nightmares are far more then they seem. These dreams not only threaten him but the other countries as well. Will the nations realize the threat before it's too late?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,351 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 5/16/2014 - England/Britain, America, Prussia, Parallel Nations - Complete
Responsibility is Very Overrated by LemonYellowCoat reviews
'..."I. Wanted. To…" Allen paused, not noticing Luciano wrinkling his nose at the very strong smell of alcohol. "Say hello. And maybe fuck." The last part kinda slipped out, but whatever.' 2p!AmeIta OneShot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/12/2014 - [Parallel America, N. Italy] Parallel Nations - Complete
A Simple Memory II Eternal Reminisence by Luna Silvereyes reviews
Iscariot is in shambles thanks to a brand new threat emerging within its depths. Alucard's fledgling Wynter is dragged back into the rising problems, struggling against both her arch rival, Anderson, and dark secrets kept hidden by Wynter's very own sire.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 204,961 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Alexander - Complete
Into the Fire by weezerz2490 reviews
Courage can't see around corners, but goes around them anyway. When FDNY firefighter Tori Reagan's company responded to a three-alarm incident at the World Trade Center on September 11, 2001, there was no way she could have predicted just how much it would change her life. Where is she now, and what's all this business about 'Drifters' and 'Ends? (T & up for violence & language)
Drifters/ドリフターズ - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,410 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 4/26/2013
The Seven Deadly Sins by kittykat2892 reviews
The Seven Deadly sins characterized by the 2P characters: Lust, Gluttony, Avarice, Sloth, Wrath, Envy, and Pride. The darkness laps at their souls as it does to the shores of the River Styx. "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here." Dante, Inferno
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,043 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Germany, Canada, Prussia, Parallel Nations
Rise of the Last Gorgon by Kazriku reviews
(ON HIATUS)SEQUEL to Birth of Scelus the Kishin! It was three years after the war against the Kishin Scelus who threatens the lives of many. Now, that peace is being threatened again by the remaining Gorgon sister: Shaula. What are her sinister plans? How are he plans affecting our favorite Shinigami and his friends? (Rating may change in the future. More summary inside)
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,349 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Crona, Death The Kid, Shaula G.
Mania by Pain is your Friend reviews
First Hellsing fic! Micole has lived a fair life in a mental home... Until she gets kidnapped. Guess what? No one keeps down a girl with hypomania! Not even a bunch of scary vampires. While she's trying to get her and others free, Hellsing is looking for the patients of the attacked Mental home and the band of vampires who did it. Might be AxOC
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,072 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Integra, Alucard
Hellsing Ultimate Fanmade Guide by RobertFiddler reviews
Hello Everyone! This is the result of some of my researches. This is not fanfiction, but I hope you will like it. In this Hellsing Guide, I'm going to talk about the pesonalities of the characters, analize event of the story of Hellsing and etc
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,575 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Alucard, Seras, Pip, Integra
All of him by The Eyebrow Master reviews
Arthur Kirkland is finally fed up with the noises from flat next door and goes to complain about them. He finds out that the other resident isn't just one person. Francis Bonnefoy happens to be 4 people. Warning; multiple personalities, France, Fem!France...kinda, 2p!France and Pirate!France all in one! FrUK, maybe Noraco in the later chapters. T for now...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,259 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - England/Britain, France, Monaco
A Chance Encounter by FalconStorm reviews
The seal is broken, the last Hellsing dead. After over a hundred years of servitude, Alucard is free, but is freedom what he really wanted all along? Alexis is a woman with a dark, painful past. When a chance encounter gives her a blunt introduction to the supernatural, what will she do with the infamous vampire fate drops into her lap? AxOC. Character death.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,536 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Alucard - Complete
You Want to Burn Something? by Aradellia reviews
2P!Verse. In which the Axis gets their monthly shipment of new weapons, and Italy finds that they got a special new toy to play with, and everyone in the Axis house wants a crack at using it to let out some pent up anger. Who called for a flammable mannequin?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,915 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/24/2013 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Germany, Hungary - Complete
Hetalia Grade Cards! by dartboi reviews
Grade cards for your favorite countries and for the subjects that they took. I'll do any Country. Come check it out. You know you want too. *Under Construction!*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 15,209 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 11/2/2011 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano]
Birth of Scelus the Kishin by Kazriku reviews
They've defeated Kishin Asura and believed they've gained peace. But they're wrong. Lurking in the shadows, a group of people lead by a man named Noah are trying to create another Kishin using Chrona and Shinigami-sama's son, Kid. Full summary inside.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 207,072 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Crona, Death The Kid, Medusa G., Noah - Complete
The Sunrise in Jerusalem by DomesticatedWerewolves reviews
"You traded God for power and even though you are practically omnipotent and near-immortal you still sought out a new God in Abraham and any human who showed the pride and courage that exists nowhere in you." Alucard's time spent beyond reality and time as told in 9.5k words.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,547 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Alucard - Complete
Alucard's New Groove by dhampirgirl26 reviews
The vampire Alucard has discovered a new hobby...and its name is Rock 'n' Roll.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Alucard - Complete
You know you are obsessed with Hellsing when by HeatherSilentHillMason reviews
Re-uploaded...Over 30 ways to tell if you are obsessed with Hellsing. Rated T because...Well why would kids be reading this anyway?
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,585 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Alucard, Rip Van Winkle
The Lone Median by DomesticatedWerewolves reviews
Their minds and personalities and hopes and dreams all churned within him, warping everything he knew. But Alucard's was always the strongest, and he had always been in danger of letting it consume him.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,479 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Alucard - Complete
Master of Polygamy by SirIntegrity reviews
Every single pairing with Alucard is wrong. In this story, Alucard explains to Pip why and what he actually does. AxIxSxWxAAxP
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Alucard, Pip - Complete
In Heaven by Fortune Maiden reviews
They say in Heaven, the cops are British...well obviously "They" have never been pulled over for speeding before!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Feathers and Yarn by ChibiStarr reviews
Of course, being a country you would have many hidden talents. But...sewing? And Prussia, of all people? Just plain and simple silliness.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Fritz, Prussia - Complete
101 Rules for Hetalians Attending World Meetings by Teal Tribbles reviews
A list of rules and regulations for any and all Hetalians to follow in the conference room. All regulations will be enforced by Herr Schtick. Co-written on a joint account between D12T and Teal Phoenix
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Complete
Lacking in Any Sanity by Pippin's Socks reviews
The UN kindly requests you stop terrifying the interns. Oh, and having sex in all the cupboards. That too. Various pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/11/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Arcana by Materioptikon reviews
An exploration of each Hellsing character, through the Major Arcana of the Tarot. Arcana XV - The Devil. Jan Valentine.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,547 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 12/5/2009
official correspondence by incandescens reviews
Letters between Hellsing and Phantomhive: there's a lot to be said for being off the record.
Crossover - Hellsing & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Integra, Ciel P. - Complete
The Limbo Files by The Silver Mystery reviews
What happens to the characters that die in Hellsing? Where do they get sent to? Well, first they gotta make a trip to Limbo and await their a little bar called Asphodel. A mini series based off my last two stories. Enjoy!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,869 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Complete
Yakimochi hen by Jane Poirot reviews
Jealousy chapter. Has Mion really never killed anyone? Has there not been a world where she, too, fell victim to the parasite which convinced her that she was losing the person she held dear to her own friends?
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,805 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Mion S., Keiichi M. - Complete
Dear Saint Anthony by PenNameSmith reviews
It's funny what can go missing when you're not paying attention. Fortunately, Anderson is used to dealing with lost children.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Alexander, Seras - Complete
Hetagenesis 1:3 by saplings reviews
In the beginning Himaruya created the Allies and the Axis Powers/And Himaruya said, "Let there be HETALIA" and there was HETALIA/And there was Heaven and there was Hell, also Grandpa Rome's very own theme song
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Complete
Hellsing: Section Eight by Nightsmoke reviews
It didn't take Islands long to realize that Arthur had gone insane. Pre-Dawn and Dawn era.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2010
A Simple Memory by Luna Silvereyes reviews
The appearance of a nomadic vampire named Wynter causes old memories to resurface where they aren't wanted. At the same time, an influx of vampire fledglings sparks the start of an occult war a 150 years in the making. Hellsing may be in for a rough time.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,774 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Miracles and Dumb Luck by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
In the 1980 Winter Olympics, the American ice hockey team beat the Soviet team in one of the biggest upsets in sports history. Both America and Russia deal with the outcome with grace and dignity. ...yeah right.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
Curious George by Catrlgirl reviews
Complete When Alucard brings home a new toy what is to become of her? How can the child of a Vampire ever hope to be normal? What is George? What does the future hold for this little monster? Please vote Do you want the Adult Adventures of George?
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 291,977 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Integra, Alucard - Complete
Happiness by Katsuun97 reviews
... "Rika... why did you betray me?" Origin of the Witch of Miracles. Rated for blood, Episode 5 Spoilers, plus spoilers to ending of Higurashi.
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,557 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Bernkastel, Rika F. - Complete
Risk Your Life! by Somnium Lacertae reviews
*Gen, many Nations* Where France brings his Risk game at a meeting, and the nations discover they should never really play that game together. Ever. Crack warning. Written for the kink meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,557 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 56 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Complete
Always prepare a stiff drink when dealing with by Aries Draco reviews
...infernal creatures. From kink meme. England tries his hand at summoning again. At least it's not Russia he gets this time...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Published: 12/3/2009 - England/Britain, France - Complete
The Blossoming Magnolia by crimson-obsidian-rose reviews
It struck him very hard; tradition dictated for women to be frail, delicate creatures, and yet the one who he would never forget, and never forget because he was proud of her, was the one who destroyed tradition." Wang Yao China x Hua Mulan NOT CRACK!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/3/2009 - China - Complete
Angel Dust by Stained Blue reviews
A sinner, a saint and a boy caught between.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,255 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Complete
Exultant Heretic by Materioptikon reviews
AU. In the wake of the crushing Catholic defeat, Maxwell was saved, taken to the Vatican and judged. Little he knew, it was just the start of the journey for him. I/E stuff. For BookishBrains. Read and Review. Oneshot.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,310 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Integra, Enrico - Complete
A Beautiful Relationship by Rhiannon Thanatos reviews
Dr. Avondale Napyeer is a scientist working at Auschwitz when the Major comes to visit and makes him an offer he can't refuse. My take on how the Major and Doc first met.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2009 - The Major - Complete
SEHR KAWAII DESU NEE! by fukuji mihoko reviews
Japan has witnessed many terrible things in his life, but there is nothing quite as scary as a fangirl.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Japan - Complete
Aren't We? by IceFlake 77 reviews
We Filipinos are mild drinkers. We drink for only three good reasons. We drink when we are very happy. We drink when we are very sad. And we drink for any other reason."-'We Filipinos are Mild Drinkers' by Alejandro R. Roces. Warnings inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,216 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2009 - America
Public Service by Canadino reviews
What does Japan do when he develops a prototype for a new camera? Test it out, of course! Various pairings with a stalkerish Japan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Japan - Complete
StabbityFaceDeath Shiny Dead Brain Cells by CaterinavIntegra3 reviews
A girl walks home from work and gets attacked by a vampire. What does she do!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Alucard, Integra
Taken to Extremes by snappleducated reviews
The nations face off in a car race. Romano has road rage, Prussia and Hungary are terrible backseat drivers, China makes some road kill, America refuses to ask for directions, England drives on the wrong side of the road, and Spain admires the scenery.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Complete
Snowmen of London by LittleDuchess reviews
It is the height of the Victorian Era and Francis discovers Arthur expressing a, perhaps rather ridiculous, zeal in the name of modesty. Involving snowmen. Based on a true historical incident, which is just as absurd as it sounds.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2009 - France, England/Britain - Complete
The Attack of Sir Tapsalot by Werewolf of Fire reviews
There's a monster crawling around the meeting room. Chaos ensues.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Latvia - Complete
Ne by Aries Draco reviews
from kink meme. A dying soldier realises in his last moments that his beloved nation is... male.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2009 - France - Complete
Bum Reviews: Hellsing by Crow T R0bot reviews
Everyone's favorite homeless guy: Chester A. Bum, gives us his scatterbrained, tangental thoughts on the Hellsing TV Series.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Complete
Inspiration by Corkboard reviews
England inspires a lot of things, unintentionally.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/2/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Bookland by Corkboard reviews
Welcome to Hetalia, one of London’s biggest bookstores, and definitely it’s strangest. I suggest leaving anything breakable at the front entrance.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,581 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Those Damned Chairs by Corkboard reviews
Leave it to America to decide it was Shirtless O Clock...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
A Change in the Times by Bubbly Ninja reviews
Here is Chapter 8: To Have A Life.... R and R please. AxOC SxAA
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,110 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Complete
Random Hellsing Tales by Agent HUNK reviews
A collection of bizarre Hellsing stories. Food fights, awkward romances, strange conversations, odd dreams, suicide missions, and utter idiocy on a massive scale. Rated T for violence, language, and stuff. OFFICIALLY THE GREATEST STORY I HAVE EVER WRITTEN
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,485 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Complete
Cold Turkey by dantesdarkqueen reviews
Reno is told by his doctor that he has to quit smoking, and Elena gets roped into helping him. But what happens when a nicotine addict and professional hitman is denied his cigarettes? Elena had better run for her life!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Reno, Elena - Complete
Perfection's Limit by NessieGG reviews
Integra's mother reflects on her life with her newborn baby in her arms. Oneshot, first person POV
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,562 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Complete
Brazil by atannenbaum reviews
Zorin Blitz gets leave after a tough mission, and she does what most soldiers do on leave. The working girl she meets, however, is more dangerous than she looks. Hellsing with a Read or Die trace, may be M later.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,187 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2006
Excerpts From the Diary of Enrico Maxwell by storyinmypocket reviews
Iscariot isn't all impassioned speeches and religious crusades, y'know. This is a lighthearted look at Iscariot members who didn't make the cut, in response to a challenge.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Complete
Kagami no Musume by Urwen reviews
A fairly short piece speculating on the origins of Yumiko&Yumie. By speculating, I mean taking everything we know about the character so far and trying to make a really, really nasty story about how it might have come about.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,832 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Complete
Franch Knight by MeyRevived2 reviews
A crossover between Vol.6 and Monty Python's Holy Grail.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Complete
Drip by BloodeWolfe reviews
One goes insane and finds her self dancing with her dead mother. AU. Slightly Dark. OOC. ONE SHOT
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/12/2005 - Complete
Thirst for Knowlege by darkfather
Addiction to your work is the most fatal. It often let you lose your sanity for it.Doccentered. Written for the September Challenge of LJ's fictionhaven. Theme: Addiction
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Complete
I think We're Lost Again by thegr8sephiroth reviews
There are some places that Millennium doesn't belong. Thanks to a certain catboy, they're visiting all of them.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2005
Ace of Spades by darkfather reviews
...The Luck is a whore... a lesson Tubalcaine Alhambra learns to late.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Complete
Craving by MeyRevived2 reviews
Zorin's POV on tattoos. drabble
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/14/2005
When ‘I’ divides by wrath reviews
one shot On a seemingly plesent day, a monster came into the world. A long, rambling yarn regarding Yumiko and her alterego.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,624 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Complete
Before a Fall by DreadNot reviews
The greatest temptation for any scientist is to believe he is above his subjects or accountability. Hubris is not smiled on by the fates. Experimental format on the topic of the deadly sin, pride. Dark humor, hard science, graphic mad scientist behavior.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,541 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2005 - Complete
Hellsing: American Visitors by Professor Curly reviews
Alucard receives a message from an old friend saying that he's coming over for a while. What odd mishaps could result from this meeting? Wait, Alucard has friends? FINISHED
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,961 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/16/2005 - Published: 4/22/2005 - Complete
Why I Don't Do SI's by Baron Hausenpheffer reviews
The author ventures into the Hellsing universe, but runs into an unexpected problem... Pretty darn funny; give it a read (and review)!
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2005
As Above, So Below by DreadNot reviews
The battle of London is the Apocalypse and the Four Horsemen ride. Who are the Horsemen? An idea from Tazo. Post volume 6 spoilers. One shot.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Complete
Snip Snip by Tazo reviews
They say that we only really tell the truth to three people. Our psychatrist. Our priest. And our barber.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,396 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/2/2005 - Published: 2/2/2005
Judas Kiss by Mighty Crouton reviews
Heinkel Wolfe reflects on the dynamics behind Iscariot XIII's purpose. Why serve under the name of a man who betrayed our lord savior Jesus Christ?
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Heinkel
Der Lebendtoten by Herrmitts reviews
There are far worse fates than death in this world, as two Nazi Millennium Projekt translators begin to discover, high in the German mountains... Vaguely Hellsing written as a LovecraftHellsing crossover challenge
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,704 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/13/2005 - Complete
Eine Kleine Nachtmusik by wrath reviews
Compleat- There is a line dividing the hunter and the hunted. When a group of poachers find themselves stalked by a creature known as Rip, they learn how fine that line is
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 12/15/2004 - Published: 12/5/2004
Kindergarten Hellsing Style by Crystalline-Twilight reviews
Just a one-shot day in the life of kinda thing. All your favorite HellsingIscariot members are back in Kindergarten, and they don't get along very well.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2004 - Complete
Cut From The Same Cloth by Herrmitts reviews
Holy Order Iscariot: Section XIII tells it like it is... In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. Amen. Now pass the ammunition.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/8/2004 - Complete
Freeing Cerberus by insomniac-od reviews
What do you do with a madman who welcomes a glorious death, especially when he has freed you from a bond you loathed and loved?
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2004
Servant's Night Off by Sensoo reviews
Walter is kicked out of the mansion for an evening for a well-deserved break; like it or not. He finds an interesting drinking companion in a certain Iscariot. Strange, but I found it somewhat humorous... [Complete]
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,741 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/5/2004 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Complete
We, Her Majesty's Prisoners by Herrmitts reviews
... nine millimetre pension plan ...
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,512 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 41 - Published: 2/17/2004 - Complete
Tea and Biscuits by shdwanna reviews
The tea was steeping, and Sir Integra looked rather less forbidding in her bathrobe, which I suppose is what gave me courage enough to ask, “Why do you hate Christmas?” Seras and Integra have a conversation at 3 AM.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5/2003
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Two Minutes Silence reviews
When Yang falls, its quiet. Calm. She did what she had to do. When Ruby and Blake fall, it's a jolt, a cold shock of horror that they didn't quite make it. When Weiss falls, it's almost with relief. Living or dead, she'll see them again. When Jaune falls, he thinks of his team, of one more letter knocked off of Team JNPR. When they wake up, they're at Beacon. Fix-it fic after V8.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 417,971 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 1,375 - Follows: 1,728 - Updated: 11/11/2023 - Published: 6/20/2021 - Neo, Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Cupid's Packing a 356 Magnum
There were theological differences between the falls of Icarus and Lucifer, but right now, Father Anderson felt disturbingly like both. Alternatively: Alucard's original form is giving his nemesis certain problems.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,446 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2023 - [Alexander, Alucard] Integra, The Major - Complete
Higurashi Month reviews
It has been brought to my attention that no one ever officially named June as the unofficial "Higurashi Month" in which the fandom revs up and posts all sorts of pictures, stories, and general content per a daily prompt or some such thing. This is borderline blasphemous and I have done my best to remedy it, by posting a prompt list and a series of daily short snippets this June.
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 180 - Words: 252,344 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/29/2023 - Published: 6/1/2018 - Keiichi M., Rena R., Mion S., Rika F.
Princess Atsushi and the Forty-Flight Tower reviews
What had happened was that the witch put Princess Atsushi in a tower forty flights high, but said it wasn't personal. A BSD rewrite of Princess Floralinda and the Forty-Flight Tower, written by Tamsyn Muir (of Locked Tomb fame); starring Atsushi as Princess Floralinda, Chuuya as the fairy Cobweb, and Dazai as the unnamed witch.
Bungou Stray Dogs/文豪ストレイドッグス - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 41,262 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2023 - [N. Atsushi, Chuuya N.] O. Dazai, R. Akutagawa - Complete
The Transfer (3) reviews
Arya still doesn't know why she keeps bouncing around from anime to anime, but she won't let that stop her from learning how. Luckily, the DWMA is there with an exceptionally large library to help her find the truth. Unluckily, the materials she needs are only accessible to "Death Scythes and certain high-ranking meisters," both of which she is not. But she can fix that...right?
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 194,603 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/21/2023 - Published: 6/19/2020
Border of Sanity and Madness
Alexander Anderson lived a happy life with his parents and his sister, safe and content in his visits to his imaginary world of Wonderland. After his house burned to the ground with the rest of his family inside and he spent years in the dubious care of Rutledge Asylum, Alexander finds that Wonderland it is no longer quite so wonderful when he returns. An Alice Madness Returns AU.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 74,509 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2023 - [Alexander, Alucard] Seras - Complete
Truth and Lies in Blood and Ink reviews
Father Alexander Anderson receives a most unusual book from a dearly departed friend. As he reads further and further into the manuscript, however, danger begins to grow around him, and he wonders who to trust about the revelations he is uncovering within.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 69,849 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/21/2022 - [Alexander, Alucard] Enrico, Integra - Complete
A Trap with Teeth reviews
In certain European languages, the word "dragon" and the word "devil" were synonymous. While Dracula may have gone over to the devilish side some time ago, the current situation he found himself in was reminiscent of certain draconic tales. There was a village of peasants in peril, a sacrifice, a gluttonous beast...although at first blush, it seemed that it also lacked a knight.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,756 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2022 - [Alexander, Alucard] - Complete
Not a Fairytale Nor a Horror Story, but Perhaps Somewhere in Between reviews
In which both Alucard and Anderson are marooned on a remote island with a witch, and nobody likes what happens next.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,960 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/9/2022 - [Alucard, Alexander] - Complete
Ties That Bind Us reviews
Holy artifacts are known to spark miracles. Ripping the Nail out of Anderson's heart and having him survive was miraculous enough, but the side effects... Well, perhaps there's a reason God is said to work in mysterious ways.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 80,772 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/20/2021 - [Alexander, Alucard] - Complete
Kaleidoscope reviews
In touching an activated relic during a fight, Anderson is suddenly yanked into a vision of what seems to be Alucard's past. Unfortunately, while Alucard is there as well, he doesn't seem to remember anything past the 15th century, so Anderson is forced to somehow convince the vampire of who he is. Over, and over, and over again… (Art trade fic.)
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 59,171 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2020 - [Alexander, Alucard] - Complete
Biting the Bullet reviews
During a fairly routine cleanup of some inexperienced cultists, Father Anderson gets struck with a curse that has some...rather unpleasant side effects. His nemesis, of course, thinks its hilarious, but Anderson is determined to find a way to work around said curse, rather than take the obvious out. It goes less than spectacularly. (Art trade fic.)
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,928 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2020 - [Alexander, Alucard] - Complete
The Teacher (2) reviews
After the tearful farewell, England (the idiot) apparently botched his spell, and now our intrepid heroine is in a different world alright, but still not hers! So, with little else left to do, she seeks out Ciel Phantomhive in the hopes that maybe the Lord of Games can figure out how to get her home. Unfortunately, Ciel is not in the habit of giving away free handouts.(No pairings)
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 66 - Words: 370,350 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/18/2020 - Published: 11/15/2015 - Ciel P., Sebastian M., OC - Complete
Mirror Mirror reviews
"Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all? It sure ain't you and it sure ain't me, so who's the next victim gonna be?" Alfred Jones had always been a scaredy-cat when it came to the paranormal. (It was more Arthur's schtick.) But when Alfred is murdered, Arthur's investigations turn up something far more sinister than just a bad case of the heebie-jeebies. Human AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,800 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/5/2019 - Published: 1/25/2017 - England/Britain, America, Belgium, Parallel Nations
A Sun Never Set reviews
The Roman Empire rules almost all of the known world; to fill its endless ranks of soldiers, all males are required to join the militia corps. The Aureus are a beaten people who live on the fringes of the ever-expanding Empire, slaves in all but name. Authority must be obeyed; or it must be overthrown. When an Aureus sneaks into the corps, the old order begins to crumble.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,022 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/27/2016 - Published: 2/28/2016 - England/Britain, France, Prussia, Norway
RP Crossover with FallenwaterTheFallen reviews
Sealand was just enjoying a day fixing up his country when these two girls fell out of the sky. Germany was out walking his dogs when he discovered a small young lady dangling from a tree. Prussia was out stalking but then he was pelted with snowballs by a (completely unawesome) little girl. These events are most likely connected...somehow...
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Gray Garden - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,043 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/19/2016 - Prussia, Sealand, Froze, Macarona
Kill Oliver reviews
When The Bride and her entire wedding group, including her fiancé, is slaughtered by her ex-boss, the former assassin sets out on a quest of bloody vengeance for her unborn child, her husband, and most importantly, herself. The mission? To kill "Bill" and the five enforcers who helped him crash her wedding reception. No mercy, no regrets, but many 2ps. Based on the movie Kill Bill.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,612 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/27/2015 - Published: 6/4/2015 - Parallel Nations, OC
The Trekker (1) reviews
It's a tale as old as time –or at least, as old as fandoms. A real-world protagonist sucked into a reality not their own, where they indulge in the gleeful fangasm of co-habituating with said characters. Sadly for one Aryana Thompson, not only is her (accidental) exodus seemingly irreversible, but there are hints of other, much less friendly, travelers to this world… (No pairings.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 87 - Words: 184,608 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/14/2015 - Published: 11/14/2014 - S. Italy/Romano, Germany, Prussia, Parallel Nations - Complete
Scrap reviews
Scrap, a young female abducted from the streets to serve as entertainment for FREAK vampires, has been rescued by Hellsing. However, she has some surprises, including and not limited to the fact she has about a billion knives on her person that she constantly whips out. On hiatus until New Year's.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 68,174 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 1/1/2014 - [Seras, Hans G.] Alucard, OC
Incarnation reviews
AU. "I never drink…wine." she said in amusement. Alucard glared at the vampire before him with narrowed eyes. "You won't be sucking blood, either." he replied dangerously. She raised an arrogant eyebrow as he aimed his guns at her heart, smirking a little in her omnipotence. "You're a human. What could you possibly do to harm me?" she replied serenely, shadows coiling around her.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,723 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/16/2015 - Alucard, Integra, Seras, Walter
Last Thoughts of the Last Battalion reviews
The title's pretty much self-explanatory...a set of drabbles describing the ending moments of Millennium's characters. I dunno, I was bored and I thought of doing this, and since I was supposed to be doing something else I thought I'd go ahead and do this instead. And in case it wasn't obvious, there's character death in here.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,454 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 12/17/2013 - The Major, Hans G., Schrodinger, Doc. - Complete
Flora reviews
Attention: I claim no ownership of any of the content therein, this is a story of a friend of mine's, and she is too much of a scaredy-cat to get a Fanfiction account of her own. Flora is Integra's distant, VERY distant, relative from the US, but when she meets a certain vamp, she starts to get some weird feelings... Yeah, it's another Alucardxoc. Leaning towards M for themes.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 96,857 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Alucard
Pumpkin Soul reviews
Kage and the others have beaten the Kishin, but there's a wee little problem…Nightstalker are being blamed for every little petty crime and are at an all time low for members. Solution? Well, obviously they need more people to join the clan, but people aren't exactly willing. On top of that, what's with this "Arro" guy? Why is he so interested in Nightstalker? And what is he up to?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 27 - Words: 63,233 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 10/31/2013
Drabbles of Hellsing reviews
A little thing I'm doing because I'm bored...Basically its just a list of writing prompts I found on another website and that I'm writing on. Should be rather frequent updates, but maybe not. Occasional pairings, but mostly prose and character thoughts. Take however ya want to. Possible fluff, no explicit stuff.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 34,519 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 3/11/2014
A Cat's Life reviews
AU. After London burns, the world rebuilds itself. Amongst the rebuilders is a boy with a Cheshire grin and a loaded gun. "In ze name of Gott, impure souls of ze living dead shall be banished into eternal damnation. Amen, und auf Wiedersehen." Request fic for Tiger spy. Side AxI pairing because...its fun to write AxI. One shot with possibly future chapters.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/4/2014 - [Schrodinger, Seras] [Integra, Alucard] - Complete
Cry of the Smoldering Ashes reviews
"Ashes, ashes, blood and death. Run them 'round till they're out of breath. Ring around the roses, the open mind closes. Ashes, ashes, burn them down." Cicadas aren't the only thing crying in Hinamizawa anymore. Ashes Shōkyaku is an orphan with an ax to grind, and she's just insane enough to grind up whoever gets in her way. On hiatus.
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,004 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 6/19/2014
Reveiwing Hellsing, May and Jay Style reviews
A wandering, tangential, gameshow-style attempt by these two characters to seriously interview the cast and review the plot of Hellsing Ultimate. Tune in for laughs, mishaps, a teeny tiny itty bitty bit of actual legitimant questioning, and crack. Also Mack, our beloved and overworked secretary who is honestly just trying to keep everything moving along and at least slightly sane.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,251 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 11/13/2013
Death by May and Jay reviews
A cracky, trauma-inducing collab between two extremely young authors who really should have known better. The Soul Eater cast is in for a nasty shock when they are mysteriously abducted out of nowhere and forced to sign a magical contract. This contract requires them to face their worst fears and most terrible nightmares in ways most hilarious –and not take revenge for it later.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,588 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Complete
We be kitties 3 (four, actually) reviews
Dina, Rāta, Subaha, and Śāma have one thing in common. They're all cats. Or are they? Human to hybrid to feline and back again, werecat would usually be the thing that springs to mind. But these ladies don't change at the full moon. In the city of London, filled with many and mysterious crimes, will curiosity kill the cats? Or will a certain noble and his butler save the day?Hiatus
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,554 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 9/14/2013
10 Steps on How to Write a Story reviews
Well…it's tips on how to write a fanfic. Here are a bunch of great reminders, cheat codes, and just general rules on what you probably should and should not do to achieve a good fanfic. Hope it helps!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,404 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2014
Eenie Meenie Miney Mo reviews
This is basically my plotbunny dump. All my marvelous stories that aren't quite marvelous enough (or I don't have time for) are posted here, so in case my computer blows up into fiery smithereens (again), I won't lose my bitchin' ideas. Most of them (read, all) are rather…poor quality, so I apologize for that. These are like the seedlings of what might later become fic trees.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 73,954 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 10/27/2013
Nightstalker Style reviews
Witch, Weapon, and Meister all in one! For Kage, that's the least of her worries. Her big problems are more "How do I stay alive another day" and "keep my brother in one piece" Oh wait, did we forget to mention her family's been sending witches after her since she was six, and a Kishin more powerful than Asura wants her dead? Sadly, due to lost bets, this must be KidxOC.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 51 - Words: 144,998 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Death The Kid, OC - Complete
Happy Hellsing! reviews
Merry X-mas! May and Jay have come to celebrate at the Hellsing Manor, but with us in the works there is mischief in the making! Yes indeed, we have lovingly written a Christmas fic with our own special dose of...weirdness. C'mon and read! Candy, crack, and presents await! Did I mention we're giving away free candy? (Collab with younger sister. Crack.)
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,783 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Complete
May and Jay Zombie Apocalypse reviews
We is back! Zombies here, zombies there, zombies everywhere! Join us and a couple meat-puppets (volunteering authors) as we try to escape the inevitable fate of being om-nomed by a busload of zombies. Join us, or just sit back and read the insanity as us and our trigger-happy volunteers bunker down in an old mall! This is the first May and Jay that is not a one-shot. Enjoy it!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,358 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 8/13/2013
Hellsing by May and Jay reviews
We're crack, we're whack, and we're BACK! May and Jay, on the Hellsing scene! It's the same challenge as before; the cast is somehow suckered into signing a magic contract, which gives us the ability to torment them with their worst fears and most loathed enemies –without them fighting back or taking revenge on us later. (Crack. Collab with my younger sister.)
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,362 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Alexander, Alucard, Enrico, The Major - Complete
Meva, Avem, Whatever: reviews
AlucardxOC. Meva is a centuries year old winged being (not an angel, thank you very much) who's had a run in with certain vampires. Her human charges seem bound and determined to get in her way of killing as many humans as she wishes, and to make things worse, they won't let her beat the crap out of her former masters' murderer. And this is all before a certain vamp shows up...
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 96,281 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Alucard, OC - Complete
May and Jay Hiring reviews
ZOMBIES! May and Jay were just sitting around with our secretary, minding our own business, when the apocalypse just up and happened! Now we had to run to an abandoned mall, but we're not alone! Or are we...well, that's up to you! Yep, we need fellow survivors, and there's whole website of them out there! Further details inside. C'mon, who' want to miss the chance of zom killing!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2013
The Very END of May and Jay reviews
May and Jay are back, and with a new secretary. (We really should've stopped making these when we could.) Watch as we survive the cast's murder attempts by increasingly ridiculous means! Yes, the Soul Eater crew are taking their revenge! Or at least trying...after all, May and Jay are depressingly indestructible. (Collab with my younger sister. Crack, slight mentions of violence.)
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,627 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Complete
Hellsing Cats Oneshots, Before, During, and After: reviews
My little one-shot thing about my Hellsing fanfics! Wanna know how the Halloween Squad all met up? Wanna know how Jackal's schooling went? Want to see me break the fourth barrier when I'm bored out of my mind? You may read this if you've only read my first fanfic, but you may have to skip a few chapters here and there. This will only be updated when I'm bored and Soul Eatered out.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,702 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 5/28/2013
Vacation by May and Jay reviews
We apparently did not learn our lesson last time and decided to write a sequel. The Soul Eater cast has had enough of us and went on vacation, but what happens when we're on the same plane? Why, a plane crash, of course! Crack, coconuts, and a tropical island paradise awaits. Collab with my younger sister.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,603 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Complete
Hellsing Cats 2 reviews
Imaginative title isn't it? Somebody's come back from the dead, but there's an itty bitty problem. She has no clue who she is, and is now more powerful than ever before. Don't read unless you've read my other fanfic first. AxOC. This is a sequel to Hellsing Cats. (It is equally sh*tty. Please don't read unless you like Mary Sues.)
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 81,040 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Complete
Hellsing Cats reviews
Is there really such thing as a werecat? AlucardxOC, I lost a bet for it, sorry. Iscariot, a new Oc mercenary group, and a whole mess more are included. (Being revised. This story sucks. Please don't read unless you like Mary Sues.)
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 78,173 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Complete