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Favorite Color(s): Blue and green.
Hobbies: Drawing, reading, writing, acting, playing flute.
Favorite Show(s): Danny Phantom, Teen Titans, My Life as a Teenaged Robot, American Dragon: Jake Long, Good Luck Charlie, A.N.T Farm, Fairly Odd Parents, Ben 10, My Babysitter's a Vampire, Jessie, Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja, Arrow (list may be added on to at a later time)
Favorite Book Series: Animorphs, Percy Jackson, Heir Chronicles (aka the Heir series or Weir Trilogy), The Seven Realms, Harry Potter, The Series of Unfortunate Events, Charlie Bone, The Last Dragon Chronicles, The Magic Tree House, Nancy Drew, Kane Chronicles, The Maze Runner, Dragonriders of Pern, Divergent (again, may be added onto)
Notice: I am not able to update regularly due to distractions (aka other fan fictions), chores, current writer's block, and school. I will, however, work on trying to update more frequently and constantly.
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Things that make me crack up laughing-
50 WAYS TO ANNOY VLAD
1. Every time he begins an evil laugh, hum "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands"
a) "Hello, you have reached the idiot ghost who believes he will rule the world. He's a little delusional right now, while coming up with his next evil scheme. Leave a message after the beep!”
33. Get him a parrot and have it lecture him on proper villain lingo. Namely: "No cookie expletives!"
a) Hello Kitty
43. Send him multiple invitations to the Box Ghost and the Lunch Lady's wedding.
50 WAYS TO ANNOY EVIL DAN PHANTOM
1. Put his hair out.
You know your obsessed with Danny Phantom when...
You don't trust old lunch ladies. (They scare me...)
Every time you see your breath fog you think you have a ghost sense. (*breath fogs* Ghost!)
You know what Esperanto is. (Duh)
You know a few Esperanto words (I want to learn it...)
You've ever tried to shoot ecto-blasts out of your hands (Yes...)
Every time you hear the name Vlad you think of Plasmius. (NOOO!! Not Plasmius!! *said sarcastically*)
You've gone looking for ghost portals (Always, I feel bad when I don't find one though. Some day, I will!!)
You want to dye your hair white (YES!! Do you have any idea how epic that would be?!?!?!?)
You know the theme song by heart (My siblings think I'm crazy when I start singing it. :) )
You can quote parts of/entire episodes ("If you mean I can stand in a puddle of you and not get my feet wet, then yes.")
You threw a fit when you heard the show was being cancelled (I think it's safe to say that I was ticked off... Okay, I lied. I ranted for forever.)
You cried when Phantom Planet ended (I was crying for hours!!)
Pssh. 'nuff said.(...)
You know what an Ultra-recyclo vegetarian is. (Meat is still my favorite...)
You've spent hours in a room full of boxes to wait for the Box Ghost (I will I will help Danny get rid of his annoyingness...)
You know the importance of Emergency Ham (Secret button!)
You think hazmat suits rule (I have to find one!!)
You run when you hear someone say "I want to go to the ball!" (*Freaks out, then backs away slowly so as not to anger them further.*)
You don't go near beauty pageants. (Never have, never will)
It's not Eragon, it's Aragon. (Never misspelled it once!!!!)
You like red berets (Yes, I want one)
You check your virus scanner to see if it found Technus (You can't fool me Technus!!)
You can't watch Men in Black without thinking of the Guys in White (Hah! Nope!)
You've tried to capture things in a thermos (Yep! Only works when I'm realllllllyyyyy tiiiiirrreeddd though...)
You named your dog Cujo (I need to get a dog and so do this.)
You were excited when you turned 14 (Yes!! I was sooooo happy! Now, I'm hoping the powers are just developing late...)
You searched Google maps for Amity Park (*Gets into car* Most haunted town in the world, here I come!!)
You freaked out when you found out there was a Fenton street (*Hyperventilates happily* I know where I am going for my vacation!!)
Whenever you get Fruit Loops you search the box for Vlad (Duh, I don't want to accidentally eat him... That's just gross...)
When you're shocked you shout out a book title (Romeo and Juliet! This is a long profile!)
You've tried to walk through walls (I'm working out the kinks. I almost got my hand through once...I think...)
You always carry an orange with you in case the Ghost Writer attacks (No! Need an orange!!)
You don't want locker 724 (No, never ever.)
You support Frog's Rights (What did the frogs do to deserve it?)
You don't like biker dudes (They scare me...)
You know what a Fake-out Make-out is. (Of course, who doesn't?)
You've had a Fake-out Make-out.(O_o Uhhh...)
You bought the bat with the word Fenton on it (*Pulls out a sticker with "Fenton" on it and grabs bat* Hehe...)
You constantly check to make sure shadows aren't following you (I've been safe so far...)
You can't go to the circus without looking around for mind controlled ghosts (Circuses scare me...)
You think the term is mouse-meat, not mincemeat (Ew! Mouse-meat! *Barfs*)
You know what Pandora's Box REALLY is. (Yes, but all the mythology WAS WRONG!!!)
You never eat oatmeal at camp (Nope, never have, never will)
You tried to turn your dad's fishing pole into a Fenton Fisher (I can never catch anything...)
You misspell the name of the first movie in the Star Wars Saga (Heck, no! Everyone knows it was the Fenton Menace!)
You know the difference between Danny, Dan, and Dani. (Who doesn't?)
You screamed "FINALLY!" when Danny kissed Sam in Phantom Planet (Yes, but at the same time I was sad... Had (still have) a total crush on him!)
You know never to use flour sacks with smiley faces on them to make cookies (Nope, don't even use flour sacks!)
You know Roosevelt's famous saying about fear (Duh)
You get King Tuck confused with King Tut (Oh yes. I hear King Tut; I think about King Tuck)
You've shouted "I'M GOING GHOST!" in a crowd full of people (What? No, of course not. Then everyone would know my secret identity.)
You've tried to fly (Always! I get weird looks...)
You've had Danny Phantom withdrawals (*hyperventilates* I need to see Danny Phantom!!!)
You have a notebook with pages of failed attempts to draw Danny's logo (I drew one that looked amazing!)
You spazzed when you found out Danny Phantom was on DVD (*gasp* Need to find!!)
Gonna catch 'em all is no longer a Pokémon phrase (HAH!! This is so true!)
You made plans to start a mad mob and head for Nick studios (YES!!!!)
You went on the Danny Phantom ride at Kings Island (Kings Island? I know where I need to go)
You named your cat Maddie (No. D: Family wouldn't let me.)
You think the term 'ghost' is a bit insensitive. You prefer the term 'ecto-American. (We have to respect their differences, even if they are dead!)
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If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Kina lupi, Dragonluvr1993, UniqueMelody, XxSpiritWolfxX, MillionDollarNinja, VampireFrootloopsRule, Ani-DP-TT-PJ-H-Ben10 Fan,
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Takahane, Fire Thief, Sarah303, Thank you people who are nice,AfterDarkHours, OneDreamADay, Psychic_Ghost, DannySamLover20, SmallvillePhantom14, Ani-DP-TT-PJ-H-Ben10 Fan,
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile and add your name to the list: OneDreamADay, Psychic_Ghost,DannySamLover20, SmallvillePhantom14, Ani-DP-TT-PJ-H-Ben10 Fan,
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Torchwood, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, Angel of Apathy, EriinR, Storms-Are-My-Nature, HaruhixHikaru, McFlyFan101, ronandhermioneareforever, SubspaceDreamer14, Smallvillephantom14, Ani-DP-TT-PJ-H-Ben10 Fan,
When I was younger, just by a few years, I was always trying to be popular and fit in. I hid my crazy antics from the populars and tried to be someone I was not. I loved the color pink, wore makeup all the time, read teen magazines, and wanted to be fabulous. Problem was, I was always being made fun of. I wasn’t happy. Then one day I logged on to my dad’s computer and found this site, what I didn’t know was that moment changed my life forever.
I read profiles and stories, taking in that there were people out there who were happy with being weird...and I realized I could be too. I ditched all of my pink clothing, got rid of all my makeup, and began to act crazy all day everyday. I accepted the fact that I love purple and black, that I loved creepy things, and that I was a Night Owl at heart. I learned you don’t always have to take your parents views (I support gay rights and helping the enviroment), cartoons CAN teach you something, and it doesn’t matter what other people think of you. Their judgement doesn’t change who you are. Being ‘The Weird Chick’ is actually fun, and it’s not the end of the world if you are an outcast...it’s actually batter than fitting in! I learned to fight for what I think is right, and not to let other people rain on you, freak them out by busting out the Slip’n’Slide!!Copy and paste this into your profile if you think this is all too true, and put your name in the list. With Luv and zombie bunnies, Skellingtonfan1 Phantomgirl96, Clockwork's Apprentice, Ani-DP-TT-PJ-H-Ben10 Fan,
I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak, either behind my back, or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud of who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing things no one seems to have the time to do anymore, who loves and is obsessed with Danny Phantom/Statick Shock/something new every few minutes, who can express herself better without words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
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The "You no like, you no read" club: If you believe that people who don't like someone's story should simply not read it instead of posting cruel and hateful reviews, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Alicia's Purple Velvet Purse, changelingchild, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura, cherryredblossom,BLOSSOMHEARTXOXO, Kagome-Loves-Kouga, Jessica01, Jidt, Horseluvr14, I'mdancinonthefloorforacartoon,Timmylover,Silent Phantom gal, Clockwork's Apprentice, Ani-DP-TT-PJ-H-Ben10 Fan,
Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of that five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yabie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, Browned-angelofmusic, Piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- PirateQueen, Caffy91, Lady of the Serpents, taynzpink, JayJay3493, Randy Taylor, Colin Creevey, BadlyAnonymous, Ani-DP-TT-PJ-H-Ben10 Fan
The Stupid Test (put an 'X' next to the one that is you, then at the end add all the x's, if you have more than 18 than you are stupid!) p.s. this is not a real text, it is just for fun!
(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth while you were talking.
(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth while you were NOT talking.
(x) You have run into a glass/screen door.
( )You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed and people gave you weird looks.
(x) You have run into a tree.
(x) It IS possible to lick your elbow.
( ) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same rhythm.
(x) You sang them.
(x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
(x) You choked on your own spit.
( ) You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
(x) You didn't notice that in the last question, the was spelled twice.
(x) You just looked at it.
() Your hair is blonde/dirty-blonde/has blonde in it.
(x) People have called you slow.
(x) You have caught yourself drooling.
( ) You have fallen asleep in class.
(x) If someone says "fart" you laugh.
(x) You just laughed.
(x) Sometimes you just stop thinking.
(x) People are often shaking their heads as they walk away from you.
(x) you are often to told to use your "inside voice".
(x) You use your fingers to do simple math.
( ) you have eaten a bug.
(x) you have put your clothes backward or inside out and didnt realize it.
(x) You have looked all around for something only to find out it was in your hand, pockets, ect.
(x)You repost/forward things because your scared of what will happen if you dont even thought you know nothing will happen.
(x) You break a lot of things.
( ) Your friends know not use big words around you. (Nope, other way around)
(x) You sometimes tilt your head if your confused.
(x) You've fallen out of your chair before.
(I got 25! XD)
20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:
1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down
2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.
3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that
4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"
5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso
6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"
7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"
8: Dont use any punctuation
9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking
10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face
11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"
12: Sing along at the opera
13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day
15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'
16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"
17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON"
18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"
19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"
20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (always)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (pretty much)
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (All the time)
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..." (LOL yup)
You live off of sugar and caffeine! (Yep... I'm having some withdrawals though... NEED A COOKIE!!!)
People think you're insane. (duh)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next. (What can I say?)
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. (Oh yes. Very.)
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. (I Can never think of titles!)
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (almost)
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. (I hope i dont!)
People think you have A.D.D. (Yeah...)
You think it's cool to have A.D.D. (YUP!)
You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason! (Yes... This is true)
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. (they had to grow out of it. XD)
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (JK!)
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC " Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."
7. My mother taught me IRONY "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me WEATHER "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION "Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me: ENVY "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING "You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me: ESP "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me: HUMOR "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22.My Mother taught me: Genetics "I swear you're just like your father."
23. My Mother taught me about my Roots "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My Mother taught me Wisdom "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. My mother taught me about Justice "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"
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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm BISEXUAL, so I MUST have attention issues
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm pale, so I MUST be albino
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I write LEMONS, so I MUST be a twisted pedophile.
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork or nerd.
I am CANADIAN, so I MUST live in an igloo
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SAVE DANNY PHANTOM!
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Spread the word! Together as Phans and authors join forces, we WILL SUCCEED!!
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