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Joined 03-27-13, id: 4625953, Profile Updated: 03-11-15
Author has written 9 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, and Naruto.

Oh hey, I'm really sorry about this unannounced hiatus, guys... (Well, semi-announced...)

I'm going on a mysterious training journey called 'high school' and also Haikyuu!!. But don't worry! I'll come back!

As soon as I have re-ignited my inspiration - 'cause you guys should know by now that I'm not going to give you a chapter I didn't put my heart and soul into.

In the mean time, you can find my collaborated Haikyuu!! fic, 'Crumbling Foundations', under the pen name 'Embrace-the-Mustard'. I'm working on that currently, so if you ever feel like a taste of my style again, that's there for you.

Until my search concludes! I'll see you next time!



A bolt of mystical lightning zapped down from the thunderous sky, violins and drums slamming in the background and the lighting of the scene dimming in a dramatic effect as the answer was revealed to her.

All of a sudden, the special effects faded and the sprite touched a hand to it's chin in deep comprehension. "Oh. I see."

It turned to you, grinning maniacally. "Utter nonsense."

(And a lot of talking about me because apparently that's a thing I like to do.)

The whole SOPA affair:

If FFN ever does vanish, you can find me on Wattpad under 'TheFullmetalAlfred'. I will email you the rest of my stories from there, if needs be. I'm also on deviantART as 'DammitHughes'. There's art there now! And my 'Archive of Our Own' name is 'Captain_Hughes_ZU'!

(=' :') This is Bunny-chan.
(,(')(') Please
put her on your profile
to help her bunnies achieve world domination!

(The rabbit engineered toaster made me do it.)


Change one letter in the name of a main D. Gray-Man character for my first name, then scramble up the letters of my hometown for my second.

I'm not going to give you my true name, so you can call me Zakuro. I also respond to Zakkie, Sir Komswag and ROIII MASTANGU!!


This year, I'll be the same age as the Todd Haberkorn character from either D. Gray-Man (or FMA, they're the same age), Fairy Tail, Hetalia or Ouran High School Host Club.


I was born in Northern Ireland, and my bloodline is almost entirely Irish apart from a little bit of me that's Scottish. And I'm not even ginger! XD This is good because I can now say I am Northern Irish or Australian depending on what I feel like. Or United Kingdomese if I'm feeling sassy. But strangely enough, I've been approached by at least three people who thought I was American... Must be the hybrid accent...


Umm... Somewhere in the Australia...OH! It has a two in it.

Dreams or ambitions:

To become Fuhrer and make all female officers wear miniskirts. I have a burning ambition to become an author or a voice actor. If I fail both of those, I'll join the army or something...

A Little About Me (via internet quizzes):

I am an ENTJ type on the MBTI. Characters I am mentally similar to because of this are James Potter, Roy Mustang, Erwin Smith, Sokka, Rocket Racoon and Tetsurou Kuroo.

Strengths: Upbeat and energetic, hard to embarrass, challenges authority.

Weaknesses: Not in touch with emotions, can be uncooperative, slightly arrogant.

And yeah... I just find this junk interesting! XD


I like Anime, Manga, reading, chewing gum, windows and writing. Also, the smell of books. And the Periodic table. I love the Periodic table to no end. I like to post the :D face, and whenever I see my friends I yell 'YO!' at the top of my lungs. And hamburgers. And Big Hero 6, I really like Big Hero 6.

Favourite foods:

Okay, these are my tippy-top highest most favouritest foods in all the known universe forever;
Yorkshire pudding, tomatoes, green apples, hamburgers, ice cream, tuna, candy and chocolate, nachos, thick-shakes or milkshakes, Ching Chings from Bing Boy, pizza (mostly spinach or BBQ), grapes, fish and chips, cheese, enchiladas and probably something else I'm going to remember after I turn the laptop off.


Stupid-rain and other water-related substances, hospitals, needles, pumpkin soup and a bunch of other stuff I can't think of right now.

Shounen Ai, Yaoi, HomoHomo or Whatever else you may call it:

Not really much of a fan, but I'm not against either of them. I'm not a fan of many Fullmetal Alchemist Yaoi pairings, especially not RoyXEdward or RoyXHughes. (Parental or friend fluff is okay though. Hell, I live off that stuff.) There are some in other fandoms that I enjoy though!

Since this is also relevant, I believe in equality and freedom. If homosexual people wish to be homosexual, they should do so. People deserve the freedom to do and be who they please - the more restrictions we put on the masses, the closer we get to living in the dystopian fiction story where the government controls our every breath. Which means if you support Edvy or HughesRoy, DON'T LET ME DISCOURAGE YOU! YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME! KEEP FIGHTING FOR YOUR SHIPS, GUYS! I LOVE YOU ALL!


(I went on a freedom tangent under a completely unrelated subject...)


Love 'em. One of my favourite things EVER. My persuasive thingy; if you have a friend who's an aspiring author, and they ask you to read their story, you don't just read it and then walk away without saying anything, do you? No, you say, "That's awesome!" or "This could have been better" or "Here's how to improve" or "I liked this part".

So, people, think of me as your aspiring author friend who strives only to know what you think of my writing! ...Okay, I strive for other stuff as well, but this is one of them.


HUGHES AND GRACIA ARE MY OTP! And Royai is the most...BLAAAHILOVEIT. EdWin, ShikaTema, ShikaNeji, ShinraXCelty, GiroNatsu. (As you can probably tell, not much of a romance fan.)


I'll put up with any ship if the story is good, EXCEPT FOR ONE.
Not with that adorable little cutie you don't. Now get out before I call Mustang.

Specifically, Parental/Brother/friendship ships (Because I am lame and I brOTP everything):

Parental!RoyEd (Don't lie Zakkie. That's not a ship, that's a lifestyle.), Parental!RizaAl, Parental!RoyAl, Parental!RizaEd, Brotherly!EdAl, Parental!KakaSasu, Parental!SullyBoo, Parental!HughesEd, Parental!HughesAl, Parental!HughesElycia, Friendship!HughesRoy, Sibling!KomuiLenalee, Friendship!KandaLavi, Parental/Bortherly!USUK, Brotherly!Johnlock, Brotherly!TaitoRyuukou, Parental!SvenEve and basically anything else you can think of that I forgot.

MUSTARD FOR THE WIN! (Have coined the ship name Mustard for Parental! Roy and Ed. HOW DID WE NOT SEE THIS?)

FIREARM WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (As in, Riza and Roy as Ed's parents.)

Basically, if it's parental or brotherly, I'll ship it. (Unless it's something really weird like Parental!Edvy... I wonder if that exists...)

Genres I read/write often:

Humour, hurt/comfort, adventure. (Parental!EdRo--I mean Parental!RoyEd, sorry... Inside jokes.)

Additional info:

I also have a habit of making whatever I say or write sound like an insult. I hope you don't take offense from anything I post. Hope you have fun reading my stories. And to anyone who got a guest review under the name Z. U, that was me before I got a profile.

I'M GOING TO AVCON TODAY! (The day that I updated my profile on about six months ago. Since then, I've been to both Oz Comic Con and Supanova). AND I'M GOING TO AVCON TOMORROW! (Another six months after that.) AND I'M GOING TO SUPANOVA NEXT WEEK! (November that year.)

Also, how can one person be so good at science and so bad at cooking...?


Zakuro was a smart little cookie - because it was born with a brain. This is the story of why it is now incredibly smart LOGICALLY, but has no sense of anything regarding common sense or how to act in social situations.

At the age of six, Zakuro's younger sister Chibineko received a pet rabbit. Little did they know, this rabbit was an EVIL rabbit! (They should have known from it's red eyes!) During the night, the evil bunny rallied it's troops and STOLE ZAKURO'S BRAIN IN IT'S SLEEP! D: OH NOES!

They stir fried little Zakuro's brain with lots of CARROTS! And they stewed it up with potatoes and turned it into CHOP SUEY! Then they mixed it with magical unicorn juice, Tardis petrol, and a super-duper rock from Atlantis that tasted like FISH GUTS! D: Then they ATE IT!


But, the evil zombie bunnies realised that Chibineko would suspect something if her big sibling woke up a total idiot without a brain. So, they replaced it! WITH A TOASTER! AHH!

However, it was a genetically engineered toaster! This made Zakuro very clever!


But, it had some downsides...


Ever since Zakuro had it's brain taken by evil zombie bunnies, it has been able to write. The toaster loves Fullmetal Alchemist (because it is a toaster, duh), which is good because Zakuro loves it too. And the toaster is in love with Zakuro's radio, Cassidy. (No, it does not love the family toaster. The family toaster is the Cinnamon Bun of toasters).

That is the story of how Zakuro's brain was replaced by a toaster.

(Zakuro would like to add that it is neither drunk or on drugs. It just likes to write things like this.)

(P. S., I really want to say thank you for reading because everyone knows that neesan won't, so yeah, thanks. *bows head in respect* Yours sincerely, Chibineko Senju.)

Mah buddies! (My friends on Fanfiction.Net who I know in real life!)

Toph Hitsugaya, Hamburger-san, loonyluna901, Russia Psycho, TheSupernova, Matthew kirkland, Spidey19, Cassy007 and that-crafty-otaku. SHOUT OUT TO YOU BROS! :D

Don't really know 'em but they're awesome! (Dudes whose work you should check out!)

Do a Barrel Roll, The Kazekage of the Suna, MoffandAvencore, Sevlow, Strix 4, Victorious-Mind, LordTicky, D1g1m0ncrazy and Allypallycally1. These guys have some awesome fics!


I will now proceed to recommend my favourite FMA fanfics. Now, this is just my opinion but... I graded them on this;

Skill - Grammar and layout and flow and all that nice stuff.
Story - The idea, originality, the plot and everything.
In character - Not out of character...?

Don't be sad if you think it deserved more stars - if you do, PM me and I'll grade it up one. The authors included. Just remember I love ALL these stories SO MUCH, so even if it didn't get five stars in a specific area, it's still PERFECT!


This. Is my hands-down favourite multi-chapter short story fic OF ALL TIME. I could rave about this for MILES, but I'll cut it short. Each story is amazingly written, brilliantly in character and with a fantastic idea behind it. I think I've scared the author a few times with my reviews, but it was worth it if I could get through to them HOW AWESOME THEIR STORY IS!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! This is my favourite and everyone who has ever heard me talk about it will know that. My sister needed to throw a book at me to make me shut up.

Length: Long, but not if you count by chapters.
Skill: 5/5
Story: 5/5
In character: 4.5/5


It's set on a really cold, super snowy afternoon in Amestris, when the military vehicle Roy, Ed and Havoc are travelling in collides with a truck and a horrific accident ensues. Ed and Roy are trapped in the car, Havoc is down and everyone else is dead. A brilliant story of loyalty and endurance, and let me tell you, IT KICKS YOU RIGHT IN THE FEELS. In character 'til the end, I'm BEGGING you to read this fic.

Skill: 5/5
Story: 5/5
In character: 5/5

By Chance or Changing Course by Arktos - A brilliant Parental!RoyEd. I'll assume it has been discontinued, but what's there is DEFINITELY worth reading. Basically, a train explodes, the two of them are lost in the cold north and Edward has been temporarily blinded. EPIC TALE ENSUES

Length: Pretty long.
Skill: 5/5
In character: 4/5

444 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do in Amestris by Do a Barell Roll -This one is for everyone who wants humour. One of my favourite funny stories on this site, it lists funny scenarios and parodies for FMA characters to get stuck in... In short, an explosion of pop culture. That one's a must read if there ever was one.

Length: Eh, long.
Skill: 4.5/5
Story: 5/5
In character: 4/5 (But hey, only because of the story's setting.)

Privileges by MoffandAvencore - This is another selection of short stories based on the Elric brothers. To be honest, I'm jealous I didn't think of this myself! It's a really great idea, really cute and super awesome. It mostly covers little bits and pieces the series missed originally, and each of them are really great! I loved reading this SOOOOOOOO much.

Length: Not too long.
Skill: 3.5/5
Story: 5/5
In character: 4.5/5

100 Faces of Roy Mustang by Firefly264 - A collection of short-short stories about our beloved idiot genius jerkass pyro Colonel. I like this story a lot because I like Roy a lot, and it really does his character justice. There is one chapter in there I really love because the symbolism is beautiful. (I almost cried like Armstrong.) Go read that if you're looking for something short (feels, humour or otherwise).

Length: Mid-size, short if you read each chapter individually.
Skill: 4/5
Story: 5/5
In character: 4/5

Outsmarted, Outgunned, Outwitted and Dwarfed by Doppler Effect

A short and humourous retelling of Roy's men meeting Edward and Alphonse. It is hilarious, bloody well written and could easily be canon because of how in character everyone is. Definitely a favourite of mine, please take a look. It's worth your time. Short and witty and Roy gets absolutely PWNED by Ed. What more could you want? XD

Length: Short.
Skill: 4.5/5
Story: 4/5
In character: 5/5

Honourable Mentions

Not Yet by Firefly264 - Angsty Roy and Ed to save the day. MANY LOVE AND SUCH DO WANT. Shortish.
Blackmail by MoffandAvencore - More angst stuff. More Roy and Ed stuff. MORE LOVE AND MORE WANT! Very in character, short and great!
If You Give a Winry a Wrench by Do a Barrel Roll - Quick and humourous, Ed writes a children's book and gets beaten senseless for it. Love the language - GO READ IT! (Plus, 'If You Give a Ling a Lunch'.)
If I Die by Victorious-Mind - Ed is near-death, and he has visions of what will happen should he die... I love the concept, and the wording is awesome! Mid-length, and awesome!

If you want Hetalia;

Folie a Plusiers by CaCoPhAnY Of ScReAmS - A mental hospital EPIC! So in character and such a great plot! DO WANT!

My Precious Child by Toph Hitsugaya - Yes, this is my friend, but I'm not being biased! This is genuinely an adorable story in an AU where Lithuania adopts a toddler Poland. It's so cute and fluffy and GAH! FLUFF! Go check it out for me!


Signed: From Your Not So Loyal Author by Kazekage of the Suna - In a nutshell, it is Gaara's diary. It's very well written and freaking HILARIOUS. I swear, no joke is out of bounds in this story, and the Sand Sib's interactions are so funny. (If you like it, also read 'Signed From: The Sand Siblings'.)

And if you're looking for more good fics, there are more EPIC TALES OF AWESOMENESS under my favourited stories. Remember, these are just my opinions, so... The stories might end up being even better than you expected from these reviews! They're all so AWESOOOOOOOME!!!!

Stuff I like to do that has something to do with anime/manga:

Favourite anime/manga:

MY FAVOURITE ANIME/MANGA EVER IS FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST. I love many series, but none other than this make me flail around on my bed and cry like Armstrong quite as well.

The first anime I watched:

The first anime I ever watched... Well, probably Pokemon and Astro Boy when I was about four years old. (Sure, I had no idea what an anime was at the time, but that's besides the point.) However! The first anime properly watched was probably Naruto.

First manga:

SGT Frog and Inuyasha, at about the same time.

My favourite manga/animes are;

  • Fullmetal Alchemist (My favourite characters here are Maes Hughes, Edward Elric and Roy Mustang.)
  • Durarara! ! (Shizuo Heiwajima. That guy is funny as. XD And Kadota and Izaya.)
  • Haikyuu! ! (Daichi the Majestic, Kageyama Buttbutt, Hinata JumpJump, Background Kuroo and EagleHair Nishinoya. And Tanaka, and Ukai, and Takeda, and like... everyone.)
  • D. Gray-Man (Komui Lee, Bak Chang, Lavi, Yuu Kanda (mainly to make fun of) and Reever Wenhamm.)
  • Free! Iwatobi Swim Club (Makoto Tachibana and Haruka Nanase. They're freaking adorable!)
  • Hero Tales (Ryuukou Mouten and Taitou Shirei.)
  • SGT. Frog (Giroro, Dororo)
  • Blue Exorcist (Shima, Rin, Suguro and Father Fujimoto. They're all bros!)
  • Pick of the Litter (Satsuki Hiyokoya and Mio Nekomata.)
  • Ouran High School Host Club (Tamaki Suoh and Takashi Morinozuka.)
  • Attack on Titan (Eren Jager and Jean Kirstein.)

  • My favourite video games are;

  • (You know you love it!) Pokemon (I like Umbreon, Lucario and Arcanine.)
  • Naruto Ninja Storm 2 and 3
  • Animal Crossing
  • Anything Sonic the Hedgehog (Knuckles, Shadow)
  • Professor Layton (FFFPPHPHFPHFPHF I would marry Layton if he wasn't a Nintendo game character. I Cosplay him too.)
  • Marvel vs. Gapcom 3
  • Okami Den
  • Nintendogs

  • Fav books;

  • Warriors (Jayfeather, Blackstar)
  • Young Samurai (Yori)
  • Tales of the Otori (Shigeru)
  • Skulduggery Pleasant (Ghastly Bespoke, Skulduggery Pleasant, Finbar Wrong)
  • Young Sherlock Holmes (MYCROFT HOLMES and Sherlock. BUT MOSTLY MYCROFT!)
  • *derpface* The Fullmetal Alchemist novels.
  • CHERUB (Kyle Blueman and someone else I can't remember...)

  • Fav shows;

  • Adventure Time (Finn the Human, Shelby-the-worm-that-lives-in-Jake's-viola)
  • Sherlock (MYCROFT!!! MYCROFT MYCROFT MYCROFT! {Lestrade})
  • Dr Who (the Eleventh Doctor.)
  • Touch (No preference)

  • Favourite Celebrities and Semi-Famous People

  • Hiromu Arakawa
  • Vic Mignogna
  • Hugh Jackman
  • Benedict Cumberbatch (Saw him from a distance... Close enough.)
  • Matt Smith
  • Travis Willingham
  • Todd Haberkorn (WOOT WOOT I MET HIM! HE'S AWESOME!)
  • Masashi Kishimoto
  • Romi Paku
  • Lili Wilkinson (SEEN HER TOO! SHE'S SO COOL!)

  • Favourite Bands and Singers

  • Of Monsters and Men
  • MKTO
  • P!nk
  • Fall Out Boy
  • OneRepublic
  • I don't know if Akira Senju counts… Meh. I can put a composer on here if I want. It's my list.
  • Vocaloid? *derps*
  • Can I say Vic Mignogna again? XD

  • Favourite Songs

  • Any of my favourite anime's theme songs
  • In the End, Numb and Burn it Down by Linkin Park
  • Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO
  • Demons by Imagine Dragons
  • I'm Shipping Up to Boston and Johnny, I Hardly knew Ye! by the Dropkick Murphys
  • Period by Chemistry
  • Again by Yui
  • Rewrite by Asian Kung-fu Generation
  • Shunkan Sentimental by SCANDAL
  • Main Theme - The Fullmetal Alchemist (in any version, legato or otherwise), Amestris Military March, Lapis Philosophorum, Resembool's Lullaby (performed by a name I only know in Kanji) and Homage to Alchemy from the Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood Soundtrack
  • Ishbal, Kyoudai/Brothers, Favourite Daughter, Equivalent Exchange and Koukai/Regret from the Fullmetal Alchemist Soundtrack (and the version of Brothers that Vic Mignogna sang)
  • Thnks fr th Mmrs and Pheonix by Fall Out Boy
  • Little Talks, Mountain Sound and King and Lionheart by Of Monsters and Men
  • Some Hetalia songs (Mainly anything that England or Prussia sings)
  • Sway, Sway Baby by Short Stack
  • Some Vocaloid - Len and Kaito's Levan Polkka, Death Should Not Have Taken Thee! by Rin and Len, Gakupo's Dancing Samurai, Cantarella and Judgement of Corruption by Kaito and Luka's sin song about Envy (well that's ironic.)
  • Ballad of Mona Lisa by Panic! At the Disco
  • I could go on, but I won't.

    Manga or anime I have read or watched, and one or two favourite characters (in no particular order):

  • Fullmetal Alchemist (Hughes)
  • Hetalia (America)
  • Hero Tales (Ryuukou)
  • Spiral (Ayumu)
  • Haikyuu ! ! (Kageyama, Daichi)
  • Naruto (Shikamaru)
  • SGT Frog (Giroro)
  • Free! Iwatobi Swim Club (Makoto)
  • D. Gray-Man (Komui)
  • Dantalian no Shoka (Huey)
  • Durarara! ! (Shizuo)
  • InuYasha (Koga, Sesshomaru)
  • Ouran High School Host Club (Tamaki, Mori)
  • Pokemon (Red)
  • Detective Conan/Case Closed (Shinji/Jimmy)
  • Attack on Titan (Jean)
  • Astro Boy (The robot super-boy himself!)
  • Pick of the Litter (Satsuki, Mio)
  • Dragon Ball (Goku)
  • Ranma 1/2 (Ryoga, Ranma)
  • Animal Academy (Kotaro)
  • Rock Lee and his Ninja Pals (Hahaha...I loved it...)
  • Bleach (Kisuke, Isshin)
  • One Piece (No particular preference)
  • (Ao no) Blue Exorcist (Shima)
  • Yu-Gi-Oh (Jonouchi/Joey)
  • Digimon Data Squad (I FREAKING LOVE THOMAS)
  • Tokyo Mew Mew (Zakuro/Renae)
  • Library Wars (Dojo - HE LOOKS SO MUCH LIKE ROY MUSTANG.)
  • Fruits Basket (Kyo, Shigure)
  • Yotsuba (Yotsuba's dad)
  • Black Cat (Train, Sven)
  • Vampire Game (Duzell)
  • Kekkaishi (Gen, Yoshimori)
  • Cat God (The little wolf demon guy whose name I forgot.)
  • Peach Fuzz (No preference)
  • Tuxedo Gin (Ginji, Mike)
  • Uh...Ponyo? (

  • Favourite quotes (from a long list):

    All the episode end quotes from FMAB.

    Basically anything anyone said in FMA ever. (Unless Envy said it.)

    'Seven times down, eight times up.' -Japanese Proverb.

    'I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they fly past.' -Douglas Adams

    'My body feels like butterflies...' -Allen Walker, D. Gray-Man (I died a little.)

    'I believe in God, but I also believe in morality, which is doing what is right regardless of what I am told. Not in religion, which is doing what I am told regardless of what is right.' -Anonymous.

    'The world's not perfect, but it's there for us trying the best it can. That's what makes it so damn beautiful.' -Roy Mustang (Fullmetal Alchemist). (Also known as the most used FMA quote IN THE HISTORY OF MAN!!)

    "Britain is not an island... Yes, yes it is, but..." -Unidentified MP, on BBC Radio 4

    'I did not trip and fall! I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.'

    "What a good senpai I am!" -Ryuunosuke Tanaka

    'Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.' -Miles Kington

    “Sometimes carrying the burden of an upsetting truth, and hiding it, is actually a gift you give to someone else. You bear that burden, so they don’t have to, in a situation where telling them will change nothing.” ― Cassandra Clare

    “Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.” ― Oscar Wilde

    “I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.” ― Oscar Wilde, The Happy Prince and Other Stories

    “In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.” –Ellen DeGeneres

    'The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.'

    'America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight.'

    “Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.” ― Apple Inc.

    “Older men declare war. But it is youth that must fight and die.” ― Herbert Hoover

    “There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for.” ― Albert Camus

    “Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well."
    From: "More Maxims of Mark”. ― Mark Twain

    'I don't know what that means, but it sounds amazing!' -Komui Lee, D. Gray-Man (Best quote ever. Ten out of ten amazingness.)

    “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” ― Steve Martin

    “The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.” ― George Carlin

    “You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
    What mood is that?
    Last-minute panic.”
    ― Bill Watterson

    “Procrastinate now, don't put it off.” ― Ellen DeGeneres

    "Forget what hurt you in the past but never forget what it taught you." -Anonymous

    'There is nothing to be gained from dwelling on lost battles.' - General Froi Tiedoll, D. Gray-Man. (Though it's probably been said and worded differently many a time.)

    “Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.” ― Mark Twain

    “It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!”― Friedrich Nietzsche

    "Man is the only creature who refuses to be what he is."— Albert Camus

    “Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.” ― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

    “Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.” ― Mark Twain

    “The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you.” ― David Foster Wallace, Infinite Jest

    “I have learned now that while those who speak about one's miseries usually hurt, those who keep silence hurt more.” ― C.S. Lewis

    “It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one.” ― George Washington (I always respond that way when a teacher asks me why I haven't done my homework. I call it 'Detention with the grace of a president'.)

    “Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them.”― Albert Camus, The Myth of Sisyphus and Other Essays

    “I quote others only to better express myself.” ― Michel de Montaigne, The Complete Essays

    “I want to write a poem about "Truth," "Honor," "Dignity," and whether the toilet paper should roll over or under when you pull on it.” —Jarod Kintz, I Want

    “Who is more humble? The scientist who looks at the universe with an open mind and accepts whatever the universe has to teach us, or somebody who says everything in this book must be considered the literal truth and never mind the fallibility of all the human beings involved?” —Carl Sagan

    “Real life's nasty. It's cruel. It doesn't care about heroes and happy endings and the way things should be. In real life, bad things happen. People die. Fights are lost. Evil often wins.” —Darren Shan

    "Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is really worth fighting for."

    "Some people are born great, some people achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them."

    "You keep important things in your fridge. For instance, an ice pack if you've been wounded. A bottle of water if you are dying of thirst. And a basket of strawberries if a maniac came up to you and said 'Give me a basket of strawberries right now or I'll poke you with this large stick." -Lemony Snicket

    AND NOW! A LOAD of Random Other Stuff that I copied and pasted...

    When Life Gives you Lemons, Make Lemonade!

    When life gives you mayonnaise... throw it back and say, "B!TCH I ASKED FOR LEMONS!!"

    When life gives you lemons throw them back and demand vodka.

    When life gives you vodka, call all of your friends for a party.

    When life gives you lemons, it wants you to make lemonade. When life gives you apples, it's trying to scare your doctor away.

    When life gives you lemons, call him a pervert and ask if he reads fanfiction.

    When life gives you oranges, ask what is with his obsession with citruses.

    When life gives you lemons, it wants you to make lemonade. When life gives you oranges, it wants you to make orange juice. When life gives you apples, it want you to make apple juice. And when life gives you grapes, it wants you to get drunk.

    When life throws you lemons and it hits you in the eye, tell everyone you know "life is a bitch".

    When life chucks lemons at you and hits you where it really hurts, squish the lemons and tell everyone, "life hurts you where it hurts you most".

    When life gives you lemons, cut them up and squeeze it in your water and plant the leftovers seeds. It will grow into a tree eventually!

    When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in someone's eyes.

    When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade.

    When life gives me lemons, I squirt lemon juice in life’s eyes.

    When life gives you lemons you make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how in the seven hells you did it.

    When life gives you lemons, thank them and make some lemonade.

    When life gives you lemons, giggle like the fangirl you are and wink suggestively at life.

    When life gives you lemons, you mail them back in a package along with a "mysterious ticking noise".

    When life gives you lemons, you burn life's house down.

    When life gives you lemons, find the guy who got the ice and tequila and throw a party.

    When life gives you lemons, don't eat them by themselves... You should never eat a lemon by itself...

    OKAY!! Who is this LIFE and why is he throwing stuff at People? It probably Hurts!! Of course it does! And re-post this if you hate Life (and add your own quote to 'Life and Lemons'.)

    20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

    1: At lunch time, sit in your car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars; see if they slow down
    2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.
    3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them, "Do you want fries with that?"
    4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".
    5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.
    6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS".
    7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy".
    8: Dont use any punctuation
    9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking.
    10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face.
    11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO".
    12: Sing along at the opera.
    13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
    14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day.
    15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party because you have a headache.
    16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom".
    17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON".
    18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose!".
    19: Tell your children (or younger siblings) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.".
    20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!

    22 Things to do in a Lift (IT'S ACTUALLY 24 BUT SHHHHH DON'T TELL THEM THAT)

    1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
    2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
    3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
    4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
    5. Meow occasionally.
    6. Stare At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
    7. Say DING at each floor.
    8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
    9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
    10. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
    11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
    12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
    13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
    14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
    15. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
    16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
    17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
    18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
    19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
    20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
    21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
    22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
    23. Stand in the middle of the elevator and proclaim loudly, "I must find a more suitable host body!"
    24. Turn to the other passengers and say, "Now, I'll bet you're wondering why I've gathered you all here today."

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    REMEMBER WHEN .. getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?'m 0 m' (was your hero)and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblingsand rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?when - WAR- was a card gameand life was simple and care free?remember when all you wanted to doWAS GROW UP?

    Copy this onto your profile if you're still five inside, no matter how old you are now.

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    uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

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    That really is so awesome. The mind really is a powerful thing...

    Answer Random questions of the day

    1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

    "...that alchemy is a means to realise people's hopes and dreams...and that the military is there to safeguard the country's future." (Riza Hawkeye, FMA vol. 15)

    2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

    The wall.

    3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

    Teen Titans Go!

    4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

    6:42 p.m.

    5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

    7:41 p.m.

    6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

    Ads on the TV, a discussion about shoes.

    7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

    I came back from the library.

    8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

    My long winded profile...

    9. What are you wearing?

    Khaki cargo pants, a grey T-shirt and a black cap. And school shoes...

    10. Did you dream last night?

    I dreamt that a psychopath was trying to destory the world using a bendy sword that looked like a snake and then me and Naruto had to stop him using an opposing sword called Hachiman...

    11. When did you last laugh?

    At my sister's dancing on the way home from the library.

    12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

    A window...some paintings...a really big mirror...and a big clock.

    13. Seen anything weird lately?

    A copy of VOLUME ONE of the manga I want to read in the library... ;v;

    14. What do you think of this quiz?

    It's awesome for when you don't have anything to do.

    15. What is the last film you saw?

    A Knight's Tale.

    16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

    All teh Cosplay. And a house. And a trip around the world! :D

    17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

    When I was little, I dreamt of travelling the world to collect rocks.

    18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

    I'd put Pokemon in it.

    19. Do you like to dance?

    Like a demented potato.

    20. George Bush.


    21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

    No idea. I hate most girl's names.

    22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

    Roarke, maybe?

    23. Would you ever consider living abroad?


    24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

    "Of course you can be reincarnated!"

    FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), NinjasWillRuleTheWorld (Australia),Shadowtheangel (Sweden), Ice Prince Hitsugaya (USA), Toph Hitsugaya (Australia), ZakuroU (Australia)

    Fav Character Game

    Fullmetal Alchemist Style!

    1. Maes Hughes
    2. Roy Mustang
    3. Edward Elric
    4. Jean Havoc
    5. Ling Yao
    6. Riza Hawkeye
    7. Alphonse Elric
    8. Alex Louis Armstrong
    9. Kain Fuery
    10. Heymans Breda
    11. Black Hayate
    12. Denny Brosch

    1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

    Riza/Black Hayate. Well, there's something you don't see every day. A woman and her dog... Yeah, that'd probably be a crackfic, so it'd be really funny, so maybe, just maybe, I might read it. If it were a serious story, then no. Definitely not.

    2. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

    No, but there are a few multi-chapter stories with chapters from Fuery's point of view. Pretty good ones, too.

    3. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

    Roy and Riza. That could not have gone better if I'd planned it myself. Of course they would! What Fullmetal fan doesn't ship Royai? Even I do! They'd be so cute together. (Hughes moment.)

    4. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

    Ling/Fuery or Ling/Breda. Hm, bit of an odd question, eh? I don't think either of those would turn out very well, but I'm gonna hafta say Ling/Breda. Because they both eat heaps so neither will protest to massive meals, and I think that Fuery is too sweet and quiet to be with someone as crazy and surrounded-by-danger as Ling.

    5. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

    Confused. Ed/Breda? Where did that even come from? A summary, eh...? Well, that'll be hard. Here goes...

    Every time Ed barges into the office, he marches straight past my desk. Up to Roy's. Always Roy's. I watch him with the hope that one day, he'll come over here instead, and talk to me, and then we can go out and have all-you-can-eat buffet.

    6. Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

    Hughes/Armstrong? I pray to God that there isn't. PRAY. TO. GOD.

    7. Suggest a title and summary for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

    WHAAAA?! Al and Denny?! What happened here? I don't like this question.

    Title: Don't Punch Me

    Summary: Denny is genuinely sorry for hitting Alphonse after the armoured soul snuck into the fifth lab with his brother. He goes to apologise, but accidentally gives the boy more than he bargained for...

    8. If you wrote a Songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

    A songfic about Major Armstrong. Hmmmmm... Can I pick the American anthem? I don't know, it just suits the situation somehow... Bwah. Anything with totally over-the-top trumpets and violins and things.

    9. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

    I have no idea. I don't think I've ever read a fic based solely on Ling. He does appear in fics about other characters a lot, though.

    10. Insert the names;

    Maes and Alphonse are in a happy relationship until Kain runs off with Jean. Maes, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Black Hayate and a brief unhappy affair with Denny, then follows the wise advice of Ling and finds true love with Edward.

    What. The. Fudge. Just... Just... What. Where was Gracia when all this was happening? Why does Ling have wise advice? How do you have a one-night stand with a dog? Why is Maes dating the Elric brothers?


    11. Four invites Three and Eight to their house for dinner. What happens?

    Havoc invites Armstrong and Edward to his house. Well, it's more like a dorm, isn't it? He lives in the military dorms, doesn't he? Dunno. Anyways, Armstrong is not impressed by the drabness of the place, and so he decides to use the skills of interior decorating that have been passed down the Armstrong line for generations. Edward is just wondering when they'll get to eat, because he's starving.

    Havoc faints in shock because his kitchen is now pink, and Armstrong is being shirtless and sparkly all over the place.

    Edward complains that he's hungry, so Armstrong begins cooking. Luckily, the cooking skills passed down his family line are much better than the interior decorating ones, so he manages to cook a giant buffet, and Edward is ecstatic. Havoc is awestruck when he comes to.

    Everyone is attracted to the wonderful smell of Armstrong's cooking, and they all come to share the food.

    And they all lived happily ever after!

    Except for Havoc and his dorm-mates, who now have to repaint the kitchen and round up all the residual sparkles whizzing about the place.

    12. Nine tries to get Five to go to a yoga class. What happens?

    Fuery tries to get Ling going to a yoga class.

    Ling obliges, happy to be doing something that reminds him of his home in Xing. They both have a great time, and the two end up becoming friends and meet each other for yoga each week.

    Now, everyone, picture Ling Yao and Kain Fuery doing yoga. (The pose where you put your feet behind your head.) Hilarious, am I right?!

    13. You need to stay at a friend's house. Do you choose One or Six?

    Whee! I pick one! Because Hughes is awesome! And then I can play with Elysia, and I know I won't hafta cook because Gracia can cook! And! And! I would love this opportunity!

    Staying at Riza's would be awesome as well, but I'd be kinda scared she might have lots of rules and that she might shoot at me if I accidentally break something.

    14. Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens?

    Edward falls in love with Riza. Armstrong is jealous.

    Okay, Ed and Riza was weird that I could handle, but Armstrong being jealous?! That's flipping absurd!

    Okay, so, Edward asks Riza out, but Riza says he's much too young for her, and he shrugs it off, saying he has no idea why he asked in the first place. Armstrong just keeps watching Riza from the sidelines and all is somewhat right with the world...and then Roy burns both Edward and Armstrong for a reason that shall remain unknown.

    15. Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? Ten, Two, or Seven?

    Alright, I have no ideas why I've been attacked by Havoc, but the one who's most likely to rescue me out of Breda, Roy or Alphonse would probably be Breda, because they're friends and he would probably be able to dissuade Havoc from doing anything violent without actually hurting him.

    Because Roy might flame him, and Alphonse is just a kid, so he might not know how to handle the situation very well.

    16. One decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later, what happens?

    Everyone in the audience is now tasting Gracia's apple pie, and the whole of Amestris has seen three hundred and eighteen photos of Elysia, who also happens to be there wearing a tiny little apron.

    If you still can't remember who number one is, then WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?!

    17. Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?

    Edward has to marry either Havoc, Fuery or Armstrong.

    Well, it's not gonna be Armstrong, I'll tell you that much.

    Probably Fuery, because Havoc is trying so hard to get a girl, and not even Edward is mean enough to deprive him of that.

    Also, Fuery would just be like, "That's okay, you don't even have to pretend you love me. We can just do this thing then get out of each other's hair." Because he's very understanding a lot of the time.

    18. Seven kidnaps Two, and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?

    Alphonse kidnaps Roy, and demands something from Ling for his release... Wtf? Why is Al kidnapping Roy? Just wtf? Does Ling even know who Roy is? Well, I suppose he would demand... Um... What does Ling even own? He's like, King Mooch! Does he even have any possessions worth talking about? Alright, let's just say he demands Ling's awesome poofy trousers... That makes no sense, does it?

    19. You get to meet either One or Six. Who do you choose?

    One. One. One. One. One. One. Six would be cool, but still One. One.

    20. Ten challenges Four to a chariot race. Why?

    Breda challenges Havoc to a chariot race because everyone in the office is bored and they've run out of things to bet on.

    21. Everyone gangs up on Three. What happens?

    Alright, so, they all gang up on Edward. Yeah, he might be able to beat each of them individually, ('cept maybe Roy or Al) but all of them against him? Yeah, he's done for. I expect he'd put up a good fight, and that maybe something along these lines would occur:

    Hughes, Breda, Havoc, Fuery and Denny all stay back because they know there isn't any way they can take Edward on. So they're standing behind the front line with guns, in case Edward does manage to bring down the others.

    Alphonse is waiting off to the right side of Edward because he really doesn't want to have to fight his brother and everyone understands this.

    Roy is standing a few metres in front of Edward, his gloves ready and his plan good to go.

    Riza is at Roy's side, ready to protect him if needs be. Black Hayate is at her side, ready to help.

    Ling is a little way to the left of Edward, and Armstrong is behind the Fullmetal Alchemist, meaning he is surrounded.

    The fight starts and Edward begins by evading any flames or bullets Roy and Riza shoot at him, whilst fighting off Ling. After about twenty minutes, he defeats Ling by trapping him in a freshly transmuted cage and shackles.

    Then Armstrong jumps in, and an epic battle ensues. This time it's forty-five minutes before Armstrong is defeated and Roy's plan to wear Edward down is beginning to take effect.

    Edward is now struggling to evade the flames and bullets, and his cloak is getting destroyed. Alphonse is the next to go in, as he can see his brother is beginning to tire and that it won't take much to bring him down. So they spar for about ten minutes, and then Alphonse smashes Edward right in the back of the head and knocks him out.

    Roy is pleased that his plan has worked, and begins to wonder why on earth he was attacking Edward in the first place.

    Alphonse carries his brother away to treat his wounds and Armstrong finally gets back up. Everyone leaves, but they forget about Ling, who eventually manages to eat his way out of the cage.

    (*Always goes crazy on fight scenes*)

    22. Everyone is invited to Two and Ten's wedding except for Eight. How do they react?

    Roy and Breda are getting married, but don't invite Armstrong.

    Our favourite sparkly major shows up anyway, saying that his invitation must have been lost in the mail. Roy sighs, knowing that he probably should have invited Armstrong after all.

    But he's here now and everything is okay...except for the fact that Roy and Breda are getting married.

    23. Why is Six afraid of Seven?

    In reality, I don't think either of them are scared of each other. But let's say that Riza is scared of Alphonse because wherever there's Alphonse, there's Edward, which means that Roy will spend more time teasing him than doing his paperwork.

    24. Ten gathers everyone around to tell them a fairytale. What happens?

    Breda tells a fairytale! Interesting! He tells everyone the story Cinderella, and Elysia (who Hughes brought, of course) loved it. Alphonse was happy because someone was reading him a story, and Edward fell asleep. All the soldiers went back to work, wondering why that had just happened, and Ling just wondered why he was even there.

    25. One arrives late for Two and Ten's wedding. What happens? Why were they late?

    Hughes is late for Roy's and Breda's wedding because he was taking lots and lots of photos of Elysia dressed as a flower girl, and he also had to pick up Armstrong (who had just found out about the party because he wasn't invited and needed someone to pick him up). Roy and Breda understand that he had to take a load of photos because he's Hughes, and they all celebrated. And all was right with the world...EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT ROY AND BREDA ARE GETTING MARRIED!!

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    (And too everyone who read the whole way to the end... You are truly men among men...or women...actually both...I dunno. XD)

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    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,492 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 6/16/2014
    The Deceiver by Toph Hitsugaya reviews
    A new exorcist has showed up and she's perfect in everyway, almost too perfect. Strange things keep happening, exorcists are dropping like flies. Lavi's a bit more than suspicious so he drags Kanda along to find out who she really is. Unfortunately, this means dire consequences for everyone Lavi loves, including the one he loves the most! lavixkanda
    D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,244 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 2/6/2014 - Kanda Yuu, Lavi
    500 Mental Notes of Nick Fury by Spidey19 reviews
    This is basically what the Director of SHIELD wants to remember, Or forget...
    Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/20/2014 - Nick F.
    I have brownies by Not so human anymore reviews
    Havoc brings brownies to work. Crack fic
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,006 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Edward E., Jean H., Roy M., Grumman
    The 10-step Program For Reforming Villains by NarutoRox reviews
    Ever wonder what happens to your favorite villains, once they've been killed off or written out of their series? Well, the Akatsuki are about to find out...with the help of two very troublesome therapists that simply don't know when to quit and their 10-step program for 'reforming' the Akatsuki. Uh-oh.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,144 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Akatsuki
    The Other Way by Spidey19 reviews
    A whole heap of MARVEL One-Shots that change the outcome of MARVEL characters we already know.
    Marvel - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2014
    Signed: From A Very Scared Lazy Ninja Suitor by NarutoRox reviews
    (Dedicated to The Kazekage of Suna, and their 'Signed: From' challenge) Shikamaru's journal after certain events pertaining to his relationship with a certain blonde Suna kunoichi...and her over-protective brothers. With nosy friends trying to 'help' and the universe seemingly against him, what's a lazy suitor to do? 'Troublesome' doesn't even BEGIN to cover it...
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 23,601 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
    Hey Brother by Toph Hitsugaya reviews
    A collection of short stories about Ed and Al's relationship. For brothers day. Featuring Parental RoyEdAl. Soon to be a series.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2014 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
    Blank State of Mind by DrummerDancer reviews
    If he closed his eyes, he couldn't see.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
    Me & My Shadow: Shikaku's Life Lessons by NarutoRox reviews
    Shortly after the events of The Great War, Shikamaru finds a scrapbook from Shikaku filled with advice to his son (or at least what he sees as advice). "I'm going to fill this book up with a some wisdom of mine, or at least some words I think would be helpful to pass on. That way, even when I'm not there, you'll still have something to turn to for advice."
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,313 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Shikamaru N., Shikaku N. - Complete
    Got Your Back by Puddycat reviews
    Just a bunch of parental!RoyEd oneshots set throughout the series. Rating raised to T for language.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,427 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
    Fevered Flame Alchemist by D1g1m0ncrazy reviews
    Roy Mustang is a strong, intelligent, if not occasionally arrogant commanding officer... but what happens when he falls ill? Will the rest of team Mustang step up to lend him a hand? Contains minor OC appearances. Possible hints of implied Royai if you squint, but otherwise no pairings involved. Rated T because I'm paranoid.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,710 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
    444 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do in Amestris by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
    There are lots of things you shouldn't do if you want to survive in Amestris...too bad our favorite characters are going to do it all anyway. The country can use all the chaos it can get! How many headaches can one group of people cause? Let's find out!
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 37,896 - Reviews: 1241 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Edward E., Roy M., Alphonse E., Riza H.
    Alone, Not Alone by DrummerDancer reviews
    Alone in the office with a bottle of whiskey. And a red blur.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2014 - Edward E., Maes H., Roy M. - Complete
    Little Black Dress by ZeDancingHobbit reviews
    Gracia has to buy Elysia her first black dress. Spoilers for episode 25.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Elysia H., Gracia H.
    What Happens At The Bar Stays At England's House by loonyluna901 reviews
    England and America are catching up for the night but they don't have anything planned. America comes up with the brilliant idea of going to the bar! A few drinks later, England finds himself in a very awkward situation that he most certainty doesn't want to be in. How will England get out of this situation without losing his innocence?
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,384 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/25/2014 - Published: 2/3/2014 - England/Britain, America - Complete
    Marriage by catstreet reviews
    In which Mustang discusses to his men why he thinks marriage is unnecessary. Royai
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Roy M. - Complete
    White Flufflers from the Sky by HazelEyes8D reviews
    Winry and Pinako were missing the Elric brothers in this long, cold winter. Unexpectedly, the boys show up. Winry, as excited as she is to see them, can't help but wonder just what exactly it was that brought Edward home to her... Oneshot.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
    Looking for Nantucket by Li-Naga reviews
    Nantucket has become all weird and droopy suddenly! How could this be? Who did this to America? How do fix? Follow America on his valiant journey to rescue his hairy friend. err.. cowlick
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 2/3/2014 - England/Britain, America, France
    100 Things I, the Hero, am No Longer Allowed to Do by Nolongerwishingforthis reviews
    America is bored at a World Meeting one day and decides to make a list of the things he is not allowed to do... Crappy summary, this is my first story so please bear with me on this, reviews are always welcome! Contains small language and some references, rated T just to be safe!
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2014 - America - Complete
    The M-Word by Little Minamino reviews
    13 year old Edward makes a perfectly understandable mistake, much to his shock and horror. Rated for language.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/27/2014 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
    Romano's Flappy Bird Adventure by Kat The Maniac reviews
    Romano hears about Flappy Bird and decides 'Hey, what could go wrong' As you and I both know. EVERYTHING CAN GO WRONG. Watch our beloved Roma's spiral into madness, somehow told in a funny comedic way!
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/16/2014 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain, Sweden
    Stereotype Song by CrazedFujoshi reviews
    It was a hot summer day in Germany and all the nations were listening to America drone on about some silly robot hero until a pop-up window appeared on the screen. Overdone I know but I wanted to do one. Rated T for cursing.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/14/2014 - America, Canada, Japan, France - Complete
    Puppy Eyes by D. M. Evans reviews
    Someone is working the puppy eyes.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
    Bieber Fever by Between-A-Book reviews
    Canada really screwed us over didn't he? One-Shot
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/31/2014 - America, Canada - Complete
    Take Him Back! by MapleTreeway reviews
    America wants Canada to take a certain celebrity back. Canada, however, doesn't want to.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,698 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/30/2014 - America, Canada - Complete
    Foreseeable Fate by DrummerDancer reviews
    He'd had dreams like this before.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Edward E., Envy, Jean H., Riza H. - Complete
    Wednesday Bars by DrummerDancer reviews
    What difference did the day make?
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Jean H., Heymans B. - Complete
    The New Year Prank by frogandrabbitsox reviews
    Some ex-colonies decided to play a prank on their dear friend England/Arthur for the New Years. It was the best prank ever, the four pranksters agreed. Until... One-shot, no pairings. Forgive me if the time zones aren't quite right. T for Arthur's swearing. Happy New Year!
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2013 - England/Britain, America, Canada, Australia - Complete
    Skulduggery Pleasant Spoof: Dead Men to the Rescue! by ValkyrieCain4Ever reviews
    The Dead Men accidentally run over Santa Claus on Christmas Eve. Looks like it's the Dead Men to the rescue once again. My Christmas spoof for the year!
    Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2013 - Skulduggery P., Ghastly B., Dexter V., Saracen R. - Complete
    The Men who loved the Elric Brothers by sierra.steinbrecher reviews
    Absolutely no Yaoi. Other than that, the title pretty much says it all.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2013 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
    A Life for a Life by DrummerDancer reviews
    He was a monster. A murderer.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Shou T. - Complete
    Cheating by DrummerDancer reviews
    There was no way Roy was this bad at cards.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
    The Joke's on Roy by sierra.steinbrecher reviews
    You know, it's about time Ed got payback for all the times Roy called him short. And the rest of the office couldn't pass up the opportunity. One-shot, pure fluffy fun. Don't own the series.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Roy M. - Complete
    Cat Days by meesta-egg reviews
    Master America was always tired when he got home from work. So his beloved cat, Hero decides to help him out!
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/1/2013 - America - Complete
    Never fall into a vat of wine by 8ofhearts reviews
    Roy interrogates a strange man at Central. WARNINGS: The dude is drunk, and mentions of drugs if you squint.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Roy M. - Complete
    And it was all Matsumoto's fault by Toph Hitsugaya reviews
    It's a hot day and the air conditioners 'break'. This leaves a very angry and possibly sick Toshiro. COMPLETE
    Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,448 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 7/27/2013 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
    100 Faces of Roy Mustang by Firefly264 reviews
    100 drabbles and oneshots about the one and only Flame. Because he's so often out of character, as hard as we authors may try, and that is such a shame. Because even 108 chapters, 51/64 episodes and 2 movies later, we still haven't seen past all his masks. Because I'm crazy, and I can. Title subject to change, updates every Friday. I own nothing. Themes by LooLa on DeviantArt.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 12,941 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Roy M.
    Alone by theSardonyx reviews
    He closed his eyes and retracted his hand. "Even the moon doesn't want me," he whispered to himself. "I'm really alone..."
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/5/2013 - England/Britain - Complete
    Dailies by Strix 4 reviews
    We've seen the adventures. But what went on behind closed doors in between action shots? A gaggle of oneshots detailing the daily lives of Roy Mustang and his squad. Hints of Ed/Win, Roy/Riza, and parental Roy/Ed. Rated T for language
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 91,602 - Reviews: 1162 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 817 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Roy M., Edward E.
    Privileges by MoffandAvencore reviews
    COMPLETE! (no more updates) There are some things only brothers can do for...or to each other. Oneshot series. No Elricest or slash.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 21,632 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
    Not Yet by Firefly264 reviews
    He was just trying to hand his report in and get back to the library, but when Ed walks in on the breakdown of a man he had long thought indestructible. May be triggering, possible OOC, etc. etc. ONESHOT
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
    The Things We Lost by AnEquivalentExchange reviews
    "We lost more than a house that day." October 3rd oneshot.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
    It's Okay to Cry by DrummerDancer reviews
    As far as Roy was concerned, Ed could cry whenever he wanted.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
    Blackmail by MoffandAvencore reviews
    "You will obey me, or suffer the consequences!" Roy's forced to put Ed in his place by means he's not entirely proud of. ONESHOT no yaoi!
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
    Why He Hates It by Bluefire21 reviews
    We all know that Edward hates East City, but that raises the question: why? And please tell me if you think the rating is proper or not for this story, too high? Too low? I must know!
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,586 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Edward E., Roy M., Alphonse E. - Complete
    For Once, a Student by Firefly264 reviews
    While acting as alchemy teachers at a strange school, Roy witnesses a rare moment between newfound friends. Some Parental RoyEd, Ed acting his age for once, and Hughes-induced angst. Just a random snippet of an unwritten, unplotted story that will probably never be. ONESHOT.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Harry P., Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
    Trouble Follows That Big Blue Box by BloodLily16 reviews
    A little poem I wrote one night. I hope you enjoy! Please R&R!
    Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/29/2013 - TARDIS - Complete
    The Early Childhood Scare of Edward Elric by Kok0roxOtaku reviews
    Edward has come down with a terrible fever and refuses to stay home! Why doesn't he want to stay home and what is making him want to go to school so badly? EdwardxWinry!
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Trisha E., Winry R. - Complete
    If You Give Winry a Wrench by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
    Parody of the "If You Give a Mouse a Muffin" series. Ed decides to write all about the chain of events that occurs if you give one automail-crazed nut/overzealous automail guardian/Ed's totally-not-his-girlfriend with a specific tool. Enough said, again.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
    Rain by ec-writes reviews
    Not even the sky can cry in his honor.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Gracia H., Roy M. - Complete
    Outsmarted, Outgunned, Outwitted, and Dwarfed by Doppler Effect reviews
    Mustang's team hears about the acceptance of a rather young alchemist into the military. Sensing a chance to poke holes into their superior officer's massive ego, they take it.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Edward E., Maes H., Roy M. - Complete
    Inner Child by Red-Rhapsodos reviews
    It's easy to forget sometimes that Edward is still just a child after all he's been through, but he is and children tend to have some interesting quirks and habits...
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Edward E.
    The Story of Three Little Kids by DanielTheWaterTankAndTheFoetus reviews
    Ed, Al and Winry used to be normal kids with normal families who did normal things . . . until that ceased to be. Featured are Ed's leather pants, Al's femininity and Winry's wrenches.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Edward E., Alphonse E., Winry R. - Complete
    Open Mic: A Hetalia Crackfic by MapleKomori reviews
    The Axis leaves a microphone in the Allies' secret meeting room. Hilarity ensues.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 6/16/2013 - America, England/Britain, France, China - Complete
    To Me by uniquemangalover reviews
    Edward after a long tired train ride. Parental! Royed. Father's Day Drabble. Happy Father's Day!
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Edward E., Roy M.
    Brothers by Cartoon Cow reviews
    Ed watched the three men, "You can't sing worth a crap." Just a one shot of how the song Brothers would have been wrote if Ed were the one who had to write it. Bad summary but please give it a shot and review I worked hard on this.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
    Dear Uncute Machine Freak by iWaffle77 reviews
    When you're too lazy to call, send letters. At least that's what Ed did. Crackfic parody, mostly EdWin. Featuring Mustang, like a boss.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,872 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Edward E., Winry R.
    Granny's Prayers by Cartoon Cow reviews
    Winry sighed, "You know granny's prayers were probably the only things keeping you alive all these years." Just Pinako's thoughts after Ed, Al , and, Winry take a trip to Central. Short and sweet please read and review. Doesn't force religion on anyone, just a thought I had in my head.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Pinako R. - Complete
    If I Die by Victorious-Mind reviews
    Ed's trapped under rubble with a serious injury. Just when he's about to give up, he sees the future. A future that would come true if he died. One-Shot, Non-Yaoi. Parental!RoyEd as always.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Edward E. - Complete
    First Dance by AnEquivalentExchange reviews
    Oneshot. Friendly Alwin fluff. Winry helps Al recuperate his body in an unusual way: dancing.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Alphonse E., Winry R. - Complete
    When You Forget the Date by FireAnne47 reviews
    Roy is having one terrible day. And poor Ed just wanted to cheer him up. But when the date is forgotten and their friendship shatters, Roy has to pick up the pieces and fix things. Parental RoyXEd (One-shot)
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
    Splinter by kash30032000 reviews
    Twelve-year-old State Alchemist, Edward Elric has a splinter in his knee. Can Colonel Roy Mustang coax the State Alchemist into letting him pull the splinter? Parental!RoyEd. Rated for Ed's mouth.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
    For a rainy day by Allypallycally1 reviews
    Roy goes back to the Elric's hotel room after he never showed up to hand in his report to find the young boy a wreck and in pain. What should he do? What CAN he do except be there for his youngest subordinate and comfort him? NO YAOI. Rated T cos of some bad words.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,670 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
    Would You? by Victorious-Mind reviews
    Edward has a nightmare about Colonel Roy Mustang. Parental!RoyEd
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
    Dear Diary by Dana-Eliza reviews
    Deidara gets to know the other members of Akatsuki and writes about it in his diary. Crack fic. Plotless, don't go look for one. Cover belongs to DeidaraLittleMonster. If this story ever reach a thousand reviews, and I don't expect it to, then that person will get a personal crack fic!
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 67,335 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Deidara, Akatsuki, Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Toy Soldier by RainFlame reviews
    After Hughes' death, Ed has no one left to pick up the pieces. Parental!Roy Ed. Oneshot. Slight AU, if you squint.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
    Nothing There by Firefly264 reviews
    'There's a body. There's a body lying on the ground. He looks like Sherlock. But it can't be. No, no, you were just talking to Sherlock. He can't be a body, he can't be-' Spoilers for the Reichenbach Fall, John-centric oneshot. First Sherlock fic.
    Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/9/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
    Tears by Firefly264 reviews
    'It was raining that day. That day that he got the phone call. The drops had pattered on the windowpanes, dripped from the gutters. He knew that they made a sound.' Roy-centric, spoilers for 'that episode with Hughes'.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Roy M.
    Just a Kid by TheFandomEater reviews
    Though Ed acts like an adult, a stomach sickness proves to Roy he is just a kid. Parental!Roy and Childish!Ed. maybe some RoyxRiza. If you even mention RoyxEd I'm sicking my chimera on you. EDIT: It's official. It's dead, Jim. I'm not continuing this fic cause it's just not going to go anywhere. I'm sorry.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
    Hot and Steamy by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
    On a mission, Ed and Roy discover a hot spring and do precisely what you'd expect.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
    Who Are You? by lotrprincess reviews
    The way we see ourselves is the most important part of our identity. Unless, of course, you are more affected by what others think of you. But what about when someone else's opinion dictates your own?
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Edward E., Izumi C. - Complete
    Homecoming by Dhampir72 reviews
    Lavi comes home from a mission late at night. Bookman is there waiting for him. Their complicated relationship in a new light.
    D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Lavi, Bookman - Complete
    Folie à Plusiers by CaCoPhOnY Of ScReAmS reviews
    It started with one. Patient zero, retrieved from Washington DC, America. Alfred F.Jones was admitted by his college roommate at 13:08 on June 16th. Diagnosis: Delusional.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,454 - Reviews: 1506 - Favs: 1,371 - Follows: 1,433 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 10/20/2009 - America
    A Knock At the Door by thelonehuman reviews
    Riza Hawkeye finds a drunken, unstable Mustang on her doorstep in the middle of the night and has to take him in.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
    If You Give a Ling a Lunch by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
    Ed writes a children's book on the consequences of feeding a rather annoying illegal immigrant/stalker/prince of Xing. Enough said.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Ling Y., Edward E. - Complete
    Twatlight by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
    A day spent with Major Armstrong leaves Ed all covered with sparkles, and some fan girls on the street mistake the poor alchemist for another golden-eyed, glittery Edward. Ed didn't ask for the nightmare fuel, but the fangirls were all too happy to give.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
    By Chance or Changing Course by Arktos reviews
    Roy finally managed to get that break he always wanted, though a trek through a fierce blizzard carrying a feverish, blind Ed wasn’t what he’d had in mind... -Parental!RoyEd- -BASED ON ORIGINAL ANIME-
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,605 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
    Did Someone Cry by Cartoon Cow reviews
    Just a random poem that quickly runs through the boys life, it doesnt really have any spoilers cause they probably wouldnt make sense to anybody who hasnt see the complete series.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
    Drunk by logarhythm reviews
    Ed has some vital information on a murder case that Roy is investigating, but refuses to say a thing. Roy's plan of action: Get Edward drunk. Unfortunately for him, that's harder than it looks. One-shot. Not RoyEd.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
    Fish Stick Sandwich Burrito by raigingstorm reviews
    Ed's hungry. Roy has food. Total utter crackfic. Not yaoi, can you believe it?
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
    Through a Child's Eyes by SasukeUchihasGuardian reviews
    When you make your first kill as a ninja, you are sure to be in for a rough night. Especially for someone as young as Sasuke, who has no one but his sensei to comfort him when a mission goes wrong. Kaka/Sasu FATHERLY FIC!
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,169 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
    The Office Pool by Jordanna Morgan reviews
    Ed learns that his pain is often somebody else's gain.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Edward E., Jean H., Kain F., Heymans B. - Complete
    A Strange Sweetness by TheKingKez reviews
    Norway has some pretty weird quirks, but him and his sweets were probably the weirdest... Slight OOC
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
    In A Drunken Haze by halledean reviews
    This fluffy story is spoiler free, a lot more than a little weird, and has the three best characters of FMA: Roy Mustang, Riza Hawkeye, and Maes Hughes. Royai. With a teensie bit of Hughes x Gracia, lol. Written by me and my little sis, mdotaku.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
    Best Brother by ssadropout reviews
    Pre-manga and/or anime. Ed has always been protective of Al, and sometimes Ed has to protect Al from Ed. Yep.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
    Who's The Alchemist? by Bookwrm389 reviews
    Mustang plays mind games during a briefing. Edward is not amused. Based on the 1940s comedy sketch "Who's on first?" Moderate swearing.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 61 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
    Watchin' the clouds roll away, wastin' time by shadynaiad reviews
    Shikamaru and Chouji snack on brownies and watch the clouds drift by. Vignette.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Chōji A., Shikamaru N. - Complete
    Battle Cry by Strix 4 reviews
    "In my entire eighteen years, I've made exactly six promises. In reverence to the lesson, I spend my days letting my body speak first. But there are six people in my life that deserved the words from me." A glimpse into the ever-inscrutable mind of Mori.
    Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
    Tissues, Drunks and Hercules? by Victoria LeRoux reviews
    Riza’s sick, Havoc’s having withdrawal symptoms, Hughes is drunk, Fury found another dog, and Roy’s… Roy. All in all, it’s just another day at the office.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
    Disorientation by Destined To Repeat reviews
    Not, strangely enough, the act of becoming less similar to China. "Either Valkyrie had become incredibly adult within the past, oh, nineteen minutes or so, or she had gone deaf." Compensation gift for the ever-patient natureismagic.
    Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Complete
    Breaking out of the Closet by Car reviews
    “I would like your help…Getting out of the closet.” America blinked hard in response, “Well, honestly Iggy, I’m honored. I mean, I always kind of saw this coming...But-" “Not like that you sodding git! I mean literally!”
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/7/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
    Asymmetrical: Mini Drabbles for Roy and Ed by Destined To Repeat reviews
    A truckload of minidrabbles dedicated to Parental!Roy/Ed: officially complete. “The day that Ed learned about the Flame Alchemist’s little weakness, he stood grinning outside the Colonel’s window for an hour in the rain, just to annoy him."
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,289 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
    You Know You're Obsessed With FMA When by artFULLYoutuvit reviews
    A list every FMA watcher must check to see if they're obsessed. A list made for fun!
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2010
    Angsting with Coffee by Moonrise31 reviews
    Ed angsts in a coffee shop. Scar comes in. Cue dramatic music! Dun dun dun dun... Attempted crackfic.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Edward E., Scar - Complete
    Setting Fires by Dhampir72 reviews
    I never thought that setting fires could make a person understand what was truly important.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
    Can We Keep Her? by Mird reviews
    Al finds a soggy creature and begs Ed to let him keep it. Is it a kitty? I think not. Oneshot, crackfic.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
    Flamenco by AngelCallie reviews
    Crackfic. An evening at the bar with Roy and company.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
    Guess What's in the Attic? by OliveTheOlive reviews
    Roy makes a surprising discovery. Definitely crack. Definitely one-shot.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
    Uneraseable Memories by Shadow Mage Evelyn reviews
    Edward Elric wouldn’t be able to recall those nights immediately following his prosthetics surgery. His father, however, would never forget. HOHENHEIM AND EDWARD DRABBLE
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Edward E., Hoenheim - Complete
    Fairy Godfather by FuckMePumps reviews
    Elysia has two fathers, one a little bit more magical than the other. friendship!RoyMaes, hints of Royai and parental!RoyEd. Oneshot.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Roy M., Maes H.
    100 Ways You Know You Watch Naruto Way Too Much by articwolfgirl347 reviews
    Yes... for those who are completely OBSESSED with Naruto and are proud of it! Myself included. Here are the ways you can know you are a Naruto addict! Enjoy!
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Complete
    Crash by Sevlow reviews
    Colonel Mustang and Fullmetal fight to keep each other alive in the wake of a deadly car accident. One-shot.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,209 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 92 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
    Veil of Apathy by Tia Ordona 23 reviews
    Edward and Mustang arrive at the scene of the crime. Parental! RoyEd, ONESHOT.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
    Control by Dhampir72 reviews
    KandaLavi. "You...stabbed me, Yuu...chan..." Yuu Kanda has always been in control, but the day he loses that equilibrium, he makes the biggest mistake of his life. Last chapter posted!
    D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,767 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Lavi - Complete
    Socks by ZaKai reviews
    Hughes is one to find amusement in every situation, and Roy wouldn't change that for anything. :Drabble, oneshot:
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
    My Girl by Evil Demon Warrior Bunny reviews
    Roy and Riza are working late at the office when a very drunk Maes Hughes bursts in. Extreme awkwardness ensues. Royai, oneshot.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
    Five Seven Five by Samurai101 reviews
    Roy and Maes engage in a battle of wit, trickey, and.....haiku?
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Maes H., Roy M. - Complete
    Even the Strong by Shadow Mage Evelyn reviews
    Even the strong are allowed to be weak sometimes. ONESHOT. Post movie. ABSOLUTELY NO ELRICEST.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
    Photographs by Tia Ordona 23 reviews
    He stamps his leg, sending a cramp up the cold metal and earning the stares of many of the military workers in the hall. But his mind is a million miles away, with his friends, his brother, and the snow. ONESHOT, NONYAOI Roy and Ed.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,137 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
    The Lesson by Shadow Mage Evelyn reviews
    A fatal mistake made late one night could ruin Roy forever. ONESHOT NONYAOI Parental! ish RoyEd Please read and review! Yes, I'M ALIVE!
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
    What's Up? by Firebird reviews
    Hughes finds a new way to annoy Roy on the phone.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
    Farewell by The Sacred Pandapuff reviews
    SPOILERS FOR EPISODES 48, 50 AND 51. And in his dreams he could see Ed's smile melting away as he turned to leave. He really hated war.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
    Arachnophobia by Shadow Mage Evelyn reviews
    A peaceful morning turns a bit terrifying for our favorite blonde haired chemist. Post movie. Extremely short ONESHOT. Please review!
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
    The Test by Shadow Mage Evelyn reviews
    Two days, fifteen hours, and 30 minutes. That was how long he’d been here in this place. NONYAOI Parental!RoyEd ONESHOT
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
    InfluEDza by Shadow Mage Evelyn reviews
    It's time for the annual flu shots at Eastern Command...but one alchemist won't get his without a fight. Pure and complete crack. You have been warned.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,963 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Edward E. - Complete
    Colonel Mustang’s Observations of a Shrimp by and yet i walk upon it reviews
    Because writing out ‘Edward Elric, the Fullmetal Alchemist’ every five seconds would take far too long, Edward Elric, the Fullmetal Alchemist, will hereby be referred to as ‘Subject A’. HOLY CHEESE CHAPTER THREE LIVES.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,400 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 10/13/2006 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
    Eternal Film by Just call me Sensei reviews
    This is a tribute to Maes Hughes, as I know he wouldn't want us all moping. Diclaimer: I don't own FMA, no matter how much I wish I did. Some frienship fluff, but no yaoi.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Maes H., Roy M. - Complete
    Rainy Day by write25 reviews
    [One Shot] Roy gets sick and Riza goes home with him, just to make sure he's okay. But she stays, even after he's resting. Rated Teen just to be safe.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
    Care by Henrika reviews
    In which Ed takes care of a sick Roy Mustang. Friendship fic!
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/23/2005 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
    Ill by CaptainKase reviews
    What? Can’t handle it? Just admit that you don’t know him. You only think you do. Most of what you see is a facade – a happy, stubborn mask that he puts on for the rest of the world.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,563 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/2/2005 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Roy M., Lust - Complete
    I Do Actually Have a Shotgun by Meredith T. Tasaki reviews
    AU. In about ten years: Alicia attempts to go on a date. Her father doesn't take this well. No spoilers.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Maes H., Elysia H.
    In Memory by AnimaBaya reviews
    A late 'In Memory Of Maes Hughes' fic. Elicia's birthday and she's not having a party...Spoilers from the infamous episode 25. I'm new here so nice comments would be appreciated. [one-shot]
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Complete
    The tale of two idiots by Sinister Tomato reviews
    A series of stories focusing on Maes Hughes and Roy Mustang. No chronological order. Genres and ratings vary.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,822 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/8/2005 - Published: 8/4/2004 - Maes H., Roy M.
    Last Kiss by AngelElric05 reviews
    Gracia's POV of th events that happened in ep. 25. Very sad. Dedicated to the memory of Maes Hughes.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2005
    Preservation of Memories by Sinister Tomato reviews
    She found a good way to preserve that memory, through an unlikely source.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Elysia H., Roy M. - Complete
    Kimbley's Plan by Bat and Dizzy Spider reviews
    One day, Kimbley decided to make the world explode. Crackfic. By Spidey.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/14/2004
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    Red and Blue reviews
    Amestris as a nation is renowned for its military strength and the intense exercises it puts its soldiers through. So it's no surprise to the troops that the Fuhrer has announced another crazy scheme in the form of a martial father-son team contest between the five Amestrian jurisdictions and some allied countries. But what are Roy and Ed doing in the competition? ! Parental!RoyEd
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,966 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Riza H., Roy M.
    You're Not My Real Dad! reviews
    When the Fuhrer is too busy for an important meeting in a foreign country, the duty slips down to one Roy Mustang. Reluctant to send one of his most talented dogs into dangerous land alone, Bradley decrees that he shall have a travelling partner; Edward Elric. Just when Roy thought the situation couldn't get worse, it was decided Edward would have to go in the guise of Roy's SON.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 159,769 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
    Brotherhood reviews
    For Brother's day. A one-shot of drabbles dedicated to the epic brothers of Fullmetal Alchemist, from the closest family ties to instant bonds forged in the fires of battle. Because brotherhood goes beyond blood.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,703 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Complete
    Birds and Dogs reviews
    Two years after the State alchemist exams, Edward and Alphonse are still searching. Back from a cold northern town, Edward has fallen sick. After being forced to admit to Roy Mustang the truth about his brother's absence, Alphonse leaves looking a little down. Roy reads over their report, and realises he's nearly missed an important event in the Elric calendar... Parental!RoyEd
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,920 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Maes H., Roy M. - Complete
    Pack Animals reviews
    A mission to the frigid north goes terribly wrong, leaving Roy gravely wounded and Edward and Riza without their greatest weapons. Now locked up in the hands of rebels, they have no idea how to escape or what lies in wait for them. And how can they possibly hope to break out when Roy can hardly walk for the pain? Parental!RoyEd, Royai, T for mild violence and swearing.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,106 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Edward E., Maes H., Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
    All Is One - A series of Things reviews
    A series of one-shots wherein the inside details of various FMA characters are spread out in words. Because even though we've seen all of the story, there are subjects to cover that the anime and manga left to us. There probably won't be any Yaoi (because I don't know how to write it), there will definitely be humour, Parental!RoyEd and maybe even a pineapple... LET'S GO!
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,216 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 7/19/2013
    Freezing Cold reviews
    Edward and his brother travel a freezing cold path. Alphonse has an empty, un-feeling body, but he has Edward to keep his soul warm. But Alphonse can't warm Edward at all, and now he's frozen right through. It's up to Roy to fill the spot of father and heat Edward back up... Even if he's caught a cold himself. Implied EdWin & Royai, humour mixed in. Not yaoi. T for mild swearing.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,570 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
    Fukushu reviews
    A poem written about Sasuke's quest for vengeance.
    Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Complete
    Tachi's Poem reviews
    A poem written about Itachi, and how he watches his beloved brother Sasuke. Slightly abstract.
    Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Complete