Author has written 7 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, and Naruto.
WHAAZZAAAAP!!1! I MADE MY PROFILE... UH, MORE BETTER! (Perfect mastery of the English language right there, genius.) THERES NOTHIN' RONG WIF MAH ENGRISH! (Oh, God.) A-HAHAHAHA!
"OH, GREAT AND POWERFUL GODS OF FANFICTION, WHAT DO YOU REQUIRE A LOWLY TOASTER-FOR-BRAINS LIKE ME TO PUT IN THIS SPACE?!" Zakuro howled off the edge of the cliff and into the heavens.
A bolt of mystical lightning zapped down from the thunderous sky, violins and drums slamming in the background and the lighting of the scene dimming in a dramatic effect as the answer was revealed to her.
All of a sudden, the special effects faded and the little gi-and-cloak-clad sprite touched a hand to it's chin in deep comprehension. "Oh. I see."
It turned to you, grinning maniacally. "Utter nonsense."
(The rabbit engineered toaster made me do it.)
I'm not going to give you my true name, so you can call me Zakuro. I also respond to Zaa-kun, Teme-chan-the-King-of-Lazy, El, Big sister, idiot, freak or Shika-chan, the Hero or 'the narcissistic one that won't shut up who likes weird Japanese cartoons and fast food'.
I was born in Northern Ireland, and my bloodline is almost entirely Irish apart from a little bit of me that's Scottish. And I'm not even ginger! XD This is good because I can now say I am Northern Irish or Australian depending on what I feel like. Or United Kingdomese if I'm feeling sassy. (Now, that's not to say I'm not patriotic! Although, I feel more towards N. Ireland than Australia.) But strangely enough, I've been approached by at least three people who thought I was American... Must be the hybrid accent...
Which reminds me! I am an expert at doing accents. I can do English (Posh or Cockney), Australian, Irish, Texan, German, Italian, Spanish, Indian, Russian, Swedish, Polish, Finnish, Chinese, Japanese, Annoying Air-Head Girl, Todd Haberkorn and Pewdiepie. Only problem is, I can't do French...which is the only one I actually need...because I learn French. SIIIIIIIGH.
Umm... Somewhere in the world...in Australia...OH! It has a two in it.
Dreams or ambitions:
To become Fuhrer and make all female officers wear miniskirts! Kidding, kidding. I have a burning ambition to become an author or a voice actor, beneath many layers of laziness. If I fail both of those, I'm joining the army.
Personality (as told to me by a very clever internet quiz):
Overview: You are poised, confident and clear-thinking when stressed, however you feel enraged when things do not go your way. You are sensitive about being treated fairly and feel resentful and bitter if you think you are being cheated. You have a generally cheerful disposition. You tend not to express your emotions openly and are sometimes not even aware of what you yourself are feeling.
Strengths: Upbeat and energetic, hard to embarrass, challenges authority.
Weaknesses: Not in touch with emotions, can be uncooperative, slightly arrogant.
It's pretty accurate...weird.
Something else to know about me - I am an extremist. Gotta have all of it or none of it, be the best at it or be crap at it, love it or hate it.
This is also true with the rain. I hate it unless it's either not raining, or the sky has cracked open and is pouring it's little splats of death on me like there's no tomorrow. (I also accept rain if I can sit and watch it from a safe vantage point. If this is the case, rain is actually quite enjoyable.)
I also really like windows. Windows are fun to look out. Also hamburgers. I like hamburgers. And pie...
I like Anime, Manga, reading, chewing gum, windows and writing. Also, the smell of books. And the Periodic table. I love the Periodic table to no end. I like to post the :D face, and whenever I see my friends I yell 'YO!' at the top of my lungs. And hamburgers.
Okay, these are my tippy-top highest most favouritest foods in all the known universe forever;
Stupid-rain and other water-related substances, hospitals, needles, pumpkin soup and a bunch of other stuff I can't think of right now.
Yaoi or Yuri:
Not really much of a fan, but I'm not against either of them. If I have one Yaoi pairing I'm guilty of finding cute, it's ShikaNeji. (And I shall now add USUK after being unfortunate enough to have fallen headfirst into the Hetalia fandom.)That's about all. I'm do not approve of many Fullmetal Alchemist Yaoi pairings, especially not RoyXEdward or RoyXHughes. (Parental or friend fluff is okay though. Hell, I live off that stuff.)
Love 'em. One of my favourite things EVER. My persuasive thingy; if you have a friend who's an aspiring author, and they ask you to read their story, you don't just read it and then walk away without saying anything, do you? No, you say, "That's awesome!" or "This could have been better" or "Here's how to improve" or "I liked this part".
So, people, think of me as your aspiring author friend who strives only to know what you think of my writing! ...Okay, I strive for other stuff as well, but this is one of them.
HUGHES AND GRACIA ARE MY OTP! And Royai the most...BLAAAHILOVEIT. EdWin, USUK, AustriaxPiano, ShikaTema, ShikaNeji, KibaHina, GiroNatsu. (As you can probably tell, not much of a romance fan.)
Specifically, Parental/Brother/friendship ships (Because I am lame and I brOTP everything):
Parental!RoyEd (Don't lie Zakkie. That's not a ship, that's a lifestyle.), Parental!RizaAl, Parental!RoyAl, Parental!RizaEd, Brotherly!EdAl, Parental!KakaSasu, Parental!SullyBoo, Parental!HughesEd, Parental!HughesAl, Parental!HughesElycia, Friendship!HughesRoy, Parental/Bortherly!USUK, Brotherly!Johnlock and basically anything else you can think of that I forgot.
Genres I read/write often:
Humour, hurt/comfort, adventure. (Parental!EdRo--I mean Parental!RoyEd, sorry... Inside jokes.)
Who are you most like? Quiz Results:
Fullmetal Alchemist: Maes Hughes, Edward Elric, Roy Mustang
Naruto: Shikamaru Nara, Kiba Inuzuka
Hetalia: America, England, Spain, Prussia, Denmark, Greece.
Ouran High School Host Club: Tamaki Suoh
I also have a habit of making whatever I say or write sound like an insult. I hope you don't take offense from anything I post. Hope you have fun reading my stories. And to anyone who got a guest review under the name Z. U, that was me before I got a profile.
AAAAAAAND, I have my PM turned on now. I'm still not sure about PM etiquette or anything like that, so if I don't respond, don't be offended - it's just because I didn't really know if I had to. *sweatdrop*
I'M GOING TO AVCON TODAY! (This day that I updated my profile on about six months ago. Since then, I've been to both Oz ComiCon and Supanova).
A WARNING TO THE WORLD: I CANNOT, WILL NOT AND SHOULD NEVER COOK. I LOVE TO EAT, BUT MY COOKING SKILLS ARE DISMAL. The cooking teacher said that stir-fry was the easiest thing to make in the whole book, but I somehow melted the rice and then burnt everything else to a crisp... The only difference between my cooking and England's is that mine doesn't kill people (I think) and I can admit it's horrible.
THE STORY OF HOW ZAKURO'S BRAIN IS A TOASTER:
Zakuro was a smart little cookie - because she was born with a brain. This is the story of why she is now incredibly smart LOGICALLY, but has no sense of anything regarding common sense or how to act in social situations.
At the age of six, Zakuro's younger sister Chibineko received a pet rabbit. Little did they know, this rabbit was an EVIL rabbit! (They should have known from it's red eyes!) During the night, the evil bunny rallied it's troops and STOLE ZAKURO'S BRAIN IN HER SLEEP! D: OH NOES!
They stir fried little Zakku-chan's brain with lots of CARROTS! And they stewed it up with potatoes and turned it into CHOP SUEY! Then they mixed it with magical unicorn juice, Tardis petrol, and a super-duper rock from Atlantis that tasted like FISH GUTS! D: Then they ATE IT!
AH! EEVIL ZOMBEH BUNNEHS!
But, the evil zombie bunnies realised that Chibineko would suspect something if her big sister woke up a total idiot without a brain. So, they replaced it! WITH A TOASTER! AHH!
However, it was a genetically engineered toaster! This made Zakuro very clever!
SHE COULD USE THE POWERS OF SMARTNESS AND SARCASM! :D
SHE COULD GET HYPER OFF ICED TEA! :D
SHE COULD FLY ON RAINBOWS! :D
SHE COULD USE NINJA POWERS AND ALCHEMY AND PENCILS AND BANKAAAAAIII! :D
SHE COULD DRAW MANGA! :D
SHE COULD JUMP OFF A HIGH BUILDING AND NOT DIE! (Just kidding.) :D
SHE COULD ACT AND DO RANDOM COMEDY! :D
But, it had some downsides...
THE TOASTER DOES NOT FUNCTION IN THE RAIN! D:
THE TOASTER DOES NOT FUNCTION IN EXTREME HEAT! D:
THE TOASTER MAKES POPTARTS, BUT THEY TASTE LIKE EARWAX! EEW! D:
THE TOASTER WILL NOT EAT YOUR HOMEWORK OR BANANAS! D:
THE TOASTER DOES NOT SPEAK FRENCH OR UNDERSTAND HOW TO WORK OUT HOW IT WORKED OUT THE WORKING OUT OF ALGEBRA! D: (It can only give you answers!)
Ever since Zakuro had her brain taken by evil zombie bunnies, she has been able to write. The toaster loves Fullmetal Alchemist (because it is a toaster, duh), which is good because Zakuro loves it too. And the toaster is in love with Zakuro's radio. (No, it does not love the family toaster. The family toaster is the Cinnamon Bun of toasters).
That is the story of how Zakuro's brain was replaced by a toaster.
(Zakuro would like to add that she is neither drunk or on drugs. She just likes to write things that don't make sense.)
P. S., I really want to say thank you for reading because everyone knows that neesan won't, so yeah, thanks. *bows head in respect* Yours sincerely, Chibineko Senju.
Mah buddies! (My friends on Fanfiction.Net who I know in real life!)
Toph Hitsugaya, Hamburger-san, loonyluna901, Russia Psycho and that-crafty-otaku. SHOUT OUT TO YOU BROS! :D
Stuff I like to do that has something to do with anime/manga:
MY FAVOURITE ANIME/MANGA EVER IS FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST. (But Hetalia comes in at a close second.)
The first anime I watched:
The first anime I ever watched... Well, probably Pokemon and Astro Boy when I was about four years old. (Sure, I had no idea what an anime was at the time, but that's besides the point.) However! The first anime properly watched was probably Naruto.
SGT Frog and Inuyasha, at about the same time.
My favourite manga/animes are;
Fullmetal Alchemist (My favourite characters here are Maes Hughes, Edward Elric and Roy Mustang.)
My favourite video games are;
(You know you love it!) Pokemon (I like Umbreon, Lucario and Arcanine.)
Warriors (Jayfeather, Blackstar)
Adventure Time (Finn, Shelby-the-worm-that-lives-in-Jake's-viola)
Favourite Celebrities and Semi-Famous People
Favourite Bands and Singers
I could go on, but I won't.
Manga or anime I have read or watched, and one or two favourite characters (in no particular order):
Fullmetal Alchemist (Maes Hughes)
Favourite quotes (from a long list):
'Seven times down, eight times up.' -Japanese Proverb.
'I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they fly past.' -Douglas Adams
'I believe in God, but I also believe in morality, which is doing what is right regardless of what I am told. Not in religion, which is doing what I am told regardless of what is right.' -Anonymous.
'The world's not perfect, but it's there for us trying the best it can. That's what makes it so damn beautiful.' -Roy Mustang (Fullmetal Alchemist).
"Britain is not an island... Yes, yes it is, but..." -Unidentified MP, on BBC Radio 4
'I did not trip and fall! I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.'
'Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.' -Miles Kington
“Sometimes carrying the burden of an upsetting truth, and hiding it, is actually a gift you give to someone else. You bear that burden, so they don’t have to, in a situation where telling them will change nothing.” ― Cassandra Clare
“Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.” ― Oscar Wilde
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.” ― Oscar Wilde, The Happy Prince and Other Stories
“In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.” –Ellen DeGeneres
'The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.'
'America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight.'
“Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.” ― Apple Inc.
“Older men declare war. But it is youth that must fight and die.” ― Herbert Hoover
“There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for.” ― Albert Camus
“Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well".
“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” ― Steve Martin
“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.” ― George Carlin
“You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
“Procrastinate now, don't put it off.” ― Ellen DeGeneres
I believe in God, but I also believe in morality, which is doing what is right regardless of what I am told. Not in religion, which is doing what I am told regardless of what is right -Anonymous
"Forget what hurt you in the past but never forget what it taught you." -Anonymous
“Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.” ― Mark Twain
“It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!”― Friedrich Nietzsche
"Man is the only creature who refuses to be what he is."— Albert Camus
“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.” ― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
“Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.” ― Mark Twain
“The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you.” ― David Foster Wallace, Infinite Jest
“I have learned now that while those who speak about one's miseries usually hurt, those who keep silence hurt more.” ― C.S. Lewis
“It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one.” ― George Washington
“Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them.”― Albert Camus, The Myth of Sisyphus and Other Essays
“I quote others only to better express myself.” ― Michel de Montaigne, The Complete Essays
“I want to write a poem about "Truth," "Honor," "Dignity," and whether the toilet paper should roll over or under when you pull on it.” —Jarod Kintz, I Want
“Who is more humble? The scientist who looks at the universe with an open mind and accepts whatever the universe has to teach us, or somebody who says everything in this book must be considered the literal truth and never mind the fallibility of all the human beings involved?” —Carl Sagan
“Real life's nasty. It's cruel. It doesn't care about heroes and happy endings and the way things should be. In real life, bad things happen. People die. Fights are lost. Evil often wins.” —Darren Shan
"Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is really worth fighting for."
Some people are born great, some people achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.
You keep important things in your fridge. For instance, an ice pack if you've been wounded. A bottle of water if you are dying of thirst. And a basket of strawberries if a maniac came up to you and said 'Give me a basket of strawberries right now or I'll poke you with this large stick.' -Lemony Snicket
AND NOW! A LOAD of Random Other Stuff that I copied and pasted...
When Life Gives you Lemons, Make Lemonade!
When life gives you mayonnaise... throw it back and say, "B!TCH I ASKED FOR LEMONS!!"
When life gives you lemons throw them back and demand vodka.
When life gives you vodka, call all of your friends for a party.
When life gives you lemons, it wants you to make lemonade. When life gives you apples, it's trying to scare your doctor away.
When life gives you lemons, call him a pervert and ask if he reads fanfiction.
When life gives you oranges, ask what is with his obsession with citruses.
When life gives you lemons, it wants you to make lemonade. When life gives you oranges, it wants you to make orange juice. When life gives you apples, it want you to make apple juice. And when life gives you grapes, it wants you to get drunk.
When life throws you lemons and it hits you in the eye, tell everyone you know "life is a bitch".
When life chucks lemons at you and hits you where it really hurts, squish the lemons and tell everyone, "life hurts you where it hurts you most".
When life gives you lemons, cut them up and squeeze it in your water and plant the leftovers seeds. It will grow into a tree eventually!
When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in someone's eyes.
When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade.
When life gives me lemons, I squirt lemon juice in life’s eyes.
When life gives you lemons you make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how in the seven hells you did it.
When life gives you lemons, thank them and make some lemonade.
When life gives you lemons, giggle like the fangirl you are and wink suggestively at life.
When life gives you lemons, you mail them back in a package along with a "mysterious ticking noise".
When life gives you lemons, you burn life's house down.
When life gives you lemons, find the guy who got the ice and tequila and throw a party.
When life gives you lemons, eat them.
OKAY!! Who is this LIFE and why is he throwing stuff at People? It probably Hurts!! Of course it does! And re-post this if you hate Life (and add your own quote to 'Life and Lemons'.)
You Know You're Obsessed with Hetalia When…
1. You start laughing hysterically at maps.
2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together.
3. You've learned more history from it than from an actual history class.
4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots.
5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies.)
6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.
7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.
8. World War II starts sounding romantic.
9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.
10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.
11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.
12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.
13. You shudder every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder…just in case.
14.Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" or "Vodkaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway.
15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "FrUK" means.
16. You end every sentence with "aru", "desu yo" or "da ze.".
17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.
18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.
19. You want Prussia back on the map.
20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.
21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.
22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.
23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.
24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like…80 billion times.
25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand. (And are grumpy that spellcheck doesn't even accept it as a word.)
26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic.
27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (And you're American.)
28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.
28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.
29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, or Francis are forever linked to Hetalia.
30. Scream "Pasta" at everyone who is eating some.
A Hetalian's Pledge
I pledge to think of Italy whenever I'm helpless…or someone mentions pasta.
I pledge to think of Germany whenever I try too hard…or I silence a room.
I pledge to think of Japan whenever I feel out of place…or I take too many pictures.
I pledge to think of America whenever I need a hero…or a sandwich.
I pledge to think of Britain whenever I'm not taken seriously…or someone fails at cooking. (Insert self portrait of me smiling in a defeated manner with tears streaming down my face as the sun beams down from above before a plate of burnt thingies on a pile of melted rice.)
I pledge to think of France whenever I feel misunderstood…or mischievous.
I pledge to think of Russia whenever I'm missing summer…or my faucet.
I pledge to think of China whenever I'm unfairly treated…or I'm mistaken for the other gender.
I pledge to think of Spain whenever I feel under-appreciated…or I'm too oblivious to notice I am.
I pledge to think of Austria whenever I give up too easily…or I manipulate others into doing my chores.
I pledge to think of Hungary whenever I fight others' battles…or I support another yaoi pairing.
I pledge to think of Liechtenstein whenever I barely survive…or someone misspells my name.
I pledge to think of Poland whenever I'm shy…or I (like, totally) win using my own rules.
I pledge to think of Switzerland whenever I get paranoid…or I rock frilly pink pajamas.
I pledge to think of Belarus whenever I have an unrequited crush…or take crushing too far.
I pledge to think of Estonia whenever I feel powerless…or I have computer problems.
I pledge to think of Latvia whenever I talk without thinking…or I feel way too short.
I pledge to think of Lithuania whenever I am persecuted…or I lose a game of chess.
I pledge to think of Romania whenever I get judged by my appearance…or I try to use magic.
I pledge to think of Ukraine whenever I feel way too sorry…or a bit too mature.
I pledge to think of Denmark whenever I'm criticized…or I have a little too much fun.
I pledge to think of Finland whenever I feel too different…or I'm celebrating the holidays.
I pledge to think of Iceland whenever I'm bullied into saying something…or I procrastinate with candy.
I pledge to think of Norway whenever I'm not listened to…or I'm surrounded by idiots.
I pledge to think of Sweden whenever I'm misinterpreted…or I use a Swedish Death Glare.
I pledge to think of Greece whenever I have different priorities…or I see a cat.
I pledge to think of Romano whenever I feel unloved…or I swear my a* off.
I pledge to think of Turkey whenever I'm overprotective…or I wear a mask.
I pledge to think of South Korea whenever I express myself oddly…or I see anything made in Korea (da-ze!).
I pledge to think of Seychelles whenever I'm hated for something I didn't do…or I find a swordfish.
I pledge to think of Canada whenever I feel invisible…or there's maple syrup involved.
I pledge to think of Sealand whenever I am overambitious…or sell stuff on Ebay.
I pledge to think of Holy Roman Empire whenever I leave someone behind…or realize my name or title is completely wrong.
I pledge to think of Prussia whenever I can't admit my fears…or someone steals my word (AWESOME).
Hetalia 30 Question Meme!!
1) Who is your least favourite character?
Austria! I don't hate him but he's BORING! His Japanese voice makes me wanna fall asleep and the English just scares me. 8(
#2) Who is your favourite character?
It will probably have switched to England again by tomorrow, but right now it's America.
#3) Which character would you date?
Myahahahahah!! 'Muricah. Want to watch scary movie and hug. (And, and, I have a little spot in my heart for Romano because he is molto carnio!) But everyone knows, deep down, the only character I want is England. :3
#4) Which character do you want to go shopping with?
Neh, neh, neh… Italy. I don't even know why.
#5) Which character would you like as a child?
Little America! He was so cute - not that he isn't still, but then he was more closer to adorable…
#6) Which character would be your rival?
Hmmmmm… Russia. Because he's like my rival in real life. But mentioned rival also happens to be one of my friends. So, we'd be friendly rivals?
#7) Which character do you have the most in common with?
England. Because I can't cook, I swear a lot, randomly switch to an English accent even though I've never really lived in England and I'm sarcastic/cynical a lot of the time. And I am technically British - Northern Irish lolz. (MWAHAHA! I AM BOTH IRISH AND BRITISH!) But my personality is more like America most of the time. Maybe I have a split personality…
#8) Which character do you look most like?
Picture Hungary with more fabulous cheekbones crossed with a long haired Lithuania with England's eyebrows and America's hair colour and you're getting close.
#9) Which character would you bring home to meet your parents?
Hmm. Canada looks like he would inflict the least damage to their fragile minds…
#10) Which character would you NEVER bring home to meet your parents?
America because I don't want my parents to know he's the one my friends say I'm like.
#11) Which character is most likely to be your friend?
Hrmhrmhrm… It's hard to judge since none of my friends are anything like me or each other… But quite possibly everyone. Most likely Italy. He seems to be attracted to people. And I have a few Italian friends, who are all associated with pasta in some way, be that they eat it every other day or their family works at a pasta store. Or maybe Hungary. Or America since we like the same stuff.
#12) Who has your favourite voice?
WAAAH. I love them all, what with their accents and everything. I'll make a list of who I love but can't decide from.
Iggy, 'Muricah, Germany, Italy and Greece and ROMANO (and sorta Sealand too, and Spain, and Iceland) ...Okay, I have a soft spot for accents that makes it impossible to choose.
Iggy and 'Murica again, plus Switzerland and Italy and Romano
#13) Which character would you want to go camping with?
Germany. He looks like he knows what he's doing. (But I want England to sing his creepy marshmallow song. Mera mera to, yaki tsukuse...)
#14) Which character would you want to be roommates with?
America. Because I get the feeling I could get some burgers out of it. And watch movies. AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES!! Muahahaha!
#15) Which character would you want to cook for you?
I want to see if Iggy's cooking is any worse than mine. We shall see who can create a worse dish. THEN MAKE OTHERS EAT THEM, KOLKOLKOL…
#16) Which character would you want to prance naked for you?
Uh… That's awkward. Romano if he's singing and I can film it and post it on Youtube.
#17) What's your OTP?
:P Don't have one, lol. (Yes, I do. It's Austria and his piano.)
#18) Which character would you want as a parent?
Germany, because he's strict but squishy on the inside. And he can teach me how to fight and how to handle weaponry. And tie shoelaces. Or England, because he's cool.
#19) Which character would you take to a karaoke bar with you?
Someone who can sing. To go mainstream, let's say England. 'Cause that'd be fun. And 'karaoke BAR'…
#20) Which character would you like to be your maid/butler?
Romano if he sings and I can film it and put it on Youtube.
#21) Which character would you have in your party if you were playing an RPG?
America 'cause HE'S THE HERO! XP
#22) What is your second favourite pairing?
America and Hamburger.
#23) Who is your favourite character who is the opposite gender of your first favourite?
Mainstreamly, Hungary. I don't really like any of the other female characters.
#24) Who's outfit do you like the most?
America! I like his coat, nyeh. It's awesome. And those goggles he has sometimes. Those are cool. (I has goggles, They is awesome.)
#25) Which character would you like to have as your band-mate?
If I keep giving mainstream answers like England I can has cheezburger?
#26) Who would you want as your boss?
Germany 'cause I feel like I could take orders from him. Or America because I wouldn't have to do much work on account of the fact that most of his plans are ridiculous and never actually end up happening. :)
#27) Which character would you NOT want to run into in a dark alley?
D: SEALAND!! AHHH! Lol, kidding, France. Or LATVIA!!
#28) Which character would you want personified into a dog?
#29) Which character would you want personified into a cat?
#30) Who would you cosplay as?
AMERICA!! Totally! I WANT his jacket, forever…
20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:
1: At lunch time, sit in your car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars; see if they slow down
2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.
3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them, "Do you want fries with that?"
4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".
5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.
6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS".
7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy".
8: Dont use any punctuation
9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking.
10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face.
11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO".
12: Sing along at the opera.
13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day.
15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party because you have a headache.
16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom".
17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON".
18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose!".
19: Tell your children (or younger siblings) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.".
20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile, and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, Battleground Heart, Kaity the Chameleon, xX-Arianna-hime-Xx,Lillith Black,MewCuxie12,chocolate covered charas, 14AmyChan, AngelicAlchemist93, Manga-neko-96, Musa1992 ValleyOfDeath, ZakuroU
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple, sohma-kitty-1014, Animefangirl55, The White Grim, Amywxue, ZakuroU
REMEMBER WHEN .. getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?'m 0 m' (was your hero)and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblingsand rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?when - WAR- was a card gameand life was simple and care free?remember when all you wanted to doWAS GROW UP?
Copy this onto your profile if you're still five inside, no matter how old you are now.
If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on:
HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride) Natalie-07 (Jack Sparrow, I know I know he's older then my dad but it's not like we're actually dating!) Silverstar's Shadow (Kratos Aurion (like practically every other girl who plays ToS religiously), Yuan (damn the people who decided to never tell you his last name!), Sirius Black (not Gary the Old Man... I imagined him to look a little more like Adam from Three Days Grace... hehe... Ahem.), Draco Malfoy) crystalwolfberri (Kratos: ToS, Kaito: MMPPP, TK: Digimon Adventure 02) Edward's Cantante (Edward Cullen, duh... Prince Caspian, Seth from Wicked Lovely, Roger from Rent, ), Twinkle951 (Edward Cullen /who wouldn't/ from Twilight series, , and probably Syaoran from cardcaptors/ what can i say...) DistractedButSerious( Harry Potter, and Young James Potter, and Sirius Black)Ashliiee(Sirius Black, Jacob Black, Edward Cullen, James Potter, Harry POtter, and Remus LUpin), Artemis GoH (there's a lot...: Fred and George Weasley, Draco Malfoy, young Sirius Black, Scorpius Malfoy, Teddy Lupin, Sam Evans, Kurt Hummel, Blaine Anderson, Nico Di Angelo, Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie, and more that I can't remember), greekfreak101 (hmm...young James Potter and Sirius Black, Percy Jackson, Nico Di Angelo, Luke Castellan, young Remus Lupin, young Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy, Fred and George Weasley, Day[Daniel Altan Wing, Metias, and Vladimir Tod.), ZakuroU (Jean Havoc, Edward Elric, Roy Mustang, Tamaki Suoh, America, Romano and Iggy - although they're more fluffy little fangirl squishes than crushes.)
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22 Things to do in a Lift
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7. Say DING at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Stand in the middle of the elevator and proclaim loudly, "I must find a more suitable host body!"
24. Turn to the other passengers and say, "Now, I'll bet you're wondering why I've gathered you all here today."
You know you lived in 2009 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.
11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.
Answer Random questions of the day
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
Aurora raised an eyebrow. "Uh, no offence or anything, Dexter…"
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
Uh. The air. (If I lower it, it hits my bed and the Skulduggery Pleasant book I just pulled the answer to the last question out of.)
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Mal.Com… It's a show I don't care about either way but was better than anything else on T. V.…
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Clocks, birds, cars and 8-bit Fullmetal Alchemist opening themes.
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
'Bout half an hour ago. I was cleaning out my guinea pig's cage. (Her name is Shadow.)
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
(Note sarcasm) Oh, SUCH a tough question, tough question indeed. Please, give me a moment… Lemme thin—Fanfiction.
9. What are you wearing?
An oversized black Naruto hoodie, a grey singlet and black cargo pants.
10. Did you dream last night?
Yup. (I dreamt that my dad turned evil and tried to make everyone write descriptions of every photo on their iPods and then the UFO they found in the Baltic sea that everyone thought was an old Nazi weapon turned out to be a massive mind control device and then Russians started taking over the world.)
11. When did you last laugh?
'Bout forty-five minutes ago. With my sis.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
A Pokémon poster, a school planner and some plastic glow in the dark sheep.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Not particularly. Oh, wait! My stereo managed to teleport itself from my sister's room back into mine, along with my CDs, several notebooks full of the story I'm working on and some stationary.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
15. What is the last film you saw?
Now, it's a little different from the kung-fu and Sci-fi movies I normally watch but for some reason or the other…Calamity Jane.
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A house, heaps of cosplay gear and manga, and a trip around the world (to Japan, America, Canada, England, N. Ireland and ALL OF EUROPE) for me and my sis. Oh, and I'd buy heaps of stuff for my parents too.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
If you rearrange the letters of my surname it gives you the name of my hometown.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I'd make stereotypes illegal. (I might like anime, but that doesn't make me a screaming, babbling, blushing, raving, squealing, hyper-ventilating fangirl! And I might be Irish, but I ain't drunk...maybe...!)
19. Do you like to dance?
Not really. I'm not good at it either - the extent of my dancing is a little hand-wave thing and some kind of demented hula.
20. George Bush.
Who? That's something American, right? I don't know much about America.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
I don't plan on having children, but perhaps Edana? But I kinda like Elysia. And Rina. And Kanako.
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Prob'ly Charlie. Or Roy. No, not after Roy Mustang! I’ve always like the name Roy.
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Sure. I love to travel.
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
Congratulations, you have somehow made it to heaven despite almost being the embodiment of some of the seven deadly sins! (In order of which I fall prey to most often: Sloth, Lust, Greed, Envy, Pride. FMA fans; lol, I am a homunculus.) And you also favour science over religion and hardly ever go to church and often question the legitimacy of my existence!
FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), NinjasWillRuleTheWorld (Australia),Shadowtheangel (Sweden), Ice Prince Hitsugaya (USA), Toph Hitsugaya (Australia), ZakuroU (Australia)
Put your iPod, media player etc. on shuffle and skip to the next song to get the answers to the following questions. PUT THE NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
Alright, first off, most of the songs on my iPod are on there attached to albums. Some of them I love, some I can't stand and some I don't even know. So don't think my answers to the questions are the kinds of songs I'm into.
1. What's my mood like right now?
Collide by Leona Lewis and Avicii. I totally feel like I wanna bodily slam things right now. Spot on, quiz!
2. How's tomorrow going to be for me?
Hey (Nah neh nah) by Milk and Sugar vs. Vaya Con Dios. Makes sense…maybe.
3. What kind of person am I?
Love is Darkness by Sander Van Doorn feat. Carol Lee. Mm, philosophical.
4. Am I loved?
C-California King Bed… by Rihanna…
5. How can I achieve my highest potential?
Give Me Everything by Pitbull feat. Ne-yo, Afrojack and Nayer. I have always been pretty greedy and ambitious, I 'spose…
6. What should I do with my life?
Louder (Put your Hands up) by Chris Willis. So I need to be louder? I didn't think it was humanly possible, but hey, you're the random-song-test-quiz-thing-dude-guy.
7. Is everything going to be all right in the end?
Alejandro by Lady Gaga. (Sarcastically) Sure, sure, that's right.
8. What is my best quality?
Maniac by Adlicious. Maniac. I am maniacal. Of course. Of course. Yeah.
9. How does my love life look?
Holidays by Miami Horror (Radio Edit). I think I…that sorta makes sense…but then not really…but then I don't… Ah, whatever.
10. What's the meaning of life?
Rapture by Nadia Ali (Avicii Radio Edit). That makes sense not.
11. What do people think of me?
Coming Home by Diddy-Dirty Money feat. Skylar Grey. I quite like that song. Apparently I spend a lot of time outside my home.
12. Would I make a good lover?
Best Night by LMFAO. So…yes? I think I would anyway.
13. How crazy am I?
Dirty Situation by Mohombi feat. Akon. Now that's just messed up.
14. Will I have a good life in general?
Every Teardrop is a Waterfall by Coldplay. I'll take that as a no. Well, time for some fate-crushing. I'm going to be rich and famous, so stuff you, random-song-test-quiz-thing-dude-guy.
15. Will someone ever really love me?
Own This Club by Marvin Priest. WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO GET A STRAIGHT ANSWER AROUND HERE?!
16. Can anybody and I ever be more than friends?
The Flood by Take That. Okay, I think random-song-test-quiz-thing-dude-guy is mad at me. It's throwing floods at me and yelling, 'TAKE THAT!'
17. What's going to happen to me this week?
Dry Your Eyes by Ben Saunders. But I haven't cried in years… Could this be a bad omen…?
18. Where will I be a year from now?
Riviera Life by Caro Emerald. That's a little less cryptic, but no, probably not.
19. What is my fondest wish?
Bright Lights, Bigger City by Cee Lo Green. YES. Love the big cities. Not my fondest wish, but pretty close.
20. What is the love of my life doing at this very moment?
Who's That Girl? by Guy Sebastian feat. Eve. I think if I had a love of my life I might be heartbroken.
21. How did my parents meet?
Just the Way You Are by Bruno Mars. I give up. That just… Well, at least it's a love song.
22. How will I die?
We Are Who We Are by Ke$ha. I don't know how I'm gonna die, but at least I'll die being myself.
23. What song will be played at my funeral?
Feel so Close by Calvin Harris. Now, I like the song, but I don't think I'd have it played at my funeral. (I'd want In the End by Linkin Park, or something I love.)
24. What will happen after I die?
What if by Jason Derulo. That makes a bit of sense.
25. What will I dream about tonight?
Big World by Jaqueline. That's acceptable.
26. How does my media player feel about me?
Pack Up by Eliza Doolittle. It must want me to clean my room…
27. If someone says, "Is this okay?" you say...
All My Life by Thirsty Merc. Oh, I love that song so very much. It is awesome. ("Is this okay?" "All my life." "Thanks!")
28. How would you describe yourself?
Moves like Jagger by Maroon Five. Definitely. I'm so moves like Jagger you wouldn't even believe it. In fact, I'm so very moves like Jagger it should be against the law. My moves like Jagger-ness is so extreme, it's like, through the roof on the moves-like-Jagger scale. (Great song, though.)
29. What do you like in a girl/guy?
Take me in by VanVelzen. Yeah, someone who'll take me to their house when it's raining and I don't have an umbrella.
30. What is your life's purpose?
All Night Long by LMFAO. I'm not quite sure how to interpret that.
31. What is your motto?
Fireflies by Owl City. Well, at least I didn't get that last song for this question…
32. What do your friends think of you?
If You Ever Come Back by The Script. (Love that song, by the way) Yes, I leave my friends behind and stuff. (No.)
33. What do you think of often?
Wonder Why by Julian Peretta. YES! FINALLY AN ANSWER I GET! I'm always thinking that! (Wonder why humans do this when faced with this, wonder why my stereo turns plastic into sound, wonder why that graffiti is the whole way up there, wonder why this random-song-test-quiz-thing-dude-guy is giving me such dumb answers, etc, etc.)
34. What do you think of your best friend?
Bleeding Love by Rihanna. Yeeeaaah…no. I have several best friends, but that doesn't really apply to any of them…
35. What do you think of the person you like?
For the First Time by The Script. Cool, cool. I like that answer. And the song. But what person I like? There isn't one.
36. What is your life story?
Glad You Came by The Wanted. According to this random-song-test-quiz-thing-dude-guy, I don't show up for stuff a lot and people often wonder where I am and when I'm coming home. Hm.
37. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Pffft! B-B-Brittany Spears'…Hahahah! C-C-Criminal! Nyahahaha! That's hilarious, because it's an answer that makes sense but won't ever happen. I plan to be either an author, manga artist or actor.
38. What do you think when you see the person you like?
Light it Up by Stan Walker feat. Static Revenger. Yeah, cool. That sounds about right. As soon as I start liking someone, I'm sure I'll think that.
39. What will you dance to at your wedding?
Galaxy by Jessica Mauboy feat. Stan Walker. Nope, nope, nope. You got it all wrong. If I ever get married, I won't be dancing to that.
40. What do you think of your friends?
Animal by Neon Trees. Okay then.
Well. Goodbye, Mr. Random-song-test-quiz-thing-dude-guy. It's been fun…I s'pose…
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Fav Character Game
Fullmetal Alchemist Style!
1. Maes Hughes
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Riza/Black Hayate. Well, there's something you don't see every day. A woman and her dog... Yeah, that'd probably be a crackfic, so it'd be really funny, so maybe, just maybe, I might read it. If it were a serious story, then no. Definitely not.
2. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
No, but there are a few multi-chapter stories with chapters from Fuery's point of view. Pretty good ones, too.
3. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Roy and Riza. That could not have gone better if I'd planned it myself. Of course they would! What Fullmetal fan doesn't ship Royai? Even I do! They'd be so cute together. (Hughes moment.)
4. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Ling/Fuery or Ling/Breda. Hm, bit of an odd question, eh? I don't think either of those would turn out very well, but I'm gonna hafta say Ling/Breda. Because they both eat heaps so neither will protest to massive meals, and I think that Fuery is too sweet and quiet to be with someone as crazy and surrounded-by-danger as Ling.
5. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Confused. Ed/Breda? Where did that even come from? A summary, eh...? Well, that'll be hard. Here goes...
Every time Ed barges into the office, he marches straight past my desk. Up to Roy's. Always Roy's. I watch him with the hope that one day, he'll come over here instead, and talk to me, and then we can go out and have all-you-can-eat buffet.
6. Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Hughes/Armstrong? I pray to God that there isn't. PRAY. TO. GOD.
7. Suggest a title and summary for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
WHAAAA?! Al and Denny?! What happened here? I don't like this question.
Title: Don't Punch Me
Summary: Denny is genuinely sorry for hitting Alphonse after the armoured soul snuck into the fifth lab with his brother. He goes to apologise, but accidentally gives the boy more than he bargained for...
8. If you wrote a Songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?
A songfic about Major Armstrong. Hmmmmm... Can I pick the American anthem? I don't know, it just suits the situation somehow... Bwah. Anything with totally over-the-top trumpets and violins and things.
9. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
I have no idea. I don't think I've ever read a fic based solely on Ling. He does appear in fics about other characters a lot, though.
10. Insert the names;
Maes and Alphonse are in a happy relationship until Kain runs off with Jean. Maes, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Black Hayate and a brief unhappy affair with Denny, then follows the wise advice of Ling and finds true love with Edward.
What. The. Fudge. Just... Just... What. Where was Gracia when all this was happening? Why does Ling have wise advice? How do you have a one-night stand with a dog? Why is Maes dating the Elric brothers?
WHAT IS THIS MAHOGANY?!
11. Four invites Three and Eight to their house for dinner. What happens?
Havoc invites Armstrong and Edward to his house. Well, it's more like a dorm, isn't it? He lives in the military dorms, doesn't he? Dunno. Anyways, Armstrong is not impressed by the drabness of the place, and so he decides to use the skills of interior decorating that have been passed down the Armstrong line for generations. Edward is just wondering when they'll get to eat, because he's starving.
Havoc faints in shock because his kitchen is now pink, and Armstrong is being shirtless and sparkly all over the place.
Edward complains that he's hungry, so Armstrong begins cooking. Luckily, the cooking skills passed down his family line are much better than the interior decorating ones, so he manages to cook a giant buffet, and Edward is ecstatic. Havoc is awestruck when he comes to.
Everyone is attracted to the wonderful smell of Armstrong's cooking, and they all come to share the food.
And they all lived happily ever after!
Except for Havoc and his dorm-mates, who now have to repaint the kitchen and round up all the residual sparkles whizzing about the place.
12. Nine tries to get Five to go to a yoga class. What happens?
Fuery tries to get Ling going to a yoga class.
Ling obliges, happy to be doing something that reminds him of his home in Xing. They both have a great time, and the two end up becoming friends and meet each other for yoga each week.
Now, everyone, picture Ling Yao and Kain Fuery doing yoga. (The pose where you put your feet behind your head.) Hilarious, am I right?!
13. You need to stay at a friend's house. Do you choose One or Six?
Whee! I pick one! Because Hughes is awesome! And then I can play with Elysia, and I know I won't hafta cook because Gracia can cook! And! And! I would love this opportunity!
Staying at Riza's would be awesome as well, but I'd be kinda scared she might have lots of rules and that she might shoot at me if I accidentally break something.
14. Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens?
Edward falls in love with Riza. Armstrong is jealous.
Okay, Ed and Riza was weird that I could handle, but Armstrong being jealous?! That's flipping absurd!
Okay, so, Edward asks Riza out, but Riza says he's much too young for her, and he shrugs it off, saying he has no idea why he asked in the first place. Armstrong just keeps watching Riza from the sidelines and all is somewhat right with the world...and then Roy burns both Edward and Armstrong for a reason that shall remain unknown.
15. Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? Ten, Two, or Seven?
Alright, I have no ideas why I've been attacked by Havoc, but the one who's most likely to rescue me out of Breda, Roy or Alphonse would probably be Breda, because they're friends and he would probably be able to dissuade Havoc from doing anything violent without actually hurting him.
Because Roy might flame him, and Alphonse is just a kid, so he might not know how to handle the situation very well.
16. One decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later, what happens?
Everyone in the audience is now tasting Gracia's apple pie, and the whole of Amestris has seen three hundred and eighteen photos of Elysia, who also happens to be there wearing a tiny little apron.
If you still can't remember who number one is, then WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?!
17. Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?
Edward has to marry either Havoc, Fuery or Armstrong.
Well, it's not gonna be Armstrong, I'll tell you that much.
Probably Fuery, because Havoc is trying so hard to get a girl, and not even Edward is mean enough to deprive him of that.
Also, Fuery would just be like, "That's okay, you don't even have to pretend you love me. We can just do this thing then get out of each other's hair." Because he's very understanding a lot of the time.
18. Seven kidnaps Two, and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?
Alphonse kidnaps Roy, and demands something from Ling for his release... Wtf? Why is Al kidnapping Roy? Just wtf? Does Ling even /know/ who Roy is? Well, I suppose he would demand... Um... What does Ling even own? He's like, King Mooch! Does he even have any possessions worth talking about? Alright, let's just say he demands Ling's awesome poofy trousers... That makes no sense, does it?
19. You get to meet either One or Six. Who do you choose?
One. One. One. One. One. One. Six would be cool, but still One. One.
20. Ten challenges Four to a chariot race. Why?
Breda challenges Havoc to a chariot race because everyone in the office is bored and they've run out of things to bet on.
21. Everyone gangs up on Three. What happens?
Alright, so, they all gang up on Edward. Yeah, he might be able to beat each of them individually, ('cept maybe Roy or Al) but all of them against him? Yeah, he's done for. I expect he'd put up a good fight, and that maybe something along these lines would occur:
Hughes, Breda, Havoc, Fuery and Denny all stay back because they know there isn't any way they can take Edward on. So they're standing behind the front line with guns, in case Edward does manage to bring down the others.
Alphonse is waiting off to the right side of Edward because he really doesn't want to have to fight his brother and everyone understands this.
Roy is standing a few metres in front of Edward, his gloves ready and his plan good to go.
Riza is at Roy's side, ready to protect him if needs be. Black Hayate is at her side, ready to help.
Ling is a little way to the left of Edward, and Armstrong is behind the Fullmetal Alchemist, meaning he is surrounded.
The fight starts and Edward begins by evading any flames or bullets Roy and Riza shoot at him, whilst fighting off Ling. After about twenty minutes, he defeats Ling by trapping him in a freshly transmuted cage and shackles.
Then Armstrong jumps in, and an epic battle ensues. This time it's forty-five minutes before Armstrong is defeated and Roy's plan to wear Edward down is beginning to take effect.
Edward is now struggling to evade the flames and bullets, and his cloak is getting destroyed. Alphonse is the next to go in, as he can see his brother is beginning to tire and that it won't take much to bring him down. So they spar for about ten minutes, and then Alphonse smashes Edward right in the back of the head and knocks him out.
Roy is pleased that his plan has worked, and begins to wonder why on earth he was attacking Edward in the first place.
Alphonse carries his brother away to treat his wounds and Armstrong finally gets back up. Everyone leaves, but they forget about Ling, who eventually manages to eat his way out of the cage.
(*Always goes crazy on fight scenes*)
22. Everyone is invited to Two and Ten's wedding except for Eight. How do they react?
Roy and Breda are getting married, but don't invite Armstrong.
Our favourite sparkly major shows up anyway, saying that his invitation must have been lost in the mail. Roy sighs, knowing that he probably should have invited Armstrong after all.
But he's here now and everything is okay...except for the fact that Roy and Breda are getting married.
23. Why is Six afraid of Seven?
In reality, I don't think either of them are scared of each other. But let's say that Riza is scared of Alphonse because wherever there's Alphonse, there's Edward, which means that Roy will spend more time teasing him than doing his paperwork.
24. Ten gathers everyone around to tell them a fairytale. What happens?
Breda tells a fairytale! Interesting! He tells everyone the story Cinderella, and Elysia (who Hughes brought, of course) loved it. Alphonse was happy because someone was reading him a story, and Edward fell asleep. All the soldiers went back to work, wondering why that had just happened, and Ling just wondered why he was even there.
25. One arrives late for Two and Ten's wedding. What happens? Why were they late?
Hughes is late for Roy's and Breda's wedding because he was taking lots and lots of photos of Elysia dressed as a flower girl, and he also had to pick up Armstrong (who had just found out about the party because he wasn't invited and needed someone to pick him up). Roy and Breda understand that he had to take a load of photos because he's Hughes, and they all celebrated. And all was right with the world...EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT ROY AND BREDA ARE GETTING MARRIED!!
Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the heck is drinking my dang coffee.
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do.
Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese. There are five people in my family so it must be one of them. It's ether my mum or dad. Or my older brother Will. Or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu. But I think it's Will.
A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.
If you only break for falling Jedi Masters, I congratulate you.
Invade and dominate Wonka Factory and become a Sith Chocolateer today!
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?
A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
Why do all superheroes wear spandex? Does it provide more lift or something?
Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous: You suck.
A rabbi, a priest, and a duck walked into a bar. The bartender looked up and said, "What is this? A joke?"
A rejected invention: Instant water! Just add water!
Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Just say no to drugs. Because if your drugs are talking to you, you've probably had too many.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
When in doubt, push random buttons!
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.
Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where's my ceiling?"
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
Slinky Escalator = Endless fun.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
I used to have superpowers, but then my therapist took them away.
Always take the time to smell the roses...and sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.
Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
Some people are like slinkies. They are pretty much useless, but always bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
I am always late for work, but I make up for it by leaving early.
The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.
Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.
I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.
The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.
Be OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die!!
Sometimes I Wonder, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" and then it hits me!!
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am.
Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
Normal people worry me
The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
"I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down."
The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.
ADOST: Attention Deficit-Ohh Shiny Thing
Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
You know you're a geek when procrastination doesn't affect your grades.
Relax. Nothing is ok...
Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.
You don't have to be faster than the bear; you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!
I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly.
Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?"
I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive.
Whoever said "words don't hurt" have obviously never had a hard-backed encyclopedia hurled at their head.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Robbers stab you in the stomach. Boyfriends stab you in the heart. Friends stab you in the back. Best friends poke you with straws.
Earth is full. Go home.
Flying is very simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
I'm only mean to people who tell me to be nice!
Curiosity killed whoever got in my way.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
Smile. It scares people.
An overly positive attitude may not be enough to solve a problem, but it sure ticks people off enough for it to be worth it!
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff or bridge...
There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
The cops never find it as funny as you do.
Reality is for people who lack imagination.
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
People say I've lost my sanity, but I can't lose what I never had.
Nine out of the ten voices in my head agree that I'm insane. The tenth is off chasing cars.
The voices in my head don’t like you.
Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window or break down a door.
I used to have a life, but that was before video games!
You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
So if I have to expect the unexpected does that mean I'm expecting the expected which is expecting? (I'm really confused now.)
Normality will be restored as soon as we're sure what it is.
Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies natural desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change. (Will my left leg do?)
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
Never doubt the power of an extremely pissed off woman. (‘Specially if it’s Teacher.)
Life is like a pack of gum . . . I've yet to figure out why.
Be insane . . . because well behaved kids never made history.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
Growing old is mandatory . . . growing up is optional . . .
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
I'm not random, I just have many thougt- OH! A DUCK!
I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face.
Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge.
WARNING: Jumping into toxic waste does not give you superpowers.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but then it gets boring, so I go back to being me.
When nothing goes right... go left.
I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me.
It's a beautiful day, now watch some idiot screw it up.
OOOH.. DRAMA! Let's get popcorn!
Do NOT interrupt me when I am talking to myself.
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems...
Do it today! It might be illegal tomorrow!
The first sign of madness is talking to yourself. The second is when the voices in your head answer back.
Allow me to introduce my selves.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid
And to think you are the result of millions of years of evolution.
There's nothing that can't be fixed with duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over.
Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
Not all people are annoying. . . . Some are dead.
Chaos, panic, & disorder -- my work here is done.
Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
Make like a guillotine and head off.
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. (Which is where I am.)
I stopped fighting my inner demons quite some time ago. We're on the same side now.
If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable.
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
All work and no play means you will die in seven days.
I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous.
Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.
WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.
If I throw a stick, will you go away?
Best friends know how stupid you are and still choose to be with you in public.
I am NOT saying you’re stupid...I'm just implying it.
Don't try to out-weird me -- I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.
You don't like me, well it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.
You say 'crazy' like it's a bad thing.
I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do, kill me?
When in doubt, make up words!
Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.
I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it. (And I may or may not be responsible for setting you alight in the first place.)
What happens if you scare someone half to death twice?
I'm the person your mother warned you about.
There is intelligent life on Earth, but I'm just visiting.
I'm not as dumb as you look.
I'm sorry, I forgot you were an idiot.
Out of my mind, be back in 5 minutes.
Excuse me, but do I look like someone who cares?
Hand over the video game controller and no one gets hurt!
If attitude could kill, I'd be a weapon of mass destruction.
Do NOT, under any circumstances, talk to me when I'm talking to myself.
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
WARNING: If you ask a stupid question you might get a smart ass reply.
I come with my own background music.
If you are grouchy, mean, irritable, or just plain stupid, there will be a $500 dollar fee an hour to put up with you. (I've had to put up with a lot of people lately so my price multiplied by ten.)
THINK: It's not illegal...yet.
My life is one of those "YOU HAD TO BE THERE!" jokes.
Friends will say, "You deserve better." True friends will call him and say, "You'll die in seven days."
So many humans and yet so few with BRAINS.
Stupidity is NOT handicapped! Park elsewhere!
If you knew what you were doing you'd probably be bored.
Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have their head examined.
Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.
I would imagine that if you understood Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt.
Did you say "Afraid of" me or "A Freak" to me? Because seriously, there both compliments.
When you're a kid, "I'm going to tell your mom," is the scariest sentence ever.
Sarcasm: Because beating the crap out of people is illegal.
It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.
I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.
I'm never wrong. I once thought I was wrong, but it turns out, I was mistaken.
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.
No one will win the battle of the sexes. There is too much flirting with the enemy.
I'm one of those people that laughs at a joke 3 times:
Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the fire department generally uses water. Unless it’s a chemical fire; then they use foam.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. Now would be one of those times.
There is no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people who ask questions.
Never play leap-frog with a unicorn. You learn that the really hard way.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Sometimes my mind wonders; other times it leaves completely.
There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
People are always telling you that change is a good thing, but what they're really saying is that something that you didn't want to happen just happened.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to be controlling it.
Hard work pays off later. Laziness pays off now!
Before I speak, I have something important to say.
My attention span would be a hell of a lot longer if things weren't so damn shiny!
Yolo backwards is Only Losers Obey Yolo.
There a 50-50-90 for everything. Every time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right. You have a 90% chance of getting it wrong.
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
If you find yourself caught up in a misunderstanding that could be cleared up quickly with a simple explanation, for goodness sake, keep your mouth shut.
One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them than 20 men firing at one man.
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out?" (Makes me think of Edward Elric, ya know?)
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A mysterious figure appears before you, it's face cast into shadows by the midnight blue hood hanging over it's face. Tufts of golden-brown hair poke out at the sides and you catch a flash of brown eyes as it's gaze flicks towards you.
Intrigued, you step forward to intercept the figure, but it growls and sprints a few steps backwards. You halt, scared of chasing it further away.
A few seconds pass before a small shape comes barreling out of the nearby bushes and into the elusive figure.
"Neesan!" it shouts, black hair whirling and eyes flashing. "Stop trying to be mysterious! It doesn't suit you!"
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..and then faceplant.
The figure has substituted itself with Vic Mignogna, who looks around confusedly before wandering off to find a convention to appear and hug cosplayers at.
"NEESAN!" shouts the furry, glaring at a retreating form on a distant rainbow. "I TOLD YOU NOT TO RANDOMLY WRITE VOICE ACTORS INTO STUPID SPOOFS!"
"NYAAHAHAHA! When have I ever listened to you, little sister Chibineko?!" The figure has a voice that sounds like a mix of America's, Shikamaru Nara's and Roy Mustang's in their English dubs.
You look after the rainbow, disappointed. You wanted to see that person.
A cry of "HUGHES IS AWESOME!!" is carried back on the wind.
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