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Author has written 9 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, and Naruto.
Oh hey, I'm really sorry about this unannounced hiatus, guys... (Well, semi-announced...)
I'm going on a mysterious training journey called 'high school' and also Haikyuu!!. But don't worry! I'll come back!
As soon as I have re-ignited my inspiration - 'cause you guys should know by now that I'm not going to give you a chapter I didn't put my heart and soul into.
In the mean time, you can find my collaborated Haikyuu!! fic, 'Crumbling Foundations', under the pen name 'Embrace-the-Mustard'. I'm working on that currently, so if you ever feel like a taste of my style again, that's there for you.
Until my search concludes! I'll see you next time!
(THESUPERNOVA IS AMAZING AND I ABSOLUTELY LOVE PIE) She wrote that...but I do love pie.
"OH, GREAT AND POWERFUL GODS OF FANFICTION, WHAT DO YOU REQUIRE A LOWLY TOASTER-FOR-BRAINS LIKE ME TO PUT IN THIS SPACE?!" Zakuro howled off the edge of the cliff and into the heavens.
A bolt of mystical lightning zapped down from the thunderous sky, violins and drums slamming in the background and the lighting of the scene dimming in a dramatic effect as the answer was revealed to her.
All of a sudden, the special effects faded and the sprite touched a hand to it's chin in deep comprehension. "Oh. I see."
It turned to you, grinning maniacally. "Utter nonsense."
(And a lot of talking about me because apparently that's a thing I like to do.)
The whole SOPA affair:
If FFN ever does vanish, you can find me on Wattpad under 'TheFullmetalAlfred'. I will email you the rest of my stories from there, if needs be. I'm also on deviantART as 'DammitHughes'. There's art there now! And my 'Archive of Our Own' name is 'Captain_Hughes_ZU'!
(The rabbit engineered toaster made me do it.)
Change one letter in the name of a main D. Gray-Man character for my first name, then scramble up the letters of my hometown for my second.
I'm not going to give you my true name, so you can call me Zakuro. I also respond to Zakkie, Sir Komswag and ROIII MASTANGU!!
This year, I'll be the same age as the Todd Haberkorn character from either D. Gray-Man (or FMA, they're the same age), Fairy Tail, Hetalia or Ouran High School Host Club.
I was born in Northern Ireland, and my bloodline is almost entirely Irish apart from a little bit of me that's Scottish. And I'm not even ginger! XD This is good because I can now say I am Northern Irish or Australian depending on what I feel like. Or United Kingdomese if I'm feeling sassy. But strangely enough, I've been approached by at least three people who thought I was American... Must be the hybrid accent...
Umm... Somewhere in the world...in Australia...OH! It has a two in it.
Dreams or ambitions:
A Little About Me (via internet quizzes):
I am an ENTJ type on the MBTI. Characters I am mentally similar to because of this are James Potter, Roy Mustang, Erwin Smith, Sokka, Rocket Racoon and Tetsurou Kuroo.
Strengths: Upbeat and energetic, hard to embarrass, challenges authority.
Weaknesses: Not in touch with emotions, can be uncooperative, slightly arrogant.
And yeah... I just find this junk interesting! XD
I like Anime, Manga, reading, chewing gum, windows and writing. Also, the smell of books. And the Periodic table. I love the Periodic table to no end. I like to post the :D face, and whenever I see my friends I yell 'YO!' at the top of my lungs. And hamburgers. And Big Hero 6, I really like Big Hero 6.
Okay, these are my tippy-top highest most favouritest foods in all the known universe forever;
Stupid-rain and other water-related substances, hospitals, needles, pumpkin soup and a bunch of other stuff I can't think of right now.
Shounen Ai, Yaoi, HomoHomo or Whatever else you may call it:
Not really much of a fan, but I'm not against either of them. I'm not a fan of many Fullmetal Alchemist Yaoi pairings, especially not RoyXEdward or RoyXHughes. (Parental or friend fluff is okay though. Hell, I live off that stuff.) There are some in other fandoms that I enjoy though!
Since this is also relevant, I believe in equality and freedom. If homosexual people wish to be homosexual, they should do so. People deserve the freedom to do and be who they please - the more restrictions we put on the masses, the closer we get to living in the dystopian fiction story where the government controls our every breath. Which means if you support Edvy or HughesRoy, DON'T LET ME DISCOURAGE YOU! YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME! KEEP FIGHTING FOR YOUR SHIPS, GUYS! I LOVE YOU ALL!
FREEDOM OF THE PEOPLE!
(I went on a freedom tangent under a completely unrelated subject...)
Love 'em. One of my favourite things EVER. My persuasive thingy; if you have a friend who's an aspiring author, and they ask you to read their story, you don't just read it and then walk away without saying anything, do you? No, you say, "That's awesome!" or "This could have been better" or "Here's how to improve" or "I liked this part".
So, people, think of me as your aspiring author friend who strives only to know what you think of my writing! ...Okay, I strive for other stuff as well, but this is one of them.
HUGHES AND GRACIA ARE MY OTP! And Royai is the most...BLAAAHILOVEIT. EdWin, ShikaTema, ShikaNeji, ShinraXCelty, GiroNatsu. (As you can probably tell, not much of a romance fan.)
I'll put up with any ship if the story is good, EXCEPT FOR ONE.
Specifically, Parental/Brother/friendship ships (Because I am lame and I brOTP everything):
Parental!RoyEd (Don't lie Zakkie. That's not a ship, that's a lifestyle.), Parental!RizaAl, Parental!RoyAl, Parental!RizaEd, Brotherly!EdAl, Parental!KakaSasu, Parental!SullyBoo, Parental!HughesEd, Parental!HughesAl, Parental!HughesElycia, Friendship!HughesRoy, Sibling!KomuiLenalee, Friendship!KandaLavi, Parental/Bortherly!USUK, Brotherly!Johnlock, Brotherly!TaitoRyuukou, Parental!SvenEve and basically anything else you can think of that I forgot.
MUSTARD FOR THE WIN! (Have coined the ship name Mustard for Parental! Roy and Ed. HOW DID WE NOT SEE THIS?)
FIREARM WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (As in, Riza and Roy as Ed's parents.)
Basically, if it's parental or brotherly, I'll ship it. (Unless it's something really weird like Parental!Edvy... I wonder if that exists...)
Genres I read/write often:
Humour, hurt/comfort, adventure. (Parental!EdRo--I mean Parental!RoyEd, sorry... Inside jokes.)
I also have a habit of making whatever I say or write sound like an insult. I hope you don't take offense from anything I post. Hope you have fun reading my stories. And to anyone who got a guest review under the name Z. U, that was me before I got a profile.
I'M GOING TO AVCON TODAY! (The day that I updated my profile on about six months ago. Since then, I've been to both Oz Comic Con and Supanova). AND I'M GOING TO AVCON TOMORROW! (Another six months after that.) AND I'M GOING TO SUPANOVA NEXT WEEK! (November that year.)
Also, how can one person be so good at science and so bad at cooking...?
THE STORY OF HOW ZAKURO'S BRAIN IS A TOASTER:
Zakuro was a smart little cookie - because it was born with a brain. This is the story of why it is now incredibly smart LOGICALLY, but has no sense of anything regarding common sense or how to act in social situations.
At the age of six, Zakuro's younger sister Chibineko received a pet rabbit. Little did they know, this rabbit was an EVIL rabbit! (They should have known from it's red eyes!) During the night, the evil bunny rallied it's troops and STOLE ZAKURO'S BRAIN IN IT'S SLEEP! D: OH NOES!
They stir fried little Zakuro's brain with lots of CARROTS! And they stewed it up with potatoes and turned it into CHOP SUEY! Then they mixed it with magical unicorn juice, Tardis petrol, and a super-duper rock from Atlantis that tasted like FISH GUTS! D: Then they ATE IT!
AH! EEVIL ZOMBEH BUNNEHS!
But, the evil zombie bunnies realised that Chibineko would suspect something if her big sibling woke up a total idiot without a brain. So, they replaced it! WITH A TOASTER! AHH!
However, it was a genetically engineered toaster! This made Zakuro very clever!
ZAKURO COULD USE THE POWERS OF SMARTNESS AND SARCASM! :D
But, it had some downsides...
THE TOASTER DOES NOT FUNCTION IN THE RAIN! D:
Ever since Zakuro had it's brain taken by evil zombie bunnies, it has been able to write. The toaster loves Fullmetal Alchemist (because it is a toaster, duh), which is good because Zakuro loves it too. And the toaster is in love with Zakuro's radio, Cassidy. (No, it does not love the family toaster. The family toaster is the Cinnamon Bun of toasters).
That is the story of how Zakuro's brain was replaced by a toaster.
(Zakuro would like to add that it is neither drunk or on drugs. It just likes to write things like this.)
(P. S., I really want to say thank you for reading because everyone knows that neesan won't, so yeah, thanks. *bows head in respect* Yours sincerely, Chibineko Senju.)
Mah buddies! (My friends on Fanfiction.Net who I know in real life!)
Toph Hitsugaya, Hamburger-san, loonyluna901, Russia Psycho, TheSupernova, Matthew kirkland, Spidey19, Cassy007 and that-crafty-otaku. SHOUT OUT TO YOU BROS! :D
Don't really know 'em but they're awesome! (Dudes whose work you should check out!)
Do a Barrel Roll, The Kazekage of the Suna, MoffandAvencore, Sevlow, Strix 4, Victorious-Mind, LordTicky, D1g1m0ncrazy and Allypallycally1. These guys have some awesome fics!
I will now proceed to recommend my favourite FMA fanfics. Now, this is just my opinion but... I graded them on this;
Skill - Grammar and layout and flow and all that nice stuff.
Don't be sad if you think it deserved more stars - if you do, PM me and I'll grade it up one. The authors included. Just remember I love ALL these stories SO MUCH, so even if it didn't get five stars in a specific area, it's still PERFECT!
DAILIES BY ARKTOS
This. Is my hands-down favourite multi-chapter short story fic OF ALL TIME. I could rave about this for MILES, but I'll cut it short. Each story is amazingly written, brilliantly in character and with a fantastic idea behind it. I think I've scared the author a few times with my reviews, but it was worth it if I could get through to them HOW AWESOME THEIR STORY IS!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! This is my favourite and everyone who has ever heard me talk about it will know that. My sister needed to throw a book at me to make me shut up.
Length: Long, but not if you count by chapters.
CRASH BY SEVLOW
My favourite story...ON ALL OF THIS SITE. THAT'S RIGHT. THE WHOLE DARNED THING. I READ IT BEFORE I HAD A PROFILE AND IT TOOK ME A FULL YEAR TO TRACK IT DOWN AGAIN. BUT I DID NOT GIVE UP. THAT'S HOW MUCH I LOVE IT.
Length: Mid-size AND EVERY WORD IS PERFECT.
By Chance or Changing Course by Arktos - A brilliant Parental!RoyEd. I'll assume it has been discontinued, but what's there is DEFINITELY worth reading. Basically, a train explodes, the two of them are lost in the cold north and Edward has been temporarily blinded. EPIC TALE ENSUES
Length: Pretty long.
444 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do in Amestris by Do a Barell Roll -This one is for everyone who wants humour. One of my favourite funny stories on this site, it lists funny scenarios and parodies for FMA characters to get stuck in... In short, an explosion of pop culture. That one's a must read if there ever was one.
Length: Eh, long.
Privileges by MoffandAvencore - This is another selection of short stories based on the Elric brothers. To be honest, I'm jealous I didn't think of this myself! It's a really great idea, really cute and super awesome. It mostly covers little bits and pieces the series missed originally, and each of them are really great! I loved reading this SOOOOOOOO much.
Length: Not too long.
100 Faces of Roy Mustang by Firefly264 - A collection of short-short stories about our beloved idiot genius jerkass pyro Colonel. I like this story a lot because I like Roy a lot, and it really does his character justice. There is one chapter in there I really love because the symbolism is beautiful. (I almost cried like Armstrong.) Go read that if you're looking for something short (feels, humour or otherwise).
Length: Mid-size, short if you read each chapter individually.
Outsmarted, Outgunned, Outwitted and Dwarfed by Doppler Effect
A short and humourous retelling of Roy's men meeting Edward and Alphonse. It is hilarious, bloody well written and could easily be canon because of how in character everyone is. Definitely a favourite of mine, please take a look. It's worth your time. Short and witty and Roy gets absolutely PWNED by Ed. What more could you want? XD
Not Yet by Firefly264 - Angsty Roy and Ed to save the day. MANY LOVE AND SUCH DO WANT. Shortish.
If you want Hetalia;
Folie a Plusiers by CaCoPhAnY Of ScReAmS - A mental hospital EPIC! So in character and such a great plot! DO WANT!
My Precious Child by Toph Hitsugaya - Yes, this is my friend, but I'm not being biased! This is genuinely an adorable story in an AU where Lithuania adopts a toddler Poland. It's so cute and fluffy and GAH! FLUFF! Go check it out for me!
Signed: From Your Not So Loyal Author by Kazekage of the Suna - In a nutshell, it is Gaara's diary. It's very well written and freaking HILARIOUS. I swear, no joke is out of bounds in this story, and the Sand Sib's interactions are so funny. (If you like it, also read 'Signed From: The Sand Siblings'.)
And if you're looking for more good fics, there are more EPIC TALES OF AWESOMENESS under my favourited stories. Remember, these are just my opinions, so... The stories might end up being even better than you expected from these reviews! They're all so AWESOOOOOOOME!!!!
Stuff I like to do that has something to do with anime/manga:
MY FAVOURITE ANIME/MANGA EVER IS FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST. I love many series, but none other than this make me flail around on my bed and cry like Armstrong quite as well.
The first anime I watched:
The first anime I ever watched... Well, probably Pokemon and Astro Boy when I was about four years old. (Sure, I had no idea what an anime was at the time, but that's besides the point.) However! The first anime properly watched was probably Naruto.
SGT Frog and Inuyasha, at about the same time.
My favourite manga/animes are;
My favourite video games are;
Favourite Celebrities and Semi-Famous People
Favourite Bands and Singers
I could go on, but I won't.
Manga or anime I have read or watched, and one or two favourite characters (in no particular order):
Favourite quotes (from a long list):
All the episode end quotes from FMAB.
Basically anything anyone said in FMA ever. (Unless Envy said it.)
'Seven times down, eight times up.' -Japanese Proverb.
'I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they fly past.' -Douglas Adams
'My body feels like butterflies...' -Allen Walker, D. Gray-Man (I died a little.)
'I believe in God, but I also believe in morality, which is doing what is right regardless of what I am told. Not in religion, which is doing what I am told regardless of what is right.' -Anonymous.
'The world's not perfect, but it's there for us trying the best it can. That's what makes it so damn beautiful.' -Roy Mustang (Fullmetal Alchemist). (Also known as the most used FMA quote IN THE HISTORY OF MAN!!)
"Britain is not an island... Yes, yes it is, but..." -Unidentified MP, on BBC Radio 4
'I did not trip and fall! I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.'
"What a good senpai I am!" -Ryuunosuke Tanaka
'Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.' -Miles Kington
“Sometimes carrying the burden of an upsetting truth, and hiding it, is actually a gift you give to someone else. You bear that burden, so they don’t have to, in a situation where telling them will change nothing.” ― Cassandra Clare
“Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.” ― Oscar Wilde
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.” ― Oscar Wilde, The Happy Prince and Other Stories
“In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.” –Ellen DeGeneres
'The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.'
'America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight.'
“Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.” ― Apple Inc.
“Older men declare war. But it is youth that must fight and die.” ― Herbert Hoover
“There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for.” ― Albert Camus
“Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well."
'I don't know what that means, but it sounds amazing!' -Komui Lee, D. Gray-Man (Best quote ever. Ten out of ten amazingness.)
“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” ― Steve Martin
“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.” ― George Carlin
“You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
“Procrastinate now, don't put it off.” ― Ellen DeGeneres
"Forget what hurt you in the past but never forget what it taught you." -Anonymous
'There is nothing to be gained from dwelling on lost battles.' - General Froi Tiedoll, D. Gray-Man. (Though it's probably been said and worded differently many a time.)
“Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.” ― Mark Twain
“It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!”― Friedrich Nietzsche
"Man is the only creature who refuses to be what he is."— Albert Camus
“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.” ― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
“Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.” ― Mark Twain
“The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you.” ― David Foster Wallace, Infinite Jest
“I have learned now that while those who speak about one's miseries usually hurt, those who keep silence hurt more.” ― C.S. Lewis
“It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one.” ― George Washington (I always respond that way when a teacher asks me why I haven't done my homework. I call it 'Detention with the grace of a president'.)
“Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them.”― Albert Camus, The Myth of Sisyphus and Other Essays
“I quote others only to better express myself.” ― Michel de Montaigne, The Complete Essays
“I want to write a poem about "Truth," "Honor," "Dignity," and whether the toilet paper should roll over or under when you pull on it.” —Jarod Kintz, I Want
“Who is more humble? The scientist who looks at the universe with an open mind and accepts whatever the universe has to teach us, or somebody who says everything in this book must be considered the literal truth and never mind the fallibility of all the human beings involved?” —Carl Sagan
“Real life's nasty. It's cruel. It doesn't care about heroes and happy endings and the way things should be. In real life, bad things happen. People die. Fights are lost. Evil often wins.” —Darren Shan
"Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is really worth fighting for."
"Some people are born great, some people achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them."
"You keep important things in your fridge. For instance, an ice pack if you've been wounded. A bottle of water if you are dying of thirst. And a basket of strawberries if a maniac came up to you and said 'Give me a basket of strawberries right now or I'll poke you with this large stick." -Lemony Snicket
AND NOW! A LOAD of Random Other Stuff that I copied and pasted...
When Life Gives you Lemons, Make Lemonade!
When life gives you mayonnaise... throw it back and say, "B!TCH I ASKED FOR LEMONS!!"
When life gives you lemons throw them back and demand vodka.
When life gives you vodka, call all of your friends for a party.
When life gives you lemons, it wants you to make lemonade. When life gives you apples, it's trying to scare your doctor away.
When life gives you lemons, call him a pervert and ask if he reads fanfiction.
When life gives you oranges, ask what is with his obsession with citruses.
When life gives you lemons, it wants you to make lemonade. When life gives you oranges, it wants you to make orange juice. When life gives you apples, it want you to make apple juice. And when life gives you grapes, it wants you to get drunk.
When life throws you lemons and it hits you in the eye, tell everyone you know "life is a bitch".
When life chucks lemons at you and hits you where it really hurts, squish the lemons and tell everyone, "life hurts you where it hurts you most".
When life gives you lemons, cut them up and squeeze it in your water and plant the leftovers seeds. It will grow into a tree eventually!
When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in someone's eyes.
When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade.
When life gives me lemons, I squirt lemon juice in life’s eyes.
When life gives you lemons you make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how in the seven hells you did it.
When life gives you lemons, thank them and make some lemonade.
When life gives you lemons, giggle like the fangirl you are and wink suggestively at life.
When life gives you lemons, you mail them back in a package along with a "mysterious ticking noise".
When life gives you lemons, you burn life's house down.
When life gives you lemons, find the guy who got the ice and tequila and throw a party.
When life gives you lemons, don't eat them by themselves... You should never eat a lemon by itself...
OKAY!! Who is this LIFE and why is he throwing stuff at People? It probably Hurts!! Of course it does! And re-post this if you hate Life (and add your own quote to 'Life and Lemons'.)
20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:
1: At lunch time, sit in your car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars; see if they slow down
22 Things to do in a Lift (IT'S ACTUALLY 24 BUT SHHHHH DON'T TELL THEM THAT)
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile, and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, Battleground Heart, Kaity the Chameleon, xX-Arianna-hime-Xx,Lillith Black,MewCuxie12,chocolate covered charas, 14AmyChan, AngelicAlchemist93, Manga-neko-96, Musa1992 ValleyOfDeath, ZakuroU
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple, sohma-kitty-1014, Animefangirl55, The White Grim, Amywxue, ZakuroU
REMEMBER WHEN .. getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?'m 0 m' (was your hero)and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblingsand rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?when - WAR- was a card gameand life was simple and care free?remember when all you wanted to doWAS GROW UP?
Copy this onto your profile if you're still five inside, no matter how old you are now.
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That really is so awesome. The mind really is a powerful thing...
Answer Random questions of the day
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
"...that alchemy is a means to realise people's hopes and dreams...and that the military is there to safeguard the country's future." (Riza Hawkeye, FMA vol. 15)
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Teen Titans Go!
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Ads on the TV, a discussion about shoes.
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
I came back from the library.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
My long winded profile...
9. What are you wearing?
Khaki cargo pants, a grey T-shirt and a black cap. And school shoes...
10. Did you dream last night?
I dreamt that a psychopath was trying to destory the world using a bendy sword that looked like a snake and then me and Naruto had to stop him using an opposing sword called Hachiman...
11. When did you last laugh?
At my sister's dancing on the way home from the library.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
A window...some paintings...a really big mirror...and a big clock.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
A copy of VOLUME ONE of the manga I want to read in the library... ;v;
14. What do you think of this quiz?
It's awesome for when you don't have anything to do.
15. What is the last film you saw?
A Knight's Tale.
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
All teh Cosplay. And a house. And a trip around the world! :D
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
When I was little, I dreamt of travelling the world to collect rocks.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I'd put Pokemon in it.
19. Do you like to dance?
Like a demented potato.
20. George Bush.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
No idea. I hate most girl's names.
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
"Of course you can be reincarnated!"
FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), NinjasWillRuleTheWorld (Australia),Shadowtheangel (Sweden), Ice Prince Hitsugaya (USA), Toph Hitsugaya (Australia), ZakuroU (Australia)
Fav Character Game
Fullmetal Alchemist Style!
1. Maes Hughes
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Riza/Black Hayate. Well, there's something you don't see every day. A woman and her dog... Yeah, that'd probably be a crackfic, so it'd be really funny, so maybe, just maybe, I might read it. If it were a serious story, then no. Definitely not.
2. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
No, but there are a few multi-chapter stories with chapters from Fuery's point of view. Pretty good ones, too.
3. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Roy and Riza. That could not have gone better if I'd planned it myself. Of course they would! What Fullmetal fan doesn't ship Royai? Even I do! They'd be so cute together. (Hughes moment.)
4. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Ling/Fuery or Ling/Breda. Hm, bit of an odd question, eh? I don't think either of those would turn out very well, but I'm gonna hafta say Ling/Breda. Because they both eat heaps so neither will protest to massive meals, and I think that Fuery is too sweet and quiet to be with someone as crazy and surrounded-by-danger as Ling.
5. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Confused. Ed/Breda? Where did that even come from? A summary, eh...? Well, that'll be hard. Here goes...
Every time Ed barges into the office, he marches straight past my desk. Up to Roy's. Always Roy's. I watch him with the hope that one day, he'll come over here instead, and talk to me, and then we can go out and have all-you-can-eat buffet.
6. Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Hughes/Armstrong? I pray to God that there isn't. PRAY. TO. GOD.
7. Suggest a title and summary for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
WHAAAA?! Al and Denny?! What happened here? I don't like this question.
Title: Don't Punch Me
Summary: Denny is genuinely sorry for hitting Alphonse after the armoured soul snuck into the fifth lab with his brother. He goes to apologise, but accidentally gives the boy more than he bargained for...
8. If you wrote a Songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?
A songfic about Major Armstrong. Hmmmmm... Can I pick the American anthem? I don't know, it just suits the situation somehow... Bwah. Anything with totally over-the-top trumpets and violins and things.
9. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
I have no idea. I don't think I've ever read a fic based solely on Ling. He does appear in fics about other characters a lot, though.
10. Insert the names;
Maes and Alphonse are in a happy relationship until Kain runs off with Jean. Maes, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Black Hayate and a brief unhappy affair with Denny, then follows the wise advice of Ling and finds true love with Edward.
What. The. Fudge. Just... Just... What. Where was Gracia when all this was happening? Why does Ling have wise advice? How do you have a one-night stand with a dog? Why is Maes dating the Elric brothers?
WHAT IS THIS MAHOGANY?!
11. Four invites Three and Eight to their house for dinner. What happens?
Havoc invites Armstrong and Edward to his house. Well, it's more like a dorm, isn't it? He lives in the military dorms, doesn't he? Dunno. Anyways, Armstrong is not impressed by the drabness of the place, and so he decides to use the skills of interior decorating that have been passed down the Armstrong line for generations. Edward is just wondering when they'll get to eat, because he's starving.
Havoc faints in shock because his kitchen is now pink, and Armstrong is being shirtless and sparkly all over the place.
Edward complains that he's hungry, so Armstrong begins cooking. Luckily, the cooking skills passed down his family line are much better than the interior decorating ones, so he manages to cook a giant buffet, and Edward is ecstatic. Havoc is awestruck when he comes to.
Everyone is attracted to the wonderful smell of Armstrong's cooking, and they all come to share the food.
And they all lived happily ever after!
Except for Havoc and his dorm-mates, who now have to repaint the kitchen and round up all the residual sparkles whizzing about the place.
12. Nine tries to get Five to go to a yoga class. What happens?
Fuery tries to get Ling going to a yoga class.
Ling obliges, happy to be doing something that reminds him of his home in Xing. They both have a great time, and the two end up becoming friends and meet each other for yoga each week.
Now, everyone, picture Ling Yao and Kain Fuery doing yoga. (The pose where you put your feet behind your head.) Hilarious, am I right?!
13. You need to stay at a friend's house. Do you choose One or Six?
Whee! I pick one! Because Hughes is awesome! And then I can play with Elysia, and I know I won't hafta cook because Gracia can cook! And! And! I would love this opportunity!
Staying at Riza's would be awesome as well, but I'd be kinda scared she might have lots of rules and that she might shoot at me if I accidentally break something.
14. Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens?
Edward falls in love with Riza. Armstrong is jealous.
Okay, Ed and Riza was weird that I could handle, but Armstrong being jealous?! That's flipping absurd!
Okay, so, Edward asks Riza out, but Riza says he's much too young for her, and he shrugs it off, saying he has no idea why he asked in the first place. Armstrong just keeps watching Riza from the sidelines and all is somewhat right with the world...and then Roy burns both Edward and Armstrong for a reason that shall remain unknown.
15. Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? Ten, Two, or Seven?
Alright, I have no ideas why I've been attacked by Havoc, but the one who's most likely to rescue me out of Breda, Roy or Alphonse would probably be Breda, because they're friends and he would probably be able to dissuade Havoc from doing anything violent without actually hurting him.
Because Roy might flame him, and Alphonse is just a kid, so he might not know how to handle the situation very well.
16. One decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later, what happens?
Everyone in the audience is now tasting Gracia's apple pie, and the whole of Amestris has seen three hundred and eighteen photos of Elysia, who also happens to be there wearing a tiny little apron.
If you still can't remember who number one is, then WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?!
17. Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?
Edward has to marry either Havoc, Fuery or Armstrong.
Well, it's not gonna be Armstrong, I'll tell you that much.
Probably Fuery, because Havoc is trying so hard to get a girl, and not even Edward is mean enough to deprive him of that.
Also, Fuery would just be like, "That's okay, you don't even have to pretend you love me. We can just do this thing then get out of each other's hair." Because he's very understanding a lot of the time.
18. Seven kidnaps Two, and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?
Alphonse kidnaps Roy, and demands something from Ling for his release... Wtf? Why is Al kidnapping Roy? Just wtf? Does Ling even know who Roy is? Well, I suppose he would demand... Um... What does Ling even own? He's like, King Mooch! Does he even have any possessions worth talking about? Alright, let's just say he demands Ling's awesome poofy trousers... That makes no sense, does it?
19. You get to meet either One or Six. Who do you choose?
One. One. One. One. One. One. Six would be cool, but still One. One.
20. Ten challenges Four to a chariot race. Why?
Breda challenges Havoc to a chariot race because everyone in the office is bored and they've run out of things to bet on.
21. Everyone gangs up on Three. What happens?
Alright, so, they all gang up on Edward. Yeah, he might be able to beat each of them individually, ('cept maybe Roy or Al) but all of them against him? Yeah, he's done for. I expect he'd put up a good fight, and that maybe something along these lines would occur:
Hughes, Breda, Havoc, Fuery and Denny all stay back because they know there isn't any way they can take Edward on. So they're standing behind the front line with guns, in case Edward does manage to bring down the others.
Alphonse is waiting off to the right side of Edward because he really doesn't want to have to fight his brother and everyone understands this.
Roy is standing a few metres in front of Edward, his gloves ready and his plan good to go.
Riza is at Roy's side, ready to protect him if needs be. Black Hayate is at her side, ready to help.
Ling is a little way to the left of Edward, and Armstrong is behind the Fullmetal Alchemist, meaning he is surrounded.
The fight starts and Edward begins by evading any flames or bullets Roy and Riza shoot at him, whilst fighting off Ling. After about twenty minutes, he defeats Ling by trapping him in a freshly transmuted cage and shackles.
Then Armstrong jumps in, and an epic battle ensues. This time it's forty-five minutes before Armstrong is defeated and Roy's plan to wear Edward down is beginning to take effect.
Edward is now struggling to evade the flames and bullets, and his cloak is getting destroyed. Alphonse is the next to go in, as he can see his brother is beginning to tire and that it won't take much to bring him down. So they spar for about ten minutes, and then Alphonse smashes Edward right in the back of the head and knocks him out.
Roy is pleased that his plan has worked, and begins to wonder why on earth he was attacking Edward in the first place.
Alphonse carries his brother away to treat his wounds and Armstrong finally gets back up. Everyone leaves, but they forget about Ling, who eventually manages to eat his way out of the cage.
(*Always goes crazy on fight scenes*)
22. Everyone is invited to Two and Ten's wedding except for Eight. How do they react?
Roy and Breda are getting married, but don't invite Armstrong.
Our favourite sparkly major shows up anyway, saying that his invitation must have been lost in the mail. Roy sighs, knowing that he probably should have invited Armstrong after all.
But he's here now and everything is okay...except for the fact that Roy and Breda are getting married.
23. Why is Six afraid of Seven?
In reality, I don't think either of them are scared of each other. But let's say that Riza is scared of Alphonse because wherever there's Alphonse, there's Edward, which means that Roy will spend more time teasing him than doing his paperwork.
24. Ten gathers everyone around to tell them a fairytale. What happens?
Breda tells a fairytale! Interesting! He tells everyone the story Cinderella, and Elysia (who Hughes brought, of course) loved it. Alphonse was happy because someone was reading him a story, and Edward fell asleep. All the soldiers went back to work, wondering why that had just happened, and Ling just wondered why he was even there.
25. One arrives late for Two and Ten's wedding. What happens? Why were they late?
Hughes is late for Roy's and Breda's wedding because he was taking lots and lots of photos of Elysia dressed as a flower girl, and he also had to pick up Armstrong (who had just found out about the party because he wasn't invited and needed someone to pick him up). Roy and Breda understand that he had to take a load of photos because he's Hughes, and they all celebrated. And all was right with the world...EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT ROY AND BREDA ARE GETTING MARRIED!!
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