Thaliana
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Joined 09-29-03, id: 462650, Profile Updated: 02-29-12
Author has written 16 stories for Glee.

So I'm new to posting my fanfiction here, but far from new to writing it. I've recently developed a passion for Glee fanfic, specifically shipping Klaine and Finchel. My God. Did I just admit to shipping Finchel? Okay. Let's clarify. I write Klaine fanfic. And I usually have Finchel in the background of my Klaine fanfics. Just because I have SO MANY friends from high school who, years later, are still with the person they met then, so I don't think it's beyond the realm of possibility for most of the canon couples to be endgame.

I'm old enough that my first ever fanfiction genre, before I even knew that was I was writing WAS fanfic, was Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. Maybe one day I'll post some of that fanfiction. We'll see. I also write Star Trek: Voyager fanfiction, but again, nothing posted. A pretty eclectic set of interests, I know...

I've never used a beta reader, so any mistakes are my own.

I hope you all enjoy my writing. I accept personal messages, so if you have a prompt idea for me, that you would like to see done in my style, feel free to let me know. I may start a twitter or tumblr account at some point in the future, but for now, this is it. UPDATE: Tumblr - thaliana1981 Twitter - @thaliana81

Thanks for reading, and don't forget to review!

I have two other Klaine fics in the works, but I'm not going to even start typing those until Innocence is done. I have a million and one ideas, including some Anderberry siblings, which I never ever ever thought I'd get behind, and one epic fic that involves most of the graduating population of New Directions ending up in New York and doing one of the most iconic of Broadway Plays together.

Can anyone explain something to me? Kurt Hummel (and the New Directions) attend William McKinley High in Lima, Ohio. Blaine Anderson (and the Warblers) attend Dalton Academy, in Westerville, Ohio . Those two cities are nearly TWO HOURS apart (I used Google Maps). And yet, students from each school can randomly run into each other at the Lima Bean? (Which I'm assuming is in LIMA, as it's called the LIMA Bean.) Plus...if Blaine chose to leave Dalton, was it just coincidence that his family HAPPENED to live in the catchment area for WMHS? And if so, why hadn't he and Kurt met before Blaine got bullied and left his old school to go to Dalton? These are simple logistics errors that should have been ironed out by the writers. *sigh* AND, if Westerville WAS close enough to Lima to make meetings at the Lima Bean possible, do the boys actually board at Dalton? And if Kurt boarded at Dalton (which he would have had to if it were two hours away), how did he bring a glass of warm milk to Finn every night in the hopes of 'lady chat'??? (The Sue Sylvester Shuffle)

Okay. Seriously...my logical mind is having real problems here. Help!

Note: Apparently I'm not the only one that sees these inconsistencies! has a ton more I didn't even consider! Argh! I will attempt to write these contradictions as best I can to suit my writing. Okay, rant over. For now.

I'm going to finish Innocence. At some point. Unfortunately, my writing tends to get tedious and mired in details at times, and I'm trying to edit it so it's less talk, more action. In the meantime, when I need a break, I've been working on another epically long fic, which was supposed to be a sweet, smutty BDSM fic in which Klaine never actually met until long after high school, even though they have tons of mutual friends. But again, there's far too much dialogue and far too little action. I think it's far too slow. Would anyone be interested in reading it anyway? Maybe even as a beta...just to see if it's even...a popular idea? I dunno, just an idea.

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Husbandly Duties by anxioussquirrel reviews
Kurt and Blaine have never had sex. They haven't even discussed having sex. They have been best friends for the last two years. Now they're suddenly getting married and it turns out they have very different expectations about intimacy. Dystopia AU.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,783 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Pure Kismet by GleeDWhoFreak reviews
"Most people think that it if you are a Dom, it automatically means you are a top. And they're not interested in a Dom that dosn't have the same interest." Warning: BDSM and Lemon. Future AU.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 109,590 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 1,061 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Permanent Marker by wynnie the pooh reviews
When the Labels people call you are written on your skin, they're not so easy to forget. AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,515 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Star by MeganAnneinNeverland reviews
Blaine is 20. Kurt is 19. They had been going out for six months before Blaine decided it was time to introduce Kurt to his three-year-old daughter. Little angsty to begin with, but then fluff,fluff,fluff.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,039 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
A Legal Romance by YaDiva reviews
Sequel to A Political Romance. As Kurt and Blaine graduate college, new challenges await. Can loving Kurt calm dark and twisted Blaine? Features consensual slave/master relationship. Not BDSM. Rated M for gay sex, smut, rape, language and abuse triggers.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 216,454 - Reviews: 2088 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Kiss by foraworldundeserving reviews
While the kiss in Original Song was oh-so-beautiful, there's millions of ways those two boys could have shared their first kiss. PROMPT FIC. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 234 - Words: 626,952 - Reviews: 12277 - Favs: 2,030 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Political Romance by YaDiva reviews
Blaine is the son of a conservative politician. He's not allowed to have a boyfriend but he falls in love with Kurt however something about Blaine isn't quite right. Something dark and slightly twisted. Rated M for language, smut, gay sex and dark themes.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 119,305 - Reviews: 1282 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
One Fine Day by arainymonday reviews
They had talked about their dads enough for Kurt to know three things. One, Mr. Anderson desperately wanted a straight son. Two, Blaine desperately wanted an accepting father. Three, Kurt had everything Blaine wanted.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,325 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
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Innocence Lost reviews
Kurt makes a rash decision based on a mistaken lack of self-worth and a very awful thing that's happened to him. Can he snap out of it? To be continued...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,586 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
May I Have This Dance? reviews
Why did Quinn stand up during the spotlight dance? Why would she take that attention off Rachel? VERY SHORT One-Shot. STORY IS COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Beautiful, What's Your Hurry? reviews
Day 7 of Klaine Week. Domestic/Daddy!Klaine. At Christmas.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,069 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Bullies, a Bow Tie, and reviews
...the Search for a Four-Leaf Clover. Preschoolers Kurt and Blaine meet on the playground on a Saturday afternoon. Just read it. They're adorable. I promise.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
I'm Not Proposing reviews
Rachel asked Kurt what he would have done had Blaine proposed. This is my take on that question. Written for Day 6 of Klaine week - Wedding. Please read and review!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Calming Presence reviews
Two babies, born the same day, in the same hospital. Neither will stop crying. What's an innovative doctor to do? Written for Klaine Week - Day 1, Baby!Klaine. Warnings for unnamed character death.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
High Times, Hard Times reviews
Kurt's in NYC, Blaine's in Lima. Day Five of Klaine Week. Falls into line with my Innocence Lost verse, but not necessary to read, all info given in A/N. Better summary inside
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Happy Anniversary reviews
It's the first anniversary of their first kiss. And it's in the middle of the school week, of course. So homework gets in the way of celebrating. Rated T for minor suggestive themes, nothing explicit.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
After Scandals reviews
What happened between Scandals and opening night? Kurt and Blaine obviously made up, but how? When? Written for Klaine week: Missing Moments. Read and Review, Please!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Texts reviews
Klaine Week AU in which Kurt and Blaine are 'just' best friends and roommates at Dalton during Senior Year. Further description inside. Klaine are FRIENDS, repeat JUST FRIENDS. In fact, Kurt's contemplating dating someone you won't believe...
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Groveling reviews
Okay, so after The Apology, people wanted to see Nick groveling. So here it is. Read The Apology first, or this won't make too much sense. This takes place both before, during, and after The Apology, and at Dalton Academy. Enjoy!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,138 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Nick, Jeff
Tight Pants and Booty Camp reviews
What happens when someone in ND notices that Blaine's walking a little funny? Blaine/Tina friendship
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Apology reviews
CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR 3X11, MICHAEL! What happens when a particular Warbler wants to apologize to Blaine for what went down? They've been like brothers for far too long... Labeled as Blaine/Kurt as the particular Warbler isn't a character on ff's list.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Saving Private Brian reviews
Blaine likes Family Guy. Kurt likes Blaine. Silly, SHORT one-shot. AGAIN, one-shot.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Stumbling reviews
A silly one-shot based on a funny little comic or joke I saw on facebook last night. I couldn't resist. Couldn't decide which boy was which, so...this is what resulted. Enjoy!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Gay Parents May Make the Best Parents reviews
A very short one-shot based on a news article I read this evening. Rated T for mentions of sexuality, and implications of sexual relations.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete