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Joined 03-27-13, id: 4625953, Profile Updated: 08-13-15
Author has written 9 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, and Naruto.

Oh hey, I'm really sorry about this unannounced hiatus, guys... (Well, semi-announced...)

I'm going on a mysterious training journey called 'high school' and also Haikyuu!!. But don't worry! I'll come back!

As soon as I have re-ignited my inspiration - 'cause you guys should know by now that I'm not going to give you a chapter I didn't put my heart and soul into.

In the mean time, you can find my collaborated Haikyuu!! fic, 'Crumbling Foundations', under the pen name 'Embrace-the-Mustard'. I'm working on that currently, so if you ever feel like a taste of my style again, that's there for you.

Until my search concludes! I'll see you next time!


UPDATE!

I'm working on the new update now, if anyone's still after it! I've refreshed myself on the story and the FMA manga, and I'm writing the new chapter right now. I hope you guys are still up for it!

((Super-duper sorry about the wait, gosh!!))

- - Zakuro, 14th August


(THESUPERNOVA IS AMAZING AND I ABSOLUTELY LOVE PIE) She wrote that...but I do love pie.


"OH, GREAT AND POWERFUL GODS OF FANFICTION, WHAT DO YOU REQUIRE A LOWLY TOASTER-FOR-BRAINS LIKE ME TO PUT IN THIS SPACE?!" Zakuro howled off the edge of the cliff and into the heavens.

A bolt of mystical lightning zapped down from the thunderous sky, violins and drums slamming in the background and the lighting of the scene dimming in a dramatic effect as the answer was revealed to her.

All of a sudden, the special effects faded and the sprite touched a hand to it's chin in deep comprehension. "Oh. I see."

It turned to you, grinning maniacally. "Utter nonsense."

(And a lot of talking about me because apparently that's a thing I like to do.)


The whole SOPA affair:

If FFN ever does vanish, you can find me on Wattpad under 'TheFullmetalAlfred'. I will email you the rest of my stories from there, if needs be. I'm also on deviantART as 'DammitHughes'. And my 'Archive of Our Own' name is 'Captain_Hughes_ZU'! My tumblr is 'unflying_potatoes'. Also, on 8tracks as 'leg-haiba'.


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(=' :') This is Bunny-chan.
(,(')(') Please
put her on your profile
to help her bunnies achieve world domination!

(The rabbit engineered toaster made me do it.)


Name:

Change one letter in the name of a main D. Gray-Man character for my first name, then scramble up the letters of my hometown for my second.

I don't mind being called Zakuro or just Zakkie.


Age:

My name is Zakuro U, and I'm 15 years old! This is my first day of high school, I hope I can fit in!

//runs around corner w/ toast in mouth and smacks into bishi

"G-gomenasai!"


Background:

I was born in Northern Ireland, but I live in Australia. I have a weird accent because of that, so I sound kind of American.


Dreams or ambitions:

To become Fuhrer and make all female officers wear miniskirts. I have a burning ambition to become an author. If not, I might go into teaching or some other field of science.


A Little About Me (via internet quizzes):

I am an ENTP type on the MBTI, and Enneagram Type 3w4 (then 7, then 8). My soul type is 'King'.

Strengths: Upbeat and energetic, hard to embarrass, challenges authority.

Weaknesses: Not in touch with emotions, can be uncooperative, slightly arrogant.

And yeah... I just find this junk interesting! XD


Shounen Ai, Yaoi, HomoHomo or Whatever else you may call it:

Not really much of a fan, but I'm not against either of them. I'm not a fan of many Fullmetal Alchemist Yaoi pairings, especially not RoyXEdward or RoyXHughes. (Parental or friend fluff is okay though. Hell, I live off that stuff.) There are some in other fandoms that I enjoy though!

Since this is also relevant, I believe in equality and freedom. If homosexual people wish to be homosexual, they should do so. People deserve the freedom to do and be who they please - the more restrictions we put on the masses, the closer we get to living in the dystopian fiction story where the government controls our every breath. Which means if you support Edvy or HughesRoy, DON'T LET ME DISCOURAGE YOU! YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME! KEEP FIGHTING FOR YOUR SHIPS, GUYS! I LOVE YOU ALL!

FREEDOM OF THE PEOPLE!

(I went on a freedom tangent under a completely unrelated subject...)


Reviews:

Love 'em. One of my favourite things EVER. My persuasive thingy; if you have a friend who's an aspiring author, and they ask you to read their story, you don't just read it and then walk away without saying anything, do you? No, you say, "That's awesome!" or "This could have been better" or "Here's how to improve" or "I liked this part".

So, people, think of me as your aspiring author friend who strives only to know what you think of my writing! ...Okay, I strive for other stuff as well, but this is one of them.


On the Subject of Shipping:

I'm not much into romance, but I have a few ships. Basically, if it's a BrOPT or Parental!, I'll be all over it. As well as that, I'll ship some stuff both platonically and romantically, like Royai. Or anything in sports anime ever.


Genres I read/write often:

Humour, hurt/comfort, action, adventure. Parental!EdRo--I mean Parental!RoyEd, sorry. B)


Additional info:

I also have a habit of making whatever I say or write sound like an insult. I hope you don't take offense from anything I post. Hope you have fun reading my stories. And to anyone who got a guest review under the name Z. U, that was me before I got a profile.

I'M GOING TO AVCON TODAY! (The day that I updated my profile on about six months ago. Since then, I've been to both Oz Comic Con and Supanova). AND I'M GOING TO AVCON TOMORROW! (Another six months after that.) AND I'M GOING TO SUPANOVA NEXT WEEK! (November that year.)

Also, how can one person be so good at science and so bad at cooking...?


Mah buddies! (My friends on Fanfiction.Net who I know in real life!)

Toph Hitsugaya, Hamburger-san, loonyluna901, Russia Psycho, TheSupernova, Matthew kirkland, Spidey19, Cassy007 and that-crafty-otaku. SHOUT OUT TO YOU BROS! :D


Don't really know 'em but they're awesome! (Dudes whose work you should check out!)

Do a Barrel Roll, The Kazekage of the Suna, MoffandAvencore, Sevlow, Strix 4, Victorious-Mind, LordTicky, D1g1m0ncrazy and Allypallycally1. These guys have some awesome fics!


Recommendations?

I will now proceed to recommend my favourite FMA fanfics. Now, this is just my opinion but... I graded them on this;

Skill - Grammar and layout and flow and all that nice stuff.
Story - The idea, originality, the plot and everything.
In character - Not out of character...?

Don't be sad if you think it deserved more stars - if you do, PM me and I'll grade it up one. The authors included. Just remember I love ALL these stories SO MUCH, so even if it didn't get five stars in a specific area, it's still PERFECT!

DAILIES BY ARKTOS

This. Is my hands-down favourite multi-chapter short story fic OF ALL TIME. I could rave about this for MILES, but I'll cut it short. Each story is amazingly written, brilliantly in character and with a fantastic idea behind it. I think I've scared the author a few times with my reviews, but it was worth it if I could get through to them HOW AWESOME THEIR STORY IS!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! This is my favourite and everyone who has ever heard me talk about it will know that. My sister needed to throw a book at me to make me shut up.

Length: Long, but not if you count by chapters.
Skill: 5/5
Story: 5/5
In character: 4.5/5

CRASH BY SEVLOW

My favourite story...ON ALL OF THIS SITE. THAT'S RIGHT. THE WHOLE DARNED THING. I READ IT BEFORE I HAD A PROFILE AND IT TOOK ME A FULL YEAR TO TRACK IT DOWN AGAIN. BUT I DID NOT GIVE UP. THAT'S HOW MUCH I LOVE IT.
It's set on a really cold, super snowy afternoon in Amestris, when the military vehicle Roy, Ed and Havoc are travelling in collides with a truck and a horrific accident ensues. Ed and Roy are trapped in the car, Havoc is down and everyone else is dead. A brilliant story of loyalty and endurance, and let me tell you, IT KICKS YOU RIGHT IN THE FEELS. In character 'til the end, I'm BEGGING you to read this fic.

Length: Mid-size AND EVERY WORD IS PERFECT.
Skill: 5/5
Story: 5/5
In character: 5/5

By Chance or Changing Course by Arktos - A brilliant Parental!RoyEd. I'll assume it has been discontinued, but what's there is DEFINITELY worth reading. Basically, a train explodes, the two of them are lost in the cold north and Edward has been temporarily blinded. EPIC TALE ENSUES

Length: Pretty long.
Skill: 5/5
Story:5/5
In character: 4/5

444 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do in Amestris by Do a Barell Roll -This one is for everyone who wants humour. One of my favourite funny stories on this site, it lists funny scenarios and parodies for FMA characters to get stuck in... In short, an explosion of pop culture. That one's a must read if there ever was one.

Length: Eh, long.
Skill: 4.5/5
Story: 5/5
In character: 4/5 (But hey, only because of the story's setting.)

Privileges by MoffandAvencore - This is another selection of short stories based on the Elric brothers. To be honest, I'm jealous I didn't think of this myself! It's a really great idea, really cute and super awesome. It mostly covers little bits and pieces the series missed originally, and each of them are really great! I loved reading this SOOOOOOOO much.

Length: Not too long.
Skill: 3.5/5
Story: 5/5
In character: 4.5/5

100 Faces of Roy Mustang by Firefly264 - A collection of short-short stories about our beloved idiot genius jerkass pyro Colonel. I like this story a lot because I like Roy a lot, and it really does his character justice. There is one chapter in there I really love because the symbolism is beautiful. (I almost cried like Armstrong.) Go read that if you're looking for something short (feels, humour or otherwise).

Length: Mid-size, short if you read each chapter individually.
Skill: 4/5
Story: 5/5
In character: 4/5

Outsmarted, Outgunned, Outwitted and Dwarfed by Doppler Effect

A short and humourous retelling of Roy's men meeting Edward and Alphonse. It is hilarious, bloody well written and could easily be canon because of how in character everyone is. Definitely a favourite of mine, please take a look. It's worth your time. Short and witty and Roy gets absolutely PWNED by Ed. What more could you want? XD

Length: Short.
Skill: 4.5/5
Story: 4/5
In character: 5/5

Honourable Mentions

Not Yet by Firefly264 - Angsty Roy and Ed to save the day. MANY LOVE AND SUCH DO WANT. Shortish.
Blackmail by MoffandAvencore - More angst stuff. More Roy and Ed stuff. MORE LOVE AND MORE WANT! Very in character, short and great!
If You Give a Winry a Wrench by Do a Barrel Roll - Quick and humourous, Ed writes a children's book and gets beaten senseless for it. Love the language - GO READ IT! (Plus, 'If You Give a Ling a Lunch'.)
If I Die by Victorious-Mind - Ed is near-death, and he has visions of what will happen should he die... I love the concept, and the wording is awesome! Mid-length, and awesome!
AND ANYTHING UNDER FAVOURITE!

If you want Hetalia;

Folie a Plusiers by CaCoPhAnY Of ScReAmS - A mental hospital EPIC! So in character and such a great plot! DO WANT!

My Precious Child by Toph Hitsugaya - Yes, this is my friend, but I'm not being biased! This is genuinely an adorable story in an AU where Lithuania adopts a toddler Poland. It's so cute and fluffy and GAH! FLUFF! Go check it out for me!

Naruto;

Signed: From Your Not So Loyal Author by Kazekage of the Suna - In a nutshell, it is Gaara's diary. It's very well written and freaking HILARIOUS. I swear, no joke is out of bounds in this story, and the Sand Sib's interactions are so funny. (If you like it, also read 'Signed From: The Sand Siblings'.)

And if you're looking for more good fics, there are more EPIC TALES OF AWESOMENESS under my favourited stories. Remember, these are just my opinions, so... The stories might end up being even better than you expected from these reviews! They're all so AWESOOOOOOOME!!!!


Stuff I like to do that has something to do with anime/manga:

Favourite anime/manga:

MY FAVOURITE ANIME/MANGA EVER IS FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST. I love many series, but none other than this make me flail around on my bed and cry like Armstrong quite as well.

My favourite manga/animes are;

  • Fullmetal Alchemist (My favourite characters here are Hughes, Edward and Mustang.)
  • Durarara! ! (Shizuo. That guy is funny as. XD And Kadota and Izaya.)
  • Haikyuu! ! (Tanaka, Daichi, Kageyama, Hinata, Kuroo and Nishinoya. And Bokuto, Iwaizumi, and Ukai, and Takeda, and like... everyone.)
  • Kuroko no Basuke (Kasamatsu, Imayoshi, Hyuuga, Kiyoshi, Kagami and again, a bunch more.)
  • D. Gray-Man (Komui, Bak Chang, Lavi, Kanda (mainly to make fun of) and Reever.)
  • Hero Tales (Ryuukou and Taitou.)
  • SGT. Frog (Giroro, Dororo)
  • Blue Exorcist (Shima, Rin, Suguro and Father Fujimoto. They're all bros!)
  • Ouran High School Host Club (Tamaki and Mori.)

  • My favourite video games are;

  • (You know you love it!) Pokemon (I like Umbreon, Lucario and Arcanine.)
  • Naruto Ninja Storm 2 and 3
  • Animal Crossing
  • Professor Layton (FFFPPHPHFPHFPHF I would marry Layton if he wasn't a Nintendo game character. I Cosplay him too.)
  • Okami Den
  • Nintendogs

  • Fav books;

  • Warriors (Jayfeather, Blackstar)
  • Young Samurai (Yori)
  • This is not a Drill
  • Skulduggery Pleasant (Ghastly Bespoke, Skulduggery Pleasant, Finbar Wrong)
  • Young Sherlock Holmes (MYCROFT HOLMES and Sherlock. BUT MOSTLY MYCROFT!)
  • *derpface* The Fullmetal Alchemist novels.
  • CHERUB (Kyle Blueman and someone else I can't remember...)

  • Manga or anime I have read or watched, and one or two favourite characters (in no particular order):

  • Fullmetal Alchemist (Hughes)
  • Hero Tales (Ryuukou)
  • Spiral (Ayumu)
  • Haikyuu ! ! (Tanaka, Daichi)
  • Kuroko no Basuke (Kasamatsu, Kiyoshi)
  • Diamond no Ace (Sawamura)
  • Naruto (Shikamaru)
  • SGT Frog (Giroro)
  • Free! Iwatobi Swim Club (Makoto)
  • D. Gray-Man (Komui)
  • Dantalian no Shoka (Huey)
  • Durarara! ! (Shizuo)
  • InuYasha (Koga, Sesshomaru)
  • Ouran High School Host Club (Tamaki, Mori)
  • Pokemon (Red, Gold)
  • Detective Conan/Case Closed (Shinji/Jimmy)
  • Attack on Titan (Jean)
  • Astro Boy (The robot super-boy himself!)
  • Pick of the Litter (Satsuki, Mio)
  • Dragon Ball (Goku)
  • Ranma 1/2 (Ryoga, Ranma)
  • Animal Academy (Kotaro)
  • Hetalia (America)
  • Rock Lee and his Ninja Pals (Hahaha...I loved it...)
  • Bleach (Kisuke, Isshin)
  • One Piece (Shanks)
  • (Ao no) Blue Exorcist (Shima)
  • Yu-Gi-Oh (Jonouchi/Joey)
  • Digimon Data Squad (I FREAKING LOVE THOMAS)
  • Tokyo Mew Mew (Zakuro/Renae)
  • Library Wars (Dojo)
  • Fruits Basket (Kyo, Shigure)
  • Yotsuba (Yotsuba's dad)
  • Black Cat (Sven)
  • Vampire Game (Duzell)
  • Kekkaishi (Gen, Yoshimori)
  • Cat God (The little wolf demon guy whose name I forgot.)
  • Peach Fuzz (No preference)
  • Tuxedo Gin (Ginji, Mike)
  • Uh...Ponyo? (Yeah...no.)

  • Favourite quotes (from a long list):

    All the episode end quotes from FMAB.

    Basically anything anyone said in FMA ever. (Unless Envy said it.)

    'Seven times down, eight times up.' -Japanese Proverb.

    'I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they fly past.' -Douglas Adams

    'My body feels like butterflies...' -Allen Walker, D. Gray-Man

    'I believe in God, but I also believe in morality, which is doing what is right regardless of what I am told. Not in religion, which is doing what I am told regardless of what is right.' -Anonymous.

    'The world's not perfect, but it's there for us trying the best it can. That's what makes it so damn beautiful.' -Roy Mustang (Fullmetal Alchemist). (Also known as the most used FMA quote IN THE HISTORY OF MAN!!)

    "Britain is not an island... Yes, yes it is, but..." -Unidentified MP, on BBC Radio 4

    'I did not trip and fall! I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.'

    "What a good senpai I am!" -Ryuunosuke Tanaka

    'Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.' -Miles Kington

    “Sometimes carrying the burden of an upsetting truth, and hiding it, is actually a gift you give to someone else. You bear that burden, so they don’t have to, in a situation where telling them will change nothing.” ― Cassandra Clare

    “Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.” ― Oscar Wilde

    “I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.” ― Oscar Wilde, The Happy Prince and Other Stories

    “In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.” –Ellen DeGeneres

    'The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.'

    “Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.” ― Apple Inc.

    “Older men declare war. But it is youth that must fight and die.” ― Herbert Hoover

    “There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for.” ― Albert Camus

    “Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well."
    From: "More Maxims of Mark”. ― Mark Twain

    'I don't know what that means, but it sounds amazing!' -Komui Lee, D. Gray-Man

    “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” ― Steve Martin

    “You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
    What mood is that?
    Last-minute panic.”
    ― Bill Watterson

    "Forget what hurt you in the past but never forget what it taught you." -Anonymous

    'There is nothing to be gained from dwelling on lost battles.' - General Froi Tiedoll, D. Gray-Man

    “It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!”― Friedrich Nietzsche

    "Man is the only creature who refuses to be what he is."— Albert Camus

    “Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.” ― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

    “The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you.” ― David Foster Wallace, Infinite Jest

    “I have learned now that while those who speak about one's miseries usually hurt, those who keep silence hurt more.” ― C.S. Lewis

    “It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one.” ― George Washington

    “Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them.”― Albert Camus, The Myth of Sisyphus and Other Essays

    “I want to write a poem about "Truth," "Honor," "Dignity," and whether the toilet paper should roll over or under when you pull on it.” —Jarod Kintz, I Want

    “Who is more humble? The scientist who looks at the universe with an open mind and accepts whatever the universe has to teach us, or somebody who says everything in this book must be considered the literal truth and never mind the fallibility of all the human beings involved?” —Carl Sagan

    "Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is really worth fighting for."

    "Some people are born great, some people achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them."

    "You keep important things in your fridge. For instance, an ice pack if you've been wounded. A bottle of water if you are dying of thirst. And a basket of strawberries if a maniac came up to you and said 'Give me a basket of strawberries right now or I'll poke you with this large stick." -Lemony Snicket


    AND NOW! A LOAD of Random Other Stuff that I copied and pasted...


    When Life Gives you Lemons, Make Lemonade!

    When life gives you mayonnaise... throw it back and say, "B!TCH I ASKED FOR LEMONS!!"

    When life gives you lemons throw them back and demand vodka.

    When life gives you vodka, call all of your friends for a party.

    When life gives you lemons, it wants you to make lemonade. When life gives you apples, it's trying to scare your doctor away.

    When life gives you lemons, call him a pervert and ask if he reads fanfiction.

    When life gives you oranges, ask what is with his obsession with citruses.

    When life gives you lemons, it wants you to make lemonade. When life gives you oranges, it wants you to make orange juice. When life gives you apples, it want you to make apple juice. And when life gives you grapes, it wants you to get drunk.

    When life throws you lemons and it hits you in the eye, tell everyone you know "life is a bitch".

    When life chucks lemons at you and hits you where it really hurts, squish the lemons and tell everyone, "life hurts you where it hurts you most".

    When life gives you lemons, cut them up and squeeze it in your water and plant the leftovers seeds. It will grow into a tree eventually!

    When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in someone's eyes.

    When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade.

    When life gives me lemons, I squirt lemon juice in life’s eyes.

    When life gives you lemons you make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how in the seven hells you did it.

    When life gives you lemons, thank them and make some lemonade.

    When life gives you lemons, giggle like the fangirl you are and wink suggestively at life.

    When life gives you lemons, you mail them back in a package along with a "mysterious ticking noise".

    When life gives you lemons, you burn life's house down.

    When life gives you lemons, find the guy who got the ice and tequila and throw a party.

    When life gives you lemons, don't eat them by themselves... You should never eat a lemon by itself...

    OKAY!! Who is this LIFE and why is he throwing stuff at People? It probably Hurts!! Of course it does! And re-post this if you hate Life (and add your own quote to 'Life and Lemons'.)


    Answer Random questions of the day

    1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

    "Here's to the completion of our ultimate goal...may you remain faithful and loyal to our cause." (Father, FMA vol. 8)

    2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

    Class chair next to me

    3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

    Don't remember... CSI Cyber that my mum was watching, maybe?

    4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

    10:04 a.m.

    5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

    10:02 a.m.

    6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

    People typing, 'Hurricane' by Panic! At the Disco on this one HQ playlist on 8Tracks.

    7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

    Goin' to class yo~!

    8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

    A table of AUs for a few friend's OCs and mine.

    9. What are you wearing?

    My uniform - blazer, jumper and all. (It's winter.)

    10. Did you dream last night?

    We were trying to find the school's WiFi hotspot, but all the modems stuck to the ceilings weren't actually modems, and the IT guys said the WiFi came from the floor...

    11. When did you last laugh?

    Some time this morning, at one of my friends probably.

    12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

    Windows, electric whiteboard, pinboards covered in educational posters and student work, an air-con, clock and speakers.

    13. Seen anything weird lately?

    The Vice-principal's haircut, really...

    14. What do you think of this quiz?

    Every time I clean my profile, I'm compelled to do it...

    15. What is the last film you saw?

    Jupiter Ascending, unfortunately...

    16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

    I'd probably travel, and pay my parents' bills and stuff. Buy my sister's new uniform as well.

    17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

    I sprained my ankle a while ago helping my friend practise spiking...

    18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

    I'd put Pokemon in it.

    My previous answer, but it still stands.

    (Also, I'd like to be able to dance.)

    19. Do you like to dance?

    Not really. Not well, at least. I like to wave my arms around and stuff.

    20. George Bush.

    Same.

    21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

    I'd have to spend at least seven hours researching for this. Girls' names are hard.

    22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

    Something Irish-y, probably.

    23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

    Of course! I really want to travel!

    24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

    "Of course you can be reincarnated!"

    Also still stands.


    FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), NinjasWillRuleTheWorld (Australia),Shadowtheangel (Sweden), Ice Prince Hitsugaya (USA), Toph Hitsugaya (Australia), ZakuroU (Australia)


    Copy and Pastes (I FINALLY MANAGED TO SHORTEN IT YES *passes out*)

    Copy and paste this onto your profile if you're a martial artist!

    Copy and paste this onto your profile if you're part of the 15% of people who don't skip the heels of bread!

    Copy and paste this onto your profile if you're Irish!

    If you've ever chuckled darkly, copy and paste!

    If you love guinea pigs, copy and paste!

    If you have ever had a thumb war with yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

    Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

    If you have ever had the BEST IDEA EVER for your story in the middle of the night (or any other inconvenient times), then have to sit for ages trying to remember it the next day, copy this into your profile.

    If you are the type of person that would laugh at funny events, memorize every minute of it, then replay it to yourself in your mind and burst out laughing again, copy this into your profile.

    If someone has ever stared at you like you are insane because of the reason above, making you laugh even harder, copy this into your profile.

    If you enjoy plotting revenge on someone (but not necessarily do it), copy this into your profile.

    If you have ever worked so long on a story that your eyes are all tired and blurry, copy this into your profile.

    If you have over five 'copy-and-pastes' in your profile copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just one review, paste this into your profile.

    If you hear voices of book characters in your head, copy and paste this on your profile.

    If, no matter how hard you try, you still run into things, put this in your profile.

    If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile.

    If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.


    And that, ladies, gentlemen and Tony Abbot, is how to write a long and garbled profile whilst being obsessed with FMA and loving the fanfiction scene.

    I shortened it out a lot, so that all the stuff I put in when I was twelve is out of there... //cringes a bit

    ZAKURO OUT!

    (And to everyone who read the whole way to the end... You are truly men among men...or women... Well, a person among people.)

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    Signed: From Your Not So Loyal Author by The Kazekage of Suna reviews
    I, the Kazekage, am being forced to record my daily "struggles" and "thoughts" into an inanimate object called a "diary". I prefer the term journal, thank you very much. *completed*
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 166 - Words: 23,477 - Reviews: 3173 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 11/29/2015 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Gaara - Complete
    By Chance or Changing Course by Arktos reviews
    It started as a last minute mission, it ended with a train crash and a trip through his old hometown. Roy Mustang isn't ready to face his demons, especially not with Ed in tow. [Parental!RoyEd] [BEING REVISED]
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,637 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
    Dear Diary by Dana-Eliza reviews
    Deidara gets to know the other members of Akatsuki and writes about it in his diary. Crack fic. Plotless, don't go look for one. Cover belongs to DeidaraLittleMonster. If this story ever reach a thousand reviews, and I don't expect it to, then that person will get a personal crack fic!
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 68,016 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/3/2015 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Deidara, Akatsuki, Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    What Would You Do? by Dragonfire Alchemist reviews
    Title explains it all; ask the FMA characters what they would do in certain situations. (This is just for Brotherhood/the manga. Answers may include spoilers.)
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 157,665 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/25/2015 - Published: 2/14/2013
    Golden Lightning by LordTicky reviews
    Angered by an offhand comment from Roy, Riza Hawkeye decides to learn alchemy from Edward Elric. Together, they begin to decipher the meaning of flame alchemy from the remaining notes on Riza's back, and accidently discovering an alchemy just as, or even more powerful than flame. Rated 'T' for swearing. Will upgrade to 'M' later once I get to the actual battle scenes.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,768 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Edward E., Riza H., Rose, Roy M.
    My Precious Child by Toph Hitsugaya reviews
    Toris always thought he'd be the last person to adopt a baby. Yet he finds himself in an orphanage owned by a friend adopting 5 year old Felicks. And so their life together begins. But throw an evil dad into the picture who'll do anything to get Felicks back and suddenly things aren't looking so great anymore. Lots of side pairings and side families. AU COMPLETE
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,816 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 3/19/2014 - Poland, Lithuania - Complete
    To Watch the Pain by Allypallycally1 reviews
    "I'll get you out of this place, I promise you that we will get out alive... Just please, don't give up until then." When Ed and Roy are captured by a man who calls himself 'Master', Ed falls victim to his experiments along with 3 other kids while Roy has to watch the horrific side effects and try not only to hold himself from insanity, but to hold Ed from giving up completely.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,921 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Edward E., Roy M.
    Eyes Like Mine by Dragonfire Alchemist reviews
    When the order comes and forces the State Alchemists to war with Creta, Ed and Mustang are devastated; and now it'll take all of their strength in order to survive the coming battles. But will it be enough? And when it's all over, what's the guarantee that Ed's eyes won't be cold like a murderer's... Like Mustang's? (Non-yaoi; happy Parental!RoyEd week, everyone!)
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,492 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 6/16/2014
    The Deceiver by Toph Hitsugaya reviews
    A new exorcist has showed up and she's perfect in everyway, almost too perfect. Strange things keep happening, exorcists are dropping like flies. Lavi's a bit more than suspicious so he drags Kanda along to find out who she really is. Unfortunately, this means dire consequences for everyone Lavi loves, including the one he loves the most! lavixkanda
    D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,244 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 2/6/2014 - Kanda Yuu, Lavi
    500 Mental Notes of Nick Fury by Spidey19 reviews
    This is basically what the Director of SHIELD wants to remember, Or forget...
    Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2014 - Nick F.
    I have brownies by Not so human anymore reviews
    Havoc brings brownies to work. Crack fic
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,006 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Edward E., Jean H., Roy M., Grumman
    The 10-step Program For Reforming Villains by NarutoRox reviews
    Ever wonder what happens to your favorite villains, once they've been killed off or written out of their series? Well, the Akatsuki are about to find out...with the help of two very troublesome therapists that simply don't know when to quit and their 10-step program for 'reforming' the Akatsuki. Uh-oh.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,144 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Akatsuki
    The Other Way by Spidey19 reviews
    A whole heap of MARVEL One-Shots that change the outcome of MARVEL characters we already know.
    Marvel - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2014
    Signed: From A Very Scared Lazy Ninja Suitor by NarutoRox reviews
    (Dedicated to The Kazekage of Suna, and their 'Signed: From' challenge) Shikamaru's journal after certain events pertaining to his relationship with a certain blonde Suna kunoichi...and her over-protective brothers. With nosy friends trying to 'help' and the universe seemingly against him, what's a lazy suitor to do? 'Troublesome' doesn't even BEGIN to cover it...
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 23,601 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
    Hey Brother by Toph Hitsugaya reviews
    A collection of short stories about Ed and Al's relationship. For brothers day. Featuring Parental RoyEdAl. Soon to be a series.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/23/2014 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
    Blank State of Mind by DrummerDancer reviews
    If he closed his eyes, he couldn't see.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
    Me & My Shadow: Shikaku's Life Lessons by NarutoRox reviews
    Shortly after the events of The Great War, Shikamaru finds a scrapbook from Shikaku filled with advice to his son (or at least what he sees as advice). "I'm going to fill this book up with a some wisdom of mine, or at least some words I think would be helpful to pass on. That way, even when I'm not there, you'll still have something to turn to for advice."
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,313 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Shikamaru N., Shikaku N. - Complete
    Got Your Back by Puddycat reviews
    Just a bunch of parental!RoyEd oneshots set throughout the series. Rating raised to T for language.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,427 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
    Fevered Flame Alchemist by D1g1m0ncrazy reviews
    Roy Mustang is a strong, intelligent, if not occasionally arrogant commanding officer... but what happens when he falls ill? Will the rest of team Mustang step up to lend him a hand? Contains minor OC appearances. Possible hints of implied Royai if you squint, but otherwise no pairings involved. Rated T because I'm paranoid.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,710 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
    444 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do in Amestris by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
    There are lots of things you shouldn't do if you want to survive in Amestris...too bad our favorite characters are going to do it all anyway. The country can use all the chaos it can get! How many headaches can one group of people cause? Let's find out!
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 37,896 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Edward E., Roy M., Alphonse E., Riza H.
    Alone, Not Alone by DrummerDancer reviews
    Alone in the office with a bottle of whiskey. And a red blur.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2014 - Edward E., Maes H., Roy M. - Complete
    Little Black Dress by ZeDancingHobbit reviews
    Gracia has to buy Elysia her first black dress. Spoilers for episode 25.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Elysia H., Gracia H.
    What Happens At The Bar Stays At England's House by loonyluna901 reviews
    England and America are catching up for the night but they don't have anything planned. America comes up with the brilliant idea of going to the bar! A few drinks later, England finds himself in a very awkward situation that he most certainty doesn't want to be in. How will England get out of this situation without losing his innocence?
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,384 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/25/2014 - Published: 2/3/2014 - England/Britain, America - Complete
    Marriage by catstreet reviews
    In which Mustang discusses to his men why he thinks marriage is unnecessary. Royai
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Roy M. - Complete
    White Flufflers from the Sky by punkichu reviews
    Winry and Pinako were missing the Elric brothers in this long, cold winter. Unexpectedly, the boys show up. Winry, as excited as she is to see them, can't help but wonder just what exactly it was that brought Edward home to her... Oneshot.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
    Looking for Nantucket by Li-Naga reviews
    Nantucket has become all weird and droopy suddenly! How could this be? Who did this to America? How do fix? Follow America on his valiant journey to rescue his hairy friend. err.. cowlick
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 2/3/2014 - England/Britain, America, France
    100 Things I, the Hero, am No Longer Allowed to Do by Nolongerwishingforthis reviews
    America is bored at a World Meeting one day and decides to make a list of the things he is not allowed to do... Crappy summary, this is my first story so please bear with me on this, reviews are always welcome! Contains small language and some references, rated T just to be safe!
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2014 - America - Complete
    The M-Word by Little Minamino reviews
    13 year old Edward makes a perfectly understandable mistake, much to his shock and horror. Rated for language.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/27/2014 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
    Romano's Flappy Bird Adventure by Kat The Maniac reviews
    Romano hears about Flappy Bird and decides 'Hey, what could go wrong' As you and I both know. EVERYTHING CAN GO WRONG. Watch our beloved Roma's spiral into madness, somehow told in a funny comedic way!
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/16/2014 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain, Sweden
    Stereotype Song by CrazedFujoshi reviews
    It was a hot summer day in Germany and all the nations were listening to America drone on about some silly robot hero until a pop-up window appeared on the screen. Overdone I know but I wanted to do one. Rated T for cursing.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/14/2014 - America, Canada, Japan, France - Complete
    Puppy Eyes by D. M. Evans reviews
    Someone is working the puppy eyes.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
    Bieber Fever by Between-A-Book reviews
    Canada really screwed us over didn't he? One-Shot
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2014 - America, Canada - Complete
    Take Him Back! by MapleTreeway reviews
    America wants Canada to take a certain celebrity back. Canada, however, doesn't want to.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,698 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/30/2014 - America, Canada - Complete
    Foreseeable Fate by DrummerDancer reviews
    He'd had dreams like this before.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Edward E., Envy, Jean H., Riza H. - Complete
    Wednesday Bars by DrummerDancer reviews
    What difference did the day make?
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Jean H., Heymans B. - Complete
    Skulduggery Pleasant Spoof: Dead Men to the Rescue! by ValkyrieCain4Ever reviews
    The Dead Men accidentally run over Santa Claus on Christmas Eve. Looks like it's the Dead Men to the rescue once again. My Christmas spoof for the year!
    Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2013 - Skulduggery P., Ghastly B., Dexter V., Saracen R. - Complete
    The Men who loved the Elric Brothers by sierra.steinbrecher reviews
    Absolutely no Yaoi. Other than that, the title pretty much says it all.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2013 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
    A Life for a Life by DrummerDancer reviews
    He was a monster. A murderer.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Shou T. - Complete
    Cheating by DrummerDancer reviews
    There was no way Roy was this bad at cards.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
    The Joke's on Roy by sierra.steinbrecher reviews
    You know, it's about time Ed got payback for all the times Roy called him short. And the rest of the office couldn't pass up the opportunity. One-shot, pure fluffy fun. Don't own the series.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Roy M. - Complete
    Cat Days by kandaluvr reviews
    Master America was always tired when he got home from work. So his beloved cat, Hero decides to help him out!
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/1/2013 - America - Complete
    Never fall into a vat of wine by 8ofhearts reviews
    Roy interrogates a strange man at Central. WARNINGS: The dude is drunk, and mentions of drugs if you squint.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Roy M. - Complete
    And it was all Matsumoto's fault by Toph Hitsugaya reviews
    It's a hot day and the air conditioners 'break'. This leaves a very angry and possibly sick Toshiro. COMPLETE
    Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,448 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 7/27/2013 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
    100 Faces of Roy Mustang by Firefly264 reviews
    100 drabbles and oneshots about the one and only Flame. Because he's so often out of character, as hard as we authors may try, and that is such a shame. Because even 108 chapters, 51/64 episodes and 2 movies later, we still haven't seen past all his masks. Because I'm crazy, and I can. Title subject to change, updates every Friday. I own nothing. Themes by LooLa on DeviantArt.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 12,941 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Roy M.
    Alone by theSardonyx reviews
    He closed his eyes and retracted his hand. "Even the moon doesn't want me," he whispered to himself. "I'm really alone..."
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/5/2013 - England/Britain - Complete
    Dailies by Strix 4 reviews
    We've seen the adventures. But what went on behind closed doors in between action shots? A gaggle of oneshots detailing the daily lives of Roy Mustang and his squad. Hints of Ed/Win, Roy/Riza, and parental Roy/Ed. Rated T for language
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 91,602 - Reviews: 1206 - Favs: 1,256 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Roy M., Edward E.
    Privileges by MoffandAvencore reviews
    COMPLETE! (no more updates) There are some things only brothers can do for...or to each other. Oneshot series. No Elricest or slash.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 21,632 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
    Not Yet by Firefly264 reviews
    He was just trying to hand his report in and get back to the library, but when Ed walks in on the breakdown of a man he had long thought indestructible. May be triggering, possible OOC, etc. etc. ONESHOT
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
    The Things We Lost by AnEquivalentExchange reviews
    "We lost more than a house that day." October 3rd oneshot.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
    It's Okay to Cry by DrummerDancer reviews
    As far as Roy was concerned, Ed could cry whenever he wanted.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
    Blackmail by MoffandAvencore reviews
    "You will obey me, or suffer the consequences!" Roy's forced to put Ed in his place by means he's not entirely proud of. ONESHOT no yaoi!
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
    Why He Hates It by Bluefire21 reviews
    We all know that Edward hates East City, but that raises the question: why? And please tell me if you think the rating is proper or not for this story, too high? Too low? I must know!
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,586 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Edward E., Roy M., Alphonse E. - Complete
    For Once, a Student by Firefly264 reviews
    While acting as alchemy teachers at a strange school, Roy witnesses a rare moment between newfound friends. Some Parental RoyEd, Ed acting his age for once, and Hughes-induced angst. Just a random snippet of an unwritten, unplotted story that will probably never be. ONESHOT.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Harry P., Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
    Trouble Follows That Big Blue Box by BloodLily16 reviews
    A little poem I wrote one night. I hope you enjoy! Please R&R!
    Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/29/2013 - TARDIS - Complete
    The Early Childhood Scare of Edward Elric by Kok0roxOtaku reviews
    Edward has come down with a terrible fever and refuses to stay home! Why doesn't he want to stay home and what is making him want to go to school so badly? EdwardxWinry!
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Trisha E., Winry R. - Complete
    If You Give Winry a Wrench by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
    Parody of the "If You Give a Mouse a Muffin" series. Ed decides to write all about the chain of events that occurs if you give one automail-crazed nut/overzealous automail guardian/Ed's totally-not-his-girlfriend with a specific tool. Enough said, again.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
    Rain by ec-writes reviews
    Not even the sky can cry in his honor.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Gracia H., Roy M. - Complete
    Outsmarted, Outgunned, Outwitted, and Dwarfed by Doppler Effect reviews
    Mustang's team hears about the acceptance of a rather young alchemist into the military. Sensing a chance to poke holes into their superior officer's massive ego, they take it.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Edward E., Maes H., Roy M. - Complete
    Inner Child by LaguNerd reviews
    It's easy to forget sometimes that Edward is still just a child after all he's been through, but he is and children tend to have some interesting quirks and habits...
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Edward E.
    The Story of Three Little Kids by DanielTheWaterTankAndTheFoetus reviews
    Ed, Al and Winry used to be normal kids with normal families who did normal things . . . until that ceased to be. Featured are Ed's leather pants, Al's femininity and Winry's wrenches.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Edward E., Alphonse E., Winry R. - Complete
    Open Mic: A Hetalia Crackfic by MapleKomori reviews
    The Axis leaves a microphone in the Allies' secret meeting room. Hilarity ensues.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 6/16/2013 - America, England/Britain, France, China - Complete
    To Me by uniquemangalover reviews
    Edward after a long tired train ride. Parental! Royed. Father's Day Drabble. Happy Father's Day!
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Edward E., Roy M.
    Brothers by Cartoon Cow reviews
    Ed watched the three men, "You can't sing worth a crap." Just a one shot of how the song Brothers would have been wrote if Ed were the one who had to write it. Bad summary but please give it a shot and review I worked hard on this.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
    Dear Uncute Machine Freak by iWaffle77 reviews
    When you're too lazy to call, send letters. At least that's what Ed did. Crackfic parody, mostly EdWin. Featuring Mustang, like a boss.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,872 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Edward E., Winry R.
    Granny's Prayers by Cartoon Cow reviews
    Winry sighed, "You know granny's prayers were probably the only things keeping you alive all these years." Just Pinako's thoughts after Ed, Al , and, Winry take a trip to Central. Short and sweet please read and review. Doesn't force religion on anyone, just a thought I had in my head.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Pinako R. - Complete
    If I Die by Victorious-Mind reviews
    Ed's trapped under rubble with a serious injury. Just when he's about to give up, he sees the future. A future that would come true if he died. One-Shot, Non-Yaoi. Parental!RoyEd as always.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Edward E. - Complete
    First Dance by AnEquivalentExchange reviews
    Oneshot. Friendly Alwin fluff. Winry helps Al recuperate his body in an unusual way: dancing.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Alphonse E., Winry R. - Complete
    When You Forget the Date by FireAnne47 reviews
    Roy is having one terrible day. And poor Ed just wanted to cheer him up. But when the date is forgotten and their friendship shatters, Roy has to pick up the pieces and fix things. Parental RoyXEd (One-shot)
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
    Splinter by kash30032000 reviews
    Twelve-year-old State Alchemist, Edward Elric has a splinter in his knee. Can Colonel Roy Mustang coax the State Alchemist into letting him pull the splinter? Parental!RoyEd. Rated for Ed's mouth.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
    For a rainy day by Allypallycally1 reviews
    Roy goes back to the Elric's hotel room after he never showed up to hand in his report to find the young boy a wreck and in pain. What should he do? What CAN he do except be there for his youngest subordinate and comfort him? NO YAOI. Rated T cos of some bad words.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,670 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
    Would You? by Victorious-Mind reviews
    Edward has a nightmare about Colonel Roy Mustang. Parental!RoyEd
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
    Toy Soldier by RainFlame reviews
    After Hughes' death, Ed has no one left to pick up the pieces. Parental!Roy Ed. Oneshot. Slight AU, if you squint.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
    Nothing There by Firefly264 reviews
    'There's a body. There's a body lying on the ground. He looks like Sherlock. But it can't be. No, no, you were just talking to Sherlock. He can't be a body, he can't be-' Spoilers for the Reichenbach Fall, John-centric oneshot. First Sherlock fic.
    Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/9/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
    Tears by Firefly264 reviews
    'It was raining that day. That day that he got the phone call. The drops had pattered on the windowpanes, dripped from the gutters. He knew that they made a sound.' Roy-centric, spoilers for 'that episode with Hughes'.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Roy M.
    Just a Kid by TheFandomEater reviews
    Though Ed acts like an adult, a stomach sickness proves to Roy he is just a kid. Parental!Roy and Childish!Ed. maybe some RoyxRiza. If you even mention RoyxEd I'm sicking my chimera on you. EDIT: It's official. It's dead, Jim. I'm not continuing this fic cause it's just not going to go anywhere. I'm sorry.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
    Hot and Steamy by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
    On a mission, Ed and Roy discover a hot spring and do precisely what you'd expect.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
    Who Are You? by lotrprincess reviews
    The way we see ourselves is the most important part of our identity. Unless, of course, you are more affected by what others think of you. But what about when someone else's opinion dictates your own?
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Edward E., Izumi C. - Complete
    Homecoming by Dhampir72 reviews
    Lavi comes home from a mission late at night. Bookman is there waiting for him. Their complicated relationship in a new light.
    D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Lavi, Bookman - Complete
    Folie à Plusiers by CaCoPhOnY Of ScReAmS reviews
    It started with one. Patient zero, retrieved from Washington DC, America. Alfred F.Jones was admitted by his college roommate at 13:08 on June 16th. Diagnosis: Delusional.
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,454 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 1,436 - Follows: 1,483 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 10/20/2009 - America
    A Knock At the Door by thelonehuman reviews
    Riza Hawkeye finds a drunken, unstable Mustang on her doorstep in the middle of the night and has to take him in.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
    If You Give a Ling a Lunch by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
    Ed writes a children's book on the consequences of feeding a rather annoying illegal immigrant/stalker/prince of Xing. Enough said.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Ling Y., Edward E. - Complete
    Twatlight by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
    A day spent with Major Armstrong leaves Ed all covered with sparkles, and some fan girls on the street mistake the poor alchemist for another golden-eyed, glittery Edward. Ed didn't ask for the nightmare fuel, but the fangirls were all too happy to give.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
    Did Someone Cry by Cartoon Cow reviews
    Just a random poem that quickly runs through the boys life, it doesnt really have any spoilers cause they probably wouldnt make sense to anybody who hasnt see the complete series.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
    Drunk by logarhythm reviews
    Ed has some vital information on a murder case that Roy is investigating, but refuses to say a thing. Roy's plan of action: Get Edward drunk. Unfortunately for him, that's harder than it looks. One-shot. Not RoyEd.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
    Fish Stick Sandwich Burrito by raigingstorm reviews
    Ed's hungry. Roy has food. Total utter crackfic. Not yaoi, can you believe it?
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
    Through a Child's Eyes by SasukeUchihasGuardian reviews
    When you make your first kill as a ninja, you are sure to be in for a rough night. Especially for someone as young as Sasuke, who has no one but his sensei to comfort him when a mission goes wrong. Kaka/Sasu FATHERLY FIC!
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,169 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
    The Office Pool by Jordanna Morgan reviews
    Ed learns that his pain is often somebody else's gain.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Edward E., Jean H., Kain F., Heymans B. - Complete
    A Strange Sweetness by TheKingKez reviews
    Norway has some pretty weird quirks, but him and his sweets were probably the weirdest... Slight OOC
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
    In A Drunken Haze by halledean reviews
    This fluffy story is spoiler free, a lot more than a little weird, and has the three best characters of FMA: Roy Mustang, Riza Hawkeye, and Maes Hughes. Royai. With a teensie bit of Hughes x Gracia, lol. Written by me and my little sis, mdotaku.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
    Best Brother by ssadropout reviews
    Pre-manga and/or anime. Ed has always been protective of Al, and sometimes Ed has to protect Al from Ed. Yep.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
    Who's The Alchemist? by Bookwrm389 reviews
    Mustang plays mind games during a briefing. Edward is not amused. Based on the 1940s comedy sketch "Who's on first?" Moderate swearing.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 77 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
    Watchin' the clouds roll away, wastin' time by shadynaiad reviews
    Shikamaru and Chouji snack on brownies and watch the clouds drift by. Vignette.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Chōji A., Shikamaru N. - Complete
    Battle Cry by Strix 4 reviews
    "In my entire eighteen years, I've made exactly six promises. In reverence to the lesson, I spend my days letting my body speak first. But there are six people in my life that deserved the words from me." A glimpse into the ever-inscrutable mind of Mori.
    Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
    Tissues, Drunks and Hercules? by Victoria LeRoux reviews
    Riza’s sick, Havoc’s having withdrawal symptoms, Hughes is drunk, Fury found another dog, and Roy’s… Roy. All in all, it’s just another day at the office.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
    Disorientation by Destined To Repeat reviews
    Not, strangely enough, the act of becoming less similar to China. "Either Valkyrie had become incredibly adult within the past, oh, nineteen minutes or so, or she had gone deaf." Compensation gift for the ever-patient natureismagic.
    Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Complete
    Breaking out of the Closet by Car reviews
    “I would like your help…Getting out of the closet.” America blinked hard in response, “Well, honestly Iggy, I’m honored. I mean, I always kind of saw this coming...But-" “Not like that you sodding git! I mean literally!”
    Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 54 - Published: 3/7/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
    Asymmetrical: Mini Drabbles for Roy and Ed by Destined To Repeat reviews
    A truckload of minidrabbles dedicated to Parental!Roy/Ed: officially complete. “The day that Ed learned about the Flame Alchemist’s little weakness, he stood grinning outside the Colonel’s window for an hour in the rain, just to annoy him."
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,289 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
    You Know You're Obsessed With FMA When by artFULLYoutuvit reviews
    A list every FMA watcher must check to see if they're obsessed. A list made for fun!
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2010
    Angsting with Coffee by Moonrise31 reviews
    Ed angsts in a coffee shop. Scar comes in. Cue dramatic music! Dun dun dun dun... Attempted crackfic.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Edward E., Scar - Complete
    Setting Fires by Dhampir72 reviews
    I never thought that setting fires could make a person understand what was truly important.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
    Can We Keep Her? by Mird reviews
    Al finds a soggy creature and begs Ed to let him keep it. Is it a kitty? I think not. Oneshot, crackfic.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
    Flamenco by AngelCallie reviews
    Crackfic. An evening at the bar with Roy and company.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
    Guess What's in the Attic? by OliveTheOlive reviews
    Roy makes a surprising discovery. Definitely crack. Definitely one-shot.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
    Uneraseable Memories by Shadow Mage Evelyn reviews
    Edward Elric wouldn’t be able to recall those nights immediately following his prosthetics surgery. His father, however, would never forget. HOHENHEIM AND EDWARD DRABBLE
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Edward E., Hoenheim - Complete
    Fairy Godfather by FuckMePumps reviews
    Elysia has two fathers, one a little bit more magical than the other. friendship!RoyMaes, hints of Royai and parental!RoyEd. Oneshot.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Roy M., Maes H.
    100 Ways You Know You Watch Naruto Way Too Much by articwolfgirl347 reviews
    Yes... for those who are completely OBSESSED with Naruto and are proud of it! Myself included. Here are the ways you can know you are a Naruto addict! Enjoy!
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Complete
    Crash by Sevlow reviews
    Colonel Mustang and Fullmetal fight to keep each other alive in the wake of a deadly car accident. One-shot.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,209 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 1,208 - Follows: 108 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
    Veil of Apathy by Tia Ordona 23 reviews
    Edward and Mustang arrive at the scene of the crime. Parental! RoyEd, ONESHOT.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
    Control by Dhampir72 reviews
    KandaLavi. "You...stabbed me, Yuu...chan..." Yuu Kanda has always been in control, but the day he loses that equilibrium, he makes the biggest mistake of his life. Last chapter posted!
    D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,767 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Lavi - Complete
    Socks by ZaKai reviews
    Hughes is one to find amusement in every situation, and Roy wouldn't change that for anything. :Drabble, oneshot:
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
    My Girl by Evil Demon Warrior Bunny reviews
    Roy and Riza are working late at the office when a very drunk Maes Hughes bursts in. Extreme awkwardness ensues. Royai, oneshot.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
    Five Seven Five by Samurai101 reviews
    Roy and Maes engage in a battle of wit, trickey, and.....haiku?
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Maes H., Roy M. - Complete
    Even the Strong by Shadow Mage Evelyn reviews
    Even the strong are allowed to be weak sometimes. ONESHOT. Post movie. ABSOLUTELY NO ELRICEST.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
    Photographs by Tia Ordona 23 reviews
    He stamps his leg, sending a cramp up the cold metal and earning the stares of many of the military workers in the hall. But his mind is a million miles away, with his friends, his brother, and the snow. ONESHOT, NONYAOI Roy and Ed.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,137 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
    The Lesson by Shadow Mage Evelyn reviews
    A fatal mistake made late one night could ruin Roy forever. ONESHOT NONYAOI Parental! ish RoyEd Please read and review! Yes, I'M ALIVE!
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
    What's Up? by Firebird reviews
    Hughes finds a new way to annoy Roy on the phone.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
    Farewell by The Sacred Pandapuff reviews
    SPOILERS FOR EPISODES 48, 50 AND 51. And in his dreams he could see Ed's smile melting away as he turned to leave. He really hated war.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
    Arachnophobia by Shadow Mage Evelyn reviews
    A peaceful morning turns a bit terrifying for our favorite blonde haired chemist. Post movie. Extremely short ONESHOT. Please review!
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
    The Test by Shadow Mage Evelyn reviews
    Two days, fifteen hours, and 30 minutes. That was how long he’d been here in this place. NONYAOI Parental!RoyEd ONESHOT
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
    InfluEDza by Shadow Mage Evelyn reviews
    It's time for the annual flu shots at Eastern Command...but one alchemist won't get his without a fight. Pure and complete crack. You have been warned.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,963 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Edward E. - Complete
    Colonel Mustang’s Observations of a Shrimp by and yet i walk upon it reviews
    Because writing out ‘Edward Elric, the Fullmetal Alchemist’ every five seconds would take far too long, Edward Elric, the Fullmetal Alchemist, will hereby be referred to as ‘Subject A’. HOLY CHEESE CHAPTER THREE LIVES.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,400 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 10/13/2006 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
    Eternal Film by Just call me Sensei reviews
    This is a tribute to Maes Hughes, as I know he wouldn't want us all moping. Diclaimer: I don't own FMA, no matter how much I wish I did. Some frienship fluff, but no yaoi.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Maes H., Roy M. - Complete
    Rainy Day by write25 reviews
    [One Shot] Roy gets sick and Riza goes home with him, just to make sure he's okay. But she stays, even after he's resting. Rated Teen just to be safe.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
    Care by Henrika reviews
    In which Ed takes care of a sick Roy Mustang. Friendship fic!
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/23/2005 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
    Ill by CaptainKase reviews
    What? Can’t handle it? Just admit that you don’t know him. You only think you do. Most of what you see is a facade – a happy, stubborn mask that he puts on for the rest of the world.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,563 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/2/2005 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Roy M., Lust - Complete
    I Do Actually Have a Shotgun by Meredith T. Tasaki reviews
    AU. In about ten years: Alicia attempts to go on a date. Her father doesn't take this well. No spoilers.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Maes H., Elysia H.
    In Memory by AnimaBaya reviews
    A late 'In Memory Of Maes Hughes' fic. Elicia's birthday and she's not having a party...Spoilers from the infamous episode 25. I'm new here so nice comments would be appreciated. [one-shot]
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Complete
    The tale of two idiots by Sinister Tomato reviews
    A series of stories focusing on Maes Hughes and Roy Mustang. No chronological order. Genres and ratings vary.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,822 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/8/2005 - Published: 8/4/2004 - Maes H., Roy M.
    Last Kiss by AngelElric05 reviews
    Gracia's POV of th events that happened in ep. 25. Very sad. Dedicated to the memory of Maes Hughes.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2005
    Preservation of Memories by Sinister Tomato reviews
    She found a good way to preserve that memory, through an unlikely source.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Elysia H., Roy M. - Complete
    Kimbley's Plan by Bat and Dizzy Spider reviews
    One day, Kimbley decided to make the world explode. Crackfic. By Spidey.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/14/2004
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    Red and Blue reviews
    Amestris as a nation is renowned for its military strength and the intense exercises it puts its soldiers through. So it's no surprise to the troops that the Fuhrer has announced another crazy scheme in the form of a martial father-son team contest between the five Amestrian jurisdictions and some allied countries. But what are Roy and Ed doing in the competition? ! Parental!RoyEd
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 81,261 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 8/29/2015 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Riza H., Roy M.
    You're Not My Real Dad! reviews
    When the Fuhrer is too busy for an important meeting in a foreign country, the duty slips down to one Roy Mustang. Reluctant to send one of his most talented dogs into dangerous land alone, Bradley decrees that he shall have a travelling partner; Edward Elric. Just when Roy thought the situation couldn't get worse, it was decided Edward would have to go in the guise of Roy's SON.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 159,910 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
    Brotherhood reviews
    For Brother's day. A one-shot of drabbles dedicated to the epic brothers of Fullmetal Alchemist, from the closest family ties to instant bonds forged in the fires of battle. Because brotherhood goes beyond blood.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,703 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Complete
    Birds and Dogs reviews
    Two years after the State alchemist exams, Edward and Alphonse are still searching. Back from a cold northern town, Edward has fallen sick. After being forced to admit to Roy Mustang the truth about his brother's absence, Alphonse leaves looking a little down. Roy reads over their report, and realises he's nearly missed an important event in the Elric calendar... Parental!RoyEd
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,920 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Maes H., Roy M. - Complete
    Pack Animals reviews
    A mission to the frigid north goes terribly wrong, leaving Roy gravely wounded and Edward and Riza without their greatest weapons. Now locked up in the hands of rebels, they have no idea how to escape or what lies in wait for them. And how can they possibly hope to break out when Roy can hardly walk for the pain? Parental!RoyEd, Royai, T for mild violence and swearing.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,106 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Edward E., Maes H., Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
    All Is One - A series of Things reviews
    A series of one-shots wherein the inside details of various FMA characters are spread out in words. Because even though we've seen all of the story, there are subjects to cover that the anime and manga left to us. There probably won't be any Yaoi (because I don't know how to write it), there will definitely be humour, Parental!RoyEd and maybe even a pineapple... LET'S GO!
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,216 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 7/19/2013
    Freezing Cold reviews
    Edward and his brother travel a freezing cold path. Alphonse has an empty, un-feeling body, but he has Edward to keep his soul warm. But Alphonse can't warm Edward at all, and now he's frozen right through. It's up to Roy to fill the spot of father and heat Edward back up... Even if he's caught a cold himself. Implied EdWin & Royai, humour mixed in. Not yaoi. T for mild swearing.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,570 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
    Fukushu reviews
    A poem written about Sasuke's quest for vengeance.
    Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Complete
    Tachi's Poem reviews
    A poem written about Itachi, and how he watches his beloved brother Sasuke. Slightly abstract.
    Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Complete